“The Marine Biologist” is the 14th episode of Season Five and the 78th overall. It originally aired February 10, 1994. It was directed by Tom Cherones and was written by Ron Hauge and Charlie Rubin.
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MiniEpisode about the story of George in the Episode The Marine Biologist.
Kramer has acquired a stash of 2,000 Titleist golf balls from a driving range and decides to practice his driving skills by hitting them into the ocean rather than a driving range. Jerry meets a female friend from college (Rosalind Allen), and claims that George is a marine biologist. George, who now is expecting a call from her, is upset because he prefers to lie about being an architect. Kramer returns home in humiliation, having missed every ball except one, and becomes obsessed with getting sand out of his clothing. At the beach, George keeps lying about his job when he is called upon to use his nonexistent marine biology skills to save a beached whale. The episode ends with George's dramatic retelling of his struggle with the whale in coffee shop, ultimately revealing that the whale's blowhole had been lodged with Kramer's Titleist golf ball. Kramer responds meekly that it was a "hole in one." George also told his girlfriend about not really being a marine biologist, and was summarily dumped.
Ending Scene:
George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! .......... I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction! (George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)
Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.
Seinfeld l "Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld is the main protagonist of the American television sitcom Seinfeld (1989--1998). The straight man among his group of friends, this semi-fictionalized version of comedian Jerry Seinfeld was named after, co-created by, based on, and played by Seinfeld himself. The series revolves around Jerry's misadventures with his best friend George Costanza, neighbor Cosmo Kramer, and ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes. He is usually the voice of reason amidst his friends' antics and the focal point of the foursome's relationship."