Sebastian Maniscalco - Craigslist Is an Invitation to Get Murdered

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#SebastianManiscalco on classic Italian delis, how using Craigslist is asking for trouble, and why parents need to be tougher on their kids.
#SebastianManiscalcoStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec, in 2011.
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@dabig25 6 жыл бұрын

Uncle Luigi took off work to see what you just did.... LOL

@kellym3810 6 жыл бұрын

dabig 25 lol so true

@livingnorthofatlanta 6 жыл бұрын

Dying! 🤣🤣

@KidbuuGODMODE 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO fucking love this guy

@Lil_mar00 5 жыл бұрын

get in the trunk lmao!

@Platerpus7 5 жыл бұрын

dabig 25 I lost it when he said that

@robynb5434 6 жыл бұрын

The teddy bear comment killed me 😂😆

@NineballChris 5 жыл бұрын

Put the head in the trash on Monday and the rest on Friday lmao.

@crzytasha 5 жыл бұрын

Me too! Gouge the eyes out, decapitate the head.

@annegachanja3468 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

@bettebruce2277 6 жыл бұрын

Hilarious and great physical comedy. I love that his material comes from everyday life and average people. He keeps out the political and celebrity insults. This makes his comedy timeless.

@DrunkenSlob 2 жыл бұрын

@Carlo Cocciolo you probably have a problem with that topic because it reminds you of what you aren’t able to do

@lizzfrmhon 6 жыл бұрын

He is so Italian it hurts.

@lizzfrmhon 6 жыл бұрын

Well American Italian anyways.

@helpmenow7 6 жыл бұрын

Cement shoes

@josephnicolino8529 5 жыл бұрын

My kind of people

@gfine2000 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he got his character personality from Vinny Barbarino on Welcome Back Kotter. In other words, John Travolta! Google it.

@stephaniesealy9375 5 жыл бұрын

So true lol. I have an italian friend who is the female equivalent. She's hilarious and I love her to bits!

@jennifera777 6 жыл бұрын

He makes me proud to be an Italian.

@cybersub4693 5 жыл бұрын

otherwise you wouldn't be. i see what you did there.

@shitstain7137 5 жыл бұрын

dont be proud, pride comes before the fall you shxtstained pissant.

@victordasilva5255 5 жыл бұрын

Shave that bush...I’ve dated Italians

@francesvansiclen3245 5 жыл бұрын

I love Italian men !

@DekkarJr 5 жыл бұрын

ITSSSSSS GONNNNNAAAA BEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

@danf8047 6 жыл бұрын

He's got one of the best deliveries in stand up. Love his work!

@JJWildMusic 6 жыл бұрын

David Y yeah I always loved Andrew Dice Clay

@MustangRed1967 6 жыл бұрын

It's Dice

@acex3075 6 жыл бұрын

he is awful

@deeds517 6 жыл бұрын

He's the best

@maryanncummings6247 6 жыл бұрын

👒👜

@curiousgangsta 6 жыл бұрын

"run it through the garden" amazing

@justicekeyes 6 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he started a new trend at subways.....

@Sig721Tau 6 жыл бұрын

Justice Keyes Oh, I'm gonna use this next time at Subway. Lol

@anthonyzullo 6 жыл бұрын

Fucking right!

@randy13boston 6 жыл бұрын

hollaname I think he borrowed that from “Airplane”

@BettyWhite2171 6 жыл бұрын

Okie Rider Just remember they charge you for every ingredient so if you order "The whole garden" it'll be more expensive.

@FabulousKilljoy917 4 жыл бұрын

“TAKE A SHOT NUNZIO” 🤣🤣🤣

@cincodogg5 6 жыл бұрын

Head out on Monday. ..body out on Friday lol

@a.k.4085 4 жыл бұрын

That was great

@Aven-Sharma1991 4 жыл бұрын

Bit of Mob mentality there in that joke. 😂

@sarahpursley719 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like his dad may had done it before. Lol.

@Michaelmyersbae 4 жыл бұрын

"Get in the trunk" 🤣🤣🤣

@emilyxo3872 6 жыл бұрын

"saw the couch in half!" LOL

@graceselkow3927 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Sicilian and Italian, and you hit the nail on the head with the food being available 24/7. Mom had to feed everyone!

@DonTheMoron716 Жыл бұрын

Nay. You're just Italian. Sicily and Italy are the same country.

@TheNesbittExperience 5 жыл бұрын

“I got behind the woman, who looked like it was her first time out ever!” F’n brilliant! “Run it through the garden!”

@yyz125 5 жыл бұрын

Your uncle Luigi took off work to watch what you just did😂😂😂😂😂

@jpotts1097 3 жыл бұрын

"Get in the trunk" 😂😂😂

@yyz125 3 жыл бұрын

@@jpotts1097 🤣 stuff is spot on

@yostugotz5619 5 жыл бұрын

“Run it through the garden!” Italians are complex but very simple. Lol.

@summerteeth99 6 жыл бұрын

died at "run it through the garden"

@daytradeatl3167 5 жыл бұрын

Senastian's been underrated for years, one of the best in the game.

@brodyharris7631 5 жыл бұрын

Not so underrated anymore thankfully. Sold 73k tickets over 4 days at MSG

@krisztinaenzsol6579 4 жыл бұрын

'Throw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday..Lmaoooo dead!!

@normajeanhiguera-trask9668 4 жыл бұрын

During this Coronavirus, I turn to Maniscalco

@bullseye7995 4 жыл бұрын

Me too Norma!!

@Anca820 4 жыл бұрын

Yep me too.

@christined2495 4 жыл бұрын

I do too, everyday

@tylerbean542 4 жыл бұрын

That’s how I discovered him! 🤣

@birdieth 4 жыл бұрын

Me too?!

@wolandmargarita 6 жыл бұрын

He's got clean witty humor unlike most these days.

@DreamBelief 6 жыл бұрын

Seth Hammock people who have been to his performances have said that he does include vulgar jokes and a lot of swearing just FYI.

@barnabydodd8956 5 жыл бұрын

He's not a "clean" comic since he does curse some. But he's not one of these vulgar comics who curse every other word and talk about really vulgar topics.

@ihs51 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Profanity and vulgarities is no humor.

@DanaC-ne7bc 4 жыл бұрын

His early material is dirty, both are good.

@CarcPazu 2 жыл бұрын

@@ihs51 That's just a blanket statement. Profanity and vulgarities can absolutely be funny when done right.

@zaghir8351 5 жыл бұрын

29th place here’s your trophy....I spit my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@annegachanja3468 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dangeroussneeze66 4 жыл бұрын

Zaghir he said it right when i read this

@zulkiflijamil4033 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RustySpoons6490 3 жыл бұрын

I ALWAYS want to tell confused people, _”Step one: pick bread!”_ 😂

@shannonarthur7332 3 жыл бұрын

Lolol absolutely salad fingers🤣

@Rusty.Shackhouse 6 жыл бұрын

Idk how this popped up on my feed but, I don’t regret clicking on it. He’s one funny guy lol

@mrrobot6350 5 жыл бұрын

Bruce Wayne, my thoughts exactly!

@vegabonzo73 5 жыл бұрын

“IT’S GONNA BE GOOOOD!!” 😂😂😂 pissed myself.

@gerritcole4seamer536 2 жыл бұрын

Dude I died

@ph3r109 3 жыл бұрын

Im addicted to his comedy, he made me want to be Italian

@matthewmorelli85 6 жыл бұрын

Run it Through the Garden. LMAO, The Best

@user-pv7nf3gu8u 6 жыл бұрын

Intelligent humor, awesome delivery, how have I not heard of this guy??

@shitstain7137 5 жыл бұрын

cuz yer a dumb fxxck.

@pinstripejohnny 5 жыл бұрын

Aren’t you embarrassed?

@alexegoavil7590 4 жыл бұрын

Cause you've been dead for years Tesla!

@amonamarth6946 4 жыл бұрын

It’s caus good comedy nowadays is being drowned out by wannabe comedians unfortunately

@WitsEndProductions 6 жыл бұрын

This guy finally needs to break out ... consistently funny, strong material for 20 years now

@metalphobos3632 6 жыл бұрын

Wit's End Entertainment hes already there. Hes made millions. 3 specials plus the wild west comedy tour. Hes been selling out shows like mad this tour. He sold out the ACC last night and it was the best standup ive been to. 20,000 people crying they were laughing so hard. Hes been one of my faves for years and if you get a chance to see him, please go.

@justinthomas2334 6 жыл бұрын

hes actually one of the biggest comedians right now but still underrated in my opinion

@paulachj 6 жыл бұрын

Love him! He's hit the bigtime for sure! Sold out 5 nights here in Boston and 2 shows. So happy for him!

@damienholland8103 6 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I knew nothing about him until Netflix randomly suggested him. This guy is the real deal. Makes most other comics look like amateurs.

@gj9933 6 жыл бұрын

Well maybe he’s made millions but would not like to be a big kind of live in anonymity off stage I think I would prefer that too. He is very funny 😄 tho!

@dexterg90 4 жыл бұрын

It makes me smile how old school Chicago he is. Alot of the older Chicagoans still have this accent and it's fun to listen to

@robmartinez7782 5 жыл бұрын

Run it through the garden is a term used for a Chicago style hot dog. The best dog on the planet.

@svetcovladich9996 3 жыл бұрын

Got it, thanks. Now it makes sense he would use that!

@misfitbrit1989 2 жыл бұрын

Literally means load with veggies

@bricktothehead 6 жыл бұрын

Im in tears ova here!...Very Funny!

@bricktothehead 6 жыл бұрын

I love Italian comedy and comics. So very funny!

@pauleyestone7739 Жыл бұрын

I hadn't heard him until 2021. Hilarious...he always cracks me up. Love the physicality and the facial expressions.

@marykissel9273 3 жыл бұрын

He is consistently hilarious.....the Subway skit tore me up because I've seen it happen. Some people take 20 minutes to "decide" every little thing and it's maddening. My mom had hard sales and dad would walk around complaining and muttering to himself. When mom wasn't around he'd throw stuff out.....it was funny!

@IvanYavits 6 жыл бұрын

What a unique delivery. Absolutely fantastic artist.

@strategy 6 жыл бұрын

In that case you should check out the rest of his work.

@jerrycabarloc3728 6 жыл бұрын

Van609 his physical comedy just adds to the whole delivery.

@DekkarJr 6 жыл бұрын

He's hilarious. I bet he has to limber up backstage before he goes out there.

@damienholland8103 6 жыл бұрын

He's actually so good that if he stopped the physical aspect his comedy would still be strong. I notice that he never falls back on gross jokes, or jokes about genitals, or uses too much foul language, he actually digs into his personal experiences and sense of creativity.

@Reactiontime1118 6 жыл бұрын

The Chipotle one is gold check that one out

@TheSuzstory 6 жыл бұрын

Looks like a very tan Ben Stiller.

@amethyst0285 6 жыл бұрын

suzanne story Very tan. You’re funny.

@trollgeneral6624 6 жыл бұрын

amethyst0285 well he is very tanned.

@gmcnewlook 6 жыл бұрын

An Italian Ben stiller :)

@SamarIqbal1-2-1 6 жыл бұрын

Tanned and NOT tan!😉

@vistaestrada 6 жыл бұрын

suzanne story , lol at first I thought it was Ben Stiller!!

@naseemiqbal6265 4 жыл бұрын

Seen this numerous times and still makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bruce9897 5 жыл бұрын

Can’t get enough “when did this start? 29th place. Here’s your trophy” 😂😂😂

@chandajohnson7202 4 жыл бұрын

This man is HILARIOUS! I've never seen a bad show!

@bradgro2921 6 жыл бұрын

This guy is the best doing it right now!

@DekkarJr 6 жыл бұрын

He is in my top 5 for sure.

@ABandApart01 5 жыл бұрын

As a former of employee of subway, I’ve dealt with that woman PLENTY OF TIMES!!!! 😩😭😡🤬

@stellampetersen7341 5 жыл бұрын

ABandApart01 maybe she was me!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@freeziboi3249 4 жыл бұрын

@@stellampetersen7341 Stella this isn't difficult they have the step by step procedure up there! Stella!

@sanctusignis9746 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a current employee at Jimmy John's...humans are just wow

@indigoranch 4 жыл бұрын

@abandapart01 People like to shit on restaurant workers but if they ever had to spend a shift taking orders, they'd probably shoot themselves in the face. Humans can be so stupid and if they're not stupid, they're rude or mannerless.

@kool-aidcorncrap7880 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sharonkathryn5565 6 жыл бұрын

Nice and clean comedy. Love it!

@charlestaylor5511 5 жыл бұрын

Yes it's clean but it sure didn't make me laugh

@pinstripejohnny 5 жыл бұрын

Charles Taylor you must be fun to hang out with

@natelithgow7889 5 жыл бұрын

@@charlestaylor5511 f off

@francesvansiclen3245 5 жыл бұрын

@@charlestaylor5511 - guess he is too clean for your taste- you must be a lowlife !

@charlestaylor5511 5 жыл бұрын

@@francesvansiclen3245 I just received your text I'm sorry I missed it...this guy is probably a very moral upright person I have no idea but that's my guess... but just like music we all have taste in humor... So why you come after me so strongly I have no idea but look I hope your happy healthy and prosperous God bless

@dj_6ix20two6 5 жыл бұрын

“Saw da couch in half” 😂😂

@reganwolf4405 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤭

@johnboy5632 6 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!!!!! This dude is freaking hilarious!!!!!!!

@mytube6538 6 жыл бұрын

Omg i almost choked on my food this guy is hilarious!!

@darrylb.roberts7181 6 жыл бұрын

"...Take the shot Nunzio!" 😂 I love this guy! 😂

@MrsLockenload 4 жыл бұрын

"ITSA GONNABE GOOOD!"

@rockingrolling3503 4 жыл бұрын

Sandra 😂😂😂

@agibson236 6 жыл бұрын

I remember years ago i wanted to sell my xbox on craigslist and meet someone at a 7-11 but then right b4 on the news 2 people got shot selling something on Craigslist..i said fuuuuuuuck that..LOL

@pratamawirya3736 5 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@brianreese6968 4 жыл бұрын

Now I want to get a sub from subway and tell them run it through the garden

@adilenesadiq1219 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!! Love freakin love Sebastian Maniscalco! Never finish his specials without tearing up in laughs 😂😂

@Roogs 3 жыл бұрын

"Take a shot Nunzio!" I nearly died.

@drmariopepper4354 4 жыл бұрын

Breaking the items before putting out for the garbage is genius🤣🤣🤣

@stephent5021 6 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@yuridickson5543 6 жыл бұрын

Step 1 Pick bread....

@kameronrichardson2266 6 жыл бұрын

*YOU DON'T SEE DAT*

@maeve7709 5 жыл бұрын

*ITS RIGHT THERE*

@TehDMBfan 5 жыл бұрын

He missed out "how do you make a sandwich a home? It says it there - step one pick bread"

@iris2922 6 жыл бұрын

love the italian accent :)

@sublimebri 6 жыл бұрын

new york accent

@Courtesyflush52 6 жыл бұрын

That's a NY accent. Italians don't sound like that

@calisongbird 6 жыл бұрын

sublimebri Nope. Sebastian’s from Chicago.

@percussionjamz6704 6 жыл бұрын

yeah thats a midwestern italian american.

@signoresantinoburnett1169 6 жыл бұрын

He's Italian-American from Chicago. That's a Chicago accent.

@azurisora9836 4 жыл бұрын

"Uncle Luigi took off work for this.. get in the trunk! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😂😂😉😉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are the best!

@djordan22 6 жыл бұрын

Saw the couch in half. I can't breathe. My sides..

@AustinTFM 6 жыл бұрын

Marco Belinelli is an Italian NBA basketball player. Really good shooter too

@caesarfiorini 5 жыл бұрын

Gallinari also good.

@TheMohaChannel 10 ай бұрын

Sitting in the first row in on of his shows is now of the items in my bucket list. This guy never fails to make my ads laugh 😂

@lauragovernali4332 4 жыл бұрын

Freaking genius. I love this man 😂

@urkoolUncle 4 жыл бұрын

Old School Italians can relate to this guy; we all had dysfunctional backgrounds.

@dianemorgan2968 3 жыл бұрын

got that right! Being Italian I hear ya!!!

@susanboniel474 4 жыл бұрын

He jokes are universally relatable, with perfect story telling voice and actions, watch out for him he is gonno be a holywood A lister actor soon..

@Reneismad 6 жыл бұрын

i almost shit my pants at the throwing out the vegetables out the car window bit

@festusakinyemi8091 Жыл бұрын

"Saw the couch in half" 😂😂

@froztbite15 4 жыл бұрын

When he started doing the body movements for the subway lady, I lost it. People like that kill me. I don't get in line until I know what I want. IMO just common courtesy.

@RoseThistleArtworks 5 жыл бұрын

I love him! Just when I think I can't laugh about anything, I try to find Sebastian Maniscalco and he never fails to make me laugh!

@scootover7 4 жыл бұрын

The doorbell skit is my absolute favorite of his . This is funny too ,

@anneg8811 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this 10 times now and I’m still dying at the part with the bear! XD

@stellampetersen7341 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t get tired watching and laughing with this guy! Thank you 🙏

@thomaswiles5710 6 жыл бұрын

This guy is the BEST!!! 😂🤣😅

@michellerjackson5776 6 жыл бұрын

Da_Gr8 1 Do you know Brian Reagan?? Another great

@lorenamares1427 6 жыл бұрын

It's guys like Maniscalco that make great teachers so kids can learn real life lessons.

@AntonioKowatsch 6 жыл бұрын

I love this guy. He's one of the very few comedians that I actually like. I'm very picky.

@crw31399 5 жыл бұрын

Sebastian and Jim gaffigan are great.

@LisaMarie51968 6 жыл бұрын

He’s truly hilarious 😂

@carolyngwright 6 жыл бұрын

He is so hilarious and not raunchy... love it!!!

@lemancemossjr3935 4 жыл бұрын

I Love his style of comedy so much. He just talks to you but the shit he say is so true, and the way he says it, this man so funny. Def one of my favorites of all-time

@w4tkn 4 жыл бұрын

I feel with his style is it's not learned by copying someone else, he feels very comfortable and natural.

@nottobe2916 6 жыл бұрын

This guy is my new favorite comic

@wendyteeter1762 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao, “Piece it out” 😂😂😂

@ilovemycat69 5 жыл бұрын

He Is Truly. TRULY. HILARIOUS !! THE BEST !!!!! His Facial. Expressions. Amazing. ----- 😂 .

@delusional_lucidity4545 4 жыл бұрын

Chappelle and Maniscalco are the very best comedians EVER. Hands down.

@shayekisitu 6 жыл бұрын

Saw the couch in half 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@zantas-handle 6 жыл бұрын

If the young Al Pacino had done stand up...

@savannahortega7797 6 жыл бұрын

goldeneddie actually, Al Pacino use to do stand up many years ago

@gilberthernandez4041 5 жыл бұрын

Al is Cuban

@themiddlekid1966 5 жыл бұрын

@@gilberthernandez4041 Al Pacino is Sicilian :)

@Nunziata131 5 жыл бұрын

@@gilberthernandez4041 No he's not he's Sicilian His Parents are Sicilian Immigrants

@chrisperdeus4270 5 жыл бұрын

@@gilberthernandez4041 You might be thinking of ANDY GARCIA

@paulhowarth754 5 жыл бұрын

He's the Best Evaaaaaaaaaaa!! He's so animated during his deliveries, it's hilarious. Love him!!

@natevm7888 Жыл бұрын

"run it through the garden" 😂

@kayakdog121 5 жыл бұрын

The Italian guy cutting the sandwich meat is on meth. "IT'S-A GONNA BE GOOOOOOD!"

@donh1572 3 жыл бұрын

But the sandwich was always good!

@BrianMusic12 5 жыл бұрын

Did ben stiller and al pacino have a kid

@musarra195 4 жыл бұрын

Run it through the garden 😂

@a.k.4085 4 жыл бұрын

"Oda der" lol. Him dressed like a Mafia hit man talking about Craigslist murders. He is something else!!!!!!!!

@marilynalvarez9951 4 жыл бұрын

The more I see him, the more he reminds me of Henry Winkler (Fonzie)

@squeegeeman123 6 жыл бұрын

Run it through the garden !!!!

@MyName-cj4em 6 жыл бұрын

Sebastian is HYSTERICAL.

@howieusmc9214 2 жыл бұрын

Im not Italian but his dad is so my dad. Lol. Hard core.

@carolinecoffey2373 4 жыл бұрын

Love his husky voice

@BGzGamersVoid 6 жыл бұрын

"get in the trunk" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

@blazinbraixen9067 4 жыл бұрын

Probably the best delivery of the subway joke yet.

@dixe.normus4103 3 жыл бұрын

The new king of physical comedy

@AutomationTechDad 4 жыл бұрын

I hate ordering at subway. "I'd like a chicken bacon ranch". Their response is, "what would your like on that?" I dunno, maybe what's supposed to come on that?!

@jasonbourne1596 4 жыл бұрын

They have to ask you that, get over it. They meant do want anything added to it, and many do. At Subway chicken bacon ranch is just the sandwich, what else you want or don't want on it is optional. Understand you aren't the only person in the world, many others will order that and out the garden on it

@princeradhakrishnan6114 6 жыл бұрын

Amazing man..Amazing..

@quentin3330 6 жыл бұрын

His " full" Subway rant is soo funny. Old material but i highly recommend it if you haven't seen it. Looks like he knew it was good and blended in a shorter version. Suprised his set was so short at JFL. But then again they have lots of comedians. He's a great comic imo.