“Little Yucky Funky Boy” “ Little Slippery Sludgy Son” “Tiny Whiney Grimey Lad” Sounds like the most dysfunctional family of dwarves I’ve ever heard of

You left out the best quote from the stream: Wilbur: “I’m from a different country” Charlie: “why”

*Ranboo in the dsmp: very high-quality and professional actor* *Ranboo in the origin smp when they’re doing a bit: i guess I’ll go mine this tree then*

Slmccl:"i have been reduced, i have been reused, and now im about to be recycled" Ranboo:"NO the three step process" -Slmccl & Ranboo 2021

*"I have been reduced, I have been reused and I am about to be recycled"* -Slmccl

The nature of society is that you put Wilbur Soot on a minecraft server for long enough and eventually the American Revolution happens.

18:27 Dude ranboo can literally be the voice for those types of games!

deadass feel weird trying to watch this because of Wilbur

Charlie is canonically a slave owner, gold miner, revolutionary, a southerner, and confederate soldier

Charlie in complete seriousness saying “I feel like I need a better education system” when talking about the history of America is a bit too real

20:18 This entire thing feels ao nostalgic, but is also probably an accurate representation of what hell is like.

i love how "slimy skin" is a debuff but he wants it more than anything else

“Papa, I must go back to the water cycle”

Ranboo and Slimecicle: *talking about American history accidentally makes a mini U.S. in the process*

ranboo and charlie explained everything i learned in my 8th grade year in a couple minutes.

charlie: "i am going to fill it with things that make me feel sad" wilbur: "like what?" tubbo: "decapitated pets"

“*inhale* my brand.” - Charlie, morph mod video

I like how everyone chooses their ability according to their skin and preference except tommy who just became vegan

14:03 dang was was ranboo looking at💀💀

Wilbur: Look at youuuu, ur so tinyyyy. Charlie: Im gonna bounce on your grave wilbur

Alternate title: Slime boy speedruns American history with tall boy

Wilbur is DESPERATELY just trying to get Charlie to build a house throughout the entire video LMAO

8:09 *casually bounces past Fragranceman’s grave*

11:12 im using this for my history test

Ranboo has so much lore: • Angsty DSMP lore • Charlie being his son • Tubbo being his husband Are any of these related? I don’t know!

Charlie and Ranboo speedrunning American history feels like a badly made school project they're presenting

mom can we go see death grips? no honey, we have death grips at home death grips at home: 19:29

At 5:14 when Wilbur went up the ladder I didn’t see the ladder at first and thought he was just *a s c e n d i n g*

Charlie: Separates Florida from America Dream: *Angry floridian speedruner noises*

The original plot of *Reincarnated as a Slime* was wild dude.

11:20 like there wasn't enough wars. 😂😶

11:30 they forgot the industrial revolution

Charlie and ranboo summing up America's past is basically when you haven't been paying attention in history class and you're asked to summarize what the teacher has been saying

Ranboo and Charlie just summed up 9 years of my schools history classes in 3 minutes

11:00 Who needs to be in history class when you can just watch Slmccl and Ranboo? 😂 I feel like I just went to 5th grade again.

15:06 did I just hear the Atomic Breath noise? Lol

When Charlie said ''I feel like I need a better education system.'' and neither Ranboo or Wilbur laughed, I was like, oh man the inside joke... oh man the goddamn inside joke

“you cant suck out my soul now, British boy” I CANNOT PLEASE THE FACT THAT THE STUDENTS AT HOGWARTS WERE *NOT* AMERICAN WHICH MEANS THE DEMENTORS BEING IN THE AREA AND AROUND THE ACCENTS PROBABLY WERE BRITISH

17:29 I'M A WOODEN PICKAXE

20:43 hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok ok charlie: shhh I build secret base under friend base. Wilbur: '_' charlie: oh wtf

12:36 Wilbur: No, the problem is with new America- Charlie: *THERE'S NOT A SINGLE PROBLEM WITH NEW AMERICA*

Ranboo: *gives slime a lead to take his own lead* Me: daaaawww Also me: *remembers what leads are made of* W A I T

7:47 lol

Tubbo shouting "IM A WOODEN PICKAXE" got me lmao

ranboos voice was so good when he did the “press Q to play again” bit of the vid

Alternate Title: Ranboo and Slmccl teach everybody the american history that teachers have been teaching us for 3 years in three minutes

i love how he called wilbur a dementor

3 years ago...

How dare they violate god's laws and create such a demonic hybrid-thing. This is truly *_slime-sickening._*

"We should make a house with many 1-block-tall holes." So basically, one of those hamster houses with all the small tubes and stuff.

at 6:32 you can see the ladder through wilber and i thought it was his ribs

12:14 *Inpendum Declarandum!*

Isn’t this the third SMP he’s announced he had joined recently , and all 3 of them basically having the same people.

Dear Charlie, You’ve once again embedded yourself in my subconscious. In my most recent dream me and you were walking through a church that I used to attend. You also had the power to bring people back to life which you only ever used to once to try and bring Jesus back from the dead. As we were walking through this church you were trying to convince me that God was not real and how “if he was real he would’ve killed me a long time ago”. This time there was no funny pun but there was a moment where we walking into the pastors room and I began talking to my old pastor but then out of nowhere you said “this place smells like ass.” And flipped the poor mans desk. You also threw a Bible at a small child. Love, God.

You can't bounce on Wilbur's grave He's a ghost, he's already dead

17:23 wait a bit IM A WOODEN PICKAXE

"let's start a civil war before wilbur comes back" oh oh no

This is one of the funniest Minecraft mods ever, someone should make a series on that

why was Ranboo's voice so perfect for a game- XD

10:39 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝘀

Charlie: ill fill my basement with things that make me sad Wilbur: like what? Charlie: *sees wilbur in the basement* nevermind its good

why didnt he make a "hey guys, gotta bounce!" joke

me, a florida dweller watching 11:58- ;-;

I watched wilbur's perspective of this and he deafened during that part... 10:00 Now I know what they were talking about and I'm dying...

pov: youre british trying to act like you know what's going on during the American history bit

18:14 is it just me or does Ranboo's voice actually sound like it could be from a game??

13:12 IS SO FUNNY I CAN'T 😭😭

Fun fact, when my history class started this video came out, I watched it, my teacher overheard and said, “yeah they’re about right.” And everyone bursted out laughing and for some reason I felt embarrassed. I just feel *powerful* now.

Tubbo’s 9 inventory slots which he keeps when he dies is gonna just be filled with flowers

“i literally do not have renter’s insurance, what the fuck” has me losing my MIND

when god is looking at you when you stole a purse from a old lady: 0:27

7:35 Just a little timestamp for me

"This is the History of America with Charlie and Ranboo."

I love it when my best friend goes invisible every once in a while, usually this happens after i take my schizophrenia pills.

That was like a three minute history class that I actually liked 👁👄👁

5:27 Wilbur was not appeased with your pun 😆

5:45 is funnier when you realize that Wilbur’s 6’5” and Ranboo’s 6’6”

I want to see Charlie and Quackity cause some chaos together.

My head canon is that charlie at somepoint died in war and had is conscious magically put into a slime pile

2:50 “the sun is a deadly lazer”

Charlie: finally matures into an adult creeper: explosions go burr

wilbur be like: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

As a Floridian, I approve of our relocation.

9:54 wait.. SHLATT IS ON THE ORIGINSMP?

The new feature for the slime origin: The ability to grow back to normal size if he eats slime balls Is only able to respawn in slime chunks

"I'm gonna fuckin' bounce on your grave dude.." I love this quote so much

3:12 this was the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. Slimeccl weeeeeee Willbur weeeeee OOP

0:10 I like how the choice for being a -catboy- feline just has objectively less problems than most of the other origin choices

Charlie please tell me this is not a “one and done” server, it’s a good group, please make this kinda regular

From Wilburs window Charlie’s land looks.... suspiciously like Florida.

13:41 that time I got reincarnated as a slime

bro ranboos voice was perfect for the dance dance revolution thing😂😂😂

3:29 Charlie with voice changer is literally just Purpled.

The fact that ranboo actually sounds like he could be the voice on a game at 18:12 -18:42

there's one important event you forgot in the american history, two towers

Imagine if they incorporated this into the dream smp

Disappointed that Slimesicle wasn't burgers. Smh my head

Is no one going to talk about how when Ranboo said “Press Q to play again!” It sounded like an actual voice you would hear in a dance machine game???

Someone:why are you invisible Wilbur:THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

Just like a lot of American history books, they skipped right over slavery