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OMG YEAAASSSS!!!!

YES OMG!!!

For harvest would you gather foods for different associations (like for the elderly) etc? Or was that like just my primary school?

And the Easter ones!

My Toothbrush Is Blue I actually have a geography teacher called miss Thompson lmao

Yep

Yes i remember. though we'd say borrrrrreeeeee dddaaaaaa Miss Thompon. Bore daaaaa frinnnddaaau i'm from Wales. that means "good morning miss thompson. good morning friends"

Ours went GOOD MORNING MISS THOMPSON. AND EVERYBODY.

My Toothbrush Is Blue I'm miss Thompson ool

Even better was getting to secondary school and getting to sit on the soft comfy chairs in the theatre.

We had to sit on the floor from p1 to p6 and the kindergarteners (our British school had kindergarten) got to sit on the benches when they joined us for assembly

The year sixes got the dirty area at my school

🤣🤣 yesss!

In wales it was Bore da pawb Bore da Mrs Roberts But like rlly stretched out

Game and Animate you are so iconic lollllll🤣

This. This is pure gold

Oh, my memories.

Game and Animate what the fuck even was a harvest festival, like I'm British and song the song and we even did a play, but I never knew what the fuck a harvest festival was

@Gaming In Scotland That is a excellent question now I think about Wtf is harvest festival. All we ever did was sing songs.

Then when the teacher would ask the class who was actually baptised and if you weren't the teacher would shun you.

Yesss

+CallumCat I begged my mum to let me be baptised so I wouldn't be left out. Instant regret.

So true

I hated assembly and this is why

emily hates people in my primary school I had to say good morning in welsh.... it went like this borE DAA MRS PENELOPE BORE DAAAA PAWWWWWWBBBBBBB

emily hates people yess

emily hates people SAAAAAAMMMEEE it was like good MORning miss steWART-MORgan

emily hates people || *TRUUUUU*

We had to say "good morning friends" after it , it was so cringe

That you were singing Chop Suey for a second there

Them songs

Me too. Once I had to stay in at break because a teacher caught me.

Same

Same, I was in Catholic school but I wasn't Catholic and that's when I realised I should lip sinc instead. Most of the kids weren't Catholic actually but apparently no one else cared. I got in trouble when I didn't sing in the Christmas assembly and had to sit outside.

My first primary school was really Christian so I learnt how to lip sync there, it was a shock to me where my second primary school didn’t do that

Yeah

Isabel Hopkins and when those year 5s tried to sneak on you'd roast them

Minty Games good times

Isabel Hopkins the yr 6's sit on benches

Isabel Hopkins Year 6 we felt like we were God's while the little kids sat on the floor

Isabel Hopkins that was the best part Y6, just getting to sit on the benches coz the floor was always uncomfortable

that brings back memories

She’ll be coming round the mountain, she’ll be coming round the mountain, she’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes 🎶

Libby she’ll be riding six white horses when she comes, she’ll be riding six white horses when she comes, she’ll be riding six white horses, riding six white horses, riding six white horses when she comes, singing aye aye yippy, aye aye yippy, aye aye yippy yippy aye!

I remember singing that, but not all of the verses.

EllieVlogs my favourite song...

Jason Rowley omggg yesss

Yesssss... The amount of times I sung that in my primary school is ridiculous xD

Omg yesssss Let it shine! Let it shine! Let it shine!!!

You have unlocked a memory I forgot I had. Thank you

Omg!!! We sang that!!! I'm Scottish

Outstanding

Omg and I still know the words to it 😂

Cokers, were collecting conkers, I'm trying hard to find the biggest and the best

forgetting the loud SHHHHHHH after "broad beans are sleeping in their blankety bed" ...unacceptable.

Yess omg cauliflowers fluffyyyy and cabbages greennnn😂🤣

Ella Georgia THIS IS SO DAMN TRUE

I swear you guys went to hog warts I went to primary in Scotland and we legit sung hymns and prayed and the head teacher went on about Jesus and would say like if there was a school fair 😂

So true!

Way too true!

What d’ya mean House Points?!? We just got rambling on cold hard bleachers that hurt after only 5 minutes. Nothing changed since elementary school (primary (I think)) just rambling on about recycling and behavior and grades and blah blah blah

Olivia Holden how many people sang along with all of the uk songs?

Me 😂

Olivia Holden MEEE!!

I sang “he’s got the whole world in his pants”. I was cool like that.

Me lol I sang with all of the songs that she was playing 😂

Happy Industries YES

The year 4’s got to sing this in the last assembly at lower school (reception-yr4) and we a each got given a dictionary that everyone would sign

I forgot about this one too 😂👌🏻

I FORGOT THIS EXISTED YOU HAVE JUST UNEARTHED A LONG LOST MEMORY I THANK YOU

I'd totally forgotten about this! My absolute jam!

Some Speed artist also the part that goes keep the oil in my lamp keep it burning etc

Some Speed artist SING HOSANA TO THE KING OF KINGS

My Methodist Nana used to sing that--"Give me joy in my heart!" while scrubbing our faces when we visited her"

Yes! So true!

We were forced to sit on the floor from ages 4-13. Then in secondary school we have to stand for like half an hour

Kumbaya my lord kumbaya

Omfg i had to do the projector for the whole year. It was lit af

+Aliyah laing someone's singing lord kombaya oh lord kombaya

Yas! Also you may not of heard this one but water of life

In his hand he's got you and me brother !

I rrmember this in my school we used to do religion until year 1 or 2

I always think of the movie Con-Air

and then there would be some cheeky little boy with ginger hair who would sing “he’s got the whole word in his pants”

I had golden time, star of the week, school duties and pets in reception. Now I have GCSEs ):

Golden time (except when It was cancelled in Yr 6). Open the book (only in ks1). Duties - we had door during for the highest class. They had to sit by the door and let kids in to use bathroom etc. And a couple of my friends and I did office duty where we legit just sat in the office while the office staff had lunch and we got to answer phones. Pantomimes every year - yes. Just yes.

I had the first 3.

my primary school had golden time, a pantiome and recently (last year) they got a dog

Ah, music duty! Handing out the hymn books and taking them back in. Fairly nice job, actually.

Sameeee

That's amazing wtf

+Phanreon it was bloody scary

+Abbie- Leigh THE WAS A COMMON THING?! WHY????!!!!!!

+Andrew Buist on April fools they did it for 10 second they are all savage

and the chorus was "Sing Hosanna (x3) to the Lord above"

Malfoy, Draco Malfoy

i know these lyrics cuz my mom and gramdma are super religious so we listened to jesus songs in the car. and we hand hand motions to like everything

malfoy, Draco malfoy p.s watch Harry Potter jokes

Kamna Joshi Yes. We had to sing loads of hymns at school because I went to a very religious school

I- this is too accurate

is that 'we will get along much better when we can obey the rules' because i saw another comment and yeah its a bop

It was fun to sing but I thought it was a bit fucked up because like,,, indoctrination and that. I mean it's not that deep but still

Saaaammmeeee we had to sing that in primary school everyone loved the song cause they would shot the song instead of sing it and the teachers would just regret them having us to sing but it was the best

Yeah I think we did

We sang this lol

+haleem hussain That feeling when you were able to clap in time perfectly...

+Gemma Stewart as I was like the only musical person in my year I was the one who had to be at the from and sing With the music teacher and would be the one to put everyone in beat

I remember singing this at Brownies! (or Girl Guides)

+haleem hussain yeah it was one of my fav

omf yes

You are so right. Problem is I am 32 and had that assembly 6 months ago in work! 😂

saucygibbon56 aha 😂

We had to spend a whole day in high school doing activities about this, it was torture 😭

OMG yes our school introduced this when I was in Yr 6 so I only had a year of torture

Had that recently

Where we bring our fruits and vegetables

Omg yes such a vibe

We didn't get hard benches till year 10 and only year 11s got chairs!

Doøfus Doofman‽ woah unlucky 😭😪

@@sadiachous11 I know. It makes the y11s Soooooo cocky!

We had assembly after lunch in the lunch hall and the cleaners did a really bad job

Hey it's Morgan oooppp

I used to just put my legs further out, I would get told off for it but I did it regardless. I never didn't anything actually bad in school, just ignored teachers when it came to pointless rules and instructions I didn't like. xD

I did xD

It was so tempting to kick the person sat in front of my

the worst part is how u spend six years of primary waiting until you get to sit on the benches in yr 6, only to find that they're just as uncomfortable as sitting on the floor

asdfghjkllila In year six at my primary school we still sat crossed legged. Then you went to high school and had chairs! Until my high school decided to put the world's most uncomfortable chairs in the hall. The one's that curve into your back. Now at Uni and they have those chairs for lectures!

Leyla's crazy world we have groovy groups and headteacher awards

Leyla's crazy world we had headteacher award and house certificates x

Leyla's crazy world we also were allowed to bring in like swimming certificates or sports trophies on Fridays to show everyone

Leyla's crazy world We have a Friday assembly every week where certain people get all sorts of awards for achievements and stuff

Leyla's crazy world OMGG WAT A THROWBACK I STILL HAVE ALL MY CERTIFICATES

Same!

Give me 1, give me 2, give me 1,2,3 Give me 1, give me 2, give me 1,2,3

OMGGGGGG YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I used to think I was the shit doing the 'rapping' part

I thought that was just my school! We had: learning about the environment, Who wants to save it? EVERYONE! though instead of the last two lines

Amanda Stapleton omg our new head introduced that in p5 and people in my form still sing it. We’re in S2

JetSlinger7654 yesss! Drove primary school!

I'm 26, and I can even remember the picture I had for my peg in nursery before I even started primary school! it was a yellow lemon! and to this day all these years later! when ever I see a lemon, all I can think of is my coat peg I had at nursery when I was 3-4 years old!!!

yass samee

JetSlinger7654 yup

JetSlinger7654 YEEESSSS

Esther we all had to sit on the floor

Yup but we had to fit like 40 people on three benches

Oh yeah

Yyeeeaaa

The_alicorn MC you had to say it like goooooood moooooornniiiing everybodyyyyyyyyyy 😂

I am Welsh so we say bore da and would not wood

Georgia yh we did

When I was in year 6 I didn't get to sit on benches 😑

Lolz 4Life IKR

Yes!

yaas, for harvest festival

love that song it gets stuck in my heas

+Fences21 *head

Strawberries sweeter than any I've seen

Rea Keebz I LITERALLY THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING LOL

Me too

YEA

True 😂😂

Rea Keebz yessssssss

Omg we had to sing that at the end of every assembly

Yep, that's Catholic primary for you. (despite like 80% of the kids not even being Christian)

Not singing but we would say it

I didn't, that sounds sooo fun lmao, but my school wasn't *technically* a religious school (except we sang tons of other Christian songs for kids lmao)

Our father who art in heaven. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us today our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses. So we will forgive those that trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. If thine is the kingdom the power and the glory. Forever and ever. Amen.

Omg yes I remember

OMG I THOUHT IT WAS ONLY MY SCHOOL " who's for a good day EVERYONE! "

+Hannah Empsall SAAAAAMMMEEEE WE SANG THAT SONG EVERY YEAR IN THE LAST ASSEMBLY TO SAY BYE TO THE YEAR 6's

Yes omg, did u do 'wake up wake up give yourself a shake up its a beautiful morning'

+LPS pegasister YES ME TOO AHH IN THE LEAVERS ASSEMBLY

Yas same

Yeh we never sang hymd

Amy Lynch where did you go to primary school

Jenna Wells you must be young

Amy Lynch I LOVE GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT

highlight of every year

lovelive trash ikr

Evie P *clap clap*

gO fRoM hErE wItH cOnFiDeNcE fOr AlL tHe ThInGs To CoMe

Yep *cri*

yass

Omgggggg

that song was so pretty!

That's the one I always had to sing

'Take seeds of his spirit, let the fruit grow. Tell the people of Jesus, let his love show' wow I'm fucking sad

Yesss

+Cara Malone what song is that? it sounds so familiar.

Yes😂

Used to be my favourite in infant school :D

YES😂

whats the one that goes ' pleaaaase miss someone took my pencil and i need it'

@@student8663 Hmm, I can't remember. I'll have to find out and tell you 😂

Caitlin caT Together together were all here together Is that the words can’t remember

@@ellie-maeowens1087 Yeah!

Together isn't that the one were u say welcome everybody its good to see u hear 3x gather in this place also anyone used to sing build up one another build up ur sister and brother build up one another buuiiild up,and use ur fists as like u put them on top of one another if u know what I mean. Wake up, U r a star, please miss someone took my pencil and I need it. Its good to be me it's good to be you it's good to be different but together, there's no need to be in anyone's shoes I'm happy to be the me I am etc etc. Leavers song in the leavers assembly,it makes me sad whenever I remember it coz all the memories in primary. There's obviously more songs we sang, my skl never sang hymes and stuff like that coz more than 90% were Muslims . Man I forgot about that one I miss primary skl so much in my skl the primary 6 and 7 sat on benches and primary 7 sat on chairs and sometimes primary 5s were lucky and sat on the benches. When I look back primary skl was the best and the skl lunch in my skl was the best and all halal, in primary I had to only worry about homework, now I have to worry about tests and exams and homework,the stress. Also anyone used to do like a show/play in primary 6 and 7, in primary 6 we did Dracula rock show I think it was called with the primary 7s and in primary 7 we did cinderalla rockafella, also like we had parents come to watch and they needed to get like a ticket etc also did other classes do assembly and like do something like show the other classes about what they learned and sometimes parents would be allowed to come and watch. Also we also had house points, dragons - green, wizards-blue, pegasus-red, phoenix-yellow. I was dragon-green. Living in Scotland Glasgow.

THE APPLES ARE RIPE. THE PLUMS ARE RED AND THE BROAD BEANS ARE SLEEPING IN THEIR BLANKETY BEDS (ssh ssh ssh)

+Scribble World YES

Yessss!!!!!!!!!!!

Yessss

THE APPLES ARE RIPE THE PLUMS ARE RED BROADBEANS SLEEPING IN A BLANKETY BED

MY FREAKIN PRIMARY SCHOOL LIFEEEEEEE

Circle of Friends was where it was at

chug chug chug chug chugging away

Duck Caitba3h chug chug chug chug chugging away

Aryganyx i didnt look it just came to mind 😂

Don’t remind me 😭

Ours had a school prayer and I still remember it lol.

Beth Louise We had the same things I'm from the northwest but our parents paid for it it was like 11 quid for me and my sister a week I think

Same here, we also were gave a carrot for a snack too o,o

same in wales

we had the same in Scotland except the milk was always warm even though it was in a cooler lol

Ayye I’m from the midlands

kat- artist contry roads, take me home

*28 words

OML YES we had to sing that song

Morgan Lara I had to sing that at the start of every assembly and we had to do a dance 😂

Morgan Lara YESS

I remember these i sware they where trying to brain wash us with theses

Ayeeeee I remember doing that

Yep

+Avatar Jillian GOD BLESS YOU SIR

Oh my gosh, YES

Oh my god I totally forgot this was a thing wow

+Avatar Jillian OF THE BAND!

+Izzy this was one of my favourite songs!! we learnt in choir before the rest of the school and those in the choir sang along when the teacher was playing it for everyone - that's what it was to be cool!!

On Monday he gave me the gift of love Tuesday peace came from above On Wednesday he told me to have more faith On Thursday he gave me a little more grace On Friday he told me to watch and pray On Saturday he just what to say On Sunday he gave me the power divine Just to let my little light shine

Yaaaaaaaa 😂

THAT WAS AT SUNDAY SCHOOL YAASSS

My shit in primary school

Yassss

Yessssss and the fish and stuff

+Molly Agnew OMG childhood memories flooding in here! "And I just thank you father for making me, me!" Along with the sign language that goes with it! We also sung: Morning Has Broken Shine Jesus Shine All Things Bright and Beautiful Kumbaya Thank You Lord For This New Day Sing Hosana etc etc... There were a tonne more but I would be listing them all day haha. We also sang Flower Of Scotland (but that's because I live in Scotland)

+Molly Agnew If I were a butterfly I'd thank you lord for giving me wings!

oh my gosh reading all these songs in the comments is bringing back so many memories!

Hahahaha

This is the only one I remember from the comment section

LMFAO ACCURATE

Everyone in my school 😂

The teachers would always say that on a Monday!

We still do that now! Oh, the horrors. The song would make me fall asleep more than 'wake up' . But when the lyrics go 'hey' everyone would scream as loud as they can. Now that woke me up.

Yes! Does anyone remember "Monday, time to have fun day! Tuesday, listen to the news day! Wednesday, visit some friends day. Half way through the week! Thursday, umms and errs day! Friday, punch the sky day! Saturday, it don't matter day! Nearly through the week! When Sunday comes we can stop and have a little rest for one day...

We did that.

Its so lovely when you know your alive

I just sang this to the tune of Chop Suey

Oh my god i remember this !!!

Yasss

YESSSS

Ohhhh yes

And at the end... LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA OIII (or was it hey at the end I don't remember lol)

I had to sing that at the start of every school year in secondary school

ONE MORE STEP ALONG THE WORLD I GOOOOO

AND ITS FROM THE OLD I TRAVEL TO THE NEW KEEP ME TRAVELLING ALONG WITH YOU!

We sang that at our leavers. We were crying to much to sing it actually omg

AND ITS FROM THE OLD I TRAVEl to the new

Jessica Leonas ya! Lollll

yeah we did

We did! Best day ever! 😂

Omg yesss. Did your teachers swap classes and read you stories?

yesss but my parents always made me change in the morning it was pointless and i was sad

Oml Yesss

AUTUMN DAYS WHEN THE GRASS IS JEWELLED AND THE SILK INSIDE A CHESTNUT SHELL...

And everyone would shout "A GREAT BIG THANKYOU"

Yes

oh the memories

OMG! YESSSSS! THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE HYMN WHEN I WAS A KID! (is that sad?) lol

FILL THIS LAND WITH THE FATHER'S PRAISES!

WE HAD ACTIONS TO IT AND IT WAS MY SHIT IN RECEPTION

Fill this land with the father's glory Blaze spirit blaze

Maisie Feek SAME!!

Remembered that (exchange student in 2018)

Sister Daniels Dignity I remember probably cause I'm only in year 7 now

Sister Daniels Dignity omg yes

omg yes, the only thing i looked forward to in year 6 was the seats

Sister Daniels Dignity ohhh yessss

Sister Daniels Dignity bringing back memories I'd rather forget I hated primary school

Painful memories

Yeah and every year during harvest we would sing specific songs to do with it in singing assemblies and they were always the same each year. The only one I can remember rn though is harvest for the world

@@elenaobradovic4181 OMG yeah, me too. We always had one the same every year, and one different

Yea... super fun but super tiring

Helpahoe yes

That's really interesting.

I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SAID HE AND I'LL LEAD YOU ALL WHEREVER YOU MAY BE AND I'LL LEAD YOU ALL IN THE DANCE SAID HE

+Rachael Rimmer YES! :")

I used to sing I am the Lord of the downstairs TV In like year 1-3

Yaaassss

+Kirsty Hulme did anyone else's school always shout SAYS HE like it would 'he would lead you all in the dance SAID HE'

Simon Anton Ehie YES

OMG YESS THE NOSTALGIA

Of course. You have to.

I moved schools halfway through primary and when I went to my new school and discovered that they sang that song there too I literally felt like crying with happiness because I loved that song so much.😂😂😂

Yes

libby wren there was even a play cave and two floors in our reception classroom

libby wren yes but they would give the leftovers to the yr 5 and 6 kids

We only got milk in reception

libby wren same but if u wanted it after that then u would have to pay

Swag Potato yea we would theme the cave of things like grufallo

I don't remember what it was called, but there was one app thing with the songs that was downloaded on the computers that all schools used.

How come all British primary schools sing the same songs? Lol

@@shukriismail4774 It's probably a couple of reasons, notably that we have a national school board that is pretty homogeneous and that a lot of the songs are Church of England hymns

I never sang that one I sang the "cauliflowers fluffy and cabbages green"

CONQUERS! IM COLLECTING CONQUERS!

Jordie8396 me to but it was by my Latin teacher so 90 percent of it was in Latin

Same but everyone hated it and no one knew the lyrics. Good times. it was a shit song.

Death The Kid Yessss

yesss haha

Dammmm don't remind me

With the hand actions too. Sheesh

Death The Kid yes

YES THEN COMMENCE THE RAP

YASSSS

GIMME ONE, GIMME TWO, GIMME THREE FOUR FIVE

GIMME ONE, GIMME TWO, GIMME ONE TWO THREE!

GIVE IT ALL YA GOT CAUSE YOU REALLY GOT A LOT GIVE IT HEART GIVE IT MIND GIVE IT SOUL DON'T STOP

IM GONNA LETT IT SHINNEEEE

omg yus

I used to sing that on camp at girl guides, not at school

Im gunna let it Let it shine Alllll all over the world

As an American, that was a Sunday school song.

same here

Talitha Sewell Ow, 'bout ye miss Smith com' sit on ye floor with 'eggs bloody crossed. Translation to non-English accent: how about you miss smith come sit on the floor with your god damn legs crossed.

LiEs