We Rate Dogs for 17 Minutes Straight (Tier List)
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3 жыл бұрынIt’s the tier list you’ve all been waiting for- we’re rating YOUR dogs for 17 minutes straight. You’re welcome.
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@smoshpit 3 жыл бұрын
Which doggo is your fave?! 🥺
@jerodstarch6085 3 жыл бұрын
Floofy dogos
@cookiestar6647 3 жыл бұрын
I like big boys Itty bitt boi Mississippi boi In the city bois I like the pretty bois with the bow tie Get your nails done Let it blow dry
@snanman 3 жыл бұрын
A border collie. I have one and he is a v good boi
@bobross9240 3 жыл бұрын
Smosh Pit OwO
@arinandraten2247 3 жыл бұрын
all types of dogs there cute ✨💞
@sydneywilliams4061 3 жыл бұрын
“I mean the wheel is turning but the hamster’s dead” -Damien Haas, 2020
@luisperoso2210 3 жыл бұрын
So deep you can see Adele rolling on it
@SunnySky- 3 жыл бұрын
Now my favorite quote
@blaqk0katlynn 3 жыл бұрын
This gave me a new way to describe my cat. Up until now I've been using "he has 2 brain cells bouncing around in his head and anything the collide he has a thought"
@faroh267 3 жыл бұрын
Woah
@antoinettelee1576 3 жыл бұрын
Sydney Williams I will be thinking about this quote for days 😂
@ellagrace3834 3 жыл бұрын
Damien and Shayne drinking La Croix out of martini glasses and giving dark back stories to dogs is something I didn't know I needed until now
@saraneva1922 3 жыл бұрын
When Shayne and Damien start talking they turn into fancy British Ladies.
@theo8206 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that the smosh producers are really happy knowing that if they have absolutely no ideas for videos, they can just have Shayne and Damien do some random shit and it'll always be funny.
@sir.duckman460 3 жыл бұрын
“It looks like it just peed it’s pants, knows it, and it’s stoked about it.” -Damien Haas 2020
@blazeroosterYT 3 жыл бұрын
Kentucky
@bex7147 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe 😂
@ericafriedmeyer8692 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LMHStudios 3 жыл бұрын
A series where Damian and Shayne just sit and talk for 20 minutes. Can't imagine anything better!
@oskerleighton4506 3 жыл бұрын
You mean a podcast
@shinymosi5832 3 жыл бұрын
I can. Their gaming show comes back
@alxxsv 3 жыл бұрын
I can imagine better. A Damien and Shane chat for 20 minutes and 1 second!
@maggyb826 3 жыл бұрын
I love Bella
@tabby987 3 жыл бұрын
“Boxers aren’t gunna be solving any puzzles” My boxer Murphy: *face plants on my bed* xD
@iPyromantic 3 жыл бұрын
I mean... my pibble's best friend is a boxer mix, and when we were dog-sitting him he stopped coming in the kitchen door because he was scared of the bowl sitting by it. The bowl that he ate all of his meals out of. Would not come in the door. Just stood there and looked pathetic. I love him, but lord.
@myarai6993 3 жыл бұрын
Nah boxer/Australian Shepherds aren't dumb they're just super last trust me I know😂😂😂😂
@myarai6993 3 жыл бұрын
I meant lazy
@freshavocado2519 3 жыл бұрын
Theyre not dumb they just outsmart the others by doing nothing
@Amandahenley67 Жыл бұрын
My boxer is extremely smart
@bleedingcoffee7143 3 жыл бұрын
"You have to respect that this dog has been around since the Ottoman Empire."
@sammael5589 3 жыл бұрын
THATS MY DOG! I Love Him ❤️
@bleedingcoffee7143 3 жыл бұрын
@@sammael5589 Such a precious boi. Such a cutie
@beckymjpen7079 3 жыл бұрын
Shayne and Damian sat in armchairs in their dressing gowns, talking shit is my favourite type of content
@LoveLee_Dreamer 3 жыл бұрын
This is all I need in life, honestly.
@abb3rz07 3 жыл бұрын
"danteh profited off the iraq war." I SPIT OUT MY WATER OMG SHAYNE.
@timothyvankassel8908 3 жыл бұрын
probably my favorite part of the video. I had to pause because of laughter.
@faroh267 3 жыл бұрын
Damien - ....
@sheldonsmith8273 3 жыл бұрын
My new favorite quote: “I mean the wheel is turning but the hamster’s dead” -THE Damien Haas Definitely going to be using this in future conversations whenever I can 😂
@wrenwhite8402 3 жыл бұрын
U can’t just not put the time stamp
@marinhrabric6162 3 жыл бұрын
This is priceless from intro to outro. PLEASE make this a thing/series. Fucking hilarious. Yes. Cats and then birds
@doinkaltexe7399 3 жыл бұрын
Damien and Shayne are just slowly rotating in their chairs
@RobinFlysHigh 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
@faroh267 3 жыл бұрын
Woah
@alovell3567 3 жыл бұрын
They're sat like true bisexuals😂😂
@anamseojin5926 3 жыл бұрын
Amber L shayne has cuffed jeans and converse so, yes
@Mack10011 11 ай бұрын
16:37 look at those positions and tell me they aren't comfortable
@milcaserrati7888 3 жыл бұрын
Why do they look like best girlfriends gossiping on a Saturday? Not complaining tho lmao
@fredrikaKH 3 жыл бұрын
Cuz they are lol
@milcaserrati7888 3 жыл бұрын
@@fredrikaKH lmao yes. Also, off topic but I love ur profile pic lol
@kayceekemper2434 3 жыл бұрын
“this is the dog your girlfriends family has” *my bf across the room* “oh is it a yorkie, bc y’all got like three” 🥴 listen sir
@Sharye2001 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a cat rating next Damien would have a fit 😂.
@lunaloo6971 3 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna ignore that Frodo is 17 years old like congrats old man
@diego.gameshit1397 3 жыл бұрын
I think that the beard has brought something out in Damien, something dark and chaotic that cannot be contained I love it
@Dizzy8203 3 жыл бұрын
... Damien’s Courtney Freaking Miller is coming out!
@donnadoonan4322 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dizzy8203 n O
@faroh267 3 жыл бұрын
Woah
@No....187 3 жыл бұрын
We could call the next evolution "Smart Crackhead Damien" or something 😂😂
@phoeberose2429 3 жыл бұрын
”You have to respect the fact that this dog has been around since the Ottoman Empire”
@kyriakosnikolaidis5368 3 жыл бұрын
You have to appreciate the random crap they were able to come up with. For example, I never expected to have the Ottoman Empire mentioned in a dog tier list video
@matt9619 3 жыл бұрын
“The wheel is turning but the hamsters dead” is a major 2020 mood
@strawberrymilk2974 3 жыл бұрын
this shall be my year book quote
@faroh267 3 жыл бұрын
Woah
@novelle7212 3 жыл бұрын
This sentence kinda makes me sad because my hamster died this year..
@itsravt 3 жыл бұрын
@@novelle7212 sad , mine few days ago ... cries
@aritroray2678 3 жыл бұрын
"This dog has Evanescence eyes" - Shayne Topp, 2020.
@goodnesswhy 3 жыл бұрын
It's just asking someone to bring it to life.
@Masterman2020 3 жыл бұрын
bette davis eyes parody? maybe?
@aritroray2678 3 жыл бұрын
@@Masterman2020 Prolly
@Vampire_Animations 3 жыл бұрын
If they keep doing tier videos, they should call the series “Smosh List” since they’re called Smosh Pit
@ajdepetris7835 3 жыл бұрын
Shiro Kuma. The first thing I thought; “an old soul”
@fateemazahra4406 3 жыл бұрын
"God,why did you create dogs?" "Felt cute,might delete later."
@olivehuggins4348 3 жыл бұрын
Production Squad tf-
@olivehuggins4348 3 жыл бұрын
BAHAHABAHAHAHA
@dont_touch_my_spaghett2013 3 жыл бұрын
Him with the dinosaurs
@skyannarainyocum-natta1835 3 жыл бұрын
Nuuu 🥺😥
@KyleReynaert 3 жыл бұрын
humans created dogs though
@diego.gameshit1397 3 жыл бұрын
In other words: two adorable bois rate other adorable bois
@ashestodust9483 3 жыл бұрын
*and gurls
@diego.gameshit1397 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashestodust9483 oh yes of course
@Kelarys 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashestodust9483 it's [current year], a girl dog can be a boi
@dutchvanderlinde5194 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kelarys preach
@whateverworksmate.721 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kelarys very true! As a great comedy boi once said: "Bois support bois!'
@AthenaPOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
"white dogs with the curly hair and the crust in their eyes" this is the worst description of a bichon frise ever and I feel attacked on behalf of my crusty-eyed goddess, Melody
@yboryt 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm you sound a little crusty yourself.... Say hi to Melody for me
@Bubaiel 3 жыл бұрын
The wholesomeness of putting all of the dogs in goodest of boys at the end 😭❤💞
@tommystamper1819 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t even begin to imagine the insanity of Shayne and Damien if they did actually drink
@nnnicole10 3 жыл бұрын
How do I make my email notification sound be Shayne saying "Oh, got an email!" ?! 🙏😂(8:41)
@randomloser6722 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like Shayne and Damien just got high and decided to do this video?😂 like it just has that kind of energy
@Prezzy08 3 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks we need a podcast with just Shane and damien ⬇️
@jjelizalde1215 3 жыл бұрын
They did one not too long ago. It’s up on Smosh Cast
@antisocialsunflower 3 жыл бұрын
they should host earbiscuits one day, seeing as they're part of the mythical family now
@AbdulMalikAllie 3 жыл бұрын
oh they need to bring the damien and shayne show back and finish the doki doki series (it's basically the two of them talking shit for like half an hour)
@strangeavocado9279 2 жыл бұрын
They were gonna do one but decided the world didn’t need another podcast wit two straight white men
@maepletea 3 жыл бұрын
"The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead" SENT ME
@HereticsOfRhyhill 3 жыл бұрын
This video is a stroke of genius. The presentation and camera work are on point. Applause all around for a job well done
@RobinFlysHigh 3 жыл бұрын
"The art of ranking dogs has long been forgotten." Keith from the Try Guys: "Excuse me?"
@me___lol4208 3 жыл бұрын
No Eugene is the rank king
@RobinFlysHigh 3 жыл бұрын
@@me___lol4208 Yeah but Keith the one who did the Barkshler (not sure on the spelling). He ranked people's dogs that they sent in for submission
@alexloomis4796 3 жыл бұрын
Keith is going to be pissed!!!! Lol. These guys do it well though
@wakeup1581 3 жыл бұрын
FUCK THE TRY GUYS
@kiramartin5704 3 жыл бұрын
i love how they said that board af was back and then quarantine hit and...
@suyam9989 3 жыл бұрын
aaaaand it disappeared
@D4N4Y4 3 жыл бұрын
suyam manandhar just like that it was gone
@s_w9261 3 жыл бұрын
Smosh: board Af is back The world: No, review dogs ok
@mikejones-zi5et 3 жыл бұрын
Lol its baaaaack!! One episode later: maybe not so much.
@emilyfunk2639 3 жыл бұрын
These two need to do life hacks again 🤣
@painterboo2807 3 жыл бұрын
Damien saying "or.. cats" in 16:50 and then smiling is just too pure for my heart to handle!
@laurentoma9337 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I won’t watch Smosh stuff for a couple months, specifically so I can come back to this kind of pure content and laugh my heart out💛
@ReikaSensei 3 жыл бұрын
Shiro Kuma does mean "white bear" literally, but that combination in itself is its own word meaning "polar bear".
@lexmcdufflepants4332 3 жыл бұрын
You riiiiiight!! They're cold loving animals too!!
@ChaitanyaAhuja 3 жыл бұрын
Shayne: If this dog could talk it would be like, Also Shayne: *Makes sounds and doesn't say a word*
@lizzyking4042 3 жыл бұрын
I need 100 more videos like this. I would watch the pair of you rate and rank anything... pure joy and chaos all in one package.
@marvelanddcretrospective 3 жыл бұрын
Shiro Kuma looks like he's related to the Bear In The Big Blue House
@tw.eezers 3 жыл бұрын
they should name this show “shayne and damien: rate kings”
@sammytong526 3 жыл бұрын
Not to be confused with Eugene Lee Yang, the Rank King
@leereginayurman448 3 жыл бұрын
@@sammytong526 what I thought precisely
@yumimochi2517 3 жыл бұрын
@@sammytong526 mhm
@echo2440 3 жыл бұрын
@Sammy Tong exactly
@shenzy7836 3 жыл бұрын
i'm 5 seconds in and shayne's laugh has already made an appearance. prepare to be wheezing, get your inhaler cause this is gonna be a long ride.
@libbywilcox6833 3 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly
@inkbo 3 жыл бұрын
I love this format plz keep doing this, love this so much
@dartmouthcullen5467 3 жыл бұрын
I would love more videos of Shayne and Damien rating things. Especially drinking Lacroix out of martini glasses and wearing robes
@anthonybland3764 3 жыл бұрын
“The wheel is turning, but the hamster’s dead.” - Damien Haas 2020
@PurtyPurple 3 жыл бұрын
I love how half of Shayne's water spilled out when they clinked glasses and they both just completely ignored it
@leereginayurman448 3 жыл бұрын
Damians smile when he said cats was the cutest, most heart melting thing ever
@katiep4315 3 жыл бұрын
I would watch 17 minutes of Shayne and Damien sitting in chairs silently judging me and I would STILL like that video SO HARD
@DJUQT 3 жыл бұрын
Need more Shaymien content 😉Endless laughter and smiles 😁
@Delilah_Fields Жыл бұрын
As a Dachshund owner, Bean had a special spot in my heart. And yes, one of my pups also does the prairie dog impression, earning her the nickname "Meerkat." Her real name is Liberty, and I'll bet her older sister Tinsel did the meerkat impression at one point too.
@natalie_kendel 5 ай бұрын
We NEEEED more of this series!
@mr.dinklebop5608 3 жыл бұрын
Shayne can't diss boxers cause when he looks up his eyes do what boxer's eyes do when they yawn!!!
@mr.dinklebop5608 3 жыл бұрын
@@d.wnmshh indeed!!! but it is a joke.
@Sunny99926 3 жыл бұрын
Does he actually? I've never noticed!
@mckennareeves2764 3 жыл бұрын
“The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead” same
@wayababaya 3 жыл бұрын
the beginning legit made me jump lol
@sierra.ivanova 3 жыл бұрын
7:08 Correct me if I'm wrong, but.. Shayne just described Aunt Carolyn ex-husband death, isn't it?
@baguettesarenice 3 жыл бұрын
I’m begging you, rate cats but just have Damien’s cats make an appearance over and over
@kickwriteteach2313 3 жыл бұрын
wearing a different hat each time
@littleaquagirl1441 3 жыл бұрын
If they rated cats, I’d gladly participate!
@heavcnn 3 жыл бұрын
Littleaquagirl 1 😂
@eefmorph 3 жыл бұрын
Shayne and Damien coking up with this video: Shayne: Hey dawg Damien: Yeah dawg?? Shayne: OHHH BRO WE SHOULD A VIDEO ABOUT DAWGS Damien: Duuuude I prefer cats but dawg that’s good Shayne: Alright dawg Damien: Okay dawg ~end~
@themanbehindtheslaughter1165 3 жыл бұрын
no fucking way i always see your community posts
@baguettesarenice 3 жыл бұрын
CDawgVA
@mechadoggy 3 жыл бұрын
They need to make a skit out of this
@lbell06_dls60 3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean coming instead of coking but all I can imagine is them literally doing cocaine and slamming their hands on the table and yelling “LETS RATE SOME DOOOOOOOOGGGGSSSSS”
@becauseimafan 3 жыл бұрын
@@lbell06_dls60 😂
@omerazran2946 3 жыл бұрын
Damien: I'm sure a lot of you can share this experience. You've been with a girlfrie... Me: I'm gonna stop you right there
@kuh8thegr89 3 жыл бұрын
I need more of this kind of content. So good 😌
@aesha2379 3 жыл бұрын
i like that the first thing shayne noticed in frodo's picture was the person in the background uwu-ing
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 жыл бұрын
All dogs belong in S tier, simple fact
@hmfw_gettrapped8877 3 жыл бұрын
"The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead" that's one of my new favorite quotes
@Stef9809 3 жыл бұрын
Love this format
@daisymae6 3 жыл бұрын
New Damien and Shayne show? YES PLEASE! Rate cats next
@vjscarpaci8597 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the Smosh version of the Barkchshler
@lanabahn9735 3 жыл бұрын
VJ Scarpaci yasss
@tayboogie6942 2 жыл бұрын
Yo this was top tier laughing almost the entire video. Damien and Shayne together is guaranteed to be hilarious but them each description and discussion about the dogs had me rolling
@TheSkarekrow04 6 ай бұрын
This video deserves a sequel with Chance in the mix!
@katelyn3450 3 жыл бұрын
“Not many people judge dogs on the internet” But the Barkchler...Keith did this first
@eevi5010 3 жыл бұрын
i want a season 2 of the barkchler
@9Bomma9 3 жыл бұрын
doesn't everyone
@cutekillerofwow 3 жыл бұрын
there is an account called WeRateDogs that has been doing it for a few years, shayne was being facetious
@jamesbowen2088 3 жыл бұрын
Hence the "not many people" part of that statement
@leinaamatsuji-berry561 3 жыл бұрын
The way that Shayne subtly watches as Damien keeps pouring the La Croix 😂
@apurvasharma6915 3 жыл бұрын
This needs another episode ASAP 💯
@mharpermua1791 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I need to be waaaayyy more active on Twitter, because I’m fairly certain I have the Goodest of Bois! Love this! This was adorable!
@kendrachapin8538 3 жыл бұрын
Shayne and Damien are such good Bois ☺️☺️
@zohaalam 3 жыл бұрын
Damien and Shayne are the goodest of bois 13/10
@maddisonhoeker6810 3 жыл бұрын
I need more of these videos I’m obsessed 😂😂
@sickwizardburger 9 ай бұрын
"the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead" will forever echo in my mind
@_spartanism 3 жыл бұрын
“2 seconds ago” Me: CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK
@bex7147 3 жыл бұрын
not yass 😂😂😂😂
@bex7147 3 жыл бұрын
I like this comment ☺️
@bex7147 3 жыл бұрын
not yass aww I’m so sorry!! I still love your comment though :))
@bex7147 3 жыл бұрын
not yass 😅😅💖
@JaneFearow 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe you didn’t give Frodo S tuer :( he’s 17 years old, so wise, so kind. So beautiful 🥺
@tinkrbell225 3 жыл бұрын
I love this so much. It makes me so happy
@kaylalboyd 3 жыл бұрын
i needed this, thank you
@hgdellinger 3 жыл бұрын
The creative chemistry between Shayne and Damien makes every video they're in amazing 👌
@beckgh7270 3 жыл бұрын
“we were just enjoying our afternoon La Cocqué”
@victoriashore1332 3 жыл бұрын
Shayne and Damien speaking for the dog in the stroller...I’m dying 😂
@dzekko896 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious video guys. Please make another one😂
@lilliangodwin3616 3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised no one has made an Goldberg’s references for Shayne yet.
@mongo6167 3 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of wholesome content I need in my life right now!
@allybellamy5467 3 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these with other animals and things too! This was just what I needed to see today! 🥰🖤
@moonfaceasmr 3 жыл бұрын
Name a more perfect video, honestly Edit: Just finished the video and can confirm that I stand by my original statement Thank you Smosh for your medium good content 😂
@artisticbeing260 3 жыл бұрын
Watching the first minute of this video really makes you think that, "No matter how serious these two are, we could never take them seriously."
@hiyaitsemily6187 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that neither of them have anything against pitbulls and made them goodest of boys/very good boys. Every single dog was absolutely adorable
@googli300 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this so much. Like, it helped me relax after a long day
@Intellyellthismyoldchannel 3 жыл бұрын
"This dog profited of the Irak war" - Shayne
@jamesbowen2088 3 жыл бұрын
Is that how you spell Iraq?
@bbbbbb6064 3 жыл бұрын
damien and shayne episodes like this make me so happy. JUST BROS BEIN BROS :,)
@gwenesis3581 3 жыл бұрын
These two are the kind of friends we need in our lives. Crazy but will make you genuinely laugh.
@evan35hockey 3 жыл бұрын
We need more of this
@emiliamiranda6110 3 жыл бұрын
SHAYNE AND DAMIEN = BEST VIDEO
@roselaws4224 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching anything Shayne and Damien. Y'all are hilarious and the bestest of friends.. 😂❤
@Maxicosy05 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt know i needed this but i loved it . when is their a part 2
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