Scared Straight: Lorenzo and Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan has some harsh truths for some troubled teens. Aired 03/03/12
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@Mordorer 3 жыл бұрын

“And I’m Lindsey Lohan...” worked on a perfect level.

@kendallbellors6102 2 жыл бұрын

Did she just make references from her own movies like wtf lol 😆 😂

@moralfortitude...2217 2 жыл бұрын

Great

@MassiveMouniFlaps 2 жыл бұрын

Those rape jokes though

@anthonygordon9483 Жыл бұрын

@@kendallbellors6102 No at the time, she was in the news for getting in trouble with the law. DUI's, Drinking, etc. She had a drinking and drug issue and was in and out of rehab. Kind of screwed up her career today. Anyways she was making reference that she is in jail because she is just being her. A joke on her real life.

@gauravjha3881 4 жыл бұрын

Kenan:"Shut your damn mouth" * throws the shoe * Bobby:"already?"

@gabemartinex3986 3 жыл бұрын

I love that part

@narutoyamiryu404 9 ай бұрын

Kenan: Shut Yo Damn Mouth!

@csen96 9 жыл бұрын

the last part was the best...everyone cracked...even Andy!

@tonythorne5767 8 жыл бұрын

+Chandreyi Sen so good. I love it when they lose it

@tomc3334 8 жыл бұрын

+Chandreyi Sen i realized his pants cracked and i believe that's why he sat like that on the desk and why they all started laughing, pretty funny lol

@heathperceval4387 6 жыл бұрын

First time Andy Cracked

@ing360 3 жыл бұрын

Had to rewatch a million times! That got me. I was not expected that! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

@razieltalos 3 жыл бұрын

remember when that didnt happen as much due to the professionals they used to hire for the show?

@souio 3 жыл бұрын

Seeing them go from looking all tough to the camera cut to all 3 breaking at the same time in 10 seconds is one of the best SNL moments.

@leopoldstotch7711 Жыл бұрын

wow I just stole your comment by accident, we on the same wave length baaad bro

@nefwaenre 6 жыл бұрын

Bill laughing at the end is priceless but Jason lost it badly this time!

@Mordorer 3 жыл бұрын

Cuz his pants rip bwahahaha

@phil-ys3cf 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mordorer lol really?

@Mordorer 3 жыл бұрын

@@phil-ys3cf haha my mistake he actually just picked a murf. At 3:38. Maybe that’s what it was.

@10DollarProductions 3 жыл бұрын

Saved the sketch for me. Lohan was painfully unfunny in this, but man the ending was great.

@HazalBulutTV 7 жыл бұрын

I think this is the only skit Andy actually breaks

@Hello-op1ct 7 жыл бұрын

He's trying not to smile in the Scared Straight one with Tracy Morgan

@makkorrafan 7 жыл бұрын

N He moves his face out of the frame in that one but you can still see his shoulders shaking, other than this he never broke character

@heathperceval4387 6 жыл бұрын

There are others I can’t think what they are called

@nikhildrogbacena 5 жыл бұрын

There's one about alien abduction where Kate makes breaks everyone!

@Wazzyupperss 5 жыл бұрын

@@nikhildrogbacena I think Andy had already left the cast by the time Kate became a featured player.

@vasundharabhriguvanshi8379 8 жыл бұрын

bill hader has the cutest smile!!

@i.george2321 4 жыл бұрын

yes, like a broken rake

@raijonakahara6948 4 жыл бұрын

@@i.george2321HEY the cutest broken rake okay mind you

@ramothyreal 3 жыл бұрын

@@i.george2321 Incorrect >:(

@Jadorelainie 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@EmpyreanLightASMR 3 жыл бұрын

bill is never the ringleader in these 😂

@android1012 4 жыл бұрын

"I should've stopped you after 'discharge', but I zoned out for a second." 🤣

@biancaradelfinger3338 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Vidgmchtr 3 жыл бұрын

I'll bet Bill was so happy to not break character the entire time until the pencil case fell off the desk

@heybigsplendour 2 жыл бұрын

He was close to laughing at one point but it was game over once those pencils were knocked over haha

@itskitkat1212 9 ай бұрын

He probably felt better that everyone else was laughing too

@YamanNidhi 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Jason also stands and sits with the instructions XD

@Jluyoungzone 10 жыл бұрын

The last part was actually the funniest part. They completely messed it up lol

@armanmusa1641 10 жыл бұрын

Oh Bill, never stop cracking up.

@ayesharizwan195 6 жыл бұрын

Ian Night gosh he is super cute

@burcu3610 2 жыл бұрын

This skit is rare because andy and jason almost never breaks and in this one they both break

@-BL00DYMURD3R 4 жыл бұрын

Bill Hader breaks in every scared straight skit😂

@RitaaLeci 7 жыл бұрын

That's the only time I've ever seen Andy break like that 😂

@limothytim 9 жыл бұрын

1:50 look at andy hahaha

@luthermorrisjr1657 3 жыл бұрын

👏🏿🤣

@tobymcgroby8967 3 жыл бұрын

5:35 This is the reason I love Jason Sudeikis🙈

@Your_President_Kanye_East 5 жыл бұрын

5:38 I died. This part kills me every time.

@neversaygoodbye4 Жыл бұрын

His landing wasn’t so smooth 😂😂

@Maria-et6rr 5 жыл бұрын

Every time Jason would jump on that desk id DIE OF LAUGHTER

@leopoldstotch7711 Жыл бұрын

5:37 one of the best bloopers in SNL history, the cut from Sudeikis cracking to the other 3 cracking is gold... like Close Encounter when it cuts from Moynihan and Bryant to Ryan Gosling

@abhinabasain4801 3 жыл бұрын

I've NEVER seen Jason Sudekis break. 😂😂 Btw...I really think Lindsay had not got time to rehearse this one properly. Every joke from the beginning seems to break her like it's the first time she's hearing it.

@RichardX1 Жыл бұрын

I think she had time, but she didn't spend it rehearsing

@brendanconcannon6824 17 күн бұрын

She just doesn’t remember how to read

@mstyres00 3 жыл бұрын

Man, Keenan cracks me up. I'm always excited when he's in a skit.

@HansDelbruck53 Жыл бұрын

"Deep in the heart of yo' ass..." Hilarious!

@regan3873 3 жыл бұрын

Andy’s acting at 1:50 is... interesting

@CartoonCritter1985 3 жыл бұрын

I was not expecting them all to break into laughter at the end, that was the best part!

@aerialkate 9 жыл бұрын

Anyone who saw Lohan in 'The Parent Trap' delivering a very impressive English accent at the age of 11 (I'm English and even adult American actresses couldn't do an English accent until Renee Zellweger a few years later) can't possibly deny the girl can act. She has talent. She's just under prepared here, which I suspect is probably her fault. She clearly didn't know her lines. Unprofessional, no question - but when she can be bothered Lindsay Lohan is a _very_ capable actress.

@naimhussan3970 8 жыл бұрын

what about Gwyneth Paltrow she does a good English accent.

@annajolie2699 8 жыл бұрын

+aerialkate Your argument sucks. Being good at replicating accents (or in her case, an accent) does not = a very good actress.

@aerialkate 8 жыл бұрын

Anna Jolie Being good at accents doesn't necessarily mean somebody is a good actress, but it's generally a good signifcator. Meryl Streep is famously good at accents and is generally considered to be one of the best actresses in the world; if not the best. Being versatile with accents certainly shows that the actress concerned has put in the hours in terms of perfecting her craft and I always respect that. I would argue that Lohan gave an excellent performance in 'The Parent Trap' - the film I referenced - regardless of accent. In my opinion, she was a very, very good child actress. Well above average. I suspect she was worked to death as a youngster and rebelled later on; as child performers so often do. It hurt her reputation wise, which is a shame.

@jshanker2005 8 жыл бұрын

+aerialkate, nobody pulls off accents like Lindsay does. Drugs and alcohol ruined her. There's no dearth of talent there.

@afrosymphony8207 8 жыл бұрын

+aerialkate you dont even fucking know that! maybe she was called into this last minute, snl does this alot lindsey had more lines than any celebrity who has been on this same sketch

@tranglynguyen5885 6 жыл бұрын

"The stolen diamonds that was you?" Lmfao

@MrKastaway66 Жыл бұрын

Jason at 5:36…hilarious. The jump onto the desk, all 3 breaking at the end…awesome! I can feel my soul being nourished.

@jhgvfvgthyu 7 жыл бұрын

Haha the damn shoe throwing gets me every time haha

@doomsdimension1663 10 жыл бұрын

"Every kiss begins with rape" lmfao hahaha

@LadyVaderSith 4 жыл бұрын

So funny to see Andy finally breaking, so cute

@iraklilomitashvili9127 8 жыл бұрын

the way Jason Sudeikis is standing in the beginning is so funny!! Also when he jumps onto the desk ))))!!!!

@elizabethjolly2335 Ай бұрын

Jason Sudeikis is great, and the breaking at the end is hilarious, but no one gives Kenan enough credit for these skits. He has his lines nailed and delivers them perfectly without breaking character. True professional.

@jamjar5525 5 жыл бұрын

Liking only for Andy breaking 😂

@RandomStudiosFM 8 жыл бұрын

It sucks that Linsday kept looking at the script promp so obviously in the skit.

@jokernord65 7 жыл бұрын

and she was in those movies,and she still dont remember the stories

@PlatinumState 5 жыл бұрын

Charles Barkley is the worst at that

@pekomsneko7667 4 жыл бұрын

@@jokernord65 Lindsay Lohan is a modern day Icarus wasted talent and career.

@NeaEmrys 4 жыл бұрын

She's supposed to, in fact she should have looked at it more.

@chadafiy 4 жыл бұрын

Nea Emrys she's not, are you that stupid of a fanboy?

@bitumenroad4648 2 жыл бұрын

-And the stolen necklace part....I guess that was just you?😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lindsey struggled alot in this sketch but the writing held it up 😂😂😂

@courtneyloando2266 3 жыл бұрын

It's so funny when Bill Hader breaks character

@kevbazz889 8 жыл бұрын

Jason saved this skit

@LinyraPia 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this was the only Scared Straight skit that didn't make me laugh my ass off.

@pretenditsagoodworld 6 жыл бұрын

like they say if they skit is bad just crack up laughing and the skit is saved ;)

@kabztunes 6 жыл бұрын

Keenan was fine. Lindsay is cringe tho

@sed1589 3 жыл бұрын

@@LinyraPia it's lindsay sucked

@willjackson6522 2 жыл бұрын

@@kabztunes yep. No clue why they even had her on, she’s not known for comedy or even anything comedic in the slightest. Why the hell they thought this would go well I have no clue.

@shazk.557 7 жыл бұрын

First time I saw Sudekis break character! Liked it!

@ellie9248 8 жыл бұрын

Lindsey was terrible

@Okayme8080 4 жыл бұрын

Bill is soo cute i love his smile

@mr.l8723 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Keenan was thinking “huh, those are Lindsey’s movies.”😂

@razieltalos 3 жыл бұрын

when you need cuecards to remember your own goddamn movies. cocaine is a hell of a drug

@johngeer745 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the police officer also stands up and sits down at the beginning

@hesh.hesh.2051 4 жыл бұрын

4:14 my favorite part, she made references for something of her movies, Herbie Fully Loaded, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and Parent Trap.

@heybigsplendour 10 жыл бұрын

The best part is from 5:39. So funny!

@Cuartz2Spain 10 жыл бұрын

" And i'm Lindsay Lohan " lol

@L_Martin Жыл бұрын

When throwing your butt down on a desk and knocking over a cup making everyone bust up is funnier than the rest of the sketch ...

@anyalazor7978 4 жыл бұрын

I love Andy breaking, it's so rare, that's why it's so funny😂

@zeniashanze1882 3 жыл бұрын

I fall more and more in love with andy everyday

@BeezowDoodooZopittybop-bop-bop 3 жыл бұрын

It was just straight up Lindsay Lohan!! I'm dead!☠️☠️☠️

@PrideTech101 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that Ted lasso was a police officer before being a coach

@TheUltimateKpopfan 9 жыл бұрын

lindsay lohan is not what i would call a flexible actor lol

@Luvie1980 8 жыл бұрын

+Princess Jesus Why was she chosen to host this show?

@av1040 4 жыл бұрын

Princess -- How many movies did you have??? NONE. SO SHUT UP!

@razieltalos 3 жыл бұрын

not what you would call smart either lol

@VoltairesRevenge 3 жыл бұрын

Or an actor 🤷🏻‍♀️

@henrytawnn8694 3 жыл бұрын

Charles Barkley was acting more professional than Lindsay.

@lucyslayage 5 жыл бұрын

Andy is so good in all of these aaah

@djm122270 11 ай бұрын

The way he half-picked a wedgie out...then plopped on the desk...🤣

@trashleigh87 18 күн бұрын

I've never seen a man unpick a wedgie on TV before.

@coolcorgi723 10 жыл бұрын

Dat last part saved the skit XD

@Today_I_Choose_Violence 3 жыл бұрын

“What are they in here for chief? Darfur?” Best-line of the skit and it got no love.

@JLo-mw8zu 8 жыл бұрын

I think this is the only skit where Jason breaks

@kushagraverma7509 7 жыл бұрын

Jana Lodahl There's another one. Crime Scene with Charlie Day

@EmpyreanLightASMR 3 жыл бұрын

@@kushagraverma7509 thanks I'll look for that. I was going to say the same thing, never seen him break

@allenasmith8365 3 жыл бұрын

1:22 “Already”

@DanG626 2 жыл бұрын

5:32 the wedgie haha, then the sit 🤣🤣

@Sara-sn7hc 10 жыл бұрын

"goo to sleep! Go to sleep!!" lollll

@thrbrandao Жыл бұрын

“ and the stolen necklace part, I guess that’s just you” 😂😂😂😂😂

@tellul8r 2 жыл бұрын

At 4:30 you can see Lindsey looking over to what I assume are the cue cards lol

@macvarycliffdapo2489 2 жыл бұрын

That AIDS part. Got me. Hahaha 😂

@oldschoolhawking8191 2 жыл бұрын

"You're going to think your butt was traded with Jenna Jameson" solid gold there

@Felipao216 2 жыл бұрын

This is a massively underrated skit. And Keenan kills it everytime

@lukepurser3432 20 күн бұрын

Jason knocking the cup of pencils off was the ribbon on top of this sketch.

@ianwilson2007 3 жыл бұрын

These scared straight skits are genius

@aaronburratwood.6957 3 жыл бұрын

When he says “discharge” I laughed and my stomach turned at the same time.

@711lila 9 жыл бұрын

Jason is freakin hilariousXD He, Bill and Kristen are my favorite of snl.

@camsss7744 10 жыл бұрын

i really cant stop laughing!!!

10 жыл бұрын

hahhahaha Lindsay is quite close to break laughing!

@cinyarko 6 жыл бұрын

The break at the end saved the skit.

@aarondigby5054 6 ай бұрын

@3:45 I love how Macintosh called in to do the Scared Straight Program starts touching on certain subjects thst should scare them straight is asked to "whooaa" rotflmao

@joshdraken1 2 жыл бұрын

She seems too nice to be mean in this skit.

@TA-op3fk 4 жыл бұрын

The shoe throwing always kills me.

@uniuser1797 9 жыл бұрын

Lindsay Lohan doesn't even know how to read.

@philipcooper8297 9 жыл бұрын

uniuser AL And who got rich and famous and who says she can't read?

@Luvie1980 8 жыл бұрын

+Philip Cooper She's rich? She was struggling for money a few months ago.

@faemusicesys5857 8 жыл бұрын

+Luvie1980 Got as in past tense. But she's probably still rather well off.

@mythicalashley9542 3 жыл бұрын

She wasn't prepared and so fumbled her words it's pretty normal

@southernweather25 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 3:05 Hader trying to keep it together 😂

@mr.e5595 2 жыл бұрын

This was less than 10 years ago, and it still couldn't air today. I'm still shocked they aired this. I loved it. 🤣

@KevinLuper99 Жыл бұрын

It literally could. Like what part of this do you think is offensive?

@mr.e5595 Жыл бұрын

@@KevinLuper99 not that it offends ME, but the allusions to prison rape would get them clapped up today.

@77Creation 10 ай бұрын

@@mr.e5595Clapped quick.

@ryzu28 9 жыл бұрын

that last part was the best though

@loriwest4777 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE the Scared Straight skits!! Lindsay and Kenan are legendary

@NoraGreen1992 10 жыл бұрын

Lindsay looks like she's reading the lines from somewhere

@SuperCrazydada 10 жыл бұрын

she is... in most of the skits with her in it

@NoraGreen1992 10 жыл бұрын

WHY?

@SuperCrazydada 10 жыл бұрын

i duno... she had a handover or something i guess.XD look at the harry potter skit

@MizPoppyloppy 10 жыл бұрын

all of the cast does not just lindsay you can see there eyes pan of sometimes its because they have so many lines

@RealCalebClay 3 жыл бұрын

It's SNL... They all read from cue cards

@BleisermanADN Жыл бұрын

This one is by far on of my favourite skits from SNL, the way the all broke at the end had my crying from laughter the first time i watched it. Not to mention all the legends acting in it.

@user-lz5nd8lh8b 3 жыл бұрын

when they all broke at the end 😭😂😂😂

@Nielv13 Ай бұрын

i LOVE when they break.. my favorite part!!

@DrugzMunny 6 күн бұрын

5:41 Bro, I'm pretty sure he just cannonballed onto a cup full of pencils and a stapler.

@SizmoH 9 жыл бұрын

5:46 - I can't cope!

@ThugTrain 10 жыл бұрын

Yo, Lindsay, way to blatantly stare at the cue cards there...

@billiejennings3531 10 жыл бұрын

kinda what they all have done for the past 8 years

@ThugTrain 10 жыл бұрын

Not that unsubtly.

@curtismurphy6206 10 жыл бұрын

Damolisher Christopher Walken blatantly stares at the cue cards whenever he does SNL. Actually not even SNL, if you ever see him in a movie he keeps staring off into the distance obviously reading from cards

@ThugTrain 10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but it works for him.

@Woeismyhoe 8 жыл бұрын

Of only they didn't change the lines from the script... Why do they even always have to change the lines? Can't the actors sometimes just ad lib? Lol

@TGymer 4 жыл бұрын

One of these days Jason Sudeikis is going to rectally breach himself with one of those jumps xD

@SachinSharma-lb2sj 8 жыл бұрын

Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep now wake up 😁

@Phemelo 10 жыл бұрын

These guys, and then they laugh during a live skit. Ha ha ha! And Lindsay didn't know her words. Anyone else see that she was reading from behind Andy?

@emilyhendriks7104 3 жыл бұрын

they all read their lines from cue cards but she was brutally obvious about it

@jameswarner261 Жыл бұрын

There are 7 different scenes for this skit. Every time at the end he sits down like that and gets funnier each time, this one made me DIE!! The butt pick, then crashing down on the table to knock over the pencils. So random and funny, I bet that was unscripted all those times

@RoughTake Жыл бұрын

Ha, “48, we really gotta start trying you kids as adults. 😂😂

@unclecreepy4185 2 жыл бұрын

What, you think I never broke character before? Huh? I remember one time I was playing guitar with a tall, hairy man in a tight shirt banging on some metal thing when a guy with slicked back hair and a leather jacket comes in saying he wants more cowbell! Is that what you want! Some sweaty dude rubbing against you banging on a cowbell? Because this here is real life!