Series 5, Episode 8 - 'Their Water's So Delicious'| Full Episode

Series 5, Episode 8 - 'Their Water's So Delicious'| Full Episode | Taskmaster

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In the series finale of series 5 of Taskmaster Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Nish Kumar and Mark Watson attempt to get a coconut as far as possible without touching the ground, make a graph on the beach, and write a song for the lovely Rosalind.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@ThurstonCyclist 4 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced that when Bob Mortimer starts a sentence, he has no idea how it's going to end.

@johneppstv 4 жыл бұрын

Oh gezz that's funny as hell ty.

@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@DrVagax 3 жыл бұрын

"Do we strike you?"

@MrPeapoo 3 жыл бұрын

Usually with piss and shit. Not a super funny dude tbh.

@bagelbaker411 3 жыл бұрын

It would explain how he's so good at lying on "Would I Lie to You?".

@DynamicAero 4 жыл бұрын

The juxtaposition of Mark and Nish's song, which I legitimately enjoy, with "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" might be my favorite moment in all of Taskmaster history.

@irispostema 4 жыл бұрын

they did very confieniently not show Rosalind's face for that.

@StretchyPlays 4 жыл бұрын

Completely agree, as Nish and Mark kept going I was more and more impressed, and had full confidence there was no way the others could even come close. Then they sang "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" and I lost it.

@jocomfiresin6982 4 жыл бұрын

As far as songs go I definitely liked Nish/marks song more but purely in comedy I'd say the second wins. But in my opinion... Was quite shit... I mean song wise... They are comedians so shit is the expected result when we ask them to be a singer. So it being funny was spot on. But yeah... Terrible song great joke. At least in my opinion. Nish and mark legit surprised me with a fun upbeat song.

@pileotires 4 жыл бұрын

If I had to choose a song about me, I would choose the nightmare

@jocomfiresin6982 4 жыл бұрын

@@pileotires honestly I've certainly heard worse songs with women's names in the title. "Hopefully you are a woman as I'm just basing that on Emily and I'll be honest... I can't say for certain a man doesn't have that name and Avi to small and may not even be you so not even gonna try to pull it up...

@sillytothejoe 3 жыл бұрын

Series 4 was a wholesome group of friends. Series 5 was a wholesome group of psychopaths who by the end felt like a family.

@tymonster183 3 жыл бұрын

5 and 7 are both so great because neither season has a grounding player, just 10 complete lunatics.

@FormlessDuck 3 жыл бұрын

Was just gonna say go watch 7 lmao. Same deal but the cast is more insane

@chayimweinstock443 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know if I could’ve put it better myself

@LudaChez 2 жыл бұрын

I'm going in order and 5 has been my absolute favorite. Everyone has had a moment to shine. Sally surprised me because I really don't know any of the contestants any year so I read their Wikis and she does so much humanitarian work and it talks about her being a Christian, and half the show she's a psychopath. Like her hug with Alex was absolutely psycho funny.

@tymonster183 2 жыл бұрын

@@LudaChez Sally is maybe my favorite player ever. She's insane and I love it.

@cecilebraillie4471 Жыл бұрын

Nish and Mark not getting 5 points for that Rosalind song is an injustice I just cannot get to terms with.

@MrCristobalRojas Жыл бұрын

Usually on group tasks they split 5 points between the two groups, so if they had gotten 5 points the other 3 would have gotten 0 points. I think they didnt feel comfortable giving the other 3 0 or 1 point cuz they werent bad either. But Nish's and Mark's song was iconic for sure.

@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын

They had to give the win to them with 3-2 because it was heartfelt rather than hilariously destructive. But clearly, the far more memorable song is "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" ... You don't see comedy like that often. Only made possible by how earnest and touching the previous song was, granted (imagine putting them in reverse order) ... but that was one for the record books. The judgment was made to avoid splitting the audience too much. I know which one I preferred, and we can all be happy with our choices while not feeling too miffed about the ultimately completely meaningless scoring.

@Zenturio331 Жыл бұрын

@@dogchaser520 ROSALIND IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

@Daffelia_1 Жыл бұрын

They tried their best but it was never good enough

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

Agreed, though at this point they usually split the points in team tasks as 3-2 instead of 5-3 like they do in newer seasons, with the winning team only getting 5 if the losing team got disqualified or did really badly (i.e. the trio's bathtub task in series 4, Rob and Sara's charades in series 3 which I didn't actually know until watching it back now). But yeah it's ludicrous Wumar got as many points for that as Ed and David did for their infamous drawing live task.

@samlee5549 4 жыл бұрын

The reveal of Alex Horne having been making Fish Puns throughout the entire series was amazing.

@graysonjones8887 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was just his accent

@SarahHeartfrost1 4 жыл бұрын

I also thought he just forgot how to speak sometimes

@lizzieophelia 4 жыл бұрын

I guess that he did it just for the halibut.

@brycehoch2963 4 жыл бұрын

I heard a few of them, like he had bad herring and the porpus one but was not aware of his entire plan

@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын

A porpoise isn't a fish.

@DesecratedTTV 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer seeing a woman sitting in a chair and instantly asking "Do we strike you?" somehow perfectly sums up both himself and the show.

@ectomania 3 жыл бұрын

What did he do?

@DesecratedTTV 3 жыл бұрын

@@ectomania Oh I was just talking about his sense of humor and the incredibly random nature of the show, and how it was humorous that his joke wasn't that far out of the realm of possibility.

@ectomania 3 жыл бұрын

@@DesecratedTTV ah sums up the show perfectly!

@baguetteetcheese4665 3 жыл бұрын

lmao I pissed myself when he said that

@HeatherHotcakes 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he’s an real ass.

@Urahara451 3 жыл бұрын

Nish’s line of “ I try my best but it’s never… Good enough” might be the most heartbreakingly accurate lyric of all time

@agilemind6241 2 жыл бұрын

Combined with him losing 1st place for the episode on the last task, so heartbreaking.

@luisguterres7747 Жыл бұрын

they actually made a banger xD i'm def impressed xD that chorus was some truth

@Ulucies 11 ай бұрын

Yooo that song was good!!!

@TrevorCopter 2 жыл бұрын

I love Bob, Sally, and Aisling laughing just before their song because Alex described Nish and Mark’s song as “affectionate” and the three of them know “Rosalind is a fucking nightmare” is coming up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BryanWalkerAgentVSX 4 жыл бұрын

Nish immediately breaking his egg is the best way to end this series for him.

@TheImmortalPwnage 4 жыл бұрын

"Ok I'm going to be clever here and throw it from the base up through the hoop.... here we SHIT IVE THROWN IT AT THE METAL"

@shadoah 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard i woke up the kids.

@joshhorrocks9367 4 жыл бұрын

Bryan Walker 39:47

@ashb7 4 жыл бұрын

"Aww, shit and piss"

@CyanSoCalico 4 жыл бұрын

*OH SHIT AND PISS*

@del_eris 4 жыл бұрын

- Nish and Mark do their song - me: *oh no they're hot*

@benjaminbernard2942 4 жыл бұрын

They always were hot, you're just noticing it for the first time. Lol, welcome!

@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminbernard2942 seconded! Glad to have ya, it's fun here.

@gracemathisen5009 4 жыл бұрын

TEA

@CeliaIsASeal 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad I’m not the only one, I’ve been crushing on Mark this whole series (and Nish. And Sally. And Aisling. And Greg.)

@del_eris 4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminbernard2942 Yeah, I won't argue! I started crushing on Aisling immediately and that kind of blinded me. 😆

@kylet.4582 2 жыл бұрын

"Fuck it. I'll fill his boat with piss" is an understated highlight of this episode

@bhelliom3 Жыл бұрын

Bob completely wasting time asking Rosalind insane questions was such an insight into his brain.

@combogalis 8 ай бұрын

Makes me think he immediately decided he wanted the song to be a diss track so he purposely asked questions hoping to get answers that would fit into his idea.

@Necrobin 6 ай бұрын

the others asked about facts, I think Bob tried to get her personality right

@heatherwhited5735 4 жыл бұрын

I’m Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff) is one of the most lovely task completions in the history of this show.

@DefensorsPacis 4 жыл бұрын

It really was. It was an objectively good song in my opinion. I actually had to rewind just to listen to it again.

@heatherwhited5735 4 жыл бұрын

@@DefensorsPacis It's a very cute song, very well performed! Mark and Nish blew it out of the water. And to think the team of people it takes months to write most major pop songs. These guys did it in a snap.

@curioushoodie 4 жыл бұрын

For sure! They’re also rightfully proud of it. They’re such a sweet duo I think I got as emotional as Mark! Very happy for them!

@heatherwhited5735 4 жыл бұрын

@@curioushoodie The shot of them on stage, hugging each other, while Greg is grinning in astonishment, and the other team is giving them a standing ovation, and the audience is cheering; it's so unexpectedly moving.

@ericfishlegs 4 жыл бұрын

Won't lie- got me a little misty eyed.

@Gordyan_Knot 4 жыл бұрын

The performance from Mark and Nish is so fucking wholesome. They were both categorically shit throughout the series, then they unveil what they're talented at. I fucking love it.

@imilliterate4812 2 жыл бұрын

I mean mark got second place so I don't think he was that bad but nish was pretty hopeless

@LudaChez 2 жыл бұрын

@@imilliterate4812 Mark was third in the series too and over the course of it especially the beginning he seemed like he would be the Nish.

@benjaminharwood1693 2 жыл бұрын

Mark was the guy who is actually pretty smart, but hangs out with the class clown and seems unintelligent by association.

@_Thorondor 2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminharwood1693 so true 😂

@babadoudidadouda 2 жыл бұрын

@@LudaChez He had been in the lead for the overall series during several consecutives episodes. He didn't win often but he wasn't far behind and he was second ex-aequo with Sally in the end.

@KelpTheGreat Жыл бұрын

The bit with Greg opening the show by spouting tons of random phrases, and then Alex commenting "I've lost my phrasebook" was an underrated joke.

@twent8 10 ай бұрын

There was also Nish: You can't rush genius! Alex: Hurry up...

@here0is0me 3 жыл бұрын

I can't decide if my favorite part of this series was 1) Everything Sally ever did or 2) Nish's little pep talk from the TM after that horrible Sudoku film

@TheJubess 2 жыл бұрын

Sally. I love how weird she is because you just wouldn't expect it

@captainchaos3667 2 жыл бұрын

My favourite part was 3) all of the above, plus everything else. 😄

@TheAcridCorpse 2 жыл бұрын

That pep talk is gold.

@DarkHarlequin 2 жыл бұрын

I watched the 'Pep Talk' easily half a dozen times laughing 😄

@dalluc 2 жыл бұрын

Nish should commit sudoku after that display.

@saixenophase 4 жыл бұрын

Is no one going to talk about Nish's intro to their band? "Diverse Stripes" "Jack Brown" "Sister-wife" It's such an underrated joke and it's clear to see that Nish loves the White Stripes

@Jennyfisch 4 жыл бұрын

The sister-wife thing took me a minute :D At first I thought that was a random joke

@Banned4Life 4 жыл бұрын

Don't have to love the band to understand a colour-based joke.

@anthtan 4 жыл бұрын

Good spot. Nish and Mark are a duo as well. One plays guitar, the other drums.

@pinoyguy75 4 жыл бұрын

I've only listened to a couple of their songs, but I still fully got those references. That intro really undersold how well they did LoL

@saixenophase 4 жыл бұрын

@@kurdtinchains Jack White basically introduced them as a brother and sister duo when they're actually ex husband and wife (Jack took his ex's lastname cause it sounds cool)

@rutushrirame1382 4 жыл бұрын

The whole Rosalind task was pure gold.

@avikash7620 3 жыл бұрын

I thought one of the best of the series!

@WandererTheLost 2 жыл бұрын

IDK about Rosalind. I hear she is an Fing nightmare.

@Rosalind-butNotThatOne 2 жыл бұрын

@@WandererTheLost :(

@henrylangstaff624 2 жыл бұрын

You saw Alex’s reaction when she snitched on her friend

@avadakedalek 2 жыл бұрын

Rosalind is an enigma. Her favorite music is Mozart and her favorite movie is the Hangover I love it 😂

@justingreen2432 Жыл бұрын

@@natedole8276 haha what makes you think it's scripted? She dosnt know what questions they will ask, or are you saying even the contestants questions are scripted? I'm confused haha

@as3609 Жыл бұрын

@@justingreen2432 haha

@LordSesshaku 11 ай бұрын

To be fair. Mozart would've loved the Hangover too.

@yaroslavkurgansky6205 10 ай бұрын

Mozart was a famously crude person, so it checks out, the man wrote stuff like "Lick me in the arse nice and clean"

@martinmaguire-music6692 8 ай бұрын

@@justingreen2432 I guess what they mean is that Rosalind's playing a character, so she has these fictional personality traits she's learned, so she doesn't know what they'll ask but she has answers ready. Yeah it seems like a lot of trouble to go to for no real result. The great pianist Martha Argerich would most like to have dinner with da Vinci or Jesus, and her favourite food is spaghetti bolognese. Not sure if that's a relevant fact, but it interested me.

@jbsgroup96 Жыл бұрын

I know it's usually 3/2 for team tasks, but considering that Mark and Nish's song is one of the only times Greg has had nothing negative to say about a task attempt, the fact that they didn't get 5 points each is honestly a huge injustice, especially since Nish was closer than ever before to finally winning an episode

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

Nish would have still been one point behind Sally. Although he actually lost episode 2 to Sally by one point

@kinghotdog9885 Жыл бұрын

@@iliketrains3495 Nish got 14 points at the end while Sally had 17. That means if the task was 5/0 instead of the 3/2, Nish would have gotten a +4 point differential on Sally and would have won the episode with 16 points vs Sally's 15

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

@@kinghotdog9885 but it would have been completely unfair to give the trio 0 points since their song was very good for entertainment value, it should have been split 5-3.

@Brinta3 9 ай бұрын

I’ve listened to both songs many times now, and I’ve come to like the “nightmare” song the best.

@KyleBaran90 8 ай бұрын

@@Brinta3 I love how they're not really signing in key together, out of time, the lyrics are garbage, and there's a wind storm knocking everything over. It's pure chaos at its best

@anyagobsin 4 жыл бұрын

Aisling approaching the final episode the same way she did the first: taking her trousers off.

@danejenkins8179 3 жыл бұрын

If I had a nickel for every time Aisling took her pants of during task master I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

@zendell37 3 жыл бұрын

@@danejenkins8179 And she kept her dignity intact.

@kurei5349 3 жыл бұрын

She came prepared the second time too lol

@procrastination2204 3 жыл бұрын

@@danejenkins8179 lmao I love the Phineas and Ferb reference

@bethanystephens878 3 жыл бұрын

@@procrastination2204 i was just abt to say thattt can't believe you beat me to it by only 44 minutes

@Azakronn 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer is such a weird treasure.

@FollowBetulas 4 жыл бұрын

Damn near pissed myself when he asked "do we strike you?"

@buerste2466 4 жыл бұрын

@@FollowBetulas I dont get it

@manasim.9936 4 жыл бұрын

@@buerste2466 they were supposed to ask the stranger for the task but Bob's first instinct was to ask whether they're supposed to hit her

@johndelilo6038 4 жыл бұрын

@@buerste2466 I guess you're German ?

@georgiegan 4 жыл бұрын

There is not a single show that i've seen him on, that he isn't just the most legendary person on it. He is absolutely legendary on Would I Lie To You?.

@captainchaos3667 2 жыл бұрын

The number of fish puns Sally can come up with spontaneously in a minute without any warning or preparation is pretty amazing.

@bitzibaerlie 2 жыл бұрын

I agree! "Minnow speak English!" was particularly clever. I expected a lot worse from a task like that.

@richardleecunningham Жыл бұрын

This is neither the time nor the plaice for that kind of compliment.

@OverWims Жыл бұрын

@@richardleecunningham I can't believe you said a fish pun. Get trout right now!

@Mythraen Жыл бұрын

Well, as they say, carpe diem.

@johnsmith-po9gt Жыл бұрын

You all need to take that bass out your txt when writing your reply.

@noahblowingless6435 3 жыл бұрын

10:10 Nish: "Everybody, hold on to your butts!" *Throws coconut* *Coconut hits a pole and ricochets back to about a foot away* Not sure I've laughed that hard in years 😂

@RodrigoBernardoPimentel 2 жыл бұрын

The embodiment of "I try my best, but it's never good enough"

@CosmicTeapot 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know whether it's the comical sound the coconut makes as it hits the pole, or the fact that it rolls in the most perfect trajectory back to his feet, or the fact that Alex pointed out this roll back was actually a blessing and nothing stopped him from picking it up again and having another go... but man oh man, this sequence is gonna live rent free in my head until the day I die.

@kischtrine Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard everything went black.

@davebe2237 4 жыл бұрын

I would like to see all the series losers in a separate series like a redemption for the taskmaster

@Silverity 4 жыл бұрын

I would watch the heck out of that.

@resterdebout57 4 жыл бұрын

But it would also determine the absolute worst contestant. Imagine being one. I guess only Nish could handle it with a light heart

@anthtan 4 жыл бұрын

I suggested this in another video. Would love to see Nish back doing things in his Nish way.

@svenvanderhulst9082 4 жыл бұрын

Please. Please make this happen.

@8ellybelly8 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, Alex has said he's not going to do it because he doesn't want to encourage people to try and do badly

@A-G-A-G 3 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that sally is the only one that could ask Alex to do anything for her in these tasks and he’ll accept

@cambecambe3199 3 жыл бұрын

she did threaten him with an arse tattoo

@Spoonie86 3 жыл бұрын

@@cambecambe3199 A full pastoral scene!

@addledhead 3 жыл бұрын

Some hefty flirts throughout the season. Anyone else notice that her graph about sex vs time the "get" line deliberately ends with Alex Horne? I think that uuuh, Alex could like, get it.

@christianbarnay2499 3 жыл бұрын

@@addledhead And he was sitting on the horizontal axis, clearly stating that he had zero.

@chlobugification 3 жыл бұрын

I got the feeling he was crushing on her. I mean for one, how could he not? ;)

@edwardsimpson119 3 жыл бұрын

The recurring bit of Alex not understanding Nish's salutations is underrated.

@slyasleep Жыл бұрын

Ashling‘s hearty righteousness, Sally‘s complete kookiness, Bob constantly spluttering nonsensical brilliance, Nish railing against the machine and Mark‘s overgrown shy kid vibe - this will take some beating.

@emmakayne8212 4 жыл бұрын

The immediate sound of Nish’s egg breaking on the rim kills me every time

@KyleBaran90 4 жыл бұрын

*TINK*

@mjg_____ 4 жыл бұрын

"I thought, f it, I'll fill his boat with piss" has to be one of the funniest things Bob Mortimer has ever said.

@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын

Funny as hell, but not in the top 100.

@Cory_Springer 3 жыл бұрын

It's near the top for sure.

@tymonster183 3 жыл бұрын

I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden

@Pagliacci_Rex 2 жыл бұрын

In another timeline he's a supervillain. The man's a menace and I love it.

@MisterSolitude 2 жыл бұрын

@@tymonster183 *we do beg your pardon

@breadddie Жыл бұрын

“the diverse stripes” is the funniest band name they could’ve come up with lmaooo

@dornian_gray 2 жыл бұрын

37:56 all of them (especially Nish) being so excited that Rosalind was in the audience was the purest thing ever

@GoudaFetaExpandDong 3 жыл бұрын

Nish absolutely slamming the egg into that rim within 1 second of starting the final task is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@rewrose2838 3 жыл бұрын

If he got any points in that task, he would've won this episode 😂

@user-ob6qb3qe6j Жыл бұрын

i honestly expected him to throw that egg at the TM because he couldnt win the series anyway so might as well

@OwlRTA Жыл бұрын

@@user-ob6qb3qe6j Nish had a chance at winning the episode though

@Geomax86 Жыл бұрын

@Myles Janik "never......good enough". Wonderfully, though, he takes every single public failure with humour, laughter and no bitterness. A Good man!

@CASEMSTR 11 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at this LMAO It took him literally a half second to entirely fuck the challenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bigsquidward725 4 жыл бұрын

I love how strangely charming Sally is

@dominiccyr2880 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing strange about it friend

@scottjcaldwell 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Sally is amazing!

@coreybrix1215 4 жыл бұрын

I feel Greg also thought that. He seemed very sweet on her throughout the season.

@armbirdy3182 4 жыл бұрын

Emphasis on strange

@QixTheDS 4 жыл бұрын

Becomes very difficult to dislike her when they talk about her sex graph

@happenable Жыл бұрын

I think this is the only time in 15 series that have telecasted so so far that an episode didn't end with the TM theme tune. Truly deserving and iconic song.

@user-xx2dz8tk3v 9 ай бұрын

And it feels so right to end it this way. Such a wonderful song

@oneofthe12sionmains70 3 жыл бұрын

I was hyped up, Nish was in the lead, I thought this was his moment to shine. He then heard the whistle and immediately proceeded to chuck the egg right at the hoop, shattering it just as he did my hopes. The only way he could have lost faster was throwing it straight down.

@pip3879 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Mark and Nish have grown to be such good friends over the course of the series. Theyre so wholesome

@Wabajak13 2 жыл бұрын

shared trauma is a good way to bond

@awppenheimer Жыл бұрын

Hadn't they already been friends for 20 years?

@mikeconnors9287 Жыл бұрын

@@awppenheimerThey mentioned Mark and Alex were friends for 20 years a few times, don't believe they ever said anything about Mark and Nish though.

@doctorsuave 9 ай бұрын

@@awppenheimerconsidering the age difference I hope not

@JKRowlingIsMyQueen 4 жыл бұрын

This is the most cohesive cast I have seen. Good vibes only.

@CubanSpartan 4 жыл бұрын

Seriously. They all had great chemistry, especially Nish and Mark. And they all seemed to just enjoy being there.

@jck1794 4 жыл бұрын

agreed but series 3 with Rob Beckett, Paul Chowdhry, and Al Murray is probably a close second for me

@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын

@@jck1794 Agreed, but Series 4 (Mel & Noel, Mel & Deskie, Mel & Lolly, everybody and Joe) also was lovely. Also, Series 6.

@laurawilliamsartist 4 жыл бұрын

no one has mentioned series 7 yet but the chaotic energy was so much and so consistent in that series. it's for sure my favourite series.

@ILuvAyeAye 4 жыл бұрын

I think this is my favorite of the seasons that have been posted on KZfaq so far.

@briansturm6221 3 жыл бұрын

33:00 When Mark hits the drum fill he's looking so happy, love that moment

@eq2lornick 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody tries harder than mark for the opening sequence and he almost always gets punished for his efforts. Nice to see him win a well deserved task with the bathroom set. (he was completely robbed for points on the puzzle and stealing Greg's pants for example)

@Crazyivan777 4 жыл бұрын

"HELLO GREAT BRITAIN!" "hello." Killed me.

@qwertyTRiG 3 жыл бұрын

HELLO LADY!

@Gradamit 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm always seeing you (do cool stuff)" is a song about not measuring up to a person but its fine because they are amazing and I think that summarizes task master pretty wonderfully

@elizabethtangora4353 Жыл бұрын

The contrast between the songs is incredible, Mark and Nish made a song about how they feel inferior and the other three straight-up roasted her.

@atripentertainment3329 3 жыл бұрын

The fish pun compilation didn't have the "dolphinitely" from the synchronized team task so I can only assume alex regularly makes fish puns outside of that task

@anitagielen6850 Жыл бұрын

Or it's because a dolphin is not a fish.

@randomrabbit3161 Жыл бұрын

They did count Alex's porpoise pun from the graph task so maybe they forgot to include it

@Zenturio331 Жыл бұрын

@@randomrabbit3161 they did. Its the last one in the compilation.

@insurgentben149 5 ай бұрын

⁠@@anitagielen6850a dolphin is a fish, tho. So is a porpoise or a whale. I know that, scientifically, they are mammals, but we’re not scientists, and this is not a scientific context. It’s a comedy show. In the context of regular people living or regular lives, we encounter a dolphin much more like we’d encounter a shark than how we’d encounter a horse. The word “fish” in a science context means cold blooded, gill breathing, evolved a certain way, etc. but, the word “fish” in a non science context means lives in the water. So, dolphins are fish.

@BixLovesMiley 4 ай бұрын

He said he tried to slip one in every time he saw her, so they probably just picked a few 7 the ones that would look funniest in the edit.

@radhageorge 4 жыл бұрын

Nish & Mark's song deserved 5 points that was brilliant

@onetom2222 4 жыл бұрын

It did!

@tobiasgreven254 4 жыл бұрын

@@onetom2222 it didn't.

@ericaheap 3 жыл бұрын

@@tobiasgreven254 it did!!

@IndoPersian1969 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I thought they were cheated!

@jimmypatton4982 2 жыл бұрын

Granted, if the other team was given 4 points nothing would have changed so they could have broken tradition with no impact on relative scores.

@MaestroChilds 4 жыл бұрын

This series coming out free on KZfaq to America is the best thing that has happened in 2020.

@ansadri1 4 жыл бұрын

I mean... to be fair... The bar of best things to happen in 2020 for the US has been pretty low, but I hear you.

@iaintdonknow 4 жыл бұрын

"free on KZfaq to America" Not like KZfaq is for the whole earth, haha. I'm Dutch and love watching this show on KZfaq!

@vagabondwastrel2361 4 жыл бұрын

@iaintdonknow some regions will be blocked automatically.

@NevelWong 4 жыл бұрын

@@vagabondwastrel2361 sweden for example. WHY IS THIS BLOCKED IN SWEDEN OF ALL PLACES ?!?

@bryanbell2724 4 жыл бұрын

Vagabond Wastrel Might be why they chronically make fun of Swedes?

@liamkampff1 3 жыл бұрын

Bob's obsession with the Gulf Stream is such an interesting thorough-line in his TV appearances lmao

@emileliseolang4814 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god yes! I wondered if anyone else had seen this and all of Bob on Would I lie to you!

@mooglancashire424 Жыл бұрын

It’s easy to see why, what teenager wouldn’t be fascinated with a lovely warm stream of water within another stream of water??

@GNVS300 Жыл бұрын

I love how after Bob's "Do we strike you?" line the camera cuts to Sally who is laughing just as hard as Nish, even though she was there at the time and Nish is just seeing that for the first time

@Tigermania08 4 жыл бұрын

I love seeing Bob's creativity in these. This whole panel makes for a great season! They compliment each other so well.

@awesomechainsaw 4 жыл бұрын

EricGifford only exception is Ashling in my opinion. She can really grind my gears at some points.

@Tigermania08 4 жыл бұрын

@@awesomechainsaw I'd agree with you. Bob and Sally have been my favorite contestants thus far. I try to just overlook Ashling, honestly.

@awesomechainsaw 4 жыл бұрын

EricGifford I really Like Bob, Sally, and Nish. As well as Romesh, and Josh for their insane additions to the prize pool.

@wiet111 4 жыл бұрын

@@awesomechainsaw hmm, tastes differ I guess. I really enjoy her in this!

@deemey95 4 жыл бұрын

@@wiet111 she tries to make everything about women's' inequality, when usually its just a silly task on a silly show. I have no problem with her incorporating it(like with the graph), But when its in every single task, it feels like that's all there is too her, like she doesn't have any range or other material to work with.

@Alassandros 4 жыл бұрын

Three things: 1, Sally Phillips can get it 2, of course Nish made a song about trying his best and not being good enough. Basically his swan song for the series. If he scored ANY points in that last task, he would've won, but he failed immediately. 3, Greg didn't call Alex "little"

@unknownsauce69 4 жыл бұрын

Damn it's just Sally can get it lmao

@BingbongDeNiro 3 жыл бұрын

"I've caved his skull in with my ass" god I wish that were me

@robmckennie4203 3 жыл бұрын

did you see the shots from behind the stage during the song task? good lord

@Alassandros 3 жыл бұрын

@@robmckennie4203 35:36 For viewing convenience. Turn brightness up to maximum for added detail.

@videovoidtv 3 жыл бұрын

Sally could 100% GEEET IIIIIIT!

@PJSproductions97 3 жыл бұрын

No wonder Nish and Mark have been so close all series, I've never seen a bond as close as that between guys who've jammed together

@currybun8570 2 жыл бұрын

the group hug with "I'm Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff)" in the background genuinely brought tears to my eyes

@ThurstonCyclist 4 жыл бұрын

"Hello, lady" is an underrated joke.

@findlesplurb 2 жыл бұрын

I rewound that 5 times, I thought it was so funny. Not sure why I found it SO funny, but I did. Alex Horne himself seems pretty underrated too, actually.

@dariusmasinksas1789 4 жыл бұрын

there may have been funnier tasks and funnier comedians in other series but as a group they were perfect, genuine, warm and really enjoyable. Best 5, hands down

@radlee974 4 жыл бұрын

My personal favorite cast would have to be that/those of Series 4. However these 5 are an _extremely_ close second!! (I’ll also say that I’ve never been disappointed in _any_ cast!)

@christinacastillo2880 3 жыл бұрын

100% agree. this has been my favorite series. I loved each person in this series.

@queenofgreen83 3 жыл бұрын

They really were super supportive of each other. And Nish truly seems like one of the nicest people ever.

@mrdewarion 3 жыл бұрын

@@queenofgreen83 Exactly. Also an amazing sport, genuinely amused by his own failures. The way he had a blast with this series just pulls you in and makes you enjoy it just as much.

@zendell37 3 жыл бұрын

@@queenofgreen83 Oh yeah, he's great. His laugh is so good. I'd buy that CD.

@Posit_Zero_Blue 3 жыл бұрын

Sally Phillips is how you write a strong female character.

@ajorngjdonaydbr Жыл бұрын

All class with the sexual libido of a rabbit.

@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 Жыл бұрын

And Aisling is how you write the annoying female character who thinks she's strong but really isn't and the audience is waiting for her gruesome death.

@jannadevries9067 Жыл бұрын

@@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 whoah who hurt you

@sharonbeauty411 Жыл бұрын

@@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 Sally Phillips is the annoying one.

@elisabethluder7262 Жыл бұрын

that's an insane thing to say about a real person i hope you realize that

@nunyanunya4147 Жыл бұрын

Nishy *Immediately* failing the egg task moments after his prog rock duet masterpiece is comedic gold you cant write.

@Kittywitchthesecond 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff)" is honestly kind of a bop.

@pippa_peg 4 жыл бұрын

They literally did a song about a stranger and it's still better than most songs.

@OntarioTrafficMan 4 жыл бұрын

They wrote a better song in 30 minutes than some professional musicians do in ... well, however long it takes a professional musician to write a song.

@pippa_peg 4 жыл бұрын

@@OntarioTrafficMan better than Señorita and Yummy

@alexmott507 2 жыл бұрын

Nish blowing his lead in the first second of the live task is both hilarious and soul-crushing

@michaelritchie2968 2 жыл бұрын

I know the Rosalind songs are the highlights of this, but for me the best moment is the story of Bob's dispute with the Woolwich Ferry.

@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын

37:27 Nish’s sweet “You can sing harmony?!!!” exclamation just adds on to the many reasons I appreciate him 😂😊

@antster1983 2 жыл бұрын

Sally: "I can't sing!"

@HeroofTime6996 Жыл бұрын

Nish is always so excited after seeing the other members tasks lol. such a good guy

@vladibarraza 4 жыл бұрын

(Greg commenting Sally's lack of sex) "I think it's a bit like fossil fuels and the ozone layer. You know, the time for graphs has probably stopped and we all should huddle together and see what we're going to do about it". 🔥

@curioushoodie 4 жыл бұрын

That is now hands down my favourite line of across the series.

@reliablereindeer 4 жыл бұрын

Let’s fill those holes

@catheriner999 4 жыл бұрын

And then she absolutely destroys the men by getting up and being like "Chop-chop let's go then!".

@bobidou23 4 жыл бұрын

Aisling's genuinely shocked "Oh my God" makes that scene for me!

@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын

What a flirt

@GreyPajamas 10 ай бұрын

I swear the editing of this show is brilliant. The Rosalind task hits in a different way as the last pre-recorded task shown than it would have earlier…

@JohnSmithShields 5 ай бұрын

They certainly learnt to save the best till last. Series 9 epitomises this perfectly.

@muthusid 3 жыл бұрын

It’s cute how at 20:07, Greg breaks character for a moment to check with Alex before calling Taskmaster “a light entertainment show”.

@heretustay 4 жыл бұрын

this cast might be the cutest one out of all of them. they look like they genuinely love each other :)

@christinacastillo2880 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more :)

@pandakatiefominz 3 жыл бұрын

When they were all cheering for Bob and Sally and the end, it was probably the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time

@tofelipwithlove1150 3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree. The other series turned me off because of bad attitude. This one is just so lovely, everyone of them was so nice to each other. I truly enjoyed this series.

@colettepretorius4905 2 жыл бұрын

Actually at the moment I love series 12 the most. But I do love these lovely people too.

@anonymousperson3491 4 жыл бұрын

Last time I was this early Nish still had a chance of winning

@luism3708 4 жыл бұрын

so.... when was that again?

@truepestilence 4 жыл бұрын

@@luism3708 Episode 1.

@jonathanross149 4 жыл бұрын

no he didn't

@psychomanatee3459 4 жыл бұрын

So basically, you've never been early

@anshulraskar 4 жыл бұрын

You've never been this early?

@wildernesshomefilms 3 жыл бұрын

This lady is a freaking wildcard. Imagine playing in a string quartet, long jumping, Mozart is your favorite musician and the Hangover sequel is one of your favorite movies!!

@xoTBLxo 10 ай бұрын

I don't know how no one pointed that out, but i love how the list of restricted items to send to Fiji actually saved Sallys task! It would've been picked up by car before travelling anywhere and therefore disqualifying her

@sonofthefakegod 4 жыл бұрын

Too bad mark didn't win. His reaction after the song was just adorable.

@calebwilliams9830 4 жыл бұрын

I caught the porpoises one and that was it what a surprise

@sleepyheadsarah 4 жыл бұрын

There's also definitely a scene in an earlier episode where Alex says "dolphin-ately" and looks meaningfully into the camera. It was during the team task where Sally, Aisling, and Bob were doing synchronized dancing. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nZ14lc2J367XlGg.html&t=184

@ClementinesmWTF 4 жыл бұрын

Caleb Williams I remember hearing a couple of the other ones throughout the season and just thinking Alex was slipping up or something. Amazing Easter egg that he was able to pull off and I absolutely love my little Alex Horne

@Samantha_Lee 4 жыл бұрын

Same, that’s the only one I ever took notice of

@mastermj61 4 жыл бұрын

Same i only noticed that one.

@CaptChrispy 4 жыл бұрын

@@sleepyheadsarah And yet, nobody points out that dolphins and porpoises are not fish.🤔

@elizaheathen 3 жыл бұрын

*i could watch an entire 8ep series of just bob mortimer doing tasks and telling tales from his youth*

@902496 3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard I cried as Greg read back "Bob's first four questions"

@muneer24 4 жыл бұрын

If you are here to see Jack Brown and Mark sing it's at 31:40.

@sasikumarrajenthran4468 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone seeing that performance will be blown away. I 100% guarantee it.

@jankbunky4279 4 жыл бұрын

@@sasikumarrajenthran4468 I absolutely loved that part. They're just lovely.

@sharilynb9951 4 жыл бұрын

When is their album coming out? I can't wait!

@muneer24 4 жыл бұрын

@@sharilynb9951 it should be called "Gu Gu GOOD EVENING LONDON"

@fullautumnmoon 4 жыл бұрын

I may just be in love with Mark. I want to take care of this heron man and protect him from the big bad world. I also want to brush his hair and feed him raisins.

@Jayk-kz7sh 4 жыл бұрын

all the while he takes you to a lovely riverbank and googles "how to cuddle" Honestly not a bad arrangement!

@tree2me 4 жыл бұрын

I feel the same

@studiocelestedesign 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. So glad he won this initial task; his ideas have all been phenomenal. He really should have won the one where he stole Greg's trousers to be fair. Also, I have developed a crush on Alex; that was easy enough. ;)

@enlightenedsoul4086 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂

@beek.4860 3 жыл бұрын

Same here. He seems to activate our protective instincts.

@DeLorean4 Жыл бұрын

This was such a fantastic series; Aisling's raw Irish energy, Nish and Mark's friendship and their respective performances alternating between shit and absolute genius (sometimes accidental), Bob's class and psychopathic tendencies, and Sally being ummm well I must admit I have a crush. This group was lightning in a bottle.

@nessielou459 2 жыл бұрын

Sally and Nish peeking at each other past the screens at the start of the live task is so pure. Such a wholesome series.

@W0lff 4 жыл бұрын

Nish and Mark's song was such a good surprise. I'd like to see a separate upload with the song only so i can keep it on in the background. What a lovely song.

@TheAguydude 4 жыл бұрын

I almost got it to work without the need for a re-upload. Unfortunately, the loop parameter doesn't support the start parameter. Here's my attempt: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m9OqaaqHvNyunKM.htmlstart=175&end=270 (share links don't support the end parameter, so it had to be an embed link). So close :/ I guess you could accomplish looping via chrome extension; some such extensions exist.

@fransalcas 4 жыл бұрын

There is one: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ZtWIqKedsaeal6s.html

@W0lff 4 жыл бұрын

Nice, thanks 👍

@DrZaius3141 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing how many people her are commenting about Nish's graph being wrong. The fact that we're generally labeling axes from left to right and bottom to top is pure convention and not a rule or law. The one mistake there is the lack of arrows denoting the direction, but it's still a better graph than the others. But that's just me, a maths teacher, talking.

@kenampersandm 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, ‘generally labelling axes’ sure, but maths do not ever just generally label the axes of a graph.

@crazyrobots6565 4 жыл бұрын

@@kenampersandm axes is plural of axis.

@kenampersandm 4 жыл бұрын

Crazy Robots my attempt at a pun lol guess it was a bad one

@vichayaouearrepan1602 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s more time spent with Nish. More negative fun you get.

@fenhen 4 жыл бұрын

Just turn the camera around and it’s fine. It’s a perspective issue, nothing wrong with the graph itself.

@SkeeterMcTavish 3 жыл бұрын

I wish they pointed out Mark and Nish even put out a tip jar during their song.

@jaimy_games 2 жыл бұрын

"I was looking into purchasing... GALLONS of piss" I just lost it there XD Bob Mortimer is an absolute genius. Anything can happen with him.

@_therealgabe_ 4 жыл бұрын

I think one of my favorite things about this show is how connected everyone gets. You can tell they genuinely have gone through something together and support each other (for the most part) haha

@myboithomas1085 4 жыл бұрын

This was one of my favorite seasons, sad that it's ending.

@joofbing 4 жыл бұрын

MyBoi Thomas the song task is a good way to end the season

@benzaiten933 4 жыл бұрын

to be fair they're all my favorite seasons!

@onenightblitz 4 жыл бұрын

stick around for the Champion of Champions

@JohnSmithShields 2 жыл бұрын

Greg's pick up line on Sally was sublime.

@glockenrein 8 ай бұрын

Oh it was so smooth.

@marijamartinovic4404 5 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment. That was so good… the look, oh my!

@JohnSmithShields 5 ай бұрын

20:50 I forgot a timestamp.

@marijamartinovic4404 5 ай бұрын

@@JohnSmithShields 21:05 is that moment when he looked at her and I thought “oh Sally you must say yes” :) I didn’t know he could be that charming!

@implodinghippo Жыл бұрын

Nish had me going thinking he was going to finish strong and then the egg thing happened lmao

@NixtonV 4 жыл бұрын

Aisling laughing the entire time during Bob’s piss explanation is killing me 😂

@maryannscinto8562 4 жыл бұрын

Most awkward item to bring home? Someone could have brought Jon Richardson.

@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын

I like the way you think.

@Myzelfa 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he would also fit in a bag.

@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын

@@Myzelfa Fair point

@tobiasgreven254 4 жыл бұрын

@@Myzelfa Jon Richardson in your bag might even be more awkward than normal

@blackmoon9793 4 жыл бұрын

But then once you got him home he would tidy up everything.

@shreyapalodhi5268 2 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else tear up hearing Mark and Nish's song? I still think they deserved 5 points for it. I love the bromance between these two so much.

@drash66 3 жыл бұрын

Just watched The Chase, from 24 Nov 20, and they showed the name for the first contestant of Rosalind whose face looked VERY familiar, she had a husband called Alan, and two sons, and she translates Japanese. It was our Rosalind from Taskmaster Series 5, Episode 8.

@hiendkle 8 ай бұрын

No way

@Sunprism 3 жыл бұрын

The most british audience of all time "Hello Great Britain!" "Hello" "How are you all feeling out there!" "We're all fine, thank you"

@poeiabird 4 жыл бұрын

I was amazed that Nish, who has one of the most nasal voices ever, has a really nice singing voice. Bonus that the song was first class. (I would have split the points 4 for Nish & Mark, 1 for the others. It was that good.)

@felipemaldonado8028 Жыл бұрын

Probably the "Rosalind is a Fing nightmare" part of the song, gave the other team the extra point. But I agree, the Diverse Stripes were amazing

@Brinta3 Жыл бұрын

The song “Rosalind is a F Nightmare” had an actual chorus, so I think 3 and 2 was fair.

@alexfirefly1956 Жыл бұрын

@@Brinta3Firstly, ”I’m always seeing you (do cool stuff)” also had a chorus. Just because it is short doesn’t make it less of a chorus. Secondly, a song doesn’t need a chorus. “Ain’t no sunshine” for example doesn’t have a chorus, still a good song.

@thejeffwest 11 күн бұрын

5 points for the Diverse Stripes, 4 points for the POC. Fixed it.

@jacobrodebaugh9925 2 жыл бұрын

"Today's prize category is the most awkward item for somebody else to take home" Once again, Romesh's wedding ring would be the perfect prize

@eddyblackmore2834 Жыл бұрын

Bob should have brought in his son... Then declared him as missing as Sally left with him. THAT would be awkward.

@Brinta3 9 ай бұрын

Or Josh Widdicombe’s tattoo of the name Greg (would be awkward, considering it’s on Josh’s foot).

@Otherman101 3 жыл бұрын

I can't be the only one that fell hopelessly in love with Sally in this series. This episode is just amazing the songs were phenomenal. Bob is a treasure.

@Thingdeux 6 ай бұрын

She’s a gorgeous, sex crazed maniac and I love her for it. Count me among the fold.

@Williammm67 4 жыл бұрын

For people that want more of Bob Mortimer, you should check his stories on WILTY. What a fantastic bloke

@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын

Like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail... Is not how I would describe Bob on WILTY because I can never forget his stories.

@axhlo 4 жыл бұрын

We do beg your pardon...

@caitthecat 4 жыл бұрын

A sniper's dream

@adamschroeder3756 4 жыл бұрын

Ashley Orage Can you please get off of my property?

@aamj0050 4 жыл бұрын

Ashley Orage we’re in your garden

@Spoot401 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, the end was so wholesome how they all hugged and then got in a circle and just started reminiscing with Bob! It didn't feel like one contestant had won this season, it felt like a family had won and were proud of each other. It really makes me miss my group of friends--my family--who are all gone their separate ways and off to college. Dang it, Taskmaster, I never thought I'd feel so many emotions after watching a series finale of a comedy game show of all things! ;-;

@qwertyTRiG 3 жыл бұрын

This was a really sweet series.

@q-tuber7034 2 жыл бұрын

They do have a post-show orgy to look forward to.

@jacobboyd9238 Жыл бұрын

Nish's laugh makes me so happy. But his hug with Mark after that song literally made me cry. I love this show.

@hitokage4 Жыл бұрын

Bob and his graph is one of the funniest things ever, including everyone ELSE'S reaction as they die laughing.

@eod97 4 жыл бұрын

"On this light entertainment show, what you've produced is a graph that depicts the pointlessness of democracy" - only Mark Watson. My favourite ever contestant

@yourmum69_420 2 жыл бұрын

he should've won though, since he made the biggest graph

@q-tuber7034 2 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the graph? There is no line, and the x axis is letters.

@yourmum69_420 2 жыл бұрын

@@q-tuber7034 it's a bar graph

@q-tuber7034 2 жыл бұрын

@@yourmum69_420 Thank you! And then the letters will be British political parties, Conservative, Labor, Liberal Democrats, Green…

@yourmum69_420 2 жыл бұрын

@@q-tuber7034 yep

@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 жыл бұрын

Before the crowning of the champion: "It's the moment every single person in the world has been waiting for" At the time it was meant as a joke but looking at our situation right now and all the comments from all the different countries it actually might be true.

@HolySka1991 3 жыл бұрын

Nish: “You can’t rush genius!!” Alex: “Hurry Up.” Nish: 😐

@DeeFightingDreamer 2 жыл бұрын

I've had my favourites in other seasons (Joe Thomas, John Richardson, James Acaster, Noel Fielding and so on), but season 5 genuienly had the best cast out of all of them in my opinion. They were all funny, nice and just amazing. They treated each other with such respect and love, they really felt like family. I couldn't pick out just one contestant to root for, they all stole my heart in different ways. I will definitely come back and rewatch season 5 for all the good feels ♥