No but seriously don't give it to her unless you're a monster

That meme is well-known and will always be true.

Even after finding where she went, she goes back to a DIFFERENT PART of the roundtable than she was before, which i never went back to because I already got all the items down there. Roundtable is the one place in the game that doesn't list the NPCs there smh

Give it to her father godrick in the roundtable hold.

@@BlazeOrangeDeer oh shit, shes in the basement now? Bruh

The simple fact the game has you "touch grace" throughout says it all 🤣🤣

Yeah, the "grass" related messages are from Japanese players, where grass means fake or pointless.

In mandarin “grass” pronounced like “fxxk” …. It’s kinda fun to figure each “grass” messages meaning though lol.

I literally stayed home for a week straight durning spring break so I did nothing else because of how good it was

@@thesoulqmo 摸草

Stop being cute mad and just admit that it's actually bad design

I know right? What's even the point?

@@rubenandersen1773It's an annoyance, but that's what it is, an annoyance. What do you expected him to say? That the game is terrible because of it?

Legit. They should put the default on “yes” so you can at least quickly confirm and not take a hit to the face. Especially when playing with keyboard and mouse…

My biggest gripe with the game lmao

I hit no

@@mattouttahell92 oh come on!

@@thiagobnla it was the first time my horse died and I was up against a lot of enemies. I figured it would be a waste of my healing flask if I got caught and staggered again on the horse.

pleeeeaseeee!!!!!

Including DLC!, it's essential

I don’t really think she wants to submit herself to that much pain

Please please please please

Ima neeeeeed this 😂

It wasn't just big, confusing books. He read English fantasy novels without being fluent in English so he literally couldn't understand what they were saying.

Are you sure he doesn't want to inflict the same suffering upon us?

@@justalostlocal If that's how you want to interpret it, go for it. I'm hesitant to call someone sharing something they enjoy with another as inflicting suffering on that individual, even if suffering might indeed be the result. Kinda falls into that grey zone where the receiver might need to recognize that the enthusiasm of the giver is misplaced and disengage from the interaction if it causes them suffering. There's also the approach so many like to take of just telling the enthusiast that they don't like the topic and they need to stop. I'm not a fan of that approach because I think those people should definitely continue their enthusiasm if they enjoy it, I'm just not someone who can share in their enthusiasm. You do you and I'll do me, if you will.

@@jirue Uhm it's a joke...

Sooo, he is a fan of fanfiction then??

Matt teleported like the red eyed banished knight from castle sol

cring

*GIT GUD SCRUB!*

"Git gud, scrub" -The Bloodborne Dark Soul of Elden Ring: Sekiro

Definitely doing this when I start again

Thanks. Also remember that everytime you do something on a side quest, you have to return to the quest giver so the quest can be completed. Coming from Assassins Creed Valhalla, I wasn't used to it.

@@thevikingbear2343 it ain’t over till someone’s done an ominous chuckle

I haven't had to do that since Tales of Vesperia

Really late, but as i am currently playing through Elden Ring, i have to say that even that won't often help me. For example, i've done a few quests for Ranni and her followers. I come back to her at some point, Seluvis is dead (this one i can guess, Gideon perhaps after the potion deal?), Mr Blacksmith doesn't have new dialogue, Blaidd is just gone and Ranni tells me she needs to go take a nap. Then she does. Now everything is empty, and i am trying to figure out how and why. I am very ready for my second playthrough, where i will just use a complete walkthrough.

Would make a nice catacombs boss.

The first time the hand spiders show up should have been an achievement Achievement unlocked: New Phobia!

@@cgprojects3770 Their reach is absurd! How do you dodge that madness? I had to rely on spells most of the time.

@@PeteOliva they're weak to fire! Any fire damage will stun them a ton, try it out :)

Just slap it into some Sekiro DLC

Always so well-edited, too.

They can be cynical. Their Horizon Forbidden West and jedi fallen order reviews were both super cynical unfair reviews... but they're more for the comedy than actual serious reviews so it's nbd.

@@mikesannitti6042 Cynical doesn’t mean “a review I don’t like” Mike. Critiquing bland copy and paste titles will happen. Just so happens that Fallen order and HZD 1&2 are good examples of such games.

@@FollowerOfChrist144 The whole "bland copy and paste" criticism is textbook cynicism. There's nothing bland about Horizon. I also get the sense that they didnt play more than the first few hours of forbidden west because they focused on the act one reintroduction of an old enemy which is over with by act 2. And they went at Fallen Order for being a more accessible, straightforward star wars take on the Souls games. Basically both games were criticized different ways for not being From games, which is silly.

Actually, I think it's a problem that most reviewers are too positive about games. There's been a horrific downwards trend for AAA games in the last decade and a lot of reviewers still seem to mark things up rather than be real and give them a negative review.

Same😂😂

And if I stealth attack an enemy but they are still not dead yet, please keep my lock-on on them.

When im about to fight a big monster ive gotten in the habit of using ranged attacks to clear out all the trash around it before engaging it just because of this.

Targeting is absolute trash in this game. Fromsoft should be ashamed of it.

@@Arthillis ha, good tip...wish I'd thought of that...

Just unlock and relock, or don’t lock at all

How? They're just boring individuals who make shallow content

wow good argument, you've convinced me

I wonder why they got only 1 mln subs... that first mln was like an explosion, but now sub counter doesn't seem to grow anymore ?_?

@@japacapa Are you trying to say "mil" as in - million? Your comments edited so I guess you wanted it like "min", but I don't see how minuet works in that statement

@@TheTyphoon365 lol in my language mln is a short for million, I was sure it's the same in english :)

Just dont use auto lock

@@hanzoyamazaki2551 Why? It has its uses. I use it when fighting single rougher enemies that jump around a lot or ones I want to parry, the trick is knowing when you're better off without.

This. Its a lesson all newbies to the Soulsborne series have to learn at some point. You don't always need to be locked on.

You learn this the hard way after the first few times you inevitably die to King of Storms because you couldn't see Nameless wind up his massive AOE. But the lock on IS useful in places even against those enemies, you just have to remember to lock OFF when it stops being useful.

Big things + lock on = No Bueno

I was trying to remember where I heard that music from. Thank you for saying it's Hades.

I thought it was the songs from pyre. Cause you know.. fire

Seems like a music compilation from Supergiants games, because I heared some Bastion OST too ! :D

Love me some Hades OST

@@gavinf69420 I don't know the songs from Pyre, but I definitely caught "Final Expense" and "Lament of Orpheus" from Hades

As a big elden ring fan. Yes 100%

Or atleast put it on yes and not no by default so you can just press x

I'm gonna be sarcastic when I say this: "Lul, get good, just gotta realise horse dead, flick to yes, hit confirm! like 0.2 seconds mah dude" But yes, I was ready for it when I started playing Elden ring thanks to numerous people complaining about it... I WAS READY.

@@ellensong3575 putting it on yes as a default could resolve in you accidentally use your last and very needed flask to win the the fight cause you mash x in a panic

@@maddoxtri right, what people are saying is they'd prefer that and have to overcome their urge to just expend flasks to get torrent back when flasks are an important tool to use elsewhere, rather than have to do that AND fight the ui at the same time in the middle of an important fight.

And they're one of the most annoying enemies too.

C R A B S :D

and the goats roll!

Ok, so since you liked really big bear, I came up with a couple other fantasy creatures for the game. What do you think of REALLY BIG PRAWN? And REALLY BIG CRAB?

@@thebrandonfine Yeah and a really big Dog.. with magic! while we're at it make a giant tortoise, but give him a pope head and let him teach magic

At least once you've beaten the game it all makes a lot more sense, but even as straight-forward as Elden Ring is compared to Dark Souls, it's still kind of a bit much.

@@Lucifronz I just started NG+, and when I now watched the cutscene at the start, it all kinda just made sense :)

The funny thing is that this happens in pretty much all fromSoft games (expect Sekiro maybe, which is more straightforward). Watch the intro the first time, it’s pretty much impossible to understand. Watch it again, and it kinda starts to make sense. Or like Fia (the hug lady), she pretty much tells you that she takes a bit of life from the heros she hugs, but it all sounds very mysterious and metaphorical, until you realize that she did exactly what she said she’s going to do. Or when you find out what is behind the mythical organization that calls itself the „two fingers“ 😂

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

@@Lucifronz It's a lot better than Dark Souls though. DS1 lore felt cobbled together. Just compare Dark Souls lore to Bloodborne's and you'll see what I mean. Bloodborne is flawless, there are very few plot holes or inconsistencies. Elden Ring is similar in scale to Dark Souls, but the combination of attention to detail in the crafting of the lore and actually being allowed to visit all the places mentioned in the lore made for a more interesting and cohesive experience in my opinion.

Yeah lock up makes no sense in fact makes it harder unless they are super fast monsters but still

The only thing that becomes harder when you're not locked on is that you have to be intentionally precise with your shield if you plan to do any blocking. When you're locked on it kind of aims your blocks for you. Otherwise, yes, you definitely make up for it in more functional agility.

You still have the "this boss is so huge I can't see 90% of its limbs so I have no idea which one I'm about to be hit with at any given moment" problem without locking on, but I agree it's still usually easier that way

I was looking for this sensible comment.

i get it, but if i have to look at a quest list, especially now, id ignore all of it. The Ubisoft games really burned me out on them. The way the quest designs are here, you have to focus on them or simply miss out. I can tell you a single quest from assassins creed, or Outer wilds for that matter (and i love that game too) but i can tell you why several characters from Dark souls 3 did what they did, a game i haven't played in years

That’s a great idea, the only other thing is the devs giving some sort of hint where the npc will go next more consistently where they’d otherwise be overly hard (or overly trial and error) to find. That being said they’d have to be careful not to fall into the trappings of other devs and be careful to make sure it stays a quest log and doesn’t become a quest guide that solves the quest for the player.

a great way to do this was if you could only write down on your journal when you rest at bonfires, but it would only be some general notes like an actual person would write, not a word by word rewrite of the script, and the longer you took to rest after a quest update, the less your character would remember.

The thing is that a lot of the quests (I have one in mind in particular, the blind maiden) don't even give you a hint where they ill be next. They can show up at like one out of 20 sites of graces in that zone and I would not have figured it out without looking it up.

@@blazenfate But this isn't Dark Souls 3, which is a linear videogame. Souls fans act like From's quest design is something special, but plop it down in an open word and, congratulations, it's functionally identical to Morrowind quest design. The fundamental difference is that Elden Ring gives you three lines of dialogue while Morrowind gives you three paragraphs that explain what you need to do, where you need to go and why you're doing it. Excusing Fromsoft for refusing to put a quest log in a game that clearly needs it just spits in the face of all the games that have done this exact concept so well. This just ain't Morrowind. These are cheap highschool fanfictions in comparison. No one plays a Souls game or its stories, and frankly, I disagree completely with your take seeing as I can't recall the resolution of more than one DS3 storyline. The lore of these worlds has always been interesting but you're deluded if you think these are enrapturing character dramas worthy of their obtuse design. It seems like From agrees too since they put a bandaid on the problem with a patch.

Can you tell me the name of the song, please? Thank you.

@@GoMonroy Hits from the Bong

"Just put that finger in th3 butt hole 😄 love it unplug it insane! I love you Elden Ring!"

That was pretty damn funny!

Shelby should record a full cover, it's just too damn good

Half of the games that they review I have never played and never will. Girlfriend Reviews is my comfort food.

I thought I accidentally turned on easy mode and looked through the options to get rid of them

marking locations myself isn`t a big deal, but the limited options of markers makes it basically useless, since i dont know what the mark is suposed to mean the next day that is the same problem i have with genshin impact, give us icons AND colors, so we can differentiate things to do, things that we did, and things that we need to keep doing multiple times, like farming places, there was no icon that i could use to mark a vendor

yep, it didn't help Nepheli was bugged until patch 1.03 and wouldn't appear where she was supposed to, thankfully you can't fail her quest until way later and it was hilarious finding her and just doing all that was supposed to happen along hours in a mere few seconds, "hi, i'm Nepheli Lou... what, you already found x? thanks and now I must go... well, you already did that too? ok" quest over.

we needdd a full length version

Should your cats play Elden Ring?

Should your DK bongos play elden ring?

As a Dark Souls vet who is getting his wife to play Elden Ring (she's enjoying it) I would say two things: 1. Don't give up, the failure is making you better. 2. Do go and do something else in the massive open world if you're beating your head against a wall. Have fun! If you beat a boss with ingenuity and gimmicks, you still beat it!

@@AwesomeWookiee also try not to get mad it’s good to just breathe and walk away lol

Few weeks? hoh hoh nooo few MONTHS

the community for this one is huge, and the loudest voices are supportive, so swing by the reddit now and then to enjoy some commisoration and memes, and let everyone know when you've done the good hard things, people have been quite positive to everyone scraping by with this one. gghf

Weeks....? I’m on a month straight 🥺🤣

I have gotten a refund because the godawful gamedesigne in some places is so infuriating

@@HotGiselle classic

Ahh yes another B99 fan

@@HotGiselle mid

Im using mouse and keyboard. Fuckacontroller.

Dread it run from it “git gud” arrives all the same.

Another e-beggar

thats genius

@@markuswandaller2408 it's from a guy on Twitter; shit was epic

Take the infinite bleed dogs and the fact that people can obscure interactables with messages. Those are genuine bugs and technical flaws, and yet a vocal portion of the veteran Souls Community are willing the excuse that with "Bugs as features," mindset because it makes the game harder. If it were any other dev company there would be rage.

@@J-manli honestly ive never seen anyone defend the dogs And the thing with "messages over things you interact with" is that it never was a big issue until elden ring, and even then those are not as many as youd think considering the size of the playerbase But yeah that should get fixed.

@@J-manli Bethesda got away with "bugs as features" for decades until '76 came out.

I mean, what exact design choice in Elden Ring does this even refer to?

except 95% of players don't actually go watch KZfaq videos of the lore or browse Reddit for several hours a day... they just never find out any of the lore which is a damn shame.

@@Caesar-- the numbers of views on a lot of those videos begs to differ. Many people see them. Anyone who googled anything related to the games for help will find wikis, Reddit threads, KZfaq videos. And they’ll discover things that way. I honestly can’t think of anyone I know of who plus these games that didn’t google something and then end up down the rabbit hole.

@@SengokuTheGouda Well you probably only know a few people who play then lmao, also the views on these videos are nowhere close to the number of people who have played the game.

@@Caesar-- the most successful ending explained video is currently at 2.2 million views. Currently 12 million copies have sold. We’re looking at just about 20% on views to sales there. Vaati’s Bloodborne explained video has more views than known copies of the game sold. By a lot. It’s also 2022, unless you’re a boomer, you’re probably on Reddit or twitter or maybe even tumblr still and you engage with communities for things you like. Acting like it’s the 90s and people will just refuse to look up anything related to a game they bought is just dumb. Even if you’re looking up reviews, like say this video, lore videos are being recommended to you right over there -> People have and will find their ways to these communities.

@@Caesar-- Personally I enjoy not knowing 100% of the lore in this games I think not knowing or being confused adds to the surreal experience of exploring this purgatory like worlds.

A quest log of "wtf happened during ur playthrough that u took a break from for 3 months and came back" would solve everything. Unless u do the same quests every playthrough, no way you remember whete you're at if you take a break for a month or longer.

This is it, I've been playing the game for weeks and I feel like I've barely touched the surface, using spirits or summoning other people in has only made this game better for me

Heck yeah! I also just like summoning the mimic ashes because it makes me feel like I’m gaming with a twin brother 🤦‍♂️

Dunkey and Ryukahr have pretty good reviews on it. They sum up many of my feelings. I loved the game. 155 hours, but it definitely has its issues. Controls mentioned here are part of it. Balance is another.

Some gamers really want everything handed to them and seem to want the game to play itself. Filthy fckin casuals

@@joed5150 Bad bait

@@naransolongoboldbayer8030 Truth hurts skippy

@@joed5150 really? Bad controls and camera controls are noticed even by vets of the series. From Software was always poor on that aspect on the game. They also re-used a lot of animations from previous game bosses in Elden Ring. The guy who made B/O button do 3 actions needs an award for most anti-gamer shit thrown in game. You know why dodge roll feels laggy? Cause dodge reads when you release the button and not when you press it. You want to sprint after dodging? Good luck with that... Same goes for long jumping. Camera is bound with movement. You can't look around with camera while moving your character as camera will always want to correct itself to be behind your character. It is bad design, but it is something Souls fans got used to I guess. I for one would love to be able to look around while moving, to see if something wants to attack me from behind/left or right. Some kind of NPC journal would be nice as some people only can play on weekends and forget stuff NPC said ages ago lol. Well, you can always write stuff down I guess, but it's 2022. Quality of Life improved a lot in games over the years...

what plot? there is no real plot in elden ring its all lore. plot is conveyed by the game in response to a players actions like dialogue and cutscenes or the environment, lore is item discriptions codex entries etc.

@@AdityaSingh-lp5rp Lol the intro and Melina literally tells you the Plot and main objective right away, so idk if you're just blatantly lying or just plain didn't pay attention.

@@AdityaSingh-lp5rp "dialogue and cutscenes or the environment" All of which are present in the game? Lol

There is no plot. There is not a traditional narrative. There is just setting and lore. Its a story abour the world not about the characters, there isnt a character study of their personalities, this isnt The Witcher 3.

And yes there are cutscenes but those cutscenes are not pushing a story. Its like reading a Warhammer codex versus a Warhammer novel. Again a story based open world is The Witcher 3, this game feels more like Zelda, where the story is an excuse. Like the story on a porn movie. It can be really good but you are not here for the story.

Press Y or Triange to get rid of those faster

Or when you use a key or pull a lever in the middle of the dungeon surrounded by enemies, and you’re also stuck and unable to do anything

@@thegreyinitiate3680 you have Iframes

@@bomblessdodongo3093 A simple solution yes, but other notification pop ups automatically disappear. That inconsistency with which pop ups require manual dismissal and which ones auto dismiss is the source of frustration.

The quest design is so close to being amazing, but with how easy it is to unintentionally skip NPC appearances and the vital information they give, it's currently just not acceptable. Right now if you beat a boss you might send them on to a new area and have no idea where they are because they didn't have a chance to tell you. There's no way at all to know when a quest has been failed or has already moved beyond where they said they would be, if they tell you at all. They also finally added NPC icons, map quest markers, and most importantly, info notes with clues... but they only used them a handful of times! They could have easily fixed this problem by leaving info notes behind when an NPC leaves. Right now you have to check their icons to notice when they leave and then remember where they said they were going, and hope that the info is still accurate.

@@BlazeOrangeDeer I a metroidvania player so remembering stupid details and backtracking is my thing. I did 5 out of the 6 endings without a wiki to help me, before the npc markers patch. And the first NG+ make the game easy to quickly complete the remaining questlines. I think a dialog questlog could improve it for players that don't finish the game in the span of a week. But the way NPCs hint or don't hint their next destination is fine. The fact that NPCs travel to unknown places can be a really good thing. Yes, it can be frustrating when you are actively trying to follow a questline. Among exploration's rewards, finding a new NPC is a good one. But finding a NPC you've already met is one of the best. It only becomes an issue when the map can be explored in any order. Even then, it's a game issue (that ng+ fix), not a world building issue. NPCs live, come and go, out of the player agenda. There's multiple endings so you won't make it in one run anyway.

@@byotip You basically described what Shelby did in the video. You're someone so used to the bullshit in the games you play that you can't even smell half the stank anymore.

I don't think a quest log is entirely necessary (not to say it's a bad thing, just that it's not required for the game they want to make), but my issue is when there is no notable clue given as to the next step in a quest. If questgiver is at place A, and directs me to place B, the next step should either be given at place B, given when I return to place A, or have previously been mentioned. I was writing down a quest log manually, and yet there were many times when I had no clue where to go, so I looked it up. Turns out they were is some completely random area. Sometimes the area had been mentioned, but I'm not going to scour a whole zone randomly in case the questgiver is there. If I look up the next step in a quest, the reaction should be "Ah shit of course", not "Why?"

@@byotip Yeah my issue is that most of the areas the NPCs travelled to I'd already visited, so I had little reason to return there. I feel like it detracts from the open-world design if you can explore the world in whatever order you want, but doing so will screw up quest progression.

People who talk about their chemical choices unprompted a are often addicted. Maybe consider going without for a while. Is it good for you?

I laughed super hard on that part. It’s perfect.

This. I know some people hate it, but I LOVE keeping a little journal of interesting people and places I've seen Also recording what I think I should do next

At this point their storytelling method is a conscious decision, yes, but would really hurt them so much to have at least a log of what the NPC said ten hours ago? Come on man, not everyone have the memory of an elephant to remember every single line of dialog :/

@@Bane_Amesta ive been tempted to get paper out but then i say no, i will not do this, this is not what obama died for

@@Bane_Amesta This right here. I got to playing and was like WOOOO open world lets go explore, many hours latter of exploring dying logging out taking a break to sleep then playing again and exploring some more and going places a newbie probably shouldn't i was finally like. Ok lets go back to the main story.... wait what is the main story, where was i supposed to go again? Thank goodness for the internet and youtube guides people have made or id still be wandering around aimlessly.

I think there should be at least a quest list menu. It doesn’t has to tell us where to go. Just simply to show recent update on who and what with small hint would suffice. You know, just to refresh memory. In other Souls, you don’t really need this because the games have always been linear. But I think ER is just way too damn big for not allowing us a quest list.

I'm personally okay without one but I can definitely see a quest log being useful or even a major boon. I feel like they could easily make one fit in to the style of the game too.

I think a simple archive of everything the NPCs have ever said to you would be a good addition so you can reread their dialogues to better understand the story and to find clues to the next quest point. It still keeps that vagueness of the quest but allows us to better navigate the quests. Many times I either forgot a key dialogue line or wasn't concentrating on what an NPC is saying or accidentally skipped the dialogue. And that left me clueless as to what to do next. Made worse when I only play on the weekends and would tend to forget what quest it was I did last weekend. ie: The Haligtree Medallion's location. The Albanauric woman who told me where the other half of that medallion is promptly disappears to become my summon, and now I have no way to ask her again to remind myself where it is. Had to look up guides to find out. It would've been helpful if I can read back her dialogue anytime I want. It's not much of a problem in a linear game like their previous games because you will bump into most questpoints as long as you thoroughly explore each level as you progress. But in a huge open world like this, it is gonna be a pain in the ass to find that nook or cranny you need to find to progress a quest.

@@akmal94ibrahim 100% I reaaalllyyy enjoyed the quests myself but yeah I tots agree just having an archive of stuff npc’s have said would be reaaallyy helpful and nice