True.

Maybe if the execs started caring about quality they'd pay their writers a living wage

@@colinz226 you beautiful son of a Buff... you speak wisdom ✨️

​@@colinz226 or just hire writers who don't live in California or New York.

I would watch a Planes movie that takes place in space and you see Grandpa Buff just warping into orbit around Jupiter and on the side of the hull "Forever" tattooed across. Do not question the logic of this. I can picture it and I am giggling at it. Then, a squad of F-22s warp in and the Xeno scum get scared and run away. The collective annoyance from the F-22s never getting to dogfight is growing. They may end up revolting. All to get their battle.

The concept of a space f22 is just as scary as the rods from God idea 😢

Space B52s is even worse. Belting out “space lobster” and “love airlock” like they weren’t even geriatric in the 2010s.

Look, we all know that the first exoatmospheric fighter will be developed from the F16. We can call it... the Viper Mk.II Although as much as I'd like the Space Force to commission a USS Galactica, if the first space-carrier isn't named Enterprise there _will_ be riots!

And apparently he plays Helldivers

@@dylanwight5764 wasnt the enterprise not even the first intergalatic vessel? feel free to correct me if im wrong about that, it has been 20 years for me

🫡🇺🇳 For Super Earth!

​@@encryptedwolf7623 AND FOR DEMOCRACY

it is also honestly the most terrifying concept i have ever heard of.

Freedom and Liberty

@@encryptedwolf7623 HAVE A CUP OF LIBER TEA!

Hmmm anyone else remember that they are working kn the f15ex already?

Sadly, space warfare will be even more boring than planetary warfare.

@@frednone I like how space warfare is described in "The Lost Fleet" book series. They spend 16 hours approaching the enemy fleet at .2c and then in the final 2 hours make their minor course adjustments to try and fool the enemy predictive targeting software. The actual shooting happens in a microsecond and is done by the computers. Afterwards it is a damage assessment and maybe another 5-10 hours of maneuvering to get turned around to shoot again. The battles lasted multiple days on the short side and more often took a week plus.

@@James-bw4np shit.....and I thought Enders Game was cool...... Thanks for the new book series to check out!

@@thenewbohemian5779 It's a good one. You should also check out the Old Man's War book series.

The BUFF is forever.

Buff will never die......just imagine that ppabe was designed with a frigging slide rule and is still flying on the front.

o7

o7

🫡

Bud passed? Damn. I was able to meet him once and he was an amazing man, even in his 80's.

o7

What would be Galactic Florida?

​@@bud9133 we build one of those ring satellites you can see in many many space video games, put tarmac on the inside edge of the ring, guard rails, and paint the lines. can squiggle the course as you like. lets call it the miami-"space"stead.

Four words from the video game Section 8... "United States Imperial Armada"

@bud9133 Tuchanka.

@@bud9133probably Venus

what facial expressions? this isn't gacha life 😂

Poland: Come here, 22.

@@jasondyrkacz8270 Help me look for my puppy.

I still think the classic F22 as buffalo bill "Id intercept me" is GOAT. But yes, that line also made me chuckle.

(In Russian) “Sir! Our shitty radar is picking up something tiny flying in! It… Looks like… A pair of… Truck Nuts?!”

United Earth stallaris: They took out some of our ships so we glassed some of their planets and turned them into tome worlds that is a planet that is unhabitable filled with radiation. Set the titans in those are super mechs, clones, drones, droids, bots to take over the planets fight the remaining garrison there. I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part. Gone the galax trade federation today. GTF: Glassing planets is a war crime and the GTF will attack anyone who doesn't do this GTF: -20% of your navel capabilities or risk being at war GTF: -10% of your boot to the ground or risk being at war GTF: 20% of your resources are going to the GTF supplies and spit up between its members. GTF: 10% resources of the GTF members are going to its GTF members industry zoning to lower the resources by 10%, you want my resources I say where my money goes. GTF: 5% of the resources will be used to increase galactic happiness by 10%. They still have 5% and I don't know where it went to GTF: Killing space animals will be seen as a crime against the GTF and war will happen. United Earth Sol systems left the federations because of taxes

HFY invades everything, and we just accept it at this point

Get me a flamethrower

Also you should try and write a script or find someone to do it for you for that story because like other comments have said you have an original story that's really interesting.

Kinda what Buff was designed for. Reminding everyone that, if noone says what the ratios being discussed are, "proportional" can get interesting. If it was the number of lives relative to the whole population of each respective place, the US and whoever touched the wrong boat, well, it'd not be that scary. When it's "proportion of the defense budget used in the attack", well. That gets far scarier. Spend 1% of your defense budget on us... maybe we'll do the same.

Not everybody is well-versed into 40k, and I don't believe Linecrosser is either, but sure, that works.

*Xeno HLC even spelled it correctly in the video dude come on.

​@@PurpleHeartE54 heresy.. (jk)

It would be the buff no? Cause that is who is designed to end a world.

Spelled "Xeno". I know. It is not spelled like it sounds. But blame some scientist for the spelling. Cause you know they were drunk, high, or both when coming up with the name.

🙏🙏

...nor the Space Canoes.

@@skyephoenix801 🤣

Praise Buff drink Duff

The Buff and F22 are eternal 😂

I think I know why. They’re both the EXACT same kind of insane, but the BUFF has lived with it for so long that he’s gotten used to it. The Kid isn’t there yet.

I think Grandpa Buff is more like the Older veteran who has been in the shit so often that his PTSD is more nostalgia, the Kid however is more of a freshly trained Combat Marine that is just itching to get some before it ends.

Man you think the F22 did molly? The love drug? The F22 was shooting straight meth.

​@5tr4nge75 wait...if we really think about why he wants interception it may be to f**k the enemy...you know what nah imma leave it alone

Well, there are space bugs in Star Trek. Several species of them. And they are not friendly. Though, they aren't fully 100% canon within the lore. One bug version was introduced in The Next Generation (TNG) and then completely forgotten about. That bug was the Bluegills in Star Trek Online (STO), or simply called "Parasitic being" in TNG. Which were a parasitic bug that burrowed into a host, taking control, and pretty much living among the host species to spread further. Yet, in STO the bug was brought back with its original form and also some new forms that were bigger, nastier, and meaner. Like 8 foot tall bugs that spit acid and such. Yeah. Very...Starship Troopers moment in STO. But instead of bullets and nukes. It was phasers, plasma, disruptors, and mini anti-matter grenades, lol. Also, a lot of swords and knives. Klingons love to get in close. They ain't scared of big bugs.

Basically Starship Troopers original novel with power armor.

IKR? Now I want a whole novel! (Or at least a running series!)

Oddly enough, in a sci-fi novella I was writing, we do have a ship that in the space fleet is a functional equivalent of the modern destroyer called a Glass Maker. Orbital dropship/bomber, creates surface blast glass.

next we build megalith and stonehenge

I mean, at least there's NGAD for that.

Star Wars would have been realized until those ███████s decided to can the idea...

@@autobotCRSHRnot sure if anyone else is seeing this but whatever you called them has been censored out.

@@TLBgaming0330 Might have been the idea. Or might me our megacorp overlord. Who knows.

Intercept Me!

INTERCEPT ME!

Intercept Me!

“Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me.”

Intercept me!

I love the spirit.

Hey, gotta give Russia a fighting chance to spot him before the missiles fly

I know right 😂😂🍻

Well, the Teabagging equipment gives them some kind of RCS to get a return on.... easier if the enemy comes to you...

Same 😂😂😂😂

One of the kids best

Bro, I’m a 66-year-old woman and I do the same damn thing!

46 yo woman, and same! This is the highlight of my day a lot of the time! Buff's HellDivers/Star Trek-style perfect sci-fi story just made it even better!

Saturday morning F-twenty toons 😂

​@@theneurologist1Have my FUC**** like man!

​@@theneurologist1I see what you did there! Brilliant!!

True

Couldn't have said it any better😂

This guy is better then news

FACTS🫡🇺🇸👍🏻😂

So much better than mainstream news.

Like, he is a legit monster

What Diddy didn’t do?

@ihankestral not being a terrible person

​​@@ihankestrel7708 the right question everyone should ask

Oh did diddy do it... diddy did it hard and now diddy looking hard

Just touch the boats it's ok we won't do anything...besides turn the area into a new parking lot

Japan is just standing off the side desperately signaling NOT to touch the boats.

Yes

A lot of the greatest scientific discoveries of all time started with an accident. Basically, you experiment, something unexpected happens and then you spend a lot of time and effort figuring out what the hell happened, with more experiments. This time though it's a bunch of theoretical physicists fucking with math until it gave them what they wanted, which is also great but unfortunately not worth much until the tech exists to try it out.

​@@lemax6865"fcking with math until it gave them what they wanted." Is iconic 😂

@@lemax6865 The tech part isn't all that hard if it doesn't require new materials (the problem with room temperature superconductors). Once the math says it can happen, you just let the engineers do their thing. From splitting the atom to glassing 2 Japanese cities for touching our boats took less than a decade. The Wright brothers to prototype jets a generation. Nazis dropping rockets on London to Soviet and American landers on the moon (the Soviets were 1st but unmanned) another generation. If this warp drive doesn't require something like fusion (maybe even then with recent energy positive experiments) or antimatter to fuel and can be built with existing materials we could probably get a working prototype in a surprisingly short amount of time. Provided it's properly funded of course. They're still refining the math atm so who knows.

@@davidkelly4210 That's the thing though. When they say "we don't have the technology", what they mean is usually either "we don't have the means of producing (or storing) enough energy", or "we don't have the required materials/the materials required are prohibitively expensive to produce in sufficient quantities". There's also the occasional "we don't have enough computing ability". Not much really "requires" fusion power or antimatter anihilation reactors, it's just that those ways of producing energy would solve the first of those two categories of problem and a good bit of the second if we could get them to work, and that's proven to be rather difficult. I acknowledge that the first step in any great leap in technology and science is getting the math to work, hence why I said "which is also great". I also however realise that between figuring out the math and the engineers getting the product out, there are sometimes *decades* of work involved, fusion being a good example, the math's been there since Einstein. "Fusion power is only 20 years away" is a meme for a reason.

@@lemax6865 or in some cases, it means that they’ve already built it and aren’t telling anyone.

I pity whoever has to clean the hangar after that. 😂

"Creaming his cannons"

That sentence makes me regret having eyes

F-22 do be dropping the 500kg bomb.

@@ardantop132na6 Bigger than 500 kg. USAF does not use the Mk. 83 (closest to 500 kg at 1,000 pounds and is a Navy weapon), they use 2,000 pound bombs. Some F-22s are configured to be able to drop 2,000 pound JDAMs. That said he would ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇ the bugs at every opportunity.

“Then it is an even fight!”

"It's a buffet then. Don't hold back and eat your fill!"

"Three to one? They don't have very many friends. Lets put them out of their loneliness."

Boys...they got us surrounded...those poor bastards

Buff: Good, the enemy is right where I want them. And they don't seem to have many friends."

I'm waiting for the day that the Kaga and an incarnation of the Enterprise are in a task force together. Gonna be so weird to read that in the papers.

Old rivals, now allies

@@Hardbass2021 Even older friends. WW2 was just a misunderstanding between the US and Japan. We we've been friends since the 1800s.

@@taemien9219 to be fair, the friendship was kind of "forced" from the beginning. See Matthew Perry's expedition there.

@@skylershummingbird1667 they need to name one of their helicopter carriers Akagi. It'd be only right to see CVN80 and a new Akagi sailing side by side.

Fun Fact: The Emperor of Mankind still operates a fleet of 50 BUFFs in case of the need to deploy Exterminatus Primus. The Emperor Protects.

With Starship Troopers power armor from the novel.

We all need more Grandpa Buff

There is an old anime that has a space faring Yamato: it looks like the original, but with the upgrades you were talking about, titled Space Battleship Yamato

@@MultiMachinegunnergotta use an iowa, the yamato has been a coral reef for too long

@@wdixon27 I was using the anime as an example for what to do to the Iowa

@@MultiMachinegunneri'm sufficiently nerdly to've understood that reference, just saying, the iowa's are all still floating/not shot full of holes, thats gotta make for easier atmospheric seal if they're gonna make it a space battleship, they can snag the new jersey in a few months when its outta drydock and it'll have new paint :D

I'd intercept me.

Wear it with pride, corn is amazing. It's food by itself, it's an ingredient in lots more food, it can be used for biofuel, it can be used for grain alcohol and all that comes with that (cheers), all of that and more at an economically viable price tag. People don't put enough respect on the name.

F-22 intercepting bugs.... Yeap, that's democracy right there

Liberty speed your step, Helldiver.

Glassing cybers and intercepting bugs.... for democracy and Super Earth.

Nope, it's for the Constitutional Republic.

If the hangar is a rockin...fuckin duck!

No. Hollywood would fucking ruin it. Start a crowdfund for HLC to plot, script and direct it. Only then will it truly shine as it deserves to.