Nah they just used the same Text-to-Speech program as the last two😹

@@AxxLAfriku you still alive and not ashamed of yourself

Are you sure....

It's ok. I didn't either.

I actually think they leaned into the shitty voice acting since I can hear Yuri Lowenthal and Brianna Knickerbocker in there and they're incredible VOs

And that he actually meant decades

"Come back in ten years!"

He was probably playing Cho Gath

"If you wish to defeat me,train for another 100 years!"

@@azirul9311 man I sure hope my grandchildren will be the ones to get it right

peter what are you doing

@@halionextracrack

good to see i'm not the only one

good eye :)

When I first saw this video I hadn't heard that shenmue 3 was announced so when I watched dunkeys video and saw the "made in dreams" watermark in the corner I legit thought that this was a really impressive dreams game that dunkey was playing for a joke, oh how naive I was.....

the made in dreams watermark had me loosing it the entire time

@@ryeb losing*

there isnt one?

"Don't bother me!"

WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

No Idea

Atzoniz was it even made in dreams?

What?

"I feel like I could kick some ass!"

XD

@@jerubaal101 "No"

@@thegoldengaming1877 Clearly you haven't applied the sacred ointment, yet.

"No, i Haven't

I was actually pretty disappointed when the video eneded because it was so funny

this is the one. the comment that got me.

😂

I suppose it looks like to be an ironic nice part of the game lmao

And the developers purposely made story dumber just to have fun of suckers of buying the game.

@@thebufoon did you expect quality from a shenmue game

@@moonbug7252 I'm new into the game, but yea i did. I mean if you have played The Witcher 1 you'd see it's same writer level. In 2nd is better than in 3rd is much better.

Excuse me...gorgeous.

aka the suffering of John Locke from Lost.

@@UnlistedAgain glad someone said it before me

Bishop Martin LMAO it’s exactly what I was thinking too

@@UnlistedAgain damn, you remember lost too?

You want your $40 back? I WANT MY KIDNEYS BACK!

Sounds about the right level of English a typical Chinese person would be operating on

@@jackyan654 true.

I've heard there's some site that a ton of game translators are being pressured on by a group that intentionally tries to ruin games coming over to NA. Even a ton of games journalists are on it too. They were responsible for Fire emblem on 3DS getting censored. Shit's fucky.

He's is speaking the language of gods.

@@potatosordfighter666All I care about is martial arts. Leave me alone or give a source for this information, anime

Yeah, I think that is THE part where it becomes obvious that the developer fundementally dont understand video game storytelling and humour. If this had been a movie. That part could have been funny, since the tedious part is at the expense at the protagonist. He want to learn a move desperately and he constantly is denied, which is kinda funny. In a videogame on the other hand, the joke becomes at the expense of the PLAYER, because as a player we are essentially an extension of the protagonist and that joke is NOT funny, just annoying. The developer even admits he dont play videogames and christ does that part convey that completely.

@LKCV He's the prime example of someone past their prime who doesn't have it anymore... >__>

@LKCV Actually it is a good point , because since he doesn't play game and wasn' tin the industry for so long (he was making mostly mobile phone game) he didn't witness or get involved in all the improvment games had in the past , story telling , mechanic all of that is outdated because he doesn't know about it. If you don't play games and don't get interested in it (which is what he said) and doesn't work in it either how can you comprehend and adjust or take into account what has been done and what have been understood since. The answer is simple : you can't. If that game was made 14yr ago it would have been okay-ish , nowadays it's just awfull.

Wow almost like yu suzuki is actually a dumbass who has no business making video games

@@planescaped to be honest, the previous shenmue games weren't that great either

My favorite is someone named liu, or 六，because they're pronouncing it wrong. This liu is the number 6

Isn't all wine aged? That's the point, no? That's like saying can you get me an old pensioner.

@@ajaxlewis7664 not all wine

@@backlogbuddies what wine isn't aged? That sounds awful

All wine is aged.

Weird asf

Rita - I Love SЕХ too

It's basically the same quality

@@abedabed7009 Thats the joke...

It's ridiculous how accurate this is

Lol

Me learning english when i was 10

Yes, I don't.

I,never

Yeah, you could say that

“Got-ta-find-the-fuck-ing-to-kens”

Lol me too sometimes

I’m here watching again bc I remembered “gotta tell the shitty grand-ma”

Official shenmue theme lyrics

It’s still impressive that, after giving off such rich performances in other stuff, they can just shut themselves off like that.

Direction accounts for like 50% of the quality in an actor's performance. Even the greatest actor of all time can't have a good performance with trash direction

@@enotsnavdier6867 the original Yakuza dub is exactly this

what? oliver swanick voiced this?

​@@JackInABeanstalk98except for Mark Hamil who absolutely destroys as Majima

Now looks like one of those cheap unfinished steam games. (okay maybe not that bad)

I thought the graphics here were pretty solid. The voice acting and combat on the other hand...

@@mattperaica7308 They tried staying a little too authentic to the originals with that design and voice acting

It should have just got modern graphics and realistic looking people.

No, I haven't.

israel the leg kick decision cringe bender Adesanya what are you doing step bro

Grandad. Shenmue is Yakuzas grandad.

@@tomhill3248 Who's yakuza dad then? Super Monkey Ball?

@@dsl69 Yes.

@@ArukunMoon Hmmm I see.

it has that sweet uncanny valley effect written all over it

Well fits shenmue

I'm confused...

"Are you sure?"

MrGameAndStuff actually watch the video

Yeah...she is...Yeah...you could say that

Better get those chickens!

i didnt even fucking notice it because it fit in too well with the gameplay xD

Gabriel Silvério not even joking: I didn’t hear the news about it actually being released and took a double take when i saw the watermark because I actually thought this was made in dreams 😂

You mean to tell me this wasn’t made in dreams?? This was garbage😂

I legitimately thought this was made in dreams. Is this an actual game?

@@saliherenyuceturk2398 I've seen projects in dreams far more better than this

Get a gun

his name is not shenmue

@@moister3727 after Shenmue 3, Ryo's name is now Shenmue.

@@moister3727 r/woosh

@@okay8458 r/etarded

Best comment of the year

Idk man, talking simulator is pretty darn boring.

@@trendybistro thats what they said lol

Yeahhh Shenmue 3 probably killed the franchise... I mean i didn't know the franchise was so loved and people were waiting for an actual new game to come out but when i learnt that and now watching this video... I can't imagine ANYONE liked the game

@@Mysticfateee based off other reviews, it seems that many consider this a disappointment. this only exists because of crowfunding in the beginning of its development, so its highly likely Shenmue will actually be dead

Hey Dont diss dreams

Same wtf

It’s awful so that’s understandable

But it is made in dreams aint it?

There's watermark that says "made in dreams" at the end, is that not true?

Dont even compare this shit to that actual masterpiece

You’re tearing me apart lisa!

Oh hai mark

You should have heard the voice acting in shenmue 1 if you think this is bad. It's part of Shenmue's 'charm'

0:40 Im looking for Mr. Urine okai then

Shenmue and Assassin's Creed. The two greatest video game protagonists.

​@@mr.shickadance4112 can't forget Metroid and Halo. I love those guys.

Link as a Zelda

More like crawls

Hopefully the long suffering Shemue fans stumbled onto Yakuza at some point.

@@ashikjaman1940 Twitches on the floor like a squashed cockroach

Alright Peter

@@ICantSplel They all played Yakuza, maybe even before you did.

it was

What is Dreams?

@@KisukeOboro its a game where you can make other games, donkey made 2 videos about it recently

More like dreamcast, am i right guys

@@HipDopeLord no

This was the game they asked for though.

@@billbill6094 maybe it wouldve made a good xbox title?

Stix N' Stones that game is fateful to the original tho unlike this one

@@billbill6094 No one asked for the awful combat system.

@@billbill6094 'you ask to pay for this shit, don't say i didn't tell you before' - developer

Replayed that about 5 times 😂😂😂

Or he's not even sure himself his girlfriend is what anyone would consider pretty or not 😂

Ryo isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Compared to roles like Ben Tennyson and Yosuke Hanamura, it’s still kinda impressive how he can just shut himself off like that.

@@paperluigi6132 wait hold up he did Ben 10

@@paperluigi6132 holy shit it was when he was a teenager right?

@@agentace1476 yep

*im lookig for Mr.John*

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ The game Desperados III has a bad guy called... Frank. No surname is ever given. Characters just ask for 'the man named Frank' and people know who they mean instantly.

In the islam world: "Iam looking for someone named Mohammed..."

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ no, I haven't

@@SailorCheryl Lmao "Hey, is a Muhammad here?" _ten bewildered men turn around_

More like 19 years, smh

Lan Di just dies of old age.

*20

@@spaghettienforcer4896 dude, spoilers

I haven't.

"Obligatory remark about how the game is secretly genius."

its the new knack

@@calebflores3389 it is a shame, I really quite like it.

Death Stranding is a relaxing game Change my mind

Ben Mauss I honestly love the game I don’t see any issues with it besides the game being repetitive towards the mid section

Lol

That desperation in his laugh kills me

"the story goes on..."

Tbh though Lan di is more experienced than xiuying in shenmue 2 and ryo couldn't hit her either.

@@matabishippuden6965 at least they didnt wait for 19 years for the second game

@@emoimo4171 it's a bot dude

having never played this series, knowing nothing about it, only learning today how long since the last game, I'm honestly shocked Dunkey's not MORE bitter. Those chickens really taught him the meaning of patience, I guess.

It's like every 3rd iteration of anything sucks ass. Like kh3 for example

@@dances_with_incels and spiderman 3

Reminds me of Duke nukes forever

Welcome to Shenmue.

Try the big mac

@@VarietyGamerChannel come on, the previous games (released 20 years ago) werent like this!

@THE NEWMAKER oh my you haven't played them. Yikes we have a dipshit down here thinking he can diss this game without actually experiencing the other two.

@@matabishippuden6965 Oh no. We have someone who may not like what is considered a classic. Different opinions are not accepted in this household

Oh boy, can't wait for future games to have cutscenes for fighting instead of combat mechanics

@@ms_rifle_spiral well you got D4 but that game was really creative and unfinished bruh

cutscenes for fucking everything

telltale games make one big cutscene into game

Daddy of war: QTE for jump

Okay then

"No, I haven't."

Gotta keep some practice dummies around

"I see..."

''You f*ck young boys, Valdez?!'' ''Nope. All I care about is martial arts!''

nelly style

@Woketube, gone by 2023 what the hell is a tosspot

@Woketube, gone by 2023 mole person spotted

@Woketube, gone by 2023 simp

Woketube, gone by 2023 Damn, now why hadn’t I thought of that? It seems so obvious now. Stupid, stupid, stupid me. Its become clear to me that I need mental help, based on your reply to my KZfaq comment on a Dunkey video. You’ve truly restored the honour of my family name.

Lol

Glad they decided to keep the shitty voice acting, man feels like the past

i dunno, the first game went by like a breeze in comparison to the 2nd and 3rd... and ofcourse it as F'ing 1999. I am a shemue fan, but as what it was and how special it was 20 years ago, not because i care to ever play through it again.

Its honestly on par with the first two games. Issue is that Shenmue 2 ends of a cliffhanger with no hope of a sequel. We wait 20 years for a sequel and Shenmue 3 ends on another cliffhanger. Either the creator has titanium nuts or he's actually mentally ill

@@demetriusturner7715 Just because Resident Evil had dogshit voice acting back in the 90's doesn't mean they carry that over for an aUtHeNtIc FeEl. Capcom, like many other developers, actually tried to move their franchises forward in the modern era, and the RE2 remake shows this amazing result more than ever (hopefully 3 as well). Shenmue 3 is an upscaled dreamcast game. ZERO effort was made to make this the definitive entry to the series not only in the ways of story, but also gameplay. They didn't take ANY advantage of 2019 technology to make this the series' best entry yet. It truly is pathetic when fans defend the voice acting and all the other lackluster elements of this game...

If it actually were, this would be impressive. But it’s not so everyone is let down

soo it is the real shenmue 3?!?! xD

where does it say that

And here i was amazed during the whole video thinking "how tf did they made this in dreams ?!"

Jack H that would make this game much more impressive if it was made in dreams. it would actually be worth something and be an actual accomplishment

What are you talking about? That's some superior acting! Really conveys the mood of the scene

Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

GRANNY!

“You like how grandma rides you?” “Yes, that’s it”

That was the best line of the game!

Then who is gay?

No, I haven’t.

@@armanpamma9454 I see.

lol

I suppose not.

What's more amazing is that the producer thought he could string players for along for another sequel despite the fact that this game barely got made and it took at least 18 years to get made.

Is the producer Tommy Wisseau?

@@MrDevious88 Best part about what you said about Shenmue 4? It's going to be another Kickstarter campaign after the reception. Worst part about it they treated the PC users like crap by pulling the old switcharoo and changing it around. Was going on Steam at first but then they changed there minds and decided to go 1 years exclusive to the Epic fail store on the PC platform AFTER people pre-order/funded it (Never pre-order guys no matter how good the game is at first) and people was rightfully pissed! They only done it for that "88/12" cut even though they had more than enough money to make a "Decent" game by you know... KICKSTARTING! At this point in time I only see them getting fucked over and ultimately putting Shenmue down to rest, It had a good run... Now if you want to have a Shenmue successor go play Yakuza. I herd that series is FAR better than Shenmue!

@@haaxxx9 yakuza 0 is better than shenmue 1 and 2, that game is amazing I cant recommend it enough

@@nathangould9549 I second that motion.

I agree, superintendent!

Time?

@@ftxnatsuz3z845 10:19

@@brennanboone1879 thanks

I was legit thinking it might have been made it Dreams because of that.

Have you heard of a little story called The Monkey’s Paw?

CAMEO!!!!!!!

HAIL2U

@@thesalsaguy4395 i remember reading that in 8th grade lol

Like a million dollars but all in nickels

But I thought the Shenmue series was good?

Miyamoto from Nintendo also hates videogames.

@@IkeOkerekeNews It really isn't. It was passable 20 years ago when most games didn't really have voice acting yet so it seemed pretty high production, but they were always a terrible chore to play. When people funded the new one I don't think they expected it to literally not improve anything since 1999 though...

I played Shenmue 3 and it was by far the best game of 2019; currently the third best of the generation behind Persona 5 and BOTW.

@@FuzzyDlop Opinions are all subjective. It's not possible for an opinion to be objectively wrong, but if it was this would be one of the wrong opinions.

Or the realization that the 4th one will come out on ps7.

Did anyone else notice the “made in dreams” logo at the end there?

"you're laughing ... shenmue 3 ends on a cliffhanger and you're laughing"

I like how this can apply to Half Life except that that was entertaining

@@zkme2734 even that progressed the story in the end tho, fundamentally changed the whole story

"wHAT the FUCK" at 9:52 as well, pure shock

@@random-wf6ok You n'word

"Hello"

That's what I thought. But oblivion is even better than this

By then, you’re going to be able to hit him once.

@@thebeastwithin6978 not like you can even hit him anyways

Well there aren’t large enough time skips for Ryo to actually cover any kind of experience gap in all reality. Ryo would never be able to go from half ass training to beating a guy that is portrayed on a “grandmaster” level. Then again the game isn’t very consistent about Ryo getting better and it seems he more or less is supposed to scrape by using specific techniques in canon no matter how badly your curb stomp a boss in the game mechanics. So even if you make Ryo a beast in the game, in the canon story I believe he’s always barely scraped by and only won a lot of fights out of purely having a technique to counter the person he is fighting, and not because he has become a better overall fighter. I mean he’s constantly losing and only wins after getting a specific move. I feel like Ryo is at the same level he was at in Hong Kong when he fights in cutscenes. He doesn’t seem to have gotten any better and still needs specific moves to beat guys he should be able to dodge and just beat the shit out of like that muscle guy from fist of the North Star in Bailu village. What in the fuck bro, you can beat that giant from Kowloon walled city but not this guy? Are you kidding me. Guy swings his arms around like a retard and Ryo goes down like he never even went to Hong Kong and got off the boat from Japan in Bailu. I don’t think Ryo is going to beat Lan Di. I mean it’s not even feasible in the story anymore. Ryo isn’t talented enough in canon to ever catch up to Lan Di Becoming 10th Duan is simply gameplay shit because it holds absolutely no weight in canon fights where Ryo loses all the time. The old grandmaster handled Ryo on that boat when they sparred and then told Ryo he was trash. So in this game old guys can be strong. Well Lan Di beat the shit out of Ryo pops. Ryo never beat a high level martial artist in canon like Lan Di stomped Ryo dad. Every time Ryo faces one he is utterly embarrassed

@@helmeilshshanshahla7585 i know this will get me cancelled but goddamn that is hella gay dude. You know way too much about shenmue

@@poposterous236 so someone is gay because they like a game franchise? How progressive of you.

yeah of course

I honestly don't doubt it.

This game really feels like a Dreamcast Shenmue 3, haha.

Voice acting and voice direction is different. This result leads me to believe it was intentional for whatever reason.

The voice acting isn't bad, the writing is bad. That is the consistent here. Good voice acting can't make bad writing good. Yu Suzuki is terrible at writing stories, any critical analysis of his previous projects shows this. It's either stuff without any deep plot (Virtua Fighters, Soul Caliber), or Shenmue.

dudw what is this from?? i cant remember... too high..

wait nvm i found it

Comparing this to the intentionally campy acting in Metal Wolf is actually insulting.

Too bad a cripple and an Italian executioner who are really into rectangles and spinning are gonna stop you

@@sirgentlebread7302 wrong video.

More like half a dozen.

You say "No, I haven't."

Look at all those chickens

@@tricksterhuaun Havent what? God requested simple task..

That's the one time i found one of these jokes funny XD

Yknow hell aint so bad

No wonder the devs decided to screw their backers over some quick EGSpyware cash, this game is so bad that they had no other choice. LMAO

but they speaking like this is the only fun in shenmue 1 and 2

Pretty sure it was on purpose, the shit voice acting has always been part of the charm.

@@ShinjiTomi I thought the fun was in lucky hit where the actual game happens?

@@ianp5367 The fact that Shenmue fans are constantly saying that as an excuse just goes to show that they don't care about getting a quality game

🤣

Lmfao This game is a fever dream

Perfect description

The guy who wrote the dialogue for this game also writes every Chinese product's instruction manual's translation to English.

There is a word for that: Engrish.

because it would have been one of many fan made games that you can play by purchasing dreams, which is itself cheaper then Shenmue 3, by the way. Also many people have been wating 20 years for this

I honest to god thought it was an extremely impressive Dreams game. This is actually Shenmue 3? what?

You have wait 20 years, development was like 3 le 4

@@porci751 Not just that, the thing is that it would also be fan-made, unlike Shenmue 3 that has a whole corporation behind it's back.

@@SirChris314 It's legit, Charlie/critical played it a while back

There's actual PS3 games that look and run better than this.

I was second guesing that shit everytime i saw it

It's not!? wat??

Wait what??? I thought this was made in Dreams and Dunkey was just acting like it was the real game? This exists?!

Shit it WASN'T made in dreams?? I genuinely thought it was a real shenmue fan game

Omg how did i not notice lmao

His name is shenmue

His name is shenmue

i see what you did there

Dunkey did the same thing in his Shenmue 2 playthrough. I missed when Dunkey did let's play of video games.

His name is shenmue

Except that it doesn't. Red Dead 2 and The Last of Us, those are games that waste your time.

Fuzzy Dunlop This is a dangerous game you’re playing

Grindy games are almost always a waste

@@FuzzyDlop Nice bait

@@FuzzyDlop i couldn't play Red dead 2. It was so tedious

hahahaha, funny joke! *i’ll be seeing you in court next week. bring your lawyer. you are being sued for making me haha too hard.*

Charles Edwards it’s so ironic and funny lol

Yakuza had enough time to come out, have 4 more games, have a prequel, get remastered and have two more games while Shenmue went from 2 to 3 with archaic game mechanics.

@@aptspire Knowing how the Yakuza series director literally says the series exist thanks to his inspiration of Shenmue, you would think that Shenmue itself will reach perfection in 20 year+. "Enough time" my ass. More like sega completely dick the development

@@aptspire so why didnt they make new mechanics

No, I haven't

I see

excuse me, Gorgeous

zippo718 “had it translated” by whom is the question. im thinking by google. and no I haven’t

Zippo, you're our only hope. Give us Yakuza Kenzan and Ishin.

Most games

EdoloChannel Ishin translation is already in the works

@@kaiflood6061 source?

That had me dying.

No i haven’t

Don't bother me

The fortune teller did say his lucky color was green

yes that is indeed the joke he said

No, I don't

That's something straight out of Oblivion, LOL