Seinfeld George Security Guard Chair
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14 жыл бұрынThis reminded me of my friend hahaha.
George: That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.
From Season 7 Episode 3
@joshualapointe4239 10 жыл бұрын
Remember, George can sense the slightest human suffering.
@adude8424 5 жыл бұрын
is he sensing anything right now?
@jupiterone2045 5 жыл бұрын
Well he is a man of the people
@mateusgibosky7239 5 жыл бұрын
He can also see if someone is uncomfortable at a party
@Acsense509 4 жыл бұрын
He's been able to familiarize himself with it, as it surrounds his life. No matter who it may be, within seconds of being around him, George can sense that they are certainly suffering.
@ellencarter8459 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, only so he can make their suffering worse
@MrFunkhauser 4 жыл бұрын
They had guns and there was 2 of them, that security guard would have been killed. George saved his life.
@joshfactor1 3 жыл бұрын
i'm not sure what heist you were watching but i only saw one
@SamBennett1994 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshfactor1 a second guy is holding the door open at the very end
@joshfactor1 3 жыл бұрын
@@SamBennett1994 well, it's blink and you'll miss it so it was difficult to notice
@AR-nr4nu 3 жыл бұрын
That's something George would definitely say to justify his act.
@randomfullywonderful 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm, then that bypasses the joke, the joke being that there wouldn't even have been a robbery if the guard wasn't sleeping.
@skwisgarskwigelf7191 7 жыл бұрын
one of the few scenes where George thinks of someone else besides himself
@shinyam75 6 жыл бұрын
In one scene he is very upset that he got a waiter fired in a Chinese restaurant.
@Jaska8000 6 жыл бұрын
George is alter ego of Larry David. In Curb Larry is worried that limo driver has to wait hours outside while Larry is in restaurant. So Larry brings the poor man doggy bag and steals fork in the process.
@robertgarcia7024 5 жыл бұрын
It's because he is black, George wants a black friend.
@Gos1234567 5 жыл бұрын
Adam Zimmerman wrong,very wrong
@AMurr45 5 жыл бұрын
@@dontfearthereaper2887 Roberts talking about because the episode where he was looking for a black friend because they guy at work he said looked like sugar ray Leonard and was trying to prove he isn't saying they all look alike. And in order to do so he needed a black friend
@Sizdothyx 4 жыл бұрын
"We live in a society ..." - George Costanza
@sexhaver420 4 жыл бұрын
Bottom text
@sheffrudytke1086 4 жыл бұрын
Chinese restaurant
@3rd-Wave_Rebel 4 жыл бұрын
That’s Joker’s line.
@gullybop1695 4 жыл бұрын
"We are supposed to act in a civilized way."
@FriendlyCroock 3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing a security guard could do in this case anyway.
@yaronkl 4 жыл бұрын
George is , for once, right. Try to stand for hours on your feet in one place for hours. It actually hurts.
@quattro4468 3 жыл бұрын
Then haveing to do ot allover again in a few hours.
@mizzury54 3 жыл бұрын
It makes for smelly feet too.
@snackasmversion2752 3 жыл бұрын
As a former security guard, you get used to it.
@TjamVideoMan 3 жыл бұрын
As a former security guard: You don’t have to just stand in one place all day, it’s good to walk and look around - instead of being in one place so the criminals don’t know where to find you and what your blind spots are... And you get BREAKS!!
@TjamVideoMan 3 жыл бұрын
@Pop-Actor You ALWAYS get breaks!🙄
@Ramen117 9 жыл бұрын
Bar-stool would have been better.
@marioiacolucci 8 жыл бұрын
I like bar stools
@marioiacolucci 8 жыл бұрын
I like that idea!
@BackseatCharlie 7 жыл бұрын
There will be no comedic effect if he gave the security gaurd a bar stool.
@giraffesareselfish9563 6 жыл бұрын
GucciArzola , can he swivel?
@optimisticwhovian1726 5 жыл бұрын
bar stools have no back though they suck, and he had no counter to lean on
@alexanderjbf 9 жыл бұрын
They always had such great guest actors on Seinfeld, even playing the smallest roles
@cockoffgewgle4993 7 жыл бұрын
Is that dude the shoe whore from Curb?
@donesy125 7 жыл бұрын
Cockoff Gewgle yes it is "I am not a shoe whore" lol
@TerryGrancho 5 жыл бұрын
@@donesy125 He´ll always be a salesman...
@clarkbar 4 жыл бұрын
@@cockoffgewgle4993 i love finding actors who were on both curb and seinfeld
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll 4 жыл бұрын
Really? Guy seemed like a douche
@arcticridge 6 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much satisfaction it gave me to see him sit down
@12171010011010 4 жыл бұрын
arcticridge his smile is wholesome
@vipersquad 3 жыл бұрын
@@12171010011010 Like a smile on Christmas Day. You could tell that chair brought so much joy into his life.
@Cartman4wesome 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never understood why cashiers don’t have like a bar stool.
@omgidontno 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cartman4wesome I'm not joking when I say it is a literal deliberate tactic from bosses and corporate admin to "make workers more alert and attentive" and because people in America complain that service workers who sit down are unprofessional looking.
@seba3663 3 жыл бұрын
Being a working man yes I would love a chair
@JabberCT 6 жыл бұрын
"Criminals! Boom. I'm up. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
@JohnAckerman93 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they offered him a chair and he turned it down
@DoctorCyan 4 жыл бұрын
John Ackerman Wouldju get outta here?
@aarontheperson6867 4 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorCyan Who's gonna turn down a chair?
@roguesheep3083 4 жыл бұрын
That's the training.
@jimmyfale6370 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand what you mean
@sodapopbrosky 4 жыл бұрын
This was actually the nicest thing George had done for anyone through the whole series.
@giraffesareselfish9563 3 жыл бұрын
Not true, he sent the Ross's on a carriage ride with Kramer and Rusty, of course he had an alternative motive....lol
@DrSmug-yj9ot Жыл бұрын
@@giraffesareselfish9563 But he actually didn't have an ulterior motive here. That's what makes this scene special.
@BlackNGoldRules Ай бұрын
@@DrSmug-yj9otHe only did it because he thinks the security guard looks like Sugar Ray Leonard.
@leafyutube 9 жыл бұрын
Poor Susan. The day she met George was the beginning of her demise.
@jackgrimaldi8685 5 жыл бұрын
It's Lyli
@erichoule8990 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Lily
@RamKumar-yi6wn 5 жыл бұрын
Elaine was. Julia Lois Dreyfus hated the Susan actress. Since she has a lot of suction with Jerry Seinfeld she pushed on him to have her character killed off.
@ITI-xi5zx 4 жыл бұрын
@@RamKumar-yi6wn Wrong- it was George's actor
@dschoenewald7320 4 жыл бұрын
Susan sucks. All day, every day
@TheAlfrulz 4 жыл бұрын
And they say George doesn't have any black friends.
@giraffesareselfish9563 3 жыл бұрын
Carl "The Exterminator", that's what we called him in high school, Linebacker
@lorirose4841 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@_meangreenjersey973 2 жыл бұрын
@@giraffesareselfish9563 😂🤣🤣
@Kearyjb 2 жыл бұрын
Besides Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer he doesn't have any white friends either.
@YaoEspirito 2 жыл бұрын
The episode with the 'Black friends' had me roaring outloud. Hilarious!
@gregorcollins 12 жыл бұрын
Classic Seinfeld. That security guard was a great actor.
@YaoEspirito 2 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld always had fantastic guest actors. Just perfect.
@rj9617 Жыл бұрын
He nailed that part.
@alr9967 6 ай бұрын
Are you sensing anything right now? Jerry delivered lines like that impeccably
@leontarmann3449 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked as museum security, thanks George, I appreciate you having a heart for us ❤
@gilberts8107 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see a standing security guard I think of this episode
@willievarner2936 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@BlackNGoldRules Ай бұрын
I hope you bring them a chair.
@MaxisGameplays 4 жыл бұрын
AS a security guard, I support Georges thoughts on the chairs. Also it'S usually 12 hours, not 8 hours.
@silversnail1413 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I switched to night shifts just so I wouldn't have to stand around all day anymore.
@snackasmversion2752 3 жыл бұрын
Where do you do security? I was usually on my feet for eight, but as a security guard... Well former, I give George kudos, we're always looked at as a dime a dozen.
@carpetclimber4027 3 жыл бұрын
@Robert Edwin House That does indeed sound brutal. That's alot of hours in just three days.
@conman852 2 жыл бұрын
The cashiers at Aldi took up George's offer
@Labyriiint 8 жыл бұрын
the way George says 'i suppose he can swiwel' is just so fucking perfect.
@axelfoley1406 Жыл бұрын
Well, he is a man of the people.
@stevefowler1787 7 жыл бұрын
Jerry: Can you sense any right now? One of the many things I liked about the show was how Jerry would always have a comeback that would put George down but George would always shrug it off and move on...
@zmatthew91 4 жыл бұрын
That's me in real life 😂😂😂😂
@gerardkowalski7683 3 жыл бұрын
Just like my daily life
@okrajoe 9 жыл бұрын
Every man needs a good chair. Should have got him a barstool...
@mccabber24 9 жыл бұрын
With a back?
@lynnturman8157 9 жыл бұрын
Clutch7 swivel?
@Kenny3stacks 9 жыл бұрын
Lynn Turman iii supposed he could swivel...
@marioiacolucci 8 жыл бұрын
does IKEA sell barstools?
@lynnturman8157 8 жыл бұрын
Mario Iacolucci who said that line?
@neglectoid 12 жыл бұрын
this whole bit smells of larry david.
@khaledlayadi4331 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help it but noticing that you made this comment 8 years ago , so if you were 15 yo , now you're 23 yo , how it does it feel ? Lol
@K4inan 4 жыл бұрын
@@khaledlayadi4331 jesus youre so dumb
@you-jb8ef 4 жыл бұрын
K4inan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@calebjaymes9710 4 жыл бұрын
@@khaledlayadi4331 lol he feels older
@RamKumar-yi6wn 4 жыл бұрын
@@K4inan 😒 you're so bitter.
@rbadami101sw 3 жыл бұрын
"Are you sensing anything right now" from Jerry is a great line
@EatCarbs 10 жыл бұрын
As a security guard myself it does suck standing all day.. But you DO get breaks.. and a lunch at some point.
@gullybop1695 4 жыл бұрын
Then you do a double shift Ouch!!!
@donjulio4671 4 жыл бұрын
I work as a guard right now and I was standing and a lovely lady told me to watch this.😂
@EatCarbs 4 жыл бұрын
I've stood for 12 hours... it was horrible
@gullybop1695 4 жыл бұрын
@@EatCarbs I stood for 16 hours doing security for AutoZone
@EatCarbs 4 жыл бұрын
@@gullybop1695 Ouch =(
@vincentaurelius2390 4 жыл бұрын
The guard played his part perfectly.
@7thhokage87 3 жыл бұрын
He seemed so much happier once he got a chair
@rayfinkle9924 8 жыл бұрын
That is brutal especially in retail to be on your feet all day!
@marioiacolucci 8 жыл бұрын
it would be bigtime
@marioiacolucci 8 жыл бұрын
+dhide14 I would
@RickAintStoned 8 жыл бұрын
+Oley Oley Try being a chef
@luisdelgado2673 8 жыл бұрын
+Rick Elkin the line is brutal
@Envy987001 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck retail.
@JohnBonini 5 жыл бұрын
I like how when George stands and screams, "Criminals!" only one guy in the background responded to the unusual public exclamation in the coffee shop.
@everuby4787 4 жыл бұрын
Is NYC people get up and scream all kind of crazy things all the time and why would you lift your eyes or even bother...
@craigstevens6693 2 жыл бұрын
The most “Larry” moment maybe ever forGeorge
@stevefowler2112 4 жыл бұрын
No one can obsess like George Constanza
@axx012 7 жыл бұрын
" I suppose he could swivel"
@0megacron 7 жыл бұрын
LOL guess that chair was a little TOO comfortable...
@dornelli1 Жыл бұрын
here in my local post office in Brazil I feel exactly the same thing; a guard doing nothing at all on his feet all day long with a tired look in his eyes while surrounded by chairs and me, dying to say/do something
@eyecontactleadsto 12 жыл бұрын
Never noticed before that at the beginning the shirt Susan holds against George and says 'what do you think?'. In the next scene George is wearing it (regardless if whether he liked it or not).
@TjamVideoMan 3 жыл бұрын
0:37 v 0:47 - Did you notice THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF RED SHIRTS?!! The one she held up to him was a long sleeve pull-over. What George wore in that next scene was a button down dress shirt!
@eyecontactleadsto 3 жыл бұрын
@@TjamVideoMan Did you notice YOU REALLY DONT NEED TYPE IN CAPS AND BE A CONDESCENDING ASS WHEN DISPUTING A POINT?!! Maybe they are not the exact same shirt but as a joke I feel it still scans. You can meticulously stop the frames and cross check buttons if you want, I still think the editors and costume department did it intentionally.
@TjamVideoMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@eyecontactleadsto I really DO need to TYPE IN CAPS when replying to someone that can’t notice the OBVIOUS !! Hurts to get OWNED doesn’t it?! LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL !!!
@TjamVideoMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@eyecontactleadsto If you knew anything about television show production, you would realize that those two scenes were most likely not even filmed on the same day... The actors had little real time connection from one scene to the next! IT WAS A COINCIDENCE that the two shirts were red... Anyone who graduated beyond backyard home movie production would know that !!
@eyecontactleadsto 3 жыл бұрын
@@TjamVideoMan Haha wow I love how in trying to belittle me you’ve actually made me feel a lot better about myself lol At least I’m not trolling through internet comments needing to take everything so personal and be so petty. Good luck and I hope you cheer up sometime soon.
@ibrodirka6628 5 жыл бұрын
I cant tell you how much joy I had in me when I saw the security guards face when sitting down.
@oh1life2live 7 жыл бұрын
4:11 onward: Damn hilarious; the expression, the rocking the chair; not bad at all... LOL.
@111danish111 6 жыл бұрын
Before that he was only giving terse answers !
@budbundy8806 6 жыл бұрын
100%))
@simonetanzi5103 5 жыл бұрын
One of my personal "hidden gems", beautiful delivery
@TheKromusDevice 3 жыл бұрын
Whats funny about this show, is every time George tried to help someone - he ended up destroying them in the process lol.
@TheBoomhahaha 5 жыл бұрын
When I worked security I had a 16 hour shift for Black Friday. I wasn't allowed to sit at all
@Maaden84 4 жыл бұрын
Did you at least get to tackle someone?
@Deadlyaztec27 4 жыл бұрын
I would have found a comfortable wall and leaned heavily on it lol
@gullybop1695 4 жыл бұрын
He brought him a old lady rocking chair. LOL!!
@MarCuseus 4 жыл бұрын
@@Deadlyaztec27 How about the floor? Floors are like walls...
@afriend9428 3 жыл бұрын
*Get another job they were monsters where you worked sir!* 💡
@jamesentertainment9030 4 жыл бұрын
George’s back must hurt from carrying the show
@samfranco4641 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair kramer helped him carry it.
@jamesentertainment9030 4 жыл бұрын
L S Everyone but Jerry Seinfeld. You could replace him with anyone and the show would be just as good
@jamesentertainment9030 4 жыл бұрын
L S His bad acting was funny occasionally, but I think most of the time it was a bit distracting, as if it reminded you the story was fake. That’s just my opinion though.
@jamesentertainment9030 4 жыл бұрын
L S Yes, it’s a realistic fiction show, taking place in an real NY setting. All of the shenanigans that went on in the show could happen in real life, which made it so funny
@jamesentertainment9030 4 жыл бұрын
@L S Sorry, I am not speaking out of my buttocks, because it is physically impossible to do that
@jeffdgilbert 2 жыл бұрын
Haha. Im a Security Guard 💂♂️ and Id prefer a chair 🪑 Thanks George for caring for the slightest human plight!
@drs669123 10 жыл бұрын
"you obviously a well proportioned individual" LOL
@budbundy8806 6 жыл бұрын
2:05 2:17 2:33 4:05 same person.
@JohnBonini 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're quadruplets who live in the same neighborhood and like to dress alike.
@yos2481 5 жыл бұрын
I remember when I get lost I've made loops past stores.
@kyle30710 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, awesome
@arteksound2941 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's the robber scoping out the place.
@forman208 5 жыл бұрын
How the FUCK do you even notice that lol
@PeanutButterRedneck 9 жыл бұрын
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
@Batman8657 9 жыл бұрын
TabascoSauceandMayo Holy shit. All this time I thought it was "SNAP IT, SNAP IT, SNAP IT"
@kylebrainpresents 8 жыл бұрын
+Batman8657 I though it was "Stoppin', Stoppin', Stoppin' "
@JacksonBetz 8 жыл бұрын
+Ratpop Genius I thought it was "Stab him! Stab him! Stab him!"
@JohnBonini 5 жыл бұрын
@AsSeenOnTV Same here. "Stop it!" is written in the script. I was surprised, and now find it funny that he'd just say "Stop it!" to criminals as a law enforcement individual.
@shawnmcdoge2215 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair no one thought it was a good idea to wake up the guard when he fell asleep initially?....I blame the store employees
@AndrewBarsky 6 ай бұрын
“I can sense the slightest human suffering.” “Are you sensing anything right now?” Now that was quick 😂
@richardsiciliano7117 4 жыл бұрын
George really didn't do a lot of good things for the Ross family.
@giraffesareselfish9563 3 жыл бұрын
Not true, he tried to replace the bread....
@RoadTripzz14 2 жыл бұрын
Yes but they also aced him out of the 20 acre oceanfront estate in Southampton. Consider that.
@GAS.M3 5 жыл бұрын
“Are you sensing anything right now?” lol 😂 🤣
@achildofgod9954 4 жыл бұрын
Who would think about this scenario and turn it into one of the most hilarious scenes in sitcom history ? That’s why Seinfeld the show is the funniest sitcom ever.
@rafaelsale6364 8 ай бұрын
Once George bring a chair to the security guard, he sits down. A few hours later, the store gets held up. Of course, the security guard is asleep in his chair. That can only happen in Sienfeld. 😂
@forman208 6 ай бұрын
Did you really think it was necessary to sum up what everyone clearly watched?
@roybatty- 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to have seen how George arrived at choosing a rocking chair.
@CheerfullyCynical829 10 ай бұрын
George should have gotten him a foldable steel chair so the guard could comfortably sit, but not rest his head back. You rest your head, you're fallin' asleep!
@TheoneandonlyGTA 12 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, George might have saved his life! :P
@cpharris41 5 жыл бұрын
Possibly, but definitely cost him his job.
@imadrifter 4 жыл бұрын
You can get another job. You cannot get another life.
@tiphotisted 4 жыл бұрын
Brea Canyon Drifter not unless you get a 1-up
@metsrus 4 жыл бұрын
not necessarily, what if he woke up in the middle of the heist or the robber decided to kill him in his sleep
@hafeezasif7932 3 жыл бұрын
@@metsrus robbers normally don't like to kill people especialy if there not a threat robberies mean a few years in jail but murder is something they take alot more seriously and get you the death penalty
@GrahamSiggins 7 жыл бұрын
Just came here for the "STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!" One of my favorite George lines from the entire show
@Puckanm 4 жыл бұрын
now having seen curb your enthusiasm I cant stop picturing Larry in every of these scenes! It would just totally fit!
@latoyaharvey1853 7 жыл бұрын
No such thing as "small actor's"...ONLY small roles
@he-man704 7 жыл бұрын
What about a really short actor? Like a midget.
@thagrammarnazi 7 жыл бұрын
Latoya Harvey What about Tara Reid?
@latoyaharvey1853 7 жыл бұрын
thagrammarnazi what about that coke head ?....
@thagrammarnazi 7 жыл бұрын
I'm saying would she not be an example of a small actor/actress?
@maris_molotov 7 жыл бұрын
Not midgets, little people
@gildty9581 5 жыл бұрын
3:05 I think the joke there with the director's chair looking pompous is that the director, Larry David, probably sits in one when he's directing the show. Such a damn clever joke.
@primary2630 6 жыл бұрын
"I supposed if they gave me one, I'd sit down" LMFAO dude is so passive but straight forward. A stool would be best. Quick stand-up and ease from pressure on feet which would make him more flight of foot.
@TheJellymonty 11 жыл бұрын
I like the way the security guard is trying so hard not to laugh when George walks in.. You can literally see him struggling not to laugh.
@Wis_Dom 6 жыл бұрын
*Twist:* The robber was George Costanza!
@krishopson9214 4 жыл бұрын
I love the back and forth of 2:40 to 3:15. Great chemistry between Jason and Jerry.
@0oidiedinatimemachineo024 2 жыл бұрын
lmao the way the guard starts rocking the chair slightly "not bad, not bad at all"
@4exgold 10 жыл бұрын
would love a ringtone with George just say "stop it, stop it, stop it" XD
@4exgold 9 жыл бұрын
ramy ho lol no, cos you see the guard is seeing criminal activity, jumping out of his chair and saying stop it!
@laylover7621 7 ай бұрын
The delivery on "not bad at all" + the rocking really got me
@michaelfurminger6432 4 ай бұрын
That smile when he sat down was excellent acting
@RapMusic24 12 жыл бұрын
"George : I can sense the slightest human suffering.Jerry : Are you sensing anything right now?" Lol,i love those one liners from Jerry directed at George
@theWn123 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect George looking out for the little guy
@TraitofSiNN727 9 ай бұрын
the last part the guard snoozing away while there's a hold up. only Larry David would had thought of that one.🤣
@chapter4444 4 жыл бұрын
This show is amazing
@davetubervid 4 жыл бұрын
George is a comic genius...I love him
@BruceWayne-tm9rh 6 жыл бұрын
I'm his nephew, don't worry about it!
@gaycatlover3030 7 жыл бұрын
By far the most brilliant sitcom ever made!
@alexquinonez8443 2 жыл бұрын
"One day I would love to come in and see u sitting down " 😂
@marcushendriksen8415 3 жыл бұрын
I am actually a security guard who has fallen asleep on the job via sitting on a chair. Keep in mind though, that I started at 6am after finishing another shift at 3am, so fatigue was definitely a factor. Not only that, but it was at a library, where armed robberies are not too frequent
@aaronthoming8192 6 жыл бұрын
So when I was a security gaurd, this is why people always came in and said "Give the man a chair"......
@richwhiteman2755 3 жыл бұрын
Behind every good man, is a chair !
@socallawrence 4 жыл бұрын
As a security guard, I know the discomfort of having to stand all day. I do like the barstool idea that some commentators have suggested on here or a podium.
@Ray-dl5mp 3 жыл бұрын
Ren·ais·sance man 🤪 you sound like a nice guy.
@socallawrence 3 жыл бұрын
Ren·ais·sance man 🤪 I didn’t mean barstool I should of said more like a podium.
@enjoyitbro 3 жыл бұрын
George cared more about the security guard sitting than he did when his fiance died
@stubobish 3 жыл бұрын
Just so many hilarious scenes on Seinfeld. It was such a great show!
@ivenstorm 10 жыл бұрын
I do think he is on to something. As a cashier that has to do 7, 8 hour shifts, I hate it when we aren't allowed to sit down as apparently "it makes us look lazy". Screw that, I'd rather look lazy and have my legs and back in one piece than stand for 7-8 hours with very little breaks in between(we get 2 15 min breaks, 3 of which is heading to the break room, 3 heading back, so really 9 minutes sitting down each break. I'm not saying let us sit for 7-8 hours, but rather in between customers when there is no one around and all our other work is done.
@SapientSpaceApe 9 жыл бұрын
My old manager told me that she makes the cashiers stand because people tend to scan and bag the items a little slower when they're sitting down. I guess it must add up over the course of an eight hour shift. Still though, standing for eight hours does suck.
@ivenstorm 9 жыл бұрын
***** thats bs. In Europe they sit down and you bag your own stuff. Only in North America have we gotten so lazy that we can't pack our own groceries, while forcing people to stand for 8 hours lifting and bagging.
@SapientSpaceApe 9 жыл бұрын
ivenstorm True. I live in Europe (Ireland to be specific) and check-out workers typically sit down in large retail chains like Tesco and SuperValu. It's only in the smaller stores that they're made to stand.
@tjttzcspplt 9 жыл бұрын
Try being a nurse.
@ivenstorm 9 жыл бұрын
Sissy Brooks Mothers a nurse, I don't envy what she goes through, though she gets more chances to sit down than I do as a cashier. She also gets the opportunity to walk around, which trust me helps a ton more than standing in one spot.
@kathleenmareekelly5958 7 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld answers the most important questions of life!
@muziqatm2024 11 жыл бұрын
"I suppose he can swivel" ROFL
@kanzenchowa9868 9 жыл бұрын
4:10 he has a nice smile.
@eccentriclullaby1357 4 жыл бұрын
Loved seeing him smile when he got to sit down! ♥️😄 It also would have been funny if he had a lifeguard chair, lmaooo. Such a hassle to bring into the store, but he'd get to see from above 😂
@dakotasmith6605 8 жыл бұрын
George is, uncharacteristically, the most compassionate of the group in this one. Yes, studies have shown that most people do their jobs better while standing up versus sitting down, and yes, security guards should always be on alert, but as someone who has spent 9 years of their life working in jobs that require standing up, I'd really like to walk into a restaurant or bar and see employees sitting down. Then again, I'm also the kind of person who cleans my own table before leaving a restaurant in order to make the wait-staff's jobs easier and I also tend to tip around 35%(despite being near-poverty myself), so maybe I'm just weird and/or and/or generous.
@MrWhite-pn7ui 8 жыл бұрын
+Dakota Smith Please tell me how the hell a bartender in a busy bar would be able to do their job sitting down. Not trying to be a hardass, but it really wouldn't be practical. The important thing is to have thick rubber mats, those make a big difference.
@MrWhite-pn7ui 8 жыл бұрын
***** I agree. While I'm a MAJOR proponent of tipping, 35% is very steep.
@Zmaj85 8 жыл бұрын
Try to program while standing
@musichead2886 8 жыл бұрын
+Dakota Smith Ahh Shut Up!!!
@chucksneedmoreland 8 жыл бұрын
+Dakota Smith You can detect the slightest human suffering, good job!
@843idfa 4 жыл бұрын
0:40 “what do you think?” ... next second he’s wearing it.
@tigerarmy07 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, good catch!
@TobiasTheWolf 4 жыл бұрын
I use to be a guard dog for Gucci and I can confirm that you had to stand for 8hrs, sometimes 12. Fortunately I worked at the flagship Gucci so I had a partner and we would rotate doing small patrols to at least stretch our legs. We would use the elevator to squat for 9 seconds.
@drServitis 7 жыл бұрын
I liked the part where the security guard fell asleep. That was funny.
@CodepageNet 4 жыл бұрын
i thought he was just to slow to get up on time. but when i saw him flat out sleeping thru the robbery LOL many things that look odd at first glance do have a reason. but i agree that this is unimaginable standing 8 hours at one point. I would go nuts within 20 minutes... no kidding. If i could walk in circles, problem solved :-)
@erickgranados5867 3 жыл бұрын
This show is the best..in every episode something new always happens..love seinfeld i laugh like a crazy maniac every time i watch it 😂😄😅
@Soundtrack33VEVO 5 жыл бұрын
The Shirt that Susan Gave Him, is the one he’s wearing the Next Scene, did anybody notice that?
@shaunbarnett2972 5 жыл бұрын
I"ve noticed it now.
@mmatgat 5 жыл бұрын
And then gave it to Jerry
@beeboy6967 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's the same shirt that got covered in chocolate cake twice at Elaine's friend baby shower ?
@douglasleon1171 4 жыл бұрын
Z3440 X yes, it was a sutil comedy approach. A way to say that george was already dominated for Susan haha.. the married life
@blacktimhoward4322 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't notice anything but your horrible capitalization. Must be a Trump voter
@xoof89 11 ай бұрын
Oh I know the feeling. If I get too comfortable sitting on a chair I end up falling asleep
@asteverino8569 3 жыл бұрын
Liked George . Also that security guard and how he played his part.
@LivinFree-st1rd 4 жыл бұрын
Grew up watching this in the 90’s 😂
@newlife3222 5 жыл бұрын
Security guard acted so good !
@cazeycroland4 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits. I saw this on KZfaq when I was a kid before I ever saw an episode and then got me into the show
@TTony-tu6dm 2 жыл бұрын
“Are you sensing anything right now?”
@abdomar0528 4 жыл бұрын
I had a feeling he would fall asleep! LMAO
@cloudtx 3 жыл бұрын
My sister works in a hardware store and she has to stand up all day. I feel so bad for her just like George here!
@KDC93 5 ай бұрын
That security guard has got some health issues if he so easily falls asleep in that kind of chair.
@umedavk2011 7 жыл бұрын
Just one more hilarious scene from the countless ones that make up this brilliant series.
@Lucy-ng7cw 7 жыл бұрын
Anyone else wish they had stayed with Susan for a while. I always find it funny how out of sync her and George are.
@greywolf187 6 жыл бұрын
Lucy Hunt the actors hated her irl, they said it was hard to do scenes with her and one of them demanded her to be fired or they would quit
@greywolf187 6 жыл бұрын
Walter White kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bL5-htmgqa-bYIU.html
@CodepageNet 6 жыл бұрын
i'm glad they ended it with a great pay off. she was ok, but the whole tripe got too much.
@BadgerGoodger 5 жыл бұрын
She always seemed like an awkward fit on the show compared to everyone else. She felt like a character from Friends or Mad About You walked into Seinfeld. I wasn't surprised to learn that they didn't like her much behind the scenes.
@monkeyb1820 5 жыл бұрын
Seems like I recall reading this somewhere too.
@domgullotta 4 жыл бұрын
George really is Larry David
@munimathbypeterfelton6251 3 жыл бұрын
And this, people, is exactly why no security guard in all of American retail history has ever had a chair to sit in on the job.
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