Hey babe let’s go to a comedy show to rekindle our relationship The comedy show:
@Chino57038 Жыл бұрын
😂
@davineuskens21 Жыл бұрын
Right? lmaooo
@Girthanokulis._.69 Жыл бұрын
@@shanelangdon7473 who knows if something happened to make him think like that
@fgyttyhgg Жыл бұрын
@@Girthanokulis._.69didn't get joke
@aPeachWhoLovesYeshua Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@simsimme1799 Жыл бұрын
dang that history line was smooth af 😂
@andidreyes5323 Жыл бұрын
We call this "startin' shit"...LOL, chemistry to history is just all kinda fckd up.
@jeremypiper4309 Жыл бұрын
For real hahaha
@boredapathetic Жыл бұрын
should’ve asked if he’s given her his STEM yet
@pollyjuicepattypollyjuicep2082 Жыл бұрын
My favorite line!
@Howaboutyes11 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Alastair_8 ай бұрын
Every girl- "He's just a friend!" Every guy - "No he's fkn not"
@xxxhoodooxxx6 ай бұрын
And the guy is right.
@Mebeshe6 ай бұрын
I'm a girl, and I know a man isn't just trying to be a female's friend. He's just waiting.
@babayaga28295 ай бұрын
@@Mebeshealways
@jaybird03125 ай бұрын
@@Mebeshe thats why men get so antsy. We know because at one point we were that guy. Whether we like it or not, we were all that guy at one point. Ladies. We know. We. KNOW.
@stubert945 ай бұрын
@@jaybird0312I'm the dude teacher right now.. in the exact predicament lmao.
@Indi8 ай бұрын
That history line was too good 😂
@jakoblopez6467 Жыл бұрын
He missed an opportunity to tell her "Things aren’t adding up here"
@iLoveTheBamx Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ProdBC Жыл бұрын
He made up for it w the history line
@sheerheartentertainment8975 Жыл бұрын
Ouuuuu isht buddy 😂👌🏻
@andrew5744 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking when she said she was a teacher he was gonna make a joke that it ain’t even a grown man taking his girl it’s a student 😂
@jerronsmith1787 Жыл бұрын
I fucking swear that’s I was thinking 💯💯😂
@blackbenetavo7715 Жыл бұрын
He just straight up instigated a relationship fight on the way home.
@BraddahSpliff Жыл бұрын
They already admitted to arguing on the way to the show, so... 🤷♂️
@tylerfengler1890 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he made her realize she gunna have to chose. Can’t have both.
@user-nj1zu2nf1x Жыл бұрын
He saved that guy although let's be honest they probably still together and she's probably still a disgusting flirt
@natvelo Жыл бұрын
@@tylerfengler1890 she can't have a best friend and a boyfriend? okay lol
@ryansabell9702 Жыл бұрын
@@natvelo if you’re in a relationship, your partner should be your best friend…
@ellabridges73714 ай бұрын
Oh is he a teacher? No he is a student
@Nem012 ай бұрын
That's gone south real quick.😅
@JesusOurLordandSavior2 ай бұрын
Oh snap, some Mary Kay crap...
@jerinbiju7870Ай бұрын
Could've been a janitor or something
@RCBackstaber10 күн бұрын
“NOOO THATS WORSE”
@danii181828 күн бұрын
Low key a hero for helping that dude out 😂
@-Jozef Жыл бұрын
I already know that boyfriend ain’t staying with her after that bit lmao
@tFthreat99 Жыл бұрын
Bahahahahaa
@tFthreat99 Жыл бұрын
I’m cringing at this background story 😂😂 feel bad for my dude
@staceytaylor4999 Жыл бұрын
Haha right 😂
@anant5443 Жыл бұрын
Good for him he saved that dude a lot of time
@tekaunicorn4775 Жыл бұрын
And he shouldnt 😂
@illuminaticonfirmed1389 Жыл бұрын
“according to her” lmao yeah this relationship ain’t gon last
@iLoveTheBamx Жыл бұрын
Frrr
@rosefulmadness Жыл бұрын
that sounded so petty and borderline toxic tho, like bro chill
@MrMoarpienao Жыл бұрын
It shouldn’t last either lol I’m glad for him getting out of that situation
@MrMoarpienao Жыл бұрын
@@rosefulmadness what’s toxic is having a male best friend who you met at and work with 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩sounds like he’s learned his worth and finally decided to exercise that boundary
@clownshrooms Жыл бұрын
@@MrMoarpienao ladies is it toxic to have friends
@brandonsmith3782Ай бұрын
He teaches science, so...hes the football coach
@BTS_straykids_782 ай бұрын
Bro he ended their relationship with just school subjects lol the history and chemistry one was so funny 🤣
@brandonthompson5796 Жыл бұрын
So happy he decided to be a comedian instead of a couples therapist 🤣
@crazycrashgirlrx7423 Жыл бұрын
Haha like your humour thats great ❤🥰
@mamagbluntbuthonest6516 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@billycherokee7630 Жыл бұрын
Now he’s doin both e
@kanico1582 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha not a lot of comments make me laugh this one did ❤
@lokiprepper Жыл бұрын
@@billycherokee7630 My thought exactly 🤣
@mrugankdesai8055 Жыл бұрын
Bro just gave the couple the nudge they both needed to end it.
@Oliver-2103 Жыл бұрын
Fr too many are staying in bad relationships cuz they ain't got the guts to end it. They prefer the comfort of having a partner more than their partners.
@carlosAlvarez-gf5ef Жыл бұрын
End it or fix it lol sometimes you need to be called out on your stupidity 🤣 new male bestfriend 🤣 😂
@xMerkulezxGaming Жыл бұрын
@@Oliver-2103 one simple rule is to not permit any kind of cheating to take place, that is unacceptable. Id say other things are worth working on because good things dont come easy including love
@kittyalana2583 Жыл бұрын
@@Oliver-2103 what is so bad about their relationship that you got from this 1 minute clip?
@mailbox4985 Жыл бұрын
@@kittyalana2583 Bc we see these types of women everywhere and they end up cheating
@s.scirocco44114 ай бұрын
Dude is straight up masterful working a room. His interaction with this couple was so good you could say he could give lessons.
@AnjuliMack7 ай бұрын
😂 Matt is so good with crowd work
@nathaniellafontaine8078 Жыл бұрын
Her “Noo0o000oo” said all we needed to know
@Chino57038 Жыл бұрын
fr, poor guy
@milkyyp0p Жыл бұрын
literally. poor dude
@mliwli Жыл бұрын
yeah it was annoying as hell but what does it mean
@Virttreks Жыл бұрын
@@mliwli when someone says something in a higher pitch than normal it usually means they’re lying
@mliwli Жыл бұрын
@@Virttreks ohh ok sorry i get it now
@Calupp Жыл бұрын
Imagine your couples therapist is just a professional roast comedian.
@ezrat9135 Жыл бұрын
And all your sessions have an audience
@catejones3843 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes my therapist calls me out for my bullshit and I late wait oh 🤡 those are usually the most important lessons I learn about myself lmao
@Happytuna007 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that would skip past a years worth of therapy
@Zobokolobozo Жыл бұрын
Basicly how it is if ur the male in the couple lmao theraphist be there bonding talkin bout nails and shi knowing full well whos idea it is to go pay someone to be able to talk.
@meechipeachi Жыл бұрын
Quick and quite painful but also effective
@MichelleJ18226 күн бұрын
I can’t get over how quick and witty he is!!! He literally says what pops into his head! I do that sometimes and I make people mad. 😂
@Drobo1 Жыл бұрын
That’s her bestfriend but wasn’t fully sure what he teaches 😂
@0rokuSaki Жыл бұрын
Cause they're focus is on sex ed
@mariekom81 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt; but that shit was shady fr😂😂😂
@5000Seabass Жыл бұрын
He’s teaching her biology for sure
@Violet-tt4tp Жыл бұрын
getting to know her anatomy 😮💨
@MiVidaBellisima Жыл бұрын
She created a pause to make her boyfriend feel more comfortable. He would have felt even more uneasy if she didn’t hesitate, she knew every detail about his life without thinking…. The whole situation is giving “work husband”
@Demon-Dino-27 Жыл бұрын
“Doesn’t sound like it” the way he said that 😭
@lofiboy6025 Жыл бұрын
Ahahaha yeah... anyways drop ur snap Grace
@Demon-Dino-27 Жыл бұрын
@@lofiboy6025 why
@dianas251 Жыл бұрын
@@Demon-Dino-27don’t do it grace
@archieflynn6539 Жыл бұрын
@@Demon-Dino-27 cause you've got a female name and that's enough for him
@Demon-Dino-27 Жыл бұрын
@@archieflynn6539 welp I’m taken so he can’t have me
@MirageUchiha6 ай бұрын
Damn, his crowd work is fucking phenomenal! I wanna go to one of his shows oneday!
@JDGamingPR5 ай бұрын
Damn, his jokes were perfect. Love the class puns. Lmao. Genius.
@sovietleader309611 ай бұрын
“Is he also a teacher?” “No he’s one of the students”
@MF-hj7ps9 ай бұрын
Plot twist!
@astarnamedchar9 ай бұрын
😬
@andrewkyle25409 ай бұрын
Was waiting for that too! 😅
@amabutcher19888 ай бұрын
Someone has to pretend binary is enjoyable. (STORY this chick is an edgy actor , or, educator?)
@jackieschafer82648 ай бұрын
Lol I was waiting for that. If she would have said student I would have lost it lol😂
@mwalkerl Жыл бұрын
My ex, a teacher, always tried to dismiss the 'friendship' she had with her co-worker. They're married now.
@e4_blitz785 Жыл бұрын
Yikes..
@rwjbeetle8344 Жыл бұрын
guess they taught chemistry
@shambolicrhetoric6143 Жыл бұрын
I’m more concerned that someone who is allowed to teach said that she teaches “mathematic”. Lmao.
@scarletrose2880 Жыл бұрын
You drove her off my dude
@jax2903 Жыл бұрын
ah yes so all teacher friends must also want to eventually marry, yes yes i forgot
@chipapa50Ай бұрын
Matt killing it as always.
@VadersFirst7 ай бұрын
Some of these are too perfect it makes me think they’re planted
@LighteningfireBlood Жыл бұрын
That “uhhh.. science” spoke VOLUMES
@BaePlatinum11 ай бұрын
Especially since you could clearly hear the question mark in it.
@lekkerpruven88711 ай бұрын
He is actually a very very fit pe teacher
@en233611 ай бұрын
What do you mean? I thought she didn't even know what he teaches so they're not that close/she's not paying that much attention to stuff about him
@Allthemotioninwhite11 ай бұрын
@@en2336 there’s no wayyyy… every faculty member at each school knows each other and what everyone does… I was a para for an elementary school back home so I definitely knew who was who in our building…
@IrisRiedel611 ай бұрын
I don't get it, can someone explain what the tone meant?
@wyattbarger793 Жыл бұрын
The man singlehandedly broke them up
@rbush1986111 ай бұрын
Nah, she broke them up. All he did was shine a light on the situation.
@Rattys10 ай бұрын
Yeah, because Matt Rife is the one trying to get her to see what is in his supply closet.
@Noname-ou6iv9 ай бұрын
In a way it's actually a really good thing because at least he's not going to be paying child support for 18 long years. That's alot of money in the long run and it can ruin your life by alot so I guess if you really think about it then it's a good thing to be honest
@Uncivil_Dreams9 ай бұрын
good. he helped that man out big time! shes either completely unloyal and a 304, OR shes unloyal and but just an attenion 304. both scenarios are unloyal tho, as *best case* scenario is shes accepting and wanting attention from another guy, so she needs to get left asap. id be upset to learn that he just allowed her to keep being unloyal and didnt leave her.
@bradh6791Ай бұрын
They may have gone to the show together they sure didnt leave the show that way 😂
@Benjerry695 ай бұрын
The crowd work is incredible lol
@towboattrash11 ай бұрын
This is what you call….”stirring the pot”. Dude got an oar in that kettle.
@kitkat79az10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@12NiBer127 ай бұрын
an OAR lmfao
@aldwinjasperjoniega89737 ай бұрын
a ladle is already worse but a fcking OAR!? 🤣🤣💀💀
@ryancaldeira36966 ай бұрын
BRO IM DEAD AN OAR??!! 😂😂😂😂
@BandWagonWS6 ай бұрын
hahahahah oar in the kettle. did you make that up? clever
@ktdubs-vf5jj Жыл бұрын
My husband works from home. He had this chick at work constantly messaging him. She's in Philly and he's here in Texas. Finally she said something about him being her work husband, just someone to confide in when work sucks and he can bitch to her about work. His response? "I have a real wife at home, I can complain to her anytime about work"
@_Mikey758 Жыл бұрын
There's a reason why he's your husband, keep this man for life
@ZeranZeran Жыл бұрын
Keep that man close and surprise him with a hug and a kiss on the forehead
@chaoswitch1974 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg what did she say?
@abbylauren8570 Жыл бұрын
If i came across that message in my husband's phone ---I'd surprise him with his favorite thing❤😂 and a sandwich lol... faithful loyalty is. very. sexy!👌🙌🙌🙌
@dillongage Жыл бұрын
This right here is it for sure. Its okay to have friends of the opposite sex, but theres certain things you should only do and say with you SO. I have a longtime friend Lexi. Known her since I was about 6 years old, and have been bestfriends since. We both love fantasy movies, so we nerd out together. Back in the day, we would just lay in her bed or mine and watch on her laptop. The second she got a BF I moved my ass to the couch. She was confused and thought I had some problem with her. Nah, girl. I just understand it would make your BF uncomfortable, and I respect YOU to much to jeopardize your relationship so that I can see the screen better. 5 years later, I was her husbands bestman when they tied the knot. Hes like a brother to me now. Thats how it should go. If they really are your bestfriend, you would NEVER do anything that might cost them a chance at happiness.
@brandnushooze5 күн бұрын
He can’t miss. His ability to think and quickly come up with a joke, is amazing.
@bennyfugazzi10546 ай бұрын
When she said teacher you know he was hoping for nurse 😂
@adamm70108 ай бұрын
Matt destroying whole ass relationships as an opener😂
@JustPierreMusicАй бұрын
Seems like that relationship been on the rocks lol
@AneiresssmithАй бұрын
Fr
@ArgylleagenАй бұрын
sometimes the kindest thing you can do to a person is a reality check
@lazybiker2346 күн бұрын
Relationship was already destroyed, they were just in denial.
@nathanielsmith80684 күн бұрын
He helped bro out
@benjamin_lee Жыл бұрын
Math....science...chemistry...history.... Matt rife your brain is one of a kind
@Mr3keestylee Жыл бұрын
At least he's not a cunning linguist😂
@lookslikeanangel Жыл бұрын
@@Mr3keestylee being as cute as he is, some of us ladies wish he was. Lol
@Mr3keestylee Жыл бұрын
@@lookslikeanangel well, I was talking about the audience member's work friend, but I'm sure Matt will be flattered - you're not wrong btw
@eren1707 Жыл бұрын
Base level humour, this guy still thinks farts are funny ^
@thelastskywalker437 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr3keestylee is this an ERB reference
@FolkoMagipaw2 күн бұрын
Bro should've responded "Keep talking that smack, you'll end up the next subject of the Biology class. Topic of the day: Dissection" xd
@user-jy9es2ed4o24 күн бұрын
He really went there with the history and the chemistry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@brandon1469 Жыл бұрын
That’s gonna be an uncomfortable ride home.
@fappylp2574 Жыл бұрын
Following a slightly more comfortable ride at work!
@yaya4768 Жыл бұрын
I will never understand the “best friend” thing. Unless he’s gay there’s no such thing
@NonsenseSir11 ай бұрын
Bitch can walk…
@timothynicholson730011 ай бұрын
@@yaya4768 I definitely agree with you on that mindset as well! That’s how I think and feel
@eliaquadarella294811 ай бұрын
@@yaya4768exactly
@Lunareclipse9Ай бұрын
He is too good at this. Does he plant these people in the audience and have a joke already set up between them?? Lol😂
@toCatchAnAI10 ай бұрын
He just saved a dude from a lifelong suffering.
@nix24559 ай бұрын
Actually though.
@ceoofperception9 ай бұрын
Tell yo girl I said hello I know who you are
@eradict8 ай бұрын
I feel like dude's just overthinking
@toomandjeerriy50358 ай бұрын
Balls
@barkleybarkleyy44187 ай бұрын
@@eradict I don't feel, I know, that he is in fact not overthinking. BFF, coworker, opposite gender? Lmfao, get out of here.
@alejandrogonzalez92872 ай бұрын
Oh my god those puns 🤣
@jscho86742 ай бұрын
He is so QUICK!!! 😂
@mauricemakwangwala9619 ай бұрын
The way she said science set up red flags
@pthesmithАй бұрын
💯
@Alisonk.mАй бұрын
It was probably a cover up from what he actually teaches.
@laeeqwilliams1771 Жыл бұрын
This dude literally added gasoline to the fire
@mortumatiidekkt Жыл бұрын
if it's gonna burn anyway, best to make it quicker :))
@cheesypizzajokes Жыл бұрын
@@mortumatiidekkt exactly
@glitch-pr3nr Жыл бұрын
Carrot top😅
@glitch-pr3nr Жыл бұрын
@@mortumatiidekkt only fools rush in, where angels fear to tread😅
@baron5688 Жыл бұрын
that's not what literally means...
@RC-gm8yx9 күн бұрын
Her “Nooooo! *giggleheehee 🤭🫣” said it all. She for da streets! 💯
@isabelstone599425 күн бұрын
Wow that transition was impeccable lol 😂
@wakaneut Жыл бұрын
It's always the co-worker that that you "don't have to worry".
@goodiegoodygumdrops11 ай бұрын
Exactly
@peterthethird713210 ай бұрын
I love how females don't realize that the only reason a man and woman r friends is because one or both the genders got feelings for each other but it's just not there yet. I bet the same females would go apeshit if their man had a girl "bestfriend"
@MrRmmk110 ай бұрын
If you have to worry about it, why are you with your partner in the first place. Should be confident in your ability to keep her. And confident that you'll find someone else if it doesn't work out
@faycheney410610 ай бұрын
I said the 'you don't have to worry about him" line.... Been together for ten years now 😂
@ceoofperception9 ай бұрын
I know he fucking the shit out your wife like tf that’s messed up ima cry for you
@NeoN-PeoN Жыл бұрын
She got herself a "work boyfriend". Never a good thing, gents. Never a good thing.
@tatiana4050 Жыл бұрын
Imagine women having friends. Disgusting
@aglassofwhitewata8759 Жыл бұрын
Ntr
@unbanned6175 Жыл бұрын
I'd just find myself a "weekend girlfriend" lmao
@tatiana4050 Жыл бұрын
@@unbanned6175 work boyfriend isn't actually a boyfriend. It's usually "work husband" which usually just means that you are being shipped together. Doesn't mean anything more than that
@NeoN-PeoN Жыл бұрын
@@tatiana4050 Never a good thing, homie. Never a good thing.
@JakeTaaylor Жыл бұрын
She was speaking fluently right up until he started to ask questions about her “best friend”. Then she stutters and says “uhh” before answering.
@LugaruEvolutions Жыл бұрын
She didn't say a word before that lol
@alyssasnell17 Жыл бұрын
@@LugaruEvolutions she got asked where she works and what she does for work and things like that and answered perfectly fine..until “best friend” was involved then she starts stuttering and messing up
@reznovvazileski3193 Жыл бұрын
@@alyssasnell17 I mean technically the very first question was about her "friend" because "where did you meet him" but I see what you mean now after he honed in on what he does she's like ehhh uhhh ohh ehh xD Also hear that pitch change after he drops the "do you have chemistry?" :') Almost as if she's holding back a laugh and suddenly tries to come of playful in a way. Not the greatest sign in my experience.
@alyssasnell17 Жыл бұрын
@@reznovvazileski3193 exactly..
@Cricketmane Жыл бұрын
She for the streets
@user-HellcatHemiАй бұрын
Was waiting for her to say he was a 'student' 🤣🤣🤣
@geesegoose6174 Жыл бұрын
The look in his eyes at 'THAT'S WORSE' 😂 shit got real
@ajvaldez4210 ай бұрын
The only other person in my department is a married guy with three kids. We chat all the time because we're sitting right next to each other for 8 hours a day. One day, he said I was his work wife. My reply "Ugh! No, thanks. I have a husband already, don't need more." Boundaries are a sign of respect for everyone involved.
@lnSignia6 ай бұрын
Good action Miss.
@nishthagupta13576 ай бұрын
Exactly
@roozki8086 ай бұрын
Its honestly wild how people literally start using terminology like this lmfao.. Subconciously creating a situation by referring to a woman you work with as your work wife, and before you know it, things aren’t going so smooth at home and it can lead to disaster… Just stay professional and refer to them as your god damn colleagues😂😭
@samanthakoehler55226 ай бұрын
Cool story. She has a friend. Never called him a work hubby. Do you have friends? That would be a relatable topic to this
@nawdude42925 ай бұрын
Respect to you, good woman✊ He definitely knew what he was doing. Whether he really wants to go there or not isn't written in stone by his actions but he ain't exactly innocent either. Why even play around like that knowing how dumb we can get as humans?!
@timothymatthews70283 ай бұрын
Exceptional crowd work
@VenarootYTC2 ай бұрын
Damn I love this man. 😂😂
@emilybeecher1589 Жыл бұрын
Rip to the couple, they fought on the way but they’re DEFINITELY fighting on the way home, too
@KristianRobertsen11 ай бұрын
And when they break up, that "best friend" will dial up his game for sure. 99 out of 100, the dude is waiting to F her.
@kingten912 Жыл бұрын
I got a job working at a call center for century link, sometime later I helped my girlfriend get a job there also. They put us on different teams so we wouldn't distract each other. A guy on her team started going to her cubicle all the time talking (flirting) with her. I asked if it was a problem and she said no it was harmless and he just was helping her learn the new job. I'm not a very insecure person and I didn't think I had reason to not trust her so I let it be. She's now my ex girlfriend and married to that guy.
@kxnfuzed2582 Жыл бұрын
Sorry about that bro. Its sad how sometimes other people can get what they want and experience no consequences for hurting the people they leave behind.
@kingten912 Жыл бұрын
@@kxnfuzed2582 You're right, but for real it's his problem now. Without getting into it, there was so much toxicity in that relationship. I mean I hope they have a happy life and all that, I don't wish them any pain or illwill or anything. But if she's still like she was when we were together.. lol man he did me a solid and really saved my life even if not meaning to. I took 4 years after that just being single. I focused on work, trying to take the right steps to find a career path. I did the Tinder thing a bit and I kept my eyes open in case I saw a woman of value but I never did so I refused to let myself get caught up again with someone like her who I lost so much time with. Eventually though I took a job where I met the woman that would become my best friend. She's everything I could want in a partner. Had I stayed with my girlfriend from before, I likely would have never met her, and if I would have I wouldn't have paid her any attention because I wasn't interested in cheating or putting energy into other women, so she would have floated right by me. Not to mention, the ex probably would have been the death of me. So I feel like I got the upper hand on that one if anything lol. But I appreciate the good sentiment all the same. Not everyone's situation is like mine.. It's terrible how so many of us let these women ruin our lives.
@travishayslip9409 Жыл бұрын
@@kxnfuzed2582 bro it's life. Don't take it like a bitch, take it like a man and move on
@Anonymous8317 Жыл бұрын
Yup, guys aren’t friends with women for no reason. If they like you, they want you.
@therealhound3977 Жыл бұрын
She didn't deserve you on the positive side that at least it happened before u settled down and destroyed your life
@santosvenegas64222 ай бұрын
This dude is the best haha
@rickyhunter50805 ай бұрын
This dude is "Smooth!"
@ajdrikk11 ай бұрын
ITS ALWAYS THE MATH WOMAN TEACHER AND THE SCIENCE MAN TEACHER.
@M3ricle5 ай бұрын
My math teacher Man was married to my science teacher woman. Swap roles but yeah
@jasonforpresident5678 Жыл бұрын
“Y’all are about to be history” That was a BAR
@Kcco03_17 күн бұрын
He’s so quick 😂
@DAVID_DANGER7 ай бұрын
The way she said "noo" is enough to know
@PlantHoardingAdventures Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 bro you just caused the fight on the way home! Lol
@marcose1137 Жыл бұрын
Nah, fight was gonna continue anyways, he just gave my boy support👍
@Xennyballs Жыл бұрын
Shit good
@snroper96 Жыл бұрын
They each went their separate ways after that lol
@FluffyBusch Жыл бұрын
@@marcose1137 He red pilled him. “Best friend” at work? Comon my guy….
@marcose1137 Жыл бұрын
@@FluffyBusch word lmao, ppl in the future are gonna laugh at this type of shit.
@aknightwing9077 Жыл бұрын
I had two teachers that were “best friends”. Til one left her husband for the other teacher.
@Rob-hb7wh8 ай бұрын
Hey whaddya know, same! Two English teachers, and she had just had a kid maybe a year or two previously with the husband she left. Definitely didn't help that the students egged them on
@Tim-is-short8 ай бұрын
I think every school has had _those_ teachers.
@noahpickerill37497 ай бұрын
@@Rob-hb7whoh wow, that's awful 😖
@FelixianoWest7 ай бұрын
Yup, that happened in my school as well.
@tylerbrown838619 күн бұрын
Matt's on the fly Jokes are so damn funny!! He's the best at working an audience! Dude is hilarious 😊
@GaMeBoY4399 күн бұрын
This guy is amazing at crowd work. Kudos 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I gotta catch a Matt Rife show at some point. Him and Troy Bond
@TazControl9 Жыл бұрын
My man the executioner, breaking up relationships in real time
@TheRealGuusMcgoose Жыл бұрын
my thought too lmaooo i was like bruhhhhh
@legionslair148 Жыл бұрын
He saved that dude some trouble for sure😂
@kickupgamer10 ай бұрын
That was good! He is so good at crowd work it’s unreal.
@eskimoblack5 ай бұрын
Agreed
@Junestdabest3 ай бұрын
@@tenchu3770 still very good🗿
@MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp3 ай бұрын
To those who say he is so good and so polished
@MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp3 ай бұрын
And and if people accuse him of being as good as he really is because some of this is staged pre-work and polished button down to the point of it doesn't look like work which it is because he is worth he is working he's quick he's on the market and he is from of course OH but if those of you who think that this is this is not brilliance and I would say that you'd have to work for hours upon hours upon hours upon hours to get it to be a college as math has this he's as perceptive as anyone I've ever seen that age and he's only getting stronger so tell me somebody whose supposedly polished and got this thing down to his science and has has it you know completely all all the luster just keeps getting brighter and brighter you can't tell me that that comes with knowing his audience so well that he's going to know from which direction he every comment comes sorry that's not polished and that's not overly pre-work maybe a couple of things here and there but that's an original talent and we honor him and I honor him and thank him for all his work and and his enlightenment that he's bringing to relationships
@kickupgamer3 ай бұрын
@@tenchu3770 lol sounds good Bud 😂
@junimoony Жыл бұрын
Guess you could say that guy was performing some Social studies.
@HoneyPastry11 ай бұрын
Nice
@shapshooter776910 ай бұрын
And occasionally, gets some "physical education"
@jimiboi878 ай бұрын
@@shapshooter7769and afterwards they practice English! Hehe
@PM2esc11 ай бұрын
She may think they are just innocent friends but the husband knows what this co-worker of hers is thinking without even meeting him.
@serrael-1826 ай бұрын
If shes hot and hes not gay for sure. I was kind of friends with unattractive girls i still prefer male friends a lot. I can have good relationships with female co workers even if theyre hot but yes it could get difficult if there are no clear boundaries. (If were both single of course it could be a chance theoretically)
@Hello0x06 ай бұрын
Honestly women know what they are doing. If your bf/husband feels uncomfortable of an opposite sx close friend and you continue to do it albeit behind his back she cheating 100%, because her guilty conscious is real
@adepuscas65015 ай бұрын
This is so true, I had a friend that I didn't see that often (like once every 2-3 months through a common friend) and my fiancée always said that the guy is off. I reassured him that this is not the case as I was soo sure that nothing is wrong. One day the guy tried to kiss me although I was very distant and after i rejected him he showed up the next day at our home, broke in and tried to convince me to run away with him. Luckily my fiancée was home and pinned him down until the police came. I repeat myself, we were not close friends at all, and I never gave him false ideas. My fiancée was right, man know what's in other men's minds. Trust your man ladies and ditch suspicious guys.
@Mac-hr9rg4 ай бұрын
@@adepuscas6501cool totally I relatable story that nobody cares about
@DeanJace0227Ай бұрын
When you go to a comedy show married and leave Divorced!!! Lol 😂
@PillTruth7 ай бұрын
Sounds like y’all are about to be history 💀
@WiseDelilah Жыл бұрын
As someone who works in a school, I've seen many 'work best friends' become couples and they all had children within a year or getting together.
@fiddymcdiddy8301 Жыл бұрын
That guys voice had all the answers you’ll ever need in life.
@irishdrunkass3 ай бұрын
Rife's improv is S-tier man, dude works crowds like nobody else
@RiceRiceBaby543 ай бұрын
She is 100% cheating on that dude.
@FilthyCasual272 Жыл бұрын
The way she said "NOoo" she's super guilty. She should stop denying it and move on.
@rafar5113 Жыл бұрын
Don't expect that from a 304 that's with a beta simp my friend.
@lpycb42 Жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly “Nooooooooo teeheee”
@Drewitall54 Жыл бұрын
Or she's nervous cause shes being asked about personal shit by a comedian in front of a bunch of people she don't know lmao
@reznovvazileski3193 Жыл бұрын
@@Drewitall54 All the other shit was personal as well and she wasn't awkward or shy to admit even she was there with her boyfriend and they had a fight on the way here. I've been clowned on far more than I'm willing to admit and this kinda random pitch change is bad news most of the time.
@Dshatila1983 Жыл бұрын
@@Drewitall54 We know women more than they know themselves.
@adamakii Жыл бұрын
if you have a gf or wife, and you're not her best friend, run.
@JodyFrancisWall11 ай бұрын
I've known my best friend 40 years, I've been dating my partner for 6 years. The relationships are completely different. He's my brother. I'll never have a friend as close as him. It's not possible at this stage.
@nathanplunkett464111 ай бұрын
@@JodyFrancisWall And if he told you he can't be your friend as long as you're dating your partner, wwyd?
@JodyFrancisWall11 ай бұрын
@Nathan Plunkett I ask him why? If he had a legitimate reason, I'd accept it and we'd part on good terms. If it was a bullshit reason, he can sod off. I get to choose my friends and my partner. Other people get an opinion on my relationships, not a choice.
@nathanplunkett464111 ай бұрын
@@JodyFrancisWall Then he's not your best friend, your husband is. I made an assumption, wanted to edit and apologize. I should have said your partner.
@JodyFrancisWall11 ай бұрын
@Nathan Plunkett oh, I'm sorry. I guess you didn't read my post. You don't get to decide who my friends are or who partner is. I don't have a husband. You assume too much.
@alex_1221Ай бұрын
The tickets are cheaper than a mediator 😂
@avemaria24333 ай бұрын
"no WE have chemistry right here!" She didnt specify it was GOOD chemistry
@That_Stanced_Toyota Жыл бұрын
That “no”… yeah.. there’s chemistry 💀💀 this is both their fucken signs ⚛️
@hatchell18 Жыл бұрын
Has nothing to do with signs smh
@SiloxYT Жыл бұрын
Tf does a sign have to do with anything its been proven it doesn't correlate with anything
@ColeRum Жыл бұрын
@@SiloxYT you people are absolutely ridiculous lmao that's not a sign thats a Atom which was a pun on the chemistry. Not the sharpest cookie in the crayon box huh?
@That_Stanced_Toyota Жыл бұрын
@@ColeRum 😂☝🏻
@meowtoes Жыл бұрын
LMFAOAOAO STOPPPP😭😭😭
@nataliecao94099 ай бұрын
He was so proud of the history joke he’s so cute
@g.a.d69885 ай бұрын
He did that one spongebob face
@Battleborn3572 күн бұрын
Might be a friend to her, but that dude is only waiting for the rebound😂
@darindelorme30766 күн бұрын
This was so smooth lol SO smooth it almost feels staged lol but Matt Rife really IS insanely quick witted
@gotsnuffify Жыл бұрын
She had to think about under what category anatomy fell under.
@dbhugs Жыл бұрын
She really need go back to college if that's the case cause it sure ain't under Chemistry 😂😂 Oh wait she said science 😂😂 rescinded
@austinbell6222 Жыл бұрын
The way she said no after he asked if y’all have chemistry definitely was a lie. It was the long drawn out “noooo 😝” like “omg stop itttttt” when someone asks if they have a crush on someone they obviously have a crush on. She’s for the streets!!!!!
@milkyyp0p Жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment
@cassidy7285 Жыл бұрын
What did y want her to do she’s being blasted in front of a ton of people and has to keep it funny with funny answers
@MrMoarpienao Жыл бұрын
@@cassidy7285 I don’t think anyone wants a damn thing from her aside from the “best friend”😂that’s kinda the insinuation if you didn’t gather.
@dbhugs Жыл бұрын
Yeahhhh that would be her vocal signature for our divorce papers 😂
@cassidy7285 Жыл бұрын
@@MrMoarpienao yeah I actually have no idea what you’re talking about
@joanthomastheorbmagnet98557 ай бұрын
We need more Matt Strife.. your truth is hysterical 🤣
@ericmaya36575 ай бұрын
That "NOOO!" After the chemistry question was a yes! 🤣🤣🤣
@llkg911 ай бұрын
I've had male colleagues that were great friends and nothing more. But the way she says "Nooooooo" makes me think there's something going on, or she wishes there was.
@Richard-qd8tz5 ай бұрын
Every one of your male colleagues would’ve banged you if given the slightest chance. You might not admit that but it’s 100% true.
@noelleabra147 Жыл бұрын
The "according to her" is really the important part
@EmilyFortenberry-og3rf7 ай бұрын
These are THE BEST puns I have ever heard. And they’re not like cheesy or quirky just flat out funny😅!
@TpSh00tad2288 ай бұрын
According to her? Brother you gotta run 🏃🏻♂️
@OrionWolf00 Жыл бұрын
gonna be a quiet car ride back home 😂
@elizabethjoiner Жыл бұрын
I literally rolled my eyes when he said the chemistry bit
@noyoudidnt5816 Жыл бұрын
Cool
@kitkat79az10 ай бұрын
but i bet he got u w the history bit! 😂😂 cuz saaaame! ahhaa then i LOLed hahaha
@Carolyn-ff3fu5 ай бұрын
I believe he called the game right there!😂
@maruftim19 күн бұрын
Yooo that was a banger line 😂
@user-qc6jb6vj7cАй бұрын
My guy Matt just single-handedly ended that relationship for them LOL
@RoyJones.9 ай бұрын
Matt Rifes comedy is gold. He is witty, so quick comebacks and puns is on another level. Intrusive thoughts is insanely interesting to watch.