Sleep Texting

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Matt Rose

9 ай бұрын

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@KoiDayz 9 ай бұрын

Once i sleep texted the "🤢" emoji to my mum. What did she send before this? A photo of her new wedding dress.

@MaceDeMarco2010 9 ай бұрын

Oof.

@ellietheeevee 9 ай бұрын

yikes

@idigu1568 9 ай бұрын

agreed

@Kev-real 9 ай бұрын

not even ten minutes and you're pinned First reply btw edit: BRO I KNOW THAT I AINT THE FIRST REPLY. I DIDNT SEE THE REPLIES WHEN I COMMENTED THIS 😭

@weinereater-wm6qm 9 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@potato-uj9dk 6 ай бұрын

i want to see two sleep texters get into a full sleep conversation

@Artsy-Creature 6 ай бұрын

omg yass

@Smo1k 5 ай бұрын

Have one of them be a scot and the other a kiwi. Speech-to-text, and guess whether they're awake 😁

@1rr3gular 5 ай бұрын

i wanna see two sleep texters plan a fight

@renadex4905 5 ай бұрын

just give too people mushroom and make them communicate, that give pretty much the same result

@very_channel 5 ай бұрын

Go to description and you'll find something called a transcript which is basically time stamps @SeeJay-ji7tq

@USAballgeography641 8 ай бұрын

“I need to shave.” “What’s holding you back?” *”Debt.”* The most realistic sleep text I’ve ever seen.

@LillianNunyabizniss 7 ай бұрын

@MmmmJuicy 7 ай бұрын

It could literally be true. Razors are freaking expensive.

@idkreal341 7 ай бұрын

Yes

@soanyway6746 6 ай бұрын

Ah yes, *Debt.* The one thing holding us all back, especially from Shaving.

@snxp_drxgons1892 6 ай бұрын

Debt is *sometimes* too controlling. You can’t even SHAVE without debt saying no to it.

@construct2009 3 ай бұрын

I once texted my mom "HOHOOOHOUGH COOCKFISH🛎" My mom replied "Indeed"

@TheGooseOfChaos Ай бұрын

I am a ninja turtle cuz ttts tsts tiist shtsi ttssst

@mega_micro Ай бұрын

@@TheGooseOfChaos Thba

@huh426 16 күн бұрын

reminds me of the wallter and flesh cousin dialogue in regretevator

@thenonfurry 5 күн бұрын

indeed. 🐓🐟

@gaylittlefish 4 күн бұрын

@@huh426 regr fab in the wild holt hsit

@averagecupofcoffee 2 ай бұрын

“Drive safely” followed by “I’m Adele” might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

@MaksiuMilicz 18 күн бұрын

Because Adele texted this message

@Fnafiac 11 күн бұрын

Especially if their name is nothing close to Adele

@llbrainjoker5742 6 күн бұрын

Bet this is gonna age well

@FoxBlocksHere 9 ай бұрын

I'm shocked that sleep texting is possible. The fact that people can unlock their phones, navigate to their messaging apps, select a conversation, and start typing (and even send images?!?!) shows how remarkable our brains are.

@crowmatic_co 9 ай бұрын

the brain is an amazing thing. horrifying, but amazing

@TacticalKitten 9 ай бұрын

@@crowmatic_codlonh

@blanketeer6321 9 ай бұрын

Several years ago I once sleepwalked over to my phone, typed in the password and turned my alarm off. It does happen and it's really weird

@kryw10 9 ай бұрын

I once cooked dinner for five people while sleeping, went back to bed, and was completely baffled when one of them thanked me the next day. So yeah. The brain is an amazing and fearfully weird slab of meatstuff.

@leeshajoi 9 ай бұрын

Given the amount of times I've pocket-dialed someone on Discord just by sticking my phone in my pocket without turning the screen off first...

@somedudethatlovesmemes6625 9 ай бұрын

11:09 I love how she's so used to him sleep texting, she can even understand what he's saying That's just incredibly wholesome

@pennywar4677 9 ай бұрын

I know that one was so sweet I almost crieddd

@zionfultz8495 9 ай бұрын

I can understand most of what he said, but yea very wholesome

@satgurs 9 ай бұрын

i mean, i wasn't used to him sleep texting and i could understand it too

@BreezyBee7 9 ай бұрын

I was able to understand all but the last 2 messages they sent.

@mossiest_moss 9 ай бұрын

I bet he's faking it, it doesn't look like the other sleep texts

@CntrazZombie4 24 күн бұрын

"I do wash a mean shoe." Is such a powerful level of confidence

@CanucksAreMyTeam1 7 күн бұрын

Same

@GatheredStorm_YT 2 ай бұрын

What’s even more terrifying is answering a call in your sleep and having a real person’s voice suddenly pierce into your dream, I’ve had it happen once, it was not fun

@scphobia 2 ай бұрын

Imagine just being in your dream and then your dog comes up to you and goes *"uh, hi, is this Thomas?"* just for you to get scared and wake up only to realize it was your goddamned phone

@jswayne7546 Ай бұрын

My dad once woke up on the phone when he was in college. He had no idea who he was even talking to.

@Pet_VibesCce 9 ай бұрын

I love Matt’s ability to pronounce absolute gibberish

@Dark_CaveJohnson 9 ай бұрын

Hdjjejenbejduuenallakdjd

@emudigger9807 9 ай бұрын

Remember hes british (I just wanted to remember this comment is a joke because some people are taking it seriously)

@teachmetohowl 9 ай бұрын

@@emudigger9807 Um British people don't just have that superpower. I would know as a British person. (Edit: I did not take the British people comment I’m replying to seriously, I’m joking along ffs)

@username5155 9 ай бұрын

And yet he can’t pronounce bidet ( 3:25 )

@Pet_VibesCce 9 ай бұрын

@@MaceDeMarco2010how the heck am I a bot

@lukeplaysroblox2418 3 ай бұрын

“I need to shave” “Whats holding you back” “Debt.” IM LITERALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING ON MY FLOOR

@KananR-ns9jv 16 күн бұрын

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@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 6 күн бұрын

Are You okay?

@The_Real_Lilly 19 күн бұрын

“Can you throw Mr. Granola Bar” got me

@asimkhan3611 4 күн бұрын

I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂

@asimkhan3611 4 күн бұрын

I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂

@petuniatherain-nightwing1002 8 ай бұрын

The boyfriend sleep texting his girlfriend about how much he loves her is really wholesome and the fact that she knows he is sleep texting and can understand what he is saying just makes it even better.

@nam_nam 8 ай бұрын

yes that one was so sweet, reminds me how my other dozes off while talking

@kaitlyn3386 8 ай бұрын

Ikr and you can tell he was being genuine because people who sleep text often spill out the truth a lot

@Nina-wh6hb 8 ай бұрын

Yeah that ones is adorable

@TalonsNToast 8 ай бұрын

Oh hi petunia!

@Snoweyz1 8 ай бұрын

Plot twist: he was dreaming of another girl..

@unlikelygamer 9 ай бұрын

The one at 5:13 killed me. That fact that it technically IS a true fact about snakes, but so simply worded, just made me laugh so hard

@infectedpotato117 9 ай бұрын

me too

@ziar1te 9 ай бұрын

samee

@magiv4205 9 ай бұрын

Same, I ugly laughed

@Knifzter 9 ай бұрын

Long indeed

@amalgamoon 9 ай бұрын

logn

@Zyncra Ай бұрын

The whole I am purple exchange was so well voice acted that I fell into a borderline psychotic laughing fit

@masterofthetear8138 Күн бұрын

ᵖᵘʳᵖᵉ

@fiveoneecho Ай бұрын

"I do wash a mean shoe" is such a funny wildline from an NPC.

@livesinbin5830 4 ай бұрын

“I’m on my way” is one of the more scary messages you could receive from an unknown number.

@ericspiers8507 2 ай бұрын

tragic

@leslie_meyers_cosplay Ай бұрын

That was from someone in he comments

@MyOneJobIsToPlayGD Ай бұрын

I’m omw

@Your_The_Guilty_As_Sin_LOML Ай бұрын

@@MyOneJobIsToPlayGDI’m omw

@oren1305 Ай бұрын

Happened to me a while back, turns out my dad had added me and several others to a group text and all I got was, "I am coming to the city soon...."

@Caitilizzie 9 ай бұрын

That last one was adorable, and the fact that the girlfriend could decipher everything he was saying and knew he was sleep texting is the cherry on top

@aiiiia9971 9 ай бұрын

Seriously so cute

@gachabloxgirl3958 9 ай бұрын

I loved all the ones at the end where it was ppl telling their partners (or trying to tell them cuz they’re too sleepy 😂) how much they loved them. So cute 🥺❤

@cirlcurl-of-friends_aec 9 ай бұрын

i tittyhead

@Agagnier 8 ай бұрын

😊❤

@raisyap.anindita9716 8 ай бұрын

Tittyhead?

@pair973 Ай бұрын

“I need to shave” “And who’s holding you back?” “Debt” IM CRYINGG😭😭

@Pz2loves 3 ай бұрын

“Who’s holding you back?” Them: “DEBT😨😨”

@BelfryClock 9 ай бұрын

One day I was sleep deprived and crashed out at 4pm, woke up hallucinating at 8pm and texted my parents “HOW COULD YOU SELL YOUR SON TO ALIENS?!”

@Bazk1t 9 ай бұрын

wtf 😭😭

@youraverageperson4650 9 ай бұрын

Lmao

@johnpatrick8511 9 ай бұрын

Texted my friend, "please turn off your stove I am IN YOUR HOME"

@haventchangedmypfpsince2009 9 ай бұрын

What about sleep paralysis texting? I take heavy meds at night and whilst I was paralyzed (or having a seizure, IDK till this day) I spam texted my mom panicked gibberish and I managed to call her, I faceplanted on the ground until I was able to move myself fully... shit was terrifying, luckily there weren't any spontaneous knives facing upright.

@narrativeless404 9 ай бұрын

Lmfao *SKULL EMOJI!!! 💀💀💀*

@mangle9143 9 ай бұрын

I find it hilarious that Matt can flawlessly speak the gibberish on the 5:32-6:32 segment, but the actual words mess him up.

@gachabloxgirl3958 9 ай бұрын

He’s so used to pronouncing gibberish, it has started to transfer over to the normal words 😭😭😭

@JustAMurderDroneFan 9 ай бұрын

Not to :stepping on lego:

@just_ur_local_idiot 8 ай бұрын

@@gachabloxgirl3958gibberish is his new language

@Senia492 8 ай бұрын

Uegeuege WHAT THE

@jesscarlolea4197 8 ай бұрын

Not to incriminate now to : *feels a little too good* :

@Therandomboiiii Ай бұрын

My mom woke me up for school one time. I woke up and simply said xwing, before falling asleep immediately 😂

@Lord_Megatron_TFP 22 күн бұрын

Bro was living in Star Wars

@ellenneys3667 26 күн бұрын

"Im purple" "Help" Sounds like william afton finally looked in the mirror 😂

@ConiferConnieTreeCow 8 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at Matt's delivery of "LONG" that my arms temporarily became too weak to open the already unsealed lid of my apple juice

@Sillimant_ 8 ай бұрын

weakling

@ConiferConnieTreeCow 8 ай бұрын

@@Sillimant_ lmao i said temporarily

@mazzy_ivy 8 ай бұрын

lmfao

@justwanted-he3um 7 ай бұрын

For a sec, i thought it said apple slid

@thisworldsans 7 ай бұрын

Did you get your apple juice in the end?

@kodirawr 5 ай бұрын

ok but "long" is perfectly accurate snake fact

@FabioDaFemboy 3 ай бұрын

“can you tell me about this snake?” “l o n g”

@AoifeBowes 3 ай бұрын

⁠@@FabioDaFemboyyes. Perfect reply. Just that is beautiful. I now love the word, ‘long’.

@cameronspence4977 3 ай бұрын

LONG!

@thebobrkurwa 2 ай бұрын

short

@sauerkids9254 2 ай бұрын

wide

@Miraculousbuggy 16 күн бұрын

'Horse' killed me, I spat my water out all over my computer, crying with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣

@ally_taylorsversion03 3 ай бұрын

Once i sleep texted a whole paragraph about Traveler in Genshin Impact, how they start off in Mondstadt to look for their lost sibling, then after that i said "idk if they actually find their sibling", this was to my friend who knows NOTHING about Genshin Impact

@SupBro124 Ай бұрын

I think it had too much of an impact..

@CrystalThePlayer4U 25 күн бұрын

POTATO SALAD

@emo_pomni 18 күн бұрын

LMAO THIS IS WHAT MY FRIENDS HEAR WHEN I JUST SAY ONE THING ABOUT GENSHIN

@averagecupofcoffee 17 күн бұрын

As a genshin player that’s just the kind of stuff I say out loud to myself daily, this game is a joke I cannot escape

@emo_pomni 17 күн бұрын

@@averagecupofcoffee I am suffering from genshin brainrot (that's what my brother calls it) too

@keels829 9 ай бұрын

The ones near the end of the ppl sleep texting their partners about how much they love them is so frickin cute 🥺 also I completely lost it at Sloan's snake fact

@heatherandluke3252 9 ай бұрын

long

@larscarvalho5323 9 ай бұрын

long

@fionamclary7631 9 ай бұрын

long

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 9 ай бұрын

Long? long

@Mr.Bob-Gray 9 ай бұрын

long

@panickednoodle 9 ай бұрын

Gotta applause this man’s dedication to not only read gibberish, but to do so correctly 👌

@vikaaaaaa 9 ай бұрын

hi unus annus pfp

@panickednoodle 9 ай бұрын

@@vikaaaaaa Memento Mori

@vikaaaaaa 9 ай бұрын

@@panickednoodle memento mori

@Mo_Mauve 9 ай бұрын

10:01 Mispronunciation of gibberish.

@panickednoodle 9 ай бұрын

@@Mo_MauveYou’re right! Matt, I am _disappointed_

@TereziPyrope413 3 ай бұрын

"np i noy" is the cutest thing ever idk why

@Boopishmoop Ай бұрын

10:26 Ok “I do wash a mean shoe” has GOT to be my favorite one.

@GoofyGooberMars 9 ай бұрын

7:34 I love moments like this where Matt starts laughing halfway through reading something 😂😂

@zkam900 9 ай бұрын

yeah Edit: only like comments that say "yeah"

@rolandfromlibraryofruina 9 ай бұрын

yeah

@chesno611 9 ай бұрын

yeah

@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 9 ай бұрын

Me too

@greilus4535 9 ай бұрын

yeah

@Iamalive123 4 ай бұрын

This once happened to me. Here's how the convo went Me: "i just peed" Friend: "Okay? I don't think i needed to know that-" Me: "like a a a a a a a a" Friend: "A what?" Me: "Bald pigeon cream" Friend: "Yeah I'm going back to sleep" Me: "beware of it"

@ButtonsButt 4 ай бұрын

OMG IM FUCKIN DYING 🤣

@JoPo-nk8pr 4 ай бұрын

Beware the Bald Pigeon Cream . . .

@EmmaF4y 4 ай бұрын

I'm so scared rn

@ryeghiyan4851 4 ай бұрын

Sounds intense

@gPukall16 4 ай бұрын

@@ButtonsButt do i call 911?

@Someone.southafrica 2 ай бұрын

One time I sleep texted my aunt quite late “rats” and when she woke up, just sent a laughing emoji

@KnoxBoulton-sp6eo 20 күн бұрын

Somebody give this man an award for pronouncing all of these

@theaudiotrailerdetective 9 ай бұрын

Petition for matt to continue putting eggs on random people’s door (maybe a halloween special?)

@Matt_Rose 9 ай бұрын

Easter, surely

@AshXPP 9 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rosenope, halloween Edit:: then it's even more unexpected

@idigu1568 9 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rosematt

@KoiDayz 9 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rosehapy eg

@Spongyboi897 9 ай бұрын

Move over Easter Bunny, there's a new egg-hiding person in town!

@YourBoyPawn 4 ай бұрын

"Snake facts, go!" "Long" No, no, she's got a point. SEND HELP WHY IS EVERYONE RESPONDING WITH LONG

@Spudahan 3 ай бұрын

long

@MelonStuffextra 3 ай бұрын

long@@Spudahan

@IdiotaProfesional 3 ай бұрын

long @@MelonStuffextra

@iihxllyy 3 ай бұрын

@@IdiotaProfesionallong

@g00dbunny 3 ай бұрын

long @@IdiotaProfesional

@Dont_look_at_the_sun 2 ай бұрын

“But move aside 🐕s cuz it’s 2023, and guess what? We’ve got a whole 🦆ing new one to worry about!” 😂😂😂

@JailyTheCarGuy Ай бұрын

I never thought I would laugh at the word "Thirsty"

@lollygag_0 6 ай бұрын

GUYS IM JUST REALIZING THAT THE “I’m on my way” SLEEP TEXT UNKNOWN NUMBER MIGHT HAVE BEEN ME 😭

@DuoEditzYT 4 ай бұрын

goddamit

@gabbithealicorn7327 4 ай бұрын

What are the odds? 😂

@lollygag_0 4 ай бұрын

@noahiots I WAS SO CONFUSED I WAS LIKE- “who is this- why are they ‘on their way’ why- DO I KNOW THIS PERSON?”

@myarmsrgone 4 ай бұрын

It's the funniest thing I've seen today Getting a message from an unknown number that's just "I'm on my way." is equal parts hilarious and fucking terrifying

@lollygag_0 4 ай бұрын

@@myarmsrgone i should start doing this just spamming numbers and saying "Im on my way!"

@Lucario0007 4 ай бұрын

I once sleep emailed my teacher “bingus” at 2am

@Naruto121289 4 ай бұрын

LMAO WHY HOW WHAT💀😭💀😭💀

@AoifeBowes 3 ай бұрын

Bingue. Pink cat. At 2 am. To a teacher. That’s a perfect story. Make that a story.

@Lucario0007 3 ай бұрын

@@AoifeBowes it was too my cooking teacher

@Lucario0007 3 ай бұрын

@@Naruto121289 tired and randomly texting on discord with outlooks tab next to them

@ItchyBurritoActual 2 ай бұрын

F - -

@funnycomedyy 2 ай бұрын

This man makes me laugh so hard for the first time in over a year. Well done mate im crying

@daviddimarco1629 21 күн бұрын

After watching these videos and hearing Matt Rose speak fluent gibberish, I am convinced he can take a word search puzzle and make coherent words out of it line for line.

@garris2046 8 ай бұрын

7:36 HEARING MATT GENUINLY LAUGH MADE MY HEART HAPPY

@S0larEclipse... 8 ай бұрын

ME TOO

@1fleshnhim 8 ай бұрын

7:33 for the entire text

@thefunnies3971 8 ай бұрын

Matt

@Naruto121289 8 ай бұрын

same

@peppinolikespizza 5 ай бұрын

Sussy...

@silverally4572 9 ай бұрын

everyone always talks about how good matt is at pronouncing gibberish, but another thing i love is the sort of tone he uses for very simple statements, like when he goes "L O N G" at 5:13 it just perfectly captures the energy of like a 3 year old barging into their parents' room at 2am to announce that they farted or something

@inkterp5322 9 ай бұрын

IAM NOW CRYING FROM LAUGHTER JESUS FUCK HELLLLLLPPPPPPP THE THREE YEAR OLD IMGAE IS TOO GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋

@gachabloxgirl3958 9 ай бұрын

@@inkterp5322SAME BAHAHHA CUZ IK IVE DONE THIS BEFORE TO MY PARENTS AND ITS HILARIOUS TO THINK ABOUT

@majarini 9 ай бұрын

BEST comment, oml 😂

@_benevolentone 9 ай бұрын

STOPPP NOT THE THREE YEAR OLD 😭😭

@texastank 8 ай бұрын

*tittyhead*

@user-wc6sg7lh7z Ай бұрын

5:45 HOW CAN YOU EVEN READ THAT ?!?! I AM IMPRESSED !😭 GOD I LOVE THIS CHANNEL SM!!

@fIREFLOWER516 3 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard my sides hurt and I couldn't breathe and I was crying and rolling on the floor. only this KZfaq video has ever done that. thank you so much!

@gamingandchess 9 ай бұрын

I dont care what people say but noodle boy is the scientifically best pick up line. Works every time. From experience.

@sethmilligan8833 9 ай бұрын

I take it you ship spicynoodles?

@MintBunHunter 9 ай бұрын

pasta girl

@ask343 9 ай бұрын

i'm using that @@MintBunHunter

@ArcstoneBionicle 9 ай бұрын

Ideally shouted at the top of one's lungs while on fire.

@mischiefburns 9 ай бұрын

I heard it in the exact voice lol

@NevazkKa 4 ай бұрын

"Send god" is such a powerful quote

@xe8905 2 ай бұрын

Oh, the fulk??

@user-betprolol 27 күн бұрын

:send god

@bradleybrown8428 3 ай бұрын

This is one of my absolute favourite channels. It’s amazing!

@kd_ss Ай бұрын

Best video I’ve seen on this channel yet 😂 The end was so emotional

@SaraRankins. 9 ай бұрын

Oh that last convo between the girlfriend and her sleeping boyfriend is so wholesome!

@KitCatIsNotACat 9 ай бұрын

It’s my favorite one

@alexanderthemidI 9 ай бұрын

gaming is stronger than love

@alexanderthemidI 9 ай бұрын

the forces of minecraft will defeat romantic relationships 😂😂

@69sugarskull69 9 ай бұрын

@@alexanderthemidI i wish you luck in this thing called life.

@viljamtheninja 9 ай бұрын

@@alexanderthemidI ........ If you're really that dedicated to gaming, then at least play some Ninja Gaiden or something, not just fucking Minecraft.

@that.transgender.cosplayer 9 ай бұрын

the last one was so sweet and adorable, I love how she handled her boyfriend's sleep texts

@autonomouscollective2599 9 ай бұрын

The last one was actually i tittyhead, but that as sweet and adorable too.

@JSE_NM 8 ай бұрын

@@autonomouscollective2599LOL

@ahogammer6895 8 ай бұрын

2nd to last 1*

@tsukiokami1999 8 ай бұрын

@IonRuby oh great another transphobe thinking they are worth a shit. fuck off yeah? Im transgender too and Bisexual you gonna have an aneurism now?

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 7 ай бұрын

@IonRubyI don’t see anything wrong with their profile picture and channel

@vegvisirskald2172 26 күн бұрын

Dude I've had to stop the video and back up so many times already I can't stop laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in years. Ima need more of these mate.

@giraffe912 4 ай бұрын

I'm so glad I'm not alone. I've even tried buying curtains in my sleep.

@Pixelcraftian 4 ай бұрын

_"i am paranoid about this new killer"_ I was drinking water Matt Rose!! You did not have to make me laugh then

@pentagonanimates 4 ай бұрын

oh helo

@Nikkii199045 3 ай бұрын

*"what?"*

@HVY526 3 ай бұрын

PENTAGONANIMATES WATCHES MATT ROSE TOO

@AmyWall-mt4og 11 күн бұрын

Yeah, laughing with a mouthful of water is not a very good idea...

@1tz._S1x3R 4 ай бұрын

"Cows with hair." " *Ponytail.* " This is my favorite istg-

@2025Fox 2 ай бұрын

"what will we dress for the party" "As an egg"

@1tz._S1x3R 2 ай бұрын

@@2025Fox lol

@user-hh1it7rf2n 2 ай бұрын

Yay dku j efg

@jeandutoit1226 2 ай бұрын

@@user-hh1it7rf2no_o

@eliashinds2370 2 ай бұрын

Bars

@eva-nf9fl 4 ай бұрын

i need another one of these. I've rewatched it so much. feed me father Matt

@joshhaworth2155 25 күн бұрын

I remember when a friend meant to text me "yeahhh..." but instead she said "uhevvv...". I suspect she was half asleep at the time.

@holycow4679 5 ай бұрын

"I do wash a mean shoe" is easily the best one here

@Lunam_D._Roger 3 ай бұрын

Yeah. That one and "long"

@Antifearn 9 ай бұрын

My mom recently sleep-texted me a recipe for Japanese fried chicken while she was at a chemotherapy appointment. I thought it looked delicious from the pictures, so I texted her asking if she would make it. She had no recollection of ever sending it to me, but we tried it anyways and absolutely loved it.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 9 ай бұрын

That is not the ending I expected. But it is a wholesome one. I hope the chemo works. Similar kept my mum going, without suffering or side-effects, for many years. I hope for full remission for your mum.💜

@Antifearn 9 ай бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494Thank you so much! She actually got a lumpectomy last month and is now starting radiation. She is doing much better and I’m very proud of her progress. 😊

@magicsparks4 9 ай бұрын

awwww

@remsonmyrson6914 3 ай бұрын

I really needed to laugh today because of my swollen eye lid so this really helped! You make the best videos Matt!❤

@chloqrxs 3 ай бұрын

i hope ur eye gets better. have a great day

@TheAmIsYes 10 күн бұрын

The most I’ve ever done is watch tv in my sleep on multiple occasions, like I was sitting in my bed asleep and I was watching it from my dreams

@TjaxArDIks6 9 ай бұрын

"i need to shave" "who's holding you back?" "dept" had me dying of laughter

@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 7 ай бұрын

It kinda does make sense since if you are in debt, you won't have money to buy a razor and shaving cream.

@sachimourya1431 6 ай бұрын

“SEND GOD.” is killing me. I’m gonna be saying this from now on.😂😂😂😂

@user-ed8yx1lk8k 3 ай бұрын

"noeh" - god

@TheMemeStealingVideoEditor2K8 Ай бұрын

sachi what

@samuelcelis2802 6 күн бұрын

1:58 Some sleeptext I like 😂: "How are we dressing for this party?" "As An E G G." ... "Ok🤔."

@freedom_tigress 2 ай бұрын

4:22 "bonk the horsejack" WHAT IS A HORSEJACK-

@Matt_Rose 9 ай бұрын

I think it's fair to say, if you're going to get a tattoo of a sloth sticker, make sure you enunciate it slowly.

@Gaons.hair_ 9 ай бұрын

Yuo Oops i meant to yup, sorry

@what.three_dimensional 8 ай бұрын

and get ready as well

@OKYAH 2 ай бұрын

S l l l o o o o o t t t t t t t t t t t t h h h h h h h h h hvhhh

@Lightmodeblindsyou 2 ай бұрын

I once accidentally sleep texted my bf. I have no idea how it happens. I was terrified.

@lavieestbellexx Ай бұрын

I had to go back and listen to figure out the mishearing, and WOW YEAH

@bonethievery 9 ай бұрын

Matt, you're genuinely one of the only channels that never fails to make me laugh with every single video.

@elijahgipper1837 9 ай бұрын

Michael Jackson never fails to make me dance

@tirushone6446 9 ай бұрын

CRINGE@Fychf

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 9 ай бұрын

'Tis a bot. Or repeated cut-and-paste. Either way, you can report it as spam. Third time I've seen it on here. @@tirushone6446

@SpeedOfTheEarth 9 ай бұрын

same, literally every video😂

@Naruto121289 9 ай бұрын

same

@Sienna6164 13 күн бұрын

I once texted my teacher that I’d meet with him at 10 am and then asked to reschedule due to insomnia Thankfully, he was a good sport about it

@lilolaliane 3 ай бұрын

Dude I haven't laughed this much in years fr thank you 😭 I'm dizzy

@Theratsintrenchcoat 5 ай бұрын

I'm a sleep texter. My old phone , which I had for 3 years, had a thumbprint recondition for unlocking. I had to start signing out of my social medias because it got so bad. I would text mostly coherently. I have night terrors, and sometimes it was related to these - which scared the crap out of my friends. My dad witnessed me sleep texting once, he came in to wake me up and when I did actually wake up about an hour later, he had taken my phone and it was charging in the kitchen. Turns out I was texting HIM about the TRANSFORMERS LORE?

@Chaotiv 4 ай бұрын

wow. thats... something.

@UrLocalAussieBall 3 ай бұрын

Lmaoooooo that would be pretty funny yet confusing

@xXBLANKSENTINELMANIAXx 2 ай бұрын

Real as fuck tho

@miHoLoverse 2 ай бұрын

The transformers lore? Lmao that's lovely

@TheGooseOfChaos Ай бұрын

I can't believe you while sleeping, TEXTED HIM THE TRANSFORMERS LORE?!

@cakemanLHK 9 ай бұрын

It would never in a a hundred years have occurred to me that sleep texting is a thing.

@Gamemaster6400 9 ай бұрын

I think that it exists in two forms: 1. Falling asleep while your phone's open and accidentally using the keyboard or 2. Being mostly asleep but awake enough to do stuff and wanting to inform someone about something that happened in a dream or is on your mind, I've done this one a few times to my partner lol

@JukoYT 9 ай бұрын

@@Gamemaster6400i texted on discord late at night couple of times where i spend 2minutes looking at a sentance trying to figure out if it makes sense

@BluesofButterfly 9 ай бұрын

Few times I picked up my phone to type something in notes app or to text it to someone while half asleep. Then went to sleep again with phone in hand dreaming that I finished doing it. My brain isn't evolved to go through the several steps involved I suppose. 😂😂

@renakunisaki 9 ай бұрын

I guess there's a few ways it can happen. Being half awake, poking random things on the screen in your sleep, voice recognition, falling asleep while writing...

@planefan082 9 ай бұрын

@@renakunisakiI once was informed my a family member in the morning that I'd woken them up at 3am by getting out of bed, going to my laptop (which was in a different room), logged in and searched random nonsense phrases before going back to bed. Sure enough I checked my browser history, there it was. I had the layout of the place and my password both down to muscle memory at that suppose so it's not that implausible

@gatotriyantolanang4028 Күн бұрын

"Im purple, wa, what, help" ia the best imo

@memesofgacha 2 ай бұрын

I don’t know if I’m exhausted or what but I cannot BREATHE this is so funny

@memesofgacha 2 ай бұрын

Oh my god I just realized I was watching it at 1.5 speed

@AdamKlownzinger 4 ай бұрын

“I would never not love you, fictional character or not” is a power move. What power it is asserting, I am not sure. But i know its a power move

@thebirdbrained. 9 ай бұрын

Matt your videos are the rare sort of content that makes you genuinely struggle to avoid laughing out loud when no one’s around

@andrewshouse9840 8 ай бұрын

Seems like at least once each video I have to pause to let the laughter out. Like him trying over and over that section.

@Chameleon_Cat 8 ай бұрын

I just laugh my arse off at 11 in the morning like a dumbaass

@Devantejah 8 ай бұрын

But why would you need to avoid laughing out loud when you're alone? It's not like you're going to bother someone, right?

@thebirdbrained. 8 ай бұрын

True that lol For some reason, people tend to laugh around 30 times less than when they’re not with people. I’m not sure why, but the numbers are kind of staggering @@Devantejah

@8xus_ 8 ай бұрын

Same

@OliviaMadison_26 4 ай бұрын

this literally had me in tears this was so funny. thank you

@V3N0M_F4NG Ай бұрын

1:21 this conversation sent me to a whole nother dimension Istfg 😭🤚

@wavewingman5993 7 ай бұрын

The ones where the boyfriend is sleep texting his girlfriend are so relatable. I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world, and I can totally see myself doing that. I do remember messaging her while I was on the verge of sleep in the past, and I probably said a lot of stuff like that in my half-asleep state.

@eetuthereindeer6671 6 ай бұрын

I wish I wasn't such an extrovert.... 😔 i need company but when I get some I get so exhausted in like 1 hour and then just wanna sleep. Then im lonely again Its like i wanna see people when im alone and wanna be alone when I see people. Its tough

@rotisseriepossum 6 ай бұрын

reminds me of how my husband will scramble to hold my hand in his sleep, it’s so cute

@KimDare75 5 ай бұрын

Certified Annabeth and Percy moment

@KimDare75 5 ай бұрын

@@eetuthereindeer6671Eeeeeeh, I think you got that wrong? (Or me, probably...) Isn't extroversion being charged by being around people and introversion getting exhausted around them? In this case, you'd be more of a light introvert (gets tired of people, but still wants them) or an ambivert (both somehow). I can relate to this MASSIVELY though. I feel ya.

@eetuthereindeer6671 5 ай бұрын

@@KimDare75 I did get them wrong lol you're right 😂

@Tabby.exe_ 7 ай бұрын

Matt is a grown man, yet still laughs at a sleep text telling someone to “protect the sausage I can’t it’s gonna gat too soggy”

@stevenswapp4768 3 ай бұрын

MATT thank you so much for taking the time to read all this out loud

@_Midnight_Dream_ 3 күн бұрын

I was eating while watching this, laughed so much, I couldn’t eat, almost choked, and fell off my bed

@friedensgabel 9 ай бұрын

"i do wash a mean shoe" has to be one of the most glorious boasts ever

@DrBarbequeSauce 7 ай бұрын

Agreed, I want it on a shirt and one that just says 'send god'

@gorebunny 6 ай бұрын

@@DrBarbequeSauce can we please include the "i love unnamed sos cute" and make a collection of dumb shirts?

@DrBarbequeSauce 6 ай бұрын

@@gorebunny For sure, if we're making an entire collection, we also need 'Have you put your buggies in the oven yet?'

@tsifirakiehl4250 6 ай бұрын

We also need “Kg as those look as DUCKINGF good”

@TheMemeStealingVideoEditor2K8 Ай бұрын

We also need one that says "can u throw mr granola bar :)))"

@teachmetohowl 9 ай бұрын

Matt's videos have convinced me that the ability to pronounce nonsense is actually useful

@NotxbossThexbot 3 ай бұрын

I kicked a table in my sleep, i'd much rather that than any of these texts to anyone lol

@AddyTrent 2 ай бұрын

The way he got so mad because he couldn’t pronounce this bit 5:32 😂😂😂😂

@kickstxr 9 ай бұрын

Matt may not ever sleep but he never fails to post sleep texting videos.

@turkey_sandwhich 9 ай бұрын

@Fychfuhhh

@1kaz1 9 ай бұрын

Bc he posts these asleep

@rachele3334 9 ай бұрын

I started a journal of funny things my husband says when he takes ambien. My two favorites are “Wait, are you my wife?” and “I declare this day, September 28, a holy day of hilarity.”

@pixelpossum49 8 ай бұрын

Oh god, Ambien. My mama took Ambien for years. One time she knocked on my door at like 4am and opened the door to see me sitting in my room with the lights on, sitting up in a chair, reading a book. I put my book down and said "Hey, you okay? You need anything?" after which she squinted at me for a very long time with a very confused look on her face and whispered "are you awake???" the way you do when you dont want to speak too loudly in case the person really is asleep. I looked at her and sarcastically said "Oh yeah, I just have really gotten into reading books in my sleep lately. You know how it is." And she 100% seriously said "Okay sorry I love you I'll let you sleep" and left. I cried laughing at that.

@MaoTao 8 ай бұрын

There's also Muscimol which is found in the Amanita Muscaria mushroom, which is basically the precursor to Ambien. It even works on the same receptors in the brain. That one had me thinking that mirrors had time limits and that the moon was the eye of James May.

@heyheyheizou 6 ай бұрын

September 28th is my birthday💀💀

@elizavetapavlova4672 6 ай бұрын

The "holy day of hilarity" just sent me 😂😂

@novaseer 6 ай бұрын

was it september 28th when he said that

@ii.Cleo.xoxo. 4 ай бұрын

I literally laughed uncontrollably til the end of this vid lmaooo, this shit was funny asf I couldn't breathe 😭😭

@Fanny-Fanny Ай бұрын

Growing up in the 80s, I remember rocking out with my girlfriends to this song. Ah, what memories! Thanks! FF x

@Ravenna.E.Blackbird 9 ай бұрын

10:25 The variety of nonsensical texts shown simultaneously followed by a chorus of *"What?"* is *top tier cinematography,* you simply cannot change my mind.

@Jellotines 8 ай бұрын

*what?*

@TediiMilkyWayz 8 ай бұрын

@@Jellotines*w h a t(

@lillianruiz9474 8 ай бұрын

*WGAT*

@icylexplode 7 ай бұрын

what

@A_Peashooters_Content 6 ай бұрын

Wit?

@randomlilith 9 ай бұрын

Matt Rose you don't know me and these videos are just for fun (lots of fun, they're very funny) but I struggle with dissociation a lot and watching a video from you sometimes makes me smile enough to pull me out of the spiral when I have no other way of grounding myself. Never stop posting, you're a cool guy :)

@Matt_Rose 9 ай бұрын

😊😊😊

@idigu1568 9 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rose😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

@sannarasmussen7040 9 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rose😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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