Diogenes: The man who just didn't give a sh*t
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4 жыл бұрынWelcome to Diogenes. The Ancient Greek Philosopher who didn’t care about what anyone thought of him.
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@venandisicarius32 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes was the top tier shitposter and had a stupid high Wisdom score
@michaelscalia7080 4 жыл бұрын
Literally. He would engage in conversation while taking a shit, staring you right in the eyes while doing it. Then start masturbating just because he wanted to. Never breaking eye contact.
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche4303 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelscalia7080 I once knew a guy like that
@michaelscalia7080 4 жыл бұрын
@@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche4303 Was he a philosopher?
@spetsnatzlegion3366 4 жыл бұрын
This is for the chicken thing isnt it
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche4303 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelscalia7080 by today's standards? Yes.
@walpol3 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine telling alexander the great to get out the way
@danielschafhautle1691 4 жыл бұрын
yeah I mean.... he was in the sunlight
@alexk8083 4 жыл бұрын
And then, upon hearing one of the most powerful men in the world say he wishes he could be you, basically responding with “yeah, me too.”
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
He gives no shit because he desires nothing. Power, wealth means nothing to him It would be impossible to live like him, but his mindset is really admirable
@Danmarinja 4 жыл бұрын
WALPOLE!
@jiiiyyyaann1210 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... it was walpole.
@FaultStrider 4 жыл бұрын
Strange and outspoken homeless men in ancient Greece: pioneers of philosophy. Strange and outspoken homeless men in America today: meth addicts.
@cloudshifter 4 жыл бұрын
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
@user-nz2vk9rq6y 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, if someone wrote divine comedy today he will be made fun if and if Shakespeare was making movies they will call him pretentious and catering to the lowest of he public. I guess if you have done something in the past and people remember you, people would think you were some kind of genius.
@michaelscalia7080 4 жыл бұрын
This man has cracked the code: The secret to pioneering philosophy is just heaping helpings of Meth.
@cloudshifter 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-nz2vk9rq6y In order to become memorable is simply to stand out and do the opposite of what everyone else does, that's exacly what he did.
@user-nz2vk9rq6y 4 жыл бұрын
@@cloudshifter regarding of your quality its seems.
@thegentlemanfish7504 4 жыл бұрын
“Sell me to that man. He looks like he could use a master.” Savage
@fellowtemplar5679 4 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t want to buy a guy who’s so savage.
@d.n5287 4 жыл бұрын
Basically the slavery equivalent "Call me daddy"
@exosproudmamabear558 4 жыл бұрын
@@d.n5287 Which basically what the rich man said.
@evilovesperry 3 жыл бұрын
Id buy him just for his ability to roast everyone
@h2o848 4 жыл бұрын
"historians agree that diogenes died..." as a historian, i can confirm
@Doctor.Trolling 4 жыл бұрын
Nah the aliens took him because of how much of a 7head he was
@c1majesty85 4 жыл бұрын
You sure?
@Doctor.Trolling 4 жыл бұрын
@@c1majesty85 If you're asking me then yes I am sure
@victoriaflanders8739 4 жыл бұрын
One out of one experts *AGREE*
@MapleFried 4 жыл бұрын
@@victoriaflanders8739 Still somehow more credible than nine out of ten dentists...
@R_G_K 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m just looking for an honest man” this man roasted the entirety of Greece by just walking......
@pablogomesoliveira2677 Жыл бұрын
More like the entire humanity ( almost )
@Ribbons0121R121 3 ай бұрын
At some point he even won an argument by walking away in response to a man claiming motion didn’t exist
@theoriginalchefboyardee1740 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes was most likely one of, if not the, first chads
@ketchup4471 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say first, but definitely an omega Chad
@valhalanguardsman2588 4 жыл бұрын
@@ketchup4471 so he was the Chad to end all the Chads in existence?
@ketchup4471 4 жыл бұрын
@@valhalanguardsman2588 He's the Chad Deity. The Chad that inspired decades of more
@erickrasniewski567 4 жыл бұрын
Na the first Chad's were the Trojans
@ketchup4471 4 жыл бұрын
@@erickrasniewski567 Trojans were ballsy tho. Spartans were more at it
@Tophat_Aza 4 жыл бұрын
*throws featherless chicken on ground* THIS, IS A MAN
@EternumTagerMain 4 жыл бұрын
But what is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!
@clevercoins5360 4 жыл бұрын
Dear god
@thewizardoffoz4821 4 жыл бұрын
*raises hand * Yes my student? Yeah uh what the fuck?
@tyzonemusic 4 жыл бұрын
There's more.
@sgt.eclair 4 жыл бұрын
@@tyzonemusic NO!
@fellowtemplar5679 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes made Alexander so insecure, he had to name every second city he conquered Alexandria, to compensate.
@khurelbatbayanbat7913 4 жыл бұрын
A chad meets the progenitor of all chads, and there his will was tested
@hanskalsi1141 Жыл бұрын
Omg I just realised that he used the feminine version because he made those cities his bitches 🤯
@nickgq 4 жыл бұрын
when making fun of people and being a troll was a profession. Edit: Now that I think of it, that's what good comedians do.
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
But comedy is dead these days.... I miss the good old times
@mmrox4320 4 жыл бұрын
Triggered softies ruined comedy
@ChronusDio 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what "professional" movies critics youtubers do?
@evanvincent9356 4 жыл бұрын
역병으사 Saaaaame
@13Kr4zYAzN13 4 жыл бұрын
That is EXACTLY what great comedians do. And no, comedy isn't dead. If you think so, you haven't found the good ones lol
@NJBoden 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes was flexing on scrubs of ancient past.
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
An intellectual chad
@jacktheripper5112 4 жыл бұрын
a man that roasted them all and just walked out of the rooms when they all exploded while he puts on his shades
@slyseal2091 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacktheripper5112 while also looking at the explosion, because TV Tropes is for establishment slaves.
@d.n5287 4 жыл бұрын
He was flexing *and he had no possessions* Truly a master of flexing if I've ever heard of one
@happyjohn354 4 жыл бұрын
If Diogenes was around today i have a feeling he would frequent 4chan...
@nobblkpraetorian5623 4 жыл бұрын
He was teaching people how to buy slaves when he was being sold and he chose his buyer, damn.
@fellowtemplar5679 4 жыл бұрын
The guy was literally like: “If I’m forced to do something, I’ll do it the way I want.”
@P3C0L4 4 жыл бұрын
psychological manipulation over 9000
@Yuki_Ika7 4 жыл бұрын
Not that selling slaves is ok but you know you are valuable when you can give your capters and buyers valuble advice, he must have done something "right"
@pineapplaplatypotamus 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit 😂
@loganb7059 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yuki_Ika7 Also, the interesting bit is, he’s not wrong when he says “humans are more complicated than fish.” If I were in a situation where slavery was just a fact of life, I would prefer things done Diogenes’ way, that the slaves are treated as people with a personality, not just a robotic piece of property. And obviously that line of reasoning leads towards emancipation when taken to its logical conclusion, that humans shouldn’t be property because they aren’t objects.
@Lenny-ue8hk 4 жыл бұрын
"society is like onions. It has layers." - Diogenes, probably
@firejuggler31 4 жыл бұрын
What, you mean it smells bad and makes you cry?
@Lenny-ue8hk 4 жыл бұрын
@@firejuggler31 yes
@skeltor1446 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lenny-ue8hk It also enhances the blood of your enemies, making them more fragrant
@rene.s.s 3 жыл бұрын
You haven't been paying attention. Diogenes be like, this onion has as many layers as it has more than this entire society.
@LazyAndFabulous 3 жыл бұрын
@@rene.s.s I'm not surprised if Diogenes said ''Onions have layers just like life, and it smells shit''.
@DamnClone 4 жыл бұрын
Mate pulled a reverse card on everyone he met
@quiteindeed6809 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes: "Hmm, your fathers spooky bones look no different than the ones of the average commoner." Guy with high status: *Gasp* Bones: *Doot*
@ThatOneGuy-iv9sn 4 жыл бұрын
Spooky spooky scary skeletons
@LeuvahkTrigger 4 жыл бұрын
The secrets in the teeth smh.
@TheR3d3mpti0n 4 жыл бұрын
Send shivers down my spine
@cyberneticcherrybomber5318 4 жыл бұрын
spin the wheel!
@Gr3nadgr3gory 4 жыл бұрын
Doot you say? We having a party?
@twonewface 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this man learning about memes, the possibilities are endless
@ShaunCheah 4 жыл бұрын
If I were a meme, I'd still wish to be Diogenes.
@franceknop1155 4 жыл бұрын
If you would tell me he invented memes, I wouldn't doubt it.
@YourLocalMedic 4 жыл бұрын
@@franceknop1155 well, memes have actually been around since the Greeks
@dino__guy 4 жыл бұрын
@@YourLocalMedic Diogenes wasnt a propegator of memes...he created them
@nathanjora7627 4 жыл бұрын
YourLocalMedic Well, memes were in fact around ever since the first instance of an animal behaving in a way not purely dictated by its genetics and that would later go on to be emulated by others. So... Eh... Probably at least since the first vertebrates, maybe since the first mollusks.
@Kurtizss 4 жыл бұрын
A Philosopher: *Lectures* Diogenes: That was Really good, but did i ask?
@mrmacguff1n 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I can see him holding his breath til he died simply cause some other dude said it was required
@ShaunCheah 4 жыл бұрын
Some Greek: O great philosopher, you deny that man has any needs and yet you still require breath. What say you to this? Diogenes, the original Mad Lad: I'm about to do what's known as a pro gamer move.
@theironartmanufactur1745 4 жыл бұрын
Ironically enough, it's theoretically near impossible to suffocate yourself by just holding your breath due to several of the body's specific defense mechanisms not allowing you to do so.. Meaning it would've taken nothing but sheer will power and determination to hold your breath to the point of literally dying, absolute fucking unit
@anarchyandempires5452 4 жыл бұрын
@@theironartmanufactur1745 actually it's highly accepted by historians that do to his advanced age and poor health He likely had a heart attack or stroke when he held his breath to the point of pacing out.
@justinchalifoux4424 4 жыл бұрын
The Iron Art Manufactur he was conscious until he just fucking croaked. Amazing
@theironartmanufactur1745 4 жыл бұрын
@@anarchyandempires5452 Well, he technically didn't directly commit suicide then, he just helped out a little
@xord5293 4 жыл бұрын
Plato didn’t have enough IQ points to keep up with Diogenes.
@bensmart3520 4 жыл бұрын
Xord they had many more exchanges, and basically yes diogenes is a Chad
@SirDankleberry 4 жыл бұрын
Philosophers: We live in a society. Diogenes: Not me.
@Yoda-ls8hx 3 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
"I am Diogenes, the dog" That alone made him my #1 philosopher
@ChUwU 4 жыл бұрын
ok so you like furries
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChUwU no, degenerates are beneath my taste
@ChUwU 4 жыл бұрын
@@CBRN-115 ok so an interest (that is no different from any other) makes someone worse than someone else 🤔 bitch that level of hypocrisy hurts me.
@YourLocalMedic 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChUwU you yourself presented it as though it was a bad thing lol
@ChUwU 4 жыл бұрын
@@YourLocalMedic yeah i just do that because it's fun
@nolifenever6202 4 жыл бұрын
I came thinking it was the news and I left interested in a person with the BALLS to tell Alexander the Great to get tf out of the way
@tj9959 4 жыл бұрын
If you liked this vid you can learn more from the vids sam o nella made and Pewdiepie made!
@faiz8840 3 жыл бұрын
@@tj9959 pewds made a video on it??
@tj9959 3 жыл бұрын
Faiz yeah he did, just search it up. :)
@faiz8840 3 жыл бұрын
@@tj9959 I watched it, I can't believe some people were celebrating him getting robbed. People are sick
@Pastacrest 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes eats cereal with his hands like a real man. Trick is holding the milk in...
@menitobussolini659 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes eats his cereals with water.
@nkk8621 4 жыл бұрын
Eat cereal Eat milk Eat spoon Buy the cereal you just ate Get bowl
@elgordobondiola 3 жыл бұрын
He pours the milk into his mouth with the cereal
@freezingcathedral 2 жыл бұрын
he just crammed food up his ass and turned it into dookie.
@DarthVader-sp8fe 2 жыл бұрын
@@nkk8621 but he threw away the bowl?
@SumNormy 4 жыл бұрын
Historian 1: He ate an octopus Historian 2: NO you dunce! Do you see those bites? The man was bitten by a dog . Historian 3: I am surrounded by mentally challenged individuals he just held his breath and killed himself!
@schmolischmolenbergen7986 4 жыл бұрын
I liked you comment. Now tell me something about Heavy Metal.
@SumNormy 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmolischmolenbergen7986 Which one? Traditional Heavy Metal? Doom Metal? Thrash Metal? Death Metal? Black Metal? Speed Metal? Power Metal? Folk Metal? Gothic Metal? Symphonic Metal? Prog-Metal? Industrial Metal? Groove Metal? Alt-Metal? Old wave Nu-Metal? New wave Nu-Metal? Christian Metal? Slam Metal? Drone Metal? Gore Metal? Glam Metal? Kawaii Metal? Or perhaps you want Death core? Metalcore? Grind core? Death Grind? Darkened Black Metal? Gore Grind? PornoGrind? *S T A T I C M E T A L*
@schmolischmolenbergen7986 4 жыл бұрын
@@SumNormy Thrash Metal. Also tell me that there is no such thing as Kawaii Metal pls.
@SumNormy 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmolischmolenbergen7986 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ja97pMp2majbcY0.html I'd be lying if I said there was no such thing.
@papaoso8340 3 жыл бұрын
@@SumNormy Is Doom ost considered "Doom metal"?
@flo-4207 4 жыл бұрын
You are standing in my light. - still one of the most badass quotes in history
@Scarletraven87 4 жыл бұрын
Archimedes: "Do not disturb my circles" at one of the soldiers that were storming the city.
@p-y8210 4 жыл бұрын
@@Scarletraven87 bruh to a soldier imagine telling the world's most powerful man at that time to get out of your sunlight Alexander had people publicly executed for less.
@theodoric7335 4 жыл бұрын
@@p-y8210 any accounts of him publicly executing someone for less? haven't heard about Alexander publicly executing people so I would like to know
@Scarletraven87 4 жыл бұрын
@@p-y8210 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fNZ8aamo2pbbm6s.html There are no great men when a city is beeing stormed. Only armed and defenseless.
@p-y8210 4 жыл бұрын
@@theodoric7335 here ya go en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:People_executed_by_Alexander_the_Great
@gododoof 4 жыл бұрын
Literally every western leader in history: I wish I could be like Alexander the Great. Alexander: I wish I could be like this hobo philosopher.
@rite.3839 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes: the first sovereign citizen
@erickrasniewski567 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm traveling"
@rite.3839 4 жыл бұрын
ERIC Krasniewski “I’m a sovereign citizen of this world, not of any country”
@erickrasniewski567 4 жыл бұрын
@@rite.3839" I am not a peace paper but an individual"
@Hostefar 4 жыл бұрын
“I have all the benefits and privileges of being an American citizen but I do not have to follow your laws”
@JanbluTheDerg 3 жыл бұрын
The ONLY sovereign citizen
@Hoi4o 4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't a homeless man who became a philosopher, he was a philosopher who intentionally became a homeless man :D
@thomaslempriere8632 4 жыл бұрын
No one: sir swag: You know, I’m something of a historian myself
@danielmorales3148 4 жыл бұрын
I read this with his electronic voice
@festethephule7553 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielmorales3148 As you damn well should.
@thomaslempriere8632 4 жыл бұрын
ITz_Swich I know I was just too lazy to hit return
@joshjohnson3347 4 жыл бұрын
Oooo Spiderman memes too huh? I surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
@Zepdos 4 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD; A MAN!
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
'Human, refuted'
@xXSpaceMexicanXx 4 жыл бұрын
Based.
@zegreatpumpkinani9161 4 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS
@cloudshifter 4 жыл бұрын
@@zegreatpumpkinani9161 but enough of that HAVE TA YOU!
@YourLocalMedic 4 жыл бұрын
@@CBRN-115 3199
@sphinxxxxxxxxxxxxx 3 жыл бұрын
"I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?" -Diogenes
@GrammarPaladin 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time a random bloke was so pissed at the papacy for not being able to elect a new pope, yelled at the cardinals, immediately got promoted to Pope, and said "Fuck this, I never wanted this, I wanted one of YOU" then bailed from the Catholic Church.
@spacewargamer4181 4 жыл бұрын
Loool
@joshjohnson3347 4 жыл бұрын
What bloke was this?
@areswalker5647 3 жыл бұрын
You can't leave us with no names to further research this fact 😂
@cpp3221 3 жыл бұрын
WE NEED TO KNOW
@user-cy8fp1mo8x 4 жыл бұрын
5:57 "The statue erected shortly after his death in 2006" haha, well played Sir Swag well played
@totallynotmozziesaccount8506 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes is the OG madlad
@nkk8621 4 жыл бұрын
Ahem
@totallynotmozziesaccount8506 4 жыл бұрын
@@nkk8621Oh No, Nøkk found me!
@totallynotmozziesaccount8506 4 жыл бұрын
@@nkk8621 Don't make me call Harry!
@nkk8621 4 жыл бұрын
@@totallynotmozziesaccount8506 hehehehe
@nkk8621 4 жыл бұрын
@@totallynotmozziesaccount8506 don't make me steal ash's acog
@Neon_Swing 4 жыл бұрын
“Shortly after his death in 2006”
@Mrkabrat 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget about that time he made a kid who was throwing stones at him cry by saying: "Be careful! You may be hitting your own father"
@BAD_HOBO 4 жыл бұрын
Top IRL Flexers: Diogenes Ching Shih Julius Caesar Jack Churchill Alexander The Great
@muhammadzulkarnain7004 4 жыл бұрын
and mansa musa
@khurelbatbayanbat7913 4 жыл бұрын
muhammad zulkarnain when u crash the local economy just by arriving
@govindraghavan9493 4 жыл бұрын
Little known but huge chad : Malik Amber
@freezingcathedral 2 жыл бұрын
jesus is best flex. "go ahead and kill me. your own scriptures say i'll be back in three days. so go ahead. prove me right."
@KKdessu 4 жыл бұрын
First Felix, now Zwag too. We're getting enlightened.
@cedomirgligoric1247 4 жыл бұрын
Philosophy teachers should play this video in their class when going over Diogenes
@deKahedron 4 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that this man lived in an age before Twitter. Although I guess he wouldn't own a phone, and so it wouldn't be any different.
@blurryperson2685 4 жыл бұрын
"Diogenes was captured by pirates" Excuse me what now
@JD-HD 4 жыл бұрын
Shit was wild in the ancient Mediterranean
@Gr3nadgr3gory 4 жыл бұрын
Pirates are lucky they didnt pick up Dionysus.
@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 4 жыл бұрын
Why did this comment get any likes
@causticmain7477 3 жыл бұрын
@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer cus the dislike button doesn’t work on comments
@henrypaul3983 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having nothing and giving a child his bowl
@FedoraFlickNick 4 жыл бұрын
Henry Paul he didn’t give the child his bowl, he just threw it away after seeing the kid drink from his hands cause he realized he didn’t need it
@jamessullivan317 3 жыл бұрын
All while saying "Well shit, ain't I a selfish fool of a bastard!"
@ShaunCheah 4 жыл бұрын
Some Greek: O great philosopher, you deny that man has any needs while you yet still require breath. What say you to this? Diogenes, the original Mad Lad:
@millerrepin4452 4 жыл бұрын
We need a diogenes today
@erickrasniewski567 4 жыл бұрын
No we need a aurelian and diogenes
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
I would take lessons from him
@cornemou 4 жыл бұрын
@@erickrasniewski567 we need socrates and Marcus aurelius
@erickrasniewski567 4 жыл бұрын
@@cornemou these are actually better if we are referring to philosophy
@camrenstevens317 4 жыл бұрын
Watch Dave Chappell
@the_tube2 4 жыл бұрын
Just think youre in a class then suddenly a homeless man breaks in whose known for nutting in a street and with him he has a feather less chicken and say its a man.
@rene.s.s 3 жыл бұрын
Not only that but said homeless nutter is so on point that everyone gets the reference and does the "o shit son" group reaction.
@justinlim7074 4 жыл бұрын
Today, I have finally learned who is the great teacher, from which sir swag travelled back in time to learn the art of bullshit which he uses in r6.
@Santisima_Trinidad 4 жыл бұрын
Time traveled? You must be mistaken, it is known that Sir Swag transcended mortality when he suggested to the Egyptians that the best way to bury their dead was to build gigantic triangles in the middle of the desert.
@pekka5832 4 жыл бұрын
In the outro ”hold on, i recognise that voice” *scrolls down to description* ”knew that was audra and f211”
@storyspren 4 жыл бұрын
Sir Swag's outros are how I found them :D
@ShaunCheah 4 жыл бұрын
I don't believe I clicked the link to find them but I do believe the algorithm started recommending them after enough Sir Swag because of people like you who forged a correlation in the software. So thanks for that; they're really fantastic. Their Teenage Dirtbag cover is still probably my favourite from their oeuvre.
@dino__guy 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShaunCheah im just glad Teenage Dirtbag is atleast getting rep'ed in one of these videos!
@Gamerguy826 3 жыл бұрын
Diogenes died because his body couldn't contain that magnitude of sheer sass.
@katleho366gmail 4 жыл бұрын
I have been taking quite a keen interest in Philosophy! This would be a great genre for the channel
@BrutalSnuggles 4 жыл бұрын
Check out the Sam O'Nella video about same dude, then if you haven't already, go binge long and prosper
@jaif7327 4 жыл бұрын
stfu
@BrutalSnuggles 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaif7327 you're so cool 😎
@BrutalSnuggles 4 жыл бұрын
@Colin Slivinski I sorta think any video about Diogenes is gonna share a lot of similarities, tbh
@heyyyy8918 3 жыл бұрын
“If I were not Diogenes, I would still wish to be Diogenes” is hilarious
@lenerlink 4 жыл бұрын
"Sell me to that man...he could do with a master" LFAO at that statement
@bartandaelus359 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, I find it astounding that you not once in this video mentioned that he was a stoic, or the philosophy of stoicism. Diogenes was a key player in the rise of stoicism and an important figure to consider in this movement that still exists today. I personally have found the core of stoicism and understanding it personally helpful, even life saving, after losing virtually my entire family.
@deathmire11 4 жыл бұрын
His name is DIO + genes. Which makes him perfect automatically.
@loafofbread3418 4 жыл бұрын
So he's gay
@ingenuity23 4 жыл бұрын
Plus there were no joestars at the time either
@castizocatala6817 4 жыл бұрын
@@ingenuity23 Wow, I didn't know that Dio is a Joestar.
@Lancer_ 4 жыл бұрын
everyone: no! no more jojo jokes! deathmire11: haha DIO in his name
@Yuki_Ika7 4 жыл бұрын
@@castizocatala6817 he is an adoptive jostar
@-envy-7873 3 жыл бұрын
He said you will not find wood strong enough :me ok I’ll just grab a rock
@mIler273 4 жыл бұрын
so Diogenes is essentially the founding father of memes and shitposting i am truly honored to be a part of such a long and honored tradition!
@panqueque445 4 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of Diogenes breaking his rule of owning only what is necessary just to have a mirror and be a dick to everyone.
@mr.gameandtime8432 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, It's probably a broken mirror that he found and just used it for stuff.
@rageagaintstheNWO 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't a literal mirror guys....it's an expression.
@noskalborg723 4 жыл бұрын
This was great, i needed that. If Diogenes was master of not caring. Then consider me master of caring too much.
@Aego384 4 жыл бұрын
I learn more about history with a text to speech voice than in school.
@OmegaIdiot 4 жыл бұрын
You got even more respect from me then diogenes had eaten onions, when you used ft11 teanage dirtbag cover
@tristankeech4070 3 жыл бұрын
Diogenes at 89. “Right imma head out” proceeds to hold breath until dead.
@isthisoneunavailable 4 жыл бұрын
This man is my hero. I fought for months to quote him in my yearbook. They fought. I won.
@alekjeg5100 4 жыл бұрын
This is a great addition to your collection of great videos ;)
@cheezandtoast 4 жыл бұрын
This is solid learning material. Legit drunk stoned or whatever. The ms sam voice helps pull points into a easily digestible account. Plus you do a solid in explaining it in a meme like way helping to create entertainment for those who enjoy history without trying to be a history major! Solid 10/10 liked and subbed
@spectrum838 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes was the first shitposter
@stevenpauljobs1033 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander: can i do anything for you? This guy: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move!!
@generalgrievous6689 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch a new video I'm reminded of how funny and educational this channel is.
@Anonymouschild138 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this Quality content. I've contemplating on joining the patreon, but this video definitely help make my decision. Looking forward to more Quality content
@novikovPrinciple 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Ever-escalating Episodes of Ancient W O K E
@MojiMikato 4 жыл бұрын
Nope. He wasnt some quasai half arsed broke indoctrinator. He was the OG madlad and god tier shitposter. He was one of us. He was founder father of 4chan of today.
@Jak239JC 4 жыл бұрын
Best Ancient Woke
@andreagodoshiana8953 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually really inspiring...he made it to old age!!
@stickursor8657 4 жыл бұрын
I like how you're doing history vids too, it's cool and an excellent addition to your craft.
@DavidJohnson-mo7fq 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes was life changing for me when I was a young student of philosophy. These days I trend somewhere between stoicism and skepticism, but he always makes me smile.
@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 3 жыл бұрын
My man roasted everyone he met so bad that the population of Greece decreased by half during his lifetime.
@sirfailalotful 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes: the classic gangsta of antiquity.
@AndrewPalafox1 4 жыл бұрын
5:56 you telling me this man was walking among us up until his timely death in 2006?
@Timo-tm6rj 4 жыл бұрын
I love your outros. Also thanks for spreading knowledge and education. This world needs it.
@MrAustinhb 4 жыл бұрын
5:55 Wish I could've met him back in 2005 :(
@clamsandwich6373 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is reverse prehistoric “improvise adapt and overcome” When he saw that one kid drink with grime ridden adolescent hands.
@abhilashnarayana 4 жыл бұрын
This was an unexpected but not an unwelcome surprise. Solid content as usual.
@TheRyu981 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE PHILOSOPHY VIDEOS PLEASE SIR SWAG!!
@danielgibson490 4 жыл бұрын
This guy who lived thousands if years ago lived in squalid conditions and was incredibly synical. Truely a millennial icon.
@Nintenerdo 4 жыл бұрын
This may new is going to be around 40 minutes long see how crazy it is
@erikrobinson2547 4 жыл бұрын
"The god father of just not giving a fuck" Probably the single best way one could ever be remembered.
@I_Wonder_. 4 жыл бұрын
This guy man whatever he uploads is always quality content keep it up
@king-lb1qb 4 жыл бұрын
when he met alexander the great he didnt tell him to move out of his sunlight if you translate the exact words he said it would be something like ‘un-darken me’ he was looking for enlightenment not sunlight
@Dim2134 4 жыл бұрын
If you think about it he made a pun.
@Robertward111 4 жыл бұрын
I can't find the proper word's so I'll just say this. I wish I could have shared wine with Diogenes.
@Bloodworia 4 жыл бұрын
Nice idea dude. Might as well continue the videos about crazy people doing crazy stuff. Like the guy who fought with bow and arrow in WW2. Maybe a bit more unknown people ?
@aidanbarrett5003 4 жыл бұрын
Keep these videos coming Sir
@ddssgaming8987 4 жыл бұрын
The KZfaqr Sam'Onella made a hilarious video about this man! You guys should watch it.
@jaif7327 4 жыл бұрын
stfu
@ncrranger2526 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh Bruh you stfu
@Sans-Table 4 жыл бұрын
Shortly after his death in 2006? Bruh that's like 2000 years.
@darkgiratinatm 4 жыл бұрын
Loved this video. Keep it up!
@lalynch 4 жыл бұрын
That out of the blue First to Eleven cover in the outro
@purromemes7395 2 жыл бұрын
“Fuck this” _stops breathing_
@poyo4205 4 жыл бұрын
sam O'nella covered this well too, reminded me of your mindset
@jaif7327 4 жыл бұрын
stfu
@poyo4205 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh Bruh ok there buddy?
@travisholcombe1204 4 жыл бұрын
I just started looking into this man recently. Perfect timing.
@liam6230 4 жыл бұрын
Omg this is the best ass video on KZfaq right now 😂. Please do more historical figures there are so many interesting personalities in ancient Greece for example.
@ossifyn3221 4 жыл бұрын
5:56 hol up
@vitriolicAmaranth 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe I missed it but I don't think you mentioned his public masturbation, for which he offered the explanation, "If only I could cure my hunger simply by rubbing my belly."
@MyouKyuubi 4 жыл бұрын
Diogenes is my kinda person, lmao. A man who became a monk by giving up material possession, and living up to around 89 years old, a truly impressive age considering the times. Pretty sure he just died of old age, what a fucking legend!
@dimitrisdaskalakis3065 2 жыл бұрын
i really like the fact that james2cool from persona abridged videos talks about the history of my country love you man you re awesome