60G should be an acceleration of about 588 m/s^2. 588 m/s is equivalent to 1315.319mph. 1315.319mph/s. video games. play along at home kids: 1G means an acceleration of 9.8m/s^2, which is the same as 21.92198mph/s or 35.28kph/s! do the math yourself to find out when your favorite coaster separates your head from your shoulders! your results may vary. consult a physiciancist before making a decision

"This one is for kids", he mutters to himself as he builds the euthanasia roller coaster.

jerma getting mad when he has to delete his spine snapping death coaster in favor of putting in one that isn't fatal has similar energy to walt disney spiraling when he realized he wasn't allowed to run a small city state like an amusement park attraction

Jermas definition of a lame ride is one that doesnt instantly kill you by removing your flesh from your bones through sheer velocity

Jerma saying “fuck the guy who made this ride” and then realizing he made the ride is so fucking wild

"It's only 9 G's! Why won't anyone ride this?" Thats literally more G's than the crew of Apollo 16 experienced on re-entry from space... perfectly suitable for children at an amusement park

jerma watching a crowd of innocents beg fearfully for help and interpreting it as cheering was SO funny 😭😭

Went to this guy's park once, he was rambling to his "banana bros" or something, and the rides were killing people instantly, but for some reason people were still going on them. I can't say I recommend visiting, but the rides were free once you paid an entry fee! Such a great deal!

Just imagining Jerma at the court hearing after the "for kids" ride fucking disintegrates the attendees. "It didn't crush my head when I rode it."

Jerma acts as if 6Gs is reasonable for a Rollercoaster, meanwhile 5Gs for 2 seconds is more than enough to put an average adult unconscious. A trained Navy or Airforce pilot, and the best of the best of a culmination of human evolution and peak training can push the limit to 9, MAYBE even 10Gs for under 2 seconds. A sustained 6Gs for anywhere past 2 or 3 seconds is definitely fatal. Jermas 15G coaster is basically the equivalent of a concept for a centrifugal euthanasia system for inmates on death row.

Ive never seen anyone get so mad at customers who want to ride something they can survive

Jerma: this music is too much, I can’t focus with random sounds The stream every five seconds: BYEAH

Love the idea of entering a roller coaster park and immediately being shot at by medieval sniper fire

"10 feet of brakes is enough for 130mph"

I like how he creates roller coasters that would guarantee your death and then get confused why people don’t want to ride it

2016 Jerma is such a time capsule, like he was so young...

I absolutely love how Jerma used the "amount of G that causes death to humans" as his threshold to decide whether or not Slinkey was "good" for the park's tourists

jerma has a specific streamer voice sometimes and he sounds like dennis reynolds

58:03 jerma saying it only picks up speed at the fourth loop and then the roller coaster going at the speed of sound actually broke me. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

This psycho's roller-coaster turns you into literal jelly. He created a Saw trap but you have no way of escaping once you're in it.

"I'm gonna have to have brakes on the whole track" Jerma you put like 10 feet of brakes on. jesus christ

i will literally devour any jerma content while hes spending 80% of his time playing elden ring and im going spoiler free until i play it

i love that the first ride he builds is just the euthanasia coaster

Jerma thinks the only two rides he can make are 60G KILLING MACHINE and 2g children's carousel

only jerma could say “you can do it, i know you can” in a low, gravelly voice, and then not even 2 seconds later say “it’s like when you have a big shit in your stomach-“

Damn, he's been hyper-focused about not getting banned from Twitch by flashing the audience since the old times

PHSYCO engineer makes a ROLLER COASTER that BRIEFLY makes you weigh 4 TONS!

Love how you can tell when Jerma is just talking rather than thinking while talking, like at the start of the stream he's talking in this low tone professional voice then later its his regular goofy voice

ahh yes, way back when jerma's streams weren't funded by drug and organ trafficking so he had to play with a 780

the virgin danger haters vs the chad centrifugers

Jerma's first instinct upon building a park is not to build rides but to amass a small army to attack guests trying to get in.

I love how he keeps calling the mascot thing a waffle when it’s clearly the eponymous Chief Beef, of the Chief Beef restaurant chain

Its never been easier to extract the insides of visitors. $5 entry, enticing rides. Free organs, sell organs. Zerk off, profit

Human tolerance of G-Forces analysis stream

"If you're into the worst stream I've ever done..." How fitting that this edit is uploaded shortly after the Fortnite stream

It's crazy how many of his coasters would work if he just fixed one or two harsh cuts and lumps in the path.

When undergoing an acceleration of 9 g's, your body feels nine times heavier than usual, blood rushes to the feet, and the heart can't pump hard enough to bring this heavier blood to the brain. Your vision narrows to a tunnel, then goes black. If the acceleration doesn't decrease, you will pass out and finally die.

33:22 I was unironically taking a huge shit at that moment and then he went on to describe exactly what just happened to me

Jerma's ability to instantly bankrupt any business is incredible.

Man just 2 minutes in and you can tell that this is Jerma over 5 years ago. It's nice seeing the old streams every now and then.

After watching this I'm not convinced Jerma has actually ever been on a rollercoaster

The assembly line cats ride is still so fucking funny to me

no one’s talking about his interaction with otto 😩

1:41:20 is an incredible moment “they won’t even know! what they see is this -“ *the most insane and simultaneously stupid visual i’ve ever seen*

54:44 the brakes barely working is so funny

Jerma accidentally making a particle accelerator

The Scales on this game are so funny, what exactly is the difference between fear and excitement when you're on a rollercoaster?

I love that he says he'll even ride the rollercoaster alone, which implies he would feel safer if chat was there

If you were to ride that coaster your head would fly off and then your juggular would make your skull bounce off the headrest like a ping pong paddle

Settle down, get a blanket & grab your popcorn lads, skye4 just uploaded.

This park is like an SCP entry.

Your edits are always the perfect length. On behalf of the busy losers who have no time to watch vods, I thank you 🤚

Man has no concept of g force

important context to be provided here: 5gs is about what the average untrained person can handle for short periods of time. 9gs is about the maximum of what professional fighter pilots can withstand, though prolonged exposure can and will cause them to pass out/sustain life threatening injury, if not sometimes death under particularly mitigating circumstances. the highest recorded amount that a human ever (to my knowledge) survived was about 23gs- the person who experienced this also somehow was miraculously fine-- and also highly trained a jet pilot. anything above 20gs, especially being inflicted from violent changes in inertia, is absolutely going to give you a concussion if it doesnt just make your brain straight up explode before you can sustain any other injury. like it will literally just turn into a smoothie of fat and neurons. the man who survived 23gs of force also was going in a completely straight line with no sharp changes in direction, unlike the new execution methods jerma invented in this stream!

Interesting ride = death trap

"a bunch of whusses about 12 g's" listen i went on a ride once that bragged about 5 g's and my spine still hurts on a rainy day

1:33:45 I am fucking cry-laughing at this shit. A GUN

Great job Skye very funny work 👍

I love how when anyone tries so hard to make a normal roller-coaster in this game it automatically leads to instant death roller-coaster that takes longer to fix than it did to build. And I hate to say it as someone with 30 hours and no half-decent roller coasters ever built, but it's an issue with the player not the game.

Lol this whole stream is the whimsical creativity of an insane architect, and then wraps up with the mad descent into rabid capitalism as Jerma becomes a tyrannical penny pincher who starts blaming his staff for wanting to be paid. What a day. 😂

Rocking their world for 1.50$

18:32 The snail path is the best

"Just gotta smooth this part" *makes turn 50% tighter*

Man this was fucking hilarious, I didn’t expect this to be that funny

0:54 OHHH AN ONION RING

Found your channel recently and it's amazing. I really, really appreciate what you do, your cuts are so clean and nothing relevant is missed.

1:26:35 legit burst out laughing at jerma fiddling with the kiddy cat ride

I like to imagine Jerma owns a private rollercoaster for him to just ride alone and ramble on about company computers and cyborgs for hours at a time.

I like how Jerma focused more on how many Gs the coasters had, instead of looking at how much the fear and nausea meters peaked 😂

this was before he went fully insane

Nowadays I genuinely believe that Jerma is going to take us to six flags

49:10 can confirm that the company i work for still uses windows 98. They refuse to get a better os

Yo sweet editor. I come back to your edits regularly and love the little edits you add to make the funny clearer. You clearly put in a lot of effort and it is noticed and beloved. Thank you for making these.

Thanks for the 60fps Jerma now I can really enjoy this 720p

the best jerma edit i've seen in ages, watched the whole thing in entirety and had a blast, great job

2:58 jerma slips into a perfect scout voice

36:01 Psychopath laughs maniacally at his death contraption

This is a fantastic edit. Leaving in the long rants, but cutting out all the dead air. A+

that final section when its going 130 mph is fuckin hilarious

Thanks for editing these old streams ❤️ great to watch them again in this slightly shorter format

He delivers the "Hey, kids!" at around 45:30 the EXACT same way as he/"the clown" does in Rat Movie 2

Babe, wake up, Skye just dropped new long edit

I wanna see an actual engineer react to jerma building a euthanasia coaster and rant that nobody wants to get on the kill coaster

He laughs at car accidents, I laugh at roller coaster fails. We are two sides of the same coin

I love that he bound J to steam screenshots, probably while thinking to himself "J for Joke"

it's so in-character for him to spend the entire stream making coasterw that would grind passengers into goo when they ride it.

2016 jerma is so goofy sometimes. Reminds me of jermacraft humor

was laughing maybe the hardest I’ve laughed in ages at the “fixed” coaster g force & then couldn’t stop laughing scrolling the comments. one of the absolute best

You’re one of the only ppl I have notifications on for, keep up the great work Skye :,)

Otherwise known as "Jerma channels Michael Scott for 2 hours"

Amazing edit as always!! 💕

Skye you chad, I was wanting to watch his coaster stream but then this showed up in my feed, cheers!

thank you for all the work you do editing :)

Patiently waiting for Jerma to realize scenery can increase excitement on a ride

I want him to play this again so bad :(

Skye4 is a real g for making these long edits, great taste on the editing

not the help me party 😭😭😭

thank you for still making these videos

PHYSCO STREAMER HAS SCREENSHOT BINDED TO J

I'm glad you're still making videos :)