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Sebastian Maniscalco

Күн бұрын

"Why Would You Do That?" Special

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@paulabrown1624 3 жыл бұрын

"Do the chickens have friends and do they play well with one another??" LMAO!! 😂🤣😂🤣

@Mayabee321 8 ай бұрын

“Is it organic? Is it farm to table?? Do the chickens have friends and do they play well with one another???” OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣

@michaelsaville9985 4 ай бұрын

If they asked that at a regular grocery store the response they would have gotten is “it’s dead and so are its friends. What does it matter if they got along? You’re still going to eat it.”

@pablot-r9402 19 күн бұрын

The customers who ask that are normally way louder than they should be, passive-aggressively announcing it to those within ear-shot. The most overpriced, pretentious grocery store out there, placed in privileged areas of course. No low income family is gonna pay $25 for a 10-pack of chicken legs.

@sirhenrystalwart8303 10 күн бұрын

Portlandia did it first

@jessicagrimaldi4285 16 минут бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@vinnie8648 4 жыл бұрын

The amount of times I’ve watched his acts over and over and still laugh 😂😂

@ABROSSA 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!

@samariens596 4 жыл бұрын

Vinnie I know us as well, especially on a plane. I’m laughing my ass off!

@DannyTrey_ 4 жыл бұрын

Vinnie fr lmfao

@Motleygrrl 2 жыл бұрын

SAME!

@slayallday2361 4 ай бұрын

Hands down one of his best bits

@DA-Red-Panda1 4 жыл бұрын

His mannerisms make all the jokes better.

@bencavert7421 2 жыл бұрын

He was voted as the best physical comedian haha

@multigreenman1238 Жыл бұрын

oh rlly?

@MsBianca78 Жыл бұрын

Too unnatural and over the top. Acts like he’s on coke

@johngarbarzyk5549 4 жыл бұрын

If Kramer and Ben Stiller had a baby...

@bobs8005 4 жыл бұрын

John Garbarzyk that’s perfect

@MinimalisticLifestyle333 4 жыл бұрын

Yes ! 🤣🤣🤣

@Vicariousleighilive.. 4 жыл бұрын

That is a good one

@namisill850 4 жыл бұрын

yeah whats this douchebag wearing?

@MrDuds1984 4 жыл бұрын

More like if Ben Stiller and Andrew Dice Clay has a baby

@dozer1642 4 жыл бұрын

Nailed it with the part about how they think they are saving the planet.

@scootover7 Жыл бұрын

They've sucked even worse after Amazon bought them

@gracek4200 4 жыл бұрын

"Some hippie falls out of the shelving unit" I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

@febash1702 2 жыл бұрын

😹😹

@rickyc711 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Didyourmomtwice 2 ай бұрын

You laughed at this? Hippies don’t shop at Whole Foods, elitists do.

@zitimotleyxxjmxx Жыл бұрын

This is how funny our society has become. He is actually not delivering jokes. Just a commentary on the state of humanity in general which is really funny and sad at the same time

@jmharmon 5 ай бұрын

yep ... that comedy 😂❤😢

@user-fx6rg1uc4d 5 ай бұрын

This is so very true, because, true life is so funny.

@desireelaurelli4579 5 ай бұрын

Yes, the devolution of society is a comedy.

@joyh3086 Ай бұрын

George Carlin!

@GaryMillyz 4 жыл бұрын

You....are dim. You're dim! Rewound that lightbulb part like 3-4 times. Just perfect.

@eman0814 4 жыл бұрын

Hysterical 😂

@Siora-sp2do 4 жыл бұрын

Same😂

@Ritabug34 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sscc6853 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@geensjc 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@grizzlehatchet1 4 жыл бұрын

Its soooo quiet. I thought my phone was muted lol

@sonjamatthews8040 4 жыл бұрын

I did too!!🤔😏

@blerinasheme5273 4 жыл бұрын

a "me too" moment🤣

@goldensunflower229 4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I thought my earbuds died because the volume is so low lol.

@grizzlehatchet1 4 жыл бұрын

@@blerinasheme5273 uuuh lol im not going there

@grizzlehatchet1 4 жыл бұрын

@@goldensunflower229 its seems to be ok by then end though

@ehaworth9 2 жыл бұрын

‘Is this organic..is this farm to table’ cracks me up every time 🤣

@ronalddesiderio7625 4 ай бұрын

I live in the liberal hamptons and I can’t stop laughing 😂 This is spot on !!!

@chrisb3976 4 жыл бұрын

Whats funny is the majority of those people are laughing at the jokes but they're most likely regulars at Whole Foods lol. :)

@uzifelner6147 3 жыл бұрын

Because they are Phony-Woke, On a need to be basis. Besides the store is a budget buster for most of us.

@ashb001 2 жыл бұрын

@@uzifelner6147 And some of us may actually prefer our animals not tortured when they're alive, so there's that.

@royal1investments 2 жыл бұрын

@@uzifelner6147 All "woke" is phony and a whole lotta bullshit,

@bencavert7421 2 жыл бұрын

@@ashb001 I respect it, but do you think their going to stop making meat anytime soon? Just wondering.

@eyeseer1 5 ай бұрын

They're in on the joke.

@rasul407 4 жыл бұрын

The scariest part about this joke-it is the truth! 😂 finally someone with platform says is like it is

@greenleavesofsummer9673 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t have to get crude! A real comedian from the 60’s style. Way better than most from 60’s.

@nckhed 2 жыл бұрын

@@greenleavesofsummer9673 If you wanna be all Christian about comedy, just don't watch comedy at all.

@katferrell959 8 ай бұрын

If The Fonz, and Jerry and Ben Stiller had a kid. Love him😍 Just noticed the Kramer resemblance 😆

@MizrahiChick 4 ай бұрын

You people just ruined Sebastien for me . I will see Karmer now, f$cchers.🤣😂😁

@themiserykid 4 жыл бұрын

Definitely a top comedian right here. Very enjoyable to watch, easy for everyone to relate to, hilarious physical comedy and delivery. Just amazing.

@imark2569 4 жыл бұрын

S H is your picture Ben stiller? Cos if so, very fitting. Seb’s doppelgänger

@djklose1 4 жыл бұрын

He's mastered his craft.

@auralplex 2 жыл бұрын

He’s ok, buddy, relax.

@Istancapital Жыл бұрын

@@auralplexyou relax

@David-vd8dy 5 күн бұрын

@@Istancapital @auralplex2 would you guys both relax, please

@watkutisdit1 2 жыл бұрын

"Saving 53% on the electric bill" "oh yeah? I can't see you!" Cracks me up every time 🤣

@annerobinson8332 Жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

@same.7939 Жыл бұрын

Same!! 😂

@AnyoneAnywhere82 9 ай бұрын

Youuu…..are dim. You’re dim!

@stardancer4077 5 ай бұрын

Should have said.. i can only see 47% of you

@BigMike793 8 ай бұрын

I go, "yeah? I can't see you"

@bauman7962 4 жыл бұрын

“Lavender Chips” 😂🤣⚰️

@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 4 жыл бұрын

*Soaps and potions 😂☠️*

@EVSTravels 4 жыл бұрын

Worked there for a year and this is beyond accurate!!! Lmao!!!!!

@wandaritter5704 3 ай бұрын

😅

@ironbutterfly1903 4 жыл бұрын

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS GUY! BRIGHTENS MY DAYS...

@mohamedabdelhakim6997 4 жыл бұрын

Look at the green balls in my kitchen saving 53 percent of electricity .. Sebastian : oh yeah i can't see you 😂😂

@BigMike793 4 жыл бұрын

Gets me every time.

@mohamedabdelhakim6997 4 жыл бұрын

I ask for a bag they are like : u wanna a bag ! U wanna destroy our planet ? Sebastian : what do u want me to do i got 93 items 😂😂

@jacobacosta2329 4 жыл бұрын

D. Rüesch ruthless 😂

@BriRog68 4 жыл бұрын

@D. Rüesch please dont be so judgemental...people in the comments post lines from the comedy bits, or any posts for that matter because they like something that made them laugh or moved them, or to just be included. I would much rather read those then a post putting some one down that you dont even know. Oh and yes I am a snowflake...beautiful and unique 😊❄

@mohamedabdelhakim6997 4 жыл бұрын

@D. Rüesch you bothered your self to write whole this shit , you could have just scrolled down or just smashed your fucking smartphone that your dady bought u to judge people that you don't even know

@kylemc8851 3 жыл бұрын

“Oatmeal and Throw-up” 🤣🤣🤣

@MichelePearl 4 жыл бұрын

“throw up”. Go to the Brooklyn one. 50 shades of cray.

@candielout8438 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious.

@samanthachristy8030 4 жыл бұрын

They have that mushroom chamber - hate Whole Foods prices but respect the mushroom chamber

@chrism5142 4 жыл бұрын

I've seen this special 3 times, but I can watch this over and over again. I laugh every single time. Thank you for making the world a funnier place!

@lflagr 10 ай бұрын

Just went to Whole Foods today. 100% everything he says is dead on accurate, doesn't matter if the Whole Foods is in New York or Florida or wherever lol

@Rob_430 4 жыл бұрын

Yup! Then I go to Aldi’s and spend $30 and the cart is full!

@NC-gm2lb 4 жыл бұрын

Aldi is the best!

@MrGmilla 4 жыл бұрын

I have an Aldi here in Tampa Florida. Prices are the best and quality is great

@milesfann33 23 күн бұрын

Lidl is better!

@callmeafterwords1107 4 жыл бұрын

The way the hippie pops out tho 😂😂😂

@cb613 2 жыл бұрын

"Beside the lavender chips" lmfao.

@michellericker8608 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard, I almost hurt myself. 🤣

@joannp5806 4 жыл бұрын

I can watch all of his routines over and over and still lol at all of them,he's just too funny🤣

@stephj9378 2 жыл бұрын

It's medicine!

@c.w.b.5409 2 жыл бұрын

I have all the DVDs whenever I get down in the dumps I play them I also make sure everyone i know fillies him!

@joannp5806 2 жыл бұрын

@@c.w.b.5409 Agree,and u can't watch him and not laugh and feel better😊

@Iwannaps5 11 ай бұрын

The soaps and potions isle is spot on

@darrenvanfrankensteinofficial 4 жыл бұрын

Man, you are my favorite new comedian. Thank God you were on Netflix. Thank you for your talent!

@Mr.56Goldtop 4 жыл бұрын

I like his bit about asking for plastic in the check out line, and everybody behind him is doing the hand on their heart and gasping thing. PLASTIC!! And he looks back at them and says out loud "Double bag everything!" LMAO!!

@lauramalek3128 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the one he talks about everyone else bringing their own bags ...made out of WHEAT? That's a great one too!

@finster1968 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I must see that one!

@nckhed 2 жыл бұрын

I'll bet if a plain ol' white guy said the same shit this guy does, it wouldn't go over so well. People seem to forget that Italians are Caucasian, too, just a hair darker. Melanin competitions and shit. 🤷

@ginadellgrottaglia6897 7 ай бұрын

I went to a PETA convention in DC as a young save-the-planet type, 1997. Upon arrival, in the elevator they kept looking at my feet and acting funny, like I'd done something wrong. Later in the day, someone said "Are those LEATHER shoes???!!!" 😳😂🥴

@jonmatrix3153 4 жыл бұрын

He’s talking about Whole Foods workers making their own clothes while wearing a “Gordon Gartrelle” shirt. Love It.

@eatpigsnot 4 жыл бұрын

outstanding reference!

@raqhitawilliams6069 4 жыл бұрын

L-O-L!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭

@rollandjoeseph 2 жыл бұрын

Who's shirt?

@deelite5176 Жыл бұрын

I haven’t seen this much laughter since Robin Williams. Thanks Sebastian for keeping the laughter going you’re terrific!

@rachaeleigh 2 жыл бұрын

It's true I took my mom to Whole Foods and she was looking around for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out what these people were on

@jgn2112 4 жыл бұрын

The bit from 1:30 - 2:20 had me literally laughing to tears!

@roccobierman4985 2 ай бұрын

His midwest accent is pretty obvious but the "you're dim" is just too much lmao!

@I_am_enigma53 4 жыл бұрын

How this guy doesn't have a million subscribers is beyond me. I watch every show he puts out and he has never failed to make me laugh til I pee.

@bencavert7421 2 жыл бұрын

He’s a comedian he doesn’t care about subscribers

@Shahab159 Жыл бұрын

He has a 35 million dollar net worth that should do it

@rangers199487 3 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing about these jokes is that he got it right about people who work in the environmental field and health food stores.

@justinturner3830 2 жыл бұрын

You, are dim! You're dim! 😂😂

@janishart5128 4 жыл бұрын

*Sebastian Maniscalco:* Your delivery is FANTASTIC - love it!!! You actually made me laugh out loud, which almost NO comedian can do!! Keep up the GREAT work - THANK YOU!!!

@laurabennett9498 2 жыл бұрын

I’m the same .. I mean I laugh but not out loud … he makes me laugh like when I was a kid

@janishart5128 2 жыл бұрын

@@laurabennett9498: Oh, so you too, eh?! Glad to know I'm not alone! Thanks Laura - I'm glad we both found the man who can make us LOL! 😆😉😁

@bencavert7421 2 жыл бұрын

@@janishart5128 I’m in the same boat, his delivery is one of a kind lmao

@janishart5128 2 жыл бұрын

@@bencavert7421: Ahh, another member joins our 'club' of non-laughers! Well good for you, Ben (also my Grandson's name!) - I'm always glad to hear from others who have the same 'condition' I have! And I don't know why I am the way I am, because my Mother used to watch "I Love Lucy", when I was a child, and she laughed her head off! I watched some of the re-runs that were on a couple of years ago, and ...nothing! 😐😉 . Yes, Sebastian's delivery is excellent - he doesn't just stand there telling jokes - he puts some life into what he's saying!

@luckylinda7777 4 жыл бұрын

Love your vibrant expressions....never stop doing them

@Toniegoodaz12 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t care how many times I’ve seen this...imma always click and watch!!!

@alanmalcheski8882 4 жыл бұрын

Whole Foods... Whole Paycheck

@640duke 4 жыл бұрын

Clever!

@ericblade8330 4 жыл бұрын

Alan Malcheski i went once. Never looked back. Was’nt feelin it

@ericblade8330 4 жыл бұрын

Richard Alvarez seaweed chips. Love it

@carillebruno3177 4 жыл бұрын

Whole wallet

@geoffspakes 4 жыл бұрын

Yet they are still in business and prospering while others like Lucky’s Market just went belly up.

@janesmith2910 4 жыл бұрын

laughed so hard almost choked on my flax seed oatmeal..hilarious

@kelly889 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love love love Sebastian, funniest guy ever! You always make me laugh sooo hard, thank you. More if it needed in the world. X

@louise8752 2 жыл бұрын

Dying, my cheeks hurt so bad

@1bestfriend2u18 4 жыл бұрын

1:12 soaps and potions 😂

@1bestfriend2u18 4 жыл бұрын

He was born and raised for this comedy.

@lablvr3285 4 жыл бұрын

Omg I just love your shows. Sometimes I can't catch my breath from laughing so hard!! I have watched your shows so many times.

@elainepalumbo9837 Ай бұрын

I have never laughed so much watching any other comedian 😂😂😂

@BriRog68 4 жыл бұрын

Massaging people next to the lavender chips 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bklyn2miami553 4 жыл бұрын

Mjgirl55 😆 I’m a massage therapist, I did chair massage in Whole Foods one Saturday. It was fun and the people were very 👍🏽 nice.

@lavenderfields5188 4 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious! Whole Foods rapidly became one of my favorite stores around 2008. However, it no longer resembles what it once use to be. And quite frankly since it’s changed ownership I don’t care for it nearly as much as I used to...He-hem, Bezos. But I really do enjoy this bit 😂

@maxfalconi6995 4 жыл бұрын

where do you get your lavender chips now?

@pdales2257 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, whole foods sucks under Bezos!!! Thank goodness Sebastian makes fun of it and he is truly hilarious 🤣😆

@scootover7 Жыл бұрын

I don't know if they got one of these were you live but I enjoy Sprouts Farmers Market more now. I might go to Whole Foods now to only use the bathroom and get a soda

@tEqUiko 8 ай бұрын

😂 the vitamin aisle goes for ever🤔 lol

@victormashatt6358 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best. Right up there with the top comedians past and present.

@ArmandoKozomara 2 жыл бұрын

One of the very best in the game!

@jazzycat13 2 жыл бұрын

No matter what he talks about, I love it. He talks about everyday situations , but he does it so well that it just tickles me. I think he's the best comedienne of the 21st century. I hope he comes to Westchester County some day, because it's hard for me to get around and I would love to see him in person. He's the BEST!!!🙂💙🎤❤☺🧡😊

@ElizaHamilton1780 Жыл бұрын

…you’re saying he’s a female comedian?

@hawlikd 9 ай бұрын

You could make fun of Whole Foods all day long!

@evadiaz-devillier1470 Жыл бұрын

Have to watch him everyday! I laugh till my stomach hurts 😂

@joannguzzo185 Ай бұрын

I can't..he's hilarious!😂

@MissCiscaP 6 ай бұрын

0:52 oh my daysss! “Farm to table”!! 😂😂

@ElijahRuelas 2 жыл бұрын

I died when he said Argon. 😂

@beautifulcatastrophe993 4 жыл бұрын

Hands down, best comedian ever! 🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂

@Shahab159 Жыл бұрын

I think so too😂

@peacefulway3 Жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite standups. I think we need a stand-up from Sebastian

@MrLovingmymac 10 ай бұрын

lol just pepper Some in made me cry. Oh my God, you’re so funny dude.

@Kittonwy 2 жыл бұрын

They don't even sell canned soup, if there's an apocalypse this would NOT be the store.

@Usercantwelve 11 ай бұрын

My Favorite 🤣🤣 ." 1:45 Do the chickens play well together"

@MrHarris73 3 ай бұрын

Hemp clothing comes in 2 colors - oatmeal and throw up. UUhhhh...excuse me sir - those are the same color.😂😂

@sassygrammy1258 2 жыл бұрын

Your facial expressions and body language slay me!

@annam.3300 4 жыл бұрын

All whole foods people need to watch it 🤣 so true!

@marg233 Жыл бұрын

So true to funny👏🏻😂 love this guy

@ninaschaefer9848 3 жыл бұрын

My dad goes for the free samples

@joannagipson12 4 күн бұрын

Love this man...😅😅😅😅 He tells the truth about Whole Foods lol

@nicholasstanley8787 4 жыл бұрын

Best was the worker coming out of the shelf. It's like whoa, where the f*** did you just come from? LMAO.

@Djbdeiker 4 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine how terrible the lives are of the people that put thumbs down on this video... Smh. 🤣😂

@colbycarroll7746 4 жыл бұрын

Djbdeiker they made their own clothes

@beckross5186 4 жыл бұрын

Djbdeiker they couldn’t find the masseuse guy in Whole Foods lol

@somedude3360 4 жыл бұрын

Djbdeiker because they are the douchebags that eat at Whole Foods

@ericblade8330 4 жыл бұрын

Djbdeiker can yu imagine being someone who actually pays that kinda $$ for their food. Its good, jus not that amount of money good💵💵

@ericblade8330 4 жыл бұрын

Hardcorehenry 2018 best post on here. Besides mine

@brianfeeney1061 4 жыл бұрын

I worked for Whole Foods for years . This is so true

@kittykatgirl179 3 жыл бұрын

I love the frigging voices he uses when he's pretending to be someone else lmfao

@marm2570 2 жыл бұрын

I have such a fit of laughter with this one and have seen it so many times. It's still so damn funny when he says about the 2 shades of clothing-oatmeal, & Throw up! His expressions and faces and movements add to it. 🤣😅

@KAB-ct7rs 4 жыл бұрын

Everything he said so true. Dying laughing. Actually I'm hoarse from laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hollyfisher8811 4 жыл бұрын

Okay, I do not even normally like "Comedy Acts" and almost falling off the bed here dying😁🤣🤩~ Completely TRUE at the Orange County Whole Food in S. Cali; do not even get me started on what a simple CUP-of-Soup costs in that overhyped, overpriced, overstocked organic food farm😳🤯...Would buy tics in a sec to see his show in person~HILARIOUS❣!!

@RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 жыл бұрын

The funniest comedian ever😂

@treylitefm 4 жыл бұрын

I pray this man lives for a thousand years. Instant GOAT

@stevemuzak8526 8 ай бұрын

In Whole Foods I always ask for a plastic bag.

@eduardoramirezjr4403 4 жыл бұрын

Such a stylish comedian.

@pattaccone 2 жыл бұрын

Oatmeal and throw up 🤣🤣🤣

@island661 4 жыл бұрын

My Whole Foods is hoity toity. Definitely not a hippie vibe at mine.

@katierojas8066 4 жыл бұрын

Cat Woman ours is hoity- toity, too. They’re so expensive on top of it! I go there for the hot food bar that costs $95 a lb and for the bakery.

@EVSTravels 4 жыл бұрын

Depends on the city lol I worked at one in NYC and we got all types of people. Crazy experience.

@chrisginoc 4 жыл бұрын

@@katierojas8066 The one here in Newport Beach is pretentious because not just anyone can afford to only shop at whole foods.

@josephciampa550 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian you are Amazing !!! You tell the Truth !!!

@melodyjordan6052 4 жыл бұрын

Love ya lots. We need more of you everyday!!

@bruuzr8472 2 жыл бұрын

This may be much but... This guy is in my top 5 of comics....PERIOD!!!

@genewilliams617 4 ай бұрын

I refuse to shop there anymore, butt he is frighteningly correct and very funny!!!!!

@adrisandoval8146 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is something else! He cracks me up!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TyRizzoPeace 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely not Whole Foods now, but man the memories! If you worked at a big store they definitely had a masseuse! 🤣

@hlcepeda 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was wondering myself about the number of posts here saying how much he nailed the store and people in it and "telling it like it is." Was it _ever_ the way he described it? I've been going to ours for over 10 years now, and I've never experienced what he's describing. Even so, I still laughed at his routine; hilarious body language!

@TyRizzoPeace 2 жыл бұрын

@@hlcepeda I worked at a pretty big store and there was a masseuse that came in on the weekends. They also had wine tastings and taught cooking classes. We had an in store nutritionalist that worked on site, helping people with their diets. It was crazy! Back in the day they really took care of their employees too, which is why everyone was so happy and willing to help. I no longer work there, but back in the day that was the best company I worked for

@hlcepeda 2 жыл бұрын

@@TyRizzoPeace 👍