Please do HELLBLADE HENUA SACRIFICE Plz Plz Plz Shelby. Its a great game and developers deserve it imo

Cyberpunk's Story, Side Stories and Characters are amazing. Johnny becomes a amazing character, especially towards the end. Some of the best I've ever seen. Especially the side character stories. But the open world was boring imo. And the glitches and crashes made me depressed on my base PS4. Oh yeah, and I'm a simp for my waifu Judy 😍

Thanks for being a genuinely good reviewing channel. There aren't many left

Mass Effect trilogy... when?

Let this be the year of the Mass Effect Trilogy Girlfriend Review!!!

Yeah that writing tho

@@julienbautista5205 pure gold.

I imagine that took longer to write than the rest of the video x2.

Oscar worthy

WHOA.

Or at least Letterkenny-level...which might be higher than Oscar-level.

Hellblade henua sacrifice Plz shelby

It was pure gold

^this

Very true! I was very impressed

@w c better than anything you ever did at least

@@mrfancy1653 bruh I'm feeling the heat all the way from my screen

@w c do it then

@w c yeah do it

@w c that was not even near the number of films she put in a scentence

Not the Hero we want but the hero we need

I'm pretty sure the gender is determined by the voice not the body.

@@KevinSmith-qi5yn Your pronouns are determined by voice. Judy still won't get down with you unless you have a V.

@@atrumangelus9733 I beg to differ (no really, my female body+voice V still managed to get it on with Judy even though I had a D)

@@charliethesparrow880 lol

Well this is a channel I didn't expect to see here😅

@@hottacos2975 lmao I thought the same thing

I actually predicted our loud little Buddha would be nonchalantly added at the end of the montage hahaha

@@hottacos2975 I love girlfriend reviews!

Yo what?

That part was freakin awesome!

I think you missed Parenthood, but he was a secondary character in that.

Missed Dracula. Silverhand’s basically undead or a possessing spirit.

I really hope that Cyberpunk makes a comeback like No Mans Sky did.

Speak for yourself.

and we will laugh about the cyberpunk future prediction haha

Best joke of 2021 so far! The human race probably won't make it passed 2050 :|

If i will live upto 78 years of age

I'll be 85 in 2077. No one in my family has lived that long, but I have my hopes. It'd be interesting showing my grandkids this game someday.

It was amazing

....idk how an Alex Moukala/GF Reviews crossover can happen. But I need it directly into my veins. Kthanks.

It was a bit confusing though cos when this showed up in my notifications, I was like didn't they already review cyberpunk?

@@KK-ef1ow same please i need a crossover.

The only thing basically everyone can agree upon is that Cyberpunk has an amazing soundtrack. Makes me hope that you'll touch it some day! Would love to listen to your opinion.

@@MelvaCross if this game could win any award, those would be soundtrack and art direction... maybe narrative, maybe

hahaa I'm wearing socks and sandals right now... and I'm not even German

@@SkyLukewater I’m half Russian, don’t know if that helps validate my heathenism

He would if it gave the character a buff though...

I was expecting a Linus tech tips reference

Hey, thanks!

There should've been a mic drop there. Thoroughly impressed

Nevernude joke = automatic like

“You can be whatever you want in night city”

It hurts that so many people hate on this game. I loved it. Over 140 hours and counting.

Spam her with audible endorsements

Yes.

I second this sentiment!

I agree. I'm not from the US, do you know what her accent is called/from? I like her accent but i'm not sure if it's a regional thing or just the way she speaks.

Damn imagine her reading a passage from American Psycho or Blood Meridian more gruesome moments while retaining her calm voice. Truly chilling.

Linus Sebastian will remember that

I really doubt V is qualified of criticizing the wardrobe of anyone else

Lol came to the comment section just for this.

Even I felt that...as I feel the most comfortable with socks and sandals...Why must you hurt me in this way...

@@theonewhoeatslemons1931 jokes on you, my v looks freaking bangling, dude

One of us! One of us!

But- shes already a gamer girl

@@redskull2134 There's a difference between playing Animal Crossing and playing Cyberpunk 2077 though.

@@Karajorma Iiis there though? Is there?

@@Karajorma yeah ones a game and the other one is Also a game there both games. Idk what you mean

It’s a game best played though. The audio there is incredible and makes for a lot of the atmosphere, so you better wear headphones.

We have much ado about nothing Other than watch the video

I hate her she doesn't even play the game but acts like she knows what she's talking about

@@diavolo6753 then why are you even here?

@@diavolo6753 cry

@@diavolo6753 that’s because Matt is the one who writes the videos and Shelby just adds her own spin on it.

XDDDDDDD

Yeah mine to and then my house

THANKYOU! (Was scrolling looking for someone else who noticed...) Such a great use of a cult classic!

SAY IT!

Cultured af :)

The "plot" to Kingdom Hearts is infamously a pile of word salad bullshit. Any time the characters try to explain the plot to you, it sounds like they are on drugs or having a stroke, or both.

"You see. In the 10 seconds I was dead in Kingdom Hearts 2, Xemnas came by and replaced my body with a digital double." -Foygoox

@@TacticusPrime They're on Xahanort.

@@TacticusPrime I mean Videogamedunkey made a 4~ min story recap of Kingdom Hearts and made only TWO jokes during it... And it sounded like hilarious madman's rambling throughout the whole video. Meanwhile every KH fan knew that the funniest part of it - is the fact that 95% of the video is... TRUTH.

Not everyone can accept Goofy talking about darkness and the power of friendship, I particularly love it xD

We not done yet, sorry to say

@@ragglock Gotta finish the fight. Gotta complete the sequel!

And then you realize you never did know who you were. And I am going to make it worse by informing you that you never will know who you are. Not in 2021, not in 2030, not in 2050. You will grow old and then die never knowing who you are or why you are here. Any kind of semblance of meaning or purpose you ever have will merely be an illusion your brain creates for you to keep you sane. And why would your brain do that for you? Because you are not in control of anything, not your actions and not your thoughts. You have never been in control, you are not in control right now and you will never be in control. You can't even make any decisions beyond, "Do I keep living for this experience?" Or "Do I commit suicide and stop this?" Those are the only choices you have ever had, the only choices you will ever have. Because, when it comes right down to it, the fact you cannot go back and change things once the moment has passed, makes everything you have ever done or thought, and everything you will ever do or think, a predetermined path. You are who and what you are because it could have happened no other way. The alternative, again, is literal suicide. The entire point of this life, the meaning of life if you will, is not to do this, that or the other thing, it is to *_EXPERIENCE_* this, that or the other thing. And the opposite of life is, of course, death. And death naturally ends the experience. In the end, your existence is nothing more than cosmic coincidence. Signed, Reality

We never left March 2020.

Smh, why you people of the first world are so weak?

It kills Duck too

It killed Duck too.

and Sweet November

And the replacements

and Destination wedding

and my own private idaho

And the spongebob movie

Absolutely 💯

i'm still side eye'ing her like that. .... because she never actually leaves night city. After she gives you access to her appartment, go there, and she will always just be there. Must be some sort of bug, but... well... There she is o__o

Ikr it’s sad

I mean, you could take it as a compliment too. He's Jesus afterall

Who

Yeah I don't think they meant it as an insult.

@@henryvs it was a joke

It even kinda rhymed with the kid's insult.

Those Fifa zebras got me good haha

Either way, you guys keep preordering and buying mediocre overhyped games, and reviewers like this keep shilling sponsorships, this is why the industry is dying from the inside, Because people don't want to put value in the money they spend with the game, and since they spent their money, or their parents money, they don't want to accept that they have been fundamentally scammed... Smh, they may be pissing over you from a high floor, and GF reviews and his cultbase are going to try to argue that the rain tastes like Snapple...

Thank you!

Shit's expensive tho and it doesn't pay off, you're better off saving before talking to a store clerk and reloading just to get the stuff you want

@@JustAbidTooMuch not that expensive. Break down what you don't need and upgrade. Crafting is pretty boss

@@JustAbidTooMuch News flash you can find free Legendary Armor pieces (Corpo suit, Street Kid style, Fixer style, and Nomad style). They look great, have the best stats and you dont have to pay for them.

Would be better if they just had a transmog system, especially since not everyone specs into crafting

A surprise to be sure But a welcome one

It is war then, ja ja

Linus has entered the chat

Pacific northwest too

Matt woke up and chose violence that day

Unfassbar.

Panam isn't into women and with my female V I spent half the game following around behind her going "WHHHHYYYY are you so PAINFULLY straight?"

She be Shel be?

... Gt 500

Cue sitcom intro music

She's just like me when I was a kid. I liked watching my older brother play games while waiting for my turn to play it.

She's goddamn adorable is what she is

Welcome to the future :D

Nah, I wore through the whole game a nice corporate suit.. you can look stylish, if it doesn't matter to you that you are wearing a jacket that has 15 less armor than the one you have in your inventory which is slightly more expensive

@@wes8723 I bet you could still see that in an LMFAO video...

I wanted to care a lot more about how I look if the game had any third person views or can show reflections of myself.

Have you been having any problems with it crashing or glitching out? Most people talking about it are saying it was almost unplayable on consoles before patches came out.

@@MaynardCrow I’ve played 150 hours on PC, and I’ve never experienced a crash or a game breaking glitch. It’s usually just a floating phone or something small lol. I only have one friend playing on PS4 currently and he said it’s a little bit glitchy but nothing to stop him from playing. If you ask me, the gravity of its glitchyness has been exaggerated.

@@_yikesforever Good to know. Thanks.

@@MaynardCrow it sure is buggy and some of bugs will cause you to restart from your last checkpoint but not to the point where it's unplayable unless if you're talking about the console version

@@tvlivingroom6626 I had it happen to me for the first time today when I got stuck swimming 😭 I think the most annoying I’ve had before this was cars stopping in the middle of the road so I’d always use bikes to get everywhere

But wouldn't the jorts still be visible?

Wake up sheeple !!

dont worry bro I was the same and then I found Panam.

I was playing female V and met Panam...So I created male V just to be with Panam! A friend of mine played male V and met Judy, found out early on she prefers women...So he created a female V. But then..Guess what? He met Panam =D He's in a tough spot now.

Option to romance judy in particular was simply hidden by the devs for some reason. The mod which activates the romance option didnt need much in the way of content, because male v was already fully voiced to have all the proper dialogues (and this isnt true for every romanceable npc)

@@muratkahraman8313 I personally find Panam fuckin annoying. She complains everytime she didn't get her way. But hey that's just me

@randomguy8196 yeah. That would have to be a long way down the story arc, but trauma bonding is a definitely a real thing

yes!!!! finally, right? thanks, gfreview

I swear it's become fashionable for people to hate on this game, sometimes I understand, but sometimes I feel it's just petty

@@AeneasGemini describe what you'd call petty

@@AeneasGemini agreed. shady review process and terrible console launch and state is hatable, the rest nope. because of these few factores, the hive mind shits on the entiry game and thats just unfair.