The Ultimate City Slicker - Jerma Streams Mon Bazou (Long Edit)

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From Jerma's Mon Bazou stream (4/20/2022): • Jerma Streams - Mon Bazou / / 1462207883
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
At least he can run errands for you.
Push-up Music: watson - 捕まえろ！！ • 捕まえろ！【フリーBGM・音楽素材MusMus】
Note: This edit was requested by Tom H.

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@Blackrain7070 Жыл бұрын

Jerma talks for four minutes on mute and says he can't type because he can't read his keyboard while insisting he's not high on 4/20 is such an amazing intro

@jordynensor2081 2 ай бұрын

all the while it sounds like he’s got at least seven cotton balls in his mouth

@cattlemantis 29 күн бұрын

Sober as a stone

@pj1789 Жыл бұрын

UPPER CLASS STREAMER BEWILDERED by a simple, humble LOG SPLITTER

@renatlottiepilled Жыл бұрын

city andy LUL

@skislope4218 Жыл бұрын

UPPER CLASS STREAMER has an ESPRESSO MACHINE in his BATHROOM

@ketsuakagi5646 Жыл бұрын

His soft weak hands have never worked a day in his life

@asmodeuslol7904 Жыл бұрын

Bourgeois andy CANNOT comprehend the struggle of the proletariat

@katzea.a7880 Жыл бұрын

princess andy

@Matoro342 Жыл бұрын

"Sober as a stone" TCH has replaced his blood.

@reno6703 Жыл бұрын

Those damn vaporizer pens that killed those kids

@eaglesattack Жыл бұрын

RIP TCH

@Thomas_Angelo 11 ай бұрын

He is stoned

@plastiktuten3866 5 ай бұрын

lmfao it was so obvious that he was high as a kite, and I loved it

@breadslayer7442 Ай бұрын

What the heck is TCH hahaha

@justdirt Жыл бұрын

I remembering watching this stream live. It's almost a 7 hour stream btw, he chopped wood for close to 3 hours. It was all worth it for when he has an existential crisis about that horrific face he made and then crashes his car immediately, ruining over 45 minutes of work

@mellowmelly9258 Жыл бұрын

"ALMOST" a seven hour stream??? the vod is 8 hours and five minutes long this MADMAN is OUT OF CONTROL

@glub4234 8 ай бұрын

I like how you said he was chopping wood for 3 hours, but only lost 45 minutes of work.

@junipre985 4 ай бұрын

@@glub4234he only loaded the last 45 minutes worth of wood

@FloydPinkerton Жыл бұрын

SOFT-HANDED CITY BOY BAFFLED by mere existence of MANUAL LABOR EQUIPMENT

@MakayKakescupcakes Жыл бұрын

That fucking intro oh my god. Mod tells jerma “DONT talk about drinking an espresso while you SHIT today” and jerma is like “Let me go into detail about how I drank an espresso while I shit today”

@angrypanguy Жыл бұрын

"every single person ON EARTH has seen that video" -Jerma about the fastest hot dog shooter in the world video that has 343k views

@Thomas_Angelo 11 ай бұрын

There is one with 1.1 mil but it was uploaded 1 year after the original 278k one. Society is only 1.1 mil people.

@waterbottle6644 Жыл бұрын

He's so deranged whenever he wears red

@IMosuGoji Ай бұрын

it’s because he’s a sus imposter and red = imposter

@astracontritus1209 Жыл бұрын

THE LOATHSOME LOG SPLITTER

@frynsesmadrer1 Жыл бұрын

It makes me happy that Jerma seems as unhinged as ever despite his mods and manager feeling the need to try and keep a lid on him.

@lukabrasi001 Жыл бұрын

he's got a manager??

@KaoticViber 5 ай бұрын

@@lukabrasi001 yeah dude, it's Paul Bearer

@gigi-riley Жыл бұрын

you know it’s a good day when 3rd jerma uploads

@cragraven Жыл бұрын

Jerma in games where there is like 0 penalty when you crash: Oh my god I’m going way too fast I need to slow down Jerma in this: only drives truck in 4th gear

@bubblebuddy7792 Жыл бұрын

i wrote the "jerma please we're so close to disneyland comment" as demiv0 at 1:32:15, crowning achievement thank you for including that bit

@AndreasWB Жыл бұрын

I pooped on the toilet as he read that and saw this comment at the same time as the battleship was sunk. Gz buddy

@Doomessenger4654 Жыл бұрын

@jakii3621 11 ай бұрын

Why does the kid talk like he hasn’t drank water in 6 months

@leesimmers6693 11 ай бұрын

I think about this bit almost daily, thank you for adding this to my life

@DemonicRobots Жыл бұрын

Jerma does a lot of stuff on the toilet, including streaming. So him drinking an espresso while taking a shit is accurate

@MyNameHere101 2 ай бұрын

The insane urge to just reach through the screen and SNATCH the mouse to just DO IT MYSELF MY GOD IT'S RIGHT THERE JEREMY

@kaizerdeath12 Жыл бұрын

He really is too rich to learn how to follow a straight line without veering off a cliff for a fall joke

@fedorafinder Жыл бұрын

Probably my favorite Seinfeld episode, I loved it when Kramer zerked off onto George’s laptop for thirty minutes

@hauntedsunsets Жыл бұрын

god I was fucking SCREAMING "nononono" watching him drive away with the wood cause I KNEW there was a ditch there that he wouldn't be able to see

@stpblo3676 Жыл бұрын

One day Jerma’s gonna go live with him in the same spot with the same setup until we hear a faint stream of water for a few seconds, then he’ll reach for something behind his back and the sound of rushing water as he keeps gaming.

@bigbeefscorcho Жыл бұрын

His streaming setup from the Dollhouse stream will become a reality, MonkaS

@mcwetpatch Жыл бұрын

i thought this was about flooding his own home on purpose with like a garden hose but it's about a toilet

@dogthebountyhunter8504 Жыл бұрын

God help the poor souls that have to ride shotgun when Jermas driving

@eltio2580 Жыл бұрын

The Mon bazou stream is like the polar opposite of The Long Drive Stream. I feel like this one is complete and utter chaos, not something I would put in the background while I fall asleep

@kelza_ Жыл бұрын

Love watching Jerma while I work on my lab reports. he babbles madly in the background and I approximate the calving seasons of wildebeests in the Serengeti.

@Purplestufff Жыл бұрын

Watching this for a second time, and I think my favorite moment is at 34:32. He doesn’t try to argue with chat, he doesn’t defend himself, he just resigns to the fact that he IS pissed.

@Azby_ Жыл бұрын

Skye you keep pumping out multi hour long edits like it's nothing. I remain eternally grateful 🙏 I wouldn't be the jermamite I am now without you

@jacobpapp2148 Жыл бұрын

People like Skye are some of the best in the community, they've done so much for us 🥹

@TzarTVR Жыл бұрын

14:15 groggy gary pre-ultrakill era

@spaghettivase4808 Жыл бұрын

Excuse me thats Hamster Herman

@peridooter530 Жыл бұрын

Jerma describes Panama shifts, gets called a socialist. Lmao two days on three days off is a real thing, if you have the people it increases productivity a fuck ton

@peridooter530 Жыл бұрын

@@FatherNagic Never heard of a salary job huh? You also clearly dont know what Panamas are. You have multiple teams so people are always working. Usually Panamas work in 12 hour shifts as well. Before you start telling people "youre gone" maybe know what your discussing, alright champ?

@sneezegaming7460 Жыл бұрын

@@peridooter530 Shocker: 48 hour work week more productive than 40 hour work week

@pooppoop6337 Жыл бұрын

Tell me you've never put much thought into different types of jobs with- oh no, you already told me.

@cheyannei5983 6 ай бұрын

@@sneezegaming7460The kinds of jobs that run those shifts have people working around the clock regardless, it's just people do the bulk of their work fresh so you have more fresh shifts throughout the week

@checkurs675 Жыл бұрын

this game needs a streamer mode that holds your hand

@ballfart6990 Жыл бұрын

the stream that revealed how insanely rich he actually is

@renatlottiepilled Жыл бұрын

Jerma and a car game is as good a pairing as red wine and steak

@chancethefapper4528 Жыл бұрын

This video really made me realise how much Skye's edit style perfects Jerma's comedic timing, loved it!

@arivolden1989 Жыл бұрын

funny that in the US Jerma is considered a socialist for his extremely moderate views on education and overworking.

@austinobambino1360 Жыл бұрын

Pro-labor Andy

@pooppoop6337 Жыл бұрын

Yes, congratulations, you are on the cusp of discovering that places are different and there is no one correct worldview or way to run a society.

@erykaldo2l270 Жыл бұрын

@@pooppoop6337 Who shat in your cereal this morning?

@gagebeveridge5880 7 ай бұрын

@@pooppoop6337Nah man, America just fucking sucks

@strawberrylemonadelioness Жыл бұрын

Honestly it's kinda cool to see a game taking place in the early 2000s

@experssion123 Жыл бұрын

Can go back to my childhood

@jasper_the_ghost Жыл бұрын

You know it’s a good game when there’s a slur on command button

@caluhhhb Жыл бұрын

what does he even mean by a coupler trailer that hooks onto the back of your truck? jerma's logic trains are interesting

@skye4 Жыл бұрын

Probably because it said "tried to attach to air" when he interacted with the front part of it.

@caluhhhb Жыл бұрын

@@skye4 no i know, but does he not know what a trailer is? and if that whole thing WAS just a coupler, what the hell is it pulling? an actual trailer? lmao

@skye4 Жыл бұрын

@@caluhhhb The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.

@Channeldyhb Жыл бұрын

Jeremy sounds like shaggy from Scooby-Doo except he retired from the mystery crew and became a twitch streamer

@Channeldyhb Жыл бұрын

Oto is Scooby-Doo

@bonebag1961 Жыл бұрын

That makes sense since jerma's not real

@IMosuGoji Ай бұрын

the same guy who played Shaggy played the Purple Guy in FNAF, who is a murderer Jerma is a murderer coincidence???

@KetsaKunta Жыл бұрын

Him being so confident about the log splitter not being a log splitter was cringe bro

@Purplestufff Жыл бұрын

The log splitter revelation almost destroyed Jerma completely

@JoNarDLoLz Жыл бұрын

Thank you Skye4 for making the pushup segment a lot more bearable, the background silence with just his grunts was very unnerving.

@harryhinkley8835 10 ай бұрын

I love how he cannot fathom the concept of a piece of machinery being attached to a truck. Like, if the log splitter was just a trailer, WHAT IS IT USED FOR JEREMY

@KetsaKunta Жыл бұрын

He mentioned that cave men would look at the sun and he didn't think of doing that himself at all

@Professorlicme8 Жыл бұрын

the drunk dad and scared kid bits are always so damn funny

@skwooby Жыл бұрын

loved the cutback to the previous stream when he mentioned homework lol

@RedEarth20XDX Жыл бұрын

1:11:15 I believe Boston's streets were made by paving over roads ment for horses which is why they're so small and janky.

@theblobconsumes4859 Жыл бұрын

Despite the simplicity of this stream, this was one of my favorite recent streams from Jerma. Very entertaining. This is one of those streams I like enough to be able to watch the full unedited thing, as with the No More Heroes streams and all.

@chancethefapper4528 Жыл бұрын

1:04:53 proves Jerma is the next Mr Bean

@AiOinc1 Жыл бұрын

This was a great stream but the best part was by far the time where Jerma accidentally confirmed he has an account on chaturbate

@RileyC0y0te Жыл бұрын

I would eat bugs on the ground and I would live.

@harryhinkley8835 10 ай бұрын

Im just realizing this game is just french Canadian my summer car and its so funny

@derpyyoshi1137 Жыл бұрын

YES I loved this stream. Thank you!

@Litepaw Жыл бұрын

mountainpeak mountainpeak mountainpeak LEFT

@punkuke Ай бұрын

I love it when chat gets mad at him for not believing them while simultaneously being pathological liars constantly.

@maglev_ Жыл бұрын

it actually made me mad how hard he denied it was a log splitter after looking directly at the mechanism that was clearly made to split logs

@cFrogjar Жыл бұрын

neurons activate every time he says gas

@Thomas_Angelo 11 ай бұрын

Gyass

@connorbrown2194 4 ай бұрын

imagining seeing a crazy guy come up to your gas station two days in a row 10 minutes before closing and he can't figure out how to open the cap on his gas can

@WiltingWillow._. Жыл бұрын

I feel like its safe to assume the Bat Blood Circulation doesn't have the same downsides human circulation has hanging upside down

@cragraven Жыл бұрын

Omg Jerma played this?! I love this game so much! …can’t wait to see him crash his car over and over… Thanks Skye!

@braintumor10000 Жыл бұрын

think about just how many games of hearthstone that guy had to play

@ReifinDFanchon 6 ай бұрын

1:45:26 and 1:45:48 the double one guy moment turn into life lesson with Jeremy. I'm genuinely love when he does serious talk, let's get ourselves relax, sit back, contemplate our life, and open our eyes for opinion from different perspective on whatever Jerma is talking about.

@scatterbraindonor Жыл бұрын

Thanks to Jeremy I found about this game and adore it. I absolutely love watching it and I'm happy my favorite stream compiler made it the next target! You're the best Skye!

@dragomusic4907 Жыл бұрын

1:58:09 was I think was one of the hardest times I've laughed in a Jerma stream. Only thing that comes close that I remember is Jigsaw House Flipper rapping

@liamstewart6260 Жыл бұрын

I can only imagine what it must have felt like to tune into this stream during the push up sequence

@loulou3467 Ай бұрын

as someone from Québec, Jerma saying Aweille donc Jacques made my day

@Jlukasph Жыл бұрын

44:20 completely contradicting every point he tried to make in botw about being agile eniugh to dodge an axe

@monoboy81 Жыл бұрын

EPIC, thanks Skye ur amazing seriously

@CandyCain 10 ай бұрын

Jerma learning what a log splitter is so so funny oh my god

@Phytem Жыл бұрын

that intro was perfect for this

@ChewyTwee Ай бұрын

the weirdest part for me is that he believes log splitter and trailer are somehow mutually exclusive

@ashamefulgamer1578 Жыл бұрын

As someone from Québec I do confirm we eat poop and grow weed

@Zuzuga1 Жыл бұрын

1:05:20 is a gold, how i didnt see it in any compilation

@Channeldyhb Жыл бұрын

Jeremy is like modern day Seinfeld

@abelhaugen5897 Ай бұрын

Literally just got caught eating spaghetti when he called it lol

@zombi0muertos Жыл бұрын

Thank you very much as always! I use every new edit from you to sleep every night, forever grateful!

@kalimaude3532 11 ай бұрын

1:36:19 nearly stopped my heart with laughter.

@G-Mastah-Fash Жыл бұрын

Chat is Jermas real girlfriend.

@MetaWhiteYoshi Жыл бұрын

The edit for when he thinks of what he said was so good

@Braindead-Baby-Hazel Жыл бұрын

Man he REALLY didn't like being called a socialist or gay

@Ziggsters1515 Жыл бұрын

omg yess this is one of my fav steams ty skye!

@bigbeefscorcho Жыл бұрын

I watched the VOD of this and it was so slow and so long I never even got to the best parts lmao thank you so much for this edit, I’d have never seen the push-ups or the “BLOWJOB!?!?!” Moments

@Thomas_Angelo 11 ай бұрын

This vid has made me search "fastest hot dog shooter" and then be bewildered by the fact that it has 1.1 mil views and the every human on earth has seen it(FACT STATED BY JERMA) and then find out there are nearly 8 billion non humans among us.

@paulservary5360 Жыл бұрын

City slicker

@vurruckt Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video

@supermalario1323 Ай бұрын

best stream ever

@pmoreisTHEband Жыл бұрын

Bro I was literally eating spaghetti on the second seat of the couch with brown hair when he said that

@ALCHEMYST14 Жыл бұрын

As someone who's a car guy and who has driven standard since I was 15, him fucking around with the truck physically hurts me

@metalcann Жыл бұрын

spoilers about that "why don't we teach kids finance, instead of math." Younger sibling was forced to take the class, they'd paid me to do it. Guess they did learn something important about how you pay people too much to do things you don't want to.

@meteb10 Жыл бұрын

Skye for the rescue, you never miss mister Skye thank you very much

@murderpickles Ай бұрын

Happy 4/20 jerma

@saturm6221 3 ай бұрын

4:34 I CANT HES ACTING LIKE HE MURDERED SOMEONE. JEREMY ITS NIT THAT BAD

@ainsley5843 Жыл бұрын

best stream OF THE YEAR

@warpzone4765 5 күн бұрын

2:06:43 I look over like after 2 minutes and it just fooled me cuz it looked like he was on the edge of this huge cliff, and talking about leaving like he's gonna jump out or something