The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 455 [FULL]

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The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 455 [FULL]

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Sebastian Maniscalco

Күн бұрын

What items can you leave out without getting stolen? Also, Sebastian's speech, early fast food jobs, and crows attack!

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@lindasatalino2270 3 жыл бұрын

I’m a retired lady in a retirement community and wait all week for your show. Love you guys...

@AD-eg9cw 3 жыл бұрын

I know it's none of my business, but you should wear a bodycam at the nursing home to make sure no one abuses/neglects you.

@funkspinna 3 жыл бұрын

@@AD-eg9cw Huh? That's quite the random and unsolicited pics of advice of the day.

@MegaDubrock 3 жыл бұрын

@@AD-eg9cw like the other person said why would she need to do that? So weird

@daynakunkel5312 3 жыл бұрын

Two funniest men on earth, never looked forward to something more than this podcast!

@katheyj1117 3 жыл бұрын

You got that right!

@corrina3528 3 жыл бұрын

Didn't know this show was on for 8 yrs. I came across it during the pandemic, so glad i did. Some good things came out of the pandemic !! This show is one of them!!

@janeking4059 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed on all counts . ... SAME

@carolinachristine9675 3 жыл бұрын

Best kept secrets for years 👍😃

@natzav14 3 жыл бұрын

Go back and listen to old ones too, timeless comedy

@julive565 3 жыл бұрын

"If God came down right now, he would crush" 😂🤣🤣

@justafryguy 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I thought that was hilarious

@cathythompson6872 3 жыл бұрын

As an old lady raised in the Catholic Church, I find your religious humor some of your most hilarious bits.

@Sharoncat2008 3 жыл бұрын

Cathy, do you remember any of George Carlin's comedy about the Catholic Church? Now that was something and yet so real. I went all the way through High School in Catholic School and I love the humor about it that's so real, got to make one laugh. I had the old album and almost remember it word for word. I think the album was called "Class Clown." Probably could find some of it on youtube. I love Pete and Sebastian, they're so down to earth.

@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk 3 жыл бұрын

Love the bird stuff. I burst out laughing.

@rainingentertainment3104 3 жыл бұрын

Fuckkk, lmao who seen the funeral bit lmao. Sebastian literally reminds me of myself except I'm not famous or known. He's perfect for me during this fkn pandemic, fkn love this man. Pete's absolutely hilarious would be my best friend as well

@thejoey993 3 жыл бұрын

Catholicism is a false religion

@rainingentertainment3104 3 жыл бұрын

@@thejoey993 an “I think” infront of your statements go a long way bud

@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын

I’m only 11:34 in and my face already hurts from laughing. 🤣 I love when Pete gets going & Sebastian starts laughing so hard that he can’t breathe and he’s almost falling out of his chair! 😜

@thendrix58 3 жыл бұрын

Pete's incredible imagination + Sebastian's steadfast grounding = A Dynamic Duo! I hope they know how much they have truly helped us to get through this Insane Time!

@susanmulvey6311 3 жыл бұрын

Oh Pete, the bird story! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Best birds are the hummingbirds! We all run to the windows to see them! Pete you make my stomach hurt because I laugh so much. You two guys should have a Netflix show, seriously!

@katheyj1117 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr. Bird story. Too much

@AnasCorner 3 жыл бұрын

Pete, you’re such a genuine human being. I wish I was closer to your show cities, but I’m sending you all the positive vibes. You’re gonna be amazing...congrats!!! Hugs from Miami.

@Lisa-jw6ur 3 жыл бұрын

This is hands down the best podcast I’ve ever listened to. I’ve heard every single episode, multiple times, and I look forward to every single new one!! Please never stop making them. You two are beyond HILARIOUS. The best out there. 💯💯💯💯💯💯

@reneeruth3280 3 жыл бұрын

Pete Correale is hilarious. Every week I love this guy more.

@heidiloux9934 3 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@crujonesrad33 3 жыл бұрын

This podcast has really done wonders for me during the pandemic. I'm so happy I stumbled upon Pete on netflix and then Sebastian and then the cast. I only watch it on KZfaq, it's a weekly ritual, sit down with some snacks and some of "Pete's hobby" and enjoy the show.

@ballislifesouth 3 жыл бұрын

Petes riff on birds was a comedy masterclass.

@vheth5968 3 жыл бұрын

Pete you are killing it on this episode!!!!! You are so off the cuff.... I am dying here....... Thank You Both you are both just Masters!!!! My Brother would have Loved You guys!!!

@dmountain390 3 жыл бұрын

The bird stories... gold! Thanks for making me happy every Sunday night.

@susanloperena1964 3 жыл бұрын

This show is hysterical. My jaws hurt after this show. I started watching this show this year. It's one of a kind!!!

@medeachillemi7439 3 жыл бұрын

This is better than ANY show streaming. I watch it just like Sebastian said. Great work by 2 fantastic comics! GOLD!

@ginap485 3 жыл бұрын

Bird talk...dying...almost fell off the treadmill...thanks guys for the hilarity

@teesmom0086 3 жыл бұрын

🧡Can’t imagine a week without you two. Please never stop you guys are GOLD! Many thanks!🧡

@corynorell3686 3 жыл бұрын

You take the best clips of the past couple hundred casts and you’ve got one of the best comedy specials ever made.

@lauriegrimmond6811 3 жыл бұрын

Agreeed!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂😄

@1veryfunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын

Oh Pete you had me laughing so hard at your thoughts on birds!!! "Do they know they're stunning? Alright you've seen enough now..." 😂 so funny!!!

@ramonamelnichuk8277 3 жыл бұрын

This podcast makes me giggle every time!

@s.millas 3 жыл бұрын

these guys are the best honest people on it right now! give it up for them!! they speak the truth :)

@Lupo-ie4cu 3 жыл бұрын

I am the Frank from Toledo who works all week and can't wait for the podcast to come out to have a few laughs!

@lauriegrimmond6811 3 жыл бұрын

I just read this comment at the exact time they said “Frank from Toledo!” 😂🤣

@angelarhoads4180 3 жыл бұрын

A 60 year old school bus driving gramma watching and lovin it!! You guys make my day thanks so much for the laughs. 😂😂😂

@SandraJsAdventuresOutdoors 3 жыл бұрын

Your bird bit is hilarious. I am a bird photographer, you are so right. 😂😂❤

@okayboomernyc 3 жыл бұрын

Pete " If you had a pad and a pen, you couldn't come up with this shite." LOL!

@melissaellen8138 3 жыл бұрын

Everyday on my lunch hour I go to a restaurant and I drink 2 Long Island teas, pop my earbuds in and I escape the world with these two. They are hilarious. I love you Pete and Sebastian. Keep it going! ❤️

@memichaelenglish 3 жыл бұрын

Best part of my week. These guys are the best. I’m sad I wasn’t a listener from the jump.

@elagace03 3 жыл бұрын

I love that these two are friends, the dynamic between them is great. If Sebastian ever starts inflating his ego, Pete is right there to reel him back in.

@heatherlj2847 3 жыл бұрын

Another great thing about these two, I am listening to this for the second time today and just as entertained.

@bethcep6390 3 жыл бұрын

Why isn’t Pete as famous and bringing in the “Sebastian money?” He is one of funniest comedians out there. Pete....write this stuff down & hit the Garden (NYC).

@MARY-bm6cn 3 жыл бұрын

These 2 guys enjoy eachother's comedy and attitudes so much! I love to listen. Best comedy 'cast ever!

@sandyritz7898 3 жыл бұрын

The best part of my week. Thank you so much for the much needed laughter. You two are the shit and should have your own Netflix show every week ... no scripts just off the cuff like this.

@okayboomernyc 3 жыл бұрын

The bird skit LOL killed me.

@maverickwyattlee3416 3 жыл бұрын

Man the cast has been on point in every way of late and since way back.

@vanish24 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks guys! It doesn’t amount to much but nice to think y’all take a second to think about the little guy getting a lift from you guys spit balling every week. It means a lot!

@AgendaInMind 3 жыл бұрын

Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

@lisabeatty7778 3 жыл бұрын

We ain’t looking for a passage!! Priceless

@amykristianandreason6619 3 жыл бұрын

Hey thanks for letting me sit at the lunch table ! You guys make life fun again. When ever I listen it makes me able to face another week with a smile under this dumb ass mask. You are my hero’s! Luv from an Oregon girl!

@debrasaunders7200 3 жыл бұрын

From jersey shore. And nothing like the stupid tv show. Love that from different states we love this show

@sunnydays761 3 жыл бұрын

I waited all week for your show to come out. I went on to KZfaq several times to see if you guys did a show just this week.So happy your on today!! I needed to see you guys today 😊🙏🏼🤗🍷

@Jo-razz 3 жыл бұрын

YES! had a couple of friends over & you can see they where bored, we are thinkin, they are already thinking of an excuse to leave , so my husband put your podcast on TV & we where saved from being named the boring couple! Everyone was laughing out loud & it set the tone for the rest of the night. So I should say a big thanks!😃

@iKnowAguy4 3 жыл бұрын

You guys just flat out F ing Rock! Thank you for always bringing us a comedy relief break all the time! And I would Definitely pay for this incredibly funny s*%t!!

@RedLeo-pf9yo 3 жыл бұрын

I’m 50 years old, when we were kids we hid the painted eggs and the plastic eggs, the plastic eggs all had money in them. We still do the exact same thing today.

@jennifertoussaint5195 3 жыл бұрын

Tonight’s show was one of the absolute best! I’ll be laughing for weeks!

@cherylwhiting4914 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious, guys! You made this cloudy Saturday enjoyable!

@arghyam6 3 жыл бұрын

Not an immigrant, but I listen regularly from India. Even been on the live show. Thank you for all you do for us the little guys.

@SicilianStrega13 3 жыл бұрын

Crows are highly intelligent and tell the others about food and danger. They never forget so .....

@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2 3 жыл бұрын

God loves the heck out of it when people laugh. There's enough suffering in the world.

@thejoey993 3 жыл бұрын

😂 your smoking crack

@adventurecapitalist5001 3 жыл бұрын

@@thejoey993 Laughing at that one liner is proving his point. Shalom

@adventurecapitalist5001 3 жыл бұрын

Shalom

@nicholasmorello6370 3 жыл бұрын

Thus guy is literally making up what he thinks god likes to fit into his value structure. Your completely out of touch with reality...

@adventurecapitalist5001 3 жыл бұрын

Light reveals darkness. Shadows are revealed. Nowhere to hide.

@johannaortiz43 3 жыл бұрын

I literally check my phone a few times a day looking for the next available cast. Love this dam show! You guys are funny as hell!

@Davey-R-Vast 3 жыл бұрын

10:10 ... Delivering truth to the general public through humor 12:51 I felt some tears. I love you both.

@greco37 3 жыл бұрын

Officer: Where did you learn how to piss in a cup at 60mph? Immigrant: Pete and Sebastian show episode 276!

@chantellycakes8087 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@georgecoutermarsh6542 3 жыл бұрын

You guys talking bout them birds had me crying 🤣😅😂

@gaylaloza8524 3 жыл бұрын

People are too sensitive, I found you two so funny my stomach hurt from laughing! I wait for the cast every week. I cant believe it is free, Thank you for that by the way, Gayla from California

@MexRoze5 3 жыл бұрын

Half part of a banana, lmao. The bird situation was hilarious! These guys always make my week! They always keep it real, and they're so funny, and honest. I found them the beginning of this year 2021, and I'm so thankful I did! Keep up the awesome work guys!!! Stay blessed!!!

@JGF_4U2NV 3 жыл бұрын

Best episode so far for me Pete crushed it this week love it keep it up guys

@amykristianandreason6619 3 жыл бұрын

Best hour of my week. Muchluv from Oregon

@armandoguerra7658 3 жыл бұрын

Looool, this episode was off the rails, LOVED IT, we need more cast with more riffs like this, and more bird talk🤣

@chantalsslippersondeedeesf4853 3 жыл бұрын

Love this time of the week! You guys are so funny!! Watching from Massachusetts!!

@tlcHI 3 жыл бұрын

You guys just threw this cast to the birds. Hahaha. They should make a new angry birds type movie with you two as the main birds.

@kylemcgill2966 3 жыл бұрын

18:43 *"Thats what I tell myself"* *Pete with the honesty.*

@DBeeCooper6411 3 жыл бұрын

Yo this is Frank from Toledo. Got a direct line with the "big man". He said keep doin' the funny s?!t and don't listen to the pretenders in robes. I always look forward to the pod!

@HeavyDirtySoulz 3 жыл бұрын

the half peeled banana thing was so god damn funny LMAO that is golden

@bkjager74 3 жыл бұрын

I don't ever think I laughed so hard when pete was saying the birds look stunning and you call the family and they take off going to another neighborhood lol !!!!

@extrasmalldoll654 3 жыл бұрын

Love this show! 😍

@camerongauci5507 3 жыл бұрын

That banana/wetsuit joke is stage worthy

@daynakunkel5312 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed the loudest at that one!

@lr2075 3 жыл бұрын

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.. we need a comedy movie one day with both of you as the main characters. 🤣🤣

@fredascencio9606 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao im on 13 minutes mark and I already peed myself bruh pete is fucking hilarious

@andrewhogan6533 3 жыл бұрын

I’m about a year into this podcast now. I’m a comedy nerd and have watched a lot of shows, specials, podcasts, you name it. This is without question, the only one I listen to start to finish, haven’t missed one since I started. I heard about Sebastian and caught a few of his specials and I guess KZfaq algorithm kicked in and gave me this beautiful gift. It’s a blue collar show with a hint of panache. The two of these guys together is absolute gold. In my humble opinion, I don’t think anybody would mind, time permitting, if you guys started a Patreon where you get an extra episode or certain topic, something, anything, I almost feel bad not paying for this.....almost. Also a quick question to long time listeners referring back to their earlier conversation. What are some can’t miss episodes, that people should listen to, that are new to ‘Da Caaast as Pete would say.

@atchrho2285 3 жыл бұрын

We did what Petes family did for Easter eggs and the basket was hidden in the house. My Mom started to get creative as we got older & she would also make a basket with shampoo & lip gloss and girly stuff! Our friends always wanted to know why we got 2 baskets…..LOL! My parents made it a Saturday night pizza party with cocktails and the neighbors came over & we the kids colored eggs and the parents had a fun time. :) Some great memories.

@pamullrich8863 3 жыл бұрын

Pete Correale is so creative, and hysterical! Love his contributions to the Podcast....please uplift his talent on stage asap! Unbelievable talent!

@Alexandra-qh5bw 3 жыл бұрын

I love their bits on how they get into animals/birds heads😂😂😂 The hyenas talk a while back was so funny too!!!

@crujonesrad33 3 жыл бұрын

You're right, their animal bits when they put themselves inside the animals' heads are fantastic.

@mr.h4880 3 жыл бұрын

Tugboat deckhand from South Texas listening! Thanks guys. Y’all help pass my 20 day hitch on the boats. Keep up the good work.

@kathy9771 3 жыл бұрын

My weekend is now complete! I love this cast! Please don’t change a thing! You guys rock! Your friend Kathy from Montgomery NY

@nspg4025 3 жыл бұрын

I listen to the cast late at night when I get home from working my 10 hour restaurant shifts... puts my head in a happy place and I laugh myself to sleep... I absolutely LOVE it!!!

@samayberry2 3 жыл бұрын

I just had to say, I truly look forward to each show. You both never fail to make me laugh. You guys as a comedy team are pure gold!! It doesn't hurt, that in my eyes you are both what a real man is made of. Good parents, providers, and someone that younger men should strive to be like. Thank you for being so candid!! XO- Sherry

@kellyjacques998 3 жыл бұрын

Single Mom in Wisconsin, Watch the new show on Friday night with a couple cocktails when my son is with his Dad... You both bring me such joy and entertainment... Love my Friday nights with you amazing men!

@brooklyn7722 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha the whole bird story is great

@margomack37 3 жыл бұрын

PETE The Birds Bit!! 🐦 Hysterical 🤣

@Jackdelroy1 3 жыл бұрын

It's very seldom that I have an actual laugh that makes my stomach sore. I sure did throughout this podcast.

@robertbradt8249 3 жыл бұрын

Love you guys. Please don’t stop the podcast 🙂

@francesrodriguez4140 3 жыл бұрын

This 71 years old is beyond appreciative for your generosity in willing to share your wits with so many through your podcast. Some can't afford a ticket to either of your comedy shows, but they at least get to tuck away their woes for at least an hour by listening or watching your shoes. And BTW Jesus likely takes a front seat weekly to listen or what to your show. Furthermore he likely sees you as brothers helping put smiles on humanity's face. Bless you

@christinestaffieri6796 3 жыл бұрын

Eight years! Of hilarious and best friends who are comedians. Simply The Best.

@celestialdragon3989 3 жыл бұрын

1 of my favorite things to look forward to each week 😃. I appreciate a full, free hour or so, of 2 great comedian buddies giving us the “cast” for free each week GL Pete, have fun at your stand ups!

@starchamberlain 3 жыл бұрын

How is this free!! There are bits on this cast that any comedian would kill for!!

@pibgorn 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Pete for explaining the wireless situation to Mitch so he knows the earbuds will be back in play.

@daddysgirldog 3 жыл бұрын

Pete OWNED this one. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

@sinat7055 3 жыл бұрын

The birds .....I can’t stop laughing. You are both so funny 😂 I 😂

@rugerluger5446 3 жыл бұрын

Whens the cast gonna turn into a show on Netflix? Cause I can't wait

@scrapgirl34 3 жыл бұрын

The bird talk!!!😂😂😂😂 you guys crack me up! And yes, I’m always waiting for a new upload to your show. I’ll watch it in bed, or if I’m driving I’ll put it on through my vehicle speakers. If I miss any of it I’ll rewatch what I missed. Love you guys!!!

@marymurphy1226 3 жыл бұрын

Longest bit ever about birds!!!! Love it! Was so funny!!!

@Leo-bt3ce 3 жыл бұрын

Dudes, Congrats!! Another Great cast I almost spilled my coffee in bed several times from laughing so hard my wife and I watch every cast on Sunday mornings the highlight of our week! Thanks for doing this. PS this one Rocked!!!!!!!

@michellem9275 3 жыл бұрын

I dont know how Pete does it?..off the cuff..he has Sabastain rolling🤣🤣🤣..now that's something to be said.👍

@monica11760 3 жыл бұрын

......and he does it so effortlessly!

@carolinachristine9675 3 жыл бұрын

Pure perfection‼️‼️✌️✌️

@peteandjenlozito4757 3 жыл бұрын

My husband(Porter worker) & I(Usher on Broadway) appreciate you saying that ,we cant wait to see you both live and for me ,a mother of 2 children with Autism ,you have helped me so many nights with the relief of laughter ,Thanks again Jenn from Hell's Kitchen NY

@joycelemonier4132 3 жыл бұрын

I'm 76 retired black female and love your show

@debbietyler9288 3 жыл бұрын

Let me just say... When I am scrolling for something to watch.. I find myself stopping on your podcast more and more. It just makes me feel better. So thank you both for bringing laughs ... They are well needed.

@joshuafellows3939 3 жыл бұрын

We’re back baby!!!

@lizl2432 3 жыл бұрын

Pete’s quickness and level of comedy is up there with Bill Burr to me I am so glad I found this I feel like he will blow up if the cast gets more listeners.

@iandiehl6704 3 жыл бұрын

all of the bird bit killed me

@lauriesiro4097 3 жыл бұрын

Hi Pete and Sebastian! Love your podcasts!Thank you so much for all you do to uplift spirits with your insightful humor during these challenging times. So you may want to think about a show at the Wilbur Theater in Boston at some point in the future. Please!!!😊 👏👏👏

@debrasaunders7200 3 жыл бұрын

Oh I’ll go from south Jersey

@donnahughes8575 3 жыл бұрын

#SweetHomeChicago loves ya.. ChiTown Italian food is the best boys! Disregard the Priest.. Please- they golf, have housekeepers clean their rectory, do their laundry, have cooks make their meals..eat steak... don’t get me started on the Pope?!

@tiatowery6409 3 жыл бұрын

Pete “ it’s in the budget “ I’m dying 😂both of them are. Hilarious I live for this podcast

@Sharoncat2008 3 жыл бұрын

I love you guys to the moon and back. What was I doing while I watched and laughed? I'm an old Italian lady. I was crocheting, lol. Perfect to listen to you while I'm doing that. AND Sebastian, I was in the 1971 Sylmar Earthquake. My son was a baby in his crib and my husband had gone to work and it was early in the morning, but still dark. Very scary. The house in Rosemead shook so much I couldn't get to my baby in the next room who was asleep in his crib. I hate earthquakes and glad I don't live too near the area where they occur. Stay safe both of you. Thanks for the laughs. None better.