His hair is funnier than he is.

And that's really saying something.

Its jello

Boom😂

Perhaps he needs a haircut.

Literally wa I was thinking

Ireland Jesus I didn’t know a whole country could have a KZfaq account

@@ewwwitscosso2292 We do lad

Ireland makes sense you don t have any content then

i came down to the comments straight away when he was like in 20 yrs.... 2029 lol flooooop

True story 👍🏻

@@Ragnarok6664 Lol word.

I now say that too

I am now going to post comments to say exactly what was said in the videos, it gets like sooooo many likes! Really good technique for likes

@@leosreadalouds6970 .p

Liz, they used to be, then some wanker designer decided to go with "vanity" sizing, 'cause we're a bunch of vain bitches...me, I start with the biggest size they've got and work down til it don't fit, then go back up one, it works almost every time :))

Yes! Marilyn Monroe was a 12-14 which by today's standards is a 2-4 US

Ikr! I'm an 8 UK (8 think it's a 6 in us) and I found a jacket in a charity shop. Normal except for it was a """""""large""""""" and fit me perfectly. Tf?

Especially shoe sizes. I am a size 8 and it’s almost impossible to buy woman’s shoes. And some brands say that a proper size 7 is actually a size 8, it’s ridiculous.

And all country's so you could by stuff online and know it would fit

Hahahahaha which comedian comes on poker faced though🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

@@prettyinpinky5937, Jack Dee, Jimmy Carr, Reginald D Hunter...

Yes! You nailed it 🤣❤️ That’s exactly what it’s like. I love seeing how much fun he has up there. When he laughs hysterically at his own stories and jokes I could almost die from a giggle overdose 🤣🤣

Also, call me a prude, but I love that he's clean and I can watch it with my mum

Tamasine Yo, tho. My mom likes the word fuck more than I do. It helps she was 17 when she had me. She’s still young enough that I can enjoy hanging out with her.

Those women's products really are like 95% blatant rip offs that cost lots of money and do fuck all though. They'd all be out of business selling that stuff to men, but women will pay whatever they want.

@@BigUriel actually they're also full of chemicals and things that cause cancer, cause thyroid disruption and therefore hormonal imbalance, cause hair loss, cause wrinkles, and so on. Literally, there are ingredients in "beauty" products, advertised as being for preventing wrinkles, that actually cause wrinkles/aging, skin damage, along with the cancer and thyroid disruption... which is perplexing that people even still go along with it.. And, the products are tested on animals, so, animals are tortured and killed, and then the things are sold that still poison and kill humans but much more slowly than the animals they were tested on. AND people are paying for this. Like... what absolute insanity. Smhh

@@BigUriel yeah, several months ago I decided to ditch all the creams, face washes etc. (I had pretty bad acne) and so my routine now is rinsing my face solely with water in the morning and at night. ... my skin's never been better-- perfectly clear and smooth skin. Like the whole thing with using moisturiser every day is absolute bull. Within about half an hour of rinsing with water, the natural oil in your face comes back to moisturise your face anyway. All the creams etc. are, are just expensive chemicals that do absolutely nothing. Just eating a healthier diet and rinsing with water is perfectly fine.

never thought the first time i interacted with a ghost would be online

@@isabellehaque-bousquet6910 Boo!

Aaahghhhhh shit plz don’t haunt me I don’t have the time for that

Rip Darina Angelova

How's after life treating you?

I was actually thinking the same thing when he said that! 🤣🤣

Hayli that’s what I thought!! I was thinking ‘’maybe the guy just really loves Aang?’

Hayli no, that’s a gay person with wings.

Hayli, Or a hairbender

Was thinking that!

TurtleKing777 , Hey dad? You like Michael McIntyre too?

This was filmed in 2009 obviously

Leah Dolan. Yeah, they know. They’re just stating that they feels as though time has gone quickly since 2009.

Wait this is from 2009? I’m so confused. It was just posted. What..? What.........?

Moosedraw. It is possible to upload something from the past.

I'd alternate through yeps, yeahs and mmhmms for each angle of the back they showed me.

'yep that's great' in a very interested voice

"Yep Thanks"

@@GoggledAgog & treed & d&Yreka & d&6&&yet

"Yeah" "Ohhhhh" "looks nice" "yup" "cool" -These are my go to things to say

J C I bet they have a lovely relationship and care about eachother! so they’re comfortable talking about eachother.. which is awesome 😣

Isabelle Malott out of all the emojis why that one? 😆

Can tell he loves her

She sounds like shes full of fun but im sure she gets lots of pampering ;) he earns 🤑🤑🤑🤑

sophie dansky 😬

Oh my gosh I’m the opposite. Big bust and a normal sized butt. That’s makes me a size 10 at the top and a size 8 at the waist and an overall size of 10 😂

You are me! So annoying when you need to buy a bikini in a set

Me too! (I hope your shoes are an 8) 🤣🤣🤣

SAME it can sometimes be super frustrating

@@darinaangelova2882 yes I got UK size 8. At least both feet are the same size 😄

Who cares? Grow up.

@@Kirsten_is_cursed10 Did you read my comment?

@Cindy Tartt yes its sad. Because I mentioned that I liked it. I wasn't complaining.

Jack Kraken probably a bot

Jack Kraken People just like to be mean.. it’s ok lol

I think feminine and masculine traits are pretty fluid for both men and women. I think that's okay.

I wouldve like your comment but I wouldn't want to disrupt the devils number lol

I don’t think I have ever seen a man camper than Michael

The fucking skipping got me 🤣🤣

Same 😭😂🤣

2021 now 😊

Yep I did hahaha

Little hard not to with the volume it was whistled at

Yr i herd it

I did. I did.. ✋✋

🐺

The problem is that she's been led to the most expensive dress by the manipulative personal shopper who then gets the highest commission. She hasn't chosen that dress herself.

@@davids3539 She's still happy with it because it's an 8.

@@KevTheImpaler No that's her shoe.

@@davids3539 Well, you know if you go into a shop like that it's going to happen. The personal shopper probably sized them up anyway - expensive watch, expensive suit, expensive shoes.

Oh my God he does lolol

ADHD 😄

Omw Ikr, thought I was seeing things

Did you like him?

Jesus xD

I came down to check and make sure I wasn’t the only one that saw it

Oh my god that makes it so much better now thank u

Totally agree😂👍

That person should be Jeff Dunham.

Wake up

@@bowsbullyschris5780 ?

He’s shit lol 😂

...

deep inside them sugarwalls

Does this mean in english what it means in swedish ? It can be... ehum naughty...

😏

Anna Rehbinder yes.. it’s hot

AnonFEAR LOL

Squidward on a chair?

Milan Pradhan yes it has been covered hair

Gothic Grandma Haha, brilliant! 👏🏽

Relatable

Which is why I'd rather have a pretty spouse than be pretty. They have to look at my ugly mug. I get to look at their pretty face.

Yes ....they had decent TV cameras 10 years ago 🤦‍♂️

Nakadu No I’ve been watching loads of 2009 videos and most of their TV Cameras where bad quality

@@joshhunt4844 ok...well this is just a normal show from 2009 so clearly they did have decent cameras then.

@@nakkadu this was a big production so the camera quality would be better instead of like a smaller production thing idk

I agree with Josh, when you watch things like Oscars/Emmy monologues from 2010-2012 on KZfaq they are so blurry. it might be that this video was uploaded a few months ago, when other KZfaq videos we see were uploaded nine or ten years ago. The issue is probably the way that KZfaq used to compress the videos rather than bad camera quality.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 indeed he does

Do you mean daddy o'Hare

JbubbleU MICHAEL

JbubbleU You repaired it!

Thomas Wigfield thank you! I’m illiterate 😂

For me I legit have zero curves and I’m flat everywhere so I basically look like a twelve year old boy

@@elizabethroy4136 you should do modeling then ;)

Elizabeth Roy same :/

HUNKragor 😂😂 yeah the only problem is I’m ugly af so 😕

Your comment, one for the wank bank

No its 8:11

Damn oops Didn’t see it

@@asiaswislocka5133 Sherlock Holmes over here

@@asiaswislocka5133 it adds a second depending on what sorta device or country you're in

@@ryanhodgkin7475 really? It depends on the country you're in? I've never heard of that

Legally?

I tell people based on the sizes I can wear I'm somewhere between a size 6 and a 22... depends on which store you ask

Firetrap is bad for it. For medium you need to order a an XL

Huh

@@lilymae5662 I fixed the problem I made... it should make sense now.

@@trickytreyperfected1482 thanks

I find XL can be too small in some things and I'm not an XL, I've got a men's large jacket that I'm too big for

I had an Israeli lady get upset because i didn't buy handcream. I'm a carpenter. My hands always look terrible. Calloused and cut. I told her I wasn't going to waste $50 on something I'd never use. She was angry and told me I needed it. I just walked off. I hate these shopping stalls in the middle of the mall.

And I always say "But I'm soooo beautiful just as I am (very enthusiastically, stroking my cheek - completely doing my best to convince them I really believe it!) and then look at them very earnestly, smiling delightedly and encouragingly ask them "Don't you agree?" If they say something like "Well, your hands are looking a bit dry" I say "Don't be silly - they're gorgeous - just look at them! I'm thrilled with how lovely they are - they're works of art - I don't see how they could possibly be improved!". If they still try to sell me something (they usually still do at this point) I keep on waxing lyrical about how happy I am with my complexion (or hair or figure or whatever it is they're pushing). One guy, when he finally twigged that I didn't mean a word of it, gave me a quick hug, agreed that I was indeed beautiful (what else could he do? - he'd finally figured out what I'd do next if he disagreed!) and was splitting his sides laughing, declaring that he loved me as I wandered off through the mall... You've got to try it, it's so much fun - and the less lovely the body part actually is that you rave about being just gorgeous the more fun it is! Everyone feels happier for it and the odd spectator gets a giggle out of it too.

@@meganmills6545 Kudos, it must be so much fun 😂

@@silvasilvasilva It is, it's a blast. And the funniest bit is that I'm a rather staid, serious person normally (and look it, generally) so it's the last thing in the world they expect. The first time I did it even I didn't expect it. It just popped out of my mouth, sort of invited itself, and then I had to roll with it so just quickly decided I'd better "get into character". Honestly, I haven't a clue where it came from but it was a hoot! :-D

Ask next time maybe?

@@HUNKragor I DO. That's one of the first things we ask. For reference use the comedy skit where he says we ask what are you wanting. Don't assume next time maybe.

Sarah Jeong water to wash his face and natural oil from his face 😂