Series 5, Episode 1 - 'Dignity Intact.' | Full Episode

Series 5, Episode 1 - 'Dignity Intact.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Mark Watson and Nish Kumar give little Alex Horne a special cuddle in this series 5 episode of Taskmaster.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@Whxyte 4 жыл бұрын

first impression i thought sally was going to be kind of level headed mom approach; but she was in fact, the psychopath of the group.

@22RedEyeJedi22 3 жыл бұрын

Her style and attitude....So sexy! I'd let her waterboard me!

@lucaschetyrbuk5837 3 жыл бұрын

What does that make bob

@nitrobw1 3 жыл бұрын

@@lucaschetyrbuk5837 Your cheery uncle who had a valium before the family dinner and can't quite remember the details but knows he was in a band in the 70s

@triscuit816 3 жыл бұрын

@@nitrobw1 lmfaooo

@user-fp3yc9hm6m 3 жыл бұрын

Mistook her to be the “Mel” of this series.

@juul2250 3 жыл бұрын

This feels like a group of 4 psychopaths and a kidnapped mark watson

@AccioCharlie 3 жыл бұрын

I knooww right he's too cute for them!

@marenq4138 3 жыл бұрын

There's always one kidnapped person amidst four magnificent lunatics

@fishyboi98 3 жыл бұрын

Mark Watson absolutely has "They're holding me at gunpoint to do these tasks" energy.

@bloomp9676 3 жыл бұрын

@@marenq4138 Josh, Richard, Rob, Lolly… yeah, basically every season but 7. Truly so fun.

@BentKneefan 2 жыл бұрын

@@marenq4138 Paul Chowdhry was both in his season

@Viridoculus 4 жыл бұрын

"He claimed the ball was racist twice" LMAO

@justincoleman3805 4 жыл бұрын

And yet he was doing the kicking.

@kropotkinnie 4 жыл бұрын

@@justincoleman3805 yes, that is, in fact, the joke he was making.

@ivanadriazola1991 4 жыл бұрын

@@kropotkinnie no it isnt.

@bigrikkib8682 2 жыл бұрын

@@ivanadriazola1991 Only racists accuse everyone/anything of racism. Considering Nish hates britain and white people, kinda suiting

@maxbarnt3835 2 жыл бұрын

@@bigrikkib8682 I hope you realize that your statement circles back to you.

@MrBelongings 4 жыл бұрын

Episode one's always feel like the first day at a new school and I don't know anyone and I miss my old friends Mel and Hugh.

@gaygoc 4 жыл бұрын

literally

@wViOw 3 жыл бұрын

YES

@t3ddi 3 жыл бұрын

You are so right, though I miss Noel as well

@MrBelongings 3 жыл бұрын

@@t3ddi noel was the best

@micahc4080 3 жыл бұрын

I really miss Joe Wilkerson

@dakotabrabec 4 жыл бұрын

"These were very fashionable in my time." *"In the war?"*

@kurumi394 4 жыл бұрын

*Bf110s and He111s rumbling in the distance*

@Leon_der_Luftige 4 жыл бұрын

@@kurumi394 *flashbacks triggered by Daimler 603 engine noises*

@mooalijasmine 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not often little alex takes a dig at taskmaster. And even rarer that taskmaster would respond lightheartedly. Hmmm. He seems cheery. Perhaps this episode Alex could have got his stars...

@jimwormmaster 2 жыл бұрын

@@mooalijasmine No, no stars for naughty boys!

@resterdebout57 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, the most sexually charged episode so far, and it didn't even have Fred the Swede!

@tylerquebedeaux1867 4 жыл бұрын

Oh... just wait... this series alone...

@Hats-On-Tv 4 жыл бұрын

7:39 8:23 11:20 15:45 18:00 22:53 28:04

@austinjames60 4 жыл бұрын

truthbegins nope, just Aisling

@jessica5497 4 жыл бұрын

@@austinjames60 Sally*

@unknownsauce69 4 жыл бұрын

Noel*

@bondfool 4 жыл бұрын

To all of you encountering Bob Mortimer for the first time: buckle in.

@gwenmartinsen3979 4 жыл бұрын

I just LOVE Bob Mortimer.

@jeramy576 4 жыл бұрын

@Mark Richards Yep I loathe him with all my being. If it didn't have Bob I'd would have skipped this entire series.

@amalzuhair4495 4 жыл бұрын

Derek Martz regular Wilty watcher I am very familiar with the man they call Bob Mortimer

@amalzuhair4495 4 жыл бұрын

Mark Richards he’s not that bad not my favorite British South Asian (it’s a tie between Tan France and Adil Ray) but he’s not unbearable either

@jeramy576 4 жыл бұрын

@@amalzuhair4495 he is exactly unbearable. His voice, his laugh and most of all his racism.

@mitziekat9987 4 жыл бұрын

I just thought, "Poor Alex. The things they to to him on this show," then remembered that he's the writer XD

@AbhilashGandlurihowandwhy 3 жыл бұрын

He's creator of the show too... If you know you know!

@Aidan303 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Greg was going to admit to not writing the tasks just to ask Alex if he made that task up so he could get cuddles.

@meetaverma8372 3 жыл бұрын

I do that all the times

@dwightmanne 2 жыл бұрын

And producer

@Pagliacci_Rex 2 жыл бұрын

One of the earlier season Greg opines how Alex created the show but hides behind him to make all the decisions. I think it's so he can be directly involved in the tasks.

@OkieDokieSmokie 4 жыл бұрын

This has basically become torture alex horne, the docu-series

@FH-rp6zs 4 жыл бұрын

Given that Alex is the one who writes the challenges, that says interesting things about him.

@OkieDokieSmokie 4 жыл бұрын

@@FH-rp6zs hmm, i didn't know he writes the tasks...that does speak volumes lol.

@svenwouters9547 4 жыл бұрын

@@OkieDokieSmokie greg is the taskmaster but alex runs the show

@EwokPanda 4 жыл бұрын

It didn't officially become that until Season 7... Rhod took that to a whole new level

@Verence 4 жыл бұрын

Especially considering he’s the creator of the show.

@coldravioli7839 4 жыл бұрын

I just realized we never got to see what Mel did with all the wax seals.

@benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 жыл бұрын

She did mention in one of the later episodes that she was planning to melt them down. It was something of a throwaway moment and I'm not going to try to track it down, though.

@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmiddaugh2729 I think she said it more than on time when she peeled it of the envelope. But I'm also not going to find it ^^

@benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 жыл бұрын

@@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 That's certainly possible. I only remember them showing her saying what she intended to do with them once and a whole lot of her saying that she would save them for later, but I don't claim to have a perfect memory, only a fairly good one.

@AAGEnzee 4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmiddaugh2729 She said it a couple times, I think. I know she said it one of the first times, that she was gonna melt em down and use them later. So, a candle or her own wax seals of some kind.

@benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 жыл бұрын

@@AAGEnzee As I said, I won't guarantee that my memory of that one small detail of the show is accurate. That said, I would have collected them just to have a nice collection of wax logograms. If I wanted to use my own wax seals, I'd do it the modern (glue gun) way. Which, incidentally, if you haven't encountered glue-gun sealing wax - it's a really nice way to get into sealing wax (supposedly mail sorting machine resistant, although I have yet to test that) and relatively low fuss. It does tend to tie up a hot glue gun, though.

@EOilam 4 жыл бұрын

"They don't call me cuddlebot for nothing."

@user-zh4vo1kw1z 3 жыл бұрын

"...stop..."

@antster1983 2 ай бұрын

"You want more, big boy?"

@Ffancrzy 3 жыл бұрын

Something that hadn't dawned on me until this rewatch, Nish is so willing to be the butt of a joke. On the basketball task when they showed the clip of him chipping it in, he started celebrating in the studio like Joe Wilkinson did when he threw the potato into the golf hole. The difference is, Nish did this KNOWING full well how badly he'd fucked it and just willingly committed to the bit so the punchline would be that much better. What a hero.

@Formedras 2 жыл бұрын

The greatest comedians are always willing to be the butt of the joke, and/or let someone else get the laugh. Just like Gracie Allen and Jack Benny.

@scz1770 2 жыл бұрын

On the Taskmaster podcast, he said producers told him they'd "done some editing" on that task but that he'd like what they did. He knew he'd get exposed but said he wanted to experience glory for at least a second so he went with it while he could.

@TeaReesa26 2 жыл бұрын

He is truly last in phys ed and first in being a legend.

@CalLadyQED 2 жыл бұрын

Nish Kumar seems like he'd actually be fun to know in person.

@bigrikkib8682 2 жыл бұрын

He is a joke, not funny and he is a britain hating racist

@yingz4667 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this again, I've realized the prize task is when we should have realized Sally's the crazy one of the group, when she brought in something that's not legally allowed to be played

@FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks Жыл бұрын

I mean, did the cuddle not make it clear enough?

@krashd Жыл бұрын

@@FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks The cuddle task came after the prize task...

@placeholderblankspace Жыл бұрын

Tbf I just assumed it was a joke and didn’t actually make noise

@ConstantChaos1 Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderblankspace naw they look like that I've seen plenty of them (even before shit hit the fan and America went to war with the poliece for a bit)

@hoppinhippy 4 жыл бұрын

Alex's dry cleaner must have a lot of questions

@justincoleman3805 4 жыл бұрын

Been cuddling again, I see?

@fussel5000 4 жыл бұрын

The man's got three children, I don't think that the dry cleaners are asking questions at this point.

@apollomars1678 4 жыл бұрын

@@fussel5000 ah the cake in the arm pits thing again.

@studiocelestedesign 3 жыл бұрын

Laughed just as hard at that comment as anything I've seen on this episode.

@ZanraiKid 4 жыл бұрын

Seeing Nish chip the basketball in one and then have all his other attempts be shown afterwards has just about the same energy as Joe Wilkinson tossing a potato into a hole.

@Numerlon 3 жыл бұрын

Except he was in on it. Joe didn't know he was gonna essentially face death

@3DCGdesign 3 жыл бұрын

Joe's was way funnier. Because Joe said "that's the best thing I've ever done". LOL

@weesnaw2902 3 жыл бұрын

Far too painful of a memory to bring up.

@user-fp3yc9hm6m 3 жыл бұрын

@@3DCGdesign Because Joe genuinely tosses it in first try, or so that’s what they agreed upon.

@knobbsalad1840 3 жыл бұрын

He should have laid the hoop on the ground before trying to kick it through

@brandelynnefreleng7597 4 жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate the fact that the opera singer sang his name to the tune of the taskmaster theme song

@abhijeetraut6427 3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone appreciated that!

@Serpentrose 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes we can.

@littlered6340 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly one of the greatest Taskmaster endings of all time. I'm showing this to a relative and I had forgotten this happened.

@phox04 3 жыл бұрын

The only way I'll ever hear it again

@bas7905 2 жыл бұрын

No. It sounded horrible.

@MySisterIsASlytherin 4 жыл бұрын

"Legally, we're not allowed to play it" That's gotta win

@havelockv728 3 жыл бұрын

Aisling misjudging the first task and overcorrecting with an aggressive sex robot was an amazing start to the show.

@combogalis 8 ай бұрын

Juxtaposed with her later stripping in front of him, it is really hilarious.

@jessgunn6639 4 ай бұрын

as an irish woman, it seemed totally normal to me! lmao

@Jennyfisch 4 жыл бұрын

Just for the insane laughter while stuffing cake into Alex' armpits, Sally is already one of my favourites.

@freezemypath4 3 жыл бұрын

I love Sally so much

@studiocelestedesign 3 жыл бұрын

You've caught her on 'Miranda' before, right? GOOD show; find it where you can. :)

@xKagryx 3 жыл бұрын

I’m kinda jealous of Alex in the cuddle task. And I’m a married mostly-straight woman.

@gardenlover9663 Жыл бұрын

She is amazing on Veep.

@halflink Жыл бұрын

She blazed the trail for Liza

@chrisckelly 4 жыл бұрын

Hugh Dennis appears out of nowhere, lays the hoop on its side and kicks the ball through the net.

@abdulmuhaimin9787 3 жыл бұрын

And Greg still gives him zero the monster.

@thistles 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize Sally was a monster until her special cuddle. Now I know there is a darker side of humanity.

@eidolor 4 жыл бұрын

And much like that chocolate cake, it’s delicious

@antster1983 4 ай бұрын

Strap in, there's seven more episodes of Sally's sadomasochistic streak to come.

@davimurph 2 жыл бұрын

Apparently, when Sally Phillips was on Smack the Pony, people at church used to say to her, "oh the things that the other writers make you say and do on that show!" She never let them know that she wrote most of the most outrageous material on that show. Watching this, that is entirely believable.

@Victoria-dh9vb 3 жыл бұрын

"A special cuddle" *Proceeds to waterboard*

@extendoduck 2 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest. The waterboarding was just the icing on the armpit cake there.

@benstin 3 жыл бұрын

alex has an amazing poker face during the tasks, and i love it when he's in the middle of one and he actually breaks

@Lady-Lilith 4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love how both women went with making Alex as uncomfortable as possible for the "special cuddle"...

@pubcollize 4 жыл бұрын

And for opposite reasons. One to make him feel uncomfortable due to her excitement, one to make him feel uncomfortable due to her skepticism of the situation.

@awesomechainsaw 4 жыл бұрын

Well one of the women’s approach certainly was special. Though I think she used the wrong definition of the word.

@Widdekuu91 4 жыл бұрын

@@frankiegargoyle7783 You're an empty channel, you've been reported. You're only here to cause chaos and stirr shit.

@lexiel920 4 жыл бұрын

Thats not really how KZfaq works

@ashb7 4 жыл бұрын

@@frankiegargoyle7783 lmao shut the fuck up incel

@MelieNeel 4 жыл бұрын

"WeLL WeEll WEeEell looks like last in PE first in BEING A LEGEND"

@singenstattatmen5096 4 жыл бұрын

He sounded scarily like Acaster there!

@juanferrer5924 3 жыл бұрын

SingenStatt Atmen I actually always thought they were pretty similar in tone and delivery I wanna see them at the same time so bad but I never have

@LetsSmokePodcast 3 жыл бұрын

@@juanferrer5924 what if I told you there’s a reason for this...

@miyawasser 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot look at airhorns without thinking of Jessica Knappet (yes I'm watching this show backwards)

@SpoookiePoookie 3 жыл бұрын

me too

@CatherineLu 3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@wapinschawyams8532 3 жыл бұрын

nice to see im not alone in this lol.

@bigduginc 3 жыл бұрын

Al Murray in season one.

@idunno5890 3 жыл бұрын

I just finished watching season 7. I was about to continue back season 1 but decided to start with 5 because I saw someone commented about it xD so I'm watching this in random season xD

@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын

"What's the plan, Bob?" are words that should never, under any circumstances, be addressed to Bob Mortimer.

@bismuthcrystal9658 3 жыл бұрын

All insurance companies, of all types, actually have, "Have you ever asked Bob Mortimer for a plan?" as one of their questions to determine risk-level of applicants. "Yes" is an immediate denial of coverage.

@sfshinz 3 жыл бұрын

@@bismuthcrystal9658 I'm pretty sure that Little Alex Horn is one of a very few people to have done so (although possibly Harry Harriman and Steve Bytheway may have done so, many years ago, on a trip to Castle Douglas).

@Isrjisoneavalable 3 жыл бұрын

@@sfshinz bravo!

@thedukeparty 3 жыл бұрын

@@sfshinz don’t forget Gary Cheeseman. A sniper’s dream!!!

@kellyg358 3 жыл бұрын

Much like "That has to be a lie."

@curioushoodie 2 жыл бұрын

One small thing. I just really love how NIsh was looking at Sally when she was saying how special that cuddle was for her, almost eyes of terror like he just realised he was sitting next to a psychopath, and will be sitting next to her for the rest of the series 14:54

@nommyyt 4 жыл бұрын

A little trivia for this episode: Alex Horne had a nosebleed in the middle of the studio recording which allowed Greg and the guests to have a fun chat with the audience while he got it taken care of, but delayed the next recording (they record two-a-day) quite a bit.

@caitthecat 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, so he's fond of the cocaine, is he?

@nommyyt 4 жыл бұрын

@@caitthecat I betcha he was snorting blue m&m's. Mel's such a bad influence.

@caitthecat 4 жыл бұрын

@@nommyyt I was hoping you'd make that joke!

@singenstattatmen5096 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no, poor Alex. :(

@missxelocin 3 жыл бұрын

A special cuddle can do that to a person and Alex had FIVE

@richardtickler8555 3 жыл бұрын

Sally Phillips is the aunt they wont let you alone with

@GyroCannon 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm glad that were very specific in that task... because we've been burned before" Ah, the Hugh Dennis provision in task-making.

@CosmicTeapot 2 жыл бұрын

I love the contrast between the innocent earlier seasons and the latest ones, you can see the tasks gradually evolve to resemble online Terms and Agreements.

@eddyblackmore2834 Жыл бұрын

There's a couple of reasons Tim Key (Series One contestant) is credited as a consultant on the later seasons, one is so Alex Horne could bounce ideas off him in the pub, the other is so Alex can ask "And how would you cheat at this task?"

@frchri 4 жыл бұрын

When someone mentions "Corona" in the future, I will think of one thing: That was the time I binged all the available Taskmaster episodes! Thanks for the upload!

@keithgraham8588 4 жыл бұрын

Idk if you know this, but there are like 8 full seasons on a UK website called dailymotion

@troyhilario2770 4 жыл бұрын

Same And also Hometasking

@Perseus2345 4 жыл бұрын

@@keithgraham8588 Not all heroes wear capes

@frchri 4 жыл бұрын

@@keithgraham8588 Actually I didn't know. :D Thanks, you just saved the rest of my week! Or ruined ;)

@_iamnotsober 4 жыл бұрын

Keith Graham holy shitttt thank you i’m so sick of waiting

@nowandaround312 Жыл бұрын

The Special Cuddle task is one of my favorites in the history of Taskmaster. Each of their cuddles were completely unique. Sally: Sociopathic Aisling: Disturbing sex robot Mark: Nervous romantic energy Nish: Traditional cuddle with a softer head rest Bob: Kidnapping victim

@emilwillforss6160 Жыл бұрын

Nish's constant giggling in the studio throughout the series, makes it so rewatchable

@Wistful77 Жыл бұрын

he's hilarious

@cullermann2 2 жыл бұрын

The one thing i love most about Nish fluke was that he let himself be celebrated knowing fully well how many attempts he actually took :D

@combogalis 8 ай бұрын

I love how he kept going despite being genuinely bad at it. Like, most of his attempts were not even close. Comparedd to Bob's 3 attempts, which were all genuinely close to the hoop.

@saesae2759 3 жыл бұрын

“Yeah! Dignity intact!” “He claimed the ball was racist twice.” “I hate this programme, I wished I’ve gone to law school.”

@christianboehlefeld5168 2 жыл бұрын

Best part about Nish's law school comment is that Bob did go to law school and worked as a solicitor before he got into comedy, Jim Mohr was a wonderful influence on so many.

@krashd Жыл бұрын

@@christianboehlefeld5168 Are you saying that Vic got Bob into comedy?

@beth12svist Жыл бұрын

@@krashd I don't know if that's what he's saying, but I think it's what Bob is saying.

@anonymousmonkey9491 4 жыл бұрын

"Yay! Dignity intact!" -throws it right out afterward.

@brianmchaney7473 4 жыл бұрын

Afterward??

@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын

She replaced it with raw sex appeal

@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын

@@brianmchaney7473 +

@sandeepkadian05 3 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer seems so amused with everything around him, he enjoys himself all the time and in turn the audience always enjoys him

@bobothn 3 жыл бұрын

Check him out of would i lie to you. The shows he is on are all amazing. The way he tells stories is great.

@asiyah7714 3 жыл бұрын

@@bobothn Yes!!!

@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын

@@bobothn He's the Latrobe Blue of comedians.

@pbp_griffinleo 4 жыл бұрын

Can't believe no one tipped the hoop on its side and just kicked it in

@redminotecheiraomem2549 3 жыл бұрын

Thought the same and came looking for my fellow thinker. But then again, standing out looking in might be an advantage

@mksabourinable 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the MCU Steve Rogers approach lol

@rogerroger9952 3 жыл бұрын

I thought that, too, but knowing how genuinely hard it is to tip one of those things over, they probably would have spent a lot of time trying to do that that would more than likely have been wasted.

@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын

That's a very Hugh Dennis approach

@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын

@@rogerroger9952 very true

@DanGolag 3 жыл бұрын

Well I didn't expect Sally Phillips to go full crazy so early into the season.

@Bryce3189 2 жыл бұрын

She already was full crazy, she is christian.

@MisterSolitude 2 жыл бұрын

@@Bryce3189 whoops. Edgy atheist detected

@Jayk-kz7sh 4 жыл бұрын

Hometasking montage AND series 5 being uploaded at the same time? We’re so spoiled, thank you Alex Horne 🥺

@Elsneakakaze 3 жыл бұрын

Sally is incredible. Ive never seen such unabridged madness combined with such joy.

@ironwhy 10 ай бұрын

I absolutely agree! 😄

@aliencafe 2 ай бұрын

She has the appearance of a wonderfully elegant woman and the most insane brain ever

@Warren-G-Harding 3 жыл бұрын

"Give Alex a cuddle" was an unusual task, and then I found out Alex is actually the show's main writer, and this changes everything.

@berndbeispielmensch 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact #153: The German word for gloves is 'Handschuhe' which literally means hand shoes.

@Widdekuu91 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact #154 The Dutch word for gloves is 'Handschoenen' which literally means hand shoes.

@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact #155: 'Gloves' is the English word for the German and Dutch words that literally mean 'hand shoes'.

@luni1946 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact #156 The word handschoenen is dutch for the english word gloves with is english for the dutch word handschoenen which literally means hand shoes in english

@clickbaitgod5288 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact #157 The word 'gloves' is English for the Dutch word 'Handschoenen' which is dutch for the English word 'gloves' which is English for the German word 'GoFuckYourself' which literally means go fuck yourself.

@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 жыл бұрын

@@clickbaitgod5288 gloves

@Aaron_Jensen 4 жыл бұрын

From an American to an Englishman I must say, I have absolutely fallen in love with your show Alex. It reminds me of the glory days of Whose Line is it Anyways.

@krashd Жыл бұрын

Which was another UK show that moved to the US.

@tylernass6263 3 жыл бұрын

All roads lead to Rome, all lakes lead to France. Common knowledge.

@raj.dabholkar 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone loves the comedians, but I think what makes the show is the absolutely brilliant editing and cinematography.

@austinfull8941 4 жыл бұрын

It took Aisling 1 episode to take her trousers off. Lol also Sally's adorable.

@justincoleman3805 4 жыл бұрын

There are also men on the show but you have to squint.

@KusaneHexaku 4 жыл бұрын

It sure was the first, but it may not be the last. We'll see.

@leecairnduff8021 4 жыл бұрын

@@justincoleman3805 The fuck are you talking about

@lexiel920 4 жыл бұрын

I think he means that he finds the men more dull, but idk

@Ishsa 4 жыл бұрын

Your Dad I have no idea. Maybe those supporting characters for Sally and Aisling

@AnOpalGhost 3 жыл бұрын

While Nish's recording was not ideal, I have to say his laughter in the background and the way he curls into himself with mirth adds days to my lifespan.

@TheChennypho 4 жыл бұрын

Every new season I tell myself I’m not going to like the new cast as much as the old cast. But I love them all 😭

@noahblowingless6435 3 жыл бұрын

The bromance between Mark and Nish in this series was great to see. They need to be in Buddy film together, a sort of latter-day "Trains, Plane, and Automobiles". Great chemistry, and genuinely endearing, the both of them.

@drake7993 2 жыл бұрын

They just need to release a montage of all their moments together

@glennbrowning616 3 жыл бұрын

When you start watching this series and you see Bob Mortimer, you think “well, we got our unhinged contestant for the series “. Then Sally Phillips molest Alex Horne with a chocolate cake and I realize that the universe no longer makes any sense.

@guyincognito7518 4 жыл бұрын

Aislings logic is brilliant Task 1= Alex is a pervert Task 2= Time to elegantly undress for Alex

@maicarrillo2361 4 жыл бұрын

That's the difference: she CHOSE to elegantly undress. So yeah she is brilliant

@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын

Aisling is both a normal human and batshit insane

@evelynjosie688 3 жыл бұрын

@@maicarrillo2361 She also chose to label Alex a pervert. She's brilliant.

@mattenten 3 жыл бұрын

Compared to the other 4, she’s so dislikable

@abhijeetraut6427 3 жыл бұрын

This was the 1st series where I would be literally happy if anyone won, but there's one whom I dislike here and we know who it is.

@forrestthroughdatrees 4 жыл бұрын

I literally get attachment to each contestant through the series. They’re all so interesting lol. Hoping this season is no different.

@ELMsAnightmare 4 жыл бұрын

"He claimed the ball was racist twice" Me calling random things homophbic

@skinhead-ej8ff 4 жыл бұрын

All praise be to Alex Horne, the taskmaster...............s assistant and the taskmaster himself Greg Davies. Never been so excited for a KZfaq video

@semc1986 4 жыл бұрын

As Greg Davies gets older, I think he is slowly morphing into a Muppet

@lulu-wc9yd 4 жыл бұрын

Am I a man or am I a Muppet

@ErraticConduct 4 жыл бұрын

A very tall, imposing and good looking muppet. But I see it

@studiocelestedesign 3 жыл бұрын

In that case he's either: one of the grumpy old hecklers, or the tall blue hatchet-faced bird that I believe used to read the news.

@BixLovesMiley 4 ай бұрын

"Allright Big Bird, where to?"

@ErieRosewood Ай бұрын

@studiocelestedesign Sam the eagles defining character trait is, may I remind you, being a Yankee. that being said, I see it.

@corvus2512 3 жыл бұрын

Omg nish in the live task had me in tears “i hate this program” and “i wish id gone to law school” killed me. Sometimes i find nish to be a bit over the top but i loved him here

@shanebanzet7205 Жыл бұрын

Every season of this show is my favorite.

@beretperson 2 жыл бұрын

Funny that the series started with Nish bringing his laugh as an "excellent noise" because honestly he brought a level of joy to series 5 that was the highlight of it.

@jennidoesherbest 2 жыл бұрын

This entire series' rapid reveal of Sally as a hyper-sexual psychopath is *chefs kiss*

@alexissweet5890 4 жыл бұрын

Sally used tape for all of her tasks, I'm going to keep track of this.

@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын

and she USED it

@IMP1G 4 жыл бұрын

Who else is binge watching from quarantine? This series is great. This is the one time the algorithm has not disappointed.

@jbaby362 4 жыл бұрын

8:03 I really love that Bob mentioned they had already been doing the tasks for while, I love little peeks behind the curtain

@anonymousmonkey9491 4 жыл бұрын

that basketball punting though, it's like a reverse potato toss.

@Brahlam 4 жыл бұрын

Whats a reverse potato toss? :-P

@mishumishu8813 4 жыл бұрын

@@Brahlam They're talking about this video: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lbuXhqeUrbbLc5c.html

@anonymousmonkey9491 4 жыл бұрын

@@Brahlam There was one episode of taskmaster where the goal was to throw a potato into a golf-goal sized hole, without touching a circular mat surrounding said hole in the shortest time possible. The intended trick was that contestants can in fact get something else to move the mat so they could get closer to the hole, but one of the contestants just threw it and got it in on his first try. Unfortunately his soles barely touched the mat so he was disqualified, but otherwise it was one of the hypest moment of that season.

@jeffreyyelverton5567 3 жыл бұрын

Just realized Aisling wrote “no handies” on the side of her Cuddle-Bot. Lol. (It may say “no handy BS”)

@CanadianPuddleDancer 4 жыл бұрын

Missing Noel and Joe/Hugo already... but that doesn't mean I'm not enjoying this crew as well

@wich1 4 жыл бұрын

We have Bob and Sally, all’s good

@wich1 4 жыл бұрын

Oh and Mark is just too cute for words

@CanadianPuddleDancer 4 жыл бұрын

@@wich1 lol, indeed.... it doesn't take long to warm up to the new crew!

@violetnhz 4 жыл бұрын

Nish is pretty funny haha and Aisling and Sally are really cool~~

@CanadianPuddleDancer 4 жыл бұрын

@@violetnhz definitely!

@lfenrych 4 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how hard (as much as I enjoy him) Noel Fielding tries for maniacal whimsy yet in the very first episode of the next season Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips and Bob Mortimer scream past him without trying.

@txrracxtta 2 жыл бұрын

Noel has a reputation for being wacky and whimsical and strange in that way, and he definitely is and can be - hell, he was a radioactive skeleton for most of the Season 4 tasks - but he's honestly such a teddy bear. The finale of Season 4 was amazing because by that point, everybody in the cast had clearly bonded and had an excellent time. Everybody won at least once, even Hugh and Lolly, who looked like they were the bottom-feeders from the start, and their reactions and celebrations were true "underdog story" moments. Mel, Noel, and Joe were over the moon for them. Seeing Noel and Mel hug and cuddle constantly throughout Season 4, plus all of them just sharing a good time by the end, meant that a heavy dose of the whimsicality and wackiness was pretty sidelined by how much fun, games, and love was going on in the room, especially with the message Lolly wrote next to her duck. Now, everybody in THIS cast was going for sheer psychopathy or at least severe mental illness off-the-bat and god is it just as delightful.

@UlaDWannaB 2 жыл бұрын

I surprised myself by laughing very hard at the special cuddle task. Didn’t think I’d be so thoroughly won over so soon into the series!

@shyslayer 3 жыл бұрын

"he claimed the ball was racist, twice." IM WHEEZING.

@scrungybingus285 4 жыл бұрын

I hope we get more and more of Aisling’s little victory dances as the series progresses

@snigdhabharadwaj3591 4 жыл бұрын

I donno why but watching Sally and Alex together in the cuddling task made me feel like they should be playing a couple somewhere on some tv show

@nommyyt 4 жыл бұрын

Are you me? I had the exact same thought when I watched that scene lol.

@JoshTheValiant 3 жыл бұрын

Alex Horne is an absolute champion. The things this man puts up with and rolls with is superhuman. I hope he loves his life.

@drinks1019 4 жыл бұрын

The banana and the deodorant are in there, use em if you want. -Bob Mortimer to someone getting in his car trunk.

@TheChloetse 4 жыл бұрын

I'm just thinking the camera crew on the day of filming Sally's cuddle task probably went home to their families like... "Hi honey how's work today?" ".... I don't even know how to describe what I saw today..."

@silpae 4 жыл бұрын

Aisling is a mess of a person and I love that

@LittleWhiteLy 4 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness, I was beginning to get afraid it wasn't going to be coming! I am loving Hometasking, but I enjoy this too much to give it up.

@nivenfres 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Have been looking forward to new Taskmaster Tuesdays, and was disappointed earlier this week. Was afraid they got to a point where they didn't want to post more recent seasons.

@blueberryscone3798 8 ай бұрын

Sally is the definition of, here for a good time.

@elizaearhart4533 4 жыл бұрын

I’m genuinely surprised none of them just pulled the boat and swam. That was my first instinct so I guess that says more about me than anything

@Tellysayhi 3 жыл бұрын

water cold and lake water in underwear isn't very fun :/

@ExcellenceNo 3 жыл бұрын

@@Tellysayhi Alex said on the podcast that it was the hottest day they ever filmed

@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын

@@Tellysayhi "Fun" was not a criterion. "Elegance" was a criterion. Breast stroke is very elegant, when done slowly.

@michaelreid322 Жыл бұрын

I thought about that, but that water didn't look deep enough for good swimming.

@Mischief157 Жыл бұрын

i wouldve swam, just given alex the umbrella and swam in an elegant breast stroke🏊‍♀

@bw4708 4 жыл бұрын

I cannot express the pure joy that rushes through me when I see a new episode of Taskmaster is up

@Reeeee1727 4 жыл бұрын

“Well, well, well! Looks like last in P.E. First, in being a legend!” 😂

@Hawkeye26 2 жыл бұрын

It's amazing to me that they take the time to record and super-edit brand new sequences for almost every task and for very nearly every pre and post commercial break bit! Incredible passion there!

@berkpick 4 жыл бұрын

@13:44 jesus, i thought that knife was going into his eye socket at first 😳

@JarthenGreenmeadow 4 жыл бұрын

That second cuddle session absolutely slayed me.

@WeirdNeville 2 жыл бұрын

She came off the line HARD and kept her foot on the gas. Just incredible.

@juliag.5114 Жыл бұрын

I’ve known sally for 2 seconds and she’s absolutely insane i love her

@RamadaArtist 2 жыл бұрын

Sally out here, stuffing chocolate cake into a man's clothes and watering his face, just living her best life.

@WhiskerMoon 3 жыл бұрын

I come back to this series the most I think (even though I also really love acaster's) because the comedic chemistry in this group is honestly next level. Bob and Sally are iconic and make my cheeks hurt from smiling so much

@ellenclare8099 4 жыл бұрын

this channel is making quarantine bearable

@lifeisokay1512 4 жыл бұрын

watch the season for a third time? yeah why not

@ShowtimeCBCDC 4 жыл бұрын

Taskmaster is becoming the office, I can't stop watching and rewatching

@christianhildalgo 4 жыл бұрын

It's the best season after all

@wonderrob3225 4 жыл бұрын

@@ShowtimeCBCDC Me too it's like a place!

@wonderrob3225 4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Ross I watched them all on youtube myself. Now paint me a happy little tree. :)

@lifeisokay1512 4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Ross I used dailymotion

@gkky_ 4 жыл бұрын

This shit's literally saving me from depression. Thank you Horne and Davies, you fucking legends.

@rufusdrumknottvgc Жыл бұрын

Absolutely love Aisling's dance on the pier and I think about it every day BUT I still think this episode should have been called 'All lakes lead to France'.

@CeticWales 3 жыл бұрын

Nish Kumar's basketball is even funnier when you know what will happen

@yomokha7676 4 жыл бұрын

ive literally never laughed as hard as i did at sally's task

@Diego51592 3 жыл бұрын

The most traumatizing cuddles ive ever seen xD

@weavehole 3 жыл бұрын

Having your name sung by an opera singer to the tune of the Taskmaster theme is 12 times less awkward than having the happy birthday song flung at you in a reasonably busy restaurant.

@terezafrankova8724 3 жыл бұрын

"He mentioned groundhog day four times, he claimed the ball was racist twice." that absoluely killed me

@pinkaze 2 жыл бұрын

Omg this might be my favorite episode so far. The cuddle one made me laugh soooooo much. So did the elegant one. And the fake one shot. Opera singing the theme at the end is a nice touch too! All in all, love everything about this ep!

@kalindastrome2182 Жыл бұрын

Every season has its moments, but this will forever be my favorite because of the amazing chemistry between all the contestants. They feed off each other so perfectly in the prize tasks and the live tasks and the teams are of course legendary. Just the perfect season.

@teampendragon8406 4 жыл бұрын

Back when I started watching this show for the first time and heard Nish laughing, I thought "Ugh, this guy is going to annoy me pretty quick". But I'm happy to say I was wrong. Love that guy! If they ever do a "Viewer's Choice" special, I want him to come back!

@bobothn 3 жыл бұрын

They should have a Worse of the Worse. To compliment Champions of Champions. They could have Alice Levine, Joe Wilkinson , Nish Kumar, Phil Wang and David Baddiel. I don't know about you but that is a hilarious group of mediocrity. I really loved Nish's attitude through the whole series. He really seemed like he was having fun. Didn't care he was loosing and was great at laughing at himself.