"It's a review of Assassin's Creed... Hol' up a minute. We finally got sponsored." lmao I'm so proud of both of you!

2:51 : "Wait, why is Mufasa next to the counter?" "Oh you are evil..."

Matt is a genius. His scripts are amazing. As is his editing. I don’t think I’ve seen a better editor than him. The way he finds references and knows when to cut to them, is just spot on. People need to realize that writing a script for a video like this, is actually really hard. Even if you are given notes of a persons opinion, making that into a story/ a script is extremely hard. He has insane talent.

You earned a subscriber as soon as you said "Assassin's Creed: The Witcher 300"

Me: Getting ready for bed. Girlfriend reviews: Hol'upaminut.

Ah yes, the ancient Greek super weapon: flaming panthers.

I'm so disappointed that you didn't get to meet Testikles

Hol up a minute just gets me everytime

congratulations you played yourself ... boi ... these scripts

This channel has 26 videos and nearly a half million subs. Now that's growth.

3:41 "Do you want me to save it?" **Somewhat ashamedly** "Yea..."

I know I am 10 months late... But I died when she went: *Halalalalaa*

Both of you should play A Way Out together

My wife: hey, I want to go to Greece for vacation. Me: no problem. (Reinstalls Odyssey)

Also, if anyone is interested, the depiction of Ancient Greece in this game is fantastic. Even down to the language, they use actual classical Greek with distinct dialects like lakonian and attic depending on what city/region you're in (though they do not use reconstructed pronunciation, and pronounce it more like medieval Greek for some reason). The look and feel of Ancient Greece is totally on point as well. This is 100% what Ancient Greece looked like based on eye witness accounts, artwork, and archeological/anthropological evidence. Source/Credentials: Got my degree in ancient European history and another degree in Classics because, hey, who needs employments when you can talk extensively about Homeric odes?

"I WAS HELPING YOU!" to the bobcat - I felt that on a spiritual level because that is me every hour in this game LOL

Me : enough wasting time on my phone it's time to be productive Shelby : hollupaminnit

I'm 120 hours in and man I feel so Identify with your boyfriend, I can get lost in the beautiful landscapes and the awesome architecture of the game leaving the main quests aside

"This is the most hostile game" Far cry 5 "hold my beer"

Hol’ up a minute rest of the world. Girlfriend reviews has a new video

So these guys are basically relationship goals.

"...If you ever want to start a youtube channel with your girlfriend about video games..." Don't put options on the menu that I can't choose

4:35 "oh this one's goin' on the fridge" lmao

The Moufasa counter in the corner was f'ed up man XD

The Mufasa counter almost made me choke on my drink...well played 🤣🤣

I can totally understand how this game makes you curious about the Antiquity! As a history major, I always praise these games for historical accuracy and it’s really part of why I love them so much!!

In my head, I now refer to side quests exclusively as ‘hol up a minute’

The use of The Lion King score over the horse segment was comedic gold.

“I’m a ladies .. lady” 😂😂✊

"next week we're trying something new: a retro review" Me: oh cool like some NES or Genesis games that'd be cool. "We're gonna dust off the old Playstation 2" *breathes heavily*

"Surprise mothafucka" hahaha. This should be a new catchphrase for you

I've been watching your videos since day 1 I've loved them all, the scrips, the editing, the memes, everything is on point. I know you guys get a lot of compliments but one more coming from a humble Venezuelan fan won't harm haha. Congrats on the sponsorship, you do really deserve it and everyone thinks so as well. And that's a huge win coming from an internet community. Keep up the great work P.S. you have to play metal gear solid 3 please please

Look, I literally almost never leave a like on a video, less yet a comment. But you guys deserve it, I've been following from the first month and I simply love your material, your growth was amazing, and well deserved. I'm really happy for you that you got that sponsor after all! Good on ya!

"and Tashy Nachos!" hahahaha!! we love your channel!!!

After 400+ In-game hours and multiple new game+ I can confirm that, yes this is a good game .

I’ve been a heavy KZfaq watcher for a few years now, and I can HONESTLY say I have never Loved a channel more than this one. That’s a Giant statement too because I watch them all, you both are so genuine and so Damn funny I actually LOL a minimum times of 4 times per video. Congratulations on the sponsorship, many more are to come I promise. No one deserves this as much as you guys.

I love this game, you guys need to play NieR:Automata

“If you have even a mild interest in walking around Ancient Greece while being attacked by bobcats this game is for you!” 😂😂😂

Great timing for the review: game is just on sale on PSN and I was waiting for the perfect video to seal the deal. Thanks and keep us all cracking up, guys

1:04 I love how you weaved the ad in there and postponed its details until the end of the video!

"Because the environments begs to be discovered by seducing my boyfriend with thousands of hollupaminnits" is the truest statement I've ever heard. Thats me on every level hahaha so distracted by EVERYTHING!!

“You’ll even get to meet Gerard Butler” had me laughing so hard!

I’ve watched several of your videos, and “Trashynachos” is what got me to finally subscribe

Damn I love the editing of these, with the clever cut away memes

I think I need help….I’ve binge watched all of these gf review videos and it’s freaking hilarious lolz

I laughed so hard at 1:30. Like they compete who screams louder. Your editing is at top level.

you are my favourite gaming related channel currently! I love hearing your views on a game when you are only watching some one else play it, something nostalgic about that. Takes me back to being a kid and watching my brothers play a game

I'm a simple man. I see Girlfriend Reviews upload and I click.

"First 500 people get 2 months of Skillshare" Aw man, everyone probably already jumped on that... "Uploaded 5 minutes ago" GIMME DAT

As someone who is level 19 right now...this is all very accurate! Your descriptions from 2:00 on had me laughing so hard XD

"My boyfriend became an armchair Magellan" This is so appropriate, I can't stop laughing

Congrats on the sponsor. More videos! :-D

That’s what I’ve always loved about the assassin’s creed games: it’s like a walk through the history books. As a lover of history, I instant fell in love with the franchise!! 😄👏🙌

I've watched this video maybe 5+ times, but I just now noticed the Mufasa reference and I can't stop laugh/crying.

I've looked at 6 other reviews and this one just solidified my reasons to buy since its on sale.

"Hol' uppa minut" Me: "That's what Girlfriend Reviews said."

Review nier automata, persona 5 and bloodborne!!!! I will not stop until one of this games is review by you.

Trashy nachos 🤣 I'm deceased. This is (imo) your funniest video by far!

The fact that you guys put on Hamtaro for Walt Jr @ 4:00 is quite honestly the best thing I've seen all day. Bless you beautiful beans. 🖤 I also have to agree with Matt for this next one, 🌟Thom Yorke🌟 is the one true god.

"I was helping you! I was *AAAHHHH* Iconiiiiic lmao xDDD

I'm so glad you got a sponsor! Very happy for you to have come so far so quickly!

Exactly how I felt when the title screen popped up lmao like “wtf this was a 5 hour intro screen??”

"We're going to dust off the ol' PS2 and revisit some games from our *CHILDHOODS*" I feel like an old man now if that's your childhood gaming machine.

You wanna play another long RPG? Try Persona 5 :)

Trashy Nachos is my favourite ancient philosopher. He actually revolutionised how people thought about guac vs no guac and how much cheese is too much cheese. (it's none)

That Breaking Bad clip at 3:57 LMFAO!! Please do OUTLAST!

i am so not your demographic, but i loved this video. ive completed the entire game, maxed out my level, and done ALMOST all of the sidequests(dlc is STILL coming out) this game is a modern masterpiece, and it will take you hundreds of hours to complete. the game has been getting regular updates so its not as glitchy anymore, and the levelling is better so you can crush the story in a quicker and easier to understand fashion. thanks for dedicating an episode to this, i think a lot of your fans will really like how engaging this experience is. OH and im super new here, but congrats on getting sponsored:D

Yass it’s here!! Notification squad, reporting in.

Its a solid effort to project 431BC Greece. Lots of historical inaccuracies regarding socio-political events though but its fine in the end. The main plot is really good! ..... The Peloponnesian war was the worst mistake in our entire history.... you guys do an awesome work with your videos! I really enjoy your content and it takes a lot of work to create it. Stay healthy, powerful and have fun you 2. Regards from Sparta, Greece.

the mufasa counter for trampling with the lion king music was pure genius.

4:44 this was so funny man 😂 that level up sound is spot on

Watching her videos without having a girlfriend makes me want to actually go out and get one lmao 😂😂.....that sounded so sad

This channel is a very accurate study of the difference between men and women with video games. My wife stopped watching me play years ago when I decided I needed to spend hours picking flowers in the original "Red Dead Redemption."

Spartan kiking a chicken shows Ubisofts respect for accuracy. I swear I can't go 5 meters without taking a picture.

You got me on Assassin's Creed the Witcher 300

AC Odyssey is my second favorite game of all time at this point. I just hit 200 hours in it over the weekend, and I still have so f'ing much to do it's ridic.

This is hilarious. Cannot believe I never stumbled upon this channel before now.

You guys are hilarious.. the cuts to all the funny scenes in tv shows and movies.. how do you guys do it.. trawling through all the bits you can use for a review? As said already, the editing is brilliant. Ive just started this game and are in my first boat.. its awesome.. but you are spot in with the deadly animals attacking you... lol .. keep it up. Im a big fan now.

1:00 Really love that ' hol up a minute '

God I haven’t even finished origins, there’s too much to do🤷🏽‍♂️

Skill share picked a good one because I was dying laughing at the “surprise!” memes

4:45 "Ha lalalala" 🤣😭 nailed it

The first videos you guys made that I saw was for borderlands 2. I clicked on it because that was the game I convinced my gf to play to get her into gaming. It was our first game together and the first time she felt like she was actually the shit at video games. All the first time moments that you described felt like an in depth account of our own experience. It was truly remarkable how you were able to explain everything my gf was going through in a way that I hadn't previously heard it. I felt closer to her after watching it which is slightly creepy lol... and a real testament to how relatable you guys are and how video games can create a sense of community. You have an amazing thing going here. GOOD LUCK and keep it up. -Kevin and Brittany

I have been playing this game for what now, half a year, no end in sight. But it is the best damn historical simulator to this day. And for ancient greek fanatics this thing is pure gold. pp. The movie Alexander also had painted statues so Asscreed is def. not the first major american thing to do it.

Me: - sees cool place in ac oddessey- Me who loves Ancient Greece: exists 0:06

" This is going on the fridge. " Fridge: Hold up a minute.

2:36 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

I am looking forward to your Silent Hill 2 review, that was an amazing game.

“Do you want me to save it?” “Yeah” 😂

'Do a flip'- I laughed for eternity.🤣

Still never going to play any of the games from the series, personal taste, but this video was ridiculously funny!!!! My favorite part was the "surprise motherf..." bit. Great video guys as always!

Congrats for the sponsored video!! I'll try skillshare just for u guys!

This video made me want to play assassin's Creed Odyssey and conveniently I had bought it for my husband last Christmas but he hadn't played it yet. So I "borrowed" his copy and now have 114 hours in. Also I think y'all should play dragon quest builders 2 when it comes out next month.

This is my introduction to your channel. Gotta say. Your narration is awesome and your meme placement is legit top notch. Consider me a loyal follower. Heres to cracking 500K.

Frees a wild animal - gets attacked 'I was trying to help you ' 😂😂😂

My favorite character in AC Odyssey was Testicles

Took me about 115 hours to platinum this game. I also went to every single ? on the map. I'm pretty sure that isn't required to platinum, but I did it anyways 🤷‍♂️

That nonexistant segway to skillshare at the end made me think it was still part of the review 10/10 best reviews online. Great channel and congrats on getting sponsors!

every time you say "hol'p up a minute" i thought you were saying "hola pamene" i recently put the subtitles to understand that, and i been seeying your videos for quite a while xD

When I got all these dlc and main story done and me playing never stop took me almost a month