LMAO. SEB hates rich people??? Lol. Here's another story about the turbulence on my private jet, building my own firestation on my estate, how overpriced the Vail ski school, the backyard amusement park, the hired bartenders and pizza chefs,.. C'MON GUUUUUY!!!!!! LOL

Has anyone noticed that pretty much in every episode Seb says, "not to pat myself on the back, but......."

Pete’s face when Sebastian says “listen..I hate rich people” 😂

OMG! 😂 After Sebastian says that you don’t come to dinner in flip-flops exposing your hexagon toenail and injured foot.. “…It throws off the whole night!” 😂😂😂

Lol, Sebastian....you're well on your way to raising a couple of those Trust Fund kids you hate so much. Your kids should do chores, earning their allowance, etc. if you want them to even have a slight chance of being grounded. Your kids' don't have the childhood you had, so prepare yourself for that reality. So, when does Pete get to share his day and his lessons,etc? I wish you guys would alternate, so that it's not just Sebastian sharing his life. I love Pete and everything he has to say too!

im mexican and 5:23 made me wheeze so painfully loud, the laugh that came out of me was unreal. pride is what keeps us going!!

I'm at work cracking up listening to these two. I go on withdrawals waiting for a new friggin' episode! I would love to see both their families go on vacation together. Also, I love Sebastian despite everyone seemingly criticizing him for talking about his lavish lifestyle. I get it. Being a blue collar worker in the service industry, I can't relate to the level of luxury some people experience and then post it all over social media. That does annoy me to the point I have eliminated ALL my other social media accounts. I can't tolerate people bragging and rubbing what they have and how "perfect" their lives are when some of us are literally just trying to survive day by day. That being said, Sebastian has yet to annoy me that way. I think because he came from a working class family and is first generation Italian from old-school upbringing that he tries to enjoy the fruits of his labor to the point he can probably hardly even believe how far he's come in life. It's a psychological thing with many people who did not have much going up. Myself for example... If I get access to a little something extra or VIP treatment, I try to hang on to it and enjoy it to the fullest in fear that it may suddenly be taken away. We may not be able to relate to Sebastian's level of luxury, rubbing elbows with A-list celebrities and all. But let's just be happy for him. Remember he started from the bottom in the service industry. Working his butt off servicing others. He's earned it. And he's STILL entertaining us. Maybe it's just a matter of perspective because to be honest, I think I'm just living vicariously through his experiences. But now that I think about it, I can see how some people perceive it as bragging or it just reminds them that they don't have access to what Sebastian has and it rubs them the wrong way...? 🤔

Sebastian hates rich people?? His behavior and attitude is why most regular people hate rich people.🤦🏽‍♀️ Pete, stay grounded man! You’re the best!

Sabastian - “ I hate rich people” Also Sabastian -“ I don’t clip my own toe nails” 😂😂😂😂

Fold the sheets or pack heroin 😆 🤣 😂

Omg a vacation with Pete and the family would be amazing ! That has to be in the books . It should be a once a year thing . The stories will be Stella ..

Legit the funniest duo - how in the world is this content free hahahaha

"I don't want to be THAT kind of parent... and I don't want to say anything... but kid, you're doing so many fuck*(Sng things wrong!!!!" priceless.

Nothing better than a Wednesday 4 PM pick me up. Happy birthday Pete!! At 420 I’ll put some 🌲 in the ☁️ for ya!

The cast has become more about what Sebastion is doing and Pete going along with it.

cant express enough how much joy & knowledge you guys bring on wednesday 😁. you def bring a little normalcy into my life

Love this podcast brings me joy everytime 🤩😁

"If we were teachers, when the bell rang? NO ONE WOULD MOVE" BAHAHAHA

Your SPF is your age....... great line.

These two making their plans to hangout makes me so damn jealous of this friendship

My favorite bromance..you guys rock! ❤😍❤

I get it when Sebastian says he hates rich people. Just because he has money now doesn't make him a rich asshole! Don't forget he waited on people for years and paid his dues, so he knows what he's talking about. Money didn't change him...he's enjoying the life he has and sharing it with family and friends, isn't that the American dream.

Lana is holding onto Sebastian’s cape, based on his reasoning…

Speaking of skin colour, Pete needs to adjust his lighting because he literally looks like he just stepped out of a coffin.

Sebastian just jumped the shark. Welcome to the elite. Enjoy.

"That's a trust fund catch..." hahaha

Pete you're becoming a Cheerleader.

These two are a riot. These podcasts have me doubled over in laughter and I can't thank them enough. I saw Sebastian a couple years ago in Louisville and let me tell ya, if you've never been to see him live, you are missing out. Such a fantastic set. Pete is a comedic genius as well, I've never seen someone so quick witted that can riff at the drop of a hat! Well done fellas!

You guys need to take a trip to Mexico Together with your families!!!!!😂🙌

LOL! Thank you's for being my Anti-Depressants! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can't wait to hear more chronicles of Sebastian's Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous.

Awesome episode guys!👌👌This is a super “pick-me-up” for the middle of the work week. I bet no where else would you find such crazy and hilarious stories about dune buggies and cartel masks!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…..l SO ENJOY THE CAST! Thanks for all the laughs Pete and Sebastian, I hope you have a great visit together. Be safe, Be well ✌️✌️😁😁

PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YA EITHER FOLD TOWELS PERFECT OR YA PACK HEROIN IN THE JUNGLE NAKED FOR THE CARTELS!! LMFAOOOOOOOO YOU CRACK ME UP ALL THE TIME BROOO!!!! JUST SAYIN!! THANKS, F.M.V.

That's actually a good observation about spotting wealth based on ability level at leisure sports.

Does this mean Seb is giving up pickleball with his private Hollywood personal trainer.

Parenting is or should be a full time job. You are ushering in the next generation and by correcting them and instilling values, manners, respect and overall proper conduct, your kids may very well be some of only a few that will not be degenerates of society. Thank you for your work!! ❤

I cannot tell you how many times you have brought me to my sleep time. I cannot! LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH !

“Always teaching my kids something” it’s called parenting dude!

😅 you both were on point today!! I can't stop laughing at everything.

Why are Italian people always stunned that the sun burns their skin?

27:57 I can't imagine what's going through Pete's head 😂😂😂

I am a child therapist......yes!!!!! No devices at the table. Teach them self regulation and impulse control. Yes, you are right Sebastian it actually does lead to other destructive behaviors later on.

SPF & AGE SYNC UP😂 COMEDY GOLD😆

Pete is sooooooooo real! Love this guy! Keep Sebastian grounded. LMFAO w/ his responses! He literally just does not care and I love that! Keep it real Pete! OMG! No rules...

Omgosh Lolhaha 😄... All great stuff and "you won't get your head cut off as long as you stay in the golfcart", the "hexagon big toenail" and your "trust fund catch" riffs are hilarious. Laughed all the way thru your cast while cleaning my kitchen!

Sebastian: “and it was a seamless move right into Cornhole” Comedy gold 🤣🤣😂

"You could have brought an infant with placenta on it and they would let you bring it in!" 😆 🤣 You guys are hilarious!

This is GOLD again as always 🤣 thanks for another great episode 👍🏻

LMAO the feet discussion 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Giving Cliffs Notes to the wife, that is so considerate!!!!!

Sebastian turn in your Man Card. A scraped elbow? You played Soccer? And whining about a boo-boo!!!!

Pete took a big 420 hit

Good thing that when you went to the hospital your toenails looked good. Lmao!!!!

It’s a “Class about having Class”

Man Pete’s wife hitting the door scared the 💩 outta me. Hahaha……. it came outta no where

"And thats called Gravity" Had me in TEARS

“They are throwing their own over the wall.” Lolol

I want Sebastian and Bill Burr to have a conversation one day. Both titan comics, both newish into fatherhood, both have a first born daughter and a second born son

How is it that you guys are not the number 1 show on KZfaq absolutely halarius every time

Thank you, Pete!

Pete, you gotta get a pedicure. Listen. I’ll wear sneakers right up to the pool then I’ll whip ‘em off 😅

I can't with you guys. HEXAGON TOENAIL LOL 😆😆.

Omg Pete is so right

The most dangerous job in the world is being an air traffic controller. lol!

I thought pete was going to spend easter at sebastian's

I like sebastian's comedy, but Pete is funnier and quicker than sebastian. His humor is so relatable, his wit is so sharp. I wish he was more well known.

Try Martial Arts for Caruso - it's a great physical outlet and teaches discipline as well.

Love y’all 💕💕💕😂😂😂. Always makes me happy 😊

Im the same, in regards to other people's feet....eww gross. So many do not seem to care about their feet & it's a hideous sight lol

"TRUST fund catch" 🤣🤣

I'm late to the party and have been working on the back catalog, and my gawd guys....this show is tremendous! I'm dyin' laughin here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2 legends ☝️💎

Netflix at the dinner table - the ultimate babysitter to give you free time.

Encenada, house keeping comes in and sweeps your shit up with a broom and say's no say!! Our bags were always in a different position than we left them! yeah, not so funny. Best is, the cleaning maids say,( I come back tonight for whoopie!! Take care of you!! Blown away!!😂

Gentlemen,. When I gave my daughter chores and she didn't have any desire to do these given chores, she would expend more energy defying me than it would take for her just doing the chore in the first place. So mom, who didn't want to go into the ring with her, ( because. I don't want to spend all my parenting time disciplining her). So.... I just do it my self. Now she is an adult, and her grade school teacher's words are running back in my ears. " She will never build confidence in herself if you don't follow through on your discipline". Guess what? She at 49 has no confidence in herself. Just some words from the wise Jude in Oregon. ( Who loves you both)

40:49 scared the shit out of me listening with headphones ´^^

Sebastian, I’m 60. Had kids late. Ones 22 ones 18, both in college. You have to be militant until they graduate high school. Then you can relax.

Seb is slowing turning into a pink robed Ace Rothstein from Casino lol

Pete, your lighting makes you look like a Geisha.

😂 I am dying. My husband hates feet. Need to send him this.

BRO!!!!! Sebastian's face @ 40:52 had me DIEING!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀

This whole video was spectacular, incredibly funny. I do love that you are teaching your kids good manners, decency, knowing right from wrong,....... Just as my father did with me.

This hour always goes by way too fast.

Love Sebastian and Pete, love them both!

Hexagon toenail. 😂

spitting on the tourists drinks is part of the Mexican hospitality.

Yard sports...I love that phrase 🤪🤪🤪

they willldiiiinnn’!!! LOL love it 🤣🤣🤣😭😭💖🍿💖💯

Love you guys! Thanks for another great cast. 🌹

Petey...you're so FUCKIN HILARIOUS!! "My personality is so DYNAMIC"... your facial expressions waiting to hear Sebastian's stories are also hilarious! You should be selling out the Garden too! Why not? Agent?

"TRUST FUND CATCH" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Our kids imitate / choose behavior by watching us ( not so much what we say ) -- Be great role models, pick your battles & have fun. Kids may try something one time and never do it again as they learn the world and themselves by exploring their world. They're little & so so sweet like this for only a couple years. Loved this cast!! ~ Uproariously funny.

Elite Seb continues to lose touch with the avg listener

Lovely smoke out of Pete’s nose! Happy holidays

Keep teaching them with no devices at the table. Let them enjoy in the moment. Nowadays you see parents the whole family on their cell phones at a table at a restaurant which is very pathetic the direction this world is going. Teaching them to enjoy the moment in conversation for this next generation is key to their happiness for the future❤

The Pet and “Shallow Hal” Show…

Hey Pete they put this out on 420 just take the hit we're not going to snitch

Thank god its this time of the week!!!

@32:22" we slid right into korn hole " when we were kids that had a hole other meaning.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…….Pete is waaaaay, funnier than SM. How he is not selling out MSG living large is beyond me.