I'm from Germany and I always married Farkas because I adored his voice and then at a family gathering I found out he was voiced by my uncle. Started a new game.

Become the leader of the thieves guild and marry Mjoll the Lioness. Raise the most morally confused children of all time.

Im so sorry about Aerin, Mjoll. It was so unfortunate how he tripped down the stairs and fell onto 3 of my arrows.

Mjoll: agressively trying to destroy the thieves guild me, the leader of the guild: *SWEATING PROFUSELY*

Skyrim logic: wow I don’t wanna Marry anyone, they are all boring Serana: hey Me: oh hey can I marr- Serana: no

Dragonborn: This is my wife Mjoll, Dragonborn: And Mjoll's husband Aerin.

I like how you can get married, adopt children, become extremely respected and be a vampire that goes to city’s and drains peoples blood then come back home and act like nothing happened

I was stalking Aerin to "take care of him" after marrying Mjoll. A dragon attacked and did it for me. Only time I've ever been happy to be suddenly engulfed in flames

I remember marrying the Argonian who works at the mine, he has a bug that makes him run away from the players house back to the mines. Many times I've fast travelled to breeze home to see him running off in the distance. I then have to chase him and force him to go back inside. A healthy relationship.

"hey brynjolf wanna go out?" Brynjolf: "no, lass, I've been flirting with you for the entire theif's guild quest line but I don't want to marry you" *Installs mod* "Ok how about now"

Skyrim Community: "I can't believe Aerin keeps hanging around my wife, Mjoll. I am so jealous!" Mjoll the Lioness: "Welcome home, darling. How were your adventures with Lydia?"

The only problem with marrying Aela is the random quests where your spouse gets kidnapped by bandits or vampires. When the NPC tells me about that, I can imaging my Dragon born saying..."Wait, we're talking about Aela, right? You know, tall and athletic Nord woman, member of the inner circle of the Companions, fights like a hellcat, and can turn into a 7'6" werewolf at will. Did they use Mammoth tranquilizers to subdue her

"You slept with my F**cking wife!!" "No no, I have a minor bug with my path finding script is all, promise"

My Hagraven Wife is all I need... That’s sure was a Night to Remember.

Man a questline with Mjoll that made it to where you could systematically dismantle the Thieves Guild would have been legendary

I feel like a lot of the NPCs get kind of dull to be around after you exhaust all of their dialogue. Which usually only takes one or two conversations. This includes spouses and adoptees. I kind of wish more followers had quests associated with them so you can spend time getting to know them. Which is why it's a cruel irony that both of the main DLC followers are unmarriable...

My default marriage is Ysolda. Attracive, nice voice, drug dealer, great with kids.

I have high standards. "He also knows dad jokes!" OH NO HES MEETING ALL OF THEM

Aerin died in a vampire attack in Riften. I was like: "Oh noooooo! Well, anyways..."

I Installed the True Thane mod and I asked some guards to accompany Aerin for a little walk in the woods .... strangely only the guards came back.

Mjoll hates the thieves guild but shes my follower and she literally watches me steal so much and I'm literally the leader of thieves guild.

Mjoll: *moves into my house after I've married her* Aerin: It's free real estate

I wish we would have been able to follow a quest line to destroy the thieves guild and uproot the blackbriars, lead by Mjoll. How epic would that be?

I always start a new play through intent on making all new decisions but then I hear Jenassa saying something about bathing in the blood of enemies and I fall in love all over again.

Have to say I am annoyed Bethesda cut out Ingun Blackbriar and Elisif the Fair as marriage candidates. Would have been fun to marry into money and power.

Skyrim logic: Deliver drinks for someone MARRY ME

To anyone who wants to marry Mjoll the Lioness, but doesn't want Aerin hanging around. If you just kill him, it will make your bride angry. So, as Mjoll to move as far from Riften as you can, Solitude or Markarth should do the trick. When Aerin shows up, as Mjoll to follow you. This will prompt Aerin to head home. Tell Mjoll to wait, then follow Aerin back to Riften. He's not a fighter. There are many dangers on the road back to Riften. You just have to stalk him long enough for Skyrim's ecosystem to do its thing. Do save before trying this, just in case Mjoll blames you anyway.

I finally managed to marry Taerie (It took me forever to get the Investor perk you need to get her to marry you) and I love her unique marriage dialogue

1st bride option: Powerful, renowned adventurer and posible companion. 1st groom option: ... He works at the inn in Solitude.

The best husband is obviously Paarthurnax

I actually enjoyed that Aerin comes with Mjoll to live with me. Gives more life to the home. The more the merrier!

I never see Cosnach on these lists, I think he's a really underrated spouse. People seem to not like him because he's a drunk and the first thing he does is fight you, but he has unique dialogue as a spouse that I find very endearing. He sounds like he's genuinely smitten with the player, and it's adorable

I would like to be able to marry Balgruf, but honestly there would be a distance issue in the relationship, considering that the Dragonborn doesn't go to the Cloud District very often

My favorites are probably Farkas and Vilkas from the companions. I find the duality of the two fun and how they can switch from the spouse talk to the Companions leader talk when you ask them for work is entertaining to me

Fun Fact : Sorex Vinius was voiced by Stephen Russell who also voiced Nick Valentine (FO4), Codsworth (FO4) and Corvo Attano (Dishonored series)

On my wedding ceremony with Jordis, Lydia suddenly stood up，drawn her sword and kept that position until the end... She almost gave me a heart attack

After I realized Marcurio said "good dog" to Meeko, I dragged his ass back to riften and put a ring on it.

I wanted to marry Brynjolf. But no. So I made do with Vilkas. It's cute the way he says "Do you need anything my love?" 😀🤣 I'd have preferred the banter with Brynjolf tho.

I remember when I was 10 when the game came out I married Uthgerd the Unbroken I started living in her house I went through almost all the questlines with her I got mad one day and Mauled her to death as a werewolf in her own house I forgot to save so I just had her dead body sitting on the living room floor.

I killed Aerin, put his soul in a gem and enchanted an iron daggger named “Cucked” now proudly hanging on my wall lmao

In my first save file I married Camilla and had Faendal as my housecarl. I didnt realize how much of a dick move that was until one of my friends pointed it out to me LMAO

My character Katjia married Lydia. Honestly, I was falling in love with Lydia because I had her follow Katjia everywhere. They've adopted two girls and they are the cutest sapphic couple in Skyrim.

these videos always make me go back to skyrim after months of not playing 💖💖

You gotta feel bad for Erin, lol. He saves a woman's life and provides her a long-time friendship, but the moment someone retreives a sword for her, she's head-over-heels for them, lmao

Why can't i marry Jarl Balgruf? this is outrageous

On my first playthrough I married Aela the huntress and after our wedding was complete….she ran away and I couldn’t find her, she wasn’t in her normal location and she ran away so quick I didn’t have the chance to tell her what house I lived at. I eventually managed to use cheats to teleport her to me but seriously if she didn’t want to get married she shouldn’t have suggested it lmao

One of my favorite play throughs personally was as a Khajiit, marrying Ysolda, and using crafting and the thieves guild to take over the world economically. My other favorite spouse was Muiri. No specific reason why, she just seemed interesting.

Maven: make me angry and I contact the dark brotherhood! *Me having wiped them all out literally just 5 minutes ago* ok

In my first playthrough of Skyrim I was under the impression Erin and Mjoll were already a couple, so when the option to marry Mjoll came up I assumed she left him for a new wife- The Dragonborn. Then he moved into our home, and I then began assuming that we were just all married to each other now.

My current playthru is the first time I've married Taarie. She has the same dialogue as Grelka and Temba, but her voice actor's delivery of the lines is surprisingly sweet. What seems like aggression from Grelka sounds like gentle teasing from Taarie.

Mjoll: "I want to stop the corruption of the Thieves Guild and the Black Briars." Me: "Okay, I'm really solid on one of those things... but you seem to forget that I'm a Thief." Mjoll: *Draws hammer* "What did you steal?!" Me: "Your heart."

Player: "Serana, will you marry me?" Serana: "nah bish" *mods: "Allow me to introduce myself"*

Aerin: my wife's boyfriend.

I always choose either Ysolda or Muiri, they both start their own stores and I'm not a fan of followers (I prefer sneaky archery, and then blowing everything up with magic if I'm found out. Sneaking and explosions are 2 things the NPC AI isn't that great at dealing with)

I love how you included gentlemen when starting the second segment love the video Nate

Dad: *Speaks in squeaky young males voice and is jovial* Son: *Sounds like grouchy old man and tells Dad jokes* Wtf?

What about 'Top 5 Spouses You Must NEVER Marry'?

The first man I ever married in Skyrim was Sorex and he was quite gentle and loving, especially to the children we adopted. But, this was like a long time ago but I still remember when I went back to the home we all shared, Breezehome, and he was talking about going fishing or something like that with our son. During that, I was questioning why he didn’t want to do anything with our daughter and he just said something about it that just made me kill him in the kitchen when I thought no one was around but there was Lydia so I had to go. This was like almost 7 or 8 years ago but I just distinctly remembered this and I had to share it. Thank you for your helpful content and so much information!!

Actually, usually chose Lydia just because she's the first one available, but after reading a few comments on similar videos I'm curious about Shahvee or one of the Orc women just because of the way they treat life and pressure, not like "we're gonna fight alongside till the end" or "I'll have the best business" or "Bring me 10 bear pelts to satiate my hatred" but "Life's a bitch and we'll have to get through it togerther". Not eternal fight, not eternal trade, not whatever dumb reason, but "we respect each other and we'll stick together and see for ourselves what the life brings us". It's like what they said in the Temple of Mara "Life in Skyrim is short and brutal" or something like that. Haven't yet even started Serana's quest line, don't know what she's like but if we're talking non-modded game - Shahvee, Orcs or maybe Mjoll, that's my choice.

Singular: mouse Plural: mice Singular: spouse Plural: spice

I like how Moth gro-Bagol suggests marriage. "You're strong, clever; I'd be proud to face the challenges of life with you." Felt nicer than "won't lie, I am."

This list is so accurate. I wanted to get married in Skyrim after a while and went all over the place looking for potential candidates. I wore the amulet of mara around and waited for suitors to notice. I remember thinking that sailor in windhelm that takes you to solsteim was cute but he wasn't an option. Then there were some drunken guys who if you pay off their debt then their all yours, I know right, where do I sign? I even tried to marry the two guys who help you in the beginning of the game. No dice. Anyway, that's when I went to Solitude and went to the best and only inn there. I was complaining to my sister that the only guys in Skyrim you could marry had massive debt and a lack of work ethic (even though I didn't need money-I had all eight homes at this point). That's when I saw Sorex sweeping the floor and fell instantly in love with him. We strike up a conversation and I do his mission for him and he proposes and I waste no time making my way to riften to get hitched. He asks if I want to live with him and I say yes out of curiosity. That's when I realize that he technically owns the winking skeever inn. I back my character up so far to get a good look at it and bump her head into the sign of the building across the street. His father and sister are good people, too. I knew I made the right decision.

I got a mod to marry Serana on my second save, it’s pretty well made. I’d recommend trying it out if you get the chance.

Ysolda: Can you give me a Mammoth Tusk Me: Yeah, why not. Ysolda: I am officially in love with you

Muiri is Best Wife. She demands you murder 2 people before you can put a ring on it.

I always picked Mjoll because she was marked as essential so I couldn't accidentally kill her, never had issues with Aerin following her

I think it's interesting how the father Vinius has the Max Goof voice and the son has the gravely rough voice. I didn't even know that was their relationship in my first playthrough.

I married Aela once. I can’t remember the exact dialogue but her whole attitude seemed kind of, “sure, why the hell not?” She was my favorite.

Serana after following you around for an entire DLC, making sexual jokes, and even (depending on if you ask her) curing herself of vampirism for you: “Yeah I don’t want to marry you.” A random girl after you give her some random thing: “Yes.”

I love this video. A few I have never seen in other places. Thank you. 🙃☕

"Arin tells me you might be dealing arms to the thieves guild, is this true?" "Hm, must've been the wind..."

"Hey I did that thing you wanted me to do. Now marry me."

6:12 Here's the situation, you attacked my family. Now you're going to apologize or I'm going to ki-Is that an amulet of Mara?

Mjoll's entanglement with Aeron helped me redefine my marriage with her. I redefined them both, as my late wife and her dead friend.

I guess I'm the odd one out...? My only choice so far has been (meaning I only ever married once in about 20 playthroughs) Balimund, the blacksmith in Riften. I think he falls into the Gentle Giant category for me.

"Next up,we have our first and only mer on this list." "Next up,we have Taarie, an Altmer living in Solitude."

I married Aela while playing a Khajiit, that was also a werewolf. Ultimate Furry Marriage.

Nate keep making videos of Skyrim there’s gotta be more stories!!!

For those asking how to marry taarie, you need speech 70 and invest perk points upto the investor perk, buy the radiant rament clothes and wear them when you go speak to the yarl in the palace, now finish the quest and invest 500 in the radiant rament store give the 500 gold to taarie only, if you give the investment to her sister you will not get the dialogue option to marry taarie when you wear the mara amulet

"Sorex knows dad jokes" That's it, I'm convinced. My character's going gay, I need this in my life

There’s a ton of good npcs to marry and stuff then theres me with my “Marry Cicero” mod

You're right I can't believe that you saved the best for last! Thank You

Oh shit, so if we marry Mjoll we get a wife AND a husband? Sign me up!

Bethesda : You can marry Serana now Every KZfaqr : THE ONLY GIRL YOU SHOULD MARRY IN SKYRIM

Sorex's voice sounds older than his dad's 😂

I went with Ysold. She's a shop owner that shares profit with you AND you can sell her anything at any time of the day when she lives with you.

>Includes Taarie, who constantly belittles the player Oh... so Nate's one of _those,_ I see.

why was my brain screaming “farkas” the whole time he’s such a wholesome human being

*Taerie spits on you* Me: "More" Taerie: "What?" Me:"What?"

That’s not all you have to do to win over Taarie. You also have to invest in the Radiant Raiment, and invest in it through her, not her sister.

In case it wasn’t mentioned in any of the comments since the vid’s from quite awhile ago now. Besides doing the dress modelling misc quest, you will also need to have some speechcraft skill and invest on her store. It has to be through her specifically and not her sister otherwise it kinda bugs out. Not sure if the uesp fixed it but for those who don’t have it, here ya go xD

I find it humerous having Farkas as a husband. Rough and Tough Companion cooking dinner for his Orc wife.

I've always crushed over Elisif and Ulfric. Maybe I'm a Skyrim gold digger idk.

My first choice was always Marcurio from Riften. I loved how sassy and snarky he was and then turns out he’s a total nerd for Nord ruins. The only sad thing is once you marry him most of his passive dialogue when adventuring with him goes away which makes me sad that I can’t hear his sarcastic remarks anymore.

One of my favourite wives is the woman you help for the dark brotherhood by delving into a dwarven ruins to kill her EX she becomes a potential spouse after that. Works in a potion shop and I love poison builds (not just stealth archer poison builds) and also if you stuff around she will call the dark brotherhood to kill you 🤣😂

Sorex: Apologize or you’re dead. Me, max level with god tier weapons, armors, and spells: Alright

You may be the head of the Thieves Gild, but Mjoll loves you regardless. Now that is true love

Real life: Date for three years in college, live together for five years after graduation, move to a new state together, plan grad school around each other's career plans. Consider maybe getting engaged. Skyrim: Help someone carry their groceries up the stairs. Get engaged by the time you come down the stairs.

I just keep marrying Derkeethus after rescuing him from that cell the falmer had him in for some reason. He's essential, so doesn't die when he follows me around, and he doesn't sound like he's annoyed and tired of me every time I talk to him (*cough*Lydia*cough*). Also, give him a good bow and arrows, he kicks ass! Just take his pickaxe away or he'll keep trying to use it. XD

would snap up sorex "dad jokes" vinius in a heartbeat if he didnt have that goddamn belethor voice