Silent Meditation Retreat Registration ASMR Roleplay (German accent)

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4 ай бұрын

Immerse yourself in a 10-day silent and spiritually healing meditation retreat with the calm and reassuring guidance of Angela, a long-term server at the Dhamma Dvara Vipassana Meditation Centre here in Triebel, Germany. Become acquainted with the basic precepts, daily schedule, meals, accommodation, and code of discipline, as well as some historical information and colourful anecdotes about this wonderful and unproblematic Buddhist technique.
Have you ever been on a Vipassana meditation retreat or are you considering it? Your experience and point of view as well as any video feedback is most welcome in the discussion below.
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@oliviamccarthy8953 3 ай бұрын

the random lentils in the glass container to convey middle class german hippie culture has me giggling

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Enjoy the video! Fun fact: the thumbnail underwent a weird glitch on exporting. I kind of love it, so decided to keep it

@jessicaaudate 3 ай бұрын

Thanks Swan!

@r_r_r_r 3 ай бұрын

Oh yeah it was cool!

@DogBearCat 2 ай бұрын

Grandma portrait is the main antagonist so we cast her in red and then Buddha is gold cuz he got the cash money (that’s why his ears are like that, he used to be a punk, ditched the gauges and found enlightenment or some shit).

@SwanDiveASMR 2 ай бұрын

@@DogBearCat That’s a portrait of S. N. Goenka, the guru of Vipassana. Sigh. I wish he was my grandmother

@DogBearCat 2 ай бұрын

@@SwanDiveASMR he would make an excellent grandmother I’m sure, guru-and parents are highly regarded in many cultures

@lemondrop2609 3 ай бұрын

The gong being a pot lid had me rolling on the floor and kicking my little legs

@jennarae85 3 ай бұрын

I’m so obsessed with this video I have watched it every night since it published. Your humorous touches are so perfect but the accent and the absurd but somehow believable instructional aspect is somehow the most perfect asmr I’ve ever experienced. Please make more with this character it’s absolute gold.

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thanks Jenna, that's so great to hear and you really hit the nail on the head with the absurdism/instruction combo. This what I like best in other ASMR videos! Thanks for articulating it so well. Glad you like this character. I'm confident they'll be back

@catieboo2716 3 ай бұрын

Same! I cannot get enough of this genius character. This would make an amazing (albeit silent) sitcom. The will "they won't they" between Gerhard and Angela.. The Great Red Lentil shortage in Triebel of 2024.. so many ways it could go! 😆

@SwanDiveASMR 2 ай бұрын

@@catieboo2716 I would love to be a fly on the wall in the pitch meeting for this sitcom to a major network. Imagine it would be entirely mimed

@asagelly2589 3 ай бұрын

Love the german role-playing 10/10

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for your support 🙏

@lemon3945 3 ай бұрын

No way you’re not actually German!!! The accent is spot on! I thoroughly enjoyed this video, had it as background noise while I was reading and it’s just perfect - thank you! 💖

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

I'm so so glad to hear it. To me it's high praise that you played this in the background because I only do this on a second/third video playback or once I have a certain level of trust in a creator!

@liznolan2930 3 ай бұрын

Omg I never usually comment but I just had to say how much I love this video! The humor killed me and the accent was so good like??! Please do more videos with this accent it’s just so relaxing!

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thanks Liz, I'm honoured this silent retreat helped you break a bad habit by leaving a comment (even if that is a speech act (which is verboten))

@TheMegWrites 3 ай бұрын

I absolutely love this and your GDR video. She’s so serious. She’s fantastic. The part about the experiment for nonbinary people had me laughing, especially as a queer person 😂❤ THANK YOU!

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Right? I remember thinking it's cute that meditation centres thought separating men and women would stop people having sex! It took me while to realise that it's part of a pretty awful agenda. But we're here to relax so 😅 I'm glad you enjoyed this bit

@notmyfakenameplease 3 ай бұрын

50% pure comedy gold, 50% pure ASMR; 100% classic.

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

It adds up!

@Misty_Elyse_ASMR 3 ай бұрын

This was fantastic. The gong was priceless 😂 and your voice is SO relaxing. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thanks Misty, much appreciated!

@linlinn_png 3 ай бұрын

this reminded me of the silent retreat in Fleabag xD

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

That was a good episode

@dobo9194 3 ай бұрын

She ist meine Lieblingspersön on KZfaq. Brilliant work, thank you for this!

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Danke schön Dobo!

@primtones 2 ай бұрын

Le Creuset lid: Am I a gong to you?

@littlemanlittleguy 16 күн бұрын

loved listening to this and imagining all sorts of details about this retreat. its feels to me like salting your red lentils would be verboten because the flavour might inspire emotional outbursts

@SwanDiveASMR 6 күн бұрын

You're in the right place then

@notmyfakenameplease 3 ай бұрын

"Gerhard" 😂😂😂😂😂

@mrawesomelivshere 3 ай бұрын

Your sense of humour feels so well placed and also subtle, its great! thanks for making these videos ☺️

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for your support and kind words 🙏

@EresirThe1st 3 ай бұрын

I’m so astonished how good your accent is. You got the German r sounds perfectly!

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for saying so! It does feel oddly natural to do

@RebeccaEWebber 3 ай бұрын

Lentils in the same glass containers I have! I feel called out.

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, I transferred the lentils from a less ostentatious container just for the video 😄

@ClariceHo 3 ай бұрын

I am living in Germany right now and I loveeee your German accent videos!!👏👏👏 Toll gemacht!

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Ah, that's great to hear. Thanks for watching!

@mattdeacon4218 3 ай бұрын

Watching this video was so much fun! Your accent skills are just amazing and Angela is a gem! Would you mind creating a POV roleplay treating the camera as your domestic cat and giving it personal attention?

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thanks Matt! I'm not much of a cat person but if I can think of a variation of this that sounds fun, it will go on the list

@mattdeacon4218 3 ай бұрын

@@SwanDiveASMR Thank you!

@Kristiekins2 2 ай бұрын

This is hilarious, I love it.

@whishup 3 ай бұрын

So hilarious and calming! I loved it ❤ I will take the terra cotta pot, please 🏺

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Please, be my guest!

@cosmicwhispersasmr 3 ай бұрын

This was so fun and relaxing! I am ready for my meditation retreat! Loved your German accent too!

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Oh good! Have you been on any meditation retreats? I actually enjoy them once in a while in spite of this character 😂

@cosmicwhispersasmr 3 ай бұрын

@SwanDiveASMR Nice! I havent yet. I know someone that hosts them. Next one is in Sedona to see the eclipse. But haven't been interested in going since they are a bit pricy. Maybe if I do my own. Heard the experiences are amazing.

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

I get it completely. Now that you're a reiki master though you could go in exchange for a few services maybe? I used to teach on yoga teacher trainings that wete a bit like retreats when I wasn't working!

@cosmicwhispersasmr 3 ай бұрын

@@SwanDiveASMR That's a great idea! I would do that if had the opportunity. That's awesome you you got to do that with the yoga teacher trainings. Sounds like an amazing experience and fun opportunity.

@whitneyriddle1088 3 ай бұрын

I’m only 8 minutes in & already so relaxed 🤤 This laundry might have to fold itself or wait until later.

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

I envy your organisational aptitude. Laundry doesn't really get folded here anymore

@whitneyriddle1088 3 ай бұрын

@@SwanDiveASMR I have structured it so that folding one load of laundry, perhaps two small ones, in the morning is my “me “time of the day. I wait until after my two kids have had breakfast, I help them get dressed, and then send them to play outside while I take my coffee, sit down with a good show or in this case an ASMR video and tend to the laundry for about an hour. Then get on with the rest of our day.

@whitneyriddle1088 3 ай бұрын

@@SwanDiveASMR Also, you should know that I pretty much had this on repeat all day yesterday! This is my favorite kind of Asmr 💜

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

That sounds dreamy. The weather in London is only recently affording us garden time but the youngest won't be able to go out unaccompanied for a little while, so I'm looking forward to this kind of routine next year maybe

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

I'm so glad to hear it

@Patsymd 3 ай бұрын

I love your videos so much. How you keep a straight face while you say these things is a true gift! Please do as many videos as you can-- you are a highlight.

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thank you! I'll certainly do my best

@ruidusborn 3 ай бұрын

This gives me big Waldorfschule vibes 😂💕

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

That's not a bad idea for a future episode 😊

@batwings2486 3 ай бұрын

If you’re receptive to a touch of feedback- I adored the vid and adore your videos! It also knocks me out super quickly, which is awesome. But sudden noises that are louder and different than everything else can be startling or wake someone up like with the gong. Just wanted you to know! Big fan.

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

That actually occurred to me in the edit. I definitely feel the same way about other videos. It's hard to remember these things when you're in front the camera, but I'm going to bear it in mind. Thanks so much for the feedback, I really appreciate it

@batwings2486 3 ай бұрын

Of course! You’re so original and I love your voice. Excited to see more from you :)

@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495 3 ай бұрын

I love your videos! :3 do you do reqs?

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thanks so much! I'm at full capacity just making one video a week at the moment, but if you have any ideas you are welcome to make suggestions for future videos

@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495 3 ай бұрын

@@SwanDiveASMR That’s fair. ^^ would you like to try a roleplay req where you’re a babysitter for some annoying brat kids. They annoyed you too much, so you shrunk them down into gummy bear sizes to eat!

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

That's so creative! Not really my wheelhouse but I can think of some asmr creators who might do this justice. Maybe @asmrer Tony who does some fabulous wicked characters

@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495 3 ай бұрын

@@SwanDiveASMR Awe, I don’t mind if you do it just as practice. ^^

@thenotoriousgryyn342 3 ай бұрын

Happy International Women's Day, I celebrate The Power of All The Voices of The Women Of ASMR 👍🌹

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Yes! Use your voices women! But not during the first nine days of the silent retreat

@dazcaz8205 3 ай бұрын

Are you German? Because if you are not you nailed being German not just the accent lol Edit: very good video btw

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Thanks! I have German ancestry on my mother's side and recently I have been taking lessons. I'm glad the accent is convincing to you, that's a step in the right direction!

@dazcaz8205 3 ай бұрын

@SwanDiveASMR cool :) I'm irish so I've met lots of Germans being European and all and I have to say you've nailed German demeanour and cultural quirks such as being direct and the way they speak in general:)

@SwanDiveASMR 3 ай бұрын

Aha! That's definitely what strikes me too. I did grow up in Holland which is culturally similar, in terms of directness. I'm still trying to figure out a fun Dutch character to portray one day

@dazcaz8205 3 ай бұрын

@@SwanDiveASMR 💖