I busted a gut laughing at this comment.

JASONNNNN

but honey the clown needed $2

Seriously I was like what?

He was at least in a rush enough to give him a $20 and tell him to keep the change. $18 tip RIP Jason.

🤣

Just laughed so hard it hurt. Thank you, sir. 😂

Yup, that WAS the joke Dunkey told in the editing. Not really funny to just repeat a joke someone LITERALLY JUST told, mate 😅.

@@inventgineer no u

@@inventgineer baby girl relax

lol welp,the punishment ig

if depressing is synonymous with boring

This game was depressed but i love it

@@modest_ozone645 the game itself is depressed

One of the endings Ethan literally hangs himself

That's pretty much how it goes. The only scene he cut out was him waking up in another street running looking for Shaun. The game is that poorly written but amazingly written for comedic effect

And then, there was that infamous "SHAAAUUUNNNN!!" glitch

Like father, like son.

The void called and he made damn sure he answered

He walks away from his parents in a crowded place, goes down the staircase, leaves the mall, goes to the other side of the street, all for no apparent reason, then sees his dad and runs on the street like maniac which every 4 year old knows not to do. Classic David Cage writing.

David Cage ally to the French voice actor

@@Chillerll lmao

The guy chasing is a different character than the father, FYI, this game is lousy with white male protagonists.

And Jason

Norman Jayden has some issues, okay?

He is slipping jimmy

That wasn't Ethan. It was the FBI guy.

Are you tired of placing plates too hard?

Has this ever happened to you...?

LOL

If it isn't sword fighting, Ethan fails at it

Quantic dreams really saved themselves with beyond two souls and detroit become human because this game was sh..

It's not that hard, if the bad guy is more concerned with throwing more stuff down, than actually running away. At this point he wasn't actually running away but just trashing the place.

Why is the bad guy still throwing stuff. Like the dude fell down just run out instead of just throwing stuff on the ground lmao.

@@maxlab55 Because the QTE are just there to keep the player awake during the boring plot, not to actually impact the story.

@@Shuizid Yeah I agree with you. This part is badly executed imo.

​@@maxlab55 Dude, this whole game is poorly executed. Everything Quantic Dream touches is trash.

Both of them actually possess immense quantities of power, to the untrained eye it appears as if they are stumbling around, but in reality this is a clash of titans, two impossibly powerful beings at odds with one another.

maybe if joe rogan wasn't wasting time with chickens and fish and crap

@@wacky-physics7506 exactly so many times he could have just ran away. He literally took time to pick up throw every little thing. The developers really know how to make the most intense and suspenseful chase scenes.

honestly probably about the same speed

This is the type of thing that makes me not like this kind of game. I mean yeah its hilarious but by and large youre expected to just go through and hit the quick time events. But really your actions have *no* consequences. Its just a film that happens to be animated in a videogame engine, and gives you little quick time events that *very slightly* change the animation if you hit them.

The chickens give you a game over?💀

A_Funne_Boi When he says "game over", he just means that you lose the suspect. You don't actually die from tripping over too many things.

you don't fail if you do it wrong

No, you can literally miss every qte and he wont get away 😂

@@elijahteputepu2519 wrong, you can only miss around 2 nearby each other before it fails you. You can stretch the fails out tho so that you can still look like a total goober and make it tho.

They gotta learn to get good

Ethan is bad at everything even when doing simple tasks but he's good at beating his kids with toy swords

Hey it's not Ethan's fault he got min/maxed sword-fighting stats

Put all his skill points into swordplay

Kids need to learn the world will show them no mercy. Best father ever.

Like all good fathers should do Should always display dominance in armed/unarmed combat with your kids Everything else you should be an abject failure

The highlight of this game is getting to beat your children.

😂😆🤣

possibly his best edit in so long hahahah

That part had me cry-laughing!

i lost it too

The meme of the bug where he calls Shaun even though he already found him inspired a close friend of mine to name her son Shaun.

And Dunkey's grunts at the extreme plate placement.

Not the chickens!

Average DBD survivor main

@@exotic1405 "I hate these damn birds"

sadly it's because the clip was edited together, if you fail too much they get away :[

@@EvolvedDinosaur laughs in nurse

Such a weird story decision. Like why not just have Jason get hit by himself.

Did the programmers know what the story was supposed to be? It kinda seems like they didn't

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 At least its funny, they put a lot of time into it

I'd say it probably causes you to fail because you died

It's because Jason's hp was low from the sword fight earlier.

😅

kinda of award

But it's the start of Fallout 4 😂

Glad to see that good traditions havent disappear

Wish Granted Unsuccessfully.

That was comedy gold. I'm laughing again, just thinking about it.

This game was perfectly made for a Dunkey video

Seriously. It's generally difficult to make me feel secondhand embarrassment from a game, but David Cage's cringeworthy writing is so bad it often ends up genuinely funny when you're not just shaking your head at its stupidity. 10/10 would laugh at again (as long as I don't have to financially support that talentless crybaby).

Heavy Rain is literally Tommy Wiseau’s The Room of Strand Type Games

@@MusicoftheDamned i am crying from laughing too hard turns out he's a fucking genius

Worst game of all time.

@@LuMnOsITi Clearly you haven't seen trash like Life of Black Tiger or X-Blades or the buggy mess that is Sonic 06 or the crappy Ride to Hell Retribution =p

This video, the Last Guardian, & Japan World Cup are my top 3 of Dunkey for sure.

Is the game worth playing?

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 it definitely was...before you watched this video 🤣

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 If you like story based games that don't have many action/shooter elements, you don't mind playing games that age badly, don't mind iffy voice acting and plot holes, and the game is on Sale? Yes, it's worth playing through the story once. It was good on paper. Different endings, different characters you play as, it was an okay experience. I was like 13 when I finally got around to playing it, and being a survivor of a trauma, it hit me hard. But I was a kid lol. TL;DR : Kinda worth it if you like games that are just movies and it's on sale. Didn't age well.

​@@zaidlacksalastname4905 Pros: +Actual branching story that never feels like it removes player agency +Interesting concept +Good soundtrack +Multiple endings Cons: -Uneven voice acting, sometimes ok, sometimes dull and immersion-breaking -Some choices or actions can have severe consequences that aren't well communicated or hinted at -A bunch of plot holes and loose threads It's worth playing through it just to experience and examine it, it's a really interesting game: a kind of proof of concept for a branching, story-focused game. It's just a shame that the game is _really_ janky and the story isn't all that well-written, but there's a good experience to be had and with better execution, it could've been a classic. As it stands, it's ok though, so if it's on sale you should play it if none of the flaws mentioned above are deal-breakers for you!

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 playing? Definitely lolol but buying? 🦜

i puked lafthing ansd am haveing a storke

Heavy Rain is an absolute embarrassment of a game but by god is it funny... (and it also looked great for the time - credit where credit is due, but otherwise its a complete failure)

Heavy Rain rivals the National Lampoon Vacation movies as one of the best comedy-of-errors of all time

This never crossed my mind, not even once. I, too, could be father of the year:)

And then searching every single one of your pockets for five centuries while they wander off to god knows where

why did they do it, looks idiotic af

It's not Ethan. It's Norman. You better play the game.

Thats Norman

It's not Norman it's Nahman

oh my god me too. and videogamedunkey going "the chicken...."

Want to like but at 69

I hate these damn birds!

he did it! he can do it... NOPE!

Watching a man wrestle with a chicken is something special

This was one of the only times the game was funnier than Dunkey.

Typical woman, realistic writing

@@AdolfHitler-lk4vo Name checks out

To be fair I wouldn't give a damn about this guy either.

Maybe if he actually helped her with the groceries then she would’ve cared about him

should've been more careful with the plates, then.

Bloodborne just didn't happen then did it

@@nicecube2798 this vid is way funnier than his Bloodborne vid.

NPC comment

Jason!

@@wolfgangsullifire6158 its not and who the hell asked?

@@ostin6383 tnemmoc CPN

@Deadpoppin forsen

Father: JASON!!!! Jason: Oh hi Mark

Real reason for that: David Cage is a known shithead who would rather hire his fellow French friend's kids to do a MAIN ROLE CHARACTER than pay a real, English speaking voice actor any form of wage

Maybe he didn't hit her. Maybe...SHE HIT HIM.

You're tearing me apart, Father

Shaun was the Origami Killer the whole time. It all makes sense now

To be fair, he didn't yell Jason enough

This is the only possible explanation for that scene and it’s insane

He sure showed him his muscles

no wonder his wife divorced him. Genuinely from the way it's shot Jason would've been 100% fine as the woman stopped before touching either of them. Instead Ethan completely over-reacted and Max Payned his son to the floor, presumably cracking his head open and killing him in the process. Ridiculous. Also, if Ethan isn't the origami killer why the fuck does he keep blacking out and waking up holding Origami? Gigantic plothole that makes 0 sense. I used to think this game was good!

​@@cbtk2 Ethan's blackouts were originally supposed to be playable content, and he was going to have a psychic link with the Origami Killer. That's why he had blackouts, but that was mostly scrapped.

​@2-d_in_a_bag So was him bumbling through the mall filled with the frozen gmod ragdolls originally gonna be more prevalent to the story?

And yet one of the most relatable...

I'm a fucking comedian

@@IronGiant2790 in the whole game...

Isn't that all of us at the office? "I better get to working... after getting a new tea/water/coffee."

That is his work. That couch isn't going to sit on itself :P

I was drinking something when he said that for the firs time and spit my drink

Yeah, it really do be like that.

Me this morning 😢

Right having adhd is hard 😭 im like let me go do my bible study and end up giving my boyfriend a handy 😭

@@lisavanderpump7475 Lisa what the fuck

Well he did return the type of father he used to be!

That was officially the hardest I've ever laughed at a dunkey vid

character stagnation LOL i love that term

4:59 The transition between him resolving to be the kind of father he used to be and him idly shouting for shaun after losing him just like he did with jason is character stagnation at its finest

to be fair it's fucking hilarious

I like that you call him a detective. That's generous.

Well, he was running

@@Beunibster True. The only 'detecting' being done was by his sun-glasses.

They all passed the QTEs

You get what you wish for

Mission accomplished I guess

This joke was hilarious

Truly legendary. If I'm bored at home, I'll just start saying JASON! while doing chores.

I don't think that scene will ever be forgotten.

Don’t forget the “Shaun” glitch 😎👍

It's on pair with "press F to pay respect". Same level of legendary

@@TeighMart lol i cant imagine your poor neighbours during lockdown

And it’s one of the best games I’ve played 😂 This, Beyond Two Souls and Detroit: Become Human are some of the best experiences I’ve had in gaming. Choices actually mattered and I really wish there were other games like this.

What’s your pfp meant to be, a pokermon?

@@arandomcommenter412 Yes, a Luxio

I've heard mixed things, is it legit a good game?

​@@LuxSmash Hell yeah Luxio and Luxray are awesome

Did he call him Press X For Jason

Me too. I needed that!

Yo is that Ross from among us

im actually amazed dunkey never did heavy rain until now, its the perfect game for funny commentary, Fahrenheit too!

@@AkiyamaIsEpic who is among us?

@@hieugao4695 alpharad was among them that's all I know

It hit true Airplane levels of nonsense hilarity once he lost to the chicken.

Add in some sound effects from ed edd and eddy and you got a gold mine

I HATE THESE DAMN BIRDS

thats kinda the joke…..

@@Burialofagod that's kinda what... i... love....

Olha só quem achei aqui, the best Yoshi player Brazil

@@RudeBoyProductions hoho olha quem eu achei aqui, o melhor criador de conteúdo da america do sul!

@@Vitutai Oloco, melhor do meu bairro talvez, da América do Sul já é longe demais :^)

High Lord Ambatakum Will Avenge Him...

Amazing, Mission Complete. That right there is why you're the best boss, the one and only!

Yeah that’s the joke there

Wow. You figured out the joke. Good job! Want a cookie!

@@hrothgarnogar Wow, you're so nice to others!

@@hrothgarnogar I didn't catch that one. I also would like a cookie.

@@shyjayden1948 Thanks!

Sir, I respectfully request that you immediately triple how much of a father you are

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you want him to be an eighth as much of a father?

@@bbbbbbb51 no no, he said triple, that means he wants him to have 2 more kids.

@@noiseisgold3n42 No, you don't know that. What if he is a catholic and already has six kids?

@@WARDEATHFUN then he should have like 18 kids

Wow that’s an incredible one line u shud def b comedician

@@maxuabo You can say that again pal.

@@CDRW24 Wow that’s an incredible one line u shud def b comedician

@@maxuabo You can say that again pal.

​@@KAED.. Wow that's an incredible one line u shud def b comedician

It was always a comedy+many others did it

And that chase is so funny when you fail every QTEs

The cartoon slip and fall sound effects.

OH NO THE BAXES

I replay this scene literally every day

It's fucking difficult to make me laugh as hard as that scene does

Then chickens out of nowhere 😂

Those are some legendary movies

Not the chickens

Fr man 😅

That last over-the-shoulder shot of him wrestling the chicken just freaking demolished me lmao

Original comment, good work

Dead meme

This joke is so played out and lame. Think of something different to get likes and attention

Holy shishamoley my balls just exploded because I laughed so hard.

​@@torachan23 This joke is so played out and lame. Think of something different to get likes and attention

He didn't want to be in that game anymore.

i still dont understand why the kid is the way he is, period. He's weird and creepy. He not on meds or leash or nothin. they just aborted him late. at least this playthrough makes their divorce make more sense. -

terrible devs had to come up with somee way to kill him. I thought the same thing what kid on earth LEAVES THE MALL ENTIRELY and walks literally into the middle of traffic like a dog. Well even dogs don't always do that

Kid was a future serial killer. Honestly the dad did the world a favor lol

Judging by what I saw from the game, my best guess is: both of the sons are mentally challenged and it was never adressed ingame

I thought he was going to punch the kids.

He was so caught up in the looney toons antics that he forgot his objective. tbh I'd probably do the same if frozen lobster and chickens worked like a wall to the guy chasing me.

If I was being chased by somebody and they were slipping and tripping on literally every single thing I knocked over, I’d keep doing it

I like how he makes it sound like this happens to him all the time

@@JoaquinPneumonia "OH NO, NOT THE CHICKENS AGAIN!!!"

These birds specifically.

He knows there's a hell to pay for crossing a chicken in a video game, clearly a Zelda or Skyrim fan

@@knowledgeanddefense1054 This game came out before Skyrim actually.

I believe that applies for a lot of people and not just with this game, but Beyond Two Souls and Detroit as well.

It's entertainment, it shouldn't have to be perfect to be effective. Or, you know, it can have good points that are capable of outshining its bad points. I love videos making fun of Heavy Rain but I still remember how intense some of the moments from that game are.

That's because Heavy Rain is great, except for the quick-time events (and the gameplay controls, which were better in Detroit) (and that ONE plot point)

@@WastedPotential17 It's a fun game but the voice acting is terrible (I know a lot of them speak english as a second language so I'm not blaming the VAs)

Same

If you search KZfaq there's a guy who laughs his ass off with finally fantasy battle music in the background and it's amazing

What's amazing is that Dunkey is barely doing any commentary during this sequence... the game itself is literally just that damn funny.

The Flinstone cartoon running and crashing sounds really put it over the top for me

@@eduardonoso lol I was thinking scoob and shaggy "Like, let's make like a hockey player and get the PUCK outta here scoob!"

"Thanks god this lobster is here!" deserves some kinda of award because at that point I couldn't stop laughing

I'm thirsty, there should be some orange juice in the fridge.

Hey, Luke Steberg. First of all, huge fan of yours! Second, also a huge fan of Jason type games (not so much Shawn like) and you seem to be the man on the topic. Do you have any suggestions of any newer renditions of Jason-like genre?

He literally wins by doing absolutely nothing in every scenario. You could call it a Luigi-type playthrough

Also, the car is clearly only hitting Ethan but somehow Ethan went to 6 months of coma while Jason just simply died. And Ethan was way more care to pay 2 dollars to the clown than looking at her own son!

Its David Cage

I can see why that was scrapped. That's a messed up situation that people don't like to think about.

@@drallak442 This was one of those instances when you simply watch a Dunkey video and start weeping.

What, is he made out of lead? Jason has brittle bone disease? The way he cradled that boy there would be no way that it crush him to death.

@@vinculaomega5283 You'd be surprised. My partner had been seriously injured by his mother trying to protect him and nearly crushing him to death. He ended up breaking his nose twice while trying to protect him from ocean waves. Even though she was holding him close, the wave pushed with enough force to break his nose. It's terrifyingly easy to break a child. I can absolutely believe accidentally crushing.

@@drallak442 Your “partner?”

Soo true

100% truth

The chase scene had me in tears laughing. Now I need to breathe. 😂

Im crying as im typed this lmao that chase scene fucking did it for me lol

I woke my sleeping girlfriend up in bed because I couldn’t contain my laughter.

You should see the shootout scene without hitting anything

My man, you just found days of replayability for every quick-time game out there.

I was literally crying

it looks like a Jerry Springer skit

The original is hilarious: "heavy rain chase fail" on yt

Lmao. Haven't you done the same? The narration and gameplay is so dramatic and illogical that you're bound to troll the plot to entertain yourself.

A lot of youtubers do that now, intentionally fail or go against the game's direction so they can play up that chaotic persona.

"no, you could actually feel that he did it as well as he possibly could"

Definitely, you are leaving some of the best content out if not.

"Game..." Right 😉

Right 😂😂 I still love it though

same experience I had lol

2022 mindset?

@@dogehkiindogeborn5339 Literally everything is funny now

@@mazda9624 Right - back then it was just poorly written but not funny.

When he started making those noises with the seesaw I lost it.