Witness the rise of King Kong as we finally take a look at the worst game of 2023! Until the next one... And the one after that...
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@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I have recently been informed that if you can get the patch to install, it fixes the map to show your location and adds in those executions I mentioned. It also fixes the infamous palceholder cutscene so that it's actually cropped correctly. ... but it also heavily glitches and hampers your attacks, disables the weapons after a certain point, and puts a T-Pose dino in the Deathrunner Council cutscene. So two steps forward, two steps back.
@hawkwilliams65336 ай бұрын
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@hawkwilliams65336 ай бұрын
Please do it watch food fight see if your mind can survive this Abomination movie
@viscountrainbows28576 ай бұрын
Game Mill really wants to be the next Gilson B. Pontes or Digital Homicide, I swear. Also the scale of Kong makes him just look like a slightly larger than average gorilla, not a hulking kaiju that can literally qualify as a skyscraper. Unless his island is just that damn bastarding HUGE he is in perspective, average. And if they wanna justify this as an "origin story", well that's still stupid too because nobody asked for it.
@Beepers5596 ай бұрын
18:39 I’m so glad you included that cutscene, and to add to it, not only is it basically a jpeg, it’s literally not even properly sized so you can see the terrain behind it
@VortexGaming11946 ай бұрын
King Kong? More like Curious George! You wonder around curiously trying to find where to go! 😂
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
Or King George. LoL, reminds me of Rampage too.
@JcgLounge6 ай бұрын
King Kong(And Godzilla for that matter)deserves a great next gen video game in this day and age. This, unfortunately is not it. I think the worst part about this game is not the graphics, or gameplay. It’s the wasted potential by giving it to a studio like this. It’s that if you were to take this idea on paper, Kong’s origin story, him fighting dinosaurs like he should be, and take it to a developer who could actually deliver on the premise and make an at best decent, mostly enjoyable game, both fans and non-fans of King Kong alike would’ve been satisfied. Unfortunately, Gamemill just said, “Hey, you folks. Make a Kong game. Don’t care how you do it. Just make one and get it out just in time for the new Godzilla X Kong film which won’t be arriving in theaters until Spring 2024. Chop chop. We don’t need it play tested or looked over to see if it’s in working condition. We just need it out to the masses at this specific point.”
@Nintendofan5706 ай бұрын
I cant wait for the next worst game of 2024
@mariofan04536 ай бұрын
Me too 😅
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
Oh god… I shudder to imagine what that would be.
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
Seems like Suicide squad might be that.
@dustinj9186 ай бұрын
So, that placeholder image of Gaw that shows up during the cutscene when you beat the three dinosaurs? According to Tvtropes, that's actually supposed to be Kong flashing back to Gaw killing his parents, triggered by the roar of the alpha. It's just so badly placed in that everyone thought it was a placeholder image GameMill forgot about.
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I thought that might be what they were going for, but there are two problems: 1) Gaw and the Alpha look so much alike that you can't tell who it's supposed to be, 2) and I nearly stopped to record a mini rant on this: that flashback image looks like someone holding up a photograph over a background. It's a cropped image floating over a completelu different background. They still screwed it up!
@dustinj9186 ай бұрын
I haven't played the game myself (thank god), so I'm only going by what Tvtropes says. Still, they completely screwed up. Maybe if the flashback was in motion and actually showed Gaw killing Kong's parents, it'd be clearer. As it stands, it sucks.
@Beepers5596 ай бұрын
What makes it better is that it’s so badly placed you can see the skybox and even some terrain behind it, I haven’t seen that mistake outside of those poorly made Roblox games
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
Yeah that says something!
@rcLdrcH6 ай бұрын
Another great video man, I'm a relatively a newer followers but can't get enough of binging your videos
@viscountrainbows28576 ай бұрын
This guy puts me to sleep. In a good way. I literally just run his playlist on shuffle when I need a little jog to dreamland. Also I recommend Ross's Game Dungeon, Civvie11 and GrimBeard if you like Jadow. Kudos, fellow nerd.
@V3r0nicle6 ай бұрын
Oh yes, a game where you play as a big monke fighting other beasts, what could possibly go wrong
@DinoDave1506 ай бұрын
EVERYTHING!
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
Like everything these days it seems, seriously. With the Day Before scandals happening last month to other shit that happened.
@TheReaperofHades6 ай бұрын
21:45 I was hoping for a montage and you didn’t disappoint xD
@dexoverse46226 ай бұрын
Man they really gotta start handing out worst games of the year awards
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
Yeah, the games industry needs its own answer to the Razzies
@MrBrandonStar6 ай бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1it’s like the producers got random developers together and said “ make a King Kong game oh and here’s a bunch of money ; alright goodbye “
@manzanito36526 ай бұрын
I think the reason there isn't a razzie equivalent for games is because most bad games are bad for being very undercooked like the kong game. We need more games that suck for stupid and nonsensical design decisions instead of rushed develoments, like Knack, Balan or the quiet man.
@MegamanXfan21xx6 ай бұрын
@@MrBrandonStar More like "Make a King Kong game. Here's a modest amount of money, and you have less than a year to do it. Bye!"
@MrBrandonStar6 ай бұрын
@@MegamanXfan21xx facts
@kingofmonsters143 ай бұрын
i both fear and anticipated your reaction to Gollum
@GrayFieldIon6 ай бұрын
Did I see Walking Dead Destinies in there? OH GOD! XD
@Beepers5596 ай бұрын
I swear I feel like no one talks about how kong runs like a human
@RoryRay-pt8ou24 күн бұрын
Skull Island Rise of Kong? No. more like Gorilla Simulator
@ETG7156 ай бұрын
Oh you got the Quarry sweet I love supermassive games they make the best games since until dawn and the quarry is a great one I played that game alot and some of my favorites in that game are definitely Travis Bobby Jedidiah and Abigail and Also another thing is that the games song selection is really wierd there's 2 different versions there's a version that plays copyrighted music while the other has one that allows you to stream and personally I like the streaming version of the games sound track better then the one with copyright music the beginning song for the game plays Ariana Grande's moonlight song which doesn't really fit the games themes while the streaming version plays a much more better song called Thorn in my side and the creaters supermassive games made a series thats based off of what the quarry is called the dark pictures anthology series is definitely something to look into man of medan is regarded as a masterpiece after until dawn little hope is the weakest entry in the series because of the plot twist at the end that might remind you of a different game if you see it house of ashes is a interesting one and has a good cast with a interesting villain and my favorite out of all of the dark pictures anthology games the devil in me is glorious all the way through and it's villain is very crazy
@jacobxiaolong91046 ай бұрын
One day, we’ll get to a Forspoken review.
@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate6 ай бұрын
If the system itself refuses to accept its own patches to fix a game, that's a huge problemo. That's like fueling my car with unleaded and it refuses to go because it wanted me to give it regular.
@TheRoxBox996 ай бұрын
I had a classmate in high school do that. It ended up totaling his car to the point he had to get an all new one. He became known as the Diesel Kid for a year and a half The difference there is that was a joke everyone was laughing with, not at. This is a joke everyone is laughing at
@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate6 ай бұрын
@legofan7499 I'm laughing at it as well. My comment was totally meant to be sarcastic, but can still realistically be a problem the more times you have to keep fixing something, or at least try to.
@jb406914 ай бұрын
3:09 Say "YEET" when Kong starts his super-jump.
@ladyaceina6 ай бұрын
you should review the other 2 disasters from game mil last year the walking dead game and the avatar the last airbender game
@ddjsoyenby6 ай бұрын
yes that'd be great!
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
The Walking Dead Destinies is prime on my list (only question is whether to do Survival Instinct before or after it) But odds for the Avatar game are less good, since I know nothing about that series. 'Course, I know nothing about The Walking Dead either...
@ladyaceina6 ай бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 could always watch the show before you review it but even if you dont watch it you can still review the game
@ETG7156 ай бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1The walking dead destines game takes place in between seasons 1 trouth 4 of the show and that's all I know for that game
@matthewbraith04116 ай бұрын
I did a 30 plats in 30 days challenge recently and this game was the 30th plat and it was awful.
@ladyaceina6 ай бұрын
game mill is the modern day LJN
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
I was going to say yes until I realized that may be a little too harsh even for LJN. At least they had some interesting ideas for some of their titles. The term "ahead of their time" may come to mind, but at least for that time, some mechanics were unique. Even in Friday the 13th, at least you don't often get stuck because of glitches! It doesn't help GameMill's case that LJN didn't have the ability to patch out whatever technical issues they had, while GameMill games, even when they are patched are this crappy.
@chayimweinstock4436 ай бұрын
If people want to make a good kaiju video game just make a dynasty warriors-style game with the kaijus mowing down tons of beasts and/or robots.
@Shades146 ай бұрын
Hell yeah!
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
That would be awesome! Fighting entire hordes of beasts going through open fields to defend cities.
@AmishParadise276 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: play the 2005 King Kong movie video game. It's way better.
@ClubRebelScum6 ай бұрын
I'm glad they released this game, it's put your channel into my recommended and now my subscribed
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
Thank you! Glad to have you onboard!
@magnatcleo20436 ай бұрын
I have to wonder if the council bosses bugging out is related to one video I saw of the games bosses, where the player ran up to King Dengiz and it just completely stopped doing anything. I thought that was just the devs being too lazy or rushed to program some melee attacks for him, but maybe it's just a glitch that randomly causes the bosses to lose their brains.
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
I’m feeling a mix of the rushed time and a glitch. Leaning mostly on glitch.
@tylern64206 ай бұрын
Also Gollum is actually called ToM according to the unreal crash dialog and possibly discord
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
I personally could have mistaken Gollum for a Game Mill game given how similarly awful it is.
@captainamedeus70476 ай бұрын
Oh man I can’t wait for Walking Dead: Destinies to be torn apart by you
@doctorcragmire72994 ай бұрын
Think you might review Golden Axe Beast Rider sometime? It's on Xbox 360
@cplegogame256 ай бұрын
i just finished this game on PS5 and i was able to download the patch. Only improvements i can see after this review is that you now can see where you are on the map and you can quick access the map and the skill tree from the d-pad (you'll probably still get lost cuz the game is so samey). The execution you can do to enemies is now shown above their heads and they can heal you. You also don't get stuck in walls as much (but it still happens because game sucks). That cutscene after the Council Dino boss was patched so the crappy jpeg actually fills the screen but the cutscene before had one of the dinos t-pose. There is one glitch that happened to me constantly where Kong's attacks would just stop working so i had to reload every 20 minutes and using the trees as melee weapons wouldn't work after the third boss and everytime i would attack i would get locked in place until i dropped the weapon. So the game is slightly less shit but still the most dull and repetitive game i've ever played. Gollum is better than this. GameMill is becoming the next LJN
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
Impressive. So they fixed the map and added the executions... but bugged the combat even worse. Thanks for the heads-up! And you could always use the D-Pad to pull up the map, skill tree, or collectibles.
@ThrdD3gree4 ай бұрын
So fucking funny holy shit. Love your videos
@aaronbig16 ай бұрын
The sad thing is that Peter Jackson's King Kong game. It was better than this. Peter Jackson's King Kong had better gameplay and looked better. That over 20 years
@KentaroMiyamoto216 ай бұрын
I'm with you on Kong's embarrassing size in this game. Honestly, the Eikon battles in Final Fantasy XVI were better as kaiju simulators.
@ALIEN-DUDE6 ай бұрын
War of the monsters and rampage make you feel like kaijus, those games came out decades ago 😆😆😆 embarrassing.
@jb406916 ай бұрын
I recently saw your Transmetals review, so say it with me: "Well, that's just prime." How many times did you say that while playing this game?
@danielsadapita68406 ай бұрын
I just feel the urge to get in the engine and lower the ambient oclussion. You can see the edges of the polygons that are the floor creating shadows, it just looks so off.
@MrBrandonStar6 ай бұрын
Producers: make a kong game in like idk 7 months also here’s a bunch of money just cobble together something with King Kong in it and release it
@zpbstudios95516 ай бұрын
Hey, Jadow, can you think of reviewing Minority Report Everybody Runs soon? I'd love to hear your thoughts on the screwy physics and the fact John Anderton in game looks NOTHING like Tom Cruise. It's not a game I requested out the blue; you alluded to it in you MI Operation Surma review. Plus, it was developed by Treyarch, who did the AWESOME Spider-Man 2 game.
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I'd definitely like to do Minority Report, especially since I'm very familiar with both the short story and the movie. I just keep finding higher priorities
@zpbstudios95516 ай бұрын
But you'll review it eventually, right?
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
@@zpbstudios9551 I think so, yes
@JoeCool78356 ай бұрын
😮😮 This makes Gilson's crap look amazing!!! (Though Digital Homicide is still below it, preserving some order in the universe.)
@Rogu756 ай бұрын
Huh. I wonder which one of The Game Mill Trinity is worse. This, TWD Destinies or Gollum ? Find out in the next episode I guess.
@DinoDave1506 ай бұрын
The Kong family names their members like George Foreman names his sons. Also, sweet Christmas! How do blatantly unfinished games like this still come out in 2023?! If you want to play a good Kong game, just check out Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie. Yes. That's its official name.
@jb406915 ай бұрын
Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie: The Official Name of the Official Game of the Movie.
@devonwilliams57386 ай бұрын
I could have sworn you already reviewed your next review subject. Maybe I'm thinking of Rerez.
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
Rerez has done Left Alive. It's the only Just Bad Games episode that I haven't watched yet, because I don't want to pick up points from them first and Left Alive has been waiting on my shelf for a very long time.
@devonwilliams57386 ай бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 Good idea. It's very thankful that that game didn't kill the Front Mission series outright, even if the remakes aren't exactly spectacular.
@lockout57316 ай бұрын
Kong more like rise of dong skull island
@MikkoSimila6 ай бұрын
King Kong is kind of small in this game. 😮 I always thought that Kong is 10 times bigger than trees. 😂
@erainmartinez81756 ай бұрын
Please review Bubsy games Woolies Strike back & paws on fire
@thientuongnguyen25646 ай бұрын
The only thing missing from this game is "ride wife". Woulda made life much better.
@ShogunGin06 ай бұрын
I remember being disappointed about this one since I like Kaiju movies, and I like the Legendary series so far, and licensed games like this have generally fallen by the wayside (for good reason, granted). But still, a game playing as Kong on Skull Island beating up other monsters was a pretty easy sell to me. Too bad it had to be Game Mill.
@wallygator925 ай бұрын
I would rather play the 2005 Peter Jackson King Kong game.
@claytonrios16 ай бұрын
It's hard to choose which one is the true worst game of 2023 but to me it's between this and Gollum.
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
So the navigation system gets you stuck in a maze of inconsistency? Where have I heard that bef-Agony. The game has an Agony style navigation system.
@elin1116 ай бұрын
King Kong will always get his ass kicked by Godzilla
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
He won in the original Toho movie. Because Godzilla was still a villain at the time... and they gave Kong bizarre lightning powers.
@elin1116 ай бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 Sounds a lot like giving Spiderman a Megazord because Japan
@ALIEN-DUDE6 ай бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 Apparently Kong was originally going to be the monster (Frankenstein's one) but changed it to Kong which is why he randomly gets electric powers, also I swear I heard that there's a Japanese version where Godzilla wins but that might've been a dream.
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
@@ALIEN-DUDE Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews brought that up too. It's long been a huge rumor that Godzilla wins in the Japanese release, but that's not true. Kong wins in both.
@ALIEN-DUDE6 ай бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1thank you for confirming that, I heard that story on monster madness years ago.
@KGramgram6 ай бұрын
Trust me Jadow, Left Alive is a blast! It's the game that made my friend who is the fan of the original franchise (Front Mission) have a mild breakdown over how bad it is, it made the both of us laugh in hysteria over how schizophrenic the story of the game is and it made me ruin my vocal chords for a week from screaming because while I was experiencing plain bullshit from the game, that friend was reading to me positive reviews of the game and people were calling it a "hidden gem". After finishing the game I felt like Punished "Venom" Snake from Metal Gear Solid 5.
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
Say what you will about Metal Gear Solid 5; the story is objectively ridiculous for sure, but at least the gameplay knows it's a stealth game!
@Shades146 ай бұрын
No hand holding map or objective marker? That makes this the best game ever made! /s
@cocheeseknox74406 ай бұрын
Speaking of GameMill, could you do a review of Cartoon Network Battle Crashers?
@SteveMacSticky6 ай бұрын
This should be a Gilson B. Pontes game
@Vulpes_Ailurus6 ай бұрын
When I think of a King Kong game, I think of a combination of Donkey Kong 64 and the 2003 Hulk game! How hard is it to make a game where you punch rocks and break shit?
@davecrippen7996 ай бұрын
The whole game is a monkeybutt 😊
@davecrippen7996 ай бұрын
Also I see the new walking Dead game on there it also sucks
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
19:00 Hilariously, it looks like a photograph of a dinosaur is just plastered on your screen. Well, if there's one nice thing I can say about this game, it's that at least it knows that dinosaurs had feathers... but I have a feeling this game is still an asset flip.
@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate6 ай бұрын
I honestly can't take this game seriously, lol.
@lordbeerus93876 ай бұрын
Hey jadow quick question are you into any of the souls Bourne games or similar ones as code vein or the most recent lies of P? if not that’s ok not everyone likes the same game style
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
The only Soulsborne-type game that I've played is Jedi Fallen Order, and I quit playing it over personal stuff I had going on but at the time I thought it was... fine. Not some big revolutionary new genre that I gave any crap about.
@lordbeerus93876 ай бұрын
so you are sort of into them or do you not like the difficulty of them such as sekiro?
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
@@lordbeerus9387 I do remember finding bosses and certain particular enemies to be enraging, but I don't recall otherwise.
@lordbeerus93876 ай бұрын
so your into them sort of or not really? if not that’s totally alright
@jacks.cosplay6 ай бұрын
1 of the 5 kings of shit from 2023 has graced jadow with its presence, i wonder if the other kings will show up one day. walking dead destinies, the day before, avatar quest for balance, and i think golum has already visited jadow
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
The day before can't be bought anymore so likely not gonna happen outside of mentioning it. All the others are still available, so likely will see them down the pipeline.
@jb406916 ай бұрын
Can't. Stop. Watching.
@brandonnetwork6 ай бұрын
Congratulations on having a PS5. I desperately need to save money to get 1.
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
I just mentioned 2023's Trifecta of Trash from GameMill too!
@enthusiasticgmgaming41656 ай бұрын
Great review as always Jadow. Yeah aside from Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 1 and 2 and the Nickelodeon Kart Racers Trilogy. GameMill is trash lol. Yeah sorry.... i deserve to be kicked in the shins now 😞
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
I don't even care to play those games because GameMill is too scummy, and I got quite a few more games to play anyhow.
@triplestar1006 ай бұрын
Jadow, mah boi... you might need to take a few days off after this one! I've not seen you this pissed off since your episode #100!
@moodieboymusic43766 ай бұрын
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan…. Just watch Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal instead. Far better use of time.
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
Yeah!!
@moodieboymusic43766 ай бұрын
@@shcdemolisher or play Peter Jackson’s King Kong on PS2.
@tylera25686 ай бұрын
Will you do a review of Gotham Knights or the Suicide Squad game?
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I'm planning to get Suicide Squad at launch (although my personal schedule around its launch is looking crowded) and Gotham Knights I'm almost certain I can get from the library
@ladyaceina6 ай бұрын
what is this game that is a request from a friend?
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
Left Alive. That's why I said it had been Left Alive for too long. I'm clever like that. The Discord Mod who made the Jigsaw Exploding animation for Saw 2 is a big fan of Front Mission and would like to see an evisceration of the series' botching in the West.
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
Ohhhhh no! Left Alive is next?? Oh god, I hate that game mainly cause I love stealth games which it pretends to be. "Caution: The Enemy Is Approaching" indeed...
@UnrealNeoBat6 ай бұрын
So which is worse? This game or Godzilla ps4?
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
Godzilla since that one forces you to replay and was never a game in the first place. This one? No replay value period and it's a one and done expereince that you won't play ever again. I mean the same is also said for Godzilla ps4 unless you don't mind the slow combat and expereince.
@kez9636 ай бұрын
Stop! Stop! He's Already Dead! xP
@zacharyroth30286 ай бұрын
Hey Jadow if you want to play a good movie license game try robocop rogue city, I would like to see a video on that game especially because it was made by the same people who made Rambo the video game
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I've been meaning to try that. It comes highly recommended from friends
@zacharyroth30286 ай бұрын
Rightfully so it seems Teyon listened to criticism and got better
@DinoDave1506 ай бұрын
@@zacharyroth3028 They actually started their redemption with Terminator: Resistance, another game that, while not groundbreaking, was a solid, fun time with plenty to enjoy for gamers and Terminator fans. In fact, I would say it's the Terminator 3 we deserved.
@ETG7156 ай бұрын
How is the RoboCop license game good it is a first person shooter when it should of been 3th person that game just reminds me of the god awful Terminator license game that allows the Terminator to do the most weirdest S3X cutscenes ever and there's no way that the people who made the Rambo video game learned there mistakes with the RoboCop license game
@ladyaceina6 ай бұрын
at 13:16 kong is a ape not a monkey :P
@MatthewCenance6 ай бұрын
Wait, when did he get a PlayStation 5?
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
In October to play Marvel's Spider-Man 2.
@FubukiTheIcyKing6 ай бұрын
How can no one get giant monsters right?! Look Rampage on PS2 is still fun and looks better too!
@shcdemolisher6 ай бұрын
Yeah, and sadly no one has made any new official game of that series. There was attempts, but that's it.
@Takimeko6 ай бұрын
This looks like a PSP game
@lordofvillains94126 ай бұрын
Still Can't get over the fact that someone fucked up making a king kong game.
@sho8296 ай бұрын
I still cannot understand why Kong got so much media coverage. Like it's a game mill game based on a lesser property. What did people expect it to be good? What about the Avatar game they made?! That game actually deserved it since it was far more egregious and frustrating to the fanbase who wanted a good game for Avatar The Last Airbender
@Beepers5596 ай бұрын
Imma just throw in a barely stitched together guess; but I feel like it’s because people might’ve wanted a good Kong game, I don’t know how many Kong games there are or how many were even good. Another guess is just because it ended up being miserably developed (probably because from what I’ve heard, gamemill gave the devs peanuts for this game, not being literal here) and the cutscene where a poorly sized jpeg of gaw was just one of many examples of why this game became more talked about
@sho8296 ай бұрын
@@Beepers559 yeah, but the Avatar game has a bigger audience and had more attention to it while Kong feels like it shadow dropped
@Beepers5596 ай бұрын
@@sho829 yeah that’s fair, didn’t know Kong was shadow dropped
@sho8296 ай бұрын
@@Beepers559 i had seen barely any ads for king kong the game compared to the movie ads. I saw more avatar games ads getting more attention
@matthewbraith04116 ай бұрын
Gamemill have been putting out trash for a while before this kong game.
@alexfraser83526 ай бұрын
Can't believe a game got worse reviews than lotr Gollum. Are you thinking of tackling that one too?
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I own a copy of Gollum, so... yeah
@marquissheats96396 ай бұрын
You get nothing!!! That should be a meme for you.
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I'd try it, but Gene Wilder already called meme dibs on it. "You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"
@WillieManga6 ай бұрын
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
@ETG7156 ай бұрын
You get nothing is a meme the Classic Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory movie did the meme
@SteveMacSticky6 ай бұрын
It gets better after fifty hours and in new game plus. You may have to upgrade your computer to play this game
@ddjsoyenby6 ай бұрын
sweet doing this trash now you gotta do more game mill games.
@patg1086 ай бұрын
There is worse than this these days (some of switch's indies are far worse than this but most are ports from pc or mobile), though it is a bad game. LOTR Golum is bad too (close to this), And the other LOTR game doesn't look good either. (shadow of mordor and war are far better) Its not the worst you can play on a ps5 (talking about the kong game), Wrath of Black tiger is worse and you can play it on a ps5 (through backwards compatibility) And you can at least say its better than Data Design Interactive's games (seriously check thrift stores, pawn shops, garage sales etc, they're full of them probably and each would make great content to review) Wii has most of their library (it does go back a ways though). And some of the DDI games (ps2 era releases that got ported to the wii) are worth some $$$ (the ps2 north american version for collectors going for full sets basically) But they'd be worth a review as well as the ps2 versions might be slightly better. But if you're seeing the PAL versions on ps2 then they're aren't worth much (just like the wii versions in NA) And oh you should review BUBSY, ALL of the bubsy games they're cheap (older ones are better) save for the Jaguar and game boy entries (Bubsy 2 on game boy isn't technically just a port, more of a spinoff) Bubsy 3D is his lowest point and is one of the worst games on the ps1 (close to the worst but its debatable) But there's also the modern era bubsy games on ps4 and switch which did receive some good reviews so it'd be a good look at the history and series. Bear in mind though that Bubsy has a mediocre at best (though the modern games are debatable if they are better than the old ones) And his fanbase has been growing a tiny bit over the years. And KEEP the voice acting on and at high volume for the best "busy" experience. He also has a cartoon pilot (not all that bad). It came with the pc enhanced port (slightly enhanced version of the original Bubsy game for windows 95, its extremely rare but does exist (Super Bubsy) You'll get quite some enjoyment out of playing through (seriously try to, all of the bubsy games can be beaten with enough sanity sacrificed to do it) The Jaguar game might not be able to be beaten via emulation(due to emulation bugs though jaguar emulation has come quite a ways as shown with the Atari 50th collection having some of them (but not bubsy) on it.
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I think you were talking about Life of Black Tiger (which I've already reviewed) because when you said "Wrath of Black Tiger" I got all excited there might be a sequel and Googled it and there was not.
@patg1086 ай бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 forgot that you had, but i stand by that being one of the worse options than "Skull island: Rise of Kong" Even if its less technically buggy. And by my recommendations. I'm certain you'd have a raging good time with them. And i didn't mean to imply that there was a sequel (don't think there is but who knows)
@aaronatkinson1776 ай бұрын
This is so bad it's actually very funny I'm actually laughing my whole ass off by seeing how bad the game truly is lol 😆
@mark99606 ай бұрын
I swear this feels like a fake game they'd make for moive or something.
@youtube-kit94506 ай бұрын
The trinity of worst games last year are gollum, the day before and kong, right?
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
Swap out The Day Before with The Walking Dead: Destinies. Day Before shut down too quickly to get a key and is issuing across-the-board refunds
@youtube-kit94506 ай бұрын
Yeah, Gollum and Kong were surefire dunks but the day before I was just shooting in the dark because I didn't remember some colossal failure since iirc stuff like Redfall and Forspoken were just mid as all hell. Forgot about the walking dead: destinies.@@Darklordjadow1
@tylerbertram70656 ай бұрын
@Darklordjadow1 are you a Walking Dead fan?
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
@@tylerbertram7065 never watched it before, so no.
@TheGeoshark6 ай бұрын
My favorite part of Skull Island: Rise of Kong is when Skull Island said "It's Rising time" and Konged all over the place. In all seriousness, Game Mill can't even take credit for the Nickelodeon fighting game. That was developed by Ludosity, the creators of excellent indie games like Slap City, Card City Nights, and Ittle Dew. Anyone trying to give Game Mill credit for that is either uninformed about game development or being willfully contrarian.
@hawkwilliams65336 ай бұрын
Watch the worst animation movie ever food fight
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
I have. It's not even the worst animation I've ever seen. Rapsittie Street Kids and The Amazing Bulk beat it out.
@tylerbertram70656 ай бұрын
@Darklordjadow1 what about Where the Dead go to Die
@Darklordjadow16 ай бұрын
@@tylerbertram7065 never heard of that one... fascinating...
@tylerbertram70656 ай бұрын
@Darklordjadow1 oh boy your in for a treat with that movie. Just be prepared for the demonitization
@cowboy6819 күн бұрын
It’s 11 bucks and still cant pull the trigger not one good review
@KnightedSilverWolf6 ай бұрын
Getting lost, Halo 1 was terrible at that too
@almaelma116 ай бұрын
A new game for the Jadow "Worst of" list I think! Seriously, even movie licensed games back in the day worked way better.