Kirin is a straight up chad

His humor is like 30% references, 30% memes, 30% one liners, and 10% filipino

"Truly, the Cheddar Knight is a man of honor." ... "Surprisingly, these homeless people have good stuff on them."

2:53 the fact that he still went to work and didn't magically have armor again is a nice detail

"Much like your father's condom, you have failed." Damn...

Imagine being a poorly paid guard risking his life daily and nightly for the town, then all of your gear and lifesavings gets stolen, and some asshole knight just stands there howling with laughter in your face about it... :(

"Why is everyone running? Someone fight me!" ~ Anakin Skywalker, During The first days of order 66

I remember when I first started playing this game I was running around and found a knight with end game armor so I sneak up behind him, knock him out and then stole all of his gear. After that the game still wasn't any easier and I kept getting my ass kicked. 10/10

18:55 "You won't last long." "Is my armour that shiny that you think you're looking into a mirror?" Lowkey the best roast I've ever heard.

Zanny: "I'm Cheddar Knight, I'm a man of honor!" Also Zanny: "Wow, this monastery is loaded!" *proceeds to looting anything not nailed to the ground*

Kirin: *exists* Everyone: “We will watch your career with great interest”

15:52 “This monastery is loaded!” -Some Viking probably

As a German i can proudly say: That was the best guten tag i heard in a long time from someone that doesnt speak German

People: We want a historically accurate medieval game. Company: Makes a historically accurate medieval game. People: You were not supposed to do that.

15:20 i spent HOURS in there and you find him in 2 seconds! lol

I swear to god I almost died at the part with nightingale

Nothing screams “Badass” more than skillfully parrying an opponent’s attack and then jumping 40 feet into the air

Just in case you are wondering how Henry already knew who Pious is: There is a book by the Prior's room, it says the past life of each of the novices, including Pious. You probably went inside the monastery before and read it without even noticing (that's what I did the first time).

Can we just take a second to admire how zanny can actually sing well

The growth you feel in this is game definitely one of the best I've felt in any game. It's such a good feeling to walk through entire groups of cumans after struggling with just two enemies for a large portion of the game.

Zanny: **Kills people and steals their life savings** Also Zanny: *The art of the deal*

Bandits: we have you three to one Zanny: I like those odds

Yeah, for the people that actually learn how to play this game. It was amazing. I had one of the best combat systems for Sword player that I’ve ever had instead of just swinging around like every other game. Yeah, it was challenging learning how to play the game.

One of the best RPG’s ever, best quests hands down, wish it had a better refined combat.

"Why am I acting rich? I spent all my money shopping" Still has 1.2k Me with 36 coins: I'm fine I guess

When you think the Star Wars references have stopped. Zanny: Oh I don't think so.

KCD is a pretty awesome game to be fair, if your new then you end up learning with Henry as the game goes on which makes skill progression more rewarding, it doesn't just give you a weapon and suddenly you know exactly what to do with it like most rpg's The choices you make can actually matter too which was great to see aswell as how there's all these little secret things that can affect how you fight or sneak Granted it's not the most polished and it has a few bugs but it's a great game once you get into the learning and fighting It's a shame RDR2 was released the same year otherwise it might’ve been more popular as a great medieval simulator

Man you're easily my favourite video game KZfaqrs. You're so god damn chill, and sound like you're having a good time. Will never understand why people watch streamers that act all angry and rage.

“You lose” -Sun Tzu, before the dark times

How the hell when you're in a 3v1 two of them just stand still and when I'm in a 3v1 the other two are flanking me from both sides. Paid actors is the only reasonable answer.

Bro, that was genuinely hilarious 😂 Well made content man, thoroughly enjoyed this video 🤙🏻🍻

On my first mission from the miller I had to steal from the executioner and I accidentally aggroed him, so I killed him and I just burst out laughing every time they mention the executioner they've mentioned him like 6 times so funny

"Verrecke!" can be translated to "Die!" in a old fashioned way and "Verflucht" is something along the lines of dammit or fuck or something else you say when you just kinda curse without insuting someone

Game: “Hammer.” Zanny: “Is this a halberd?”

1:48 absolutely loved the LOTR reference

Zanny: “the cheddar knight is truly a man of honor.” Also zanny: “man these homeless people have good stuff what a suprise.”

Hey Zanny, my 15 year old dog died yesterday and I couldn’t sleep. I ended up binge watching your videos and it really made me feel better man. Thanks for bringing some joy to a struggling fan.

Zanny: Kirin, food Kirin: *runs over* Zanny: *is empty handed* Kirin: We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve quite possibly been bamboozled

3:53 Kelpie is the name of Ciri's horse in The Witcher. Nice easter egg! Also in this game there is a horse named "Roach" and people refer to the previous owners of this horse as "a gray-haired man who decided to leave his business and rest."

This game was so good. I hope they make a sequel soon

"Cheddar Knight is a man of honor" *steals from the homeless people*

"Verrecke" just means "Die!" or "Perish" and "Verflucht" means "damn it"

Such a great game. Does anyone else steal black peters armor the night before the tournament, he fights in his underwear lol its awesome

8:45 I laughed way too hard than I should when Vatzek ran so fast by him while screaming alarm.

17:57 Some combat guide : You should never fight against a group Zanny : *hahah mace go brrrr*

zanny: steals all the armour Also zanny: why aren’t they wearing armour?

Got this game from my friend for Christmas this year and I am fricking addicted to it. It's like playing a history documentary. Playing it on a beefy high end pc means getting the full quality experience too

Lol dude just discovered you today and you are an instant legend. Hell yeah!

Vid 1: So I have decided to try out a game that got mixed reviews Vid 2: So I got addicted...

It's funnny how he lowers the decibel level when he laughs

10:55 that was beautiful, like a true Czech

my first zanny video, still my favorite series you did

"If you are a horse, then you are the worse" -Sun Zu, when he's drunk

easy way to get wealthy in game: Ride to skallitz, kill the bandits, steal all their loot, repeat infinetly

Such an amazing game, super immersive, you even learn a lot about the period and the region if you go in the details.

Man I found your channel randomly and I love it, you are too funny

Seeing Nightingale show up to his post without his stuff cracked me up way too much.

The cheddar knight by day, the evening swan by night

Modern Zan-clan initiates are so pampered. Back in when i joined (last year with fallen order) when the evening swan was referenced we had to do research to figure out what he was talking about. Now they get a whole ass pause and flash back to get spponfed the knowledge we had worked so hard to uncover. Shit really grinds my gears

i forgot zanny could sing so well, man, i want a whole mix tape of him covering different songs, he's got such an amazing voice

Me: spends like six hours on the monastery quest making sure I get it right Zanny: so this investigation took 2 seconds

As a German a little inside: "Verrecke!" basically means "Die!" but in a more disrepectful variant. "Verflucht" is "God dammit!". "Hol's der Teufel!" literally means "The devil shall get it" but I would translate it as "Go to hell!". And for my fellow Germans: Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Teil des Heiligen Römischen Reiches Deutscher Nation!

I'm binging random Zanny content and I stumbled across the origin of the (consistent) Kirin Commercial Break. What a momentous video this was

I’ve never even played this game but I love the commentary…. I can’t stop watching and laughing… great content.

"Would you like to go on a stroll?" Theresa, refusing to make eye contact: "I'd love to."

Can we just appreciate Zanny's incredible singing.

Subbed and liked for the humor, singing and the master skills.

great editing the soshana bit was particularly genius

Zanny: gets caught robbing someone and his reputation hits rock bottom Next time Zanny goes there: Why are they attacking me

“Much like your fathers condom you have failed” “Strong focus on what I want “ Lol man your references humor is gold.

Oh this is brilliant. I subscribed straight after the Inglorious Basterds reference. Laughed out loud, son.

Pat Wilson I absolutely love this game. Just finished my third complete play through. Really enjoy the fact that so many of the quests are not "go kill somebody". There is plenty of action but also a good dose of non-violent game play. Biggest complaint? The locking mechanism when you are fighting multiple opponents. Hopefully the studio is busy on KCD2 as we speak and hopefully this aspect of the game will change

Dark Souls: "I'm a difficult game" KC lock picking: "That's cute"

Zanny's content is the only thing getting me through quarantine

6:35 ''Truly the Cheddar Knight is a man of honour.'' *quick cuts to him knocking out a sleeping person and taking his money.

you actually sing pretty good when you were singing going into skalitz i was like is this a song ive heard before? and then you changed it when you ran away and i was like damn this guys got talent

Zanny: *introduces his dog Everyone: our dog

“Helmets are for virgins” Your pfp though...

You know, zanny actually has a really good singing voice.

The "Mee-lonn" had me dying, bro. Good shit. I just bought KDC aswell and I'm in love with this game.

11:54 "Someone stole my body. Can't have sh*t in Detroit."

“Truly the cheddar knight is a man of honor” *cuts to the next scene of hin robbing and choking a random man in his own home*

Zanny needs to do a follow up with the Women's Lot DLC, specifically in the Madonna of Sasau quest. I expect Johanka giving a run down of the Evening Swan's sins will be interesting.

Dude I'm new subscribed to your channel and I literally saw all your videos, love all your content, keep it up :)

"So I got addicted to Kingdom Come" We all did friend, we all did...

"helmets are for virgins and IM A CHAD" truly Zanny is the last Chad in the world

can’t believe this is where the kirin breaks started

I like the reference to the one game you played once and never again, and yet the reference lives on

Lol I love that people are still discovering how great this game really is.

"In time of ancient Gods, Warlords and Kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. He was Cheddar, a mighty knight fermented in the heat of battle. The power. The passion. The danger. His courage will change the world."

Ah, the origin of the puppy break

Was really enjoyed the video -> then was shocked by how good your singing voice is , wow

Kirin: shut up zanny im playing with my toys zanny: I have food Kirin: turns head slowly zanny: i dont have food Kirin: WTF

imagine giving a game 1 star because it’s “too realistic”

That daughtry drop at 12:25 earned you a new Subscriber 😁

I found your channel by a random chance and don't regret it, subscribed, my dude.

Petition for zanny to sing secret tunnel from Avatar: the last air bender

Zanny: Truly, the Cheddar Knight is a man of honour *proceeds to steal from homeless people*

Loved this vid man

"Truly the cheddar knight is a man of honor...surprisingly these homeless people have good stuff on 'em."