4:16 "Source: my Asian parents, who told me to quit that shit" lmao

"Coolest Holo member: Edward Norton" lmao that threw me off

Smart: "Morgan Freeman" Ah yes my favorite Holomember

I eagerly await the upcoming Hololive Alternative project "The Hololive Redemption" starring Houshou Marine and Morgan Freeman

"There's a general superstition that if you play games meant to be played with others alone, you'll invite ghosts to play with you" It seems like I just found a way to maybe make some friends, then.

3:00 No matter how much you care about her... Mikochi can't become smart. Oof

5:12 I fucking died, JP bros are such quality trolls 5:20 I died. AGAIN

Ah, yes. My favorite modern anime: *ATTACK ON QUINTUPLETS*

3:21 definitely the hardest I've seen Marine get owned, and that's happened a lot.

You could taste the cringe after marine read “Family make up: Me, Rushia”

"Stop that. If write it like that, it's as if I'm 17 years old (35y/o)" 17 2nd season..... close enough

If she ever does versions of these in English to help her study the language....sign me up. Also, props to the guy pretending to Be Sakamoto Ryoma.... He was my favorite out of all of them in the stream.

Ah, yes, Edward Norton and Morgan Freeman, HoloStars 2nd Gen

1:46 GASP! We have found a tag that Senchou does not approve of. The impossible has been disproven !!

4:25 *playing alone means inviting spirits Source:My asian parents who told me to stop that sh*t* I’m actually dying

Roleplay for girl is the most popular cultural activity in Japan today.

1:25 _Imagine having a tongue twister challenge..._ _Let me try:_ *_"Senchou and Shion tan gave birth to Aku-tan and Fujimoto Shougo, Fujimoto Shougo and Shion-tan gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, and that Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, and here is probably Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo giving birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan..."_*

"Old man roleplaying as a girl." Watame-ojisan!? So would Shingeki no Gotoubun no Hanayome be a romance anime about giant girls or what?

Yes. Senchou wants love. Senchou *needs love.* *Give more love to Senchou.*

7:10 I like how we went from the most girly one to the one that looks like it's made by a serial killer (sees most of the names in each category is Suisei) Ah, that explains it

This reminds me of that scene in Daily Lives of Highschool Boys, where the teacher collects the class' career surveys, then asks them if they wrote anything stupid. They stay silent so she starts checking them and immediately starts some hilarious tsukkomi. Found a clip of it: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mtiWpM2azs2reac.html

"You need to stop. You need to stop with incest" Sage wisdom from Senchou

Everything : Mikochi. *Smart : Haachama* Did that man just roasted Mikochi? xD 3:14 Lmao, poor Senchou her family tree is just her being single I saw a certain Mashiro played Hide-and-seek alone... I don't want to see that anymore...

*Morgan Freeman*

Thank you for that info on playing alone and ghosts. It explains a great many things.

I could watch this shit all day

Thank Shabby. That kind of conversation intense stream. I can't get into it without someone doing sub.

4:04 this guy really out here saying "bread-eating gang"

source: Parents: "quit that shit or we'll disown your ass."

Thank you for the translation! I love these profil cards!

"Sports during the night? There is only one kind..." Yup. Only the best sport. Glow in the Dark Frisbee.

Thank you so much! to think you would go as far as to translate the fan profiles

Certified elite moment right there 3:00

8:27 Skirt Flipping Ruiko Saten: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

LOL THIS IS SOO FUNNY 😂😂 Thank you for the translation!

“Most of them wrote Rushia in everything” Perhaps, or maybe those that didn’t never got to send the profile

There are so many wrong things can be pointed out, it's like Senchou is doing _manzai_ alone xD

Thank you for translating!

4:15 the hitori kakurenbo here is a game similar to ouja, where you staff a plushie with rice, nails and blood and then proceed to hide it somewhere around the house, then after letting stay like that for a while, you go and stab it with a knife and then tell it it's its turn to chase after you, after that you are supposed to turn off all the lights in your house and hide somewhere till morning, supposedly the plushie gets possessed by a ghost and stuff That's what marine was refering to Also the ''recorder'' joke it's because it's an euphemism for p*nis

Put Norton and Freeman in HoloEn Gen2, Yagoo

I feel like Edward Norton would be happy to know a random guy in Japan told an anime girl that he's the coolest. Man I wanna be Edward Norton right now.

4:22 I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND

Excellent work and also great end card.

"this is probably an old man" - ババ

4:18 O shit shabbysubz lore just dropped

I really like the profile entries, as the Hololive members also submitted entries. It's hard to tell how much is troll info, but it was definitely fun and insightful.

4:18 bruh, that's funny as shit and somehow sad at the same time ^^" Thank you for the video and your work. :)

I can finally confidently say that I'm proud of this community.

Fujimoto Shougo is giving off Tomaru Sawagoe vibes

parsley-san's confidence is skyrocketing

I explode after hearing Norton and Morgan Freeman as holomem

Man made his mother to give birth to herself multiple times.

Shingeki no gotoubun no Hanayome.

8:18 "this guy is roleplaying as a girl too" Literally has a buff dude as their avatar(?)

That Final Fantasy meme is hilarious lmao I think what seals the deal is the Amano style drawing

You have some reliable source there... Yeah me too~

Damnit i'm getting filtered so hard by not understandong Japanese, missing out on gold content like this

1:00 explains everything

This just gives me vibes of that one episode from "Daily Lives of High School Boys" where the teacher was reading the students' answer sheets lmao.

this is gold

The one that wrote: Single Houshou Marine. You can see the sorrow taking roots in her heart u.u

Morgan Freeman confirmed for hololive EN gen 2

Its very funny 🤣🤣🤣 But the last one is very cool!

BC at the end have code geass I will follow your command

Could you guys help me with the Japanese translation? When Marine says "Don't try to be considerate", what is that in Japanese? It sounded like きつかう but I can't find any match for that word in a dictionary

Yo these fans are comedy geniuses

4:25 AMOGUS

Huh. Me and Takemiya-san have the same birthday.

I'm wheezing at this stuff in the middle of the night at my folks' place, trying not to wake anybody up.

Came for the meme stayed for the content

Marine throwing some serious shade

I aspire to be like the guy who just wrote Rushia.

The guy who turned final fantasy into hololive fantasy

5:45 monster strike fella

0:24 it is filled with houshou marine!! what senchou seems to forget is that there is also 'people you want as a pet' mixed in that side. so this chad wants senchou as a pet as well

Why this feels like the homeroom teacher from danshi kokousei no nichijo reviewing their future plan

3:48

Edward Norton and Morgan Freeman made my day, bless the guy who filled in his profile.

I guess I’ve gotta obey the ending card

4:23

4:17 Ohhhh so that’s where that one *nsfw* came from

Senchou's reactions on various profile cards full of ＩＭＰＡＣＴ were really really fun to watch. Thank you for the translation, but... yeah, quit that sh*t...... also don't step on door thresholds.

after isayama finished aot he will do attack on quintessential quintuplets

There was a quest in Genshin Impact where you played hide and seek with a ghost.

ROFL the whole time i was thinking "man these biographies come straight out of an anime...........i approve"

Thank you for teaching me "sports during the night" puyan-san.

3:03 No matter how much you love her, Mikochi can't become smart!!! Hahahahahahaha

Ah same. Dont play hide and seek alone and if you do nobody will ever find you

I just noticed the bgm is used alot in hentai LOL

For Saku39 it seems like Sakura (HKT48 and IZ*ONE) 😂

can you upload subaru talks too? I really like your vids, thanks!!

4:18 If you don't love translator's notes, you're a die.

Shabbysubz is cool, he subs Marine.

Honestly, that is probably the moment Code Geass Jumped the Shark for the first time. Not saying Code Geass is bad. But that scene, man. That scene.

Glad i wasn't the only one playing hide n seek alone....

Does anyone have a link to the "Shut up I don't know Final Fantasy" thing? Just the original would be great, but if there's some sort of japanese know your meme compiling that stuff that'd be the best

Apparently I gained the ability to read Rushia's name written in japanese... Humu....

"don't play alone or you'll get cursed" (explaination) me: bruh I wish ghost pals would come play video games with me instead of me playing alone and being lonely...

Single: Houshou Marine 🤣 😭

Ghost type Hololive when?