The saddest part is that she was sepparated and didn't have social interaction for her entire life, yet still her social skills are better than mine

When the real American high school is more terrifying than the assassin school.

Finally a school that actually does something about bullying

Moral of the story: never bully anyone

"everybody is thirsty for cash" I see what you did there and that was smooth

I see Samuel L. Jackson everywhere. Like the range that guy has is incredible lmao

"everyone is thirsty for cash" same, but i like the one made of paper

I remember watching this movie and when the girl beat the "kidnappers" and the bullies were laughing, I was like "This girl manage to beat the 5 guys you sent to kidnap her in a heavy costume, why are you laughing, that could've been you instead."

Teacher: What do we do with bullies? Student: STAB ‘EM SENSELESS!!!!

There wouldn't even be any more bullies at that point.

"Once a Gooch, always a Gooch." Words to live by.

I love your recaps. (I watch so many from different channels) I love the character in your voice and the little injections of sarcasm. It makes it feel like a friend is telling me about a movie they saw😊😊 You also remind me of a true crime podcast I love called “swindled”

Moral of the story: You can only be cool if you’re a trained assassin

That was surprisingly lacking in the kind of ruthlessness one usually sees in an agency that creates child assassins.

As a kid I always wanted to be like 83. Not the other way around. Being a trained assassin is so much more valuable than being a "normal" stupid teenager in my opinion😆

Inspiring

Taking 'teenagers scare the living shit out of me' to another level

"The gullible Megan believes that Chase is a furry" This had me😭✋

your recap is better than the movie imo thank u

Love it. Really into such stories

“if the bully doesn’t run, there is always the gun.” -Master Oogway

*car appears out of nowhere going so fast* Cop: "Who is that?!" *child gets out of car with gun* Cop: "WHAT THE-" *Faints*

This is great teaching!

Quiet kid schools be like:

"A gullible Megan believes that Cash is a furry" Lmao

"One's a gooch, always a gooch" got me🤣

I love this it makes me feel so much better

i love your videos im a huge fan

Mother: "Take out the trash!!!" 83: *shoots trash multiple times and chokes it* Also 83: "Mission completed."

I'd like to know why it is so easy to get a new identity in movies, a friend of mine is an illegal immigrant and he want to know it.

This is my favorite movie

This is movie is so nostalgic I used to watch this with my sister every morning

I am a 15 year old teen and what can be better than life of a assassin for good or a warrior for motherland .

6:20 "a gullible Megan believes that Cash is a furry" ☠️☠️☠️ I love this narration

Lol so many known actors 😅 I will definitely watch it

I love how Alyssa Mkay is in the show

"Everybody, is thirsty for Cash". Got me laughing a lot

The movie is FAR from a mystery & is an overall lighthearted fun watch. This narration is certainly a departure from the tone of the movie. Hopefully those unfamiliar with the movie, still watch & enjoy it despite the differences!

Thank you so much it’s my favourite movie

This story had so much potential

This reminds me of the Sacha Baron Cohen movie where he was trying to get the senator to give kindergarteners guns in real life

"everyone is tasty for cash" I'm pretty sure Adam hosted the channel just to get us with his jokes

dang thats a good movie

I realized that megan's small adopted brother is actually the same kid from bumblebee and is also an adopted brother, and megan's actor is actually the main character in bumblebee, Coincidence?

Such brutal children, I didn’t know that kids were this dangerous

this is sick dude

Cool man!

cool wish this was my schoo-

If someone keeps being a problem, and nobody does anything about it, either leave, or make them stop what they’re doing. You need to teach them that they can’t mess with you.

I love how dove camron plays liz

0:20 LMFAO!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seeing the first girl who is smaller than the gun pick it up while smiling is to hilarious!

The cast is through the roof for such a bonkers scenario.

bruh imagine being better than James Bond at the age of 10

Talent, pure, TALENT.

Respect!!😀

I am always so happy to see Dove in movies! I think she's an outstanding actress.

LOL, Nick Fury and Jean Grey teaching a different gifted school. Wow, didn't know they trained Kate Bishop

I loved this one so much I'm addicted to all ur vid but so sadly my parents don't let me sub the yters

Driving at 5 💀

"Everyone is thirsty for cash." I laughed at this. I can't even think of a good direction to go with this line xD

It's like a mix of Black Widow and Hawkeye. Even has the same actress as Kate Bishop and Sam L. Jackson who is Nick Fury! 😂

this was so interesting

Woooow this is DEEP

"everybody is thirsty for 'cash'. Very true indeed 😂

Fun Fact : the character Liz is actually Dove Cameron. How do I know, because she’s the actor of descendants Mal. And tbh I LOVE DOVE ! She’s amazing.

now this is epic

So many known actors... And I never heard of this... Probably for the best...

I find it interesting that students in movies never eat their lunches.

This feels like many things I've seen before all rolled into one movie.

Yes!!!

I wish i was there. I would love to show my classmates and friends what i could do.

American schools: LOOK WHAT THEY NEED TO MIMIC A FRACTION OF OUR POWER!

This MIGHT have been a decent movie if it wasn't spoiled by comedy. Seriously man, I hate reading like the little plot on the TV guide and it sounds good then you see the genre and it has COMEDY in it and you're like ffs. But yeh the premise is pretty cool where they're trained killers from the START. Like the child brain is like a sponge in a way adult brains aren't like in a physiological way. Like how they can learn languages SOOO much easier than adults. If you trained a kid on ONE thing from that early age they'd be a master at it. Like I mean lets take a kid train her till 20 in something she'd be WAYYYY better at it than a 20 year old would be at 40 it you get me

Love that Hailee Steinfeld and Samuel. L Jackson are in this film. And as always love your stuff! ❤ (They are both in Marvel)

I love how they teach them how to make bullies die

Hats off to Mystery Recapped Outstanding job" this channel is going beyond viral .Samuel Jackson is getting in on this action not that he needs to what a range .Congrads on this channels success.

Never bully anyone or the victim/victims you bullied may become a real strong savage psychopath.

Moral of the story: Never mess with the new kid

I like the music

8:37 "Now going by the name Heather" Ahh Heather Heather And Heather...

Hailee Steinfeld, Sophie Turner & Jessica Alba in the same movie?! 😍😍😍 oh yes! Anyways, this was better than I expected. Hailee gives another sweet & adorable lead performance. I liked Dove Cameron here as well, she got me to laugh quite a bit.

I was watching this film!

Why does the little boy look like Greg diary of a wimpy kid?😂❤

6:12 “Everybody is thirsty for cash” We all sure are…

the fact that this reminds me of black widow and the fact that nick fury and kate bishop's actors are in here is amazing

What’s the movie/ show called pls answer me I want to watch it it sound good

NICE!

This honestly looks pretty good and interesting movie. Also the cast is amazing! Definitely going to watch it!

There was a girl at my school who is to be able to fight anyone. She was a mascot and her bully was on the soccer team. So when he hit her she fight back wayy better! We all know shes not a secret agent, tho . shes just rlly goood at fighting

So if they have numbers in they agent names, is there one called agent 47

Master Windu! I see you are becomed a secret agent after we defeated you btw you still affraid of the windows as a window? 😂😂

i love all his videos

Sansa can't seem to accept that she will never be as awesome as her little sister :)

This is completely unacceptable. They should be training 3 year old boys too

The sentence “I was born ready to kill” was no joke ☠️

WOW COOL

Props to the mystery recapped team for doing the subtitles themselves

As a teenager, I can confirm we watch Mean Girls to figure out how to act

Named by number? Reminds me of Hawkins Lab....kinda traines the same as well

I guess teachers are fed up with the "don't fight violence with violence" and just want those bullies to stop