Buff spitting a better plot than Hollywood has in years...
@allenbettis85583 ай бұрын
True.
@colinz2263 ай бұрын
Maybe if the execs started caring about quality they'd pay their writers a living wage
@outcastmoth78kaminski43 ай бұрын
@@colinz226 you beautiful son of a Buff... you speak wisdom ✨️
@BigZ1873 ай бұрын
@@colinz226 or just hire writers who don't live in California or New York.
@Qardo3 ай бұрын
I would watch a Planes movie that takes place in space and you see Grandpa Buff just warping into orbit around Jupiter and on the side of the hull "Forever" tattooed across. Do not question the logic of this. I can picture it and I am giggling at it. Then, a squad of F-22s warp in and the Xeno scum get scared and run away. The collective annoyance from the F-22s never getting to dogfight is growing. They may end up revolting. All to get their battle.
@Donosauros_Rex3 ай бұрын
The idea of Space F22s is equally as funny as it is absolutely fucking terrifying
@derrickhageman19693 ай бұрын
The concept of a space f22 is just as scary as the rods from God idea 😢
@benoithudson72353 ай бұрын
Space B52s is even worse. Belting out “space lobster” and “love airlock” like they weren’t even geriatric in the 2010s.
@dylanwight57643 ай бұрын
Look, we all know that the first exoatmospheric fighter will be developed from the F16. We can call it... the Viper Mk.II Although as much as I'd like the Space Force to commission a USS Galactica, if the first space-carrier isn't named Enterprise there _will_ be riots!
@gdragonlord7493 ай бұрын
And apparently he plays Helldivers
@jason2211453 ай бұрын
@@dylanwight5764 wasnt the enterprise not even the first intergalatic vessel? feel free to correct me if im wrong about that, it has been 20 years for me
@KH990j3 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff has been dreaming about warp drive since '72 when he stumbled upon a rerun of Star Trek.
@sharkdentures32473 ай бұрын
Confused USA "Wait?!? . . .Is . . .is this Canon?" Buff " . . .the Galactic United States . . " USA "Yep! This is most DEFINITELY Canon!" Gather around the fire children, Grandpa Buff is going to regale us with another wonderful story."
@SomeOrdinaryJanitor3 ай бұрын
The idea of the B-52 being the first interplanetary bomber accompanied by an F-22 based escort fighter is probably the coolest, helldivers-esque concept I’ve ever heard of
@encryptedwolf76233 ай бұрын
🫡🇺🇳 For Super Earth!
@F-22.3 ай бұрын
@@encryptedwolf7623 AND FOR DEMOCRACY
@clubbzz3 ай бұрын
it is also honestly the most terrifying concept i have ever heard of.
@ronrandallberonilla88073 ай бұрын
Freedom and Liberty
@enclaveofficerz32453 ай бұрын
@@encryptedwolf7623 HAVE A CUP OF LIBER TEA!
@James-bw4np3 ай бұрын
"The new F22EX... which stands for exo-atmospheric! F*in SPACE WARFARE!" Space Force is starting to sound like an awesome new job choice!
@trailblazer6323 ай бұрын
Hmmm anyone else remember that they are working kn the f15ex already?
@frednone3 ай бұрын
Sadly, space warfare will be even more boring than planetary warfare.
@James-bw4np3 ай бұрын
@@frednone I like how space warfare is described in "The Lost Fleet" book series. They spend 16 hours approaching the enemy fleet at .2c and then in the final 2 hours make their minor course adjustments to try and fool the enemy predictive targeting software. The actual shooting happens in a microsecond and is done by the computers. Afterwards it is a damage assessment and maybe another 5-10 hours of maneuvering to get turned around to shoot again. The battles lasted multiple days on the short side and more often took a week plus.
@thenewbohemian57793 ай бұрын
@@James-bw4np shit.....and I thought Enders Game was cool...... Thanks for the new book series to check out!
@MK02723 ай бұрын
@@thenewbohemian5779 It's a good one. You should also check out the Old Man's War book series.
@GuntherRommel3 ай бұрын
Full truth, the BUFF program has cost the USA an awful lot of money, but man, it's saved a lot of trouble. I think the ROI on that one is definitely a keeper.
@noobpuncher85712 ай бұрын
The BUFF is forever.
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx2 ай бұрын
Buff will never die......just imagine that ppabe was designed with a frigging slide rule and is still flying on the front.
@ladyfreedomrocks3 ай бұрын
"Don't . Touch. My boats! That goes for my space canoes too. 🤣🤣🤣
@zachboyd47493 ай бұрын
Everyone, while we sit and laugh at HLC’s latest gutbusters, I think we should all collectively take a minute to honor Brigadier General Clarence Emil “Bud” Anderson, WWII P-51 Triple Ace who even went back for more flying Thuds in Vietnam, who went west yesterday at the age of 102. Blue Skies General, it was a privilege and honor to have known you…
@TytonidaeIndustries3 ай бұрын
o7
@chasetoyama81843 ай бұрын
o7
@OverLordOfficial8893 ай бұрын
🫡
@akakscase3 ай бұрын
Bud passed? Damn. I was able to meet him once and he was an amazing man, even in his 80's.
@GuardianJinx3 ай бұрын
o7
@FleshyWhiteChocolate3 ай бұрын
"The Galatic United States" is the greatest thing ive ever heard
@bud91333 ай бұрын
What would be Galactic Florida?
@GearGuardianGaming3 ай бұрын
@@bud9133 we build one of those ring satellites you can see in many many space video games, put tarmac on the inside edge of the ring, guard rails, and paint the lines. can squiggle the course as you like. lets call it the miami-"space"stead.
@miceltusav883 ай бұрын
Four words from the video game Section 8... "United States Imperial Armada"
@AlleluiaElizabeth3 ай бұрын
@bud9133 Tuchanka.
@Broomer523 ай бұрын
@@bud9133probably Venus
@2128jrandall2 ай бұрын
Lmao! "Raise Hell! Praise Dale!" I've honestly never heard that one. And "taping the truck nuts on" was priceless! 🤣
@UndeadSlayer353 ай бұрын
HUGE respect for all the facial expressions! They make it an independent character for me, so great job!
@OfficerBarricadeАй бұрын
what facial expressions? this isn't gacha life 😂
@phant0m2333 ай бұрын
"drag them across Russia's face when they finally decide to find out." I think that's #1 the best line you've dropped throughout this entire series.
@jasondyrkacz82703 ай бұрын
Poland: Come here, 22.
@TheOneWhoMightBe3 ай бұрын
@@jasondyrkacz8270 Help me look for my puppy.
@thenewbohemian57793 ай бұрын
I still think the classic F22 as buffalo bill "Id intercept me" is GOAT. But yes, that line also made me chuckle.
@mannings.84743 ай бұрын
(In Russian) “Sir! Our shitty radar is picking up something tiny flying in! It… Looks like… A pair of… Truck Nuts?!”
@kelltainer25423 ай бұрын
This man made Helldivers 2/Starship Troopers canon while still making the Buff and Kid stay true to their personalities. Well done sir
@jaisummons23042 ай бұрын
United Earth stallaris: They took out some of our ships so we glassed some of their planets and turned them into tome worlds that is a planet that is unhabitable filled with radiation. Set the titans in those are super mechs, clones, drones, droids, bots to take over the planets fight the remaining garrison there. I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part. Gone the galax trade federation today. GTF: Glassing planets is a war crime and the GTF will attack anyone who doesn't do this GTF: -20% of your navel capabilities or risk being at war GTF: -10% of your boot to the ground or risk being at war GTF: 20% of your resources are going to the GTF supplies and spit up between its members. GTF: 10% resources of the GTF members are going to its GTF members industry zoning to lower the resources by 10%, you want my resources I say where my money goes. GTF: 5% of the resources will be used to increase galactic happiness by 10%. They still have 5% and I don't know where it went to GTF: Killing space animals will be seen as a crime against the GTF and war will happen. United Earth Sol systems left the federations because of taxes
@raywhitmire27383 ай бұрын
Never expected the Space Orcs that is HFY Humanity to invade this channel. Love it. MORE HFY BUFF TIME!!
@artbrann3 ай бұрын
HFY invades everything, and we just accept it at this point
@MastemaJack2 ай бұрын
Get me a flamethrower
@ethanprice79343 ай бұрын
The greatest f****** episodes I've seen. Every character had a quick comeback and as always was amazing. I also watched the unsubscribe podcast and I'm glad that you're a regular recurring guest. You're an angry cops is the funniest.
@ethanprice79343 ай бұрын
Also you should try and write a script or find someone to do it for you for that story because like other comments have said you have an original story that's really interesting.
@vanDaalstad3 ай бұрын
"in an overwhelming proportionate response" is one of my favorite Grandpa Buff quotes
@xxpoisonblxx3 ай бұрын
Kinda what Buff was designed for. Reminding everyone that, if noone says what the ratios being discussed are, "proportional" can get interesting. If it was the number of lives relative to the whole population of each respective place, the US and whoever touched the wrong boat, well, it'd not be that scary. When it's "proportion of the defense budget used in the attack", well. That gets far scarier. Spend 1% of your defense budget on us... maybe we'll do the same.
@brandonmclaine173 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity for the F22 to make a Warhammer 40k reference of "suffer not the zeno to live"
@PurpleHeartE543 ай бұрын
Not everybody is well-versed into 40k, and I don't believe Linecrosser is either, but sure, that works.
@walternelson26873 ай бұрын
*Xeno HLC even spelled it correctly in the video dude come on.
@aidanworth81993 ай бұрын
@@PurpleHeartE54 heresy.. (jk)
@BouncingZeus3 ай бұрын
It would be the buff no? Cause that is who is designed to end a world.
@Qardo3 ай бұрын
Spelled "Xeno". I know. It is not spelled like it sounds. But blame some scientist for the spelling. Cause you know they were drunk, high, or both when coming up with the name.
@RAPTOR9483 ай бұрын
The idea of F22s with an upgrade to make them viable for interplanetary combat and long campaigns like how Polish horses were bred for intercontinental campaigns sounds way too epic! It's especially terrifying to consider a hive of xenomorphs intelligent enough to use ships for interstellar travel, but assuring to consider the F22 would get such crazy upgrades that it's going to put xenomorphs back in the stone age! Your videos make me wish I enlisted into the Air Force when I was young.
@AmericanBattlewagons19443 ай бұрын
when Grandpa Buff talks i can't keep a straight face no matter how hard i try
@tntk32183 ай бұрын
Always a saturday treat to watch another chaotic F22 skit. Praise the buff and may no one touch the boats
@Oklahoma_is_me3 ай бұрын
🙏🙏
@skyephoenix8013 ай бұрын
...nor the Space Canoes.
@tntk32183 ай бұрын
@@skyephoenix801 🤣
@Turf-yj9ei3 ай бұрын
Praise Buff drink Duff
@sirsmiteful62853 ай бұрын
4:47 I love how much Buff and F22 get along with each other. F22’s a street punk by choice who did molly and did some time in the slammer, but came out a man…a barely functioning, batshit insane man, but a man nonetheless. Buff is the military grandfather who’s still in the army and took one look at F22 and figured he’d unofficially adopt him as a surrogate son.
@SirNeil25793 ай бұрын
The Buff and F22 are eternal 😂
@SamaritanPrime3 ай бұрын
I think I know why. They’re both the EXACT same kind of insane, but the BUFF has lived with it for so long that he’s gotten used to it. The Kid isn’t there yet.
@Irish3813 ай бұрын
I think Grandpa Buff is more like the Older veteran who has been in the shit so often that his PTSD is more nostalgia, the Kid however is more of a freshly trained Combat Marine that is just itching to get some before it ends.
@5tr4nge753 ай бұрын
Man you think the F22 did molly? The love drug? The F22 was shooting straight meth.
@Gaara10193 ай бұрын
@5tr4nge75 wait...if we really think about why he wants interception it may be to f**k the enemy...you know what nah imma leave it alone
@Frosted_Moontips3 ай бұрын
The F22-EX sounds like the kind of aircraft you'd unlock in an Ace Combat campaign lol
@lonnyyoung42853 ай бұрын
God, I needed one of these today. I'll just leave it at I massively screwed up. I desperately needed a good laugh. Thanks HLC.
@BreadKrumb3 ай бұрын
Star trek mixed with Xenomorphs mixed with a futuristic US military that still has Buff around. One hell of a drug
@Qardo3 ай бұрын
Well, there are space bugs in Star Trek. Several species of them. And they are not friendly. Though, they aren't fully 100% canon within the lore. One bug version was introduced in The Next Generation (TNG) and then completely forgotten about. That bug was the Bluegills in Star Trek Online (STO), or simply called "Parasitic being" in TNG. Which were a parasitic bug that burrowed into a host, taking control, and pretty much living among the host species to spread further. Yet, in STO the bug was brought back with its original form and also some new forms that were bigger, nastier, and meaner. Like 8 foot tall bugs that spit acid and such. Yeah. Very...Starship Troopers moment in STO. But instead of bullets and nukes. It was phasers, plasma, disruptors, and mini anti-matter grenades, lol. Also, a lot of swords and knives. Klingons love to get in close. They ain't scared of big bugs.
@longwlenguyen42143 ай бұрын
Basically Starship Troopers original novel with power armor.
@kateshiningdeer33343 ай бұрын
IKR? Now I want a whole novel! (Or at least a running series!)
@blarg9876653 ай бұрын
Glassing six planets as a response to touching our stuff....ya sound about right.
@Niv-lz9wq3 ай бұрын
Oddly enough, in a sci-fi novella I was writing, we do have a ship that in the space fleet is a functional equivalent of the modern destroyer called a Glass Maker. Orbital dropship/bomber, creates surface blast glass.
@chrisadler88885 күн бұрын
This is honestly my favorite episode aside from Buff/Franklin running for office. Getting some shirts later this week :)
@CircusJeanie23993 ай бұрын
3:16. I believe the word you're looking for is feudalism or something very similar. Love the videos.
@Muarauder123 ай бұрын
HLC always brings the funny but I also appreciate the fourth wall breaks to check in on people and do PSA. Good Guy HLC.
@DIP_BUH12073 ай бұрын
A laser mounted weapon that got cancelled, was gonna be on our US fighter aircrafts? WE WERE CLOSE TO HAVING AN ACE COMBAT MOMENT?!
@GearGuardianGaming3 ай бұрын
next we build megalith and stonehenge
@vidyajamesu3 ай бұрын
I mean, at least there's NGAD for that.
@autobotCRSHR3 ай бұрын
Star Wars would have been realized until those ███████s decided to can the idea...
@TLBgaming03303 ай бұрын
@@autobotCRSHRnot sure if anyone else is seeing this but whatever you called them has been censored out.
@danielprie43893 ай бұрын
@@TLBgaming0330 Might have been the idea. Or might me our megacorp overlord. Who knows.
@Bentheck2 ай бұрын
We need more space Buff stories 🤣 that was awesome!
@Saijansfavorites3 ай бұрын
you never fail to have that one line that kills all. i absolutely love it
@pathfindersavant39883 ай бұрын
All in favor of Granpa Buff reading sci-fi short stories say "Intercept Me!" Intercept Me!
@EricDKaufman3 ай бұрын
Intercept Me!
@generalilbis3 ай бұрын
INTERCEPT ME!
@Crimsonbrony48123 ай бұрын
Intercept Me!
@TheAKgunner3 ай бұрын
“Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me.”
@anasazidarkmoon3 ай бұрын
Intercept me!
@MJ-kc8iz3 ай бұрын
"The Buff is forever." And, oooooh. Exo-atmosphereic F22.... YES, please.
@UncleTeddy573 ай бұрын
This might have been your best one yet. Keep up the good work brother.
@zilsys3 ай бұрын
3:50 fuk I feel called out for listening to them. xD so glad ya thrown that in.
@korbell10893 ай бұрын
Now I can't get the thought of the Kid dragging "Truck Nuts" behind him out of my head!🤣🤣
@jasondyrkacz82703 ай бұрын
I love the spirit.
@coffeegonewrong3 ай бұрын
Hey, gotta give Russia a fighting chance to spot him before the missiles fly
@keymaster81763 ай бұрын
I know right 😂😂🍻
@SPD_driver3 ай бұрын
Well, the Teabagging equipment gives them some kind of RCS to get a return on.... easier if the enemy comes to you...
@johna13673 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂😂😂
@FatChanceTheCouchDog3 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna intercept so many bugs" I lost it. 😂😂😂😂💀
@mikegann5512 ай бұрын
One of the kids best
@boogersmcgee3 ай бұрын
These videos have become some of my favorite things to watch, I love you man
@NOREENULR50BMG3 ай бұрын
This is some of your greatest work yet man.
@richarddoig18653 ай бұрын
I’m a 59 year old man that squeals like a teenager whenever a new video arrives. Thank you for making the day a little brighter!
@maryvalentine90903 ай бұрын
Bro, I’m a 66-year-old woman and I do the same damn thing!
@kateshiningdeer33343 ай бұрын
46 yo woman, and same! This is the highlight of my day a lot of the time! Buff's HellDivers/Star Trek-style perfect sci-fi story just made it even better!
@ihankestrel77083 ай бұрын
It’s like watching Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.
@theneurologist13 ай бұрын
Saturday morning F-twenty toons 😂
@sergiovergaramontemiranda21163 ай бұрын
@@theneurologist1Have my FUC**** like man!
@kateshiningdeer33343 ай бұрын
@@theneurologist1I see what you did there! Brilliant!!
@xtremeslothman65213 ай бұрын
Just visualizing a F-22 in space intercepting some UAP/UFO thing is the scariest and the funniest thing i think I've ever heard of..
@wingmanbomer3 ай бұрын
I have no words for the amount if hilariously good jokes were in this one!
@dreamypizza84583 ай бұрын
I love the "oh shit you can actually see my quotes" in reference to the recurring "oh shit you can't actually see my air quotes fuck"
@anasazidarkmoon3 ай бұрын
Grandpa BUFF's story was awesome, but I feel bad for the janitor that's gonna have to clean up the mess Raptor made at the end. 🤣
@mathewmue55473 ай бұрын
Honestly LOVE these videos. Keep it up!!!
@MarkBarrack3 ай бұрын
2:54 agreed. Everyone should feel safe with their partner
@RyanBlackhawke3 ай бұрын
Love the 4th wall break. Good reminder and there are resources out there to help victims of IPV.
@koaga6453 ай бұрын
That Harry Potter joke actually made me spit. That was funny as hell.
@Mr.P.Griffith3 ай бұрын
This has become a small highlight of my day. It actually makes me laugh watching it. Well done.
@LighthawkTenchi3 ай бұрын
Dude, that was the best idea I’ve heard for a space warfare game/movie/ novel in a very, very long time. I need this!
@Chairloser3 ай бұрын
Time to watch the daily news
@Greger-bg4nz3 ай бұрын
True
@soka33 ай бұрын
Couldn't have said it any better😂
@JackoTheDragon243 ай бұрын
This guy is better then news
@mitchellbailey70303 ай бұрын
FACTS🫡🇺🇸👍🏻😂
@Butter_Warrior993 ай бұрын
So much better than mainstream news.
@Cqlm.M803 ай бұрын
“Diddy do it?” Yes Diddy did do it.
@drd6753 ай бұрын
Like, he is a legit monster
@ihankestrel77083 ай бұрын
What Diddy didn’t do?
@mrexists54003 ай бұрын
@ihankestral not being a terrible person
@Hardbass20213 ай бұрын
@@ihankestrel7708 the right question everyone should ask
@Klaaism3 ай бұрын
Oh did diddy do it... diddy did it hard and now diddy looking hard
@littlejourneyseverywhere3 ай бұрын
I love the fact that buff is over here just spitting fanfiction 😂😂
@wickitklown903 ай бұрын
Love the Stargate reference. Greatest sci-fi space travel show of all time.
@bataton77333 ай бұрын
We know where our boats are. And its a power move. Our boats are there, and we fucking dare them
@thedoctor75663 ай бұрын
Just touch the boats it's ok we won't do anything...besides turn the area into a new parking lot
@MariaTex33 ай бұрын
Japan is just standing off the side desperately signaling NOT to touch the boats.
@Deltarious3 ай бұрын
"F22EX" basically sounds like you are describing an F-302 from Stargate, especially because they also used AMRAAMs, were a USAF black project, and were extremely badass
@bradenlawles70553 ай бұрын
Yes
@a2wheelsoul7663 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like every literal video is just pure gold yet somehow also better everytime lol
@danielbaker86472 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂 I can't. I can't. I can't stop laughing at this. Omg, I'm fucking dead. Please keep these coming. Uncle buff be going hard on storytime.
@justanothergunowner37723 ай бұрын
I can soo picture a fleet of G-pa buffs warping in on an enemy and resetting them all to the character select screen. Also, HLC, you need to write a couple of movies, asap!! You got some pure gold going on up in that brain of your's!!
@BSRaven3 ай бұрын
Buff being able to read his own subtitles is brilliant. Keep it up!
@CdrChaos3 ай бұрын
It’s so heartwarming that Grandpa Buff makes it canon that the F-22 will be joining him on the first intergalactic war.
@nicholasrushing41563 ай бұрын
I love your channel, great job addressing the Diddy issue and making a point to correct it in some way. Keep them videos coming
@TheRibottoStudios3 ай бұрын
NASA over here just pulling a Tony Stark and figuring things out by accident is my new favorite thing.
@lemax68653 ай бұрын
A lot of the greatest scientific discoveries of all time started with an accident. Basically, you experiment, something unexpected happens and then you spend a lot of time and effort figuring out what the hell happened, with more experiments. This time though it's a bunch of theoretical physicists fucking with math until it gave them what they wanted, which is also great but unfortunately not worth much until the tech exists to try it out.
@TheRibottoStudios3 ай бұрын
@@lemax6865"fcking with math until it gave them what they wanted." Is iconic 😂
@davidkelly42103 ай бұрын
@@lemax6865 The tech part isn't all that hard if it doesn't require new materials (the problem with room temperature superconductors). Once the math says it can happen, you just let the engineers do their thing. From splitting the atom to glassing 2 Japanese cities for touching our boats took less than a decade. The Wright brothers to prototype jets a generation. Nazis dropping rockets on London to Soviet and American landers on the moon (the Soviets were 1st but unmanned) another generation. If this warp drive doesn't require something like fusion (maybe even then with recent energy positive experiments) or antimatter to fuel and can be built with existing materials we could probably get a working prototype in a surprisingly short amount of time. Provided it's properly funded of course. They're still refining the math atm so who knows.
@lemax68653 ай бұрын
@@davidkelly4210 That's the thing though. When they say "we don't have the technology", what they mean is usually either "we don't have the means of producing (or storing) enough energy", or "we don't have the required materials/the materials required are prohibitively expensive to produce in sufficient quantities". There's also the occasional "we don't have enough computing ability". Not much really "requires" fusion power or antimatter anihilation reactors, it's just that those ways of producing energy would solve the first of those two categories of problem and a good bit of the second if we could get them to work, and that's proven to be rather difficult. I acknowledge that the first step in any great leap in technology and science is getting the math to work, hence why I said "which is also great". I also however realise that between figuring out the math and the engineers getting the product out, there are sometimes *decades* of work involved, fusion being a good example, the math's been there since Einstein. "Fusion power is only 20 years away" is a meme for a reason.
@gawainethefirst3 ай бұрын
@@lemax6865 or in some cases, it means that they’ve already built it and aren’t telling anyone.
@crisr.82803 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH!!! for the Hell Divers Reference. HELL NO! for F22 creaming his cannons
@anasazidarkmoon3 ай бұрын
I pity whoever has to clean the hangar after that. 😂
@thedyingmeme63 ай бұрын
"Creaming his cannons"
@yourlocalmethaddict3 ай бұрын
That sentence makes me regret having eyes
@ardantop132na63 ай бұрын
F-22 do be dropping the 500kg bomb.
@NuclearFalcon1463 ай бұрын
@@ardantop132na6 Bigger than 500 kg. USAF does not use the Mk. 83 (closest to 500 kg at 1,000 pounds and is a Navy weapon), they use 2,000 pound bombs. Some F-22s are configured to be able to drop 2,000 pound JDAMs. That said he would ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇ the bugs at every opportunity.
@leeflorence38382 ай бұрын
I have to thank HLC for these videos. They are a constant source of entertainment for my 13 year old son and myself. We absolutely love The Kid, Buff, And all the rest. It has brightened our lives in a very real way and has had our sides hurting from laughing so consistently and so long. PLEASE Keep it up and again thank you for all the laughs that are SO NEEDED in these times. Give em hell boys!
@albusplaustrum062 ай бұрын
"just tell me you fucking hate me already" 🤣🤣🤣
@geekymetalhead51123 ай бұрын
HLC just gave the 22 a Xeno Gasm. "Brute ships, staggered lines. BUFFMaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1!!!"
@TheAKgunner3 ай бұрын
“Then it is an even fight!”
@Wootmanwashere3 ай бұрын
"It's a buffet then. Don't hold back and eat your fill!"
@tenchraven3 ай бұрын
"Three to one? They don't have very many friends. Lets put them out of their loneliness."
@Pierce-lz7kv3 ай бұрын
Boys...they got us surrounded...those poor bastards
@jgkitarel3 ай бұрын
Buff: Good, the enemy is right where I want them. And they don't seem to have many friends."
@jacobgomos24183 ай бұрын
I love how the “don’t touch the boats” line goes back and forth between United States and Japan. Don’t know about any of you but I am looking forward to the day that Japan gets tired of telling others not to touch the boats. I can just imagine them saying “You know what? Screw it. You don’t want to listen to me. So you can just learn the hard way.”.
@skylershummingbird16673 ай бұрын
I'm waiting for the day that the Kaga and an incarnation of the Enterprise are in a task force together. Gonna be so weird to read that in the papers.
@Hardbass20213 ай бұрын
Old rivals, now allies
@taemien92193 ай бұрын
@@Hardbass2021 Even older friends. WW2 was just a misunderstanding between the US and Japan. We we've been friends since the 1800s.
@John-vp2jq3 ай бұрын
@@taemien9219 to be fair, the friendship was kind of "forced" from the beginning. See Matthew Perry's expedition there.
@everettbruckerhoff60293 ай бұрын
@@skylershummingbird1667 they need to name one of their helicopter carriers Akagi. It'd be only right to see CVN80 and a new Akagi sailing side by side.
@motherofanarchy3 ай бұрын
Thank you for talking about Domestic Violence. As someone who, not only grew up watching my mother go through it, I’ve also experienced it myself. I believe that it ALWAYS needs more attention. Jokes, done in the right way, bring attention to what millions of people are going through. Remember ladies and gentlemen, NO ONE has the RIGHT to hurt you. ❤ Stay Safe.
@Jinxsyns2 ай бұрын
Warfare is no joke when you take the satire or dark humor out of it of course but god is there a part of me that wants that to be canon 😅😂🤣 pass that popcorn i'm hooked!
@KipdoesStuff3 ай бұрын
We just got a message from the Klingons saying that F-22's in space is too much, even by Klingon standards.
@Davidsladky1353 ай бұрын
As STARFLEET retires the Enterprise F, a wing of B 52s does a flyover!
@KoRntech3 ай бұрын
2:30 I feel that may fall on some deaf ears here given the demographic of DV offenders that hide behind a badge and or uniform, plea down the charges with friendly county prosecutors so they don't lose their job.
@rebeccamount503 ай бұрын
That was kind of a cross over between Alien and Starship Troopers, and I'm here for it!!
@bernieboo76373 ай бұрын
I Love Grampa Buff. He needs to lead the space war against the xenomorphs so he can tell the tales!!
@LastRonin473 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The Emperor of Mankind still operates a fleet of 50 BUFFs in case of the need to deploy Exterminatus Primus. The Emperor Protects.
@longwlenguyen42143 ай бұрын
With Starship Troopers power armor from the novel.
@Pumbaa8563 ай бұрын
Grandpa Buff telling sci fi stories…I didn’t know I needed this in my life.
@norahc.3 ай бұрын
We all need more Grandpa Buff
@robertpowell1464Ай бұрын
Who would have thought Buff was such a good prophet... I mean uh... story teller.
@josephjennings96873 ай бұрын
And I've been into those scifi space stories cause they are long enough I don't have to stop my morning routine to look for the next thing to keep my brain squirrel busy so that I can get shit done. Haha
@dr.tankenstien3 ай бұрын
HLC should sell bagged popcorn in his merch shop so we all have popcorn ready for his videos... Another classic episode of "As the Countries Turn!" 😂🎉
@KommandoCraftLP3 ай бұрын
When Buff said the UGS was about to bring their most ruthless weapon I thought he'd mean recommissioning the USS Iowa again. Not a new space craft of that name, the freaking ww2 battleship plus some modernizations to show the xenos the definition of orbital bombardement. That the next word was Iowa made me loose it.
@MultiMachinegunner3 ай бұрын
There is an old anime that has a space faring Yamato: it looks like the original, but with the upgrades you were talking about, titled Space Battleship Yamato
@wdixon273 ай бұрын
@@MultiMachinegunnergotta use an iowa, the yamato has been a coral reef for too long
@MultiMachinegunner3 ай бұрын
@@wdixon27 I was using the anime as an example for what to do to the Iowa
@wdixon273 ай бұрын
@@MultiMachinegunneri'm sufficiently nerdly to've understood that reference, just saying, the iowa's are all still floating/not shot full of holes, thats gotta make for easier atmospheric seal if they're gonna make it a space battleship, they can snag the new jersey in a few months when its outta drydock and it'll have new paint :D
@martinvasquez8183 ай бұрын
Dang! I was so into Buff's story, I grabbed my popcorn and beer! 😂😂😂
@bradycameron91793 ай бұрын
Imagine being a xenomorph trying to infest a space station and then out of nowhere you hear “Would you intercept me?”
@imnothuman4769Ай бұрын
I'd intercept me.
@kaiserslim27513 ай бұрын
Loved the little story Buff started going off on there. That's a movie I'd go and watch!
@Mariner3113 ай бұрын
Some nice Starship Trooper memories there - back from watching it in the theaters in 1997. "Would you like to know more..."
@mansad14311 күн бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said "just tell me you fucking hate me already"
@markharral3 ай бұрын
I’m laughing sooooo hard right now. Thank you Thank you Thank you. I really needed that after a bad day of trucking. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@CoyoteSevenFL3 ай бұрын
Just the thought of Grandpa Buff glassing bug worlds with the Kid escorting... ... ... I think I'm gonna cry.😂
@Cameron-ls3qt3 ай бұрын
You know what FUCK it, as a Nebraskan and farmer of corn im fine with being acknowledged for just CORN😂😂😂
@lemax68653 ай бұрын
Wear it with pride, corn is amazing. It's food by itself, it's an ingredient in lots more food, it can be used for biofuel, it can be used for grain alcohol and all that comes with that (cheers), all of that and more at an economically viable price tag. People don't put enough respect on the name.
@matthewrobinett10123 ай бұрын
G-Buff and 22 going on a bug hunt nice. I would love a show about that
@matthewgarcia30423 ай бұрын
The kidd's voice is slowly morphing into Zoolander for and that makes this more hilarious 😂
@JakeSquaredOfficial3 ай бұрын
I’m still on the ad, but based on this title, I say FOR DEMOCRACY!!! Edit: I mean, I was close?
@akatsukilevi3 ай бұрын
F-22 intercepting bugs.... Yeap, that's democracy right there
@sophefe3 ай бұрын
Liberty speed your step, Helldiver.
@remanscimitar3 ай бұрын
Glassing cybers and intercepting bugs.... for democracy and Super Earth.
@Niv-lz9wq3 ай бұрын
Nope, it's for the Constitutional Republic.
@k.r.35983 ай бұрын
I think that the Kid might need a bit of "alone time" to contemplate the thought of going Bug Intercepting.
@Pierce-lz7kv3 ай бұрын
If the hangar is a rockin...fuckin duck!
@Geeky90726 күн бұрын
Dear lord... the Kid's "near-gasams" every time he thinks about an intercept is just.... wrong... but completely right too.....
@SA12String3 ай бұрын
Okay, this might be the best ever. Straight up gold.
@benn4543 ай бұрын
I would watch a movie about BUFF and the kid taking on some Xenomorphs. Get on it, Hollywood.
@noobpuncher85713 ай бұрын
No. Hollywood would fucking ruin it. Start a crowdfund for HLC to plot, script and direct it. Only then will it truly shine as it deserves to.
@petuniasevan3 ай бұрын
F22 looked way too....into it? Watch out for spilled fluids on the hangar floor! Seriously this was a super great skit, in a line of great skits.
@toddsharp42453 ай бұрын
I damn near died (BEER VOMIT) at that E-4 Mafia statement🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tamrabrawley4573Ай бұрын
“In a overwhelming proportional response” That nearly killed me