I hope you legends are doing well. Twitter: twitter.com/ModestPelican Twitch: www.twitch.tv/modest_pelican_gaming Instagram: instagram.com/modestpelicangaming/ Interview with ShamPee: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lbGFeMih07GwfqM.html

This guy’s humor is on another level

Imagine being a priest and only being able to drink holy water to stay hydrated smh

“Do you know Joe?” “Who is joe?” “Sit on my face”

"Geoff presses a single key on the organ" Security: THIS MAN REQUIRES LETHAL FORCE

Modest pelican: plays the organ Security guards: Target spotted

“Hitman starts the Church of The Pelican”

“Call me adam because i give into temptation” a Christian joke...in a Christian church..on a Christian music channel...PERFECT

"I honestly think criminals don't get the credit they deserve." - _Pelican 2019_

So to be a priest you have to have a 50cal? I’m interested.

“Damn shawty”

3:41 actually I have asd, and when i was 7 i took piano lessons, and "black parade" by my chemical romance was a song i learnt. A month after it was my mums friends wedding, and I didn't want to go but oh well, while the soon to be newly weds were saying their vows, I saw the organ and I went up and started playing black parade. I was scolded and I was literally locked out of the chapel. Unrelated story to the video but oh well

I clapped when my plane landed today and that’s the reason I had to watch your video late

girl bsf: *about to finish her story and asks me a question* me: ye nah ye nah nah ye nah

The briefcase itself came in more handy that its actual content.

Pelican: "Designed to kill, not smash." Agent 47: "The only thing I smash is my target's skull."

I love how he says the most random shit ever. Good job pelican man

KZfaq: How Demonitized do you want to be? Modest Pelican: Not at all KZfaq: sounds like a yes to me

2:29 I speak fluent and he is completely right.

he makes so many inappropriate jokes without the use of swearing its practically a talent

I love how he acts so calm when making such good jokes

how early do you want to be? Me: Yes.

That same level voice throughout the video, and calmly dropping comedic bombs. This is everything

MP : *plays organ* Church staff : "so you have chosen death"

Thanks for the shoutout massive legend, it really means a lot! Glad to see people like you help others out! Keep up the great work and stay hydrated! Wish you the best man!

3:49 “damn shortie” 😂

3:31 Lmao it escalated way too quickly. CAREFUL, THAT MAN PRESSED A KEY ON THE PIANO

I just want to say... I get so excited whenever I see this legendary pelican post a new video!!

3:48 "Damn shawty"

Good thing you uploaded I almost forgot to drink my 2 liter bottle of water.

I am so glad that i found this channel, man! Best commentary and the sense of humor on youtube!

3:49 his voice just changed lol

Last time I came this early my girlfriend got mad

“Why don’t people just drink like an adult?” Man’s got a point

This guy is an absolute legend and definitely worthy of my subscription, usually when I subscribe to someone I want to see their videos a lot and I also want to be notified of their videos, but usually their videos go off to mundane topics, however, his videos are the opposite of mundane

“Do you want to sit on my face?” Haha 😂

That “dam Shotie” 😂😂😂😂 I can’t 🤣

Nobody: Literally nobody: Modest Pelican: damn shawty

I think Peli's italian is on another level, he seriously seems like he grew up in Italy, well done, going here instead of google translate, 10/10.

4:34 good god…

0:25 I thought you were gonna say a "normal Italian"

Did he say "hitman" The thicc council has sent an assassin

I'm happy that Modest Pelican cheered up the crowd at the end. After seeing death up close, they needed comfort.

6:33 single handedly the most true thing i ever heard

'Pray to our lord and saviour, modest pelican!' 'No!' *many gunshots*

"And I have to say, she had the voice of an angel! Sadly, it was that of a Hell's Angel and I was glad to get away from the noise!" ;-)

1:42 Sapienza is quite a beautiful location. Me:*cries in 140p*

Sapienza is like the best Hitman map, and it brings me back good memories of 2016 (I know, surprising considering Leafy existed). I’m glad you still play this game!

My god is the pelican god who always hydrates us

Papa peli sometimes hangs around this early to make sure we are all hydrated.

“I’ll be sure not to play the organ again because apparently embracing music is punishable by death these days” that made me laugh lol love this channel every sentence has something funny

I honestly have been looking for a channel with such great humour, this dark humour is what I live for. I can actually watch a video and laugh out of nowhere.. Great channel. Keep it up

This guy is low-key the funniest KZfaqr I know, don’t have a clue how he isn’t on 1mil subs yet, I literally crease every time he talks 😂

Wow man, the amount of sarcasm in every sentence is overwhelming. Keep up the good work mate

I’m like really old but I’m still hydrated and love pelicans

Modest pelican has the most original and unique approach to doing walkthroughs.. it's hilarious 🤣.. I'm always spreading the good word of your channel.. you're awesome man!

Loving the Hitman series been binge watching it constantly

He has mafia ties and is heavily involved in organised crime, so ye he's basically just a normal politician.... That cracked me up

"So basically yeah he's just a normal politician"

We had to wait 2 years for hitman 2 and 3 for hitman 3, just thought that was neat, great vid pelican. Keep up the good work!

4:01 funniest modest pelican moment

this lad is so funny lmao I laugh at like every sentence he says haha

Lol you always make me laugh lol don't stop making these vids. My laughter of your vids in public will really help spread the word of your channel.

loved the way you depicted your version on the game and how you played it, very entertaining, love the Italian lady version of the song, very funny.

I dream of having this sense if humor😂

Man, I enjoyed this one. Leaving a body and have the objective walking on it... I know too well the feeling xD

holy shit dude i love these it gives me such a vibe thanks so much

im literally love these hitman videos it like hearing a podcast

This was the perfect time to drop the video pelly, just as I was getting hydrated

2:40 Now that's some deep shit.

I love how he just chill but still hella funny when he said "for those of you that don't speak Italian that means fingers in your mouth" so on I admittedly subbed this is my first video I seen of you

''she is singinr the song ''nasty girl '' LMFAO!!!! That was exactly what i needed to laugh good one bro

Imagine seeing this video and still be a dehydrated Atheist

“Damn shawty”- peli daddy

Majestic bird: plays one note on the church organ. Security: Roger, removing that direction.

2:29 is priceless, subbed

Im so glad that you have a good taste in games

I must say... this video was quite hydrating!

Bloody brilliant! Love your work. Subscribing!

Top-notch writing on this one. Those were some hilarious jokes!

I love this game so realistic It reminds me of when I killed that priest in real life Don’t worry I also brought my holy water

Me: Reads title Also me: Begins to look for the number to the FBI.

Your opening sound effect sounded super familiar and then I realized its a pitch shifted version of the bad lip reading opener. Had me going fuckin nuts. Lol. Love the videos you're hilarious.

This guy does the literal best hitman vids 😂😂😂

8:11 modern problems require modern solutions

Always got me smiling and laughing. Thanks bro.

I love the fact that you notice your fans. I love your channel man

"DAYUM SHOUTY" LMFAO I have never hurt peli talk like that b4

clickbait, "this" wasn't in all caps and neither was, "happened"

Modest Pelican makes all the girls hydrated *Insert lenny face here*

i discovered hitman through your channel and omg i love the game thank you pelican

“Trigger happy malakas” hahaha nice one

When I see you posted a video my day gets better because I remember that I have to drink water and I get hydrated and that's a step towards happiness. BTW I created a fanart of a pelican as that helps spread the word of your channel, where can I share it so that you would see it?

Pelican: plays Organ Security guards: enemy spotted.............

Ha ha ha that Italian singer comment mate,Great channel keep up the good work.

Modest, your delivery is so on point!

This is the type of christian videos I actuly like.

This guy singlehandly cured my depression

1:49 this island is part of Cinque terre "five islands" in the west coast of Italy. they are heavenly. hope you get to go there once man. keep up the good work.

0:45 When Hitman forgot his minions at home