Robert Chaffins -10 hours-

Omg i kinda feel bad for the guy XD Although he got me at a bad time i was a ghost 👻

LMFISBZJSVXYDBA IN ZVSIZVSK

hahahhaha XD

Hahahaha

I knew you

"Damn you, Nate viewers. KZfaq was nice and lazy before you came along. I would have already stolen that music video and would have been half way to Pornhub"

"Heard they're reforming the NateGuard, Detail hunters or something at the old comment section near the recommended. Might consider joining up myself."

These are the best memes of 2020

WaTCh yoUr TOunge, yoU’Re SpEAKinG to ULFrIc, tHe TRue hIGh KINg

Or falling off a 6ft cliff

Or your hourse trying to kill you.

Or delphine trying to boss you around

Or a frostbite spider spitting at you

Drake Kalmbach I did fall off that cliff :/

Nice; I've always wondered what Alduin said. 👍

Ironically enough, your character about to be beheaded is the only one kneeling. Maybe that's why during the escape sequence you can run straight at Alduin and he'll just get out of the way. Maybe he thinks you acknowledge his rule, that is until you kill your first dragon.

Maybe if he said it in English, a lot more people would’ve obeyed...

@@auauaua_conchas69 haha, true, though I think he had literally just awoken/returned, so he probably thought he was still in 1E Skyrim, and spying the priest, assumed she was a dragon priest, or that most people would know basic dragon.

My human has never knew that

Hadvar: There can be only one. Captain, send him to the block immediately. Captain: Shouldn't we send that random Stormcloak soldier who isn't important at all instead of Ulfric? Hadvar: No we must execute this one first!

😄

HEEEERREEEE WE ARE, BORN WITH BLOOD OF DRAGONS. WE'RE THE DOVAKHIN OF THE UNIVERSE.

I too have seen that years old meme.

@@en4135 and I believe that nobody asked you

goth9ever I got my husband a mug last Christmas that’s one of those that changes colors from heat. Without hot coffee, the mug is black. With hot coffee, it says “hey you, you’re finally awake!” with the screenshot Skyrim.

This gave me a idea.

Yaaas! I want that pillow case so bad!

I saw that pillow case in BLESSED IMAGES V1.

Imagine an alarm clock that says "Hey you, you're finally awake"

I doubt his voice actually did that. It probably helped though.

@@gumbowallace bruh with the dragon born buff unrelenting voice can 1 shot enemies and turn them to dust

@@rakawajdi8920 I doubt Ulfric ever met Hermie Mora

@@starkillersneed i was talking about the potential

Since Unrelenting Force has the power to knock a person over, it would definitely destroy the gag. However, Ulfric knew that they would all be stabbed immediately if he tried anything.

@George Corbul lol i have a interesting taste in mods.. and with these mod.. i can across this random encounter... and i did what any anime hero protagonist would do... i banged the dudes wife and added her into my harem.. she now lives happily ever after... 👀 dont ask about her husband.. just know im also a vampire.. a bitch gotta eat right 👁👄👁

@@InanisNihil intresting... can you show me what mods you use

Oh my god I had forgot about that. I think it happened to me literally once, way back in my first playthroughs of the game

HAHAHAHA LMAO

Little brats...

We're the children of Skirim

Guess that's why he ends up just hanging out in Sovngarde. He is contemplating his defeat.

Oh my god your right

literally my reaction lmao

Ice Wolf: Your trial of free living has ended

lol

the new rick roll

You’re*

Todd Howard, you madman.

I'm going to comment. Kinda don't want to ruin the whole "333" likes going on here.

In the The elder scrolls V skyrim

@Alexis Inculta Shit, you beat me to it.

"and skyrim is a [synonym for big] game."

And with that we're going to wrap up

"Not to mention.."

Wait, didn’t I have to give juniper berries to one of my in-laws at thirsk mead hall?! Are they related?

most stuff in these videos are minor and pretty unoticable.

Don’t worry I bet you he’ll make another 5 facts video about helgen

There's *what*

Larry Foulke 😂 same

I thought I was the only one who saw that. He said the skooma was "for his back pain"

Can't wait to hear, You'll make a fine rug cat...always makes me laugh

@@dustbunnieassassin3525 I love the quotes from mercenaries at RiFten honey farm where they say, you are a dead man or woman, it's damn funny when they say that.

O, you mean just like them, and that THIEF over there?

I will

@@colly407 just like them

The best thing I've heard all day

Same 😂

It was just a dream. . .

@@1front592 Nope.....better

r/thathappened

I don't understand, what?

@@helllohihowareya the translation of Ralof’s dialogue in the polish version of Skyrim turned out to be the cut dialogue that Ulfric was supposed to say

Same joke, just roughly 1' shorter.

No, it's the same number of heads... They're just no longer attached to anyone...

Football, obviously

Homicidal Lui well you ever use Rule 34?

That would be a great line for Cicero.

So m'aiq is immortal lol

Hey M’aiq how are you today

You can't trust this comment......

@@roxisgallery2033 He's in Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, Elder Scrolls Online (which takes place in the first era) so if not... he's still at least the oldest character maybe beyond Parthunax, and that dwemer guy in Morrowind… but is definitely eligible to have seen Alduin leave, and return.

There can only be one M'aiq

Your comment made me realize the word "nervously" is a variation of my user name.

@@nervsouly I like nervously, more.

@@skidmark2704 Y u no love me? *starts crying waterfalls*

Hes just taking a break. Needs his strength back

The game tells you that though

In my first play through of that quest back on 360, he died within the pile of rugs and only his feet were sticking out.

@@ButteryGoodnessINC In mine my game glitched out and he turned into a black ball with spikes sticking out of it, like a giant sea urchin. I love when mods conflict

@@ButteryGoodnessINC I've had that happen too.

Did you know that winterhold hold has the most snowberry trees of all 9 holds.

There's a mod that restore's that Cut opening. Its on the Nexus. Its called Original Opening Scene Restored.

Allen Holloway True, I side with the Empire all the time simply because Windhelm is ugly and the area too.

I replied to another comment that would also balance this out. Say you side with the Empire and defend Whiterun. The Empire would then rebuild Helgan and start a campain for “hearts and minds”. With a more compelling Ulfric at the start, i feel it could help amplify the civil war.

Tullius was there as well. Both leaders could be with both sides, as Tullius also doesn't care much for our 'crimes' when we go to join the Empire's side, so he probably wouldn't at the time either. But just Ralof and Hadvar are just a better idea. We're no one in the beginning. We should work with the lowly soldiers.

@@trzynasty909 Right. Tullius has to escape just like the rest of us, after all.

For Dunmer, he says "Gods really have abandoned your people haven't they" in reference to most of Morrowind no longer being livable after the Red Mountain erupted.

Huh. Are they implying that Orsinium was refounded??? Just looked it up on UESP, and it turns out Orsinium is indeed alive and well, just moved further south than before.

You dont get to the cloud district often. So either it's in there so you wouldn't get there often. Or It's not so u do go often

The cloud district is in Whiterun. The lower part of whiterun with all the shops is the plain district, up the stairs where all the houses are and the giant tree is the wind district. And finally dragonsreach where the Jarl lives is the cloud district. So basically you get to the cloud district very often

@@ashleykovar2582 Do you not understand the meme about Nazeem aaying that you must not get to the cloud district very often?

I was the person who chose the stormcloaks and at the end of the questline, felt awful. 😩

@@pokedestined It feels awful to win for either side, really. You either assist the Stormcloaks to have an egotistical asshole in charge or assist the Empire and have an incompetent joke in charge. Plus, no matter what at least 1 city's entire population will hate you and make it awkward to visit there.

@@joshuakim5240 Yeah, they're both right, and they're both wrong. Ideal situation would be to get both sides to join together and oppose the Thalmor, but that's not an option in the game. Honestly I usually stay neutral as long as possible.

I'm pretty sure that the stormcloaks victory in the civil war quest line is cannon and by the time the events of elder scroll six happens the third empire or whats left of it would completely collapse as i dont see them last much longer and the stormcloaks group would evolve from a rebel group to a second nordic empire and despite their history with one another they could join forces with the redguards to take down the aldmeri dominion which are a common enemy to both the nords and the redguards

@@werty21100 Yeah, I have a feeling the Empire is over. I just hope that they give us a cool new faction to fight the Dominion with.

@@CaporegimeMarcus after all the historical lore within the elder scrolls are based to some extent on our real world history and the third empire is based off the Roman empire and I did some research on the fall of the Roman empire and the cause of the fall of the Roman empire was the civil war between western Roman empire and eastern roman empire that was renamed as the Byzantine Empire. The Byzantine Empire won the civil war and whats left of the Roman empire completely collapsed with the Byzantine Empire completely taking over all the Roman empire old territories effectively becoming a big empire in the old Roman empire place. The war between the imperial legion of the third empire and the stormcloaks is inspired by the civil war between the Roman empire and the Byzantine Empire. If Bethesda chooses the stormcloaks victory over the imperial legion which the content that bethesda cut was hinting that the stormcloaks are canonically are the ones that are gonna win the civil war. then after the civil war the stormcloaks would eventually evolve into the second nordic empire while simultaneously replacing the third empire as one of the political powers of tamrial with whats left of the third empire completely collapseing altogether and if possible second nordic empire will settle what past issues they had with the imperial and the redguards and they could join the nordic empire. The bretons could also join the nordic empire provided that any past issues with them get resolved. With all this the second nordic empire could be strong enough to take down the aldmeri dominion or at least keep the aldmeri dominion off the main land of tamrial and prevent the aldmeri dominion from getting in both political and military respective anymore stronger then they are now

But if they had added the Ulfric escaping with you it definately would have put most players onto the stormcloaks side.

Honestly the Stormcloaks can have Skyrim for all I care. As long as the Thalmor don’t have it and Ulfric dies because he’s a bastard then I’m good

Congratulations you played yourself

Agree

This hasn't aged well considering fallout 76 and a few other flops

@@Meun right? They really pissed away a lot of their goodwill

Best part, it’s hours of game play

Big 📠 tho! It feels like really pure gaming. I just played Skyrim for the first time three weeks ago or so and Ive been HOOKED. Im impressed by the attention to detail, noticing things Bethesda put in that most companies would totally overlook. Unique lines of dialogue based on things like a weapon you're carrying, your race, if youre a werewolf, etc. But not just that. The world is so fully fleshed out but Im having trouble thinking of specifics at the moment. The graphics, the storylines, everything is so thoroughly put together, even if series fans have gripes with Skyrim compared to other ES games. Its such a pure game that even the glitches are fun and become features. Its like the developers are enjoying seeing the world unfold with us and it makes the game feel more alive than most.

I take it you saw that FB ad? Lol

Ain't nobody gonna know what this mean 3 years from now when we all get recommended this video

Read this as he said that then got the same ad, what a legend

I got the ad at the beginning of the video.

Because it gets taken over by bandits? Lol

There is a mod that actually does that. It even has a quest line. And it's cool to see Helgen Reborn!

@@marcovchb you also get a cool tower, and the peddlers have a metric shitton of gold.

I was just thinkin bout this. How if the Empire actually cared bout Skyrim and its people they would start waging “hearts and minds”. Rebuild the nation while turnin the locals to your favor and eventually the Stormcloaks will run out of steam. It would be more convincing that the Empire isnt anything more then a drying husk of its former self.

It would make sense if they waited till alduin died since a dragon destroyed it but seriously I always wondered what quests I could've missed or people met followers or spouse in that town.

There actually is one dialogue Version in the german Version that was cut out

General kenobi

@@xIntel He is a bold one

General Kenobi

All the good jokes get used up before I get here. Double the pride, twice the fall I supposed.

@@videocrowsnest5251 you were on the verge of greatness, you were this close!

@IdioticGamer1906 It doesnt make you like the Empire much after that eithier. Just the Emperor because he was cool enough to say "Fuck it let him go. Also here's amulet. Go save the world or it'll end." *dies*

@George Corbul I mean that's why I said they try to make biased interpretations. Tullis probably did this as quick as possible to kill Ulfric. Before The dominion could try to rescue him.

Hey u...ur finally awake

It's a GREAT intro, but very bad for replaying or speed running. Suuuuuuper long setup. Alternate start is a great mod.

I really want the graphics mod he has it looks amazing

And they wonder why there is a rebellion.... Yeah. I became a stormcloak

@@icecold9511 ive done a million resets. All of them I became a stormcloak

I joined the imperials. I like their gear better

@@trickystar4602 Join the Stormcloaks, kill Imperials and take their gear, problem solved.

@@asherandai1000 kinda too late for that, already joined the imperials.

… I'm disappointed you didn't just say "Hey, how's it going guys, it's Kate here." It's one letter. Heart broken.

Hey bish let's play hide the sweet roll.

Ur gorgeous purrrrrr hahah...Meow

My face when woman tries to make joke ._.

@@dhotnessmcawesome9747 hmm maybe next video I'll do that instead

In my current playthrough i saved Margaret

Same here. Almost always do.

I escaped the ambush about six years ago and, never looked back.

actually I miss playing this game

Cody same

Vilod is a different person

I actually had an odd glitch one time that left an immortal Vilod standing in Helgen and thought gender swap or just wore a dress for Ralof before I caught that subtitle thing.

FoopNoop comments you can hear

Lol 😂

OMG ME TOO

Bruh moment

pugz 4U Bruh Moment

@@billwilliamson783 moment bruh

That's what happened to my character's wife after I joined the companions.

Elving Lindqvist starting to?

Real OGs say they want Arena 6 and not Skyrim 2.

Sounds like you have some sort of obsessive compulsive disorder.

Tha- that's not what OCD is...

Tanya Walter “OCD: An anxiety disorder that involves repeated thoughts (obsessions) that make a person driven to do something (compulsions).” In this case when Nate says “the elder scrolls” it compels WP4IUB to say “Skyrim”. But hey what do I know, it was only a joke after all.

@@hexoslaya3696 Your right trust me I have OCD.

Crisis Among Infinite Darths AC Swan?

All you need is a small shack and a 10mm with 5000 rounds. Can't use hand to hand combat if Swan can't reach you and whenever it throws a boulder, just move a little bit to the right. Can't really hide from Aldwin as he bursts through a brick wall breathing fire at you.

Aaron Skoby basically a large Fort

Virgo Heart or better yet rule Helgen after restoring it.

@@tsfootballbroadcast9016 That would be cool too. Dragonborn Jarl. You decide what shops and people can come and live in the city. If you're an 'evil' character you can move in a bunch of thieves and assassins lol

On PC, it's called Helgen Reborn.

I've been playing skyrocket for 5-6 years and never knew that the juniper berry mead was real until i saw these comments

Exactly the same, life's crazy

I mean this in the nicest way possible but how can anyone be this non observant 😂😂😂

@@starmanda88 yeah. The dragons all look the same to me. Like I said, I couldn't tell it was Alduin, specifically, attacking Helgen. And only a few days later, I'm fighting another dragon outside Whiterun. I thought the Helgen attack was just some random dragon. And when fleeing the dragon while everything's on fire, I'm following the first guy inside. I never stuck around long enough to notice the other guy