Side-Splitting Rodney Dangerfield Stand-Up on The Tonight Show (1976)

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00:58 “Last week was a rough week for me. I broke up with my psychiatrist last week. He told me I’m going crazy. I said to him, ‘If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.’ He said, ‘Alright, you’re ugly too.’”
02:00 “I tell ya, my block, the kids were tough. All over my face, I had pimples. They used to grab me and play connect the dots.”
05:17 “My uncle, he was a lazy guy. Ooh, was he lazy. He was so lazy, he married a girl who was pregnant.”
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@eds1994fatboy 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite jokes by Rodney...was an r rated joke that never made it on the Tonight Show ….it went......growing up...I never had many friends...then one day....this fly started hanging around....we did everything together.I finally had a friend....then one day, i opened the window....and the fly flew out and left me for a pile of horseshit. LOL RIP Rodney....you were the very best...!!!!

@stevenmakustak4513 4 жыл бұрын

A TRUE LEGEND , ENTERTAINER EXTRAORDINAIRE, NEVER WILL THERE BE ANOTHER LIKE RODNEY..LOVED DEARLY, MISSED TERRIBLY.

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

Hysterical

@zakur0hako 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Beatle849 Жыл бұрын

@kenrobinson8667 Жыл бұрын

Fly was going to come back through

@WWTormentor 3 жыл бұрын

A true comedian is one that you can listen to their jokes over and over again and still laugh like it’s the first time hearing them. RIP Rodney.

@scootover7 3 жыл бұрын

If he made a joke about a fat girl, someone in the audience would be like you can't say that you fat shamer

@josepherhardt164 3 ай бұрын

One of my favorites: "I grew up in a really tough neighborhood. You couldn't shut a window without breaking someone's fingers."

@GeneBurnett 4 жыл бұрын

What a great gig Johnny had. I'm sure there were many tough nights, but to sit three feet away from Rodney in his prime had to have been a treat.

@thomasbenau2810 3 жыл бұрын

Rodney and Johnny the greatest combo.

@josephaldred5835 3 жыл бұрын

I love it, even if a joke doesn't do well, he turns around and kills it with something else.

@KmusikOne 3 жыл бұрын

Good philosophy for life.

@victorespino5650 9 ай бұрын

Lol, he gotta take them on the road first

@bobdavies2131 3 жыл бұрын

"Put on my shirt this morning and a button fell off; picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off;...I was afraid to go to the bathroom!!" He was so funny.

@thamnosma 3 жыл бұрын

Damn I wish he delivered that one in one of these videos

@robertdiotalevi285 10 ай бұрын

He does.@@thamnosma

@thud9797 Жыл бұрын

What a legend, 70 times he was on the Tonight Show.

@robertdiotalevi285 8 ай бұрын

And never got any respect! 😂

@MrCook1227 4 жыл бұрын

Funniest man I've ever seen or heard. After all these years I still laugh out loud listening to jokes I've heard many times before.

@oldpossum 4 жыл бұрын

Same here. I remember: "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it."

@Fluke_Starbucker 4 жыл бұрын

It's not just his jokes that make us laugh, but it's also his persona!

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

@@Fluke_Starbucker his facial movements and flawless sense of timing

@katc2345 3 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

@richgrous6394 11 ай бұрын

Back to School is the best Rodney. " I think Lou lost his trigger finger" 😂

@robertdawson9114 4 жыл бұрын

No respect back then, but he is getting plenty of respect now Rest In Peace Mr Dangerfeild.👍😁😎

@jaybaxter958 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Rodney is laughing with God right now!!

@robertdavis7028 3 жыл бұрын

@@jaybaxter958 i9

@WindTurbineSyndrome 3 жыл бұрын

I have been to his gravesite in westwood the headstone reads "There goes the neighborhood" he is still making people laugh!

@seansweeney8911 2 жыл бұрын

He was an atheist ( unfortunately )

@videosrus8631 4 ай бұрын

@robertdawson9114 And still no respect . . . because you spelt his name wrong.

@IBtraveling 3 жыл бұрын

My KZfaq recommendations has been mostly Rodney lately and I keep clicking on them and I keep being amazed at this guy. What a national treasure he was.

@victorespino5650 4 жыл бұрын

"I took a walk down memory lane, and my wife was working it" lmao!@

@hankgolfer1 4 жыл бұрын

Rodney the best. Absolute best.

@johnportelli3035 4 жыл бұрын

Even when he says '' I get no respect at all'' he makes me laugh. I miss you Rodney.

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

I don't miss him I watch him almost every night He's a breath of fresh air in world full of Stale minded wackos

@annsmith8948 Жыл бұрын

That's his best line!

@DougCeleste 3 жыл бұрын

What a MASTER COMEDIAN he was, even with a cold! His witty and hilarious personality live on through the memories we have of him in these old shows. He is the BEST comedian I have ever seen and heard in my lifetime of almost 70 years.

@kentleytaggart5816 3 жыл бұрын

No matter how bad your day was this channel will fix it 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@derekbuckler9888 4 жыл бұрын

Love the short guy joke, " we were naked in the spa, im glad he didn't try to shake hands with me" lol

@thefool2007 3 жыл бұрын

Some of his jokes are so fast and high brow that they almost get past you. I think he even sees audience who are slow on the uptake and knows how well-crafted his jokes are. Pure comic genius.

@danielcorreard3746 2 жыл бұрын

quite possibly the funniest man who ever lived. rip rodney dangerfield

@lantingliu7886 2 жыл бұрын

Fantastic comment…and absolutely true to boot.

@maysonsmith Жыл бұрын

Remember George Carlin. Both of them did really good comedy in the 60's 70's without cursing, that's very difficult. Ask this big shots, of current times to do it that way. Those comedians were genius in their art. I so sawed George Carlin in black and white format, and he nailed. Just like Rodney at Carlson's show. It was not cursing, nothing against that, but the level of talent has to been in other category.

@danielcorreard3746 Жыл бұрын

@@maysonsmith george carlin got pretty raw at times remember the 7 words you can't say on tv but he was very funny

@jimmyolsen5897 Жыл бұрын

@@maysonsmith Rodney was the greatest

@asignalinspace966 4 ай бұрын

Hail the memory of dear Rodney,the one -time King of comedy.R.I.P.Rodney.

@asignalinspace966 4 ай бұрын

Apart from Tommy Cooper and Frankie Howerd of course.

@armoricain 4 жыл бұрын

Rodney Dangerfield could make naughty jokes without sounding dirty! A lost art nowadays!

@simonbenson8740 2 жыл бұрын

And unlike third rate hacks, not an F-word in sight.

@robertdiotalevi285 10 ай бұрын

You're f-ing, I mean, freaking right!@@simonbenson8740 👍

@richardtrueman5470 8 ай бұрын

One bright day in the middle of the night 2 dead boys went out to fight back-to-back they faced each other and drew their swords and they shouted each other a deaf policeman he heard the noise what it came to shoot them at 2 dead boys if you don't believe my story's true act subliminated on a corner cause he saw 2 the blind man and Kona man and he saw it too my name is Richard ain't trying to be a b**** I'm just trying to tell you something by make a laugh white man gangshine that's a Rodney Dangerfield he's still 1 of my jokes

@lapensulo4684 4 жыл бұрын

The MAN had me in tears!!!!!!!!!!

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

Funniest man that ever lived

@dennispearson9287 3 жыл бұрын

@@l.russellbrown9732 DEFINITELY !!!....

@aaronburratwood.6957 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely classic. If you don’t get this stuff, I don’t want to hang out with you.

@katespurlding2140 4 жыл бұрын

@Moe Howard Rodney was the best,I could listen to him 24/7.

@Outlaw2308 4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Burr Atwood. Good stuff but he used the same material for years and years.

@cornbobrimlove7892 4 жыл бұрын

But he changed it up through the years though and made different versions and variations of the jokes

@jaybaxter958 4 жыл бұрын

This man was funny always. Saw him in concert once. Never ever laughed so hard in my life!! Unbelievable!!!

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

Short people I feel sorry for them When it rains They're the last to know

@francisharry2196 3 жыл бұрын

November, 2020, jokes, fresh as yesterday. Never get old.

@ronaldboyker9781 3 жыл бұрын

My all time favorite comedian. R.I.P. Rodney.

@richiebrennan8323 3 жыл бұрын

What a crowd what a crowd

@glenncassaro4338 4 жыл бұрын

Best ever in the business he will never be matched.

@someyoungguyhere8896 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is so missed by a great many people.

@samsignorelli 6 ай бұрын

Gotta love how Rodney's set was 3 minutes and his FOLLOW ON set at the desk was another 5!

@choycewellington3911 4 жыл бұрын

NOBODY touches this guy! LEGENDARY!

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

NOBODY!!!

@rtrout57 3 жыл бұрын

This never gets old.

@hossainyaghtin8082 4 жыл бұрын

He is awesome. Miss this type of guys. They don't need to use profanity to be funny.

@dougminervini8423 4 жыл бұрын

Amen Amen

@roberthouston9272 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, innuendo trumps out right profanity any day because it engages the mind of the listener.

@michaelbandy83 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, grandpa.

@sonjaallen1081 4 жыл бұрын

"I feel bad for short people. 'Cause when it rains they're the last ones to know"

@larryromano5671 3 жыл бұрын

The king of comedy. His delivery was masterful

@csorange 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know which is better his routine in front of the crowd or sitting with Carson..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stevemossholder 3 жыл бұрын

oh the act never stops. In the chair is always better because you can see Carson laugh.

@russhoover4093 8 ай бұрын

My absolute favorite Rodney jokes: at my house, we pray after meals; my wife is such a horrible cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door and I don't think meatloaf should glow in the dark. One night on Carson, he made the observation, "you got to have love, Johnny. I love a lot of things: money, sports, and one of my kids... What a fantastic National Treasure; best stand up comedian ever. Rest in peace, Rodney

@hackupboulders 4 жыл бұрын

Without exception, all the great ones are gone...Rodney, respect!!!

@The_Bad_Guy. 4 жыл бұрын

I definitely wouldn't say all the great ones are gone. There's a lot of good comics out there today.

@jeromestracks108 4 жыл бұрын

@TheKizilg1 very few

@chikotntw 2 жыл бұрын

I ❤Rodney. RIP

@lonesomedove7874 4 жыл бұрын

The true King of Comedy..... miss you Rodney 😖

@joestolzenberger1890 4 жыл бұрын

you are so right,

@glassncobalt 3 жыл бұрын

"Long live the king".

@nickagerakis516 3 жыл бұрын

Rodney Dangerfield a true Legend!!

@floridagolfandbeaches2178 4 жыл бұрын

I remember sneaking out of bed and peeking into the living room to watch the Tonight Show from the hallway. Rodney was my favorite from the time I was a kid... I think the first time I saw him was on the Ed Sullivan Show. Still the best stand up comedian ev-er.

@jimmyolsen5897 2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@HlalefangGwate 4 жыл бұрын

He was so lazy he married a girl who was already pregnant 😂😂

@jnstonbely5215 4 жыл бұрын

Hlalefang Gwate Rodney ❣️ “ I got in a fight with a short guy , and he ran through my legs throwing punches ! “

@vincentmoran6802 4 жыл бұрын

Hlalefang Gwate that is hysterical

@depaola63 3 жыл бұрын

Hlalefang Gwate That Made me laugh out loud ! 🤣🤣🤣

@dennispearson9287 3 жыл бұрын

NOW THAT'S LAZY 😂😂😂!!!...

@brucer9572 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, yeah, it's like that one about the Scotsman who married a pregnant gal because it would save wear and tear on his new wife. Okay, okay, he's the best, okay? Thank you! Thank you!

@brianpearis9733 5 ай бұрын

Richard Pryor and Rodney, that's all I need! RIP to them both!

@l.russellbrown9732 4 ай бұрын

The greatest comic of all time!

@eileenrinker4595 11 ай бұрын

My favorite Rodney joke - "I had so much acne as a teenager that I fell asleep in the library once, and when I woke up, a blind man was reading my face!"

@josephlemko3027 4 жыл бұрын

The one and only!

@haywardjr.4671 Жыл бұрын

I Reckon we all have our favorites; this classic Carson is one of mine . We 💕 this channel . Take care

@emeyer6963 4 жыл бұрын

Good old 8 eyes!Gone but not forgotten.

@elkabong6429 3 жыл бұрын

“I took a trip down memory lane, and my wife was workin’ it!” Bwahahahaha! Love me some Rodney! R.I.P.

@vincentmoran6802 4 жыл бұрын

Rodney Dangerfield is the Greatest of his time he get all respect

@pzkw6759 7 ай бұрын

The way Rodney tells his jokes doing stand up, it's as if he's speaking directly to you. That's one of the many reasons he's king of comedy

@ROGER2095 3 жыл бұрын

The fortune teller read my palm and asked for $5. Then she read my mind and asked for $50!

@jimmyolsen5897 2 жыл бұрын

I’m going to use that one tomorrow

@79goldmaster1 4 жыл бұрын

Pure Gold !! We are lucky to have KZfaq. Thanks a million !!

@earlwiyninger2288 4 жыл бұрын

Always funny. Never gets old i tell ya....

@snoxbox 3 жыл бұрын

He has best delivery of corny jokes and makes em sound really funny.

@allergyahead8128 Жыл бұрын

No matter how many times I hear his act it's always funnier. My uncle was so lazy he married a pregnant girl.

@johntiggleman4686 6 ай бұрын

I remember a Rodney joke about his wife: " One morning before I went to work I said to my wife 'honey, make me late for work.' She went out and let the air out of my tires."

@josephsullivan775 Жыл бұрын

I never really paid attention when i was younger but he is hilarious

@PG52765 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Rodney.❤️

@richardoki8320 4 жыл бұрын

Watch Rodney and you will live longer

@lanceguranovich6299 4 жыл бұрын

I agree . I am old and I don't laugh much anymore, but rodney had it all . I could watch what I watched the day before and laugh all over again. That's what separated him from other comedians .

@MrVariant 4 жыл бұрын

lol yeah 0:58 second opinion to set up for the ugly routine.

@scottyb003 4 жыл бұрын

Amen, laughter is the best medicine.

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely true He takes all my aches n pains away when I watch him...

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

@@lanceguranovich6299 my mom is 98 She says Rodney is in part responsible for many of her years

@avoidingtrees560 4 жыл бұрын

What a man. Cheers from France America

@markimark8 Жыл бұрын

One of the all time greats

@billmatrisch4129 4 жыл бұрын

Hard to believe he used to be a siding salesman !! just imagine buying siding from Rodney Dangerfield

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

I'd split my sides

@mikerice3257 4 жыл бұрын

So good, so 👍 damn good!!

@indesdaryl 9 ай бұрын

He was a comic genius. Funniest, comedian, ever

@ralphmoore7812 3 жыл бұрын

When I was born it was touch and go for quite a while, the doctor told my father he did all he could but I still pulled through.. classic Rodney.

@yellowveedub Жыл бұрын

These jokes never get old 😂

@mackeydirk8643 4 жыл бұрын

Undisputed heavy weight champion of the one liner....no one better than Rodney!

@mikeoconnor2509 4 жыл бұрын

From 552-640 is so genius. The way they play off each other and then set up a joke that is brilliant in its delivery by Rodney. Master class in comedy

@Wolff13 3 жыл бұрын

One of a kind.

@robertkelly6282 3 жыл бұрын

Lucky to have met him at the original improv in the 80’s I used to hang at the bar he walked in with two blondes one Saturday night. Bar was where the proformers would stay until going on stage. 30 minutes of most of his routine hanging out drinking being himself I was very lucky to have been there

@scootover7 3 жыл бұрын

You are so lucky to have met him. He is hilarious

@AngryRantsAndStuff 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at the joke about the wife & the dog that it made me snort.

@lazyrrr2411 4 жыл бұрын

Carson could be Rodneys' best straight man at times ... but you never knew what his angle with MR.D would be

@enormastitz- 4 жыл бұрын

Gamechanger! RIP Rodney

@RobertSmith-qs2gm 8 ай бұрын

God this man was so Funny 😊may he rest in peace

@waynelear8273 3 жыл бұрын

One of a kind never be another

@bjradrian3983 4 жыл бұрын

He's missed.

@marywilliams9858 4 жыл бұрын

Read his autobiography.

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

Terribly

@joep5146 Ай бұрын

Rodney was a national treasure. People will be laughing at these bits 100 years from now.

@MikeD8318 3 жыл бұрын

Dr Vinnie Boombatz

@johnskoda7335 4 жыл бұрын

Good as it gets genius raw dog 😂

@mikebrooka9395 4 жыл бұрын

Once again, one of few that makes me laugh!

@chuckhartey9349 3 жыл бұрын

Best quick delivery comic ever!

@bobg6638 4 жыл бұрын

One of a kind 😆

@dr.probadazz5381 4 жыл бұрын

Take a drink everytime he touches his tie.

@wtf0101 4 жыл бұрын

Priceless

@MikeDMC2 3 ай бұрын

I miss this guy so much…🌹💔

@Roguey84 Жыл бұрын

Ok the lazy uncle and the fortune teller bit is a favorite lol

@StressJudoCoaching 3 жыл бұрын

My doctor told me to wear a mask when I came for my appointment I asked if that's because of COVID19 "Yeah," he said, "that too"

@kennycybertron1 4 жыл бұрын

"And my daughter, she's no winner....in high school, she was voted most likely to conceive"

@joestolzenberger1890 4 жыл бұрын

Thatwas a good won.

@karlladler2833 3 жыл бұрын

Did you hear about that girl that went fishing with 5 guys? She came back with a Red Snapper .

@l.russellbrown9732 3 жыл бұрын

@Raymond Toman she's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles

@jeffreygranger6913 3 жыл бұрын

I'm sixty years old. You kiddin'? I could go tomorrow. I hope so; I didn't go today yet!

@markux2171 3 жыл бұрын

I love his sheer socks 🙋‍♂️🇲🇽

@victorespino5650 4 жыл бұрын

10 mins of pure jokes

@LibTardsSuck 4 жыл бұрын

The Shakespeare of one liners !

@superflyguitarguy3647 4 жыл бұрын

My wife kisses the dog on the lips but won't drink from my glass! Classic, haha!

@jnstonbely5215 4 жыл бұрын

superfly guitarguy RODNEY ❣️ “my mother never breast-fed me. She said ‘I just want us to be friends ‘ ! ...”I knew a girl who worked in a restaurant. She told me she could make a Big Boy in 3 minutes, - or a boy big in 2 minutes ! “

@gerrykulpa7228 4 жыл бұрын

BAR NONE! HE was the ALL time Funniest stand up..EVER!I don't give a crap how many times I have heard his routine he Always makes me laugh my ASS off! Nobody else can do that

@regg32457 4 жыл бұрын

My uncle was so lazy he married a girl that was pregnant.

@mikecrow8294 3 жыл бұрын

These were True Legends of their time Heaven is laughing now.

@canadaman1786 4 жыл бұрын

There is great comedy today, no question, but man, could this guy fire 'em off. One of my favorites: "I tell ya, I grew up in a rough neighborhood. Once I put my hand in wet cement. I grabbed another hand. Yeah we were tough back then, in school, too. After our football team sacked the quarterback, they went after his family."