I can't believe they actually used Sam when they modeled the neighbor

"Njebohr. Njebohr. Njebohr." -Russian 7 year old 2019

They had this as an exhibit at PAX this year. They really didn't appreciate when I kept calling the main character of their game "The Kid Diddler" or "Diddles" for short.

Hey guys sorry it took so long between uploads. I've been working on a class reunion thingy for a family member and its taken significantly longer than expected. I'm finished now. So ITS TIME TO HIT THAT GAMER GRIND. On the roster: OUTERCHADS CoomKOV .12 Update Cowadoody and some other stuff i got planned. I need an employee. like an unpaid one. I need a slave.

wow the missing children posters when a kid dies damn

shout out tho that little 7 year old Russian social engineering master

The Jew hunts the blonde blue eyed kids in a game of tag or be bagged. Sam shower

10:09 and they say Heath Ledger is the best Joker.

Can we all take a min to appreciate Sam? He uploads frequently, his humor never wavers, his content and quality is tops. And this mans uploading every week or so. Idk if he's always been on the grind or something but dude kills it. In other words epstiendidntkillhimself.

This game taught me how to lure children into my basement 10/10

...so it's just TTT in 2019. Epic devs.

“In order to stop school shootings”-general Sam. You must claps the hands

I got molested on a scout camp when I was a kid and now I watch General Sam videos

Daddy its my turn on the computer

9:32 Please keep bringing that clip back. I actually go back to that Apex video all the time to play that part.

1:04 the kid in the middle left looks like you

Hey whaddaya know, it's a general Sam simulator. I can't wait to hop on this game and experience what it truly means to be Jewish

Dude that whimper "no.." sam made. You can feel the hopelessness as he prepares his ass to be tiddle. 4:40

*Rubbing of hands intensifies*

I love tuning into a sam video, and seeing no ads on it. Gives you that warm and fuzzy feeling that theres a special joke or two inside.

9:00 I was working at the gym and I cried so hard from laughing at this bit.

Geezus Sam, all these uploads got me shootin’ ropes!

I LOVE how each Sam video feels like a story! Rewatch value is through the roof!

In order to get better at pedophillia, I played this game

Imagine how many world war jokes sam is going to make when he plays call of duty mordern warfare.

There's a level of style to these videos the you don't find anywhere else. I dig it.

Please do more of these. These videos always leave me crying with laughter

Seeing sam actually sensor himself 😂 more and more tells you how much trouble he been getting himself into 😂

I still firmly believe this is one of your best videos and it's severely underappreciated

I've been missing this prime Sam content.

At 2:19 sam had that look in his eyes that he was about to risk it all

That intro almost made me cry

I've spent the last 4 hours watching Sam's videos. Best content!

I bet even this “secret” neighbor hates Sam’s guts just as much as his irl neighbors.

glad there is finally a guide for these sweet children

2:05 -Sun zoo

i genuinely believe this is one of sams best videos, on jah

Very cool of you to post this video Sam

The ending was terrifying

Wham! Bam! Thank you, Sam!

Sound track on point mah man

I have been waiting for this moment, but take a shower you mega chad

i started wheezing at 2:20, sam your gonna give me a hernia

Love the videos general

This was a really good one sam!

My house is probably burning down rn but ayy new Sam video 🙏

That laugh at the end was some real spooky shit, ngl.

“I live in smethwick Birmingham” same bro, nothing to brag about 😂

this is one of the best KZfaq videos I've ever watched

That fucking pause when you say "to stop school shootings" was so good.

You stood there and watched him get sacrificed for your escape and you still got caught 😂😂

I lol the first 5 secs... instant liked! 🤣

Aye Sam, just want you to know that there’s people out there that actually give a shit about sincerity in content. The internet is bullshit and it revolves around morons and stuff, you know the whole jizzjam chief. Point is, you should know you still have a lot of stuff that these idiots don’t which is a fan base of people with brains, keep making good shit brother we appreciate you.

2:18 Sam monkaS'ing cause hes waiting for that YT ban lol nice meme though

1:06 its your average saturday night in that house from that one dark brotherhood oblivion quest

2:22 the best joke Sam has ever told

Keep up the good work Sam.

9:21 I L L T A K E Y O U D O W N

I LOVE THIS

Finally a general Sam simulator

The ending is the creepiest thing I've seen all year.

Thanks for uploading on my birthday sam

My man Sam, coming at the left like a Alpha Chad Neighbor

Mom: Son, what are you doing in the bathroom? Son: 7:44

New Red Dead update is pretty good, i can see some good content coming out soon. Some new cowboy drip, some good ol filthy criminals to hunt and some animals to butcher. Classic General sam content.

9:32 The best line on this channel

Man 10/10 The words Cant connect are the best words in the world

The ending wus absolute kino

THE LAST PART HAD ME LOL

1:30 to be exactly its neighbord´s son who passed away long time ago

This is probably what happens when his neighbors come over to borrow his grill again.

It's so creepy how the kids die and turn into missing posters. Wtf I was tryna sleep tonight.

The last part made me WHEEZE

That laughing near the end tho

Jesus that ending scared the fuck out of me lmao

2:09 had me rolling

Lol that dad was pissed

That fucking monologue is my favorite part.. I couldn't stop laughing ..

That ending is so fucking hectic that my bunglehole collapsed

sam lifts my depression

Real gamer moments

I like the flashlight effects

Man I thought you made a video on this that was a banger. I though I was going mad when I tried to rewatch it but couldn’t find it anywhere 😢

7:47 HIS PLAYER HAS NO HAIRRRR xDDDDD

Them hamburgler bois lol

“Hello gamers” 😂

Are you serial? ......I’m super serial...man bear pig is no joke Sam!!!!!!

Sam in his natural habitat.

“Helloooo gamerrrssss”

I just love every video

9:32 god tier

3:36 stowp

10:13 that laugh got me dying.

Coming from Birmingham UK, it is fucking wild that you used that audio

the kenshi saga is epic

Daddy Sam back at again

Everytime Sam says Pedophile take a shot.

been stuck in traffic for 3 hours trying to evacuate, thanks for improving my day sam

This reminded me of everybody playing mafia at Summit

No homo bro but you lookin slim, good work breh