No video

Sci-Fi Short Story - Off Meta by blastch | Humans are Space Orcs? | HFY | TFOS883

  Рет қаралды 18,009

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 140
@Zedstein
@Zedstein 3 жыл бұрын
I PAID FOR THE WHOLE SKILL TREE, IMA USE THE WHOLE SKILL TREE - MAC users, probably.
@xxKillgorxx
@xxKillgorxx 3 жыл бұрын
You're one of the only comments I've ever busted out laughing at.
@aj_the_infamous1013
@aj_the_infamous1013 3 жыл бұрын
Who needs magic. When you can throw a large rock
@renewalacumen1770
@renewalacumen1770 3 жыл бұрын
Or a heavy shiny rock.
@imjang2430
@imjang2430 3 жыл бұрын
Heavy big shiny large long thick rocky stony ass bouldery rock
@owenthompson4071
@owenthompson4071 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it reminded me of this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m6uGnM2klp2XaHU.html
@MouseDestruction
@MouseDestruction 3 жыл бұрын
Smaller rocks.
@loganb7059
@loganb7059 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve yet to meet a man who can outsmart bullet.”
@hogfry
@hogfry 3 жыл бұрын
I love the ending. Because that's how friends who game actually are. Gods or not.
@SiegeTF
@SiegeTF 3 жыл бұрын
What sort of ammo does it use? You know the Death Star? So a giant lazer? No, no, no, it shoots bullets the size of the Drath Star.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Chrisspru
@Chrisspru 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is: dumping points into physics allows for texh based intelligence buffs. Maybe late game physics allow for magic proxying too
@matejlieskovsky9625
@matejlieskovsky9625 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you earn a few magic stat points for every magic-capable unit captured. Once you have a bunch, the upgrade tree works a lot like the physics one.
@robertschumacher2707
@robertschumacher2707 3 жыл бұрын
'Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from technology.'
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertschumacher2707 You know it. Agatha rocks.
@KertaDrake
@KertaDrake 3 жыл бұрын
Or just substitute quantum nonsense for magic because it might as well be.
@EmbersFlow
@EmbersFlow 3 жыл бұрын
Love this. Humans are the ones that would break the puzzle to get what's inside
@algorithmicabyss4150
@algorithmicabyss4150 3 жыл бұрын
Talk about cutting the Gordian knot
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
my dog did that with a toy that has the treat in the middle; it is supposed to be rolled in a certain set of directions, but he just kept chewing on it until he had made a big enough hole through enough layers.
@yourpancreas2634
@yourpancreas2634 3 жыл бұрын
And so in one game, a far less boring meta was made. You love to see it.
@nerovalquel1844
@nerovalquel1844 3 жыл бұрын
That end jab is so good, since he found a new meta that is OP till nerf
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yarp . gamer moment
@KertaDrake
@KertaDrake 3 жыл бұрын
You don't nerf humanity though... Humanity just adapts and rips the control away from the players.
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
@@KertaDrake or ascends to their plane of existence and starts making their own worlds
@ralfe949
@ralfe949 3 жыл бұрын
thing is, this requires you to repetitively apocylipse you own biosphere, that oponents dont just glass your planet, and that they get distracted enough against each other to not notice your civ once it does develope. so it is not op cause it has soo many weaknesses early on. this is basically tech/eco booming and hoping you dont get completely squashed.
@scorchercast8366
@scorchercast8366 3 жыл бұрын
Some people say they can out smart me... perhaps. But I have to meet man who can our smart bullet” -The Heavy
@wrath2501
@wrath2501 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 3 жыл бұрын
Screw magic, all hail The Physics!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
HAIL Physics!
@Chaosrunepownage
@Chaosrunepownage 3 жыл бұрын
"Rocks fall, everyone dies."
@nullpoint3346
@nullpoint3346 3 жыл бұрын
Humanities modus operandi.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
Not quite everyone.
@WhatIsThatThingDoing
@WhatIsThatThingDoing 3 жыл бұрын
Reality is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits - Can you beat reality with only physical durability and physics challenge
@ballisticm0use72
@ballisticm0use72 2 жыл бұрын
*Spiffing Brit intensifies*
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 3 жыл бұрын
After 5 mass extinction events, the dominant species going to be like...
@matthewklestinski7030
@matthewklestinski7030 3 жыл бұрын
"Bring it."
@Loregamorl
@Loregamorl 3 жыл бұрын
This guy seems like an amazing narrator for an indie video game or something or a narrator for a hobby game, amazing stuff.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@jacobs.9696
@jacobs.9696 3 жыл бұрын
Seems perfectly balanced to me.
@matthewklestinski7030
@matthewklestinski7030 3 жыл бұрын
As all things should be.
@mohitkm7266
@mohitkm7266 3 жыл бұрын
With no exploits!
@reggiehigh22
@reggiehigh22 3 жыл бұрын
Even God like beings that are the makers of us still have that arrogance. Truly in his image.
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 3 жыл бұрын
greetings mentlegent for the rhythm of algo sounds like someone was playing Civilization, or perhaps Galactic Civilization, or Stellaris that's no moon, that's a Battle Station!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@nullpoint3346
@nullpoint3346 3 жыл бұрын
That's no moon, it's a life boat. Edit: and auto is inserting words as it pleases too.
@thatotherguy8138
@thatotherguy8138 3 жыл бұрын
This one was written by TierZoo, wasn't it.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
i read the one by Blastch
@danherondraws
@danherondraws 3 жыл бұрын
that emphasis right at the end was perfect XD
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril seriously, flawless delivery
@cougarocigaro2261
@cougarocigaro2261 3 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the humanity meta.....BITCH!" that got me good
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
gamer moment
@cougarocigaro2261
@cougarocigaro2261 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril indeed lol
@backwardsman8887
@backwardsman8887 3 жыл бұрын
Next heat cycle, "where are those human f@ks?!" - Every god in the universe.
@efraim3364
@efraim3364 3 жыл бұрын
execute order 66 and deploy the DS-1
@GenStallion
@GenStallion 3 жыл бұрын
I want to see an actual game like this.
@sh00terman95
@sh00terman95 3 жыл бұрын
Oh come on. The outcome was Obvious. Humans have things like Flextape. How are you supposed to beat that?
@j-core2895
@j-core2895 3 жыл бұрын
Now thats a lotta damage
@DeathRaptor007
@DeathRaptor007 3 жыл бұрын
I would like this to be a real game
@fordprefect1587
@fordprefect1587 3 жыл бұрын
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yup
@Woldemar94
@Woldemar94 3 жыл бұрын
damn, this one was really good, with my laugh cracking in the end
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@smmk88
@smmk88 Жыл бұрын
At the MAC rounds the size of moons, I was laughing quietly yet maniacally to myself.
@VadulTharys
@VadulTharys 3 жыл бұрын
My gamer heart yells in victory!!!! and F T A
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm , for GAMERS!
@badjer4328
@badjer4328 3 жыл бұрын
That our universe being some sort of celestial simulation is unnervingly logical... ever looked into the background radiation signal cadence and how it is tied into the natural refreshrate and max possible speed of the universe?
@robinchwan
@robinchwan 3 жыл бұрын
don't even think about nerfing humans! you wouldn't want humans to get creative ( we all know what happens then)
@cameronknox7567
@cameronknox7567 3 жыл бұрын
Humans: finds out there in a game, Humans: figures out how to get out of the game, Humans: "Want to play a game? Humans: only people left after they yeeted all the godlings. Humans: Lets have a party!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
there is a story like that , cant remember the name but i did narrate it
@Mgl1206
@Mgl1206 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril was it about humanity finding they lived in a simulation?
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mgl1206 i think it was
@Mgl1206
@Mgl1206 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril then i think it’s the HFY called God Hackers
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 жыл бұрын
Earth is a planet full of gamers and pro-gamers, you can try to nerf us but we will just change meta and blapse you from every angle you can imagine and just as many more that you can't.
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 3 жыл бұрын
*”Welcome to the Humanity meta, b*tch”* - Kal, God of Man
@WE_DONT_LIE
@WE_DONT_LIE Жыл бұрын
No CLANG
@anuryu3330
@anuryu3330 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for another wonderful telling from space 🚀💗. Looking forward to future tales. Good health and happiness to you always! 💕
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@drinkshamwow4621
@drinkshamwow4621 3 жыл бұрын
new stellaris update sounds good.
@fabulousimcatbulous690
@fabulousimcatbulous690 3 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 30k looks lit
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
Maxim 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 3 жыл бұрын
There is no over kill, only open fire and reload.
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 3 жыл бұрын
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy nothing more.
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 жыл бұрын
Damned pay-to-win species. Humans are broken in this edition, and will probably end up getting nerfed soon. F.T.A
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@ceilinglight1413
@ceilinglight1413 3 жыл бұрын
Their going to make humans free and nerf th
@veryangryduckpl2122
@veryangryduckpl2122 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I once played this game! Althrough it was pirated version.
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@donanthebarbarian5177
@donanthebarbarian5177 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@soffren
@soffren 2 жыл бұрын
Suddenly we make perfect sense
@James-bw4np
@James-bw4np 3 жыл бұрын
Are you motheffracking ready?! For humanity! This is the new shiz! Stand up and bitzch! For the rythm algo!
@sillerbarly4927
@sillerbarly4927 3 жыл бұрын
So irl Stellaris
@papasult11
@papasult11 2 жыл бұрын
Mars is playing checkers while Kal is playing 5D chess
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
Mate Check , Check Check , Mate Mate
@darth_dan8886
@darth_dan8886 3 жыл бұрын
You just wait 'till they dip a bit into the magic tree...
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 3 жыл бұрын
sooo.... basically this godling used the in-game rules to abuse the imbedded mechanics and farm free "survival" skill bonuses like Vegeta during the Frieza saga? nice!
@rainbowchaser73
@rainbowchaser73 3 жыл бұрын
GG Kal
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
a true gamer would rage quit right there
@clonetroopertank3325
@clonetroopertank3325 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@crudkick
@crudkick 5 ай бұрын
Funny to hear swearing, it sounds chunky and sharp, like it hurts when you spit them out.
@nos2342
@nos2342 3 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm!
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
First for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 жыл бұрын
For the Squerril
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@NullVamais
@NullVamais 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, dont know if you will see this but the reddit post links to humans are weird: sparks and the other stuff is pretty little deathworlders
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for pointing it out , it has been corrected
@hs0003
@hs0003 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Mar(k)!
@peterburner6486
@peterburner6486 3 жыл бұрын
Nice FtA
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@Crazylom
@Crazylom 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Stellaris a bit
@thecursedgalleon7096
@thecursedgalleon7096 3 жыл бұрын
Aww tad late, was practicing my conversational abilities
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
practice makes perfect
@user-rq5sn7zc5l
@user-rq5sn7zc5l 3 жыл бұрын
Love your readings. The wrong link is attached.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
hey there , glad you like the content. It has been corrected
@windsorcorbin1005
@windsorcorbin1005 3 жыл бұрын
Han Solo wasn't wrong!
@zobososhizion6478
@zobososhizion6478 3 жыл бұрын
www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/7tt1uo/oc_off_meta/ is correct link
@sulzeralbi2229
@sulzeralbi2229 3 жыл бұрын
GG
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
gg
@pizzapizzapizzapizza848
@pizzapizzapizzapizza848 3 жыл бұрын
Human op plz nerf
@aynonymos
@aynonymos 3 жыл бұрын
Magical extinction attacks op plz nerf
@omargoodman2999
@omargoodman2999 3 жыл бұрын
Existence is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
140th, 28 June 2023
@jimmycoyote74
@jimmycoyote74 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
wow so cute 🥰
00:20
dednahype
Рет қаралды 31 МЛН
Matching Picture Challenge with Alfredo Larin's family! 👍
00:37
BigSchool
Рет қаралды 49 МЛН
АЗАРТНИК 4 |СЕЗОН 1 Серия
40:47
Inter Production
Рет қаралды 524 М.
白天使选错惹黑天使生气。#天使 #小丑女
00:31
天使夫妇
Рет қаралды 15 МЛН
SciFi Story - Tech by Aiass |  Humans are space Fae | HFY | TFOS894
24:36
Agro Squirrel Narrates
Рет қаралды 55 М.
930 - We thought wrong by endersgame69  | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | Terran
19:02
It didn’t have a bayonet by endersgame69 | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS923
10:41
Sci-Fi Story - The line that shouldn't be crossed & Comply or die (HFY,TFOS849)
12:44
Humanity, Fearless by ClocktowerEchos  | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS922
13:14
wow so cute 🥰
00:20
dednahype
Рет қаралды 31 МЛН