I bet there is a mod for that :D

I wonder what the baby would look like

Unless I can marry delphine I'm not intrested

And Nazeem...

Unless you can Miraak nobody is interested. *The only likely Atmoran left alive if the dates between the transition between Atmorans and Nords is anything to go by*

god i love that big dumb jock

I mean with spiders the size of a mini van i don't blame him XD

I love Farkas. He's a brute and a gentle soul at the same time.

Farkas was one of my 3 potential husbands because he'd adorable (and I kinda wanna pet him while he's in beast form, because HUGE PUPPER!) but I ended up marrying Ghorbash (who I got access to thanks to helping Pavk and Gat). Maybe in a future play, with a different character, I'll finally marry him.

Honestly Riften is more corrupt than Markarth. You got: Thieves Guild (especially Mercer) Maven owning everyone(even the court) Steward sells out city to protect herself. Guard blind eye to orphanage crudeness

Funnily enough, Riften’s my favorite of the holds 😅

Steffen Hayes I used to think Markarth was worse than Riften, but lately I’ve realized that Riften has way more crime than Markarth like you said. If anything, Markarth just looks worse than it actually is.

Wazowski's Apprentice honestly when I think of markarth if you took away the silver bloods it be fine but also markarth is tied to two different daedric quest which might give a bad impression to a lot of people. Also riften my favorite of the major holds but falkreath is my favorite out of all holds.

@@steffenhayes1967 Well I think you could argue the opposite, the Reach is far more dangerous and messy, it has been dealing with a full-scale insurrection for years with the Forsworn and people being murdered in the streets. The Silver-Bloods are the most powerful family but with a few choices you can free the Foresworn king and let blood run in the streets even more. Whereas the Rift is pretty safe (by Skyrim standards anyway) and the Blackbriars have everything locked down tight. Riften is tightly under her control, and safer (as long as you stay out of her way). So the corruption is more stable.

She cheats on you with them tho

@@Zalwalloo Then you did their quest wrong - no loose ends.

@@Zalwalloo No she doesn't, she's only friends with Faendal and has no relationship with Sven he's just jealous on Faendal and also in love with Camilla. Kill Sven and you'll get a note from her saying she knows you did it and thanks you for it. Kill Faendal and you'll get a note from her saying she knows you did it but won't tell anyone it was you. She's interested in you the first time she sees you and that's also why she will walk you for a bit and point you towards Bleak Falls Barrows just to spend a bit of time with you. Her brother, doesn't want her leading you all the way and tells her she's only allowed to walk you to the bridge.

@@viviblaat5831 I don't know Faendal will visit Camillia even if you live far from Riverwood as possible. Like there's friends and then there's a lot of motivation besides friendship to visit your wife while you're gone, mind half way across skyrim. Where you can be mauled by any number of things en route.

@@Naruku2121 Faendal is a desperate man in love, he usually gets sacrificed to Boethiah and I kill Sven once I've joined the Dark Brotherhood so he can serve Sithis in the Void. Or vice versa.

You: Wants to marry Serana, "because she actually has a personality." Serana: "Yes, what did you need?" "Yes, what did you need?" "Yes, what did you need?" "Yes, what did you need?" "Yes, ..." Edit (4 years later :P): I was refering, of course, to the vanilla game.

I prefer more Cicero personality. I wish we can marry him. =(

„Serena da best waifu“ 😂

Yh but tbf there is acc a reason so it’s more lore friendly

It makes sense that Serana doesn’t want to deal with intimacy or romance between her history with Bal and her parents.

OMG You are soo right😂

Wait, I just realised the title is really bad without context. 😬

And with out any good reason why.. was looking for who was trainers who was shop owners. Like you know factual reasons why not just stupid little things or subjective reasons.

THREE!!!! PICK NUMBER THREE MILORD!!!! **holds up two fingers**

Hahaha lol! Pretty much

He's packing heat

Ayeeeeeee 😂

Hehe

Oh thats not a steel sword in his pants?lol jk I mean unless...

@@Cemtexify Nords *are* resistant to the cold though!

Me: I don’t want anyone.

😆 classic.

@@ZyliceLiddell I know people say this to be annoying but seriously, who asked you to say that?

666 likes… Evil sign

Paint07 muri is that you?

Ramona Flowers is that you?

Creepy,crazy girl

Knives was the better option

@@ryklatortuga4146 ramona had more red flags than a CCP parade

The mod side of Skyrim is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

Have you heard the story of Darth Fallout the wise? He knew many mods but only allowed 2 gigs of space.

or console commands.

@@RobotWizard4209 It's not a story Todd Howard would tell you.

Heimskr is it possible to obtain these mods?

Does Sven still show up?

@@zacharyrollick6169 He never did, no.

I've done that. Honestly, it's not necessarily a bad idea to have someone guarding your wife who has his own feelings for her while you're away. At least you know he won't let anything harm her.

Yeah, except Camilla cheats on you with whoever you side with in that quest.

Yeah, and bangs her while you're risking your life in a Dungeon somewhere.

*Give Marcurio money* Marcurio: I want to jump your bones.

Drink for the dirty. Food for the Monkey.

If you think about it’s kinda special that the dragon born the most single important person in all of Skyrim took time out of his life to find your sweetroll during a dragon crisis and a fucking war

@@brianvelez5153 facts (I'm also a jedi cause I downloaded 3 mods 1 that give me a ring that makes me immortal 1 that's gives lightsabers and 1 with sith and jedi robes)

Yes, but the female werewolf from the champions is by far the most complicated one to get. I know this is super fucking old.

the way he proposed melted my heart, he's so sweet

@@meowesaurus4932 I intended to marry a female at first when I accidently stumbled upon him with my amulet. His proposal melted my heart and made me reconsider.

i married an argonian female, Shavee, and she says those things as well

Scout-Many-Marshes is probably my favorite and first character to marry. Because he is kind, just wanting everyone to get along. Plus his voice makes my knees weak. It's hard to imagine the voiceactor also voices Frank from MIB (you know, the talking pug).

well i know what im doing soon

ItachiUchihalover23 I want him to call me his lass all day

@Ralis Sedarys I have like every Brynjolf mod under the sun. Makes for some great adventuring together. Still sucks to have patchwork dialogue though.

Gay

Same same lol

T R U E

Lol brilliant

Sup Scott Pilgrim

Za Warudo!

I see what u did there 😂

*slow clapping*

At first I didn't get it but now that I do, I gotta say I'm tipping my hat to you sir :)

🎵Ulfric May own the docks but he don’t own us🎶🎶

Take my hand, and a deep breath of air!

Ulfric has no heir!!

@@tiredpanzer9352 lul

That's what I had to do to Aerin. He followed me to my falkreath home so I walked him out to the woods and drug him somewhere to reset lol

@@elise8758 same

as many as needed for that harem mod :P

@@driftingdruidWUT DE HEEEEEEE- wait that’s a thing? (Probably not for me cause I’m on PlayStation but now I’m curious)

@@Voltar_99 i mean... if it isn't already a thing, it can be made....

I always marry Revyn, he's the best husband

Mine is lvl 107 but i am still unmarried because i am not able to marry serana

Mine lvl 125, adopted 2 children in Lakeview Manor and still single.

Bubbly Chubbly im lvl 48 i dont plan i getting married yet i still have to get my fallower a whole det of dadrek armor xd

@@kafeelshah792 isn't there a mod or hotfix?

@@klavicus2276 yeah there is but it needs to be installed before the completion of the dawnguard DLC which sadly i had done wayyy prior so no. I've married her on my recent play tho.

she's not as bad as Iona walking past in your home and shouting "WHAT DO YOU NEed my thane?!"

@@driftingdruid eso

I think of the time I accidentally turned a guard into a sweetroll. I can explain I was in Whiterun right by the front. I had the wabbajack. I whacked a guard with it. At first I thought I turned him into an ice puddle (you know the one you get from killing ice wraiths) but right on top of it was an entirely random sweetroll. So I think it's safe to say that I turned a guard into a sweetroll. I carried that same sweetroll with me all across Skyrim and even Sovernguard on many adventures. And at the end of it all, I ate him.

My mom for a while thought I'm playing online with a girl named Lydia and suggested I stop playing with her since she keeps blocking my way or opening doors when I'm trying to steal things.

@@smji5269I don’t even wanna imagine the awkwardness of having to correct her lol

343 Guilty_Spark was just thinking that

J'zargo is cute, but I prefer Kharjo. Can't marry him either, though when I found out why you can't, I'm kinda okay with it. Apparently Khajiit don't do marriage. It's just not a thing in their culture.

@@Luubelaar That's interesting. I assume they just come together like cats in the wilds.

Too bad. Modded mine and his leveling got fixed lmao

Is powerful a sexual metaphor?

For a bigoted place it isn't homophobic.

How can you accidentally marry someone in Skyrim? Lol.

@@cassandra.wladyslava You probably didn't do Sanguine's quest. You marry a Hagraven

@@hamzaferoz6162 I was referring to the OP's specific experience of accidentally marrying Balimund. Unless you're suggested they just got really plastered while playing the game one day, then opened up their game later and were like "Wait. I'm married to Balimund now? How the heck did that happen?!" Lol

@@cassandra.wladyslava I was new to the game back in 2012 and didn't really know what I was doing.

Save her from the streets

Wait are you serious? Details man, details.

@@TheReddShinobi13 If you go to sleeping tree camp you can find a dead guy with a note on em, give the note to ysolda and she'll confess she sells sleeping tree sap.

... My wife is the best!

I married Aela :)

*draws sword* What was that?

Faendal is my steward so I've thought about that

My stepdad has played this game, and he married Camilla, and then made one of the guys his steward. I bet there was a lot of drama behind closed doors.

Apparently (according to a friend the owner themself said that ) Camilla is fucking both of them

I just ended up making them all have frenzy poisons on them and they all kill eachother and I get the inheritance...

Aranea Ienith is also gorgeous - just put some nice robes and a circlet on her. Also Karliah - I mean - those eyes. That voice. That black leather catsuit.

Astrid is married and why TF would you want to marry that bitch?

@@paulsmith5752 😂 brooo the catsuit part got me

Of all the people mentioned in this post, I only agree with Serana and Aranea Ienith. Astrid is married (not really a problem), but she's also a bitch and traitor and Brynjolf and Karliah annoy me as the embodiment of the forced Thieves Guild quest line (also why not do another list? Top 5 people in Skyrim you want to murder to death but can't).

If I can marry Astrid's burned corpse then I'm out

Damn, that’s dark. Perhaps I’m just too much of a goody-two-shoes, but I have a general rule when it comes to women like these: *Never stick your dick in crazy* Just saying, crazy chicks like those are the type of people that would put your dog/cat down just to get back at you after a breakup, or do it secretly to somehow make you come back to them for comforting (it’s just how their sick demented minds work). I know that might sound pretty far-fetched and insane, but I’ve seen stuff like that happen to people when I worked in the legal field. Some people really are just that sociopathic and many of them don’t even know it.

@@MrJH101 Man, this is just a game. A very old game. Calm down.

I accidentally married Balimund but honestly? He's pretty great

I married Muiri because she's a breton xD

Um...no. Not even close. She very clearly states that she was angry at Tova for being so dismissive of her after years of loyalty between Muiri and the Shatter-Shield family and she wanted Tova to feel the same level of pain that she felt when she was shunned by the family.

Garden tool fucker

I love him!!! I've married him on my first accounts! 😍

OH MY GOD I MISREAD IT AS "a great *cock" NOOOOOOOOOOO*

@@toho2811 SAMEEE

Fun fact: farkas means wolf in hungarian and he is a werewolf :)

@@pachalos6462 It's also true of Vilkas, which means wolf in Lithuanian. Kodlak's name is from the Serbian vukodlak (or the Czech vlkodlak), meaning werewolf. (:

It may not matter to you but in several cases you're literally restoring these people's livelihoods

@@astuteanansi4935 true, true but some are little like just taking 1 trip to get 1 thing that doesn't seem important then they apperantly wanna marry you. Of course some people are worth it but unlike the begger you find in windhelm, you can marry him by giving him 1 coin

@hi I played 3 or 4 years of unmodded trying to glitch her into marriage. I feel you

Skyrim is a tough place you can die at any moment. So people fine with everyone who was kind to them. Something like that I heard in riften’s temple of Mara

If only that's how it worked in real life lol

you can always do Aela the Huntress

@Bonniebell Roberts sweet home whiterun

@Roberto The Super Mutant She calls me sister. Is that better or worse?

@@Stettafire Blurse. I remember seeing her and blushing, and then she called me sister and I was like 😐

Mods can fix everything

Exactly I mean I've modded it so that my kids normally just call her mom anyway

@@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 I know but i think that Bethesda should have made her marriable from the start, she is the only character that i feel that the Dragonborn have some connection and could lead to a romance.(sorry if my English is bad)

Not to worry, lately I don't agree with anything Bethesda, sadly. =p

@@JargonMadjin Well if she' good enough for a god, even an evil one, then yeah.

I got some skooma if you're interested

@@LASCH_B10 Unless we talkin moon sugar i ain't playin.

👏👏

Roses are red In Skyrim, it's snowing My sweetroll is huge If you watch, it keeps growing...

@Fright Wright yep. It is like. Oh it is going fine no invasions so let's just get back to hating each other *Supernatural crisis start* You know what.....let's be friends and get back to killing each other later. Even though it is a bit of a semi-war between the three races as the nords have their brute strength and Thu'um. The Dunmer have their Tribunal. And the Argonians have the Hist. So really no side would gain much ground it would just be a stalemate

😂😂😂

I did the same because I wanted to see what happened.

Dovakin Brown relax,I made it painless :)

@@mrkingslayer6620* pulls out meat scepter*

But he taught me archery

Dovakin Brown hahahahahahahahahahaah

Sofie and Lucia?

@@tusharjamwal Yes actually lol, how'd you know

@@WhiteInk47 just a guess based on early in the game and two girls xD

Plenty of time, my dear! Plenty of time! XD

They are listed as friends so that they can interact and aren't hostile to one another. If they were listed as enemies they would just attack each other on sight. My guess is that the character is also part of the windhelmcrimefaction which means if you attach him you'll go to windhelms prison. The guards won't attack you unless the character has a positive disposition to the guards

Maybe he's secretly being payed as a spy/informer to tell Ulfric of anything going on in the slums (like empire spies or something). Which would explain his non-disdain for Nords.

@@Daimaza But then he is a very bad spy...

William Leonard Reese Jr. they’re homosexual

Lizard pussy is best pussy

@@bat32391 actually, its called a cloaca

@@maestreiluminati87 Wrong. Its lizard pussy.

lizard cloaca?

Edward Summers NO. LIZARD PUSSY.

Thats so great, it must be fun. I used to play games with my son before he grew up and left home. I really miss those days. Hope your sister is still playing, the more of us that keep the game alive the better in my opinion.

Sara Tropic lol

I love Farkas.

Just imagine him as a nice, fluffy teddy bear that can rip your arm of without a single thought

him being a lil dumb is a bonus.

Kalina Graves I like ‘em big and STUPID!

I probably don't need to say this, but there's probably mods that can help ya out on that part

That's weird... Ingan Blackbrair was marriable to me. Must've been bugged.

She's classed as a teenager.

@@blindtreeman8052 So? Here in Scotland you can marry at 16. Which is 2 years before you're allowed to buy cigs, vote, get served in a pub or watch porn. Weird but that's Britain for you.

You mean the girl that asks us for a bunch of ingredients? (I forgot her name) Thanks. I won't be losing my time planting her ingredients anymore. Thank you very much, buddy. 👍

FACTS people always seem to assume girls can't play Skyrim (or gay guys I guess)

I once got an option to marry a guy, it was the male beggar in Windhelm. I liked him hes a swell guy, but I wasnt into that, no offense. I rejected him, but I still consider him a friend. I later went on to marry Ysolda in that playthrough, buy I still enjoy his company every so often.

I don't think anyone forgot when mods like Schlongs of Skyrim exist

Agreed 100%, but his lore sucks!

Sadly you can't marry him

Wait, that's illegal

Oh yeah

Is she Irish?

You need to kill nilsine to get Muiri as a marriage candidate.

I just killed muiri after the quest

@@justanotherpersononyoutube7130 He means post marriage she will basically never shut up about it. Highly recommend the mod Relationship Dialogue Overhaul, it overhauls all NPC dialogue, it's easiest to notice with followers but also makes overhauls to spouse dialogue.

@@creed1567 If she was Irish it'd be "tank ye fer solvin me problem"

Finally someone agrees with me

*Because I'm still playing Skyrim....* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p7eHe9tztMerh4k.html

The best husband an osmer woman could ask for.

Can you move him into your home or does he stay as the blacksmith?

He can move into your home. I had him staying at Windstad Manor.

I married Benor only because he was the first guy that I beat in a brawl... we have such a cute love story

Onmund is such a sweetie, I love him. I have a soft spot for nerdy guys

I get you totally hes also one of the few human men who doesn’t look like a Mr potato head! Why is it that the women are largely beautiful and the men all ugly? Hmmmm! The one thing I don’t like about Marcurio is that he goes all slushy on you after marriage. I liked it at first because he can be pretty snippy as a follower, but after a while his constant fawning irritated me, but then, I’m not a very romantic woman I guess. I prefer deeds not words, flowers in the garden not wrapped in tissue. He is a wonderful follower though and I have him in my current playthrough.

Yep, I always wanted a male version of Jenassa to marry!

Dont think Dark Elves understand giving them a Nightshade flower as a romantic gift, probably see it as a dis.

the same voice of the Azura's Worshiper.

Maybe we should help you solve your...problem too :D

"Honey, I love you, but you need a new euphemism."

Use the Black Sacrament on her

🤣🤣🤣

She's got 99 problems but you...solved one. ... Whassup

Yeah, she deserves some love.

My favorite lady in Skyrim

Not only thatshe has a pretty decent house that has both a forge and mine availible that is easily fast travelable you have awesome mother in law that is also very hot and is an adventurer that is available to be a companion, not only that supposedly your wife herself can become a companion through some random encounter where you gotta fight her plus she doesnt sound so unenthusiastic when you go see her and ask for a meal

She's really cute with Bijin Wives also. And she has a pretty nice Amorous Adventures quest if you use that... a pretty taboo quest specifically.

where do you get her as a companion and how do you marry her? yes I'm not joking

use fire resist elixir

The Telvanni, right? Cannot for the life of me remember her name, but that's who I'm thinking you mean.

Brelyna maryon of house telvani

Kronos Catawana cool, thanks.

Headcanon Accepted.

@@nicholasfarrell5981 Correct.

Katarina same but I got a mod that lets me marry Serena so?

His Orc friend intrigued me a bit more

Katarina: “was considering that cute miner.” Chris Hansen: “I’d like to ask you some questions”

@@TheWhitestDove LOL oh shit! Exposed myself *runs and jukes everyone and gets away*

@@Timbit Old school Daggerfall style: HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT!

Ah, Brelyna Maryon, my favorite Character to marry, she's great and while playing as a Magician or a Battlemage she can be my trusty companion anytime.

I like your tastes.

I married Brelyna... Until I saw her hair... She's now floating in the Riften Sewers

@@madhouse2594 No. Why did you kill my waifu? Edit: Now I'm sad :(

@@roo2385 Because I made the mistake of removing her hood. And I was too lazy to reload a save

Ik

@@jg0620 Ok that's nice

Xbox compatible?

Thanks for pointing that out chief 👍

@@idc.magna.7169 Sadly i don't think so :(

Legacy of the dragonborn, find the dungeon in the reach where a ghost has a dragon prieat sealed and you have to collect urns to stop him, in the priests room you can find king orgnums coffer, every day you activate it you get gold

game won't let you have 2 or more spouses while the first is 'alive'. Skyrim are real stickers for that "Till death do us part clause"!

Mods my friend mods

Kirein Hunter judging by the fact that you might be thane of multiple holds and have a constant bandit infestation that you have to sort out which would have loot in their hidings. Also the fact that things in skyrim are quite cheap, even in waring economy. I say you’ll do okay.

I'm glad to have finally found someone else who kinda wants to marry Ulfric lol. He's one of my faves and I don't care if people think I'm horrible for it.

@@coffeepoweredkatie6290 yay, I'm not the only one!

While I despise the man's politics, his personality just roars with that charismatic Jeebus energy.

I kind of wish Ulfric's voice actor had done multiple NPCs with that voice (but I get why that didn't happen). I'd marry him just to listen to him talk, even if I typically play an Imperial, or ignore the civil war quests.

Could you imagine the random bandit encounter? He/She runs screaming at you, hell bent on killing you then stops, noticing the amulet of mara that adorns your decolletage. 😂

Reasons why i don't do that despitte being a murder cultist with funny voices in my head

Nazeem tho.

RDO mod also allows it also

I sacrificed Iona. She was just a freeloader, lounging around my house in Riften

roggi knot-beard if u play with no fast travel (survival mode), as he is terrible fighter and the closest follower to boethiah shrine

Lydia. Every time.

I do too

I did this the first time too, then I married Derkeethus, (he's the argonian you save from the falmer) still sorta upset there's no khajiit marriage candidates tho

Brian Troncoso If you kill the lady that runs the Hag’s Cure before you marry Muiri, she’ll take over.

@Jose C But that elfs voice! Its horrible!

@Jose C according to UESP net, without mods, there is only 2 apothecary spouses, muiri and the assistant at the white phial in windhelm. so one male, one female... Avrusa is marriageable and should in theory be an apothecary merchant, but it says she isn't?? not sure if the page is wrong (which is pretty rare) or for some reason she is not an apothecary once married for some reason. (sadly i find it easier to believe the game is coded wrong then that website being wrong)

muiri is great :) (but i dont remember if i can marry her even i am not a DB member sooo can i?)