The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 446 [FULL]

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The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 446 [FULL]

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Sebastian Maniscalco

Күн бұрын

Sebastian meets some disturbing giraffes and Pete confronts some young riff-raffs!

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@ziperfi9129 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly believe that this is hands down the best podcast out here no doubt no questions just facts !!!!!!!

@ChrisLee-xq9le 3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure?? You know mike pence and Michele Obama have podcasts right?

@ziperfi9129 3 жыл бұрын

hahahahhahahahah - good one mate.

@freehuman480 3 жыл бұрын

I like boby lee better

@benjaminfrank_ 3 жыл бұрын

Duhh

@lineupcomedy 3 жыл бұрын

I’m new. What’s your bias?

@serenityjudson7545 3 жыл бұрын

I literally NEED this show in my life right now.... the REAL... the LAUGHS.... you guys are making this crazy world liveable right now.... keep it up!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@susanmulvey6311 3 жыл бұрын

Pete, you are the funniest guy on earth! You two make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts!! Enjoy this cast beyond words! 🥰 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@angeliquelamanna7339 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like all I do is get on KZfaq looking for a new episode and when I see it my day is so much better!!!!

@TheMajor8478 3 жыл бұрын

Same, I've been binging old episodes like crazy. I love listening to these guys talk.

@melindac3368 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMajor8478 Me too. God knows we need to laugh all we can.

@angeliquelamanna7339 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMajor8478 I watch them over and over....Like I already know what they’re gonna say but I can’t stop watching. It’s like re-watching an old sitcom!

@manacfamily8725 3 жыл бұрын

#SAME

@slickslock814 3 жыл бұрын

I 👍agree! Best Podcast, Best Comedians , BEST MEN OUT THERE! THEIR WIVES ARE SO LUCKY! I AGREE, LISTENING TO THEM MAKE MY DAY & LIFE DURING THIS PANDEMIC MUCH MORE HAPPIER & GIVE ME INCENTIVE! THANK YOU PETE & SABASTIAN, YOUR BOTH SO AWESOME! I LOVE YOUR LIFE STORIES!! BEST OF EVERYTHING TO THE BOTH OF YOU! SINCERELY, CARRIE FROM CALIFORNIA ( BUT RAISED BACK EAST IN STEUBENVILLE, OHIO. VISITED & SPENT MY SUMMERS BACK EAST & STAYED WITH MY ITALIAN / POLISH RELATIVES ON MY MOM'S SIDE & STAYED WITH MY IRISH & SCOTTISH RELATIVES ON MY DAD'S SIDE! Moved to CA when I was 7 years old bc my Dad thought it would be better for my 2 younger brothers & I to have a better life growing up in CA! I disagree but no complaints!! I loved spending my summers in Steubenville & Toronto, Ohio & across the Ohio River (by the old Steubenville Bridge lived my Italian Polish family) that lived in Follansbee, Weirton, Wellsberg & Cross Creek, W.VA & visited family in Pittsburgh, PA & Chicago too! Boy, I was so lucky to have the BEST LIFE EVER & GOT TO BE AROUND ALL MY CRAZY FUN 🤪FAMILY WHO MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY! I hope your kids get to experience that too - family is what it is all about! That's why I really can relate to ALL YOUR STORIES! THANKS AGAIN FELLAS, LOVE YOUNS SO MUCH! ❤ MANY BLESSINGS!

@eighteenhearts 3 жыл бұрын

Always a good day when the podcast comes out!

@iamshaman 3 жыл бұрын

Pete should write a book too 😊

@devan6127 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else “like” the episode before they even listen? 👍 👍 👍

@anneverna1792 3 жыл бұрын

always !

@sandracaradori4189 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! I love this .... it’s the best part of my week and I’m not kidding!

@lizjo7213 3 жыл бұрын

always!!! so I won't forget while I'm laughing...

@SBura 3 жыл бұрын

It's a given!

@saltress1126 3 жыл бұрын

Love ❤️ your sign on name. I agree💯% “KINDNESS MATTERS” ABSOLUTELY....👍🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 I MEAN WHY ELSE ARE WEHERE ON EARTH 🤔

@roxannetracy2931 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Sebastian, my friend Dan Kelly (I believe you both were in a fraternity in college in Chicago) turned me onto you. I swear, without your standup and the Cast, I would not be surviving right now. Thanks so much for the Cast. Pete, man you crack me up. Thanks for that!

@mindyhuntbeach8026 3 жыл бұрын

Great cast!! I looked for it all week! Glad to have you guys back! It's never enough!!!

@dennisklimavich3342 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment on tonight's cast was Pete talking about the snow mobile kids "You don't call me a fkng asshole, what are we teaching these kids". BTW I am hooked on animal kingdom, I think I am falling for the mother...my kind of gal!

@katierusnak8712 3 жыл бұрын

P.T.D.S’sss And C-95 mask? Pete says it so confidently lol and Sebastian just rolls with it 👌🏻

@Dr_KAP 3 жыл бұрын

Yep he’s definitely higher than usual tonight I think he took our advice on Twitter hey!

@6god999 3 жыл бұрын

both should make a show of them being neighbors that would be so funny 😂

@timgilbert9130 3 жыл бұрын

Ants, that's like saying "I can't take 1 more piece of rice".

@sherylmarbeiter4243 3 жыл бұрын

Can’t finish this about the Giraffes! Throwing up now

@vheth5968 3 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@godiskungen27 Ай бұрын

You learn do much in these podcasts…the anteater was a lifechanger moment of knowledge😂❤

@kathy9771 3 жыл бұрын

Pete are you serious that someone really thought you don’t help your wife? OMG!!! I swear some people have no sense of humor! I just don’t get it. Did this guy realize that you are 2 comedians? Lord help us! People need to get a life! You guys are the best, I was so happy to see the cast pop up! I needed to laugh today,thank you both for the laughs! BTW my parents would make us call her when we got home from leaving her house, mind you We were all married with kids, it just lets her sleep at night knowing everyone got home safe. I wouldn’t blame the parents watching my kids, shit happens, the parents let the kid go knowing they may get hurt, especially skiing or sledding. Pete don’t worry the parents know there is that possibility of an accident. We were never allowed to sleep at any friends home. My parents were strict old school Italians, that just didn’t happen. Your friend Kathy from Montgomery NY

@lianajanusis5433 3 жыл бұрын

Pete/Sebastian...listening to the Cast is one of things that has made this pandemic somewhat tolerable!! I live in midtown Atlanta and run the Beltline trail each morning (it’s kind of like a fake Central Park that weaves throughout the city)...I have laughed to the point of tears on my daily jogs!! I swear - the regular runners who see me jogging and laughing out loud most likely think I have a mental condition. Running and laughing to the point where I have to stop to wipe away tears!! THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU GUYS!! XO

@WestchesterNYMilton 3 жыл бұрын

"teaching my daughter not to be Italian".. 😂 - I was dying! ha ha ha ha!!

@nicosuave1200 Жыл бұрын

“What are you gunna do at this age? You got a hip.. a brace on your knee..your fighting days are done”😂

@psra8er512 3 жыл бұрын

I'm addicted. Someone funny!! I lay in bed and watch one after the other until I can't keep my eyes open anymore. And that's around 4 in the morning.

@monica11760 3 жыл бұрын

oh Pete I loved your vent/rant about confronting those three guys at the ski lodge, and Sebastian's comment about all of the things you had going through your mind at once. Thank you both for all of the laughs!!

@corrina3528 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Italian also, it must be an Italian thing, My parents did not let us sleep over at friends house either. We didn't take friends on vacation either, it was just immediate family. We had to call if we will be out past curfew.

@Dr_KAP 3 жыл бұрын

Im not Italian and had the same experience - my parents were as Aussie as you get

@deb9806 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dr_KAP Yes, we had a friend over our house but not anyone elses. I slept over a cousins house once and woke up with a fever, that ended it for life.

@normalong3728 3 жыл бұрын

Was so excited about the two a week so that was a little disappointing. But still grateful for any you guys put out. Love the show.

@silvams1976 2 жыл бұрын

The Anteater conversation, lol funny, the conversations these two have are priceless

@patrickkasmir3914 3 жыл бұрын

Pete, I lost my brother on Dec 26th 2020 and I know what you are going through. My love and support are with you Brother, keep on rockin, you bring me laughter and keep me alive 🐻⬇️🎸

@monica11760 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss, Patrick.....especially if it was unexpected......it makes it that much harder.

@Ellenllee 3 жыл бұрын

"Vaccinated bullying..."lmao,,,brilliant podcast,just what we needed,thank you guys so much.

@jbacker1190 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit - you guys were on FIRE on this cast!!! Leaving the lodge bathroom with the teens - hilarious...Pete, you have been rollin' with reckless abandon the past month!

@Mariana-eh3kp 3 жыл бұрын

Zoo story! My son loved cheetahs when he was little. When he was five my parents took them to the zoo for Grandparents Day. When they got to the cheetah cage, an unsuspecting bunny squeezed through the fencing. Within seconds the cheetah had the bunny in his mouth. My mother was mortified, my son said Nona, that’s nature and my dad was chuckling 🤭 Nature!

@thendrix58 3 жыл бұрын

I wish with my whole heart that you could air what you were originally going to use, despite the worry that it would offend folks. There are alot of us who don't have a problem with hearing people express what they're thinking. (Even if it's something I don't agree with, I can take it ESPECIALLY if a comedic aspect is involved.) Thank you both so much for supplying a wonderful escape for us during these f'd up times. SO appreciative!

@anneverna1792 3 жыл бұрын

well said

@vheth5968 3 жыл бұрын

Pete. It's up to You and Jackie, what happens in your House. You talk to her and see what help she needs and vice versa. But when you talk about things comments will be made. Derive what you like, and what you don't from them !! Thank You and Sabastian for these!! Love it.

@1maripaul 2 жыл бұрын

My gosh Sebastian's family growing up is so much like mine (also Italian family) I wouldn't do anything growing up, no rollercoasters, no "R" movies and I had my FIRST candy bar at the age of 16 when I was in track and our team stopped at a store to get a pick up as we ran! I never took drugs growing up bc I thought I'd have a "bad trip" on ANY drug bc my mother made me think I'd die if I tried anything! This behavior has stayed with me throughout my entire life. Everytime I hear Sebastian talk about health or medical, kids, family...I swear it's literally my life!!

@pamkydes7826 3 жыл бұрын

😆😆Guys. Wait until you need stairlifts!!! 😂😂😂

@maryandrade6942 3 жыл бұрын

OMG Byron Lake!! Love that pool! Took my kids every day in the summer. Love the duck story!!

@AnasCorner 3 жыл бұрын

Probably a male giraffe and the other a female. He was checking to see if she was ovulating. They're weird that way. Those kinds of behaviors in animals are usually related to "gettin it on". I no longer visit zoos, go to circuses, etc...it's so depressing.

@SicilianStrega13 3 жыл бұрын

I agree it's sad to see these animals trapped for our entertainment

@justafryguy 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I learned something new today!

@Stephlovesnapping 3 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking. On both accounts.

@PearlJamAndBiscuits 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I dont go to zoo's anymore either. The last time I went, there was a polar bear sitting there and I swear he looked like he just wanted to die. Ive never seen an animal so sad. I swore off zoo's after that. Too depressing.

@anthonylaspin2579 3 жыл бұрын

I’m late to the game but I’ve been watching for maybe the last 3 months and I’m on house arrest during a pandemic...I watch em all lol....this has hands down become my favorite pod. Y’all are the best!!! ✌🏼

@bellalisah8174 3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE Watching & Listening to their Podcasts before I goto bed, so I can unwind and relax with laughs! Thanks Pete, Sebastian👍🏼👍🏼

@MikeSolow 3 жыл бұрын

Thank god there aren't four hours of ad reads like every other podcast out there. Love this show!

@debbieskrletts725 3 жыл бұрын

Missed u guys. Got worried . Thought something happened to you. Glad all is ok

@marycoppola4643 3 жыл бұрын

OMG! Grew up in the 1960’s n my parents were exactly like Sebastions! What wrong with ur bed! 😂😂Exact same line!

@riley7brown 3 жыл бұрын

can you imagine being the 35,001 ant? hahahhaha

@debbieskrletts725 3 жыл бұрын

Not only would my mother not blame the other parents but she'd smack me for breaking my arm

@GrammyGray638 3 жыл бұрын

Old school!

@kelleygates4881 3 жыл бұрын

No shit! My folks raised me to make informed decisions. If I got hurt, oh well, sucks to be me, suck it up princess, lesson learned. LOL

@cleomaddiem3581 3 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh .... my parents are Croatian, immigrated to Melbourne Australia in the 1960s, while l was born, raised and live in Melbourne ... same thing with me and all my friends with immigrant parents .... we got hit or yelled at if we had an accident! Lol!!

@johndacruz7411 3 жыл бұрын

Been waiting for a new one ! Thanks guys !

@cobykenobi 3 жыл бұрын

"Is that a new flag? ok I'll hang it" LOL!!! SO TRUE PETE!

@MIMIDSH 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! I love how you guys make me (literally) laugh out loud. Thanks for the show! Pete to other people's children: Hey!!!! Where's your mask, guys!!! Pete to his own child: If it has nothing to do with you, it's not your business.

@JCSAXON 3 жыл бұрын

Well that does it. You’re now my favorite zoologists. You guys need to narrate a National Geographic wildlife special

@maryjensen5310 3 жыл бұрын

You took me back talking about Omega restaurant. I used to go there for the best Greek chicken. And lemon rice soup. Thanks for that memory. You guys had me laughing so hard at the zoo story.

@ellennoonan8437 3 жыл бұрын

This just made my Saturday night lol !!!

@estebanmartinez667 3 жыл бұрын

Gentleman. Thank you. I appreciate your honesty, humility, comedic approach to almost all aspects of life. One day I love to see you all in person. Stay well.

@davidhenry7659 3 жыл бұрын

the 35001 ant!!! i just spit out my drink!!! lmao that's hilarious ! You guys are the best hands down. I have such a better attitude after I listen to your cast. thanks Pete and Sebastian!! Keep it coming.

@susanbrocksmith919 3 жыл бұрын

😂 another great one! Pete, nowadays from what I see on the news, people get shot for saying things to 18 yrs old! I want to live where you do! Mom, one of you & Sebastians biggest fan is turning 89 on 2/9! Shout out to Betty Brocksmith next podcast? This has been a Godsend, she laughs so hard every week! Before she watched, I don’t remember ever hearing her laugh so hard! God bless you both! 🙏

@TheRobinsonmimi 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe I was worried about you guys! Keep going strong❤️

@joannecleary249 3 жыл бұрын

I was too.

@natashasev8888 3 жыл бұрын

Love this podcast! Look forward to it weekly! 1)Pete, so sorry for the loss of your dad. You’re in my prayers. My dad is currently in the hospital with Covid & it really is tragic not being there with him. People can’t imagine how bad it really is until you go through it. 2)Loving Animal Kingdom! 3)Wishing you both much success as this pandemic continues & beyond! 4)Keep bringing your fans the joy of your conversations!

@kevinwilliams129 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you !!!

@mr.Swartz 3 жыл бұрын

Ok fellas I’m sure this is gonna be a great show but I was hoping for a Super Bowl show Hosted by The Cast.. Sebastian could’ve taught us how to host and Pete can teach us how to be funny as fluck

@darrenbenson2606 3 жыл бұрын

😜🤪😝

@lonawhitten6854 3 жыл бұрын

FINALLY a new cast!!! Thanks for the laughs!!! HILARIOUS!!!

@roxannetracy2931 3 жыл бұрын

Sweet damn. Damn it, I'm happy. So, how do I get into this, "private line," eh? Love ya guy's!

@immortaltyger1569 3 жыл бұрын

Me too, I want to hear what KZfaq will censor. Like I need KZfaq to tell me what I should & shouldn't watch. Yeah, I know it could be different for kids.

@nolyssa 3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Maniscalco this is why you have Keratoconus, Sir. STOP RUBBING YOUR EYES! lol

@susanbrocksmith919 3 жыл бұрын

I’m a grandma now, and all kids/ friends lived 😂

@gstyles1644 3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought eh this podcast is ok now each week it’s like a drug I need it haha

@BrandonRicci21 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously the greatest podcast out right now, WOW.

@pamkydes7826 3 жыл бұрын

Sebastian: my Dad was a NYC cop: NO SLEEPOVERS, NO BIRTHDAY PARTIES. NO SCHOOL FIELD TRIPS! Never any friends over without parents home! NO TRICK-Or-TREATING.... I didn’t mind- had a very secure, loving childhood.

@biancadistefano7612 3 жыл бұрын

Pete on the ducks," you feel like Brad Pitt with a bag of bread!" 😂

@TurkeyDart 3 жыл бұрын

Best show hands down

@lisabeatty7778 3 жыл бұрын

You too make my day! 🤣

@jason2270227 3 жыл бұрын

Sebastian is so funny...but Pete...OMG....The Crew better have a season 2!

@vwalt6804 3 жыл бұрын

Rewatching on a 3 day lockdown in our City, due to a person with covid in the community. Perth Western Australia 😂🇦🇺

@susanshew2373 3 жыл бұрын

This is why I don't believe in zoos!

@jacobkush4444 3 жыл бұрын

They are the REAL KINGS of PODCASTS!!!

@manacfamily8725 3 жыл бұрын

Best podcast EVER!!!! Please the two of youz gimmie 2 casts a week.

@yogaisforeveryone 3 жыл бұрын

Funniest podcast ever! (: (But for real: the kids know about the compassionate instinct, bc yes, sadly those animals & lions are in captivity- Sarafina knew...animals can get depressed. Zoos are horrible sad and cruel places for animals. Rescue farms and sanctuaries like Animal Place in N CA are better for live animal viewing & education.

@susanmulvey6311 3 жыл бұрын

I agree with you completely. Poor zoo animals!

@susanshew2373 3 жыл бұрын

I so agree with you!

@melindac3368 3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Our zoo in NC is so good because the animals have so much room. It's still a zoo, though, but the workers stimulate them by hiding their food, etc. Big cats mostly sleep during the day.

@hollyfavicchio3628 3 жыл бұрын

You guys cheer me up in this pandemic! Love you guys. Keep up the Cast and I will definitely keep sharing.

@jlr8889 3 жыл бұрын

YAAAAY!! Eagerly awaiting this would be an understatement 🤣💜

@GrammyGray638 3 жыл бұрын

Right? Tease us last week with 2 shows.

@miteshraja4823 3 жыл бұрын

Noooo! They're going back to one show a week!? 😢

@sallycasas4170 3 жыл бұрын

Great, awesome. Yes, you two are "essential". This is the last show I watch b4 going to sleep 😴The laughs are perfect before 💤 Everything's going to be okay.

@noone7138 3 жыл бұрын

I bet there are a ton of us that would pay to hear that wonderful unPC preshow shenanigans. But sadly I understand why that may never be.

@rodneyj.3249 3 жыл бұрын

This show makes me so proud to be Icelandic!!

@toni2177 3 жыл бұрын

Omg it must be an Italian thing, my father never let me sleep over anyone’s house! He’d say” why, for what, you got ur own bed”. And that was it. No sleepovers. 😂😂

@kindnick58 3 жыл бұрын

THE CAST IS BACK BABY

@ronaldlozano2388 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite comedic podcast...and I follow many. Don't change a fuckin thing. You guys got a unique "thing" going. Thanks.

@vheth5968 3 жыл бұрын

That's how I was, because we were in big trouble if we did not let them know where you were. But that's not to say there were probably not times when some things did occur that I had questioned and was glad to get home without harm. It's a crazy fine line of issues, Pete. Situations can go several ways with your child going somewhere with others/and vice versa. You never know how its going to turn out. I have lot's of stories. It's very hard to be a Parent.

@greco37 3 жыл бұрын

Pro tip: flex your abs and keep your midsection tight while lifting anything. This stabilizes your core and takes the stress off the back muscles.

@kelcal6697 3 жыл бұрын

Lions always sleep loooong hours during the day....they’re mostly nocturnal

@clutchcarabelli8054 3 жыл бұрын

8:20..... ....I'm going to be laughing on and off for a week off of that

@markvarites510 3 жыл бұрын

Finally back!

@stephenbeltzner7736 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you kindly from Toronto gents

@tiatowery6409 3 жыл бұрын

Best podcast that’s out there

@lyndaseringa7929 3 жыл бұрын

Sebastian... come out to the Palm Springs area and take your family to The Living Desert. Lots of interesting animals there in a desert setting.🌞🌵

@christinestaffieri6796 3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't wait all week for you guys all the way from Brigantine NJ

@dianabanana9474 3 жыл бұрын

You two crack me up! Love your show!

@ertiebassy3612 11 ай бұрын

Sebastian adding years to his parent‘s lives….😅

@cbwavy 3 жыл бұрын

I literally searched for the show 10 mins before the notification came

@GrammyGray638 3 жыл бұрын

I've been searching for 2 days!

@DLiberty311 3 жыл бұрын

“She’s like a parrot!” 😂😂😂

@nachoslemonheadsmydadsboat8207 3 жыл бұрын

I had a teacher in 2nd grade ask me one day how the class was at recess and I told her isn't that your job to watch us...she was so taken back she stopped even calling on me in class to answer questions.

@nanysunflower3010 3 жыл бұрын

getting the animals ready🤣🤣

@frann.8879 3 жыл бұрын

Hi Pete, Sebastian..Such hilarious stories.😂😂..you guys make a superb team and we can see and hear consistently in every podcast...Keep up the great work,👏👏keep the podcast going ....it is greatly appreciated and much needed! To both of you and your families-be safe, be well✌️✌️☺️☺️