Single Girls on Valentine's Day - John Crist and Trey Kennedy

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5 жыл бұрын

John Crist and Trey Kennedy are Single Girls on Valentine's Day! "I just feel like everyone has a soulmate...well you know what we have? Postmates."
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour schedule visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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@livelovegive316
@livelovegive316 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t have a boyfriend, but I have a weighted blanket. So, same.” KILLED ME 😂😂😂
@seventy18
@seventy18 5 жыл бұрын
dont forget the vibrating robot in your nightstand... Your gonna need it... MGTOW grows
@meredetrois
@meredetrois 5 жыл бұрын
Love the weighted blanket comment!
@seventy18
@seventy18 5 жыл бұрын
@SeriousName are you assuming gender???
@royalty_beauti2285
@royalty_beauti2285 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I read this as he was saying it in the video 😭😭😂😂😂
@lafayette4160
@lafayette4160 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Jmazz16
@Jmazz16 5 жыл бұрын
"Thanks to a man who actually kept His word." 🙌
@brandigabriel6921
@brandigabriel6921 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard. Favorite part of the video!
@eowynofasgard5254
@eowynofasgard5254 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr I love that part!!!!!
@hbenny5752
@hbenny5752 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part too!!
@nubiadiaz-ybarra7514
@nubiadiaz-ybarra7514 5 жыл бұрын
lol same this joke made me cry!!!
@sherikwasnik5290
@sherikwasnik5290 5 жыл бұрын
Word!!! It's true though. No man will ever love me like Jesus does...❤️❤️❤️..#myheartisspokenfor
@ninacarleton5753
@ninacarleton5753 5 жыл бұрын
“Everyone has a soulmate...” “You know what we have? Postmates.” “Preach.”
@thatgirlendy5294
@thatgirlendy5294 5 жыл бұрын
EVERY SINGLE WHITE GIRL
@idfrancisco5057
@idfrancisco5057 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@deliadelgado3364
@deliadelgado3364 5 жыл бұрын
“Well at least Easter is just around the corner, thanks for a man who actually kept his word” 😂
@bandchoir03
@bandchoir03 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed SO hard... 🤣
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 3 жыл бұрын
That line was genius!
@ih82r8
@ih82r8 3 жыл бұрын
This one was the epic 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 PURE COMEDY GOLD
@sexiiliexi
@sexiiliexi 2 жыл бұрын
Praise Jesus 😆🙏🏽
@paigestock3556
@paigestock3556 Жыл бұрын
Amen!
@ariannabergeron7744
@ariannabergeron7744 5 жыл бұрын
“I get Ben you get Jerry” 😂
@gabbi456
@gabbi456 5 жыл бұрын
its jerri
@tyronesmith6921
@tyronesmith6921 4 жыл бұрын
Yup, I feel the same ☹
@shaylacrockett4437
@shaylacrockett4437 4 жыл бұрын
He went 🤣😂😅😆😁😄😃😀🙃😕🙁☹️😔😣😖😫😢😭
@rylanvickers282
@rylanvickers282 3 жыл бұрын
I read this right when he said that lol
@SaintStrength0
@SaintStrength0 2 жыл бұрын
Pfp 😍😍😘
@thelncbros.85
@thelncbros.85 5 жыл бұрын
I just keep thinking about how, they did this in the store acting like that 😂
@sadielynn4536
@sadielynn4536 5 жыл бұрын
I kept focusing on that too.
@thelncbros.85
@thelncbros.85 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Tilton 😊😂
@JaneDoe-qf1kk
@JaneDoe-qf1kk 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Like it's not walmart with low expectations..they are in TARGET! Hey, at least it wasn't Harris teeter or Kroger, that probably would have got them banned
@sadielynn4536
@sadielynn4536 5 жыл бұрын
I think he's hilarious. I'm definitely a fan, I just would cringe if I saw this at any store. I started to laugh at the comedic value of it then cringe when something was thrown or opened. I get they paid for it. Too me for being vocal Christian it was just not my taste for this particular video. Love most of his stuff. And this was funny, just I thought it was a little distasteful of a store and other customer's
@levlylove
@levlylove 5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say, they probably asked nicely and were allowed in there after hours because it looked empty, but I did see another customer scanning through just now...
@honestbajar
@honestbajar 4 жыл бұрын
"Valentine's Day" "My parents have been married for 27 years and they don't even celebrate it." AMEN! 😂
@maniac9554
@maniac9554 3 жыл бұрын
Men of the A
@Carolina-cm6nu
@Carolina-cm6nu 4 жыл бұрын
*looks in trashcan* "Is my love life in there?" BEST PART
@CaseyWindom
@CaseyWindom 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ElijahZielke
@ElijahZielke 5 жыл бұрын
Oh 2 percent, that’s more effort then my ex had put in 😂
@alexandramarcel2500
@alexandramarcel2500 5 жыл бұрын
Elijah Zielke literally read this as he said it 😂
@ElijahZielke
@ElijahZielke 5 жыл бұрын
Aly Marcel lol
@inputname2727
@inputname2727 5 жыл бұрын
Elijah Zielke lol
@ElijahZielke
@ElijahZielke 5 жыл бұрын
(input name) sup
@Da-Iceman.
@Da-Iceman. 5 жыл бұрын
Woooooow. Roast🔥🔥
@TheRealJoeM617
@TheRealJoeM617 5 жыл бұрын
"I'll be a bigger target in no time."
@wildinfernoninety
@wildinfernoninety 5 жыл бұрын
underrated joke...jajaj
@sarc102
@sarc102 5 жыл бұрын
I died....LMAO!!!!!!
@ruthieou
@ruthieou 5 жыл бұрын
Same. 🙋🏾‍♀️😂
@amandac8836
@amandac8836 5 жыл бұрын
*eats chocolate* "Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time" ☠️☠️☠️
@alexandriawhite2482
@alexandriawhite2482 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I died at that part😂😂
@ETyler-xw6pj
@ETyler-xw6pj 5 жыл бұрын
Big ups to Jesus for being the only man to keep His word 😊
@ElijahZielke
@ElijahZielke 5 жыл бұрын
Oh great perfect couple, we get it 😂
@Panhead1922
@Panhead1922 5 жыл бұрын
I thought you were referring to John and Trey for a second. 😂
@ElijahZielke
@ElijahZielke 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Anderson LoL yup, what if I was 🤔
@PCKA1987
@PCKA1987 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Anderson 😂
@twonbusiness9065
@twonbusiness9065 4 жыл бұрын
Elijah Zielke u have 2 comments at 1k + likes
@GypsyEquestrian
@GypsyEquestrian 5 жыл бұрын
2:02 "Well I guess Cupid missed me with his arrow this year. But don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time" dying 😭
@oceanrosethatsailsacrossth3466
@oceanrosethatsailsacrossth3466 5 жыл бұрын
Meeeeeeeee
@melissagura7275
@melissagura7275 5 жыл бұрын
You what??
@ashleyhayes1213
@ashleyhayes1213 5 жыл бұрын
Meeeee 😂😂😂
@FGPhotos731
@FGPhotos731 5 жыл бұрын
Ok...I feel attacked by the cat litter one
@gracinfan128
@gracinfan128 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed pretty hard at that one! Love my kitties
@tamarasauls8855
@tamarasauls8855 5 жыл бұрын
And he got two containers of cat litter! Lol...for how many cats???
@gracio1231
@gracio1231 5 жыл бұрын
Why do you feel attacked
@wonderspace90
@wonderspace90 4 жыл бұрын
Cats are a joy!
@Aevans786
@Aevans786 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@jodieyoder5906
@jodieyoder5906 5 жыл бұрын
I too am single but I can assure you I will be eating the entire family dinner
@arvellarose4241
@arvellarose4241 5 жыл бұрын
YAASSS!!! ☝️☝️☝️
@maryrollins6815
@maryrollins6815 5 жыл бұрын
👏👏👌
@stephanieanguiano1004
@stephanieanguiano1004 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Aevans786
@Aevans786 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SarahM-lw2gd
@SarahM-lw2gd 3 жыл бұрын
Me, too😂😂
@DuncanSmith
@DuncanSmith 5 жыл бұрын
How much time did you guys spend in Target?
@CatInTheBoxStudios
@CatInTheBoxStudios 5 жыл бұрын
I too would like to know lol
@LonelyEmpireMusic
@LonelyEmpireMusic 5 жыл бұрын
Since last valentines day
@DuncanSmith
@DuncanSmith 5 жыл бұрын
@@LonelyEmpireMusic Since they last both broke up
@CammyYlo
@CammyYlo 5 жыл бұрын
You can never spend enough time in Target
@TheZalmon
@TheZalmon 5 жыл бұрын
1.4 Million Christians hope they spent no money. I guess just spending time in there isn’t way too bad.
@melvisndiloseh9969
@melvisndiloseh9969 5 жыл бұрын
« I’m gonna need this for my emotional baggage »🧳 lol 😂
@leahluvvanderson3131
@leahluvvanderson3131 5 жыл бұрын
Melvis Ndiloseh MDR 😂 c’est clair que tu parle français parce que des « «
@melvisndiloseh9969
@melvisndiloseh9969 5 жыл бұрын
LeahLuvv Anderson lol 👌
@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim
@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim 4 жыл бұрын
"Dude are you oka-" "I love babies."
@vodanykey_5780
@vodanykey_5780 5 жыл бұрын
"I need this shovel... to dig up memories." 👀... suuuuuuuure.....
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 жыл бұрын
Grounds a bit hard this time of year though
@agariakamai6827
@agariakamai6827 4 жыл бұрын
Totally not my ex’s body~😇
@sm6jesse
@sm6jesse 5 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time."
@Rosie_C
@Rosie_C 5 жыл бұрын
I told this to so many people ate church last night, my best friend groans when I start it again.
@alexhooper27
@alexhooper27 5 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the weird looks you guys got.
@thelncbros.85
@thelncbros.85 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Hooper haha 😂 me to!
@RoxxieDymond
@RoxxieDymond 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, I sang the "I can only imagine" part of your sentence without even trying...yep, I grew up a Christian 😂😂
@alexhooper27
@alexhooper27 5 жыл бұрын
@@RoxxieDymond I did that too when I posted it 😅
@lorealsiren715
@lorealsiren715 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Hooper yes😂😂
@dominusalicorn3684
@dominusalicorn3684 5 жыл бұрын
Probably not as many as when they did the last "bachelorette" video in Nashville.
@stardunham3064
@stardunham3064 5 жыл бұрын
“Thanks for a man who actually kept his word “ 😆😆😆😆
@tangerine_chocolata
@tangerine_chocolata 5 жыл бұрын
*"There it is! The perfect section for me!!"* Single Food Section
@jawuzie
@jawuzie 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, 2%? That's about the effort my ex used to put in..." 👀😂
@SF-pj6xv
@SF-pj6xv 5 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@jeimymundo4160
@jeimymundo4160 5 жыл бұрын
“This salad has more dates than I went on in the last year.” WHY DO I RELATE TO THAT SOOO MUCH?!??!
@ebriggs3498
@ebriggs3498 5 жыл бұрын
Ditto!
@Ladymusicc
@Ladymusicc 5 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time." 🤣
@jasminekarim9047
@jasminekarim9047 5 жыл бұрын
lol i love how john goes "oh video games..." but they were movies
@timothytraver5918
@timothytraver5918 3 жыл бұрын
Must've been somebody shopping in front of the games.
@DRLMIS
@DRLMIS 5 жыл бұрын
Easter's around the corner, "thanks for a man who sticks to His Word." Awesome!!!!
@ariellec9676
@ariellec9676 5 жыл бұрын
Can you explain I don't get it ?
@DRLMIS
@DRLMIS 5 жыл бұрын
@@ariellec9676 the Lord Jesus Christ was a man of action. Some men are not. Lol.
@HeyKellyShea
@HeyKellyShea 5 жыл бұрын
This was my fav!
@gjj655
@gjj655 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this was referring to the Resurrection
@HeyKellyShea
@HeyKellyShea 5 жыл бұрын
G JJ Me too. Jesus told his disciples multiple times what would happen when they got to Jerusalem. Jesus repeatedly told his disciples he would be beaten, crucified, and rise on the third day; He did what he said.
@melissakrieger34
@melissakrieger34 5 жыл бұрын
You two are the comedy dream team. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep doing videos together. You two are nuts. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SunflowerSpotlight
@SunflowerSpotlight 5 жыл бұрын
I guess there really is someone out there for everyone! 😅
@MsAfroStar
@MsAfroStar 5 жыл бұрын
Such a great pair! I want to watch a movie starring these hunks!
@kayleighbaker7802
@kayleighbaker7802 5 жыл бұрын
"Girl, instead of being petty, lets just go get a pedi." *clap* "Yes, mani too"
@afroqueendancer
@afroqueendancer 5 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather be opening up my heart than another bottle of Yellowtail, but here we are." 😂😂😂
@nefertitigeorge9578
@nefertitigeorge9578 5 жыл бұрын
Amen to the line referring to Easter and how "There's at least one Man who kept His word" These dudes be speaking truth and I'm so thankful for the laughs from this skit but more importantly for the reality of that sentence.
@NjerieGitau
@NjerieGitau 5 жыл бұрын
I was like "hahaha, preach! back to haha."
@missycl9200
@missycl9200 5 жыл бұрын
I think that was my fav part! It was all so good!
@Silver-cl2bd
@Silver-cl2bd 5 жыл бұрын
*word*
@laurenfoster6278
@laurenfoster6278 5 жыл бұрын
Right! 😂🙏🏽
@sueelmy2363
@sueelmy2363 5 жыл бұрын
Amen sister
@ElijahZielke
@ElijahZielke 5 жыл бұрын
1 800 still single 😂
@weirdgirl7475
@weirdgirl7475 5 жыл бұрын
On hold....😄
@diaphurned
@diaphurned 5 жыл бұрын
*I'll hold
@norahaynegreenan6674
@norahaynegreenan6674 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll hold" ...But for how long?😂
@caseyoung1527
@caseyoung1527 5 жыл бұрын
Easter, the one about a man who actually kept his word 🤣
@susane1577
@susane1577 5 жыл бұрын
"How about instead of Call Of Duty, you call and ask me out" genius 10/10.
@julesk2629
@julesk2629 5 жыл бұрын
Are we sure the two of them aren’t the same person??
@catsmeow7380
@catsmeow7380 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@glamgal28
@glamgal28 3 жыл бұрын
they are definitely not the same, but maybe could pass for brother's 😁
@thebestcat9601
@thebestcat9601 3 жыл бұрын
I used to get them confused lol
@delilahfleharty8393
@delilahfleharty8393 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed they do look like alike but no. Two different people.
@graham107
@graham107 5 жыл бұрын
*looks at rack of movies* oH vIdEo GaMeS gReAt
@Ben10man2
@Ben10man2 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@gavinf.7890
@gavinf.7890 5 жыл бұрын
Graham T oh my goodness I just saw that lol
@nrodry76
@nrodry76 5 жыл бұрын
“Gorilla glue-my-heart-back-together” 😂😂
@emmageezable
@emmageezable 5 жыл бұрын
“Tim tebow and chris pratt are both engaged!” 😂😂😂
@emm4469
@emm4469 5 жыл бұрын
“Thanks for a Man who actually kept his word” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jasmineramirez8467
@jasmineramirez8467 5 жыл бұрын
What got me was the slap Mr. Coffee received!!
@queenmelodee283
@queenmelodee283 5 жыл бұрын
"You know what letter I'm getting this holiday? *An L."* Sis I can't. ☠️
@jillbriska2416
@jillbriska2416 5 жыл бұрын
I remember these types of valentine days.......then at 38 I settled because I was afraid of being alone. 5 years and 2 kids later I’m alone again but this time I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! Celebrate your aloneness if that is where you are and love yourself. Let it play out the way it’s going to naturally. Happy Valentines Day!
@tiffe4772
@tiffe4772 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, naturally. I have been relying on that, not forcing anything.
@EsaCrisbel
@EsaCrisbel 5 жыл бұрын
Lolll “Instead of being Petty, let’s get some pedi “
@kims.1717
@kims.1717 5 жыл бұрын
Good life advice : instead of being petty, let's get a pedi...MANI TOO!
@chrissycanin9898
@chrissycanin9898 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks to the man who actually kept his word!! 😆😀 - Amen.
@marieantoinette8675
@marieantoinette8675 5 жыл бұрын
“Well, at least Easter is right around the corner. Thanks for a man who actually kept his word!” Lol 😂
@HistorywithMalachi
@HistorywithMalachi 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh I bet everyone else is getting their love letters this year, you wanna know what letter I'm getting? An L" lol hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 I'm dying
@iloveamerica64
@iloveamerica64 5 жыл бұрын
Jon and trey is my favorite male friendship
@macyilene3027
@macyilene3027 5 жыл бұрын
Mikayla Holloway Bromance 😂
@alexanderwizner6878
@alexanderwizner6878 5 жыл бұрын
They're friends? I saw some chemistry.
@TheZalmon
@TheZalmon 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda getting on the sodomy side a bit, being in a target and all 🤔😐
@macyilene3027
@macyilene3027 5 жыл бұрын
Elijah Pearrow Literally dying 😂😂
@chloejones7993
@chloejones7993 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderwizner6878 lol no you didn't
@alexhollinghurst3945
@alexhollinghurst3945 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, another Valentine's Day without a date. These are my emotional baggage."
@madelinclaireg4446
@madelinclaireg4446 5 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSS I needed this. Another Valentine’s Day with no relationships and a younger sister who’s had a boy friend for 3 years 🤷‍♀️
@mrupholsteryman
@mrupholsteryman 5 жыл бұрын
What is keeping him from proposing? Maybe you're in a better situation than she is? People find it difficult to commit. Only God is true. Don't put all your faith in another to "complete you". Marriage takes 100% of both parties committed to God (and each other). 😇😎😀
@QueenAlita
@QueenAlita 5 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Potter yep, 3 years is too long in the Christian world. My younger sister dumped hers after 3 years and then he proposed...it was a strategy and it worked🤣🤣 They’ve been married for 6 years now. Oh and did I mention I’m still single?🙄
@anitahscorner
@anitahscorner 4 жыл бұрын
Hang in there
@elink5837
@elink5837 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah with a younger sister who has been married for three years
@CyprusHartford
@CyprusHartford 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a single guy on Valentine’s Day, does that count?
@macyilene3027
@macyilene3027 5 жыл бұрын
Chatty Matty LOL I think it does 😂 usual girls take it harder tho 😂
@LonelyEmpireMusic
@LonelyEmpireMusic 5 жыл бұрын
@@macyilene3027 we take it really hard....meaning that we just buy chocolate for ourselves
@jesseengland456
@jesseengland456 5 жыл бұрын
Evan McLeod smart man
@shooglechic
@shooglechic 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. 💯. Except it's probably whiskey instead of wine😂
@roserose963
@roserose963 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it counts!😂
@rockxhero
@rockxhero 5 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time!" Lol
@RayfordRaySiegel
@RayfordRaySiegel 4 жыл бұрын
In the crib - "I love babies." That's hilarious.
@shelbywright6116
@shelbywright6116 5 жыл бұрын
Relatable 😅 Happy Valentines Day Ladies! You are beautiful inside and out, never settle, and eat a lot of chocolate!
@NjerieGitau
@NjerieGitau 5 жыл бұрын
I will not settle but no promises on the chocolate 😁
@beckypettifor4374
@beckypettifor4374 5 жыл бұрын
YES! I was just planning to go to the store the day after Valentine's day to buy myself discount chocolate!
@beliciaespinal7504
@beliciaespinal7504 5 жыл бұрын
Genius
@Tlani_k
@Tlani_k 5 жыл бұрын
Smart😁
@naedatanner8832
@naedatanner8832 5 жыл бұрын
I'm always there!!
@BobbiGail
@BobbiGail 5 жыл бұрын
We still do that as a family... budget training?
@NEVERwillIletUgo
@NEVERwillIletUgo 5 жыл бұрын
the joke about being stumped had me DYING
@andiel.l.1329
@andiel.l.1329 5 жыл бұрын
I love your "pointed toe" on the stump...ahhh....so funny!!! 💕😄💓 to You Both!!!
@maddy7101
@maddy7101 5 жыл бұрын
Wahhhhhhhhhhhh this is so relatable...sadly. Happy Singles Awareness Day!!
@psalm91rdwlkfpgrl
@psalm91rdwlkfpgrl 5 жыл бұрын
But this video made me almost cry 'cause of laughter, so that's better than it usually is....
@luvmifro1003lovesfamily
@luvmifro1003lovesfamily 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 #imdone
@lindstheteacher1611
@lindstheteacher1611 5 жыл бұрын
Happy Galentines to you too.
@mtotolo
@mtotolo 5 жыл бұрын
@alphant1 That's me... Over 30 and single. Gave up on being a mom. Lol
@savagetuner2404
@savagetuner2404 5 жыл бұрын
MaddyTheCatGirl Woodburn get rid of the cat girl part of your name, then feed the cat to a dog, BOOM. Immediate boyfriend.
@M54JC
@M54JC 5 жыл бұрын
How did you guys get away with playing around in Target? 😂 (e.g., Large man sleeps in a baby crib at 🎯 Target.) #TargetDay #TargetFunDay
@mikes062
@mikes062 5 жыл бұрын
HS 4JC if you just go do it what's the worst that'll happen, get kicked out?? Oh no....lol
@matthewrigsby204
@matthewrigsby204 5 жыл бұрын
As a target employee... wont get kicked out unless you're still doing it at 10
@M54JC
@M54JC 5 жыл бұрын
Right? As teenagers we got kicked out of Kmart.
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 5 жыл бұрын
Store manager must be a John Crist fan 😅
@camerongage1237
@camerongage1237 5 жыл бұрын
If you're in a Target its doubtful there are any employees to see you.
@TomDeVito
@TomDeVito 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh, Energy drink I need of these to help answer my mom's questions about why I'm single" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mary__simone
@mary__simone 5 жыл бұрын
Emotionally-charged Trey and John go to Target.
@eloramaxwell7020
@eloramaxwell7020 5 жыл бұрын
"This salad has more dates on it than I had in the last year." Omg
5 жыл бұрын
I’ll be a bigger target In no time 😂
@jacqjacq5920
@jacqjacq5920 5 жыл бұрын
Bigger TARGET in no time!! Lol😆😆😆
@IamCHOSEN23
@IamCHOSEN23 5 жыл бұрын
*peeks into trash can* "Wait. Is my love life in there?? Yoo-hoo!" 😁🤭
@mixitup.i8697
@mixitup.i8697 5 жыл бұрын
"Well, at least Easter is right around the corner. Thanks for a man who actually kept his word." I laughed for a solid 5...no exaggeration!
@LonelyEmpireMusic
@LonelyEmpireMusic 5 жыл бұрын
Really? Target? Check your heart.
@anthonyortiz3142
@anthonyortiz3142 5 жыл бұрын
Check it, guard it, never unlock it!
@JesusistheLambofGod
@JesusistheLambofGod 5 жыл бұрын
I know it, I preached against their bathroom policies so this makes me laugh
@radmeamidala-kenobi4337
@radmeamidala-kenobi4337 5 жыл бұрын
Amen! Preach it!
@LisaLee__
@LisaLee__ 5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@JesusistheLambofGod
@JesusistheLambofGod 5 жыл бұрын
Target allows men to use girls bathrooms if they self identify as a woman.
@dashernation3343
@dashernation3343 5 жыл бұрын
1:00 " how 'bout instead of call of duty,you call and ask me out " 💀😂😭😂💀 Perfect delivery
@tylerdaly5395
@tylerdaly5395 4 жыл бұрын
My fave thing is walking up to the DVDs and saying "video games!"
@ByStephieNics
@ByStephieNics 5 жыл бұрын
and confirmed. we NEED a Crist/Kennedy channel 🙈
@scarlettjane5240
@scarlettjane5240 5 жыл бұрын
These two together are GOLD!!😂😂😂
@mandolinbrown4987
@mandolinbrown4987 5 жыл бұрын
“Hmm 24 chocolates.. one for every time I’ve been left on read.” I... I freaking died inside like that’s me
@montanapowers4279
@montanapowers4279 5 жыл бұрын
The part where he was talking about Easter killed me😂
@maryj7423
@maryj7423 5 жыл бұрын
"a man who actually kept his word" YEEEEEESSSS!!!!
@EpicPinkCreeper
@EpicPinkCreeper 5 жыл бұрын
Did you just..... open a drink... IN THE STORE?!?!?!
@lukeknodel471
@lukeknodel471 5 жыл бұрын
I'll be a bigger target in no time... Lol
@eliasarianas3012
@eliasarianas3012 5 жыл бұрын
This video made me laugh so hard, totally forgot I was in the middle of a class lecture ... needless to say , was quickly asked to leave ... my heart may not be broken , but my grade sure now is 😂👌
@ameliac504
@ameliac504 Жыл бұрын
Oh lord
@emilygodwin4480
@emilygodwin4480 5 жыл бұрын
I love their bromance! ❤️
@lizlemonwantsitall
@lizlemonwantsitall 5 жыл бұрын
the bitterness is too real
@AiyanaJewel
@AiyanaJewel 5 жыл бұрын
“ oh video games great. how bout instead of call of duty ,you call and ask me out .” 😂😂😂
@shygirl700
@shygirl700 5 жыл бұрын
You have no idea...how much I needed this for Singles Awareness Day!
@maesmith1778
@maesmith1778 5 жыл бұрын
I'MM DYING!! THE TEDDY BEAR!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@goofydisneyfreak632
@goofydisneyfreak632 5 жыл бұрын
This was a great video! So funny! “I get Ben, you get Jerry.” •Laughs, then cries•
@countrygirlokla
@countrygirlokla 3 жыл бұрын
I swear these 2 were seperated at birth 🤣🤣 they are so funny and look like they could be family lol
@tabbyrh978
@tabbyrh978 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are menaces in public hahahahaha This was hysterical :D
@inputname2727
@inputname2727 5 жыл бұрын
Tabby RH this doesn't top his "phrase for everything" at Disney world video. lol
@inputname2727
@inputname2727 5 жыл бұрын
Bible verse
@BlakeJ-ex7th
@BlakeJ-ex7th 5 жыл бұрын
“I need this shovel, to dig out memories” LOVE IT
@bukonla
@bukonla 5 жыл бұрын
you slapped the coffee machine for being in a relationship 😂
@nickallen2257
@nickallen2257 5 жыл бұрын
The kitty litter part had me rolling!! Haha!
@candiigurl7893
@candiigurl7893 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, when he grabbed that cat litter! 😂
@Aevans786
@Aevans786 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Silver-cl2bd
@Silver-cl2bd 5 жыл бұрын
Opens red bull right off the shelf *gasp* 😂
@JaneDoe-qf1kk
@JaneDoe-qf1kk 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they paid b4 leaving
@Silver-cl2bd
@Silver-cl2bd 5 жыл бұрын
Jane Doe I don't doubt it. 😏
@ladykeke77
@ladykeke77 4 жыл бұрын
😂 “I need this shovel, to dig up memories”🤣
@Themoment888
@Themoment888 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the family dinner freezer section 😂😂😂
@shelbycole3044
@shelbycole3044 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! The Easter joke!!! 🤣❤
@Meggs93_
@Meggs93_ 5 жыл бұрын
“I think I’m gonna sign up for the Bachelor” 😂
@jamescal217
@jamescal217 5 жыл бұрын
"Mr. Coffee....even the Coffee machine is in a relationship. What is it like being in love ? " lol
@nightwing_1794
@nightwing_1794 5 жыл бұрын
1:01 *Those aren’t video games lol* 😂
@RoxxieDymond
@RoxxieDymond 5 жыл бұрын
I've been single for 2 years now & I LOVE Valentine's Day 😂 I get so excited making people cards and giving extra hugs and giving cute little cards to strangers that say God loves them!! It's such a fun day, single or not! It's about LOVE, not relationships! Show some extra love to your mama or your best friend. Pay for a stranger's gas, their groceries, or something! There are so many ways to show love to everyone, single or not 💗💗💗 I LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY SO MUCH & I'M SINGLE 😄💗 Side note: I'm a music teacher so I made all of my students a little goodie bag & they LOVED them! Acts of love are for ALL, not just those in relationships :') Also, great video John! It made me laugh as always 😂
@FamBAMiLee
@FamBAMiLee 5 жыл бұрын
You lie...jk
@RoxxieDymond
@RoxxieDymond 5 жыл бұрын
@@FamBAMiLee haha 😂
@sandrasimmons3564
@sandrasimmons3564 5 жыл бұрын
You are awesome💝
@JMarieCAlove
@JMarieCAlove 5 жыл бұрын
You're one awesome young lady! 😁
@mselizabethmarrero
@mselizabethmarrero 5 жыл бұрын
Great attitude, I love that! You've inspired me :)
@summerparker477
@summerparker477 5 жыл бұрын
“I think everyone has a soulmate... we have postmates” LOL
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