Someone should check on that man! I don't think he's with us anymore. I think his wife posted the video as a warning to all other men out there. 😂😂

In the immortal words of Sid Sloth: I choose life!

His pronouns are was/were after that.

I didn't know today was going to be one liner day and you had an entire magazine, extendo clip version ready. You got me about three lines in and that broke the dam. I was pretty close to peeing myself and was just glad I wasn't holding my morning coffee by the end. Wow. I'm going to watch that again. Which btw there are some of your vids that continue to pop up in my feed and Ive watched a few like 10 times and they are still funny.

Better super glue your eyes open before you go to sleep she'll be waiting patiently for you to nod out😂

I agree. I may be crazy. I'm not stupid. Anyone stupid enough to actually mean what he said. Umm yea Darwin Law takes effect.

I'd rather try to put socks on a rooster

May he Rest In Peace 🪦

"And that's when she filed for divorce, showed that video to the judge, and got everything."

Sounds like the guy's trying to get a Darwin Award!

New subscriber here, and my hubby and I are loving your takes! Been sharing your videos, too, because you're super hilarious while perfectly on point and your material is short enough to be enjoyed during a coffee break without taking up the whole coffee break! Good work, bro - we love it! And yeah, women can be quite dangerous, one must be careful... My husband is missing a tooth 🤔

😂😂😂😂 protect this man at all cost

This is why i don’t go into the city. So much has changed. It’s so messed up now. I’ll stay in my quiet more rural part of New York State, where I’m less likely to face this kinda sh*t.

I think that man wants to become room temperature. Via Con Dios good sir.

As said by a real man. I love my man for the same behavior and I would NEVER disrespect him because he is a real man. May you all find great men as many of us have.

I do believe I'd rather wrestle a polar bear for a baby seal.

Very Well encapsulated thoughts on that Foolish and apparently uncaring of his oath husband.

About that debate of women wanting a bear or a man .... well,you decide

That man is me. Supermarket attendant, would you like a bag with that. Nah your alright mate I brought her with me

Nothing worse than a women's wrath. They always look good even when they don't.

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to. You don't start nothin, won't be nothin.

I would rather ... 😜😜😜❤️❤️❤️

And here I thought Chris Tucker's immortal words are, "You got knocked,... da FUK out!" Also appropriate if one's dumb enough to try..

I'm actually second hand dead from that look. Still a top G statement tho.....

Is there a reason you are reposting things. Im not complaining. I'm just curious

Just awaiting the Gen X activation video

Just be a honest enough person that she want ask stupid questions. My of 27 years before we got married would tell everyone she introduced me to. Don't ask any questions you don't what his real opinion on. I love him to death but he's to dammed honest

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Some of us should just stay single and live alone and it's best to figure that out before you commit suicide.

Top causes of divorce: 4 - Extreme life stressors (Death of a child, remodeling a home) 3 - Infidelity 2 - Unemployment or money problems 1 - Not understanding that your wife's sense of humor is different than yours

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The only correct answer, I'm not sure, I can't see, I'm blinded by your beauty.... All credit to (I think) Jeff Foxworthy

If said person had said that to me, there would be a whole month of pain and agony He asks what’s for dinner what are you making? You didn’t clean the house why don’t you do it? You didn’t get my beer at the grocery store well March you’re happy As- down there and get it yourself oh and by the way, did I mention you’re not sleeping in the bed with me go sleep on the couch

Have you sir received the man card. If you have, please return it immediately; it appears they delivered it to the incorrect address.

I rather jump in a pool or sea otters dress as a baby seal

I've never dated anyone, and even I know don't say that

My wife knows to not ask me stupid questions like that because she never likes the answer. I have no fear and refuse to sympathize with stupidity. I would regularly give answers like this. My wife learned she will NOT get a sugar coated answer

I hope they don't have children yet. Otherwise those children will get to miss a lot of time with their biological father.

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