If Toddlers Had Lawyers ft.

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Жыл бұрын

"My client would like no less that four pouches a day...and no prune!" Comedian John Crist teams up with Dude Dad Taylor Calmus to imagine what it would be like If Toddlers Had Lawyers!
John Crist is a standup comedian. For live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com

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@Silver-cl2bd Жыл бұрын

When the dad stopped referring to the toddler as his son and addressed him as, "Your client" 😂

@richardmahn7589 Жыл бұрын

That's what we do best. When my son plays sports, he is the goalie, not my son! lol

@Silver-cl2bd Жыл бұрын

@@richardmahn7589 😆

@chrismill5303 Жыл бұрын

that kid looks really serious, though.

@claraamong2104 9 ай бұрын

😅😂

@Steviee Жыл бұрын

As a legal videographer, I have to say that the lawyer throwing a tantrum is actually pretty spot on

@dianalongo6154 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ELOAAMinistries 9 ай бұрын

IKR! I used to work in the attorneys building downtown! Rofl!

@AnimefortheLazyman 8 ай бұрын

And as a parent of boys, I have to say the desire of Them to restart breast feeding if they see their little brother doing it is also real 😂 Our girl couldn’t care less😂

@joyphinney3729 Жыл бұрын

This is the role that John Crist was born to play. Special counsel to a toddler. I love it.

@placefeature5329 8 ай бұрын

Yeah this is so good.

@JaneDoe-ip5yl Жыл бұрын

"the frozen stuff to the new baby"😆 very good

@MinyMiny Жыл бұрын

We need a part two for that cat 😆 definitely looks guilty

@LaCantressa Жыл бұрын

Oh, no. You do not want to go up against the kitty!

@uknw1952 Жыл бұрын

😄 right 😄

@threetreasures7698 Жыл бұрын

The cat has already lawyered up! 😂

@LoveAngelMusicLady 10 ай бұрын

@@threetreasures7698I want to see the cat lawyer!

@ladennayoung2939 9 ай бұрын

Yeah. That cat looked guilty. Lol.

@JustJoshinKnox Жыл бұрын

John throwing a tantrum is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week!😂😂😂

@cherik. Жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part too. Especially when he said "I'm throwing a tantrum on the behalf of my client"! 😂

@missj9879 Жыл бұрын

I don’t care what anyone says, this baby should be signed up for acting now. He did so well sitting there while recording this video. 😅

@MishaMishaSoprano 9 ай бұрын

Save up for future therapy bills. 😂

@ohnoitsevan Жыл бұрын

As someone who works in a daycare and works with 2/3 year olds, this is absolutely hilarious 😂

@sharonrudolph3648 Жыл бұрын

I work with 1 yr olds!!! Totally agree!

@artugert Жыл бұрын

I usually call them 8 month olds, but if you want to call them ⅔ year olds, that's cool too.

@patrickd9551 11 ай бұрын

@@JasonShoots negotiation usually starts at one and ends at three :D I usually win.

@Dan-yy6tt 11 ай бұрын

I don’t work with kids so I have no idea what any of these jokes mean. Can you explain them?

@midknight5812 11 ай бұрын

@@artugertthat wasn't "two thirds year old" she means 2 or 3 year old. Lmao

@naowright9308 10 ай бұрын

The small smile after his mother said, "He'll just be sitting in it. That's gross." Had me cracking up. Great editing!😂

@liliarosales1961 Жыл бұрын

LOL the little ones face during the whole thing is amazing

@msdiva7099 Жыл бұрын

Funniest thing ever! As a. Grandma to a toddler- I could definitely see this being a thing.. “give the frozen stuff to the new kid “😅 priceless 😂

@MishaMishaSoprano 9 ай бұрын

Cat definitely looked like he was going to dish out some street justice, later that night. Snitches get stitches, baby. Snitches. Get. Stitches.

@danieldishon688 Жыл бұрын

I wasn't sure how to expect this to end but when you threw a tantrum and negotiated with a single Dumdum suckered I burst out laughing 😆

@cowboys1960 Жыл бұрын

Me too. I knew he would accept that counteroffer. Let little kids pick their own Halloween candy and they'll pick a dumdum over anything else in the bowl.

@kdubbswinston3673 Жыл бұрын

I've worked in a law firm for about 24 years and I'm here to tell you, BRAVO!!! 👏😂😂😂 I can actually see this happening and truly going to trial!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you for the laugh! The cute boy was perfect!!! 💯😉🥰💪🙌

@setapartaay925 7 ай бұрын

Bwhahahaha!! The way he fixed his tie after the tantrum was too funny! 😆😆

@coachloporchio8122 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious! As a grandparent as a 2 year old, this strikes home like no other😂

@Brandonreisinger Жыл бұрын

My wife and I miscarried our first child on Thursday and this video brought so much joy, laughter and healing! Thank you John 🙏🏻

@kdonor Жыл бұрын

I'm truly sorry for your loss.

@erinma1238 Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss.

@Standingupstrong993 Жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry for your loss.🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@delissacooper7384 Жыл бұрын

Many prayers for your wife and you. May you be surrounded by others who can understand & support you both. May God bless you with much strength, grace & love with one another in healing from such a painful loss. God is working, don't give up on what He is planning for you. We all have our Winter, our storms, but God is working behind the scenes--preparing us, building us up for the blessings that follow.

@jjproductions5500 Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear about what happened. Praying for peace, healing, and that the Lord surrounds you with His love.

@glamgal28 Жыл бұрын

I had to watch this several times over, and I think John is acting more like a toddler than the real toddler is😂

@tiamc2004 Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@glamgal28 Жыл бұрын

If John ever gets tired of comedy he would make a great attorney😂

@stephandalton2390 Жыл бұрын

He could def be on Law and Order or something

@glamgal28 Жыл бұрын

@@stephandalton2390 yes!

@MJBJ-cb2jd 11 ай бұрын

What's the diff?

@MishaMishaSoprano 9 ай бұрын

😂

@ladennayoung2939 9 ай бұрын

@@stephandalton2390Yep. I would agree.

@CDneat Жыл бұрын

The baby’s face when he starts throwing the tantrum is classic sketch comedy. Then his face when he sees the dum dum is poetic justice. Comedy gold…

@annaconserva6233 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious! How did you even got this idea? Genius.. Loved the counter offer 🤣🤣

@lizettemuna3234 Жыл бұрын

When he started throwing a tantrum on behalf of his client, I lost it. 😂😂😂

@jbsargent1396 Жыл бұрын

This is comedy gold…😂

@MeMe-mt6xv Жыл бұрын

The toddler is so adorable!!!❤

@shartazokhan1043 Жыл бұрын

This needs a part two, lawyer vs grandma.

@debbiegum2226 Жыл бұрын

Love this collab!! So cute!! Candy always makes the best bribe… I mean negotiation tool!!

@belencantu7200 Жыл бұрын

So funny and on point. If toddlers could… more of a scary world! They run the roost already!

@greatmindsthinkalike1378 Жыл бұрын

I think that would be a great idea, and get the real dums dums out! 👍

@AleaGutierrez-hl7qs Жыл бұрын

Well Attorney's fees and time spent, etc etc had to be covered by the parents of the client!! Cute little one you and your Lawyer deserve an Oscar!

@janavos9901 Жыл бұрын

It makes me so delighted when my favourite KZfaqrs collaborate!! You guys have such a great sense of humour, this was the perfect match! Hilarious, well done, John, Taylor & Heidi!

@oliviavaleria Жыл бұрын

I need more outtakes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@Happybidr Жыл бұрын

This was so funny. We are a lawyer family and it sounds a bit like what our conversations devolved into after a few glasses of wine. There’s a lot of “Your Honor! (Exasperated voice) Objection! (Outraged) Argumentative!” And so on,

@BobbiGail 7 ай бұрын

This would be a funny evening to be witness!

@namesake8075 Жыл бұрын

This is one of the best court room dramas I have ever seen.

@Ancient_Oracle Жыл бұрын

This is way too good😂😂😂😂

@j.w.stevenson8510 Жыл бұрын

The best collaboration of my day .Great job!

@carolinelvsewe Жыл бұрын

John, YOU are quite the prophet of new norm culture! 🤣🤣

@schadowolf Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard, EPIC!!!

@lionstripe42 Жыл бұрын

Wheres the lawyer for the cat?

@R.C.425 Жыл бұрын

Haha 😂 😄 🤣 😆 so awesome Part II please 🙏 the cat was not happy 😅

@lyndseystrait1513 Жыл бұрын

😂 Very creative & uniquely funny skit! The sibling rivalry started young with the client I guess! The demands were hilarious & the parents’ responses were great too!

@mszafran51 Жыл бұрын

I just can’t! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is too cute and hilarious!!! The lollipop got me! 😀😀

@shelteredsparrow2736 Жыл бұрын

Lol. I taught 2 year old Sunday school and it was truly interesting. One time I told a little boy that he was being good. He got mad and said “no I am not!” It is truly an interesting age.

@placefeature5329 8 ай бұрын

lol. Always good hearing about fellow Christan’s

@melissasaco9469 Жыл бұрын

The ironic part is someone was probably holding up a tablet with Cocomelon on it so he would sit still for the filming 😂.

@Preciselylate322 Жыл бұрын

Ok this is fantastic 😂😂😂

@MrSharpdrop Жыл бұрын

So...the Dumdum was the endgame the WHOLE TIME?!?! Well played, Mr. Crist. Well played!

@alil8270 Жыл бұрын

I love the expressions on the little bub's face. So accurate.

@natergreater9981 Жыл бұрын

It’s a good day when John uploads!!🎉🎉

@melissaz8166 Жыл бұрын

this is AMAZING! such a great concept. would LOVE to see more behind the scenes and bloopers!!

@cherik. Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! I would love to see the bloopers too!!! 🤣

@UncleNath Жыл бұрын

I like the outtake at the end. You should have more of these it's fun. Love ya work brother. One of ya many fans in Australia.

@pamelas1002 Жыл бұрын

This is what I've missed from John! Hilarious!

@Gazpolling 9 ай бұрын

The only more epic thing other than this video is if the baby's lawyer coming in at the end

@TheBlinkyImp Жыл бұрын

OMG the close ups of the kid's face kill me

@lindasonnemaker4917 Жыл бұрын

Love this! All of you!!!

@curtisshoemaker9568 Жыл бұрын

That was awesome! I saw the shorter version in Instagram, but this is so much better! Great job!

@HomeLifewithRebecca Жыл бұрын

This was adorable! I love dude dad and I love your content as well AND you look really good in a suit!!! 😊

@liahrene4020 Жыл бұрын

Destined to become a classic 😂

@lillianjacobs4855 Жыл бұрын

Aaaaah this is adorable 🥰 hehe just to get a sucker sweet 🤣 he used a lawyer 😅 thanks this made my day......

@jennjack4131 11 ай бұрын

I can watch this over and over!😂😂😂

@cutiepie71181 Жыл бұрын

This was HILARIOUSLY GENIUS! I loved this!!

@eloiselamons1454 Жыл бұрын

This is great! One of both you and johns bests!

@apolcore Жыл бұрын

One of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Love it! Thank you!

@jessicacarmen2458 11 ай бұрын

This is the crossover i didn't know i needed until now

@TivaC Жыл бұрын

LOVE this!

@jenc237 Жыл бұрын

We had a wipe warmer... HAHHAHAH!

@OfficialSamanthaMartin Жыл бұрын

😂😂 Part 2, 7, 20 please 😭 I would watch them all lol

@homesteadgamer1257 7 ай бұрын

Aw Little Client looks JUST like mama. Too cute!

@BombshElle_7 7 ай бұрын

The kids already have 2 body guards/security. Now they have a lawyer! 😆

@shelleydonath9025 Жыл бұрын

This is great I'm lmao 😂😂. My favorite so far 😂😁🔥🥃

@KCL81_aw 9 ай бұрын

The burden of proof is on the cat! Lmao 😂😂 That was good! 😁🙏❤️🇺🇸

@karolhosey9489 10 ай бұрын

John this is so hilarious!! You are very versatile! Love ya John!

@ADDAuntDawnDisorder 10 ай бұрын

WAIT! DUM DUMS ARE A CHOKING HAZARD!? NO DUMS DUMS! This is amazing! These two guys are the best & Heidi finishes off the skits to make them work perfectly:) 🙏💪🙌🥰

@someguy_7765 9 ай бұрын

Dude. This is the most hilarious video I’ve seen in like.. 2 years. Keep it up bro. You’re crushing it.

@Fruitfulbabeschannel Жыл бұрын

This is perfect lol!! Hahaha

@samanthajo1987 Жыл бұрын

One of the best videos on KZfaq!

@brother-In-Christ404 Жыл бұрын

One of the best features! DudeDad is hilarious

@BunnyRabit-yo3lx Жыл бұрын

LOL. Pretty funny. Please make more! I especially love the ending. Was actually quite realistic I think.😀

@MilissaRamlakhan-ly6gf 9 ай бұрын

John is such multi-talented comedian..just love him!❤❤

@sreynolds777 Жыл бұрын

Love it - I enjoyed this one better than any of the others

@daphne3631 Жыл бұрын

That was so funny and ingenious!

@jenessasaeger1182 Жыл бұрын

The Collab we didn't know we needed.....😂

@vendingguy47 Жыл бұрын

That's hilarious!!!!!

@HeKenMars4Ever Жыл бұрын

This is the best comedy skit, maybe the best video, I have EVER seen.

@JohnAbdulEichie Жыл бұрын

I loved this more of this please

@mansourehdehghani9456 8 ай бұрын

My toddler also feels she can sleep better if she kicks us in the ribs.🤣🤣🤣

@RoCas80 Жыл бұрын

Great job John!

@carissagonzalez9939 Жыл бұрын

Best trio ever!! Loved this 😂😂

@carolynbillington9018 Жыл бұрын

happy hour watch a John Crist video still laughing after watching

@donnamarsh3474 Жыл бұрын

Great collab!😂❤😂😅😅

@kristimeyers2221 Жыл бұрын

I loved this so much!!

@kiki-yg4ns Жыл бұрын

😂 I almost died this was so funny

@audreywoodcock3869 7 ай бұрын

So creative! I was worried you were going to have to call witnesses like Granma ha ha! Glad you reached a settlement🤞

@emmamccoy8381 Жыл бұрын

This is tooooo cute & hilarious 😆

@distantmemory1439 Жыл бұрын

This was SOOO FUNNY😂😂😂

@aliciafigueroa2769 Жыл бұрын

@johnbcrist omgsh 🎉I was having a bad day and stumbled upon this video. This video really made me laugh several times. Love all the performances ❤😊 “ the cold wipes unfortunately startle him” lmao😅

@ADDAuntDawnDisorder 10 ай бұрын

BRILLIANT!!! 😂😂😂😂