As a lyricist, this shit is sent either from heaven or hell because holy shit 😭

Charlie: “I gotta go record a video in 2 minutes.” Charlie 45 minutes later:

i have never seen someone that cannot sing for shit and has the voice of an angel at the same time

it's official, jortstorm is the song of the summer

Live proof for charlie being a living breathing looney tunes character

I would pay so much money for Charlie Slimecicle to make a stream series where he just writes silly songs with chat until we can release a full album

bro really sat down and improved a sixteenth note run on kazoo at 140 bpm and thought we wouldn't notice

I love the fact that the backing track is just a random track he found for use, because that means there's a chance in the future that someone else will use it and ill be like "where did i hear this before?" and ill be thinking about it for a long time until i remember and shout JORT STORM and it is once again stuck in my head

Love how he goes "jorthulu is that anything????" like if its not EVERYTHING. THATS WHEN U KNEW HE WASN"T JORTING AROUND

Can we just appreciate Charlie's talent for singing?😭💗

The funniest part is the fact that most JRWI music intros have at least some canonical relation to the story, this is just pure chaos and Jort storm appeared for 10 minutes and then died 💀

I can only image how insane this must have been for a non-JRWI enjoyer. Hearing this song with only the context of "Jean elemental" must have been a fever dream. Im so ready for this.

"I got a genetic test but all my genes are shorts" is the best sentence I've ever heard

why are the vocals good Charlie what the fuck

The most fun part about the song was how involved chat was. Like we weren’t just spamming 🔥🔥, there were so many good ideas.

15:48 my fav moment when he found the perfect lyrics and YELLED

Everyone bow down for JORT STORM is in our presence.

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE SOIL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🦠🦠🦠

slm: next 15 minutes im gonna use to write this song vod: *an hour long*

I feel like Charlie is just as surprised at his voice than all of us

This just in: we're recieving reports, that a new fad is taking the nation by storm, its name? JORTS It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe (Woo!) It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I really like the denim but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas and my dad likes supreme I'm not like either of them, I got the recessive jean/gene! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! JORT SOTRM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! IS THAT A JORT STORM COMING MY WAY? AAAAAAAAA JORTICANE JORTNADO JORTNAMI JORTQUAKE JORTRUPTION JORTALANCHE JOOORTPOCALYPSE The jort storm's comin', (JORTS) So you better start running fast, its a chase but be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down They're the new sensation (JORTS) Wear 'em to every occaison Jorts in the pool Or even better, Wear 'em to a funeral yeah! (J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!) My personality is 99% Jorts, I got a genetic test, but all my jeans/genes are short! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight JORT STORM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight I THINK I MIGHT FUCKING DIE, THANK GOD I'VE GOT THESE JORTS! Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight to this studio, To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy, I love yo-AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa The elders foretold. (JORTS) Of a fashion so bold. A new god of the earth. (JORTHULU) Will seal it in denim and turn it into jearth!

When Charlie finally got out the kazoo chat was absolutely fucking ecstatic The chat was going so fast

We need to appreciate the lyrical masterpiece that is “I got a genetic test, but all my jeans are shorts”

As tommy has said, Charlie is an actual op human being.

Yo,”my personality is 99% jorts, i got a genetic test but all my genes were short” is somehow a double entendre, sounds fire too

4:30 - I've been saying this a lot but Charlie's excitement about Ranboo playing with him is literally so brotherly of him. They are the equivalent of Tommy and Wilbur and I see them as this duo's American cousins lol

I love how he’s like „i only have five minutes“ and he ends up spending an hour on it classic Charlie I loved it though gg

This is officially the only song ever. The jortex has consumed me and I am now part of the Jort-hivemind. Also, when I heard the slower, very echo-y end, I totally thought the song would finish with the rise of Jorthulu, and there's just ominous laughter and lightning reverberating in the background

1:02:03 here’s the time stamp for when the song is finished for those who are constantly replaying this song like me. By god this man is something else, able to turn a stupid joke into a genuine banger with nothing but his wit and amazing recommendations from chat. Love this guy

i was laughing so hard i got lightheaded at him saying "what the fuck, i hit that shit, what the fuck" because yes sir he did, that was such an amazing part lmao 30:04

i already know damn well this song is gonna be playing on repeat in my car.

WE MAKING IT OUT THE JORTEX WITH THIS ONE!🔥🔥🔥👖👖🔥🔥🔥

im so serious when i say i NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY ive had it in my head since the stream i genuinely love it

I would never imagine anyone who has more than one functional kazoo at a time, but for Charlie it actually makes sense BTW love the whole concept of Jort Storm, wish he returns to Riptide one day

“I got the recessive jean” is the funniest pun I have ever heard.

I love realizing slowly how good Charlie as at improv lyrics

was singing along and accidentally said "jorts sword" and im terrified of what that would possibly look like

Wait, he did the kazoo part in ONE TAKE ?!! (1:00:50)

Y'know it's a good fucking song when Philza Minecraft can't get it out of his head.

I just watched 1 hour 5 minutes and 50 seconds of a man singing about jorts. I loved every single second of it.

I love how he's so proud of every line to the point where he giggles so happily when putting together his song. Watching him make music just warms my heart!

can we please appreciate Charlie being able to hit high notes such as 21:05 and sound flawless?

watching him get SO hyped at his own creation is amazing. i think every artist should be allowed to be this excited and entertained by their art

Charlie repeatedly laughing at his silly little song is giving me life

Im starting to realize Charlie is just a superior being in all ways

I need the full version somewhere. Ive already got it stuck in my head, I cant just keep going back in the vod to relisten. Please. This is amazing. Charlie is so fucking talented

I really wanted the lyrics to be “my personality is 99% jorts, I never wanted it to end this way taken by the storm.” And then cut to like a serious audio clip about like the dangers of jorts and how they are taking over the world

JORTSTORM JORTSTORM IS COMING TONIGHT

this song is going to be programmed into my head for like days bro💀

its crazy how he just cranked out a banger in like just under an hour

"Epic instrumental? Okay, alright let me grab a kazoo." BAHAHAHAAHAHH

Cg5's been **real** quiet since this came out 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥👖👖👖

The transition from "fast" to "it's a chase" is actually so good

Why is his singing voice SO GOOD?!??!!???

Kazoo has NO RIGHT TO SOUND THIS GOOD HOLY SHIT- this slaps

There is currently a flood warning in Chicago the moment I listened to this. This man is a god.

Jortstorm was actually fire I need it on all music services NOW

The man, The Myth, The Legend, CG6

10 names for a Charlie band: The Jortening Charlie and the Sludge The Goopy Jorts Charlie and the Jortstriders The Jortacorn Goopy Destiny 100 Days, 1000 Slimes The Kazoo Krawlers Notices Your Sludge There (more of a name for a song) Slimecicle in the Goo-bleckrooms

the little giggles when hes excited, u can tell hes havin a good time lmao (and so are we)

As a music producer, this pleases me very much

15:50 "i took a genetic test but all my genes are shorts" absolute MASTERPIECE OF A LYRIC is created

"i got a genetic test but all my genes are shorts" that bar came to him through a vision, no human could possibly perceive a line that fire

whoever put "the elders foretold of a fashion so bold" in the chat is actually a prophet sent by god

As a musician, I very much approve of the sick instrumental kazoo solo

The high notes though 👀

Currently a jortnado is closing in on my home. As my last comment on this jearth, I would like to ask: Spotify release when?

My life is so horrible that I just spent an hour of my time watching a full grown man write a song about literal jorts… …And enjoyed it

Until this video I didn't even realize that improv on the kazoo is possible.

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite song of this campaign.

I wish I could show this song to normal people but I think they'd have concerns for my mental state. It's so good. It's all I sing.

Slimecicle Never fails to entertain me

The fucking maniacal giggles dude same

Holy shit, this is one of my favorite streams ever. Please PLEASE do this more.

very important time stamp😌 58:26 kazoo is whipped out

charlie slimecicle is beyond this reality. literally every single line in his silly song hes so hyped about he giggles at every idea chat gives him even if he has to change an idea he really likes and he hit that high note first try?? he truly is a mighty one among us

Jortstorm has been stuck in my head so consistently that it’s become the mental background music to my every day life.

It's been almost six months since this came out, and I still go around my house singing "Jort Storm, Jort Storm's coming tonight / Jort Storm it's a catEGORY FIIIIIVE" so much so that my roommates do it now too. Slime you're actually insane and a total legend for this

I love how intense this song is and it’s about jorts.

charlie: "i'll join right away" *continues jorting out*

Its always funny watching this video because you can tell hes genuinely enjoying the process, the giggles, the laughing, the self hype? If only everyone had the same energy this man has, we'd be so happy

So Mr.Slime where can I listen to all of your absolute banger songs youve made with such hits as "Flippa" and your new hit single "Jort Storm" which tells the story of the calamity.

THE PICTURE IN THE BACKGROUND LMAO HE FINALLY GOT IT FOR HIS MOM

This is the best song I have ever heard, if you do not publish this, I am going to jort-circuit

Truly one of the songs of all time

It's actually fascinating to watch his creative process. We can see he thrives on impro, and he does shit with absolutely no fear whatsoever

This song is going to be stuck in my head forever now when I wear Jorts. CHARLIE PLEASE MAKE MORE MUSIC, EVERY TIME YOU DO IT A MASTEROEICE!!! 😭😭😭

this is a genuine masterpiece slime is a true singer

This is the single greatest song that has ever graced this jearth

I need a jort strom music video so bad i need it or i'll die

I fully get this emotion of feeling so goofy making something that you can’t help but be excited for yourself because of how silly what your doing is

To understand jortstorm there is about 104 episodes of his lore before the true storm

The new lovejoy albums seems great!

always a pleasure to watch the slimecicle mind at work

47:43 "the ancients foretold of fashion so bold, that it'd ripp a whole throughout time"

Honestly watching this after the finished video is incredibly inspiring.

I started writing a song the day before he streamed this and when I listened I was disappointed with my own song… ITS TO GOOD ITS ILLEGAL

If this song doesn't make it into spotify imma throw hands

11:57 "why are they in the pool" made me laugh so hard for some reason

fun fact: I swam in jorts when I went camping and thought I didn’t have a swimsuit… twice. And both times I did pack a swimsuit it just wasn’t where I thought it was and I was just inclined to swim in jorts.