William and Jordan get HOLY

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Ай бұрын

There’s nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun’s the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising harp-related dilemma. Jordan remembers a shock encounter with a US President and reveals all about his latest cheeky purchase, whilst William shares his pre and post-holiday packing routine.
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@JenniferBurns-Kalij85 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 hearing William call Jordan a gobshite is making my day 😂😂

@anniesaghanny3682 Ай бұрын

Wendy North is a fuckin legend! Telling secret service to piss off. Brilliant!

@iaingraham6924 Ай бұрын

It weren't one of your best. "Fuc.....sorry" 😂😂😂😂 comedy gold!

@nicolegamble2163 Ай бұрын

Love Jordan automatically correcting himself from “toilet” to “bathroom”. Also love William trying so so hard to get jokes in 🤣 and William nearly telling Jordan to F off 🤣🤣

@DannyBoy89 Ай бұрын

Jordan is like a 6 year old trapped in a 30 year olds body 🤣🤣🤣

@jimmyhunter2983 Ай бұрын

It’s the hooting from behind the camera that cracks me up 😂😂😂 Nun funnier than EPB 🎉

@Fizzure3000 29 күн бұрын

Jordans nun jokes killed me lmao

@robbicu Ай бұрын

We call the middle isle at ALDI the 'isle of shame'.

@mariethomas1460 Ай бұрын

Jordan jumping in with the jokes before William 😂😂 so funny. Love these two. ❤

@stephcampbell2987 Ай бұрын

Williams outrage with the dinner critique, nearly lost all sense there 😂😂

@MG-vw5xb Ай бұрын

Jordans jolly joke of the week. His inability to tell it is so funny. 23:38

@sheilaenglish9738 Ай бұрын

Are we ever going to get Jordan’s Book Club? 😄 A list of recommended books perhaps?

@rachelbrown9929 Ай бұрын

Jordan's laugh just makes all these jokes 10x better 😂

@Dizzaton Ай бұрын

Regarding allergies, actually it is important to ask if you have allergies because if you do, contamination can be an issue. Even if you order something with certainty it's fine, knowing if you have allergies is important for using separate preparation areas to avoid contamination. For someone with coeliacs disease, for example, they have to use separate chopping boards. Please be patient with staff as for the people who need it, it is so important. ❤

@Geoff-pq5us Ай бұрын

This show made me laugh out loud. You have the best podcast out there!!!

@KatesThings Ай бұрын

Thanks guys. I dreamt about a saucy nun and the Vicar of Dibley last night after this episode 😊

@kawaiilotus Ай бұрын

Never thought Lembit Öpik would ever be mentioned on Sexted but weirder things have happened.

@Paul-Genge Ай бұрын

Too funny. Brilliant and funny. Thanks

@sarahtoner6914 Ай бұрын

The main thing about blowing your nose into the tissue, it has to have you who disposes of your own tissue. So even if he blew his nose at the table (gross) on a paper napkin, he must not leave it for the wait staff. So with regards the cloth napkin, he can't throw that in the bin of course, it must be washed. That is why you absolutely do not blow your nose on it aswell as it just being really inappropriate to do so.

@maihoglund1418 29 күн бұрын

"former Catholic listeners", shouldn't that be "Catholic former listeners", as they haven't given up their beliefs, just the podcast? Love the show!

@elaineminto1828 Ай бұрын

William, with reference to Jordan's nun jokes - tell him not to make a habit of it 😉

@Carolinii711 Ай бұрын

Jordan, the only Greek you need to know is ''Yamas'' which is cheers for all the Guinness you will be drinking! great show have a great time in Greece.

@Heidi_Bradshaw Ай бұрын

That was a good nun joke!

@metallicamadsam Ай бұрын

jordans hair is looking fire. Definitely wouldnt need a paper bag anymore ;) jokes love you, but mostly William.

@andrewsavage9148 Ай бұрын

Slaps was an elite game! 😂

@jimmyhunter2983 Ай бұрын

Quite a lot more than 2 or 3 747s in service, most of them are Lufthansa.

@sarahgrenfell7539 Ай бұрын

I love yous two, listened to your podcast this morning, you really cheer me up when I’m going through a sxxxe time, p.s Jordan I use the term buggerlugs all the time and one of my best put downs is calling someone a wxxk splash 💦 😂xxxx

@rach97134 Ай бұрын

I didn't get that nun joke? 😂

@KrinLee01 Ай бұрын

I see the ADHD too, sorry Jordan 😂

@OllieBeezhold Ай бұрын

That second joke he has done before on here 😂

@tarquincummerbund6997 Ай бұрын

Jordan, the plane-spotter.

@Ayanamy-vl2pl 19 күн бұрын

Can someone explain me the "link" conversation ? About the high five segment ? Sounded cheeky but...Yeah need an explanation

@rebeccafletcher6749 Ай бұрын

Everytime my daughter hears Jordan's voice, she has to announce to everyone in the vicinity, that I'm listening to my boyfriend again. 😂

@stevebartley8902 Ай бұрын

Back in the 50s I was taught by nuns...... Thumps and slaps was the order of the day. No thanks.

@lordwalker71 Ай бұрын

Seems like Jordan’s always going on holiday lol

@nocomment4642 Ай бұрын

Jordan is right.Fondant fancies are smaller.Loads of foods and snacks are smaller than when I was a kid.

@AlltheKingsdresses Ай бұрын

I wanna see Jordon in a speedo! ❤

@ddiginhokj Ай бұрын

Yamas Jordan that's all you need to know xx

@mratherainbowlecturer Ай бұрын

Oh no! What do Jordan and Joey Essex have in common?

@EmmaDobie-wg1yh Ай бұрын

Love a chai ❤

@davidwiseman7774 Ай бұрын

In France, speedos are obligatory in public swimming w

@lynnaitken881 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@rosyhobbit294 Ай бұрын

The Desmond from Noah's Island!!!

@karenchadwick5853 Ай бұрын

Apparently Auntie Karen is a psycho 😂😂

@mattj8937 Ай бұрын

Trust me, asking about allergies is as annoying for us staff as it is for you the customer. Sadly we'd be breaking the law if we didn't ask, please don't be the asshole that makes a joke about it, we are bound to take it seriously.

@audreymcleod4076 Ай бұрын

Someone should tell Jordan that not all nuns are "nice", some are actually abusers!!!

@anthonycunningham8116 Ай бұрын

Oh look, the joke police.

@audreymcleod4076 Ай бұрын

Hilarious, especially if you have been abused 🙄 and FYI , I wasnt getting at him telling the jokes, jordan is clearly that naive , he truly believes that all nuns are nice.

@anthonycunningham8116 Ай бұрын

@@audreymcleod4076 no, he just clearly knows there is a time and a place to bring up matters baring no relation to the topic at hand, and a light hearted joke about nuns on a comedy podcast isn't it.

@stephaniestrahan725 Ай бұрын

Have you ever met a nun

@mtty1988 Ай бұрын

Yes has he never seen philomima