So Much News, So Little Time: Trump Scandal Lightning Round

So Much News, So Little Time: Trump Scandal Lightning Round | The Daily Show

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Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi trade barbs, Mike Pence announces a skimpy cease-fire in northern Syria, Gordon Sondland gets slippery in his impeachment inquiry testimony, and Rick Perry resigns.
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@abthedragon4921 4 жыл бұрын

I swear when historians write about this in history books they are going to have a heck of a time.

@christelheadington1136 4 жыл бұрын

A future version of Ripley's believe or not.

@iscavengersam 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone that's not here seeing it right now will ever believe this *ish.

@michelleramos8402 4 жыл бұрын

Nah, they'll just write them like the rest of them. Lie.

@hollym4870 4 жыл бұрын

They're going to need one very large dry erase board to timeline this cluster puck.

@ittakesallkinds809 4 жыл бұрын

I think the pages in the history books devoted to this horrific administration are just going to be all black.

@BellaalleB1234 4 жыл бұрын

I love watching this instead of the news

@yasminabdille1240 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the news over dramatize everything.

@IronDino 4 жыл бұрын

You mean this isn't news?

@yasminabdille1240 4 жыл бұрын

Chris Smith It’s news but at least there is comedy

@gabrielalinares7444 4 жыл бұрын

Jajaja me too

@user-ec8ed8ht9k 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@berlindude75 4 жыл бұрын

"I temporarily fixed a problem I created. The world is happy."

@farnorth13 4 жыл бұрын

he's such a loon isn't he ?

@williamplatt1641 4 жыл бұрын

And Turkey is spending the "ceasefire" slowly surrounding the kurds! My guess is that on Tuesday Turkey will attack, annihilate the Kurds, and it will be exactly as Trump planned it! At least his resort properties in Turkey will no longer be in a war zone!

@calycassidy8474 4 жыл бұрын

He says stuff like that too, on a daily basis.

@foxstele 4 жыл бұрын

Trump: "Civilization is very happy." Civilization:"I've never met this man."

@brucesweatmaniii6030 4 жыл бұрын

he's no man he a coward!! don't insult manhood trying to say he is in any way a man? THIS FUCK IS NOT HE IS COWARD, NEVER A MAN! GUESS WHAT, WE HAVE COME UP WITH THE PLAN? TO KILL HIM? OUR CLAN MOTHER ARE CALLING OUR PEOPLE TO CONTACT THE DEAD, YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT! bUT NOT JUST ANT DEAD, WE ARE CONTACTING ALL THE DEAD OF JUST OUR TROOPS FROM VEIT-NAM TO TODAY, LET THEM COME BACK AND SEE WHAT HE DID IN THEIR NAMES?? THEN WE WILL TURN THEM ALL LOSS ON WASHINGTON D.C.? LAUGH IF LIKE EUROPEANS BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF THING'S YOU DONT KNOW, OR HAVE NEVER SEEN? DOESNT MEAN THERE NOT REAL. EVERY ONE WHO DIED FOR THIS LIE? WILL NOW BE OUR REVENGE!! THERE'S NOTHING LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN DO? NO ONE TO ARREST FOR THE DEATH THAT is COMING? WHEN YOUR TROOPS SEE THERE FALLEN BUDDIES YELLING AT THEM TO NOT SERVE EVIL BUT THEN THEY HAVE TO KILL THEM? THINGS WILL CHANGE!! THE CHANGE STARTS TODAY? ...WE CALLED THEM BACK YESTERDAY, THEY ALL SHOWNED UP, THERE MARCHING RIGHT NOW? GOODBY U.S. GOVT.

@endloesung_der_braunen_frage 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 Calm down...

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

Im very happy with Trump

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 calm down low testosterone Bruce

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030

@meo7908 4 жыл бұрын

🤦🏽‍♂️It's never been so embarrassing to be an American.

@enesbegic8531 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Mictla155 4 жыл бұрын

I thought old 43 was bad.

@Ash-ow5yc 4 жыл бұрын

John michael your sky daddy has no place here or in politics, no one cares.

@rajabuta 4 жыл бұрын

Oooh. Wait for 2020

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

Then leave

@Richard_Nickerson 4 жыл бұрын

Not even a week of ceasefire, and he's acting like he personally ended WWII.

@readisgooddewaterkant7890 4 жыл бұрын

The ceasefire would give turkey all land the he wanted

@boughtbot2639 4 жыл бұрын

Because his fans believe whatever he says. He doesn't tweet for intelligent people, he tweets for his base. That's why they are clueless about the world.

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

I think we all know what side he would've been on.

@commenterperson4481 4 жыл бұрын

@@boughtbot2639 _"Because his fans believe whatever he says. He doesn't tweet for intelligent people, he tweets for his base. That's why they are clueless about the world." -- BOUGHT BOT_ His not so _"intelligent"_ audience happen to beat out your "intelligent" crowd, _AND_ somehow (with half the brain power) outsmarted you and _your_ "intelligent" team. Perhaps, only -God- $$$ can predict what the landscape would be if this unintelligent audience actually had a complete brain, talkless of using it. Oh the planetary devastation they could unleash. You know, if you actually save up a enough money, you too could (one day) buy your very own Trump. You don't have to remain a BOUGHT-able BUTT. Perhaps you should consider _following the money...,_ it should lead you straight to the source of all your perceived problems.

@abdifitahbosto9909 4 жыл бұрын

@@commenterperson4481 fool do u have any idea hw dumb u sound

@Furrnox 4 жыл бұрын

If the US relects Trump in 2020 then I've lost all hope for America.

@edgarraullopezmartinez6786 4 жыл бұрын

They will because there is alot of closet racist people in this country.

@hoodieso8858 4 жыл бұрын

Why is trump a bad president

@edgarraullopezmartinez6786 4 жыл бұрын

Because he is a racist close minded person. Do u not listen to all the bull coming out of his mouth. Oh wait all u hear is make america racist again dumbass trump supporters.

@1968scottyd 4 жыл бұрын

Same here! Sickening person. Can't believe he got voted into office in the first place!!

@wernerholm5423 4 жыл бұрын

What hope?

@jasoncaldwell8199 4 жыл бұрын

Worst President ever or Worst Person ever? Yes. The answer is Yes.

@hoodieso8858 4 жыл бұрын

How?

@robroland9655 4 жыл бұрын

@@hoodieso8858 watch in super slow motion.

@ArticBlueFox96 4 жыл бұрын

I don't believe we should Judge people, because we have all done wrong and all people have good attributes. However, we can judge Trump's performance as President. We cannot judge the performance of Presidents from longer than 140 years because they would have had different social, economic, political, and cultural factors to take into account. In the last 140 years, I would say that the worst Presidents in order are: 1. Ronald Reagan 2. Donald Trump 3. Richard Nixon 4. George W. Bush 4. Bill Clinton

@marrygbg 4 жыл бұрын

@@robroland9655 omg I just watched the seen he talks in slow mo and he looks and sounds even more stupid horrible and bad.

@Topninja6 4 жыл бұрын

Also RIP Elijah Cummings

@tootz1950 4 жыл бұрын

Very, very sad.

@lj5781 4 жыл бұрын

So very sad. He will be missed.

@walkz007 4 жыл бұрын

@John3:16 Pitbull wow Fox being responsible for once,I can only imagine the disgusting drivel that those people would write and I am glad I can't witness it!

@johnny_eth 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Elijah, but please don't bring him up in a Trump thread. Elijah stands by himself. Don't let the orange cheeto contaminate everything else.

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Sleep in peace, my friend.

@jedeloera1266 4 жыл бұрын

I feel that evertime trump talks I feel like he doesn't know what's he's talking about at the time

@HesteBremse 4 жыл бұрын

There is no need to feel anything in this regard - The treasons are spoken out blatantly and Trump only talks about himself and his own doing most of the time because that is about all that he knows and care about. He suffers from at least two of the grandiose Narccistic conditions no 1 and no 3. Thus he has the best words but in addition the worst sentences.

@Directgamez28 4 жыл бұрын

lol cause he doesn't

@zamochit1989 4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry you can replace the word feel with know. That would be more accurate.

@sandisithebe673 4 жыл бұрын

Gary P @ Carlson alway looks confused all the time Trump just sounds confused all the time.

@helenbobo1948 4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't know what he's talking about after either. Facts are boring and he has no interest in learning anything. He's stuck on stupid.

@skys6655 4 жыл бұрын

The classic “everyone’s doing it so its ok.”

@ilikefoodcrazy 4 жыл бұрын

Get over it

@skys6655 4 жыл бұрын

Yes Si his 2020 slogan should be: “build a wall, then get over it”

@lemonielala3080 4 жыл бұрын

Pray for him is just a more aggressive "bless his heart".

@chaoslord8918 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and both sayings are equally hollow and meaningless.

@paulajean4540 4 жыл бұрын

I really wish someone would write a "southern insults" book. I have a feeling it would be hilarious!

@malcolmkhalidgarveyturnerl8419 4 жыл бұрын

Who's ever reading this I wish you nothing but wealth and good health. Your best days are in front of you not behind you. Keep on pushing

@toxictrumptube7763 4 жыл бұрын

Malcolm Khalid Garvey Turner l Tanks a lot.👌

@kosalbai 4 жыл бұрын

Malcolm Khalid Garvey Turner l thanks man. I needed that

@redwing1067 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks and back at you

@crystalsherman8896 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! The same to you

@ElleFierce777 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much! I pray the same for you!!

@JoeEnglandShow 4 жыл бұрын

It's difficult to accept that there are still people out there who insist that Donald Trump is actually doing a good job.

@whitneyneely2880 4 жыл бұрын

There's a name for people who support Donald Trump, DELUSIONAL.

@ronkirk5099 4 жыл бұрын

That worries me more than anything. What has happened the electorate? How can they tolerate this?

@davidobrien3669 4 жыл бұрын

If all this bad news is Fake News and they only believe him, then they think he is doing a good job. It's just crazy.

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

Well it's delusional to think he is doing a poor job so.

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

TRUMP 2020 AND 24 AND 28

@Fullvinyl 4 жыл бұрын

"An Excel spreadsheet came to life". I find that offensive. Excel is actually useful.

@Nanticoke 4 жыл бұрын

Fullvinyl 😆 🤣 😂

@margaritam.9118 4 жыл бұрын

I fucking hate Excel. No matter how long am I using it, it always finds a way to sabotage my work

@elexonetron7768 4 жыл бұрын

Margarita M. FACTS

@rookieman329 4 жыл бұрын

@@margaritam.9118 or to make an excuse to your boss to be late for that project you had 2 months ago.

@eghil3410 4 жыл бұрын

when trevor joked about the church ladies it reminded me of a key and peele episode 😤✊

@melloncollie1795 4 жыл бұрын

with my prayers 😂

@conniecrawford5231 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor keeps us up to date with all the breaking news ! He’s a master at accents !

@robsessedat507 4 жыл бұрын

Connie Crawford you are so right about Trevor's accents...his Bernie Sanders is so spot on...I love it, and Bernie too!

@lilylevental2808 4 жыл бұрын

A rare talent, we are lucky to have Noah in tough time to enligh us and make us laugh.

@blindsightedkill 4 жыл бұрын

He has no shame. This will keep getting worse until he leaves

@FoxyCAMTV 4 жыл бұрын

Shame is for a proper human being both biologically and culturally.

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

@@FoxyCAMTV But I thought you all were against shaming???

@ABCDEFG-bk9gx 4 жыл бұрын

Worse in what way? Record breaking economy. Real wages rising. Pulling the USA out of pointless foreign wars. These are good things.

@SkyeRequiem001 4 жыл бұрын

@@ABCDEFG-bk9gx let's see, 3 lies, amazing what you can do when you listen to propaganda.

@farnorth13 4 жыл бұрын

@@ABCDEFG-bk9gx record breaking economy ? lol, Wages rising ? LOL again, Pulling out of war is good, doing it for the wrong reasons and leaving innocent people to die is unforgivable..... stop being a blind deaf and dumb fool...wake up little Trump sheep.

@themaseratiinn5743 4 жыл бұрын

How is this guy still in the White House as the president is beyond common sense.

@iluvugoldenblue 4 жыл бұрын

first reply pretty much summed it up. the country is full of retards, that's how. much love from overseas.

@carlosherring7577 4 жыл бұрын

Beyond ANY sense

@brainblasta2 4 жыл бұрын

This whole administration is a freaking train wreck.

@aking3624 4 жыл бұрын

With train cars full of acetone & fecal matter... Hopefully, the cleanup will be quick...like a flash fire...

@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын

It's a criminal organization

@judithmorneau6203 4 жыл бұрын

None of us want to be on this train wreck...

@dannykumite 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my they are so smart the smartest people. Has trump hired more women like Sara suckabee and that white witch, he would not have stupid men blubbering like the fools that they are. Too bad, Trump doesn't trust women.

@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын

@Niko it might hit you on the head if you don't watch out...PS if everyone is lucky you'll be the target

@emsleywyatt3400 4 жыл бұрын

"A five day cease fire." AKA, pausing to reload.

@ntactime_w3488 4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the purge like they're sitting calmy and civily but sly watching the clock then the moment it hits 12 gun fire in the distance

@zozidedodo780 4 жыл бұрын

I really don't like trump but you realize most sieze fires are time limited till the one side makes sure of the other side next move and if they will follow the deal am just reliefed the blood shed is stopped for now

@HellaGust 4 жыл бұрын

@Reed Richards That's not *entirely* true. Or at least it's oversimplifying. The Kurds have been consistently used and then betrayed by The US and the west. While Trump's withdrawal at this moment was catastrophic, it was still only a matter of time. Or were you planning to occupy Kurdistan indefinitely? The larger issue here is that the west has consistently strung the Kurds along only to throw them under the bus later. Now it's happening again, yes, but more important than Trump's disastrous withdrawal order is the lack of western backing of Kurdish independence until now. Two western nations have recognized *Palestine* as a state, despite Hamas and Hezbollah et al, yet fucking *no one* is backing an independent Kurdistan. Despite the fact that the Kurds are among the most tolerant muslim communities and cultures in the middle east. Again, I'm not saying Kurds are somehow perfect paragons of peace and stability, but compared to the alternatives in the region it's a goddamn shame that they're routinely sacrificed as pawns while budding dictators like Erdogan or even fully blossomed ones like MBS are given pass after pass (or at least no more than a verbal slap on the wrist) no matter what atrocity they think up next. So yeah hate Trump all you like, I certainly do, but let's not pretend this issue started with Trump. Trump is as always much more of a symptom than a cause. Most of the time he just does openly (for lack of shame or lack of subtlety I don't know) what others have previously done as quietly as possible.

@woodhouse6755 4 жыл бұрын

turkey hasn't stoped fiering though

@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331 4 жыл бұрын

Hey is turkey allied with ukraine? Maybe they really did run out of ammo or whatever we were supplying them with ....😅..

@Corvus4ID 4 жыл бұрын

Lindsey Graham: “If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.” 5:03 PM · May 3, 2016

@knightofficer 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly at this point, yeah we do, it's time for the sun to set.

@johnny_eth 4 жыл бұрын

I hope he meant it in a literal sense.

@mackobra6701 4 жыл бұрын

naaaaaa he was joking, new GOP slogan

@HellaGust 4 жыл бұрын

@John michael You okay there, buddy?

@Becky_Cal 4 жыл бұрын

John Cabezas - my thoughts exactly! The fact that we’ve created a capitalist society with no concern for its citizens and a culture that worships money, profits at all expense, whiteness, power and arrogance has led to this! And keep in mind, 43% of Americans support Trump and Republicans have zero balls and are putting party over country. We will get what we deserve 🙁

@jenniferbolt4146 4 жыл бұрын

That purple tie is rockin my socks off and definitely steals the show.

@purpleflametarot39 4 жыл бұрын

Love it!

@sandramarshall8127 4 жыл бұрын

Former president Lyndon B. Johnson 1957 quote fits American today! "If you can convince the lowest white man he is better than the best colored man he knows, he won't notice you're picking his pockets. Hell, give him somebody to look down on and he will empty his pockets for you!" Trump supporters, no matter the color, race or ethnicity is represented in the above quote!

@Kjleed13 4 жыл бұрын

This administration is causing me to have a meltdown.

@nomoregdm 4 жыл бұрын

You aren’t alone.

@whitneyneely2880 4 жыл бұрын

Keep it together, it's almost over.

@dariusholden772 4 жыл бұрын

Cause you’re weak

@Becky_Cal 4 жыл бұрын

Same! 😭😭🧐😱🤪🤪🥴🥴😤🤬🤬😭😭😭😞😞☹️😩😩😖😦😯😯 those are my faces in a 24 hour period....every, single, day! What’s crazy is if you look at journalists carefully, many of them who are responsible for covering the White House look like they’ve aged 10 years in just 3! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@relixur4095 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor Noah makes it soo much better. I wont watch the news but Ill watch him.

@gixellia8455 4 жыл бұрын

While he gaslights, people die, the environment dies, fear and violence surge, Putin smiles. Good job, America.

@Mictla155 4 жыл бұрын

Putin is loving this.

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

Yup, not seeing a single one of these things you all keep saying are happening. I'll just enjoy my extra cash and whistle on my way work. Try getting a job lefties. It's nice

@thewess26 4 жыл бұрын

@jpc1918 LMAO, Yes, yes...By calling out Trump for inciting violence, and division. (calling all Democrats treasonous for an example) they are themselves the ones Inciting, Violence? Wait...What? How many Generals did Trump involve in the Syria pull out? Oh that's right NONE! He got off the phone with Turkey, and Russia, and then did what Putin told him to! So do you ever plan on holding the Dumb ass Trump accountable for the things he says or does? Or can we all just blame the Bidens, or Hillary, Or Obama, or whom ever his direct opponent is? You are a fool... You don't see the ACTUAL CLIPS OF TRUMP SAYING THESE THINGS? Really? I imagine a 4 year old holding his hands over his eyes. Trump admitted to pressuring Ukraine to investigate Biden, the Ambassador of UKRAINE confirmed, it and Mulvaney admitted it, then said to "get over" the crimes committed! Trading your Countries integrity for a moment of "Pissing off the Libs" is all the Republicans have at the moment! As for YOUR money...Cool! help any homeless out lately? or is everything only about YOU! Selfish hypocrisy is the Republican motto now! Good for you, you are a shit person!

@venficusinfinitum208 4 жыл бұрын

@Niko Funny you say that with no refuting argument. Spoken like a true Trump supporter.

@Mictla155 4 жыл бұрын

@jpc1918 No Trump just sucks and is destroying the country. I don't listen to the mainstream media either way and prefer independent news that actually tells the truth.

@jerminator356 4 жыл бұрын

Anybody else remember when we had a president who wasn't an idiotic con man ??

@rvdb7363 4 жыл бұрын

Vaguely...

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

Nope, not Obama, not Bush, DEFINITELY not Clinton. Seems all politicians would make great conmen

@dontmisunderstand6041 4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't born in the 60s, so no.

@SkammLykelee 4 жыл бұрын

@Niko Orangemaninsane

@blackwater4707 4 жыл бұрын

No. It feels like this has been going on forever. He's been a crook from day 1. He shouldn't even have been a candidate.

@perceptionist7 4 жыл бұрын

I think netflix should take the american policy into their program. This series is fire

@AmberAmbwee 4 жыл бұрын

Trump says he won’t get any profit from holding the G7. So does that mean he’s going to give away free rooms and room service to world leaders? With a side of free bed bugs.

@HesteBremse 4 жыл бұрын

His place in Doral does not run very well - You go figure why he would place the meeting there not mention that he has now lied in public more than 10.000 times.

@kellyalves756 4 жыл бұрын

Amber Ambwee Even if he doesn’t make a profit, his offering a lengthy stay at a private luxury resort is a form of incentive to the visiting delegates.

@nonyabizness.original 4 жыл бұрын

the real question is: since trump will be fired by the next g7, will the meeting still be at his hotel as planned? cuz ~that~ would be irony. maybe he knows this, and is planning to charge ten bazillion dollars to the federal government for the event- as his parting 'grift' to the suckers, rubes, and racists who voted for him.

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 жыл бұрын

Amber Ambwee inflated cost prices are a must

@georgeramirez4539 4 жыл бұрын

No, he will charge high prices to our own government and we will pay for it putting more money in his pockets

@climateteacherjohnj7763 4 жыл бұрын

They're at the point where they don't even care if they get caught. They're getting away with it.

@tenniegreene5956 4 жыл бұрын

Of course they don't because its a government mafia full of corruption..

@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331 4 жыл бұрын

Why is this happening? Wtf, where is that impeachment procceding, Nancy Pelosi

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

@@aram7863 And yet you are for bigger government 🤔 Odd disconnect you lefties have there.

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

@@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331 She knows impeachment will fail and Trump will be stronger than ever.

@tenniegreene5956 4 жыл бұрын

@@aram7863 my point exactly!!!!!!!

@keirfarnum6811 4 жыл бұрын

I bet Trump will demand a Nobel for his little “cease fire.”

@commenterperson4481 4 жыл бұрын

He should ask for a Nobel. Glad he asked for the Emmy. Why? Well, I think that some of the ways these "awards" are given out is...(FLOABT) fishy; just like the electoral college. It's time people acknowledge them, and hopefully knowledgeable people can propose better solutions.

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

@@commenterperson4481 Electoral college is amazing. The USA would fall apart without it.

@jbusa6630 4 жыл бұрын

@@th3envyp238 ya, they did a great job in 2016🤨

@firstdecadeentertainmentll1954 4 жыл бұрын

Trump should get a Nobel for sheer ball size in asking for a Nobel.

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

@@jbusa6630 I think so, GO TRUMP

@neohumanist8181 4 жыл бұрын

Nixon: I am not a crook. Trump: So Iḿ a crook, get over it.

@th3m4tr1xh4sy0u 4 жыл бұрын

😣😣😣😣😣 every day he is in office, we are all failing.

@dannyt3522 4 жыл бұрын

Whyyy am I laughing?? It is NOT funny but I am laughing!! Vote Bernie please we need another FDR for a good 4-8 years. No outrage crew I’m not talking about the internment camps.

@efisgpr 4 жыл бұрын

You: "...get over it." Apostrophe : ***gets over the m***. 🤔 IMPOSSIBRU!!!

@hoodieso8858 4 жыл бұрын

@@dannyt3522 If you want this country in dept and economy down then yeah gobfor it.

@dannyt3522 4 жыл бұрын

Hoodie SO hows Trump doing with that National Debt?

@Humongous420 4 жыл бұрын

Trump will be selling Tshirts for his impeachment trial

@susanrobinson910 4 жыл бұрын

It will be the biggest, most tremendous impeachment ever!

@pietrojenkins6901 4 жыл бұрын

And I'll be selling portraits of Trump behind bars.

@sora2o6 4 жыл бұрын

Made in Mexico! its how they will be paying for it =P

@reesespuffs._. 4 жыл бұрын

What impeachment? Cause that ain’t happening Trump 2020 Stupid liberals

@dtroystopper2 4 жыл бұрын

@@reesespuffs._. it is happening, actually... that's a fact.

@wonpilspiano 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think Trump should ever use the word "civilization"

@salvadordollyparton666 4 жыл бұрын

He shouldn't use ANY polysyllabic words...

@atlpeach6852 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, It sounded weird coming out of his mouth too.

@salvadordollyparton666 4 жыл бұрын

@@atlpeach6852 because he just learned it... I've learned a new word speech maker person, cram it in there somewhere.

@capucnechaussonpassion14 4 жыл бұрын

it's a word that is very dubious while used to talk about contemporary societies, and bu that I mean that it's a word that the alt-right really loves (because it is dubious) so of course he's gonna use it

@monicaangelini3324 4 жыл бұрын

And shame on world leaders accepting to stay at his resort.

@Super123456789ki 4 жыл бұрын

Well it's not really their role to accept it, every country takes turns hosting the g7 summit, this time it's the us' turn and the trump administration decided to host it at one of his hotels, the other leaders have better things to do than worrying that

@cuterpooter 4 жыл бұрын

It's not the other world leaders' concern if Trump is profiting. It's not illegal for them, it's HIS wrongdoing.

@Jebbtube 4 жыл бұрын

Donnie-boy's strategy; overwhelm us with so much bullshit that we won't be able to filter it out and bring him to justice.

@dannyt3522 4 жыл бұрын

Since 2016

@dietotaku 4 жыл бұрын

It's called the Gish Gallop.

@Jebbtube 4 жыл бұрын

@@dietotaku Do tell.

@Rohan-nc8jt 4 жыл бұрын

If I never have to hear his voice again I'll be very happy

@HesteBremse 4 жыл бұрын

yup, civilisation will be happier when he is gone.

@frankgg3321 4 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or every time I hear trump speak he sounds like he doesn’t know shit about what he is talking about and he is just slowly making something up and hoping it makes sense like for real in his whole campaign I didn’t hear him say nothing that sounded smart or elaborated.

@cmw12 4 жыл бұрын

Frank GG Palin set the precedent

@markfoster1520 4 жыл бұрын

Since his (so-called) election, he's deteriorated.....He's ill!

@whitneyfluttershyelizabeth 4 жыл бұрын

“Sometimes, I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation.”

@xanithofdragons 4 жыл бұрын

It's not just you. That's just the way Trump talks.

@Colonelhaydeemew 4 жыл бұрын

It makes me wonder how any citizen can support him. They can't all be that ignorant, are they just going with it? Thinking that "they" put him there and now they have to stick to their guns? Maybe just ill-informed? Inconsiderate? Indifferent? He sounds like Jim Jones for Christ's sake, I would be off that ship quicker than Jonestown was "out" of Guyana.

@robroland9655 4 жыл бұрын

Idea. If a citizen could make a "citizens arrest", why can't a ex-president make a "presidential arrest, on a corrupt president??

@tex6929 4 жыл бұрын

Rob Roland interesting, so basically the ex presidents would come together and debate wether they should take action

@robroland9655 4 жыл бұрын

@@tex6929 worked for the Mafia. They're already turning on each other.

@robroland9655 4 жыл бұрын

@KZfaq Moderator did anyone mention that no one is above the law to Trump? Because I do think he's read any of it.

@robroland9655 4 жыл бұрын

@KZfaq Moderator there is once was a man, that tried to speak English but fucked up instead. The end.

@robroland9655 4 жыл бұрын

@@tex6929are you taking any brownies?

@mocki5665 4 жыл бұрын

How about all those people that already died! They're not "happy" I bet!

@kathylewis2484 4 жыл бұрын

Camp David was actually built for this. no more trump resorts.

@brucesweatmaniii6030 4 жыл бұрын

CANT HAVE A MEETING THERE? IF THAT RESORT IS NOT THERE?

@kathylewis2484 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 What does that even mean?

@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын

But the Trumptards don't mind because like Eric said dad has given up so much to be president he deserves a little extra money from the tax payers

@tears_of_asariel3198 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 you seem very stable and rational. i would like to invite you to a fine institution, where you can explain this wonderful news to them, and they can perhaps even aid you with it.

@Ash-ow5yc 4 жыл бұрын

bruce sweatman III dude take your meds and catch your breath, everything’s gonna be ok.

@BeatlesFanSonia 4 жыл бұрын

Does that mean that he’s bringing all the people and children that have been killed already back to life?

@carltaylor4942 4 жыл бұрын

And also he will also magically make America's new status as "Betrayer of Allies" disappear in a puff of smoke. Coz he's da Chosen One, praise da Lowad!

@qqleq 4 жыл бұрын

@@carltaylor4942 "new"?

@Mictla155 4 жыл бұрын

Of course, he is Trump, he can do anything.

@carltaylor4942 4 жыл бұрын

@@qqleq - Well, maybe not so new after all.

@rajabuta 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. As golf balls in his golf court

@lamarbey9663 4 жыл бұрын

I hate to say, but this is not a joke. this is the beginning of the fall of America if this BS continues🙁🙁

@alexpower2058 4 жыл бұрын

Really Lamar? America's gonna fall because of Trump?! I could only imagine where this country would stand if Hilary got voted in. I know Trump may have cut, reduced your food stamps but he's still your, our hard working patriotic president. You really need to be more thankful buddy.

@GP-wt8eo 4 жыл бұрын

@@alexpower2058 wtf?

@foofzilla 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. But because of his abandoning allies, turning a profit from other countries, destroying nato and our reputation, this is the end of the beginning.

@dannyt3522 4 жыл бұрын

alex power well a lot of WORKING people are on the supplemental nutritional assistance program and if you think about it without the working class or any class in America (but especially the working class bc they’re the consumers) it would collapse. Because without enough food and nutrition your dead. Most working people on “food stamps” work two jobs as well, and if they don’t work a second job it’s because they’ll be making “too much money” for food stamps which is hardly ever the case. Because they have to pay off other bills and debts. Debts they used to get by and buy food and pay for clothes and rent and maybe (if they’re lucky) medical bills. My father who is 100% physically disabled from working so much had to go on food stamps for a bit because of his mortgage (we had to sell the house of course.. my childhood home) and you wanna know how much he got? Yeah $16 a MONTH. Are you saying my father should’ve starved to keep up with the mortgage rates always raising? I was not going to let him go hungry so I went shopping for him a lot or just had dinner with him because he’s my father. A good hard-working family man. So please.. tell me more about these evil food stamps and your problem with people being able to eat.

@jonbierubio4833 4 жыл бұрын

Rise of China 😂

@winterqueenbooks 4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if there will be merchandise about Trump's Impeachment

@jyvben1520 4 жыл бұрын

yeah, a plastic gun that fires a flag with the text "Trump, you're fired"

@ralphcraig5816 4 жыл бұрын

Most likely. The wingers are already selling "get over it" t-shirts...

@freelover220 4 жыл бұрын

Underwear.. Socks . t shirts . bras .bikinis .condoms . dog sweaters.!!

@joesTired 4 жыл бұрын

He's slowly becoming more and more like a dictator. That's not even being dramatic or hyperbolic anymore, and no I'm not a democrat, so please hold off on any hateful comments. He's slowly exposing his base and the naive to more extreme behavior. The more they hear and see his worsening ineptitude, the more they become used to him doing whatever he needs to do to fulfill his agenda. For better or for worse it seems to be. Make no mistake, EVERYTHING he's doing is for his own personal gain and ego. He doesn't care about the citizens of this country or our allies. He must go before he does even more damage to the U.S., as well as other unstable parts of the world. We will pay for his mistakes and lack of ability. I, like many others, just fear the worse has yet to come. I genuinely hope we're wrong, I want every president to succeed. Myself and most others only want what's best for our country and the planet. Trump has proven time and time again that he's dangerously unqualified to be an effective president along with being severely misguided. His priorities are solely aimed at personal gain and his overall behavior is an embarrassment to the United States. We're rapidly losing our credibility as a nation for good. At this rate, the next president can honestly run with the "Make America great again" slogan and it won't be utter bullshit like it was in 2016. Trump is turning back the progess of this country with every day he sits in the Oval Office. I really hope voters are honest with themselves at the ballot box next year. He's toxic to his allies and everything good this country is supposed to stand for!

@joesTired 4 жыл бұрын

@Lady Skeptic yes, it's scary times we're living in. The only hope is for a landslide democratic win that even tampering from Russia can't overcome. Hopefully he won't make it that long. If any president has ever deserved impeachment, it's Trump. Fingers crossed for that landslide..

@robm6726 4 жыл бұрын

And we didnt even mention the tragic new with representative Elijah Cummings.

@tamhuy10 4 жыл бұрын

we got no time for this ;_;

@nickbode5211 4 жыл бұрын

Wow Trevor & the writing team were on FIRE tonight, really strong segment on an overloaded news day.

@MsFluffySama 4 жыл бұрын

And yet most republicans are still defending him.

@brucesweatmaniii6030 4 жыл бұрын

BIRD OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER, EVIL HANGS WITH EVIL!! THE ONLY GOOD REPUBLICAN, IS A DEAD ONE!! LIKE NIXION!! YA DONT HEAR THAT FUCK CAUSING PROBLEMS ANYMORE?? DO YA? SEE IT WORKS!!!

@enigmaticdolphin2155 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 dude chill. None of the Republicans I know are bad people. They just voted for one. We all screw up sometimes.

@eiyukabe 4 жыл бұрын

@@enigmaticdolphin2155 The question is, do they admit they made a mistake yet? Because part of making mistakes is owning up to it.

@lauriemtz8616 4 жыл бұрын

MsFluffySama it’s simple, they’re too proud to admit they were and still are wrong.

@ShaithMaster 4 жыл бұрын

BUT WHAT ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS!!!!!

@LIFEOFSTUFFEDANIMALS 4 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace Cummings...😭

@airwaydude014 4 жыл бұрын

I'm willing to try out that reverse psychology trick on the president.

@jjteacher7482 4 жыл бұрын

Don't you ever wonder why people don't just call "Bullsh**"" to his face?

@venficusinfinitum208 4 жыл бұрын

@@jjteacher7482 Because he'll fire them if they do, and we need those people there to limit the damage he does as much as they can.

@messitheking1577 4 жыл бұрын

@@jjteacher7482 exactly.. When he says impeachment is unconstitutional, someone should just ask him, Sir do you believe in the American constitutio.. Do you believe what's written in it.. after all he took an oath to protect the Constitution so he must believe in it.. If he does, then how is impeachment "illegal"

@couchpotato6270 4 жыл бұрын

JJ Teacher it’s because the reporters work for corporations. Corporations make the rules. They like their tax cuts.

@tammytruthout8465 4 жыл бұрын

Definitely a violation of ethics and emaluments clause.

@zeplin383 4 жыл бұрын

Pelosi: He had a meltdown, I'm praying for his health. Trump: No u

@kayomholt-montague7661 4 жыл бұрын

Pelosi - Why are you praying for Delusional Donny? It doesn't do any good, because there is NO god - at least not one that we know to be real.

@MrBobert75 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 how in the hell is he going to host an event behind bars

@kcv3412 4 жыл бұрын

And you didn’t even mention the money laundering at the Turkey National Bank that was to break in spring, but Barr and Mnuchin responded to Trump’s promise to the Turkish President that he would take care of it. So it just cane out today.

@Kinsey6King 4 жыл бұрын

We couldn’t talk about the beef because news broke of the Turkey.

@waggishsagacity7947 4 жыл бұрын

David Banner: Touché!

@resulnaki 4 жыл бұрын

So funny 😏

@sandystorey5711 4 жыл бұрын

"`middle-aged Harry Potter..."

@johncarlislee 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@matthewdominicjaymalin8307 4 жыл бұрын

I will just translate when trevor said"basura basura" that means "trash trash"

@marielarcino3128 3 жыл бұрын

Filipino word..

@ntamny 4 жыл бұрын

“Middle Aged Harry Potter” Mulvaney. 😂

@evertipsyrothler317 4 жыл бұрын

wicked and powerful that is so AMERICA..i guess America's hibernation period is over

@jan3211200 4 жыл бұрын

Is this what terminal cancer feels like?...

@jjteacher7482 4 жыл бұрын

How did you possibly come up with an analogy to explain the situation? I now have a name for what I'm feeling. 😂

@Blake_.Dryden 4 жыл бұрын

We really need a drastic move from someone with nothing to lose.

@love-hammer 4 жыл бұрын

Nixon's mistake was not owning the Watergate. Genius.

@miyobahamwaka 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lexyswope 4 жыл бұрын

trump's hotel may actually be integral to his downfall.

@lexyswope 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, you're projecting.😁🍒pick.

@Anarasha 4 жыл бұрын

"You know what? I AM a crook. I did the thing. But you whiny babies need to get over it. Grow up! It's not like I did anything bad."

@ChiCub83 4 жыл бұрын

This idiot Traitor Of The United States of America keeps picking the rocks out of the damn. It's more of a water screen at this point than gate.

@Zoclord101 4 жыл бұрын

And lets not forget the late Elijah Cummings R.I.P😢

@Silkendrum 4 жыл бұрын

I really appreciated that man!

@nuxxism 4 жыл бұрын

The moment of zen was dedicated to him.

@ga7853 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor, That was so very funny, unbelievably funny, you are the best.

@CaIasanctius 4 жыл бұрын

and the bar for american integrity drops another notch...

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

Too had Europes integrity never existed

@mikeeberhardt9172 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, just consider it buried in the dirt until this moron is out of office. Easier to manage expectations that way

@cazimmelkic 4 жыл бұрын

Omg I can’t wait for he’s removal

@abthedragon4921 4 жыл бұрын

That's if he is removed, that is.

@InsaneH 4 жыл бұрын

Impeachment hype!!

@bigal724 4 жыл бұрын

@@abthedragon4921 sad but true

@intersanctum 4 жыл бұрын

his removal

@markfoster1520 4 жыл бұрын

Impeachment is Impeachment....Actually it can be quick! Then the years long court case against Citizen inKane... I mean, Trump....

@maxodin557 4 жыл бұрын

"They will remember me one way or the other" - Donald J Trump

@Tux0xFF 4 жыл бұрын

One way: Worst president the US ever had of all times, and the creator of many parody and fun TV shows telling his stupidity, then after he dies, it will be a sad day , there won't be anyone more stupid than him to compare. Even Bush looks like a great president compared with this con piece of shit who doesn't care about the US , only his personal gain

@81OH4Z4RD 4 жыл бұрын

I'm usually terrible about forgetting punch lines, but yes I'll remember this one forever.

@jacobjohnson914 4 жыл бұрын

As much as I would like Trump to be taken down, nothing is going to happen and I think I know why. The media were totally wrong about him winning the presidency, they were wrong about the Mueller report, the steele dousier, and much much more in big and small. So what will happen for the impeachment inquiry? Not a damn thing. I have zero confidence in any main stream media. I have zero confidence in the infotainment (Noah, Oliver, Colbert) that parrots the main stream media. I'm not alt-right or even conservative, i'm apolitical. Although Trump will be a stain on the office he has uncovered how retarded american politics is. So frankly, i'm done. I'm exhausted listening to baseless speculation. I actively avoid politics, when voting time comes I'll just read policy stance and vote for my own best interests.

@ILoveGrilledCheese 4 жыл бұрын

If hosting events at your business as president isn’t illegal... it should be.

@gracious1111 4 жыл бұрын

It is illegal. It violates the emoluments clause, for one.

@JusRozYo 4 жыл бұрын

That's the thing he doesn't think it's illegal because he's a business man, not a real president.

@DarkSkay 4 жыл бұрын

Why should it even be explicitly forbidden? Smart politicians will always find ways to be corrupt without detection. While this blonde guy just openly ran into his chance to prove the world, how corrupt one can be, how he cares about his money, how little he and his gang of followrrs care about decency, let alone morals - and thereby shooting himself in the foot one more time. Is this even real?

@jfk64kennedy95 4 жыл бұрын

It is illegal only if, even 1 penny of profit from the event ends up in the president's pocket....that includes if he gets free meals, free room, etc. or any profit....If he throws the event to break even or lose money, which we all know won't happen, lol...it be fine......been warning about trump since early 2015....

@safehouse432 4 жыл бұрын

Its because he thinks when he signed his business to his sons that he can do this. Technically his sons own and run it so it doesn't count. They have used this arguement before when it was found that republican politicians, lobbyists, foreign governments and people of influence were increasingly staying on trump properties obviously to carry favor. They also rerouted international trips when possible for his administration to accommodate stays on abroad trump properties like when Pence went out of his way to stay at a Trump hotel in ireland.

@wanderlustspirit4607 4 жыл бұрын

“If you’re happy and your know it clap your hands” - Donald Trump

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏

@lauriemtz8616 4 жыл бұрын

gamer waymer .....and crickets.....

@KuzarHorche 4 жыл бұрын

He's so Fd after Mulvaney today.

@darylcarr8283 4 жыл бұрын

You'd think that, what with the armory full of smoking guns as evidence of his criminality. But so long as he has self-serving enablers and sycophants in high places, we're still at a stalemate...

@sujimtangerines 4 жыл бұрын

And then later Mulvaney said he didn't say what he said!

@freshface4782 4 жыл бұрын

@@sujimtangerines for real?

@sujimtangerines 4 жыл бұрын

@@freshface4782 Yep. (I can't get a link to post right, just search for Mulvaney retracts quid pro quo.)

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 жыл бұрын

KuzarHorche Teflon crook

@Danielle10101 4 жыл бұрын

Also, Rep Elijah Cummings died

@IvaTarleCoaching 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't it ridiculous how everyone is making fun of Trump but the clown is still there, continuing the charade. This needs to end

@imanech5428 4 жыл бұрын

@@ProfessorQuiz. impeachment?

@hushmoney2058 4 жыл бұрын

It will end in 2024....Maybe

@annerodgers4081 4 жыл бұрын

Hush Money 2020. What are you thinking.

@annerodgers4081 4 жыл бұрын

How can he throw the Kurds under the bus and the Republicans just move on? What have they come to?

@wernerholm5423 4 жыл бұрын

That just show how UNEDUCATED most U.S. Citizens are. sadly these are the ones who will re-elect in 2020 Trump if not impeached.

@MusiqCharm 4 жыл бұрын

"Excel sheet come to life" took me COMPLETELY out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@adugyamfikd1 4 жыл бұрын

Simply Taurean - that was sooo funny. Made me replay the video just to confirm I heard right 🤣🤣🤣

@truthmatters7921 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget it has bed bugs.

@AmazighAmazon 4 жыл бұрын

Cockroaches in the kitchen

@tymck9694 4 жыл бұрын

Where in his hair piece?!

@Osamathegamer 4 жыл бұрын

200-ish years was a fine run, we had a good run America but sadly looks like the credits to you being a super power are coming up.

@davidaldair613 4 жыл бұрын

When they zoomed in on pence and then cut to trump talking about everyone being happy I swore it felt like an episode of the office.

@openeyes3195 4 жыл бұрын

This presidency has given me the biggest headache 😠

@ninethreefivesix 4 жыл бұрын

We're living in a reality tv show.

@laurennya494 4 жыл бұрын

I hope the historians writing this particular chapter of history don't take a drink every time someone in Trump's administration does something stupid. They'd get alcohol poisoning in minutes

@LadyHashZ 4 жыл бұрын

“Excel spreadsheet come to life”😂😂 F0kin genius writers

@rixsugarman4857 4 жыл бұрын

Trump is a hooligan, but with less character and morals.

@dstopa3597 4 жыл бұрын

And you’re old lmao

@lauriemtz8616 4 жыл бұрын

Rix Sugarman and a pig

@lauriemtz8616 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Stopa trump is an old toddler orange fart

@brianh6773 4 жыл бұрын

@@dstopa3597, Wow what a cleaver comeback there little fella. Did you have trouble coming up with that all by yourself?

@yacob360 4 жыл бұрын

How embassrassing is it to be an American right now? Like for goodness sake, how far will this go? Feel sorry for everyone that is against him over there. Good luck!

@winaceboy 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love if someone organised a celebration outside the WH when the guy leaves office and the numbers turn out to be bigger than his inauguration 😂

@YearZer0777 4 жыл бұрын

Lol and America wonders why the rest of the world hates them. Actually I feel sorry for the sane American people that stand for what's right.

@ubedullahattarwala9601 4 жыл бұрын

After watching all this, I don't understand, how is he still a president of the most powerful country in the world?

@gontrandtrand 4 жыл бұрын

Not now, you are not the most powerful... In armies, economics, soft powers you are losing hard....

@gurusmurf5921 4 жыл бұрын

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you." -President Lyndon B. Johnson

@brianh6773 4 жыл бұрын

Corruption mainly.

@RodneyDaut 4 жыл бұрын

Gurusmurf This is true. Sadly.

@brianh6773 4 жыл бұрын

@KZfaq Moderator,He literally isn't doing a good job but once again you are on here making shit up.

@haniyasu8236 4 жыл бұрын

this is literally Watergate, but if the administration just flat out confessed to everything immediately

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

When did Trump have people break into the DNC again?

@rahulsetia4184 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor - “I’m done, I’m resigning!” Trump- “I’m done, I’m resigning no wait wait it’s gonna be huge” Edit - Thx for the likes *

@AngryKittens 4 жыл бұрын

Trumpanzee: "Everybody betrays their own country. Get over it."

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

Strawman, never once heard a Trump supporter say this.

@th3envyp238 4 жыл бұрын

Hope it makes you feel good to completley misunderstand your enemy. It's why you will lose in 2020 😘

@dontmisunderstand6041 4 жыл бұрын

@@th3envyp238 The fact that you believe an election can be a chance for anybody to lose shows you're too immature to be making decisions on who should lead. The presidential election is supposed to be the place where we decide which among 300 million+ citizens is the greatest among us, who should lead us and set an example of what the entire world can expect from every single american. We're supposed to be the best, and the president should therefore be the best of the best. If it's possible for any American to lose based on the results of an election, it means America cannot be the best, and the president cannot be the best among us.

@rufusjustrufus8213 4 жыл бұрын

@@th3envyp238 Point. Missed.

@AngryKittens 4 жыл бұрын

@@th3envyp238 Mulvaney just said it. lel. Not listening as usual which is probably why you don't even really realize what's wrong with a president who thinks he has absolute power to "do anything he wants" in a democracy with a constitutionally mandated separation of powers to prevent abuse of power like using your office for personal rather than national interests... oh who am I kidding. Your eyes glazed over with all them bigly words ages ago. Like Trump said, even if he murders someone in broad daylight (like he's done for the Kurds), you'll still light candles and sing praises on the shiny bottom of St. Trump's ass. 😘

@alexlandherr 4 жыл бұрын

You don’t get to take credit for a ceasefire for a conflict you essentially started.

@mortanosmith4697 4 жыл бұрын

I'd be more worried he bugged the rooms

@eurekajimVoteBlue 4 жыл бұрын

I C wut U did there. ;op

@paulmpokwa6792 4 жыл бұрын

Impossible to fathom that this guy has nukes

@Primalxbeast 4 жыл бұрын

paul mpokwa Some idiot brought that up in a tweet... To Trump I was like shut up dude, don't remind him.

@paulmpokwa6792 4 жыл бұрын

@@Primalxbeast 😂😂Hilarious

@HesteBremse 4 жыл бұрын

Trump wanted to nuke a hurricane - says everything about his self proclaimed immense wisdom.

@markfoster1520 4 жыл бұрын

"He" doesn't have nukes!...He didn't buy America! (So easy to fall into)

@tenniegreene5956 4 жыл бұрын

So does everyone else. Lets keep it on the back burner. Thats all we need.

@lypscratch 4 жыл бұрын

Outstanding segment! Thank you!!!

@Swnsasy 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, that resort is horrible! It's way to open, it's in a neighborhood so think of trying to go to work and all the crap security stuff the people that live next to it has to go through.. June here in Miami is just crazy! That's like Siberia in December!! Over 230 code violations! Come on now...

@RM-ed1if 4 жыл бұрын

The Russians probably have the rooms bugged at "Mar-a-lago"

@ittakesallkinds809 4 жыл бұрын

I'm hoping he won't be around to host next year's G7.

@srkh8966 4 жыл бұрын

It Takes All Kinds that’s the dream.

@chloekey8043 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Arion661 4 жыл бұрын

I'm hoping he doesn't get to host this year's G7 ;)

@brandondavidson4085 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't he already try to hold the G7 summit at Mar-A-Lago?

@Chrisscott101010 4 жыл бұрын

Came here for comedy, left with blind anger towards Trump

@nightman6349 4 жыл бұрын

His own words should have done that years ago.

@Chrisscott101010 4 жыл бұрын

@@nightman6349 I see you've been watching for a long time. The only info you get from Cable TV is negative for Trump. I didnt vote for him, but I find it troubling how every single media outlet smears him day in and out. I have yet found one thing that angers me.

@Chrisscott101010 4 жыл бұрын

@@nightman6349 bwahahaha, you seem to be the con man or man that has been conned. Non of that is true.

@nightman6349 4 жыл бұрын

He presented facts in a funny way what an asshole. I can't be having my personal opinion of some one be based off of what they say and do I need the party to tell me how to feel about some one.

@nightman6349 4 жыл бұрын

@Aarcade you have to stop radicalizing everyone who disagrees with you. Just cause folks have different opionions then you doesn't make them evil. We are all trying to solve the same problem from different angles and if we came together instead of playing the blame game maybe we could make the world a better place. Except donald trump, he's only looking out for himself and you would be a fool to keep supporting him just because he is in the same party we usually vote.

@Silkendrum 4 жыл бұрын

Doral - Miami in August? You have got to be kidding!

@suii8780 4 жыл бұрын

If you don’t like Donald Trump like the comments

@abthedragon4921 4 жыл бұрын

Done.

@firespin4137 4 жыл бұрын

Ayes

@terrillharker8197 4 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020 u snowflake

@ciara1119 4 жыл бұрын

@@terrillharker8197 ok google user Fortnite gaming

@eliyafethsoto1309 4 жыл бұрын

@@terrillharker8197 Says the guy with a fucking FORTNITE username

@terrycreagh5003 4 жыл бұрын

OMG "We do that all the time"!

@CloroxBleachCompany 4 жыл бұрын

*The Constitution Article I Section 9 Paragraph 8* : “And no Person holding any Office of...Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument...of any kind whatever, from any...foreign State.” *Trump* : 😗💦 *spits on document* 😗💦

@kathylewis2484 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 Dude you really need to calm down. Death threats are not ok...social media or elsewhere. This is at least your 3rd one. Get some sleep.

@brucesweatmaniii6030 4 жыл бұрын

@@kathylewis2484 WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THIS IS JUST ME? TRY 15.5 MILLION YA KNOW THOSE SHIT HOLE COUNTRIES?? THEY HAVE ARMIES? AND MR. MEXICANS WORKING THE BORDER? LET THEM ALL IN, THERE HERE ALREADY.

@nurlindafsihotang49 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 awww....hanging? This time, some classic "off with his head" become much more appealling. Not the guillotine one. Much too fast and pain free. Dull axe will do.

@brucesweatmaniii6030 4 жыл бұрын

@@nurlindafsihotang49 For the crime of treason in the states the way of dying is hanging. but then again if his neck doesn't snap? he chokes real slow?

@nurlindafsihotang49 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 loon #45 have a neck? I tought snakes dont have a neck?