Scarlett Johansson Holiday Monologue

Scarlett Johansson Holiday Monologue - SNL

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Scarlett Johansson’s monologue takes a dramatic turn when SNL cast members start turning to dust.
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@maudtrenite856 4 жыл бұрын

He looks at her like he actually can’t believe she’s calling him the love of her life, my heart

@bigman4407 4 жыл бұрын

He probably cant believe it. I cant believe it. He gives average guys every where hope.

@selenalemiec2549 4 жыл бұрын

There's nothing average about him. He's funny, smart, and super hot. So is she, though. They are a great couple.

@bigman4407 4 жыл бұрын

@@emy948 oh i didn't know he was a harvard grad. That helps him i guess with scoring Scarlett. From a guy perspective though who isn't gay, he just look like an ordinary plain looking non intimidating dude. And Scarlett is just smoking hot, even her name "Scarlett" is hot. She is one of the sexiest and talented stars in hollywood, and for her to choose him, all im saying it gives me and other men hope we too can get a Scarlett Johansen type of woman. And to tell you the truth i feel i got this guy beat in the looks department.

@stephaniepinto9390 4 жыл бұрын

So sweet

@denniszenanywhere 4 жыл бұрын

Big Man I’ve seen so many stars. They look just like any woman. Which is why they’re actors. It’s not about their looks but how they inhabit characters. Stardom is the only reason they seem larger than life. It helps if they’re nice. I was friends with one star and I thought I’d do every thing in my power to get involved with her. It turns out she was not that interesting at all, so I didn’t pursue her. Once you get over their stardom, you will see other people just as attractive.

@evamel3 4 жыл бұрын

its weird to see colin's and michael's legs

@tropicalcandyland6266 4 жыл бұрын

eva castillo 😂😂😂

@Psychol-Snooper 4 жыл бұрын

That blew my whole Muppet theory to hell.

@nova9996 4 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@daviddelaney2407 4 жыл бұрын

We see one of Che's legs every week! --Dave, ... I hope it's a leg, it's got a sneaker on it

@honeybee591 4 жыл бұрын

David DeLaney hahaha

@snatchadams69 3 жыл бұрын

Scarlett has to know she's marrying Che´ too right

@katla_phc 3 жыл бұрын

@Munnawar Khan And she's co-parenting Pete with John Mulaney.

@julieporter7805 3 жыл бұрын

You always have to marry the friends too.

@GeronFletcher 3 жыл бұрын

Colin looked at her like “look, it’s a package deal.”

@bolognivm 3 жыл бұрын

And Che definitely doesn't let Colin and Scarletr forget it lol

@aymanfaraz7621 3 жыл бұрын

U marry a comedian and u marry his whole cast team

@amygdala_511 4 жыл бұрын

can we talk about how awkwardly colin was standing at the end hes so cute

@nothingtoseehere5606 4 жыл бұрын

He's used to the desk in between him and the audience

@confit 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what he was thinking when she called him the love of her life lol he has the best poker face. (Someone here said that he might think it's BS given her 'promiscuity' not really sure what that means)

@chloeammiano5026 3 жыл бұрын

@@confit not sure what that means either... sounds like another person just talking about something they don’t know anything about, considered they recently got married.

@centigradz 3 жыл бұрын

She loves too quickly and too fast. Don't think he is into her that much.

@MTMF.london 3 жыл бұрын

@@centigradz No, he's thinking "I must be in a dream, please, please, be real!"

@carrots_arelife2924 4 жыл бұрын

"oh no, what will we do without his paycheck" damn lmao

@benzaiten933 4 жыл бұрын

what with all that Black Widow merch money.........😅

@JazzyJeffRealTalk 4 жыл бұрын

Savage 🤣

@ron.hertzberg 4 жыл бұрын

Shes not on a % paycheck only rdj got that 2% backend in his contract. But she still makes millions per movie.

@ron.hertzberg 4 жыл бұрын

@@benzaiten933 ^

@SidV101 4 жыл бұрын

Ron Hertzberg yeah plus 140m net worth she never has to work another day of her life if she doesn’t want to

@hughgrection5803 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being the love of Scarlett johanssons life

@ttamcc.4674 4 жыл бұрын

Hugh G Rection whoa buddy u just took me to heaven with that comment chill out!!

@angiej3127 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if she said the same about her two ex-husbands....

@TwilightSunXXIV 4 жыл бұрын

@@angiej3127 one was Ryan Reynolds so...

@editname8364 4 жыл бұрын

Hugh G Rection imagine being the third love of Scarlett Johanssons life

@chrisw9122 4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully this monologue ages well 😂

@MrChannelnamehere 3 жыл бұрын

That paycheck joke sounds like it came straight from Michael Che. :D

@lovewhitey2027 3 жыл бұрын

Truuuuu 🗣🤷🏼‍♀️💎😁

@nikkib317 2 жыл бұрын

100% 😂

@michaelwachendorf2096 2 жыл бұрын

Without a doubt lmao.

@SMSimon Жыл бұрын

💯

@sayaksengupta4335 Жыл бұрын

Definitely 😆😆😆😆

@AzreBalmung 4 жыл бұрын

The way Scarlett looked at Collin when he asked her if she watched the movie 😹

@g0nt411 3 жыл бұрын

I have seen that look before It means "don't put yourself to my reach"

@bennyton2560 3 жыл бұрын

death stare

@teekay698 3 жыл бұрын

We've all looked at our men that way at some point when they roast us 😂

@anti-everybody 2 жыл бұрын

um you are crying over a scripted line that been asked a million times to her by fans?

@ClarakinsAya 2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment omg I died!

@matthewcurlee6661 4 жыл бұрын

"Wow first Asian cast member now you're dusting me?! Twitter's gonna eat you alive!" I cackled

@FishoD 4 жыл бұрын

But in all honesty, SNL is in quite a pickle with him. So far he played different gay character stereotypes in literally every sketch he was in. So far there was absolutely zero range in his performance. I hopeit will get better, otherwise what will they do? In this current overly PC toxic climate they literally cannot fire him without serious blowbacks.

@tatatheretiktok6031 4 жыл бұрын

@@FishoD if you want range, look no further than Pete and Leslie Jones. They pretty much wrote Lesie as the same character in every sketch she was in. And Pete is literally just Pete.

@PrecisionGolfCarts 4 жыл бұрын

@meek he's half philippino and white.

@matthewcurlee6661 4 жыл бұрын

@@FishoD he was also a writer at SNL before he was a cast member. So it's a pretty safe bet he's written some of his own performances. He's openly gay as well.

@ciara7264 4 жыл бұрын

BEST LINE

@alyreadsbooks7560 4 жыл бұрын

“Oh no I think it’s just one of those weeks where Pete just doesn’t show up.” 😂😂

@YTFlove4ever 4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad if that's really true and they are that accepting of him at his workplace. I wonder when my workplace would be that inclusive.

@ChandiraG 4 жыл бұрын

Lorne Michaels has been reading the comments.

@icefire1316 4 жыл бұрын

He's shooting the new suicide squad movie and WB paid for him to be released from his contract for the duration

@dodgingdurangos924 4 жыл бұрын

@@icefire1316 boom. Facts.

@mikemccown2057 4 жыл бұрын

Yea the audience must not of wanted to sign the non disclosure.

@RamonLovesRockandPie 4 жыл бұрын

I love how everyone is panicking as they're getting dusted and the Asian dude's just offended about being dusted. xD

@canaisyoung3601 4 жыл бұрын

Considering SNL's shaky track record on diversity and the fact that this is the first Chinese-American cast member they've ever had (though Bowen Yang isn't the first gay cast member they had [though Yang is the first gay male cast member to not be white] or the first Asian-American, or the first one to be born outside of North America) and the reputation of Twitter, that's a reasonable reaction.

@RamonLovesRockandPie 4 жыл бұрын

@@canaisyoung3601 I think SNL reckonised that and was poking fun about that flaw about them. That joke was an intentional self-slap. xD

@matthewquach2705 2 жыл бұрын

It was hilarious though

@anti-everybody 2 жыл бұрын

@@canaisyoung3601 people making all these "first" look at me crap is annoying. and they made a sketch about it too.

@mimithetigress9630 Жыл бұрын

Bowen. His name is Bowen.

@captaindeadpool313 3 жыл бұрын

The look Scarlett gives Colin when he asks, "Do you not watch the movies?" and his reaction after that is PRICELESS!!

@michaelwachendorf2096 2 жыл бұрын

Did you see how he ducked. He thought he was going to get slapped. Lmao nope that was when Chris Rock made that joke about Jada my bad lmao 🤣

@karlasilva8080 4 жыл бұрын

Why is no one talking about this iconic line “wow first Asian cast member now you’re dusting me?! Twitters gonna eat you alive!”

@Nimesay1 4 жыл бұрын

I know that was funny

@hd-xc2lz 4 жыл бұрын

Because we've been reminded of this fact at least once in every SNL show since he arrived. Only thing new here is that they didn't remind us that he's gay.

@mickeye6428 4 жыл бұрын

Well people are talking about it and it isn't iconic. It's lame.

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 жыл бұрын

Several people have quoted that line.

@karlasilva8080 4 жыл бұрын

ASMRyouVEGANyet? Lol ik now, i commented that when no one talked about it yet

@qweb3628 4 жыл бұрын

The most paid actress in Hollywood: "oh no what are we gonna do without his paycheck!" 🤣

@ttamcc.4674 4 жыл бұрын

mrcopy75 lalaland well that was a fire under Colins ass lol

@TwilightSunXXIV 4 жыл бұрын

How much you wanna bet Che wrote that line? 😆

@akshatmittalistheawesomeperson 4 жыл бұрын

27 Jeff bezos with gender reverse

@ZAPTV11 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@delpicsla65 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-lj6hu9cn8k I hope not but damn would that be so hilariously sad😂😂

@richcreamerybutter6640 2 жыл бұрын

Considering how private Scarlett is in real life (no Instagram or FB) and to announce to the world that Colin is the love of my life is a huge deal. Love the fact she didn't even announce their wedding/pregnancy and how much she values her privacy

@michaelwachendorf2096 2 жыл бұрын

And you know she has no Instagram or Facebook because? Stock much lmao playing

@playwme1681 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelwachendorf2096 that made no sense? what? and techincally she has the outset now but i don't think she runs it

@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын

Yep, smart woman. I think she either knows that with her SNL and movie history, she doesn't need to feed the fans to keep them interesting, or she simply doesn't buy into the whole concept "but you need to be active on social media or your fans will forget you exist!!!!" BS right from the start.

@kissvera6386 3 жыл бұрын

I love Scarlet but she's just as lucky to be Colin's wife as Colin is to be her husband in my opinion! I mean that man is the whole package, he deserves the world

@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын

Agreed! I kind of suspect that with all the stress and circus that goes with making SNL and big budget movies, she picked somebody who is as unflappable and in tune with himself as one can be.

@thecohensisters9993 4 жыл бұрын

Its so wierd hearing Scareltt Johansson refer to Collin Jost as Collin. Like for some reason, it only sounds normal as "Collin Jost"

@rookiebeotch 4 жыл бұрын

'Colin Jost' sounds weird too. Normally it's 'Colin Jost and Michael Che'

@AngelofMusic04 4 жыл бұрын

* Colin Jessica Jost.

@kokolatte825 4 жыл бұрын

Michael calls him "Collin" every week. Not weird at all.

@ron.hertzberg 4 жыл бұрын

I have friends where i call the, by there full name. Nick green. Is one. Just funny tonsay the whole thing lmao. So its understandable you feel like this

@jamesanderson6373 4 жыл бұрын

*colin

@henrysmith9725 4 жыл бұрын

‘What will we do without his paycheck’ They needed to call the NY fire department after they wrote that joke. Even if Colin was the one who wrote it.

@gabelogan5877 4 жыл бұрын

Henry Smith Either Colin or Michael Che wrote it.

@lane1553 4 жыл бұрын

whos paycheck??

@gabelogan5877 4 жыл бұрын

William Schock Scarlett is getting married to Colin who obviously gets paid peanuts compared to her.

@ttamcc.4674 4 жыл бұрын

When I heard that I was like damn she did not say that lol. She made my man Colin seem like a child. Even though they are 2 years apart Scarlett would be a great sugar momma for Colin

@ttamcc.4674 4 жыл бұрын

Gabe Logan lmao and maybe a few pecans on the side

@littleregal158 3 жыл бұрын

She knew she was marrying Che too, adopting Pete and now she has John Mulaney her brother in law and her new two sisters in law, Kate Mckinnon and Cecily Strong😂❤️

@davidl570 3 жыл бұрын

BEST. EXTENDED FAMILY. EVER!

@magica3526 3 жыл бұрын

okay but you know they're not like friends irl especially not that close of friends you aren't besties with all your coworkers they have chemistry because they're actors who have gotten really good at pretending

@odh3424 3 жыл бұрын

@@magica3526 im pretty sure michael che and colin jost lived together before they were on weekend update together

@shaneg4383 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m not seeing anyone past Michael Che

@brandonday2494 2 жыл бұрын

Good deal.

@LessDougDeMuro 4 жыл бұрын

“oh no mikey!” “i think that’s alex” “same damn thing”

@hoover728 2 жыл бұрын

Took me a few months of watching skits to easily tell them apart.

@Abidur_ 4 жыл бұрын

“I think it’s just one of those weeks where Pete doesn’t show up” Boom roasted 🤣

@KeeBay30 3 жыл бұрын

I can hear this in a Michael Scott voice!🤣

@emmagrace4351 3 жыл бұрын

@@KeeBay30 OMG SAME

@KikiV06 3 жыл бұрын

02:10

@lysander3262 2 жыл бұрын

Depression is a hell of a drug Also, drugs

@michaelwachendorf2096 2 жыл бұрын

No Pete said you get time off if you've been there long enough listen lmao 🤣😂

@Jordison888888 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine having Scarlett Johansson calling you “the love of my life” on live television.What else would you want from your life

@michaelmarquez6133 4 жыл бұрын

For her to be like 10 years younger would be nice lol JK

@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын

Tapping dat ass on live television?

@mikesamra9126 4 жыл бұрын

I think you are star struck. These people come and go. Everyone is drooling over Jenifer Anniston in a bikini at 50 yo this week and Brad Pitt is hanging around her.Tinsel Town is fake just like these people are.

@kaiasmith5404 4 жыл бұрын

Jerseygirl8999 m but if they are truly in love that is the most perfect thing ever

@tommymas1 3 жыл бұрын

Let's ask her first 2 husbands.....I'm sure they were all the loves of her life. Lol....

@meganrobinson4501 4 жыл бұрын

not me crying from when scarlett called colin the love of her life and the look on his face im fine really

@maltedmilk6888 Жыл бұрын

That was sweet at the end, you could see the genuine affection they had for each other

@iloveyourunclebob 4 жыл бұрын

"I think that was Alex." "It's the same damn thing." 🤣🤣

@loonzoldick 4 жыл бұрын

i always mix the two of them so when they said that i was losing it

@alexvasquez537 4 жыл бұрын

Dead

@youtubedrifter5594 4 жыл бұрын

Super racist

@justingarfield2663 4 жыл бұрын

They’re like two peas in a pod on this show. They’re the best when they play Don Jr. & Eric.

@MH-ty7fb 4 жыл бұрын

KZfaq Drifter not really, I’m white and I’ve always thought about the same thing.

@uneedtherapy42 4 жыл бұрын

I know there will be haters but seriously Scarlett and Colin are adorable together. He seems like he has a major crush on her...

@steffnic13 4 жыл бұрын

uneedtherapy42 ... Him watching her at the end credits also (and possibly checking her ass out 😂). Just so in love. ✨💞✨ It’s adorable.

@jasonlucero5742 4 жыл бұрын

No haters, they are a great couple. We’re all just incredibly jealous of him.

@aritanashrah4661 4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully they stay together 🤞🏼

@CT-um7zq 4 жыл бұрын

@@aritanashrah4661 if they fall apart it would be on her, he is super mellow, while she is all fire

@Psychol-Snooper 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and if the have kids at least one will have her face with his chin. You're welcome.

@serenaperez3730 3 жыл бұрын

0:42 "oh know what will we do with his paycheck" 1:33 "it's the same damn thing" 2:11 "no, it's just one of those weeks he doesn't show up" 2:18 "“wow first Asian cast member now you’re dusting me?! Twitters gonna eat you alive!” 4:14"Yeah, you know, when you been here as long as I have you can do that" "Really? Well that's good to know

@Messiahs 3 жыл бұрын

You've also seen the clip?

@sillygoose635 3 жыл бұрын

@@Messiahs You have too?

@elhopper3735 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having Scarlet Johanssen call you the love of her life. Colin is one lucky dude

@Raesplendent 4 жыл бұрын

"well that's GOOD TO KNOW" kenan winning the skit with one line, as usual

@richardschaefer8605 4 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@tonywilt4179 4 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed out loud.

@melvina628 4 жыл бұрын

True.

@scarlettp8050 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get it can someone explain to me pls

@eliselapointe7013 4 жыл бұрын

@@scarlettp8050 Kenan has a record for being on SNL the longest

@mishko520 4 жыл бұрын

They way Colin holds her in the end made my heart melt. It was a genuinely loving embrace, protective yet gentle. 💕💕

@blumoon5184 3 жыл бұрын

💙

@mikaelacumberbatch6250 3 жыл бұрын

Its so wierd hearing Scareltt Johansson refer to Collin Jost as Collin. Like for some reason, it only sounds normal as "Collin Jost"

@bittermochi259 4 жыл бұрын

In my opinion, he is the prettiest and most charming man she's been with, including Ryan Reynolds. He's effortlessly funny, down to earth, kind, has beatiful eyes and smile. AND he looks at Scarlett as if she was a goddess and he a mere mortal, 10/10, guys should learn!

@ryansizemore5064 3 жыл бұрын

Tf u talking about every guy looks at her that way

@sunshine-cj8nl 3 жыл бұрын

..and the smartest (went to Harvard) 😉

@awsumocoolbeans 3 жыл бұрын

She’s sooo lucky!!

@shatakshisharma5240 3 жыл бұрын

@awsumocoolbeans *they both are lucky. It's hard to find someone who actually loves you.

@jlord5078 3 жыл бұрын

I'll take notes!

@juanmedrano2616 3 жыл бұрын

Did she just say "what would we do without his paycheck".good luck Colin.

@davidmessina8108 3 жыл бұрын

As one of the head writers on the show, he probably either wrote that line or approved it. Good chance Che wrote it.

@juanmedrano2616 3 жыл бұрын

@@davidmessina8108 that was definitely Che. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@teekay698 3 жыл бұрын

The very fact that colin can take a joke is why he's so sexy! Scarlett Johansson is not uptight either. Thats also why i see them as a power couple.

@lauriejones4507 3 жыл бұрын

I just love how a woman is considered a gold digger if she "marries up," but if she makes more money then "good luck," lol. Some folks are never happy 🙄

@juanmedrano2616 3 жыл бұрын

@@lauriejones4507 sounds like you are the one that considers that. If you are a woman and you marry up, great for you and if you're a man, well are you really a man? No diss to Colin. Anyways, that's me telling to chill out. You sound like a derange wokie that has concepts and ideas about the world a s justice has no sense of reality and how real people feel as opposed to what some obscure concept tells you is wrong. Have a nice day and stay in the kitchen

@klay6034 4 жыл бұрын

This is the most chaotic monologue I have ever seen

@audreyvalentine9182 3 жыл бұрын

this and rick moranis’ monologue from 1989 !! (i think?)

@inlovewithnite 4 жыл бұрын

Aw, Scarlett and Colin's kiss reminded me of kids at a prom...kinda nervous,but you can tell they're completely in love.😍

@zoe9690 4 жыл бұрын

Collins is what my little cousin calls those rubbery colourful toy caterpillars

@hhtptai 3 жыл бұрын

I started crying when Kenan showed up as Nick Fury.

@ciearamaigan3889 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@dores369 2 жыл бұрын

Looked like Colin did too 😅

@ricobuttonpusher7061 3 жыл бұрын

Colin: “I can’t believe I’m getting married to ScarJo”

@alfie6441 4 жыл бұрын

1:29 “oh my god Mikey” “I think that was maybe Alex” “It’s the same damn thing” It low key is though 😂

@lapislazuli06 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, at the begin when they introduced the actors, I got them mixed up and laughed so hard that they put that! 😂

@JR-hf4xy 4 жыл бұрын

With time I learned to know who was who because I think Mikey is amazing in everything he does but it took me like a year so that line made me laugh a lot

@mrsimhayes3797 4 жыл бұрын

You mean, Loki? Get it? (Low-key) hehe

@katiegalvin1773 3 жыл бұрын

I freak out when they aren’t in the same skits they have to be together 😂

@leif1075 3 жыл бұрын

@@katiegalvin1773 why do they have to be together?

@dontedoestuff 4 жыл бұрын

Think about How Colin’s life has gone. He was a writer for this show. Okay. One week, Scarlett is supposed to host. Maybe they pass in the halls and he introduces himself, maybe he wrote a sketch so he has to meet with her to go over it. She sees him. Thinks he’s so handsome. Before the week is up maybe he works up the nerve to ask out SCARLETT JOHANSSON... and then she said yes.... this is the limitless possibilities of life my friends. This is as good as life can be, you just gotta get out there and make it happen!!!

@melvina628 4 жыл бұрын

You do! That's exactly right. Go do it!

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure having clout helped. He's not an average person off the street. People date amongst their peers

@misspriss2482 4 жыл бұрын

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet Not always. There are plenty of Hollywood people who date/marry normal people.

@LeoHVu 4 жыл бұрын

If you look up their relationship timeline, Scarlett was on a sketch wrote by Collin but she still with her ex-husband as the time and only think Collin is a confident writer. Later on after her divorce, Kate McKinnon was actually the person who set them up for a date. But I agree with you, you never know what is waiting for you out there!!

@HudaefCares 4 жыл бұрын

IIRC they met in a skit Scarlett was in and Jost wrote or something. Idk I just read it on another snl video. The video looked like Scarlett was partying while in labor lol. I gotta look that up later.

@beel_sona 3 жыл бұрын

why is no one talking about the 'resident young person' cue card on petes wall

@kelishines8012 4 жыл бұрын

I swear Scarlett and Colin are literally the cutest🥺 Colin looks so shy around herrr😭😭

@noneya622 4 жыл бұрын

It's Christmas. WHY DIDN'T THEY CALL HIM SANT-OS 🎅

@zekellie_ 4 жыл бұрын

@@alanhughes8152 okay good I thought I heard that too 😅

@N0vinta 4 жыл бұрын

It's not Christmas! It's Advent!

@mmmtsp 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, pardon me, Santos, if that is your real name, Bart Simpson

@MrStealYoBitchHoe 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not a bad Santos

@cobraimploder 4 жыл бұрын

Or Thanta

@nicholashilton2514 4 жыл бұрын

Beck: “NO! You need me! Who’s gonna play the dumb idiooooooooooot” Lmao 😂

@jonathanmendoza2319 4 жыл бұрын

Holy Crap Lence the Porcupine is Vanished by Thanos?!😱😱😱😱

@canaisyoung3601 4 жыл бұрын

Alex Moffat also plays dumb idiots, though they're more douchebaggy than dumb (cf. The guy who just bought a boat).

@CookieThug 2 жыл бұрын

lmao he’s so funny 😂

@mikeyproctor5670 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, the audacity of rubbing that pure, genuine love in our faces. I'm not jealous, you are.

@brenna_boop6341 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett is killing it in that dress!! And she and Colin are absolutely adorable

@3lement2010 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett looks so gorgeous in that dress.

@zekellie_ 4 жыл бұрын

She always looks gorgeous 😩😩

@Igaveyoumyfakename 4 жыл бұрын

My eyes keep being drawn to that hideous tattoo on her arm. WTF?

@3lement2010 4 жыл бұрын

@@zekellie_ Facts!

@krathoon2338 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't the Avengers actors get tattoos or something. I remember reading about that.

@3lement2010 4 жыл бұрын

@@krathoon2338 They did get a tattoo, but I dont believe it's that one. I think the Avengers one was a simple "A" with a 6 in it.

@thalia8306 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett in that red dress. that is all.

@darkmatter4292 4 жыл бұрын

@DrinkwithaMexican *look

@Xhoven 4 жыл бұрын

@DrinkwithaMexican She's only 35.

@CanYouKeepUp2K7 4 жыл бұрын

that back view is not bad either

@stupidkitty84 4 жыл бұрын

You mean... Scarlett in a scarlett dress. 😉

@bluenoclues3685 4 жыл бұрын

DrinkwithaMexican You think 35 is old? And having a baby means they are past their prime? Nah

@Jman16119 4 жыл бұрын

"Natasha, if you're gonna stop Thanos, you're gonna need my heeeEEEeeelp!"

@ruby-jp8wo 3 жыл бұрын

Scarlett and Colin are honestly the cutest I love seeing love like that it’s so wholesome

@adrianglory8083 4 жыл бұрын

Man I really hope they last forever

@jasyn727 4 жыл бұрын

Nope.. Scarlet will always be more famous than him.. So if he stays they are good

@joeyjonesSoCal 4 жыл бұрын

Jasyn Mathew well, let’s refer to the track record...2 divorces later a Sean Penn relationship, etc etc yeah, they’ll definitely last “forever.” This reply bead for the original commenter.

@ender003 4 жыл бұрын

I would bet money they won't.

@joeyjonesSoCal 4 жыл бұрын

The Ender Yup, this lady had Ryan Reynolds (an absolute gem) and he’s doing great with Blake Lively 3 kids and a healthy marriage later, it’s obvious the problem is her.

@xordus 4 жыл бұрын

it's showbiz. literally nothing lasts forever

@wstine79 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett and Colin look so adorable together.

@davidr5340 4 жыл бұрын

Pete and Ariana looked adorable also

@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын

Yeh, they almost look as comfortable as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley.

@karencawthorn3173 3 жыл бұрын

She looks up at him & adores his cute 'lil face.

@YOLOMCM1324 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett Johansson and Colin are a really good couple!!!

@muraddiab6393 4 жыл бұрын

Do you think Colin ever watched home alone 3 as a teen and thought “I’m gonna marry the sister”

@canaisyoung3601 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Jason Momoa said (almost) the same thing when he was a kid watching Lisa Bonet on The Cosby Show. So, to answer your question...probably?

@brucekaraus7330 4 жыл бұрын

I doubt it. No one saw Home Alone 3.

@BirdTube83 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think many people have seen home alone 3

@ManPursueExcellence 4 жыл бұрын

Murad Diab There was a Home Alone 3??? 😂

@muraddiab6393 4 жыл бұрын

Frank Martinez I absolutely agree. I’ve been sending Lorne audition tapes for years but he keeps having his security team throw me out.

@bartdarrow9217 4 жыл бұрын

"So, Pete. Taking a few shows off, are ya?" "Yeah, you know, when you been here as long as I have you can do that" "Really? Well that's good to know" LMAO

@PittsburghSonido 4 жыл бұрын

*kenan been on snl for 17 years lol

@wandering_penguino 3 жыл бұрын

@FOX News is 100% fake news, lies, and garbage That's the joke

@xxmegababygirlxx 2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this comment 😂😂

@svetlanaandrasova6086 Жыл бұрын

Im smilling like an idiot looking at the two of them. They are so cute. Especially him. The way he is looking at her...

@rhiannon8197 4 жыл бұрын

IM IN TEARS AT KENAN JUST SLIDING IN AHHH

@macattack423 4 жыл бұрын

“Oh no what will we do without his paycheck” i died

@Hannah-gc4cy 3 жыл бұрын

That joke has Che written allll over it🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Niyati99 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hannah-gc4cy yesss😂😂

@e_G_o_05 4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for Che’s “I object!!!” when Scarlett professed her love for Colin...

@chrissiek8706 4 жыл бұрын

Or at least Scarlett turning at Che at the last moment 😅

@MostlyGhosty485 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett and Colin are just, genuinely so damn cute together. It's honestly really refreshing to see.

@Missfavourites 2 жыл бұрын

Awwww my heart melted when she said "I met the love of my life here..." and the looks they gave each other then, awwww, so in love - they are such a cute, real good-looking, power couple!! No wonder SNL is so special for her...and everyone cheering in the background - they are all like a big huge happy family!!

@kateheggie4373 4 жыл бұрын

Her face after he said “do you not watch the movies?” 😂

@herooflight7931 4 жыл бұрын

Wow first Asian cast member now you're dusting me Twitter is going to eat you alive where has this guy been? why wasn't he on SNL sooner 🤣🤣

@sha11235 4 жыл бұрын

He had a lot of shit to do tonight.

@mickeye6428 4 жыл бұрын

He was somewhere else being not funny.

@canaisyoung3601 4 жыл бұрын

Because he wrote for the show and SNL didn't think to put him on until Leslie Jones left.

@priscillajimenez27 4 жыл бұрын

2:55 colin's reaction to Kenan Jackson from SHIELD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 NATASHA!

@Maggie_b 2 жыл бұрын

I love Colin. Every single snl ending he makes sure to have a conversation with every musical guest and host. He just seems so genuine. I love that him and Scarlett are happy together 💕

@sunnydaysddt2068 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett looks so beautiful in the red dress.

@annagatpandan3880 4 жыл бұрын

sunnydays DDT she really does

@zokontech 4 жыл бұрын

What about Elizabeth, huh?

@chrissiek8706 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett in a scarlet dress 😉

@RCAReacts 4 жыл бұрын

Do you know how hard Pete was holding back from giving the middle finger in the gauntlet? Seriously, its first thing you do when you put it on!

@zekellie_ 4 жыл бұрын

Oh you know he was dying inside 😂😂

@OscarGomez80 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing, at the end Colin had a face like "I still can believe this is real, I´m engaged to Scarlett Johansson"

@Belle111 3 ай бұрын

The way Colin looks at her at the end I could barely take it it’s the sweetest love

@SeanFrog 4 жыл бұрын

I would have thought for sure Pete would snap Colin out of existence. Would Staten Island have to be proud of him then?

@zatchbeltguy 4 жыл бұрын

No no, he would've snapped Staten Island out of existence

@sarahsrappa 4 жыл бұрын

“Love of my life here” was not on script . Ooowwww 🥰🥰🥰 his face, like he is the luckiest man in the world . God bless them

@ewasliwowska516 3 жыл бұрын

Love of my life nr 3

@xjaymoney4563 4 жыл бұрын

He's a lucky man. It must be a blessing to be the love of Scarlett Johansson's life.

@NOCLUEinvalid 3 жыл бұрын

2:17 "wow first asian cast member. now you're dusting me? twitter's going to eat you alive "

@black3395 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine Ryan Reynolds in the audience again like with Will Ferrell

@TJ.85 4 жыл бұрын

Seeing how they did a skit together when he was there (him and Colin on the anchor desk) I don't think it's TOO weird for them.

@Ward413 4 жыл бұрын

Is that the feral version of Will Ferrell?

@amandanies3174 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, ouch. That's awful.

@irakest 4 жыл бұрын

THE PROPHECY

@MrsLensherrr 4 жыл бұрын

It may not be the best monologue of all time, but Scarlett and Colin being two lovebirds and the cast members being aware of what public thinks about them? Loved it.

@JourneyEntries 3 жыл бұрын

Omg Colin looks like a lost puppy. It makes me feel like he really finds comfort and a sense of home with her. So cute

@pinoyjona 3 жыл бұрын

That “hug” with Scarlett and Pete. Can’t tell if she’s acting or legit didn’t want to touch him.

@bennyton2560 3 жыл бұрын

I dont blame her

@emilyroseswift6642 3 жыл бұрын

@@bennyton2560 Pete Davidson is amazing

@russmt4181 3 жыл бұрын

Probably didnt want to catch anything from him.

@cjlucas5889 2 жыл бұрын

@@russmt4181 like depression

@miguelpedroza1094 4 жыл бұрын

I can't be the only one who said "lucky bastard" at the end, c'mon!

@ChrisHops22 4 жыл бұрын

yeah, you can't really get much higher in life after ScarJo calls you the love of her life

@thevoid99 4 жыл бұрын

lucky bastard for now. she will be mine soon.... and we'll break up as i will continue to direct films for her and make sure she gets a shitload of awards and cans of whoop-ass and hopefully direct her in a unsimulated sex scene with another fine actress.

@zzzcocopepe 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm definitely jealous of scarlett

@artbow7652 4 жыл бұрын

No you're not Colin you're a lucky sob.

@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын

I was too busy fapping to say anything.

@cindyalvarez6425 4 жыл бұрын

All I want for Christmas is for someone to look at me like Colin looks at Scarlet !!!

@starkravingralph 4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. 😭😭😭

@jenniferbullett7254 3 жыл бұрын

Add me to the list as well.

@rebekahislam3355 3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferbullett7254 you are that lonely huh!! Me as well.. Let's chat sometime, what's your insta?? Btw i'm a guy..

@jordanmaessen9655 3 жыл бұрын

3:10 that death stare from Scarlett Johansson is insane lol. Pete Davidson WOULD have the Infinity Gauntlet though lmfaoooo

@michalhrdy577 4 жыл бұрын

oh my god the way colin was looking at scarlett and holding her, i'm melting ❤️❤️❤️

@sunflowervol_6 4 жыл бұрын

Why is no one talking about MGK's picture on Pete's board!!!

@flowerskiss3365 4 жыл бұрын

the one in the heart shape lmao

@melvina628 4 жыл бұрын

Or all the alcohol bottles on the desk?

@silvergir89 4 жыл бұрын

Or the Weekend Update cue card on the same board.

@jaynifleming3589 4 жыл бұрын

I literally spazzed. Omg. They are cure

@kendrawallace2488 4 жыл бұрын

Pete to Kenan: “when you’ve been here as long as I have....” 😂 Kenan has been the longest-tenured regular season cast member since January of 2014. Beating out Darrell Hammond. 🤦🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️😂

@mistertee5000 3 жыл бұрын

If they ever break up, I will just give up on love altogether.

@ddollarz567 3 жыл бұрын

Howwwwww did Colin pulled this off man, this women it’s everyone’s Crush

@MemphisTiger 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty simple. He must have 2 of the most vital things. #1 A great personality! #2 Clearly packing heat that would make a 7 footer proud! lol

@teekay698 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe she was a woman who fell in love with a man? Their talent and looks aside they're still people with souls.

@spcooper94 4 жыл бұрын

"When you've been here as long as I have you can do that" 😂😂😂😂

@taylordacquelclayton 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. I’ve literally never been this early. Usually I have to catch up on Sunday morning. Nothing like a little insomnia mixed with SNL.

@franciaescobarramos7922 4 жыл бұрын

Did Collin mouthed I love you? 🥺🥺🥺 I’m crying now thanks

@itsokbabygirl 3 жыл бұрын

The way he looks at her before he kisses her at the end...ugh. 😍😍😍. That’s real folks. ♥️🙌🏼💯

@adieobieta4423 4 жыл бұрын

i’m telling you when i saw the thumbnail i scREAMED

@tomomahony4409 4 жыл бұрын

I’m glad they pointed out the Alex Mikey similarities. And the pete shade 😂

@divitasrinivas6967 2 жыл бұрын

Pete Davidson has pinned the cue card of his first ever introduction on snl on his board❤❤

@Gingerm0nster 3 жыл бұрын

Rewinding to watch each reaction to Scarlett calling Colin the love of her life 💕

@lynndvorak 3 жыл бұрын

You are aware she has been married twice and divorced already and just in her thirties?

@PiazzaGurl 4 жыл бұрын

She really seems happy and their reaction to one another was so genuine. I do hope she's finally happy

@AmaraEmme 4 жыл бұрын

Their hug at the end was so cute

@mary-gx5cl 3 жыл бұрын

the way he looks like hes in a constant state of awe and shock that he is gonna marry scarlett and she calls him “the love of her life”

@1970boobear 4 жыл бұрын

There was so much to love about this monologue. But I keep coming back to Scarlett looking grossed out when she hugged Pete LMAO dang

@nawshaba152 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett and Colin look genuinely happy together. 😍

@rjs1674 2 жыл бұрын

It;s Hollywood. Do you how many times we hear this from Holywood couples? Why you think they marry and divorce multiple times? If they make it past 3 years, she may have gotten it right but time will tell.

@ttamcc.4674 4 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does Colin seem more like a shy introvert type of guy while Scarlett is more of an extrovert.🤔 Edit: thanks for all the likes guys!

@sophiarogers5893 4 жыл бұрын

Strange couple, and the hugging and kissing was total cringe. Not to mention, ‘the love of my life’ comment. ScarJo, did you forget about your first two husbands?

@marckz06 4 жыл бұрын

Sophia Rogers I would argue the 1st 2 can’t be “loves” of “her life” cause they aren’t loves in her life at all right now.

@chrissiek8706 4 жыл бұрын

Scarlett is in a spotlight since teenage years, Colin was a writer behind the scenes for longer than he's on Weekend Update, i think, and I'd say, they are both pretty private people, just Scarlett is more used to be outgoing. Oh, and she's an actress

@jasyn727 4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it why scarlet behaves she us 20 yrs old over again.. Girl you get that life only once.. It's surprising she knows how to fall in love multiple times

@kaih615 4 жыл бұрын

Opposites attract