This man has turned paranoia into an art form. The thing about this bit is that we have all felt this way at one time or another.

I said I’m going to the mini maaaaaart - Sebastian Maniscalco

"That that death hut..." "Why is the floor always drenched at a mini mart at midnight? Are they mopping up from the last murder?!"

Gas stations are terrifying in all situations, but especially at that weird 2Am darkness...

“It’s a pit stop for criminals” HAHAAHAAA 🤣

He's a genius at storytelling and his physical and facial expressions and his eyes! Lol...so funny and so relatable! That's why we all love him!

The King of Overthinking, hilarious!! 😂

😄😅😆😂 "Are they moppin' up from the last murder?" is where I had to pause because I was cracking up so bad! 🤣👏

"The death hut" I'm going to collapse.....Sebastian its to hot to laugh like this....omg I need oxygen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

50% of his comedic genius is body language

The guy by the Gatorades part made me bust out laughing

"You're playing, Words with Friends".... lol... priceless

“Always a guy at the Gatorades” 😂😂

"Why is the floor always wet?! Are they mopping up from the last murder?!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I lost it with the Gatorade guy.

"I'm just waiting for him to reload." 🤣 Oh man, him whipping around with the shotgun pumping had us howling! Perfect visual!

I also hate it when my wife doesn't stay in tune with the escape plan I devised in my head.

“She has no idea the scenario I have created outside the vehicle” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Death Hut doors were locked last night so I had to pay through the sliding tray thing. Looked over my shoulder like 10 times waiting for my change 😂😂😂

“There’s always a guy by the Gatorades, I’m just waiting for him to reload” hahaha 🤣 I’m in tears with this one.

He’s waiting for the guy at the gator aide section to RELOAD!!!

He's hysterical! My new favorite comedian by far, can't stop binge watching these skits!!

Sebastian is not a man you can just hear on the radio, he is soooo animated. love it

I hate getting murdered. Especially on a filthy gas station at midnight with the wet floor. Uugh

This had me in tears.. 😂😂

Sebastian forgot about the "Stealth homeless guy that magically appears right behind you as you are pumping gas, asking...Do you have a cigarette? I start speaking different language immediately.

"Any sign of life..." so true.

Who doesn't love this guy?!?!! He's definitely one of the best! My fave for sure!!!

The way you take what we are all thinking and make it hilarious is incredible!

man makes me laugh like no other

When I heard "death hut " I died even harder than I already was. I create this same scenario 😂😂😂😂 One scenario I also create for myself 😂 is when someone comes in the death hut, I watch them thinking ok is he the one that's gonna do the murdering while I pay for the gas. Lmao 🤣

This guy calms me down before bed. I just keep watching these clips 😂

"Couple squirts,let's keep this thing going.." 🤣🤣

"Are they mopping up from the last murder?" LOL

For real. Shut it down and pay attention to the death hut activity. This is a life tip given through his comedy 😂

His jokes are impeccable and his delivery just sweetens it all up. His energy is so great 😂 some comedians are too calm on stage

Sebastian is one of the best in the business....Note to self: "Im not gettin murdered any where!" You want me, catch me in the house, playin video games,😁😆.

On the very rare occasion I have to get gas at night, I only get enough to get me to my destination. I never fill up the tank at night 😂

“You ever go into a Mini Mart at midnight” 🤣🤣 The way he said that line had me 😂

I love when i read the comments, that are quoting Sebastian, at the very same time he is saying it, while simultaneously thinking, how damn funny of a line it was 😂😂

I never get sick of watching his videos

A clerk at my "go to" gas station was murdered after midnight last year. Comedy collides with reality.

🤣🤣🤣 I love how the wife is totally oblivious to his concerns. 🤣👍

This is me! I swear it is!!!! 😂😂

Every single skit I watch from Sebastian, has me literally in tears laughing!

This man is criminally underrated. He’s in my top 5 easy.

"Are they mopping up from the last murder?" 🤣

Chicago guy ! Classic humor ! That’s comedy !! Never a dull moment w this guy!

I've never full out belly-laughed harder than from Sebastian's takes on life. I love this man.

This is the type of stuff I tell my brothers. They call me an idiot. Sebastian has the balls to say it on stage, and he's brilliant. Lesson: Get on stage lol

In the last 3 years this has turned into reality nationwide.

There's a gas station in my town that's like 2 blocks from a bar where multiple murders have happened and the few times I've had to get gas there I always feel like I'm about to get jumped while I'm pumping the gas. A few months ago I drove by it and it was boarded up (and of course there was already graffiti on the boards). All I thought was "Well, guess the murderers are gonna have to get their Slurpees somewhere else now."

This guy is crazy good! 😂😂😂😂

Nobody is funnier than this guy in his prime!!

When he acted out “the guy by the Gatorade” part I was in tears 😂

Anyone that's ever stopped at a gas station in South Florida between 12am-4am can appreciate this... If you're ever looking for crack at around 2am, look no further than one of our fine petroleum establishments...

😂I just can't..he never fails to keep me laughing till my stomach hurts 😂😂😢

This guy is the embodiment of my anxiety.

He's so Italian-American its amazing ☺️ I felt this on so many levels haha

He’s so funny, scared and hates people but still makes us laugh

That reload in the end tho lol

Sebastian is a throw back. His show pays homage to the greats while entertaining us in real time. He is a treasure.

This guy is my spirit animal! 😂

My stomach hurts from laughing soo hard😂😂😂😂😂

If Mr Maniscalco could just stand in my room for the rest of the year and do his stand up for me every night while I lay in bed, I think my depression will be cured 🙌🏻

This guy is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 The funny thing about this, is that I'm exactly like this whenever I go out somewhere with my husband, specially at night. I'm always one step ahead, observing my surroundings wondering where the crime is going to take place telling my husband to be in the lookout. Meanwhile my husband has no clue what's going on telling me to stop being paranoid!!!!!

I lov the "dive" into the car!

"Soon as you get outta your car...where's the murder coming from?" Hahaha He is so physically expressive in this one statement, you remember when you had that same experience, those same feelings at some time in your life. Oh I remember it well. Still can't believe I'm alive. Yeah I've been there! Sebastian, you are larger than life. I love you! 💘

I said I am going into the MINIMART!

Some strange people in the “death mart”. A few years after I graduated for college, I was driving home from Colorado through the Panhandle, (NW Texas). It’s about midnight, it’s summer so it’s much more comfortable travelling at night. I stopped for gas in a well lit location, highway patrol just drove out as I pulled in, so looked safe enough even for Sebastian. Went in to pay for the gas and get a coke, I still had a long way to go, so caffeine was essential. Lady at the cash register takes a hard look at me as I put the coke on the counter and says “This is a dry county”. (alcohol sales prohibited). She looked like she hadn’t had a dry day in the last 50 years of her 40 yr old life. It caught me off guard. What a way to start a conversation. Texas is usually a really friendly state so I’m thinking she is in the middle of a conversation she’s been having with herself that I’ve interrupted. I was wearing my Baylor jersey - a Baptist school known throughout the state for also prohibiting alcohol, but didn’t realize it at the time. Baylor students fall into two camps -those that strictly follow that rule and the rest that regularly drink like the 16th amendment starts the next day. As it happens, I’m not a Baptist, but ironically I don’t like alcohol, and so the idea of a county being dry is far from my mind. I decide to be polite and cautious: “Oh, how long has it been since it’s rained?” She goes silent then gives me the evil eye and exasperatedly tells me what she means. Poison dripping from each word as she realizes she’s lost this one. I just listen to her silently as I sign for the gas and coke, then ask “That must be pretty hard on you, eh?” And walk out. As I get in my car I see she is still standing there, with her head cocked to the side, trying to decide if I was stupid or pulling her leg. That was one of the saner conversations I’ve had at late night “death marts”.

THE ONLY COMEDIAN THAT MAKES ME LAUGH TIL MY TUMMY HURTS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Love, at the gas station at night, “Where’s the murder coming from?”

Those "death huts" are hardly lit. You should be very afraid.

That's why I'll never leave Jersey...we DON'T pump our own gas!

That is why they make the credit card machine not to work because they want you to go inside. No joke.

2:38 I fuc*ing lost it

I absolutely love him..he says what we're all thinking & feeling!!!😍👍🌈🤓

This guy makes me laugh so hard. Every time. Freaking love Sebastian!!

“The death hut… a pit stop for criminals!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

He is the funniest guy I have EVER seen. 😂

Sebastian is literally a God in my house. We quote him at least once a day! 😂

That's soooo true... each time I'm on another neighborhood I am in constant alert of my surroundings but at the one I always go near my home I'm all relaxed.... he's Hilarious and Real. Love him 🤣💖

I LOVE tHIS GUY .. how can he turn what we ALL think .. into something so FUNNIE !!! he is so ACCURATE !!

He keeps it real.

Always at the Gatorade spot.

The cure to scaring criminals away is that I pulled into a gas station in Miami and I had my window rolled down and the CD player playing loud. Murder by Number by the Police was playing. You should have seen a group of teenage rowdies heard it, ran to their cars and almost crashed taking off. The mini mart attendant thanked me and wanted to know how I scared them off. True story.

scarier than a gas station at midnight is a welcome station. the hubby and I visited one in the south once at 2 in the morning on a bathroom break while driving from NYC to Florida. In the daytime, it's great. you can chill for a bit, get cawfee, stretch your legs. But in middle of the night it's creepy as hell especially if there's no one else around. This one time as we were preparing to leave a guy appeared out of nowhere asking for a quarter! We shot out of there so fast!

The sceNARIO I have created. Outside the vehicle lol

It’s a true sign of his comedic genius that folks watch his work MULTIPLE times, and it never gets old. I love how he will deliver a line about something Lana does (ie: doesn’t gas up the car) - the face starts out totally in the character, then breaks into this cute little grin…it’s that “this makes me crazy, but I can’t get mad cuz I just love my wife so much” thing. So sweet. His bit, in his new show, about getting out of the car, and looks back to see Lana has her Sephora counter set up on the dash ! I pretty much peed myself. I wish I had 1% of this guy’s chutzpah!

I love Sebastian and his sense of humor , my husband enjoys watching with me, Sebastian always puts us back in a good mood after having a bad day!!!!! God bless you and your family Sebastian maniscalco. Please everyone wear your mask and social distancing is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important too God bless!!!🇺🇸✌🏼✝️😷💕

BEST COMEDIAN IN A LONG TIME!!!!

I saw his talent years before anyone heard of him would see clips on comedy central and knew he was gonna be big . Saw he was appearing at local comedy club I had asthma attack laughing so hard had to use my inhaler to breathe again.Now he plays huge arenas and tickets are astronomical But he has earned it has given laughs to thousands and still going strong

I’ve had bad experiences at gas stations Now this is exactly what I feel and think when I go to a gas station

I laugh so hard with this man.😷💋

thanks Sebastian for not cursing , its refreshing and I can share it with my grandkids.

Lived in Rio 15 years. Mugged many times. Returned to visit years later with my new bride. I was always on high alert. I could spot trouble a mile away. Every f-ing time I told her to walk this way, go here or whatever to avoid a situation.... she'd be like, " oh lets keep going that place looks fun". Most stressful time of my life.

lmao the guy reloading his machine gun going through the gatorades like an animal lmaoooo

Love him! He reminds me of all of my Italian cousins!!!!

That's why being armed is always good peace of mind, AND criminals pick up on confident people versus scared people, like animal predators do.

I live in Houston. So yea. Getting murdered at a gas station is a weekly concern! Lol I do have a “safe” one I like to stop at!