Pete was on fire! lol

"We're all gonna pretend you didn't work at Dunn tires" lmao 🤣 Pete, you are so damn funny with the shit you come up with off the top of your head!! Love you guys you have no idea how excited I get every week for this. Thank you for all the laughs.

Sebastian Maniscalco had me dying the whole show 😂😂 “Imagine if you woke up and there was a hole where you buried it.” 🤣😭

Our dad wasn't that tall or muscle bound; yet was recognized by other men as being the strongest man around. I remember on those rare occasions that he was taking a phone call inside our home, we'd extend his arm against the opposite wall and one, then two and then all three of us would hang from his extended arm, with our feet tucked up off the ground. He would hold us up while carrying on his conversation, never missing a beat. We were in awe of how strong our daddy was. He remained our hero til his dying breath a year ago, at 92.

I gotta go to a club this weekend, "YOU GOOD RIGHT WITH THE NEW RAMP" LMAO🤣🤣🤣

Oh my God Pete what a great start 😂😂😂

When I was a kid, I started playing football in the 5th grade. The coaches were tough and they would yell at us, “We are going to make these kids into men, no mommy boys on this team”. We won every game. We learned “team” was the most important. To this day, I think about all of my coaches throughout my academic sports career with gratitude and respect.

How refreshing! The most I’ve heard Pete talk and he’s seriously hysterical. I hope this continues with more talking from Pete. Excellent episode 💯

Seems like the break was well needed because this was the funniest episode I've heard in a while. Loved it. Wasn't just a name drop, look at my party, guess how much I spent type deal. This was so good!

The chipmunk Pete story is f’ng hilarious!! Watching Sebastian’s face; this was classic!!

Love this kind of episode - both Pete and Sebastian seem at ease; Sebastian isn't going on and on about hosting lavish parties and his self-imposed pressure to go bigger each time; and both Pete and Sebastian shared the spotlight and seemed truly engaged with each other. Thanks for keeping us entertained and excited for the next episode!

Watching Pete make Sebastian crack up is the best! Love you guys!

Pete is hysterical! Imagine spending a day with him, especially with his special medicine? I would definitely have to wear Depends LOL.

The boys are back! Best episode yet!! No more party talk just good ol fashioned funny stuff.

Well it’s about time guys! 😆

OMG the family dynamics you boys covered it all! The loser sibling----hilarious

Pete about the chipmunk 'menario at 33:26 "It was harrowing" 🤣🤣

Great cast fellas, huge fan! My wife and I saw Pete murder at the Palm Beach Improv on the 14th…what a showman!

Pete is a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Keep the men’s room open. Someone’s gonna be using it growing up” lmfao what a line

I didn't think the Pete and Sebastian show was going to be on KZfaq anymore I was so upset I waited and waited for episode 502 I'm so glad you're back I've been home bound for over a year-and-a-half and I look forward to your show you guys are awesome

Pete was on fire this cast! Love it!💕

30:16 Pete, this story was horrifying and hilarious: damn, you buried a live squirrel! "If I was a vet and I had a little table..." omg, so funny

Turning tragedy into comedy...... Hahahahahahahaha hahahaha Hilarious

lol..i was dying laughing, chocking so much, sometimes its sebastian's reaction to peat that gets me, he's trying to hold it down but at the same time as shocked as the viewer..its hilairious..poor chipmunk¬ the storie had me in stiches

Love this! Do more! Love how we grew up back in the day! Such great memories of the best times ever!

"The transition to the other side of life, meaning the non life side" -pete lol!

“I’m Pete correale, I have no problem joining Scientology, and I’m reading for Ken.” 😂😂

Pete's chip and Dale screenplay would be dark. Then again maybe it's a Pet Sematary sequel.

Pete pulled a casino 😂 “ Frankie he’s still breathing leave him alone!” 😂

Us morbid us it is!!!Never have I ever laughed out loud 😂 🤣 😅

I had to pause for a second to catch my breath!!! You guys have me laughing so hard! 😂

Pete is on fire 🔥

Sebastian you are too funny! I love the way you laugh at everything and find humor in anything. It makes me laugh at the way you two laugh at silly stuff.

Laughed out loud all the way through you guys rock thank you 😂🙏🏼

Both Mics are on!!!?…. Luxury!! 👌🏻

Lost it with the chipmunk story hahHa

I had stopped watching for a few weeks because it was getting boring with Sebastian’s parties and vacations, but I have to say this one is golden. I was belly laughing throughout.

“You get a house for being a loser?” 🤣

"Pancaking him" LOL!!!!!!!

Our day Abbot and Costello. Comedy fucking gold. What a duo. Jesus I have tears. TEARS!!!!

Without a doubt a CLASSIC CAST !

This cast was efn hilarious.. Pete's squirrel story😂😂

OMG! I'm in the Lowes public bathroom... and I just start bust out laughing! There was other people in the bathroom so I yell out "THE PETE AND SEBASTIAN SHOW PODCAST!!! THE CAST BABY!!!". Totally Unbelievable!

Pete went Mafia style on a 🐿️ 👍😂

Sebastian reaction to when Pete tells him he buried the chipmunk alive!! Pete is a great story teller.. too funny

34 minutes in…. This episode BRUUUUTAL!! 😳 …🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve heard of Reiki but this is ridiculous 🤣………. 🐿 RIP little fella!

'"Wake up and there's a hole where it was buried." Lol. Pet cemetery vibes.

Dude Pete to bury him alive is crazy smh lol it’s so messed up but it’s funny how u explaining it lol I feel genuinely bad for laughing. And sabastion not helping with the “ what if u saw the whole dug up the next day” 😂

OMG.....constantly laughing. You guys have magic chemistry!

My husband and I saw you Pete at West Palm Improv! Laughed all night.. thank you for FINALLYYYYY visiting West Palm! We hope to see you soon!!! Y’all are the best part of my long drives 🙌🏼😀

Love the show... Current Events YES PLEASE. Dinner party's and Bouncy Castle s is getting old

Pete’s story about the chipmunk 😂😂😂

An awesome one. Bless you both!!!! Thank you! I HAVE WATCHED THIS ONE 4 TIMES!

I’m only 17 min in, PURE GOLDDDD! I’m dying over here, love you guys👏🏼🤣🤣🤣

That Vespa should have been gone BEFORE the family. . A Vespa guy?

Yea!! I went to see Sebastian in Orlando mother's day when I got back home I got COVID and have been waiting for a new podcast to watch! I did catch up on all your past shows!! So glad your back guys!

Pete, come to Boca Raton, FL. I will definitely buy tickets. Boca Raton is beautiful and I believe there are comedy clubs near Boca. You are it and I cannot wait to see you rise as Sebastian has. It will happen 💯😎

agreed.. once you have a family, you have responsibility now Guy!

33:33.... When Sebastian asks exactly what was on my mind and bursted out laughing.

Yesss!!! Time to watch the Kings of Podcasts.

Pete's practicing on a chipmunk for his family inheritance lol!

BURIED ALIVE. WOW

Listening to Pete tell that chimp monk story, I dam near pissed my pants. LOL,LOL,LOL.. I have said so many times, Pete is the funniest guy I have ever seen.

I love Sebastian's reactions to Pete's stories.

Loved your 501 pod had me in stitches 🤣

I totally agree with you Sebastian regarding caring for your parents and not asking for a salary. I just recently started to care for my mom and dad both 88 and both have failing health and I am not asking for a dime. I would be so embarrassed to ask for money that's gross to me. I love my parents and they raised me and cared for me for 18 years, I absolutely feel that I owe them and I would never let a stranger care for them as long as I'm alive. Also if I needed money they would give it to me no questions asked. Why? Because I've never asked them for a dime.

This one had me bellylaugh a dozen times

You laying out by yaself guy? 🤣🤣🤣

Hey pete great cast. Missed you

Lifting buildings is like the best of KZfaq.. you guys.. brilliant.

LOL oh Pete your comments that if something happened to Jackie you'd have to make dinner for everybody!! And then when you go on tour you say, offhandedly to her, "you got this, right, with the new ramp"??? LOLLOL

"beat it" kid 🤣🤣🤣

love the lightin up after she leaves funny one hitters are fun.

That chipmunk story is one for books

Very true about grounding. Very true about sea salt ocean water.

Okay I wanna meet Jackie💪😂

Oh hell yeah! Pete is coming to Phoenix!!! 👏 RIP little chipmunk. Pete, you're a chipmunk murderer.. I did cringe at the slow death you put that little thing through. Outside of that, you're still funny.

"keep those men's rooms open" Gotta love Pete.Hilarious.

The squirrel would have lived if you would have just left it alone.

"Latch-key! I was paying the mortgage at 10!" 🤣

“So what did this Sicilian Psycho do? Lay you flat on your back just to remind you who’s boss?” 😂😂😂😂😂

FUNNY as hell guys❤🇮🇹 when we start asking ourselves if this pain or heath problem is 'age-related'........it usually is 🙃 lol

Pete is hysterical!

Pete’s on fucking fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂

The Hudini thing made me laugh so hard 🤣 😂 😆 You Pete buried a body alive, lmfao 🤣

Y’all NEVER EVER MISS 🎯

Sebastian's face at 31:40!!! Priceless!!!!

Pete killing the chipmunk story was as funny as Harland Williams trying to drown a squirrel on the honey dew pod

Seriously guys, you are my laughing medicine for the week. During these times please do not get off weekly or even 2 times a week on KZfaq. PLEASE!!! Some of us are having a tough time paying the cellphone bill ! I know you guys are priceless especially when you both laugh. Pete comes up with hilarious comments and Sebastian facial expression is just too funny. So keep it coming on KZfaq don't change anything! BTW this episode is one of the best!

Btw I had planned to come down and see you Pete in West Palm the week after I saw Sebastian in Orlando but I got freaking covid and couldn't go.... SO bummed. Plz let us know if you're coming even Close to Florida!

In my best Pete voice *ahem* The boys are back baybeeee!!!

This had me rolling! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Beat it 👍.” one of my favorite dad quotes

HILARIOUS. Thanks for a great CAST.

With Covid, I am getting the travel insurance in case I get stuck there. But before Covid, I agreed with you completely, no trip insurance.😂

Sabastian is 100 percent right! Once you have kids you minimize your risk of dying I love that saying!Everyone should listen to that

Pete taking out that Squirrel like that is hard to listen lol dont show PETA this lmaoo

I saw a screening of top gun in IMAX on tuesday and it was one of the best movies I've seen in a long time.

Just getting in here on podcast. Was waiting for it. Perfect. Getting my,,,Stouffers lasagna warmed up real good. Homemade garlic bread. Asparagus steamed. My lasagna is 💯% better. But,, Sometimes we have to settle. Listening. Hope you guys are good. Thanks for posting. 🧡