Thousands of dead skin flakes and spit particles from talking flying everywhere. Dark Matter: you "scientists" never learn, do you?

no no, me no can exist

Farts are dark matter unless a Canadian has a Visa Card.

Ah man!You made the greatest discovery of all times...Scientists will now realise what they are missing to take a note deep down there...Why the hell would someone fart in such a serene envoirnment...You got no chill man...😂😂😂

didn't they say cellphones were banned

PR1SM yes they did. @ 4:35

@@pr1sm83 airplane mode. they will never know.

I'm with you on that. Even when the dust seems gone you see another piece stuck just as the screen goes to hit.

I've found that you can should the screen protector in the bathroom, after you took a shower because the steam will remove the dust from the air. Pro tip just for you.

lmao

Heisenberg

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qc6Wi5N3vtucnH0.html. Your joke is funny!

Can they make blue pepsi

Also, he had an assistance names something Pink?

@Evan Harman What is the actual benefit from all of this?

@@teksal13 -- Understanding the universe in some way or another. It's our origins. It explains how things work. Quite simple, really.

Truth

@@teksal13 yep

@PolSmokesPot { ولد الوجيهي } I think this is the best way for tax money to be spent. research on the unanswered questions

Hehe the upside down world:p

So where is the "Up" in our world again?

Lmao ^^^

@ IamFilter94 The opposite way from earths center depending on your location.

You mean a quick way to get to Australia?

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That’s because Disneyland rides are boring.

Dreamworld*

It takes exactly 3 minutes to get down there :)

Fallout 4 anyone???

You know the original quote is like thousands of years old it goes like the more you know the less you know

When I don’t give an absolute fuck about a quote some fuck put on the comments of youtube-Frozen Soft Taco

Slavery is gay - Abraham Lincoln

Unfortunately they never said HOW we know dark matter exists, and its really not that hard to conceptualize. We measure a galaxy's apparent mass, if the spiral arms/area of observation in the galaxy is moving faster than the apparent mass, there is dark matter there causing more gravitational force, which means more "acceleration". Other than observing how mass gets moved on a large scale like that, we've got nothing. So get to thinking!

@@OriginalDingus Thanks to your apparent brilliance, it's now conceptually understood HOW we know. Someone get Dingus a Nobel!

@@OriginalDingus Unless the law's of mass is that objects with mass are effected by neighboring mass. When large amounts occupy a confined area they could have unknown effects other than gravity.

imagine this Q/A on Shark Tank

Yes it seems English was a second language to most everyone involved in this video. Nothing like starting every sentence with "So.." and ending every comment with a question mark. I silently weep.

Its half a billion 7:01

Gotta check on the flies, gotta check on the flies, gotta check on the flies... Gotta check... where am I? What time is it?

@@x0myspace0x omg lol

Shazzkid are they charged particle, I would assumed it’s not because it’s non-reactive but is it? Sorry if my question sound a bit stupid.

What a load of fucking shit you talk dude.

@@bobkyle721 what, too hard for you to understand?

@@danielwoods3896 Let's just say that a billion people pass through every day and you don't even know who they are because they choose to remain anonymous. You, sir, are a bona-fide, class A, weapons grade fuckwit...with Dunning-Kroeger-esque mutterings laced all through your sub-lingual fecal matter that you speak. (#331).

@@bobkyle721 Lol what the fuck are you on about hahaha, dude shut the fuck up lmao

Except at Black Mesa they did actual reproducible things (in the fictional universe of Half-Life). And since WIMPS don't actually exist... This is a loss of time and money... And they STILL have no idea HOW to detect it IF it EXISTED, which it doesn't.

The joke Your head

nice

Prepare for unforseen consequences.....

Gordon freeman!

for real, just because you don't understand what their doing doesn't mean what they have spent their lives working towards is worthless.

Dude the government was willing to waste money on shit like remote viewing and clairvoyancy. I'd say that shit is much more of a waste of time then this is.

Not

idiot. its a waste of money because dark matter does not exist. its a lie. just like everything else nasa says and does

Max G So fuckin what. All that paper spent because they have no connection to the creator:/ Fuck them

Damian Damianio mugi chan 😂😂

black lives are the only ones that do matter

+LacyBeee *insert "thats racist meme"*

All these idiots didn't understand the scientific joke. I also giggled when she said that. Neutrinos matter, get it? Hahaha xD

says lol, the says "I laughed" RIP in peace english

tomkillsjerry LOL

I'm pretty sure the city with the one of the best mining programs on this planet can handle it themselves 😂😂😂😂

Those tunnels actually started when Mexicans immigrated to Canada so they could sneak across Canadian border....No one told them there wasn't a wall!!!

the hive xD

nice profile

great minds think alike

Micah Miranda damn weeaboos

Outlast ending area? :D

Well, they said Dark matter is very hard to find. It was to be xpected that there wouldn't be any results. I'd expect it to take at least 10 years or more until we get any specific results that would let us research Dark Matter propperly.

I would laugh except that all this dark matter goose chasing is wasting tax dollars on useless shit and not on important things like job creation, healthcare and education.

Kind of reminds me of the line... "I like to work at nothing all day" from the song, "Taking Care of Business" by BTO :)

@@Johnny_Nitro - Oh but just wait... (should they actually find it) I'm sure the discovery will more than pay back all the costs of the project and also provide a great return on investment straight back to the people/taxpayers at double+ the rate it was extorted/stolen :)

@@__WJK__ I hear ya. Look... I'm all for scientific discovery but not when there are other more vital pressing issues. And only if there is a government surplus. There is nothing worse than wasting tax money on a maybe. That is what corporations are for.

They probably want to keep electrical interference at a minimum. A train cart draws alot of power.

Resonance cascade, if you get the reference.

@@BuffTF2Engineers69 Aaah prepare for the unforeseen consequenses i see ...

@@Davoodoox1 ***"Stage 1 emitters..."***

Zach B and murkoff with project walrider

This is the new black mesa xD

Damn that finger art

That's awesome, how difficult do you think it is to get a job in a lab like that?

What did he study in college and what would u recommend as a major for a teen right now i am not sure what field to persue would un recommend journalism/creative fields or sciency stuff but my math is not AMAZIN yet lol

I cringed when they called Sudbury a small town, like dude its a city.

@@captainuseless3806 I worked up there from Toronto; it definitely has that small town vibe about it!

@@aena5995 Please stick with science. It's alot more about creativity than you think. The world needs more people like that.

the canister has most likely xenon

I'd say their explanation for 'why' was also not satisfactory.

They use those 6-foot tall tubes to fill with super-heated C3F8 in order to see if any dark matter particles interact with the fluid and cause bubbles to form.

Agreed I was really disappointed with this video

How hard do you think it is to get a job in a place like that?

@@cookie-chan3960 they are usually looking for particle physicists or engineers BUT with that being said they are always looking for cleaners.

What we're you doing down there? Research? Cleaning? Visiting?

Ontario Law requires signs to be in both english and french.

The Canadian nightmare

@@Lelldorin84 Not really, it's just a local thing. Sudbury is a very large bilingual community, our local government puts everything in French and English. In Southern Ontario, you don't really see it anywhere.

No I don't think funding the SCP foundation is a good id-[REDACTED]

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Me an even bigger intellectual: lab from outlast

I have cancer finally someone said it, it looks exactly like outlast underground facility

Actually there is a lab like that in a horror game Outlast.

ukkomies100 why would ct's and t's be down there?

SKDR well why would they be in a city district filled with shelles artillery ammunition.

ukkomies100 black ops 1 zombies “five”

"Super-genuis" AHAHAHA, Hey FUCKTARD. You know they found over 33% of the supposed "darkmatter" in the form of WHIM, right? I highly doubt dark matter is even a thing.

Chaos How the fuck could you have spelt the word genius wrong, while acting like both a genius and a prick at the same time?

Chaos that's still 66% unaccounted for in your example.

xanderdoesgames whehe ouch

You mean 666 Lab. If your a fan of the Devil's work that's on you. But pay attention, these wicked men are not for any of us. This technology nowdays is not for our benefit in any way. The black Magick which they create in these places are to serve the Devil and these demonic entities.

Lol underated comment!! 😂

Ankit Singh while the situation is faaaaaaar more nuanced than that, I'll tell you this, those wars are inefficient, and could very have ended far sooner had some people grown some balls and either invaded entirely or just up and left ;either way would have either ended in peace or complete destabilization of the region, just shortening it to a couple years instead of decades, that is the reason for the endless war, if it ends it gives one side too much of an advantage over the other I'm of course referring to the US vs Russia situation, if Russia wasn't involved, this situation would have been over years ago, and if the US left then this would have ended but the US does need the oil in the region to function or they are going to have to tap into other reserves which at the moment the public will not allow, so the US leaving is kinda not an option, Russia can't really leave because then the US will have so much influence over the planet that their(Russia) very way of life is threatened in the long run, the endless wars have a reason to exist, it is not merely for money, may I also say that the US military has a shit ton of money put into R&D and have developed very impressive stuff that will be very useful commercially in a couple years, the main point I'm making is that those wars exist because they leap to end game for some countries, and at the same time is forcing the military to accelerate their research efforts, meaning that while people are dying atleast technology will be more advanced because of it. It's not a good situation and should end but how can you end it when it almost secures a failure due to further escalation of hostilities. Holy shit sorry for the wall of text

Xenon Zenith it does not require a war to have a technological advancement and almost all the time war is justified to proliferate one's political agenda. I also appreciate things done by US military complex to develop new technology but we respect NASA for it's contribution more than them to tbh

Once gaining an edge over the enemy becomes the top priority, I assure you, progress will ensure. We either need to think as a whole civilisation or be in constant war, the former being preferable

Ankit Singh NASA's efforts were primarily because of the national security threat it posed if the Soviets could put satellites in orbit and we couldn't. And the geopolitical threat if we were perceived by the rest of the world as behind the Soviets, creating the potential to sway more neutral parties to the Sovirt bloc. Also most of the companies that built NASA's hardware were part of that industrial complex and would not have the same level of skill, experience, and resources otherwise. The US military is responsible for a lot of tech its own right too. Most notably, GPS and internet(ARPANET), which both originated for military applications before they were used civilian side. Plus, how much tech could you develop if you have no military and a belligerent nation like say Russia or China could easily boss you around or just steal the tech (or the scientists themselves) by force?

War is more profitable than science sadly

Julian I get it

That's awesome, how did you get picked???!

@@runechuckie they actually started a global wide physics walk!! All the big labs like CERN, SnoLab, Ligo have photographers that they hand picked through applications to come out and shoot. Just google Snolab physics photo walk and you can dig up more information there. Super cool experience!

Allison Beaulieu can you send me a link so I can see the picture.

Sure thing @victory www.sudbury.com/local-news/local-photographers-capture-snolabs-beauty-1041232 the photo in this article was mine

Hu great work are you single?

Spoiler alert: johns fart still stinks, now it's a quarantine zone.

You know, not finding anything is also finding something, another way that didn't work.

Assumptions about what they call dark matter don't make any sense. It could just as well have a negative mass and be located in different zones of 3D space that we think.

@@trashshinobi5758 it damaged the half billion dollar of equipment,

@@hycron1234 facts

Tyler R ok

SAME I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

Sameeeee

😱😱

The walls are the same😂

kek did you know of snolabs existence? Its purpose? All the awesome experiments going on in there? Just because they had no results doesn't mean you can't learn something from it. I'm now aware of these people's fantastic efforts, and will seek more information about them, especially when they discover something remarkable.

lol so you want these scientist to be working in tiny cozy compact rooms? They built snolab that big so it can accommodate more, and larger experiments down the road; making it bigger isn't exactly as easy as throwing up a new wall. They're not bribing the government for money, they get grant's because the government recognizes the need for research and rewards people who put forth the effort. Snolab is a laboratory for any researcher who needs a super isolated test environment. that is all sno lab is. The awesomeness that goes on in there is up to the people who rent out the space and put up the experiment. My original comment was about how this video actually provided some content.

yeah for sure,I live within hours of this place,I wonder if they let me visit if I promised to take a really clean shower and only wear new clothes for the Tour?

i live here aswell and i didnt know till now.lol.

nolantq That's right,if they looked at photos or vids of our City,they'd have seen that Sudbury is hardly a little town.

Julian Trembley what?? They WENT to Sudbury in the video.

Bitch your lucky your in the video

you're*

Im a local as well and know what your saying, but remember Motherboard is international and even Toronto is a medium city on the grand scale. Any publicity for the North is good publicity at this point, seeing how our southern half has forgotten about us or assume we are all hillbilly trappers.

Peter Lee I found her pretty annyoing as well. "Wow that's so interesting"... it would be more interesting if you let the man explain.

gnargnarhead dude do you realize what happens if they can collect and study dark matter? Warp speed space travel.aka we as a race can become intergalactic.

Trevor Osborn There's a huge difference between creating/storing antimatter (which is still very hard to do) and using it for an FTL drive.

Khal Drogo you’re right but their target audience doesn’t have that knowledge

LMFNO too true. The vegas comment was dumb af

I think she's part of the experiment esp towards the end where they were researching the overall surrounding psyche conditions underground.

I'm sorry that we arnt all nerds.

Acting all pompous on a KZfaq video meant for journalism and entertainment? Damn, you must be in at parties.

My guess is that the us military has tech thats ten years ahead of what we get to buy in stores. Area 51 stuff. I do believe the tech giants are ten years ahead as well but are releasing stuff gradually so you each year can buy a phone thats just a little better than the one you bought a year ago.

absolutely nothing. it’s all very precise & boring.

thay are scientists not morons

I work at Snolab. There is really nothing secret or spooky going on, just a whole lot of expensive science.

Lmao, I live in Sudbury, trust me there's nothing suspicious there 😂😂 this is Canada, not the US we don't hide that many things

Ok this is genius, good for you that you've watched BB!

This is a semantic point. You ever consider that perhaps in this context observe means to see visually or with an analog comparable to sight. Why does it even matter? The observation of the effect does not demonstrate that it is "dark-matter" only that the effect is present. See a ripple on the surface of a pond is not the same as observing the fish underneath. The wind could have just as easily caused it. Dark matter is only a hypothesis that seeks to explain the effect. It could be that aliens are actually holding galaxies together. It could be our calculations of the mass of the supermassive black holes in the center of galaxies are actually way off. I personally imagine it might be something like spacetime having features akin to gravitational hills and valleys. Anyways~ Don't be so uptight.

@@Mia-ln1zs: Semantics are extremely important in science. If you think the method of observation doesn't matter, then you would make a shitty scientist.

@@deusexaethera This video isn't a scientific paper. I don't know if you noticed? Comparing the building to Los Vegas wasn't technically accurate either. Did she mean a casino? A particular building?... The whole city?! When I said, "Why does it even matter?" I didn't mean that the method of observation was irrelevant. It was a segway into the next segment. The presence of these gravitational phenomena is evidence of the phenomena. Not the hypothesis that attempts to explain them. So when you said, "We _can_ observe dark matter -- it interacts via the gravitational force!" You are technically incorrect. Dark matter is only an attempt at explaining the observation. Rather than the observation being evidence of the explanation. I knew you were going to be like this chill. I just think you're splitting hairs. I'm not trying to call you an idiot or anything. This just seems like a waste of energy, and it's not quite correct. Given the video context. The term observe was used correctly. It doesn't matter that you have a different more rigid definition. You clearly understood what they meant.

@@Mia-ln1zs: You're right, it's not a scientific paper, it's a KZfaq video -- which means 1.3 million people have watched it as of today, more people than would ever read any scientific paper ever written. Most of those viewers will take the video's content as reasonably factual and authoritative because it is presented as such. That's why it's important to get things right when discussing them in casual media, because otherwise millions of people will misunderstand the things being discussed. In particular, the reason I'm irritated about _this_ misconception is because I've encountered plenty of people who think dark matter is purely hypothetical because it's "never been observed". So to re-iterate: When someone says we can't observe dark matter, they are wrong -- we _can_ observe dark matter, we just can't _see_ it via reflected light the way we're used to seeing things. But dark matter, or something which is mathematically identical to dark matter, is absolutely real and observable even if we don't know everything about it.

Quick question, what’s your iq ?

Eric Borthistle that's what I was thinking..

Exactly. 160k people isn't "small"

By area, if you're counting the Greater city of Sudbury, it is huge

"Northern Ontario" lol

I live there when you there it look smal because it's so spread out

who thinks that???? ever heard of dinosaurs?? dumbass nigga😂

Well, mostly Americans think that.

MaxAmSax if that’s true I hate my country

MaxAmSax Not just Americans. There are non Christian creationists too. I don’t think Isis was producing any pro evolution imams.

MaxAmSax not one American is dumb enough to think that😂

"accidentaly"farts* oof taco bell coming thru😳🤪😌😩

The contaminants they worry about are rock particles, containing trace amounts of uranium and thorium, which would cause false positives in detectors when gamma rays from their radioactive decays knock out electrons. Your sneeze has almost none of those.

SunriseReaper agree about the host. Her mannerisms and tone are somehow off-putting. She has an air of gimmicky quirk that doesn't doesn't come across genuine and instead feels smug. Or I can be totally off base myself.

Yee, thats what I thought. But she did have too much time on "air" so I didnt mention anything.

I second this. She didn't cover the subject well. All I found out from this video was that there is a dark matter research facility in Ontario which is underground and apparently the cleaning lady has the most important job there because you need decades of experience to wipe dirt.

Anthony A hahaha trueee

closinginonclosure 😂 lol

Almost had a big r/whoosh there. *ALMOST.*

Underrated

I love you.

I do not understand.

better than funding stupid wars...

@@zurzakne-etra7069 As a Canadian, I agree. But I disagree that this is a good use of our resources. We're being given a carbon tax right now but none of that money is being used to develop infrastructure to make way for electric cars. What are we doing with that money right now? Why are we funding things like this when we could be funding research that could prove more useful to us?

@@stockloc Skimtar electric cars are good for short range but currently normal cars are better until we can power the batteries in like a hour or 2 and go for like 1k km they aren't too good but yeah i sorta agree even tho i am a american Also finding out about the universe is useful you just don't understand

You shouldn't complain. In the "greatest country on Earth" my mother can't even get treatment from the hospital unless she's got a couple thousand in the bank at the ready. We are fighting men in the desert wearing towels and wielding kitchen knives for the 18th year now, too.

@Donald Kasper Dark matter could provide energy that can be used to further cancer research. We don't know yet what applications we can find, the possibilities are endless.

I can promise you they’re not dusty at all

Michael Foster and who are u to promise that

Jash440 The steps they take to keep clean and the need for sanitary conditions would make this place clean

You've got it 100% backwards. If you paint (all) the walls black, you won't be able to see a thing, let along the path you're walking on...

Eyan Stevenson because it'll process in your brain as a infinite space correct?

Sir. Dank I know right?! Lol so many conspiracies

Those of you who volunteered to get injected with praying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.

@@NebulousPenguin imagine having a neurotoxin generator

They were never there for dark matter anyway. Don't you know? They were actually there trying to get to the Nazis in our hollow Earth, now that you don't hear anything about it it's probably because they finally got to the Nazis and ended up taking control over hollow Earth's resources and our governments are keeping it a secret so that they could escape there when the solar flares hit and leave us to die on the surface.

@@dsandoval9396 you forgot the /s

@@dsandoval9396 im gonna pray real hard you are just joking.

Blue is the most sticky colour.

DeleriousZ hehe sticky ☺️

My gf says white is not blue.

Unless you're color blind,eh?

Haha cause the floor is whitish so u know your stepping on the clean sticks sheet lol their fun to step on