The fact Kramer can bring the board with him throughout New York City without knocking the pieces everywhere is impressive

how Kramer kicks the newspaper of the table, gets me every time! lol

The most realistic part is that they never finished the game before somebody smashed it

Seinfeld is truly ahead of it's time. Now this is the reality.

"Its a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives" dammit this show was gold!

Jerry doesn't wanna be Switzerland, a pirate, or a cowboy.

I guess I’ve never really internalized that Newman breaks into Jerry’s house to win a freaking board game

The way Newman runs after Kramer on the street is so funny, his form is so majestic.

"You're not a little anything Newman"

this leg move at 0:12 is pure genius

Playing Risk on the subway is the most Seinfeld shit ever lol

It always amazes me how well Wayne Knight moves in that scene. That dude is hauling ass.

That leg kick to clear the table is absolutely hysterical.

0:10 that's the attention to detail that made Seinfeld so great. Something as simple as kicking a newspaper off a table but in that super-quirky way that Kramer does it is just so funny.

Only those who have felt the agony and ecstasy of RISK can appreciate this.

I'm proud of myself for just realizing after all these years he could've just taken Newman with him and left the board.

Sales of this game probably spiked to an all time high after this aired.

I'll never forget one night 20 some odd years ago. There were 4 of us. Deeply submerged in a game of Risk. A buddy dropped by, very drunk, and after watching us for a few minutes, grabbed the board and threw it into the air. We have never forgiven him.

The writing is incredible

Kramer knocking at the door with his head is just epic. These little things make this show one of a kind.

Oh, I'm looking right at you, Big Daddy!

Seinfeld is, by a mile, the greatest show ever produced.

I love that the board doesn't just fall off them, it literally explodes in half from the sheet might of the Ukrainian fist

Kramer and Newman’s run down the street with the board, yelling after the tow truck, is one of the all-time greatest Seinfeld moments.

Newman running makes my life better.

I say it again and again ... They don't make sitcoms this good anymore. Period

Kramer, man. Guy has seriously got to be the best physical comedian of all time. Even better than Chaplin and Mr Bean. He's so animated and you see his mannerisms in every frame the guy is in. Total dedication. He's not twitchy at all in real so so that's pure acting.

This scene was a whole new meaning these days..

I remember as a kid laughing so hard at how the Ukrainian man's chop manages to split the board into 3 pieces and the huge explosion of pieces.

This show never gets old.

“Kramer, why do ya have to... Hello, *Newman.*

Newman plus Kramer = comic gold

I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!

Newman is so damn quick on his feet.

As Ukrainian I'm agreed with this Ukrainian- man. ) And by the way this character has a very good authentic look, which is rare even in the good Hollywood movies.

This hits hard today.

"You're not a little anything Newman." funny

I once played a thirteen hour long game of Risk over a few days. Classic clip.

A simple problem that would have been solved with a simple photograph of the board before they left. Gotta love dated comedy. Really takes you back to notice the little things like how nobody had cameras, let alone a way to quickly develop the film without using the whole roll. Remember rolls of film? This 90s kid remembers.

The way Newman squeezes his fat ass through that door.... "You're not a little anything, Newman. Now pack it up and get it out of here." THAT'S GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!

This show was pretty creative for ideas on Kramer having a reason to go in Jerry's apartment each time

"fish eye, sees all" is an incredible line

4:29 this aged like fine wine

"Thanks for havin me over, guys" is great.

I showed that scene on the subway to my co worker who is Ukrainian and I never saw him laugh so hard.

It's a game of world domination being played by 2 guys who can barely run their own lives! - one of the best lines in the entire series. Love it !!!

2022 and this show is living proof that Larry David runs the world.

This show is timeless and will never ever get old.

Seinfeld in the 2000s; Kramer takes a photo of the game with his iPhone, Newman hacks into his account.

That "Hello Newman" might have been the best one in the series, it had me in tears the first time I saw it!

Nobody gonna mention him knocking on the door backwards with his head instead of just using his foot

last 40 seconds is the most accurate representation of 2022 Russia

"It's a game of world domination played by two guys who barely run their own lives"

"You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck, a road 🍎 Newman. The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."

The Seinfeld universe...where high school never ended. Good times...

. 3:50 Watching Newman run gets me every time I see it LOL. That guy can really book!

2:06 “I’m a little insulted.” “You’re not ‘a little’ anything Newman!” 😂 lol

Newman is pretty quick for a big guy lol

One of the best subplots they ever came up with.

Kramer's scream is gold.

The hidden context in all symbolic meanings of each character in this video is just priceless.

I just realised that they actually accurately had the Ukrainian character only say "Ukraine" instead of how all the other American characters say "The Ukraine" nice touch.

I like how Jerry at the first didn't care, but because it was Newman he decided he needed to do everything in his power to stop him from cheating.

"I come from Ukraine, you not say Ukraine is weak!" "Yeah well we're playing a game her pal"

Nothing gets me feeling more nostalgic than Seinfeld and Risk, the game of global domination.

3:29 The Homer Simpson scream 😂🤣

Seinfeld best show of all time. I don't know how they can get such great recurring characters like Tim Whatley, Puddy, Jackie chiles, Bania, mr. Kruger, mr. Wilhelm. What i want to see more of was babu bhat, joe davola, tony, soup nazi, chinese restaurant guy, etc

"Im taking the Congo as a penalty" lol

3:10 Wayne Knight could easily play the Penguin he’s got the body the voice the looks the demeanor to play him perfectly

The last scene has suddenly become very relevant

What a well written and acted show

This subplot and Newman's speeding ticket with Kramer as a witness -- the two greatest Kramer/Newman stories they ever came up with.

I DONT WANNA BE SWITZERLAND

Damn, Newman can run for a big guy!

This aged well.

I have like watched every single Seinfeld clip on KZfaq, this might be my favourite one

My college roommates and I purchased Risk right after this episode. Epic battles were had. Risk trends to bring out some interesting behaviors from people, many of which are embarrassing. Add alcohol to the mix and let me tell you... Actual wars break out.

"I'm a... Little insulted." "You're not a little anything" Funniest thing in the video next to Newman rolling through Jerry's door as he tries to close iy

Comedy plus time equals tragedy. It goes the other way around too.

So many subtle hilarities throughout this series. Like Newman squeezing through the door and Jerry’s trying to keep him out. Or the cartoon skid Newman does in the hallway trying to hightail it outta there. Or Kramer’s leg kick of the newspaper clearing the table. This show is the GOAT. Hands down.

Part of me wants to see a world ran by Kramer, it would definitely fall to pieces pretty quickly but it would be one hell of a ride.

this show and married with children, the greatest sitcom ever produced, after those the rest are not even close.

Michael Richard's physical gags always crack me up. That kicking off the newspaper lol

What a great show... nothing can come closer to this sitcom

My friends and I play a risk game every month (well, our own custom version) and every game there is at least one point where one guy is standing up yelling "Ukraine not weak, Ukraine strong!"

Michael Richards may have his personal problems, but his effectiveness in physical comedy is one of the best performances out there

When I saw this, how they ran down the street and played on the subway, I thought there was a new Risk board with magnetic pieces. I thought it was soo cool, and wanted one. Now I know it was just Hollywood. But I still want one.

"I come from Ukraine you not say Ukraine weak." "we're playing a game here pal." "UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU!!I TAKE LITTLE BOARD AND SMASH!!"

3:51 Newman's 'high-step' sprinting.

All these years and it is still hilarious…and timely.

"Hello Newman !" Jerry uttering these two words with the peculiar "Tone" .... 😡 - " Hello Jerry !"

What impressed me since the first time I saw this was how Kramer moves/runs around with the game board and the pieces don't move. I finally came to the realization a little awhile ago that they were probably glued to the board.

I remember friends getting worked up about board games that Avalon Hill produced. Great games that really took several hours to play.

The exchange between Kramer and Newman is a great example of their smart acting. We think of them as over-the-top, but they're careful to never upstage each other. They're so deadpan and subdued when the other is talking, so the audience always has their attention in the right place, & the scene plays way funnier than if they were both constantly cranked up to 10. Great example of how comedy isn't just about hitting the punchline, it's also about knowing when to rein things in.

Kramer has keys to Jerry’s apartment. Hardly neutral.

Jerry and Larry were in control of EVERY detail of the show and it is evident in each episode. Genius. And Jerry was smart enough to realize that he needed to play the straight man in his own show. Casting was impeccable. Thats why they are practically billionaires on syndication alone. Jerry turned down over $100 million for one more season lol. Would be a nice position to be in. So you couple of people go ahead and downplay jerry all you want. As always, the last laugh is his.

I can't hear Ukraine without thinking of this episode

I first started this thinking "I love this episode" then seeing the end I was thinking "uh Oh"

3:51 Wayne Knight moves pretty good for a bigger guy. I can't run that fast lol

4:08 I love it that Craven built a stronhgold in Greenland the same I did in my last risk match with my sister