i can’t believe i clicked on this

If you don’t put Nemi on smash you’re lying to yourself Update: I’m proud of you 😌

Considering the fact that the DBD Freddy is based on a Child Pred im DEFFFFF passing LOL

Trapper is a smash. Tight cheeks and buff meat

"...I feel like she's the type that after sex, she's going to give me cliff notes on what I could have done better. She's going to have like an itinerary for what I need to improve before next time..." I love this phrase so much xD

Das Food is definitely a SMASH

DF: David eh not a big fan of the cig Bill canonically the biggest smoker on earth DF: Bill? Hard smash

“I went into Nea thinking pass, but there is a sadness in her eyes,” is quite the roller coaster of a sentence 🤣

I LOVED the no hesitation "smash" for Doctor. Finally someone who said "smash." I def subbed after that.

Trickster is the man who would want YOU to "service" him and if he gives anything back in return he would expect you to be grateful. Hard no.

Food bi king?

Hell yeah, this is the type of content I eat for breakfast, thank you for giving us insight into your picks of smashability

hey man, so im saying this under the assumption you're straight and sorry if it's wrong lol, but thank you for going thru the male characters!!!!!!!! so many former gaming friends of mine would get so weird abt smash/pass games involving male characters like GROW UP we're not gonna actually have the chance guys 😭 and love that it didn't impede you for a damn second

In all seriousness, being sexually attractive as a killer is a galaxy brain move. Being scaroused is very debilitating. It's hard to focus on surviving when you're being chased by a sexy killer. It also doesn't help that no one really dies forever in DBD due to the Groundhog Day-esque mechanics, giving hapless survivors some leeway to "accidentally" get themselves caught.

simping for Pyramid Head

So many of the killers I want to give a hug to over smashing lol

Quentin is a no but his actor is a hella smash

Thank god you passed Lisa, she was canonically 16 years old when she died/transforms into a monster

‘’Felix gets a smash, or maybe he smashes me…’’ I laughed more than I should have haha 😂

Freddy as a character a pass. Robert England, yes

RIOTTTTT trickster is so perfect I would let him do so many things

I like how you make sure you can’t get canceled before smashing. Very progressive smash.

The pass on Ghostface was insane. INSANE. How in tarnation can you smash Billy and pass on Zaddy Jed?????

HARD smash on the Trapper, David, Felix, and Pyramid head.

Turns out Das food is quite kinky and I enjoy this lol

Pyramid Head is definitely a cool guy. He probably has the best muscles in the game!

"i can fix her"

I think he missed the Ferryman. Everybody always forgets about the Ferryman until they meet him on the Styx. Going off of his past judgements with these cosmetic Killers, I'm going to preemptively say that Ferryman would get a pass. A boat ride on the River Styx at night does sound kinda romantic, though. Just be careful not to fall in.

The fact that I want ghost face to murder me concerns me

If you're wondering why so many people find Ghostie hot, it boils down to confidence, his sigh of a stun noise, the stalker vibes, and the fact every goddamned Scream fan in existence simps for the phone voice and that has transferred to DBD.

The entity is a smash 😏

i love this content man .... pretty chill vibes keep up mate we need more people likes u

9:20 probably for the best to pass James, Last relationship didn't end so well

blight is the defanition of "sloppy toppy"

Man, I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. Great video.

I was about to subscribe before I remembered I already am, but if I could double sub I would 100% just because you said Jeff was a smash without even thinking. About time people showed Jeff some love

Your Yui assessment is completely accurate. Good job Mr. Food

He is losing it, and I'm here for it.

Tbh I feel like you either smash ALL of Legion or none of them. It would make sense for them to roll like that.

you weren't recommended this. you searched for this

As a julie main the susies are coming after you

"Jake is a pass" 😦 *no hesitation* "Doctor is a smash" Alright I'll let it slide

Wasn’t expecting a video about how down bad you are for huntress, but okay

Das Food: Okay, Nurse! She's cute but she wants to strangle me, so it's a pass! I'm not falling for that... A few seconds later he wants to smash Anna and Michael.:p

Dude you made the best decision to pass Susie, she is like 15😂😂

I had a feeling that he would make a video like this

I love how when you said, “Ash” the character says, “Kiss my grits!!” Lol

That's 28 minutes of my life I will NEVER get back. Worth it tho

Wraith may be scrawny but him in the Wax Candle outfit and his thick arms in that is a smash for me :D

I love how you smashed pyramid head with NO CONTEXT!😂 same! Smash immediately! No explanation needed

Chatter was a child before he was turned into a cenobite too yk 😳

I'm glad the Look-See got noted here. I've certainly seen some art.

I hope I forgot nobody while literally pasding over the baba yaga

unsub for passing ghostface, how could you

I'm so offended that you passed on Jake

i can’t believe this man considered krampus an option

Das Food is the ultimate smash in this video.

Man, I know that the Xenomorph didn‘t exist at this time in the game but a Xenomorph is - no doubt - top smash.

Y'all better pass on Heather she is like 16 in SH3 and barely legal in DBD And James... The last person he smashed didn't live after and not even mentioning what he created with that frustration

As a legion man I have to say Susie a girl with braces can have some Self conscious thoughts, but she could be kind and gentle. But smash or pass Yeaanooo...... Smash

Me and my friends have had these conversations a rather hilarious amount. And we have always had it in between when it comes to killers. Like we look at what they looked like before the realm and such. Only thing I'm concerned when it comes to killers is me getting glass stuck in me after smashing spirit.

Yun Jin is a hard smash. I don't care if she's cold and will probably criticise me to filth, she can step on me anytime. LOL Also, smash for Huntress, Nurse, Trickster, Vommy mummy, Artist and Pig.

Peanuts is a smash with that juicy mustache

What's your opinion on the matchmaking tests? I can't help but notice they did nothing to tweak the ranking criteria for the tests. It's hard to do an accurate test when the core data matchmaking relies on is flawed.

Of course Michael would want you to smash Laurie. He'd naturally be in the corner watching.

"she did steve pretty dirty" THANKS!! MY POOR BABY STEVE T.T

Wesker:"Breaths" Every single girl to 30 yo in the facinaty:Zaddy choke me pls

complaining about david's cigarrete and smashing bill at the same time is hilarious fsdfdas

*Hillbilly appears* Das Food: ...ummm Me: You better say smash Das Food: Smash Me: YES

14:47 "in this form would obviously be a pass" are you loony? wraith normally is a pass but in that form a hard smash

That trim 😩

The chatterer was actually a child when he became a cenobite, but idk if he ages or not lol

You forgot the Chimeric Horde for the Legion.

I really expected him to Smash demo tbh

fun fact: Susie is 16

Bro did not just pass Mikaela but smashed the clown

da thicks are smashs.

Inexplicable beef with Chris lmao

Absolute Mikaela Slander.

DAVID IS A SMASHHHHHHH

I sit here like, "Like, why?!" XD Then I remembered they have a dating sim.

Okay Mr. Will now I understand why didn't want us to see you're youtube channel

Passed trapper but smash nemi? Criminal

Das food at 3 am XD

Ok, but if you didn't have personal bias towards Feng, would you smash?

Passing on dwight and david. I mean, to each their own. But those are incorrect answers

Chatterer is canonically a child, and you chose smash.

I main ghost face because he has the ability to use stealth as a option

Is banger in the description an unintended pun 😳

Das food is hot high key

I love your videos food

i have Problems with a capital P smash 17:29

Hey, I’ll take Kazan and Caleb if you don’t . More for me~

Content drought hitting hard

Wraith is a smash plain and simple

I was not ready for clown i was nog ready for clown omg

Jeff = instant smash

Mommy Huntress is smash 100% 😩

You forgot the Baba Yaga.

"stole it retroactively" because of coarse you did