The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 492 (Full Episode)

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2 жыл бұрын

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@calistafalcontail 2 жыл бұрын

If Sebastian wouldnt have become a comedian, he would be an event organiser or special cathering service owner/restaurant owner. The passion he has for making people enjoying themselfes and unwind, is what everyone working in this field should have.

@sheilasparks9647 2 жыл бұрын

That's why he was so successful as a Waiter at some of the top restaurants in LA. He was very accommodating to his customers.

@miniaturesculptureartby23r20 2 жыл бұрын

What a perfect comment. :D So True!

@korywaynehubbell 2 жыл бұрын

I think this regularly while listening to "The Cast".

@J-Mart. 2 жыл бұрын

He mentioned on comedians in cars getting coffee that he would have gone into hospitality, but said he has a problem dealing with people lol

@colleenrodgers4899 2 жыл бұрын

@@sheilasparks9647 9⁹⁹⁹⁹099

@corynorell3686 2 жыл бұрын

I almost laugh just seeing Pete and Sebastian laughing in the thumbnails.

@questioneverything7582 2 жыл бұрын

Pete just NOW got a fake mask?! I've been wearing one made out of black bridal veil for 2 years. It has a white joker smile painted on it so you can't tell that my lips are completely visible. Never got stopped by the Boogey Germ Cult members. Never "caught" the Boogey virus. Why? Because you don't "catch" illnesses from magical flying germs. You "get sick" when you RESOLVE an upsetting event, ie, expect Sadie to "get sick" when she's happy again and not forced to block her oxygen supply in her cult following school.

@IWannaUnaliveMyself 2 жыл бұрын

That is so insanely lame. I can not believe you admitted that. Thank goodness you're anonymous.

@miniaturesculptureartby23r20 2 жыл бұрын

:D Great smiles!

@larsonfamilyhouse 2 жыл бұрын

The thumbnail was funnier than the cast on this one lol

@mbethtml 2 жыл бұрын

Pete should have said, "Good hangin', I love you!" I would have burst out laughing!

@forrestyoung4795 2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!!!!

@psra8er512 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I was thinking the same thing. I was waiting for it. As quick as he is I'm really surprised he didn't say it.

@akiprof 2 жыл бұрын

OMG! I was thinking the EXACT thing!!!!!

@joannecleary249 2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

@Doomsense 2 жыл бұрын

"love you too man, turn out the light." Hilarious! Pete is a beast!

@ez4me2sa 2 жыл бұрын

Never, ever try to eat dinner while listening to The Cast 😂😂😂

@biancadistefano7612 2 жыл бұрын

"I can't hear you!" OMG😂 I really enjoy the analysis of everyday life it's so damn funny.

@cilcullen129 2 жыл бұрын

They love laughing with one another! It’s so uplifting to see how hysterical Sebastian gets laughing at Pete’s comments. It makes me happy!

@lindasatalino2270 2 жыл бұрын

Pete is so real! I love him 😍

@cmotto.1 2 жыл бұрын

6:56 Awkward ...Even Sebastian was like WTF??? hahahaha

@davidtanasi243 2 жыл бұрын

Been havin a rough day, my girlfriend broke up with me. Now I‘m watching The Cast and I feel so much better. Thanks for making me laugh guys! You‘re the best.

@biancadistefano7612 2 жыл бұрын

Hang in there buddy!

@colemedeiros1 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry hang in

@colemedeiros1 2 жыл бұрын

people of the cast stick together and share in breakups. and daddy doesn't skip breakfast

@susanshew2373 2 жыл бұрын

Awww. . . so sorry. . .it's the worst feeling. . .

@truthteller4442 2 жыл бұрын

Been there, my guy. You're better off. Believe me. They don't make them how they used to. They don't care about us nowadays.

@lacefacethegreat 2 жыл бұрын

Got a sick kid home today this cast is a very much welcomed break. Right on time... Thanks fellas!

@randym.2628 2 жыл бұрын

Great cast !!! Guys blove the show !!!! 😀

@robertbradt8249 2 жыл бұрын

Get well soon

@americausa5448 2 жыл бұрын

7:00 Cmon Pete, that’s kinda creepy lol

@Pscotto 2 жыл бұрын

I came here to say that too. I thought NO don't say it!! He said it.

@CiaoColeG 2 жыл бұрын

Sadie's his baby and Jackie listens to every episode, but yeah that might've been something to keep in the vault. Anyways, my mom was so old-fashioned and protective my father probably never saw me naked past age 4 🤷🏽‍♀️

@000_x9 2 жыл бұрын

He just wanted to remember his only child before she grows up.

@lisah7304 2 жыл бұрын

😂you young guys talkn’ about getting old one day was hilarious 🤣 you’ll always be number 1 in her heart PaPa Pete! And PaPa Sebastian! No worries! And oh, the cool parties genius!!

@TheRobinsonmimi 2 жыл бұрын

What I love about you guys, is that you have the guts to be yourselves . Please don’t lets the jerks in woodstock get to you, Pete you are loved. Sebastion you gotta a big Italian heart. You are good guys🥰😘🌹❤️

@nicholasmorello6370 2 жыл бұрын

Pete’s career is over after this episode

@SSrisamaijr 2 жыл бұрын

Cheap Pete turned into Creep Pete wow Guy ! Please don't get Sebastian cancelled. Where is DJ Lou to edit this stuff out??? #savethecast #shutuppete #putthepipedownpete

@andrepellegrini2849 2 жыл бұрын

You guys could never have a bad show, you can just talk about the weather and it would be funny

@jboylanvt 2 жыл бұрын

"There's nothing white trash about Pledging down the slide, bro." That needs to be a shirt.

@mimigiggles4199 2 жыл бұрын

My mom would always hit me up with the guess who died line and then show me the cut-out obit.

@Lilybet1316 2 жыл бұрын

Pete, Sebastian is making up for not being the popular kid in school. He wants everybody to choose him…finally. 🙂

@mayc8674 2 жыл бұрын

Sebastian just loves connecting ppl. and making ppl. happy. Now he has the money to do so.

@anthonyciaramitaro2717 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!! It’s that time of the week. Let’s get into it!

@harshreality2672 2 жыл бұрын

I knew it was coming....I have to get by on under $1200 a month. Alone, and on my own @50yo. Imagine having to live on that and that alone. NO TV for over 9yrs now and my cell IS my internet. 😐

@sharonlouisedoud9769 2 жыл бұрын

At 81yrs of age I enjoy watching you two struggling with the thoughts of growing old. don't worry it will happen and youjjust enjoy the adventure

@vmccargar1 2 жыл бұрын

Talking about getting that senior discount...I turned 65 this year and totally taking advantage of discounts! I'm like, finally I get a break!! Lololol

@patriciasavoth4157 2 жыл бұрын

Stop ✋ I can’t breathe laughing so much …. Just the BEST!

@lovahgurl 2 жыл бұрын

How about the ladies hijacked the podcast for an episode and tell us all about what you guys do LOL

@treymill6659 Жыл бұрын

@mytenaciouslife.com 666⁶6

@susanshew2373 2 жыл бұрын

You guys crack me up! By the way, I'm 73 and still dancin'!

@josiecorreia44 2 жыл бұрын

I'm signing up! I had a feeling that was the news

@toadmarz 2 жыл бұрын

Pete, the non bouncey response to ‘I love you man’ is ‘Right back at you slick! 😂

@bublired 2 жыл бұрын

Love it. I still think at our age it's a treat for the washer. So funny u guys r.

@AnasCorner 2 жыл бұрын

I'm in Florida and the mask has pretty much been nonexistent here from day 1, lol. I still wear the mask when I walk indoors because knock on wood, I have not had Covid and I am caretaker to my 82 year old father. I need to be extra careful...even if it protects me 5%. I would die if I got my dad sick because of me. So unfortunately, I gotta be that person and I'm ok with it, lol. And PS. YES for a CAST Patreon!!! I'm IN like Flynn!! Yay!!

@jasonmatos6641 2 жыл бұрын

Pete looks/is High AF in this episode.... and he's never been funnier.

@AnthonyNapoli 2 жыл бұрын

My Son Lukas and I get an Invite to the Sunday Maniscalco Madness? We're In Manhattan Beach, We have a few mutual Friends. Known Pete in 08' in Santa Monica Auditioning. We Add extreme Value! See ya soon, maybe Easter Sunday when Pete comes. Thanks!

@memichaelenglish 2 жыл бұрын

Best cast in town

@CiaoColeG 2 жыл бұрын

Sadie is Pete's baby and his only kid. I don't think he's a wierdo. I could imagine having a son and feeling the same way when he's 8 years old. I think mothers can get away with these type of jokes much easier.

@iansimmons8826 2 жыл бұрын

@Ciao Cole, You’re cute.

@biancadistefano7612 2 жыл бұрын

I just had my first daughter a month ago. I love my little girl so much. I totally understand where he's coming from! It's sad to see kids grow up. 😭

@danielk8626 2 жыл бұрын

Yea, he just wanted to see his little baby girl one last time, but he didn't know how to express those feelings without coming off as a little 'bouncy'. I totally get where he was coming from, but no way would I share it publicly. Good for him!

@nicholasmorello6370 2 жыл бұрын

No this was creepy af. Look at Sebastian he even says wtf at one point.

@valeriepeltier3563 2 жыл бұрын

especially the mental image that he mentioned that is when i creeped

@verminkillah6622 2 жыл бұрын

pETE WTF lol

@TJB1510 2 жыл бұрын

"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I MISS YOU" That's Gold.

@m.r.7836 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! PS Maybe the Patreon fees could go to a different charity each month? More people will give this way, I think. :)

@Nicegazongas 2 жыл бұрын

love u guys. Any podcast of you guys is a great one

@ericlandro3399 2 жыл бұрын

Quality podcasting as per usual

@willymaykit1482 2 жыл бұрын

Wednesday is a great day. I look forward to hearing you guys and your nonsense.

@davids1110 2 жыл бұрын

Sebastian why is Pete at any of the Sunday parties? He would tear LA up !!

@lisakedigh3123 2 жыл бұрын

Pete lives in New York and Sebastian lives in LA

@davids1110 2 жыл бұрын

@@lisakedigh3123 not the point Just saying It seems like their dynamic is a bit off

@JohnMarascia 2 жыл бұрын

This is too funny. Somewhere in Florida! LMAO A Netflix series for sure guys.

@m573rmzds2 2 жыл бұрын

Pete!!!! Of all the things to talk about you start the show with this sh/7 Gesse!

@randym.2628 2 жыл бұрын

Great cast love the the laughs thank you😀

@mariacrochet8379 2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about getting older Pete.... The weed will keep you going strong. It will keep your blood pressure in check and you won't need a handful of pills in your old age. Believe me!! Sleep well, eat good. You be fine.

@cuddlebugfrenchies6155 2 жыл бұрын

70 people each weekend, full on parties with a hired bartender etc? Only people like you can afford this- it’s cool but makes average people feel like losers. We can’t afford this

@racheller8753 2 жыл бұрын

It's perfectly normal for a dad-to-be upset weirded out by his daughter growing up I would like to be one of the people that support a father looking at his little baby but because that's how he's looking at her nothing sexual solu prevert out there should know a Father's Love is Beautiful

@mariacrochet8379 2 жыл бұрын

As far as last week's episode.... Like they say "a bad day of fishing still beats...". I'm hoping to catch one of Pete's shows in NY and it was last week's show that had me looking into dates. Always a good laugh. Thanks!!

@rickeysanders4905 2 жыл бұрын

"I can never see her naked again" wtf Pete!! Why you want to see that

@Seaton1518 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah wtf

@AngeloArgentieri 2 жыл бұрын

So glad you guys decided way back to start this. Stayed consistent with putting it on week after week. And are still deliver quality content. Thank you both.

@adg8711 2 жыл бұрын

Love they’re parenting conversations😂 I stop dressing & bathing my kid at 5 and what Pete’s was talking about after that mom took care everything else

@Gagazoot 2 жыл бұрын

Not feeling great, tune unto my favorite Podcast and the pain goes away. Thanks Pete And Sebastian, you lifted my spirits. Love laughing along with you both talented guys. 💙💙😂😂

@daniiii0825 2 жыл бұрын

Another great episode guys. Thank you. Can’t tell you how bad I needed this today. As soon as my notification went off that a new episode came out my face lit up. I appreciate you so much 💯❤️

@bs9531 2 жыл бұрын

Pete please don’t let some idiots pull you down with their comments. You and Sebastian are the funniest guys I watch and listen to. If they have a problem with you then they have a serious problem themselves. Thanks for all you do! 👍💕

@sithebugguy3193 2 жыл бұрын

Sevastian should do a special entrance into his parties. drop by air balloon or something epic.

@zonara7772 2 жыл бұрын

My 3rd eye and sixth sense, saw The Cast t-shirts having that effect at your shows 🤣🤣🤣 A super funny ep, thank you once more 🥂

@tmaggs65 2 жыл бұрын

Came back a week later with the Goods ! Excellent chemistry. Atleast 4 bits can be taken from that episode to the ROAD.

@frann.8879 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I started coughing and needed my inhaler!!😆😆🤣🤣…..You guys are incredibly talented and funny!….I so enjoy listening and watching THE CAST!👏👏👏👌👌👌 Be safe, be well ✌️✌️😁😁

@gilbertmedina9565 2 жыл бұрын

So you guys got a renewal contract with IHeart Radio? If so how many years? Hope at least 5 more years of you guys together on "THE CAST"

@Susan-cooks 2 жыл бұрын

"Back at ya" is my go to for those weird I love you conversation closures

@ryanparadissis9115 2 жыл бұрын

Wow this was great funny crazy shit love yaaa guys chill as hell I been smoking in Jersey it is all over in weed stores.

@noahstarzynski4501 2 жыл бұрын

JUST ORDERD 2 NEW "THE CAST" T-SHIRTS AND CANT WAIT TO ROCK THEM AT THE HELIUM COMEDY CLUB WHEN MY BROTHER AND I SEE PETE! YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS SO FUNNY TO WATCH, CANT STOP LAUGHING FROM START TO FINISH! LOVE THE CAST!!

@Bekikiki11 2 жыл бұрын

Re “THE CAST” 👕 tees…..I asked if they had them @theforum tee shirt concession at last weekends show! LMFAO 🤣 🤩 😂

@user-py8tf7fz8p 2 жыл бұрын

Wish they had Jimmy from Boston in the intro

@irishkristoff1691 2 жыл бұрын

I'll be signing up when it becomes available. Great cast you two, thank you.🗽👍🇺🇲

@yconde47 2 жыл бұрын

I listen to this at work with my AirPods in and it’s literally the only time I laugh during my shift. Thanks guys!! 😂😂

@francessalazar9868 Жыл бұрын

I want to be part of the “Maniscalco madness” 😂 bro that was fukn awesome 🤩

@catherinekittykat 2 жыл бұрын

Too funny! Thank you both! Omg! And clever way to dust off the kids....hahahaha! And lemony fresh....Lol!

@ranchmanager9126 2 жыл бұрын

Why does this sound like "Rocky Balboa" having a conversation with himself?

@sgdsingh9123 2 жыл бұрын

I’m caring for my 92 year old mother-it usually starts with an injury, and then it goes from there (she can help though-it’s not like she can’t use a soapy washcloth herself and I’m helping with the water and dressing her like you would a 2 year old who can kind of help🤣)

@veronicalavery5607 2 жыл бұрын

Sebastian, You should have ended with I love you... instead of good hang....LOL. I love you guys, so hilarious.

@cristinakaminski8998 2 жыл бұрын

My dad always said he didn’t want my sister and I to see him naked when he is old and needs help. When he was sick and old , basically on his death bed I washed him and helped him urinate into a container. At that point as his daughter it was the last way I could say to him that I would do anything for him and that I loved him. Be thankful you have daughters. They will come through for you in the end. Great show guys. Very entertaining 🙏

@000_x9 2 жыл бұрын

Lol its usually an injury or fall where you lose strength or balance and it becomes too dangerous for them to be in shower by themselves. U can just be on standby if they need help getting in or out. Buy then a shower seat and handheld shower head and squiirt bottle and/or washrag with soap and they can wash themselves but it may move to more assistance needed later. Everyones different.

@angelac8812 2 жыл бұрын

I am so glad I stumbled on this. 😂😂. Y’all are awesome. Looking for your other videos now.

@rosekronberg 2 жыл бұрын

Love you guys. So funny

@MsDunkin123 2 жыл бұрын

Your show is a national treasure! LOVE it!!!

@kylemcgill2966 2 жыл бұрын

Pete is so funny that by the end of the cast you completely forget what he said in the beginning 😂 I got a 4 year old daughter so I get it (kinda) but you might want to keep that one to yourself lol

@jeromeierome4523 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂

@loving_lioness3518 2 жыл бұрын

I just smoked up! What perfect timing. 🤓👍

@debbiebasquit0728 2 жыл бұрын

Y’all make my week!! ☃️💕😂😂

@robertbradt8249 2 жыл бұрын

Got to meet Pete last Friday. Great show.🔥

@cuddlebugfrenchies6155 2 жыл бұрын

You know you’re old when you have to scroll for 5 minutes to get to your birth year!

@angelinagilpin4560 2 жыл бұрын

Thank God we have these people to do it

@seanforbes5502 2 жыл бұрын

As a guy from Miami, this "dual slide" enhancement sounds great 😂😂 Edit: I'm 29...my friends and I say "love" or "love (bro or whatever pronoun)" but it's never the full "I love you".

@davidknight3389 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing episode! Good tickling with the feather, cannot wait for the cast!!

@watchthis.5094 2 жыл бұрын

..My two favorite guys on the Internets God bless Fellas 💪

@twistedlizard9335 2 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine paying five bucks a month for every comedian that I like to watch or podcast I love you guys I watch every episode but man oh wait and see you in person

@ashleyneeley5421 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian, my dad was appalled you mixed up the hostess cupcake and the Suzy Q’s 😂😂

@mariamendoza4773 2 жыл бұрын

My AWESOME SOUL'S ARE BACK🙃🙃YOU GOT THIS...perfect timing 😀

@gnauben 2 жыл бұрын

honestly best pod out there. i listen to them all but those 2 just hit different

@lazyrider6918 2 жыл бұрын

Maniscalco Madness is gonna look like Rodney Dangerfield's Backyard Party in Easy Money.

@barbaramascaro6899 2 жыл бұрын

Great show tonight! Thanks guys! 🤗

@anneverna1792 2 жыл бұрын

i woke up today looking forward to this as always !

@leahmichlovitch7256 2 жыл бұрын

Look forward every week to listen to the show!!!! Really really do!!! Thanks guys!

@BroderickBrodie21 2 жыл бұрын

Pete my friend, maybe when you were younger you would feel uncomfortable however never feel shamed to say love you back to a good friend. We are all getting older and we are all also going through obstacles of life, life is too short and that’s just another way of showing your gratitude and appreciation for that person. Nothing romantic about it at all lol say it bro next time and your heart will grow bigger. Love you Pete and Sebastian, respect you both 💕

@JesseJames-wh9sp 2 жыл бұрын

the best pod on the tube! let's go!!!

@racheller8753 2 жыл бұрын

Awe Pete! Do some shrooms and youll have your ego death and you'll be telling every stranger walking past you " love you bro"

@babygirl1903 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely love you guys! Show is just fantastic! Love the new background writing...😎

@davids1110 2 жыл бұрын

I hope we get the good news !

@djd31289 2 жыл бұрын

What a cast!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ You guys were so funny tonight!! Best part of my day. Thank you!

@michelezmudsky1288 2 жыл бұрын

Great show as always can’t wait to see what they have for us

@MeganGirondaToxicFoxy 2 жыл бұрын

Pete fuckin cracking me up in this one hahaha. I would love to see you both live, but you are always booked solid so fast! I'm in the NJ/NYC area. Hope I get to see you guys sometime!